Full Show: July 16, 2026

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 3 (00:10):
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Speaker 4 (00:22):
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tune in so out, crank it up, beat the habit.

Speaker 6 (00:37):
I want hang out with the friends.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Rocket on the radio, my home grow on Moist been.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Talking on the radio.

Speaker 6 (00:49):
It's time to to this walk all KT Christine up.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
The MoMA lady. Oh yeah, Hello and welcome everybody.

Speaker 7 (01:04):
This is the world famous Ben and Skin Show ninety
seven point one The Eagle for Now.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
I'm Ben Rogers, joined by.

Speaker 7 (01:10):
Jeff skin Wade, Kevin k t, Teardown Turner and Christina
kate Y A little baby, go right bright live. I
got a great show planned for you today. I know
because I was taking part in that preche man. Yeah,
you've been off for a day, you're back now you're
If anybody's gonna make dumbass sounds on the show. It's
gonna be Skin and his ninety nine year old man.

(01:31):
Pencil sharpness. This thing is really sharp. Now, guys, what
are you drinking and what you thinking?

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Well, general, I'm having.

Speaker 8 (01:46):
Another pencil.

Speaker 7 (01:46):
I got two more over here. You gotta have a
backup quarterback. Yeah, you know, I'm gonna do the whole
offensive one man. Listen't iHeart executive in New York City,
leaning in going. I like the pencil strip, but not
the other ticket.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
I bet we can get a deal with Panasonic.

Speaker 9 (02:03):
They make.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
We're gonna make you guys one million dollars when you
guys get the two million dollars we make for you.

Speaker 7 (02:10):
All I'm saying is Kat, I'm sorry, JT. You just
got back to the show and you're popping cans on
the air.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
That was the weekend. Yeah yeah, wait, I want to
tell you guys this.

Speaker 7 (02:22):
I walked up to the studio where we do our show,
and there's a window and as I looked in, I
saw like twelve people standing there and.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
I was like, ooh, I'm not going in there.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
So I went.

Speaker 7 (02:32):
I went into the side room where Christina operates, and
all that, and I peered through the window and I
saw you been holding court and talking to these people,
and so I was like, ooh, how long has this
been going on?

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Because it's like just a few minutes. I don't know.

Speaker 7 (02:45):
I don't know who these people are. I was like, okay,
crap uh and then she goes, oh, there's movement. So
they started filing out. So I went and I hid
behind her computer in case they walked in there.

Speaker 8 (02:56):
And I was like, no one walks in, no one
cares about this.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
When it happened, I assumed that I had missed an
email that I should have.

Speaker 6 (03:03):
Real here's.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
Happened after Ben's speech?

Speaker 1 (03:08):
What's that?

Speaker 2 (03:09):
After your speech? The whole crowd started clapping softly.

Speaker 7 (03:14):
So I looked up and yeah, I looked up and
there was a bunch of young people walking in. And
Kate goes, hey, time for some interns. I go, he
must have read an email, right whatever. He must have
seen this email. So I was like, okay, there's one
of our sales executives, and I go, oh, are you
guys all intern I didn't really have a chance to
drink in all nineteen people, right, But I saw the

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young people and I said, are you guys all interns?

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Are you?

Speaker 7 (03:40):
Are you guys in school? And there was multiple executives
there from one of the biggest ad agencies in town. Yeah,
not us so much, Like, oh my god, dude. At
least three times a week I'll text Bet or he'll
text me, hey, have you seen your iHeart email in
the last week or so, Like neither one of us
ever go in there.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
And by the way, I wanted, I'll do this tomorrow.

Speaker 7 (04:03):
Coming up tomorrow, I have a technology segment that ties
into our iHeart email.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
I'm teasing to tomorrow.

Speaker 10 (04:10):
Man.

Speaker 7 (04:10):
So, we have a guy that works here with us
who was organizing all that, and he walked in. We
love him, We have so much respect for him. He's
really good at what he does and he's one of
our favorite coworkers our show. And one night Kat actually
spent a bunch of time with him, like after a
company party.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
You'll get a room together.

Speaker 7 (04:27):
Man who should be friends, Like Kat can tell me
every single thing about him, like everything knows everything about
this guy.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
And as this guy was leaving the room today, he goes, Man,
thank you guys so much.

Speaker 6 (04:36):
That was great.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Ben JT, thank you, dude.

Speaker 7 (04:42):
That's incredible, he thinks. Here the guy that used to
be on jack FM.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
That happens you know him? NOXI, Yeah, I never had
dinner with Naxie And all right, serious question.

Speaker 4 (04:57):
Ye oh.

Speaker 7 (04:57):
They're driving into work today and I I don't know
bird law. Oh, but I'm driving right out of my
neighborhood and so I'm not yet to like a major thoroughfare.
But I'm kind of in one of the big pipeline
arteries of my neighborhood. And I look up ahead of
me and I see a buzzard or I don't know
what the vulture, I don't even know what they're called,
big giant menacing black bird and it was eating the

(05:20):
rotting flesh of some small animal that had been run over.

Speaker 11 (05:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (05:24):
I don't understand how buzzards don't have constant parasites with
all that stuff. And so I thought, is that if
it's a cat or a dog, you know, it made
me mad at the buzzard. If it's a squirrel, I'm
less angry, but I still squirrels are cute. And I thought, man,
I had an opportunity to accelerate and try to run
over the buzzard.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
Did you and so the question is, I won't tell
you if I did or not.

Speaker 7 (05:47):
Should I have sympathy for the buzzard because it's just
a street cleaner and that's just who it is, or
is it a bad guy? I feel like sympathy for
the buzzard should be the name of a think piece
in the New York Times. No, no, no, because I mean, yes,
you shouldn't have sympathy for the buzzard because it just
flies around looking for dead stuff to eat.

Speaker 12 (06:08):
Like.

Speaker 7 (06:08):
It's not even a hunter. It's just a scaven It's
a hawk clean up clean Up's a hawk.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
With a buzz cut.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
I like where this were, Yeah, this ended up. It's
a bigger hank with a buzz cut cut.

Speaker 8 (06:17):
So if you would have hit it, or if you
did hit it, another buzzer is just gonna come eat it.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
Right, But would it be a small victory for I mean,
would it be a small victory for cute pets because
it was already dead?

Speaker 10 (06:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (06:29):
They dead, okay?

Speaker 7 (06:30):
But if you if you had a cat and it
got out, you wouldn't want me to run over the
buzzard that was eating its remains before you had a
chance to scoop it up.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
And bury it properly.

Speaker 7 (06:38):
Honestly, it save me a little money because usually you
have to go cream aint those things and put them
in a jar next to roxy.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
I guess I'm thinking about how big the buzzard was,
because that could have done some damage to the front
of your car.

Speaker 9 (06:48):
Right.

Speaker 7 (06:48):
It was big enough that it would have been a
feather's everywhere, But it wasn't big enough to do damage.
Have you ever seen anybody able to actually run over
a bird?

Speaker 2 (06:57):
Though? No, but I was.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
I had it, it had its head turned, and I
had I have a fast car. I got a car
and Cardo I had an opportunity to floor it and
run over that that bird. I feel like I could
have got the bird. I'm athletic, my car is athletic.

Speaker 7 (07:15):
You know where this is going. Ben did it and failed.
That's why he's bringing up right. No, I didn't do
it because I was going for it. I have actually
accelerated and had to hit the brakes, and I was like, man,
this is uncool. I'm just going to kill a bird,
just a street cleaner. He's not doing anything wrong. I
like Christina scenario where another buzzard flies that buzzer.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
Now I gotta make a U turn and run that
over too.

Speaker 7 (07:39):
And I'm just sitting there like a police stakeout waiting
for birds to run over seventeen tarcasses there. All right,
we're off and running on the Ben and Skin Show.
We're going to take us next in things. Skin is
tracking an incredible Hollywood story from a former member. I say,
member of the Ben and Skin Show, that's next. Before
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(09:10):
off to the races. One of our all time favorite
funny men has a new show.

Speaker 13 (09:15):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (09:15):
We'll tell you in fifteen minutes, but.

Speaker 6 (09:17):
First track another edition of things Skin is tracking all right.

Speaker 7 (09:26):
I might have lied, but I think it's a good Lie.
I don't think that Jay Moore was ever officially a
member of our show, but he was on our show
a lot, and in fact, the last time we were
at a super Bowl or whatever it was, been talked
to Jay for a while before my time, for sure,
this is a lot of ESPN common guests. I actually
just talked to him when I took the family to
La to go to a Laker games. That's right, that's
where that goes. Because he's now married to Genie Buss.

(09:49):
So anyways, j Moore funny guy and we actually last
when he was on our show on ESPN. He was
there in person, and then we went and saw his
stand up and his stand up was great. But his
real sweet spot is he's awesome with imitations, like he
nails it, and he's a real wild dude. And we've
told this story before where I was doing a live

(10:11):
read and he walked up like four inches from me,
just right by me, and pulled his dog out and
showed me his dong while salespeople were walking up, including
ladies from we worked for Disney. They were walking up
to the window and Ben was on the outside of
the window was like panicking trying to stop.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
Yeah, and I'm trying to do a live read. He
was just trying to be funny and distract skin and
so he thought this would be a way to throw
him off. And so if you show someone you're dong,
they're gonna look at it no matter what. Yeah, you
can't look away.

Speaker 7 (10:39):
So I'm doing the live read and I look down,
I look at his dong and then and then I'm like, uh,
and I'm trying to do the live read, and then
I look up at him and he goes, I know
it's impressive. Is So we have this long history with Jaymore.
I saw you guys have maybe seen this, but he
was in a movie with Christopher Walking. Oh yeah, okay,

(11:00):
okay uh. And he's telling a story on this podcast
of his first encounter with Christopher Walking. And I think
it's incredible and I think everyone here will enjoy this story.

Speaker 12 (11:10):
I met Christopher Walking on the set of Suicide Kings.
I go to say hi to him, and the first
thing as I'm walking up to him, the first thing
he says to.

Speaker 6 (11:18):
Me is you know I can see you coming. And
I just kind of freeze and he go had my
Rottweiler with me.

Speaker 12 (11:27):
He goes, I can see your dog too, and I
go her name is Shirley and he says, who cans.

Speaker 6 (11:34):
I thought he cared because he brought it up.

Speaker 14 (11:39):
And he goes, I gotta know what happened to your dog, Shirley,
Rob Wyler, what happened to your dog's town? It's gone?
Way did it go? It's okay, you can tell me.
And I'm just standing there like in this driveway. Gone

(11:59):
is my dog's dad. And then he gets like real
close to me and he goes, it would be great
have a tail. And I'm cool, right, So I look
back and I'm I go, why why's that? And he goes,
come on, if you had a tail, everyone would know
if you were angry or upset.

Speaker 6 (12:19):
They'd see you.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
They'd see you coming up the block. They'd say, get back,
look at his tail.

Speaker 6 (12:26):
He's crazy.

Speaker 12 (12:28):
And I go, well, you probably mean happy, like people
know if you're happy, if you have a tail, you'd
wag it because you're happy. And he goes, maybe you
in your tail. Yeah, you just cut the ring upon me.
And then he looked at me like it's my turn
to talk. I've never had a tail talking for I
looked down at the dog and dogs like, No, I mean,

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and I would you rather be able to fly or
have a tail? That's what I got out, and he goes, tail,
of course, coul, you'd rather have a tail to be
able to fly.

Speaker 15 (13:03):
He goes, you could always get on an airplane with
your tail. That's amazing, so good for.

Speaker 7 (13:14):
A thousand different reasons. The other thing being why would
you want a tail?

Speaker 5 (13:19):
Like?

Speaker 7 (13:19):
That's a whole other conversation. Man, I would love to
see a documentary on Christopher Walken. He's just such a
unique cat, such a crazy unique cadence, and he's just cool.
He's very cool, and he's always been had very memorable roles,
even if they're smaller roles, right, Yeah. And then in
the middle of all of that, he's attached to one
of the craziest stories in the history of Hollywood and

(13:42):
the death of what's your name Natalie Wagon Natalie Wood,
her daughter is Wagner.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
Natalie Wood. Wagner was on the boat Rat Robert Wagner
was her husband, and neither nobody ever got charged. She disappeared.
He was there, There was a fight, they were drunk.

Speaker 7 (13:56):
People admitted that part, but no one knows what ever happened,
and it's just the whole thing is amplified by the
fact that he is such a strange guy. Have you
guys ever seen the fat Boy Slim video with him
dancing in it?

Speaker 1 (14:09):
I don't know. I think it's Rocker Fallers.

Speaker 2 (14:12):
I'm sure.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
Oh, yeah, he danced, And he's dancing in some new
beer commercial.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
Is he really?

Speaker 7 (14:17):
Oh they're probably doing a play on this, Okay, I
bet it is, because it seems similar, I think. And
he's like he's sitting he's like you're conscious and he's
sitting next to you on a plane and or sitting
next to you and somebody sends a text and go, hey,
you want to go grab beer sign or something, and
the guys that like, go no, I don't think so,
and he goes.

Speaker 6 (14:33):
Why why not do it?

Speaker 1 (14:35):
Rest later when you're my age, say yes, I love it.

Speaker 7 (14:39):
Anyways, anytime I hear a fun story from Hollywood types,
so I'm going to bring it to the show.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
And I thought we were entertained by Yeah, good stuff.

Speaker 7 (14:45):
Coming up next in the entertainment headlines, a new TV
show is premiering that demands our attention.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
That's next.

Speaker 7 (14:50):
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Speaker 7 (16:04):
This is the world famous Bennin' Skin Show ninety seven
point one.

Speaker 2 (16:07):
The ego coming up.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
In ten minutes.

Speaker 7 (16:08):
Christine is gonna finish up a segment she started yesterday,
the greatest rock intros ever, the intros to these songs
that are so memorable and so awesome. We had a
great time yesterday, but we haven't finished the list. We'll
do that in ten minutes, but right now it's time
for this is.

Speaker 2 (16:25):
In Yeah, all right, yeah, we have a new show
on Netflix dropping today.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
It has dropped.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
It's there. You could go watch it now, but don't
well listen to the show Man, of course, but The
Hawk starring Will Ferrell, a golf comedy, has dropped. I'm
pretty excited about this and probably gonna give it a
go tonight and see where it goes. You guys have
any interest at all?

Speaker 6 (16:51):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (16:52):
Yes, interesting. Every single thing Will Ferrell does.

Speaker 2 (16:55):
Now they're probably gonna do. Yeah, they're dropping them all today.
So how he's gonna watch them all to night. Yeah,
I'm gonna spread it out and we'll never talk about it.

Speaker 16 (17:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (17:06):
Man, I have such a bad TV watching just practice
these days. I just don't do it right, like did
you do it?

Speaker 2 (17:13):
Like everyone else does?

Speaker 7 (17:14):
Though, Well, I get to like I go through my
day whatever I'm doing, and then I go to bed
and I try to watch TV for a little bit
before I fall asleep. Like last night, I was rewatching
the most recent Game of Thrones episode and I saw
like ten minutes I hadn't seen.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
I was like, oh, I must have fallen asleep. I
totally didn't see that.

Speaker 7 (17:32):
Like, I just need to watch what I'm awake, yeah,
instead of like at two in the morning. That's the
only time I ever watched TV is when I get
in bed.

Speaker 1 (17:39):
At the end of the day. I'm just too busy.
Until did you take sleep gummies?

Speaker 2 (17:43):
Still?

Speaker 1 (17:44):
No, I'm not doing them. You're not doing those right now?

Speaker 2 (17:47):
Like the magnesium thing before bed has really made me
sleep better all right in the brain out a little bit.
It's good stuff. Is it like a pill you're taking
or a gummy or it's a pill and it's all
legal and it's actually recommended. That is not magnesium, you know,
telling him like he's a police officer.

Speaker 7 (18:04):
I've actually never heard anyone kind of present the idea
that magnesium is illegal.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
Hey, I'm taking magnesis. I don't want to know it's legal.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
I don't want to know.

Speaker 6 (18:13):
Don't arrest me.

Speaker 2 (18:14):
Wait, you don't have calcium, do you?

Speaker 10 (18:16):
Well?

Speaker 2 (18:16):
Manganese though? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (18:18):
Okay, thatch bugs.

Speaker 2 (18:20):
So the story is, you know, old golfer, he's coming
back and he's trying to recapture his old magic. We've
got Molly Shannon in this thing, another old golfer thing. Yeah, God,
Chris Parnell is in the thing. Luke Wilson is in
the thing. I think there's enough people in here, and
some of owns that make you feel pretty good about
So the.

Speaker 8 (18:38):
Other Wilson Brothers doing a golf show. Wow, see I
was I'm kind of out on it, but Mike wants
to watch it. It's golf and Will Ferrell We're gonna
watch He's And that's.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
Honestly, did you know our brother did a golf thing.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
I guess I'll do it a golf Why.

Speaker 7 (18:55):
I don't understand, Like, it's got golf, it's got Will Ferrell.
What's wrong with that? Yeah, it's it's that thing you
know where it's like, Okay, we've seen this a thousand times,
but it'll probably be good.

Speaker 2 (19:05):
Well where what's the other thing you've seen this a
thousand times? Okay, name what's like the iconic one?

Speaker 17 (19:12):
Uh uh?

Speaker 7 (19:13):
The iconic one is the guy that refuses to I mean,
first of all, Happy Gilmour two was good, and then
there's a thing where Kevin Coster just got to make
that one shot.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
Man, if I can just make that one shot? Was
that ten cup?

Speaker 5 (19:24):
I mean?

Speaker 1 (19:25):
And honestly, it's not even didn't coup with solid dude?
Not in a comedy.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
Don Johnson, Cheech's a that's a movie about mental health, sir,
And aren't we one year away from Owen Wilson doing
the exact same thing. Yeah, I don't know, is not funny.
He's a coach and it's not a comedy, right, Yeah,
Like I saw, it's a drama comedy.

Speaker 8 (19:42):
And I did love that. I really did. I love that,
and Mike hated it at the end.

Speaker 2 (19:47):
I hated it at the end too. Yeah, Well they
did something at the end. It pulled it all away.

Speaker 7 (19:51):
This attitude is the exact reason why I was two
seasons late to the Sopranos. I was like, all right,
we're gonna do another mobster show. Oh and another one
where he has a shrink NERO just did that and
it ended up being incredible.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
I will say Will Ferrell's big hits TV movies over
the last ten years, Oh, that becomes a problem. His
hits are just him popping up and doing stuff.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
Okay, so are you about to tear down Will Ferrell?

Speaker 7 (20:16):
Hell no, I think this is gonna be great. Bring
up a good point, though, when's the last thing he
did that was I mean, the comedy movie industry that
he thrived in is gone. He's the costner of his craft.

Speaker 8 (20:27):
I will say that, even just the Lays commercial that
was airing during the World Cup made me laugh. Yeah,
in your face a lay made of lace.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
Seeing his face is pretty much he's got that because
he's got crazy eyes.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
It's a great face.

Speaker 2 (20:39):
So okay, yeah, well we can watch it maybe, all right? Yep,
always Sonny. He announced, Oh, season eighteen drops in a
month turned into a soap opera, missed fourteen seasons. Hey,
season seventeen was amazing, Ben rewatch it tonight. I need
to go watching all and fall asleep during it. Coming
up next, Christina, we're gonna take us in the cookie.

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Speaker 11 (22:28):
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Speaker 6 (22:29):
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Speaker 2 (22:39):
It's stuff for this, all right. Last night was the
SP's Believe It or Not, and no one really cares.
But every year we've done this. This is the thirteenth
year we've done this, but now since twenty thirteen.

Speaker 17 (22:59):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
We take Norm McDonald's nineteen ninety eight epic monologue and
we compare it to who's the host, Like it's been
Peyton Manning before, it's been Danica Patrick, and we just
have a matchup. So little Esby's joke off, how's Danica
doing these days? I think she got really into alternate medicine. Okay,
Marcello Hernandez of Saturday Night Live was your host of

(23:22):
Saturday Night Live and honestly, TikTok fame. The ladies love
Marcello Hernandez. Christina, Yeah, he's cute, um and you know
he's a likable fella. He's not my favorite guy on SNL,
but he's fine. Here is his opening joke.

Speaker 13 (23:37):
This is the only award show where none of the
nominees were bullied in high school.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
All Right, cepl we're in there right, pretty good. Let's
go to nineteen ninety eight. You'll hear a noticeable difference
in audio quality. Norm McDonald, thank you very much.

Speaker 16 (23:53):
I'm very excited to be here, you know. And I
was asked to host the Spy's this year. Yeah, Hi,
that's my name, the ABS this year, folks. I said
yes immediately for one reason and one reason only.

Speaker 6 (24:06):
This show has interns.

Speaker 16 (24:11):
Adam Eric relations backstage a little later.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
Probably habits have been proper rent relations backstage later. That's funny. Okay,
So Shane Gillis was your host last year, and Marcello
gave him a little bit of a shout out.

Speaker 13 (24:26):
I also want to shout out Latsier's host Shane Gillis.
He is watching from home like a true American on
his couch drinking a beer while a Hispanic guy does
his job.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
Hell, yes, this is good.

Speaker 2 (24:44):
Kell, Yes.

Speaker 8 (24:46):
Oh man.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
If we go back to Norm, though, we have to
reference Anthony Mason, the power forward of the New York
Knicks ninety ninety eight.

Speaker 6 (24:52):
Rest in peace.

Speaker 16 (24:54):
But man, it's great to be here at the sixth
to annual sp Awards. Hard to believe that the sb's
are six years old. Although although Anthony Mason swears they're eighteen,
said he'll be having sex with you, asked me, is
in about twelve years?

Speaker 7 (25:15):
So wo man, that seems risky too, because Anthony Mason
seemed like tabooo, they'd come find you.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
He's on edge.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
I would also say that that was at the time. Well,
I'll just say, look it up. Kids, you need to
know more about any of you. Mason, look it up.
Marcel made a little joke about his mother.

Speaker 13 (25:37):
My mom came to this country by herself at twenty
years old. She worked as a nanny. She lived in
an efficiency, which is a room attached to a house.
She paid her way through college by working during the
day and going to school at night. And at her
graduation she was pregnant with me. And I just figured
that if I had to hear it every day, you
all could hear it once.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
I he is great. It's pretty good.

Speaker 2 (26:03):
Yes, uh, norm I have ten each. Norma went with
a joke about an alternative sport. It's great to be
here and ESPN.

Speaker 16 (26:11):
I love sports, man, I got now you can see
sports and ESPN you don't see on other other networks,
and a like kickboxing. That's my favorite sport. Kickboxing is
great when you think about it. It combines the style
and grace of boxing with with kicking.

Speaker 2 (26:29):
So good. It feels like such a give up, but
it's so good. It's just the joke doesn't even matter,
it's just the delivery. Marcel Hernandez is an immigrant. Let's
talk about immigrant and sports as.

Speaker 13 (26:38):
A child the immigrants. I also want to shout out
all the immigrant athletes in the room and those.

Speaker 2 (26:42):
Watching from home.

Speaker 13 (26:43):
Immigrant athletes are what makes sports great because at the
end of the day, sports without immigrants.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
Is just cornhole, very good, it's awesome.

Speaker 7 (26:58):
There's a classic old joke from Eddie Murphy on Sentia
Night Live when he was talking about black people and
he goes, there's.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
No black people in the world. It'd be boring and
just be hockey hockey.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
Yeah, nor McDonald joke about Jerry Jones his backstage.

Speaker 16 (27:13):
A lot of celebrities back there. Man, I'm talking to
Jerry Jones, you know, the Cowboys unner, and he's disappointed obviously.

Speaker 9 (27:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:22):
Well he's a good guy though.

Speaker 16 (27:23):
Man, he's talking about rebuilding the team, you know, and
he told me, he says, we have to get back
to what made us A Championship team Strippers and Crack.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
Yes, yes, and honestly they should try that. Yes, why
not try it once? I agree, I'm sueezing the last
because it'll be five, okay, Marcello, Jake Paul.

Speaker 13 (27:44):
I also must say, it's an honor to be here
among so many incredible athletes, and Jake.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
Paul, Jake, that's just a joke.

Speaker 13 (27:53):
Okay, don't fight me. My dad and my stepdad are
both here and they're over fifty, and I know that's
you like them, So fight them instead.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
Pretty good? Yeah, all right, I'll be one way norm
on the on Denver.

Speaker 16 (28:12):
Oration in Denver after that Super Bowl man, and now
city officials expected even wilder celebration if the Nuggets win
ten games this year. They say they're gonna oh, City
is gonna go nuts. Yeah, the Nuggets are having a
bad year this year.

Speaker 3 (28:26):
Man.

Speaker 16 (28:26):
As matter of fact, they're making a film about the team.
They had a pretty catchy title, Let's Black Men Can't
Jump either.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
All right?

Speaker 2 (28:35):
Are we carrying this over?

Speaker 18 (28:36):
Yep?

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Speaker 2 (29:59):
Marcelo Hernandez hosting the SP's against Norm McDonald's from nineteen
ninety eight. This is joke six of the monolog from
Marcelo Hernandez about the Knicks.

Speaker 13 (30:06):
The Knicks won their first championship since nineteen seventy three.
In nineteen seventy three, hockey players didn't wear helmets, basketball
had no three point line, and in nineteen seventy three,
Bill Belichick was the age his girlfriend is.

Speaker 2 (30:20):
Now okay eh, you know so that it feels like
that's the one from last year.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
That would have been good leah uh. Norm McDonald nineteen
ninety eight his sixth joke.

Speaker 16 (30:30):
But Jordan is very serious though about leading man. In fact,
he's already called the Hall of Fame to make sure
that his plaque bears his basketball nickname, Aaron Jordan, and
not his baseball nickname, Senior Crappy.

Speaker 2 (30:46):
So dumb euro draffy is is such a funny thing
to call someone though. It's so good.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
Hockey from Marcelo Hernandez.

Speaker 6 (30:56):
You know how I know hockey is a white sport.
No matter what do you do.

Speaker 2 (30:59):
The worst thing that happens is go to time out
for two minutes.

Speaker 13 (31:04):
Latino people watch hockey, and when they see him put
those guys in the box for two minutes, the Latino
people are like, he gotta do it again.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
He didn't learn anything from.

Speaker 8 (31:16):
He did the skating off too. Yeah, that was funny.

Speaker 2 (31:19):
He was good. He's a very physical performer for sure.
Uh Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods?

Speaker 10 (31:28):
About that?

Speaker 6 (31:29):
Is that for golf? Of course?

Speaker 2 (31:30):
Is that for Golfer of the year?

Speaker 6 (31:32):
This uh, this ass bias?

Speaker 2 (31:33):
And you know who I feel sorry.

Speaker 16 (31:35):
For, folks is the other two guys nominated for Golfer.

Speaker 9 (31:38):
Of the Year.

Speaker 16 (31:41):
These guys getting ready and I was like, hey, honey,
have you see my tuxedo?

Speaker 12 (31:44):
No?

Speaker 2 (31:44):
You not the good one.

Speaker 16 (31:46):
The one I wear when I'm gonna get my ass chicked?

Speaker 6 (31:48):
Have you see that?

Speaker 2 (31:53):
That's my favorite one of all of them?

Speaker 6 (31:55):
Pretty good?

Speaker 2 (31:55):
The ass kicked Taxedo. What a great business.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
The Madden cover boy was announced. It was a Caleb Williams.

Speaker 2 (32:03):
All right, who is it?

Speaker 13 (32:04):
I want to congratulate Caleb Williams, the quarterback for the
Chicago Bears, who will be on the cover of the
new Madden video game. And Tiger Woods will be on
the cover of Grand Theft Autumn.

Speaker 2 (32:19):
I'm okay with it.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
Yeah, that's pretty good.

Speaker 2 (32:21):
Not enough has been made that Tiger called the president
and said, hey, can you get me out of this
one real quick?

Speaker 1 (32:26):
I mean, anybody who donates money usually gets out of stuff.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
Winter Olympics. Norm McDonald, Well.

Speaker 16 (32:33):
About the Winter Olympics. They're finally underway, so we've got
a lot of great stuff to look for in the
next two weeks, like hockey.

Speaker 2 (32:39):
And uh well just hockey really woo okay. The WNBA
obviously riding the high right now. Marcelo Hernandez with a joke.
It's a lot of.

Speaker 13 (32:54):
New money in the WNBA. Man opening up the door
for a new reality show basketball Husband.

Speaker 2 (33:02):
And Wives, but mostly wives because anywhere anyway, all right,
he's doing really well. Yeah. Meanwhile, Nor McDonald wanted to

(33:22):
take a shot at us speed skating.

Speaker 16 (33:24):
I was watching the last night's speed speed skating and
my goodness, you know, could the outfits they wear be
any tighter? Oh lord?

Speaker 2 (33:33):
Here was an East German woman.

Speaker 16 (33:34):
I swear you can see the outline of her entire PEA.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
Number one, so good.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
Okay, here's the last joke from Marcello last night. All right,
the last joke he.

Speaker 13 (33:50):
Had a lot of young players have also hit the
scene this year. Bronnie James lebron James Son is in
the NBA. Now, Shad Nor Sanders, Dion Sanderson is in
the NFL. Jalen Brunts and Rick Brunson's son got to
win an NBA championship with his dad as the coach,
which proves one thing, which is that nepotism, like most things,

(34:13):
is way cooler when a black guy does it.

Speaker 2 (34:19):
Pretty good, good dude, but it's pretty good, really good.
Like and then here we go the Grand Opus, the
big finish, if you will, Norm McDonald nineteen ninety eight,
and there's Charles Woodson.

Speaker 6 (34:35):
How about that?

Speaker 2 (34:36):
I want a season here I mean, hey, if he
came the.

Speaker 16 (34:39):
First defensive player to win the Heisman Trophy, congratulations Charles.
That is something that no one can ever take away
from you unless you kill your wife and a waiter,
in which can I.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
Say all got him fired from SNL. I love it.

Speaker 2 (34:57):
Marcello gave him a run, but still can't beat the
no No. I thought it was very good, good job.

Speaker 7 (35:02):
All right, there you have it, Marcelo Hernandez against Norm MacDonald,
the s P joke off, an annual tradition like no other.
Coming up next and trending and Ben some new audio
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we go around the sports. We now know who is
going to be in the World Cup finale. We'll talk
about that. A Florida lady is ticked off. And then

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we got some wildlife wildlife news to an update on
the greatest white shark of all time.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
But right now it's time for this.

Speaker 4 (35:30):
He's interrational Quick Greggord nuclear overreactor. He's a masterful storyteller
who consistently finds himself drowning in a sea of awkward.

Speaker 6 (35:41):
It's time for no trund ain't in ben Okay.

Speaker 7 (35:46):
So I stumbled across this thing a while back called
Cold and Embarrassed. It's a cartoon and I see it
on social media. I see it in little clips and
it's so awesome. And they do a lot of different things,
but one of my favorite things they do is make
fun of Star Wars. And really or not that they're
making fun of Star Wars, they just put their own
twist on it. Instead of Luke Skywalker being a big hero,
he's kind of a whiny little bitch and he's got

(36:08):
this certain nagging tone in his voice.

Speaker 2 (36:10):
Now.

Speaker 7 (36:11):
The first one I played for you was him and
obi Wan Kenobi and he calls obi Wan Kenobi old Ben,
which obi Wan doesn't like, and obi Wan is really
perplexed by what an idiot and moron Luke is. This
one has to do with R two D two with
the holograph of Princess Leah And that's what's happening here.
And here you go the newest Cold and embarrassedobi Wan

(36:31):
kenobe y'ah iomi.

Speaker 6 (36:32):
Hope, wait, what is that?

Speaker 5 (36:35):
What is that?

Speaker 6 (36:36):
What's going on here? You heard him?

Speaker 13 (36:39):
What is it?

Speaker 6 (36:39):
Tattoo? He says it's a private message for Obi Wan Kenoby.
Who is that?

Speaker 18 (36:47):
I believe she's someone of some important she was someone
on all ship from before. Wow, she's beautiful, she's gorgeous.
I'll take you a look for it. Do you think
she's beautiful? I do think she's beautiful. I think she's
incredibly beautiful.

Speaker 6 (36:58):
All right side? Anyway? Would you like to discuss any
more about this or anything else?

Speaker 18 (37:03):
Show me the girl now, show me the beautiful girl
all the respect sir, But all you can see is
a blue blur.

Speaker 6 (37:08):
It's not quite very kiss and I don't care. I
love that girl. Show me more of the blue blur.

Speaker 18 (37:14):
I'm sorry, so I don't tell you've lost your mind
now I've lost my mind with love. I'm in love
with this beautiful blue blur girl.

Speaker 6 (37:20):
Sorry, said, are you saying blue blur girl? The beautiful girl,
the beautiful blue blur girl? Are you feeling old? Are
you feeling well? And I feel fine? I feel wonderful.
Is there any more of it? Show more of it?

Speaker 18 (37:35):
I'm sorry, but I too seems to not want to
show you any more for some reason. He says it's
a private message for Obi Wan Kenoby. I wonder if
he means old man. If I bring you to old man,
will you show me more of that girl at seems
to not want to show you the girl at all?

Speaker 6 (37:54):
Why not?

Speaker 2 (37:55):
Why not?

Speaker 7 (37:58):
The upsets are two d Yes, Archie's protecting her really
from how creepy lucas gorgeous sister. I like the guy
making the sounds for see three p o is like
Obi Wan Kenobi in this that he's just laughing at
what it is. He's like, I don't think he wants
to share anything with you.

Speaker 2 (38:18):
It really is.

Speaker 7 (38:19):
You know, you look back and see three po is
basically like a hoity toity European matre d Yeah, you know,
truly on he was, Uh, can we hear a little.

Speaker 6 (38:27):
Bit of that again?

Speaker 1 (38:28):
Just did you hear that the old one?

Speaker 12 (38:32):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (38:32):
Yeah, let's hear the old one? Obi Wan old Man,
I have a full blue blurb girl. The everything all
right here?

Speaker 6 (38:49):
Luke old man?

Speaker 15 (38:50):
Is that you?

Speaker 4 (38:50):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (38:51):
It's me?

Speaker 6 (38:52):
Wait? What would you call me? How did you just
make that noise? Old man?

Speaker 2 (38:56):
What you called me?

Speaker 1 (38:56):
Old Ben?

Speaker 18 (38:57):
It's your name, old man Kenobi kind of a hook
for nickname, isn't it. Well, it's exactly what you are
just because something is true, Luke, doesn't mean you should
call them that to their face?

Speaker 6 (39:08):
Why not, old man? Kenoby orphaned? Luke, would you like
me to call you that?

Speaker 18 (39:13):
No, orphan, I'm not an orphan. I have my young
aunt and uncle and uncle Aunt brou and uncle Owen.
Uncle Owen be calling to them right now. But yeah,
I'm wondering if they're here. You're wondering if you wondering
if your aunt and uncle here. We're in the middle
of the desert, Luke, Sorry, old man. You know I
was quite the spring chicken back in the day. What

(39:35):
do you mean I used to be able to do
a double standing backflip, Luke, You used to be able
to do a suble Danny's standing backflip from the standing position?

Speaker 2 (39:44):
Wow?

Speaker 6 (39:45):
And how to do that? Or the force? The force?

Speaker 12 (39:49):
Wow?

Speaker 6 (39:50):
I'm gonna try it right now, Luke, Late, I'm not
trailing hold the band, the old band, Koby.

Speaker 18 (39:58):
I hurt myself. That's what you get for trying to
false flip Befolio read day. Can you force heal me?
False heal that's not a thing. Maybe someday it will be.
I doubt it very much. Can you help me, I
suppose I can dry. I'm an old man after all.
Oh ohe the send people are back. All right, good stuff,

(40:18):
A little embarrassed. Look it up on social media and
enjoy it.

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Speaker 6 (41:56):
Now around the sports A fun tweets has all the sports.

Speaker 2 (42:03):
Yes, after all this a whole month of just an
epic World Cup. We are now down to the finals
because yesterday Argentina beat England two to one. They were
down one nothing and then all of a sudden, Lionel
Messi said, I guess I've got to make some plays
happen and Argentina gets the win, so they go to

(42:25):
the finals.

Speaker 1 (42:26):
They will play Spain on Sunday at four o'clock.

Speaker 2 (42:28):
Meanwhile, England and France, who got beat and they're just
you know, would love to just go home. I think
after this long tournament they have to play in the
third place game on Saturday.

Speaker 7 (42:38):
Why is there a loser's bracket? Like, does anybody is
there a benefit from it? Do you get a bonus
or something? I think probably FIFA gets, you know, another
game that they can squeeze money out of.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
You know, they used to do this in the NCAA tournament.

Speaker 7 (42:52):
Get it for the company in charge of the event,
but I don't get it for the teams, Like what
is there to be gained by word third?

Speaker 2 (42:59):
Not four?

Speaker 7 (43:00):
I agree with you, but I think it's the same
principle as a bronze medal in the Olympics, because you know,
this thing is once every four years. Now, to Ben's point,
I don't think the fans want this. And we were
copied on a really funny tweet showing some British British
soccer talk show and that guy was going, ham, I mean,

(43:20):
but like, if you're going to pay like the tickets
to these games to exorbit it, so is this like
wildly discounted.

Speaker 2 (43:27):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (43:28):
I mean, it'll be interesting to see Saturday what the
attendance is. Like, do you have where the game is, Katie?
I know the Miami Okay, so there's one last one
in Miami in one lass. But also I think if
you're an Englishman or a French person that's been in
the States for three weeks and you're not going to
be home yet anyways, i'd go, oh.

Speaker 8 (43:46):
Yeah, I'm excited to watch it. I'm glad we still
have two more.

Speaker 2 (43:49):
Yeah. I was just thinking about how exhausted England looked
yesterday after they had lost the game, and they stand
out there and wait and they you know, hang out.
So the fans can look at him a little bit longer.
They stand on the field and I was sitting there
watching they were really going through it. You know, it's
just the biggest heartbreaking loss. They're all thinking, this was
our chance to win a World Cup and it's not

(44:10):
gonna happen. They probably felt like they were better than Argentina.
They were more athletic and bigger than Argentina.

Speaker 7 (44:16):
And you know the other thing too, is when you're
in that position and the unbeatable team on the other
side of the.

Speaker 2 (44:22):
Bracket gets beat, Yeah, that sucks. It was setting it up, yes,
And they're sitting there and I was just watching them
all on the ground and they're waving, they're looking at
the crowd, and the crowd's looking at them, and I
just thought, like, they do not want to have a
couple of hydration days. And then running back out there
on Saturday, it seemed like a lot. I was just amazed.
It's just how great this this whole thing's been. Argentina

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and England going at it in Atlanta and the crowd's
going nuts in Atlanta. It's just beautiful. America has done
it so well. North America has done it so right.
It's so much better than when it was in Cutter
four years ago. Well, people couldn't really go and enjoy
that either. I think I've told you guys.

Speaker 7 (45:07):
My cousin Russ has gone to three or four of
these on different continents, and he's like, this has just
been so good and they've lived up to their end
of the bargain and everyone's been happy, and it's been
a great tournament. And honestly, like just from a sports standpoint,
there's been a bunch of great storylines. There's not a
lot of better storylines in sports than arguably the greatest

(45:28):
of all time is trying to defend the World Cup
four years later at the age of thirty eight, Like
write a storybook.

Speaker 1 (45:35):
Ending man. Seems like it's been a.

Speaker 7 (45:36):
Good showing for America as well, Like tourists coming here,
it seems like people enjoy it. Yeah, I think it's
so much loud talk about how terrible America is like
when you're in America, but people coming in from other places, like.

Speaker 6 (45:49):
Dude, this is pretty awesome.

Speaker 7 (45:52):
The thing that Americans tend to forget is that there
is racism and classism all over the effing globe. It
is not new to this country. And so when you
criticize things about the country not living up to what
it's going to be, just look around the entire planet.
It's everywhere. It's still despite the things that frustrate you,

(46:12):
the greatest country ever.

Speaker 2 (46:14):
Well, yeah, I and then they're not they're going to
a cornfield in Nebraska either. Like our live entertainment industry
in America is wonderful. So when it's we're going to
these big cities and taking part in all of that buzz,
you do tend to, you know, see a lot of
the good stuff. Now there's something about this game that's
going to be on Sunday that's very magnificent.

Speaker 7 (46:34):
To me.

Speaker 2 (46:35):
Spain is very good. But they didn't have like the
headliners star like Harry Kane or Jude Bellingham or Embappe
or Lionel Messi Rinaldo. But their best player, one of
the best players is Lamina mal So. Lamina mal when
he was like a six month old about twenty years ago,

(46:55):
was in this celebrity like charity photoshoot things. He's taking
a picture with Messi. Oh, oh my god, what Messi.
He's like twenty years old, and he's like kind of
fake baptized and it's so crazy wow, and they're playing
against each other in the finals and it's wonderful. Are
they already friends or anything? Through ald soccer know about

(47:16):
their current relationship. I know a mena maul was taking
some heat the other day for taking a selfie in
bed with his girlfriend. Like he and everyone's like, hey, man,
get dude, be a leader. And he's like twenty, like
he's a young guy. It's like, I'm just here, so
I'm really looking forward to to to Sundays. Get man.
You know what, Christina, You've sold me on Saturday? Who

(47:36):
you pulling for?

Speaker 8 (47:37):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (47:39):
French No's.

Speaker 8 (47:41):
I don't want any of.

Speaker 7 (47:42):
These teams to win, though I like the French. Maybe
I'll end in a tie. All right, There you have
it around the sports. Coming up next, just a few
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Ben and Skin Show ninety seven point one. The eagle Man,
We've got some great update on maybe the greatest white
shark of all time?

Speaker 10 (49:34):
What do we have?

Speaker 1 (49:35):
Just stick around and find out here in like fifteen minutes.

Speaker 6 (49:37):
But first, are you excited?

Speaker 2 (49:40):
And now gets turning for Sweet Day All Day featuring
veteran news anchor kt fun tweets. All right to set
up this story, I'm first gonna play some old audio
from our show.

Speaker 7 (49:56):
By the way, I was driving into work today behind
a black Porsche and the license plate said uh.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
And what did it say?

Speaker 2 (50:03):
It said, I like this, Sorry, go ahead, okay, you
know what I want to get Shann for his birthday.

Speaker 7 (50:08):
I want to get him a new license plate with
no vows in it that just says g lf k
l L Look at this license plate. Read this, Read
this and tell me that's not the car.

Speaker 1 (50:18):
I'm going to follow. Oh it's a guilf wife. Yeah,
the lis plate said guil wife.

Speaker 2 (50:23):
Dude cheers.

Speaker 1 (50:24):
So let's get him on g lf k l l R.
And that is his personalized killer. All right, it's a
bitted Okay, the guilf killer license plate. Very good. You
see that on the road. You're like, what is going
on there?

Speaker 6 (50:38):
What does your license plate mean?

Speaker 1 (50:41):
Shut up? I've got my things.

Speaker 2 (50:42):
I like, well, let's go to Florida because there's a
story in the news that got my attention. And uh,
we've got we have news audio about a lady. She's
seventy seven years old and she got a license plate
that she didn't approve of.

Speaker 9 (50:54):
A seventy seven year old woman in Florida was not
happy with the license plate she received.

Speaker 2 (50:58):
Recently, display has become a topic of conversation that her
retirement community where.

Speaker 6 (51:04):
Opinions are split.

Speaker 2 (51:06):
Believe it or not.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
Joan Murray has the story.

Speaker 9 (51:09):
When Nancy Dellstrato went to collect her mail, she got
quite the surprise a new license plate with her vehicle
registration renewal.

Speaker 11 (51:17):
And I looked at it and I said, I don't
think so.

Speaker 8 (51:21):
The plate reads sqz A five five.

Speaker 2 (51:24):
Yeah, I'm gonna keep going SQZA five five. Squeeze ass.

Speaker 9 (51:31):
Qz A five five. But from a distance, those five
fives can be read as s's, well, you get the picture,
squeeze blank.

Speaker 11 (51:42):
I don't think a woman that lives in a senior
community will be driving around with what this plate has
to say.

Speaker 9 (51:50):
The plates become the talk around her retirement community, especially
the men.

Speaker 8 (51:54):
We were with her when she showed it to one
of her eighty nine year old neighbors.

Speaker 2 (51:58):
Okay, so when I want you to know about this,
she's about to be sitting down next to an eighty
nine year old man a ten years old in her
and here's what he says.

Speaker 9 (52:07):
We were with her when she showed it to one
of her eighty nine year old neighbors.

Speaker 6 (52:12):
Good good.

Speaker 9 (52:14):
So for now, Nancy's keeping the tag, although she is
planning to let the state know about it. She'll see
the reaction when she goes public with her new plate.

Speaker 11 (52:24):
I can handle it. If I get a few honks
here and there. Actually being over seventy I might like
a few honks.

Speaker 8 (52:30):
Okay, were you against it or not?

Speaker 2 (52:31):
Then, lady, this sounds like you're also seventy seven.

Speaker 8 (52:35):
How much is she drying?

Speaker 2 (52:36):
She's against it, she's and then the guy goes good.
And then at the end of it, she just said
uposed to be a whore.

Speaker 8 (52:44):
So I sent you guys a picture. We had a
mic and I had a rental car time we went
to Orlando. That was on our rental car. You guys
want to read that.

Speaker 1 (52:53):
It says the way I read it is not ASS
STUD but as STD.

Speaker 10 (52:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (52:59):
Yeah, I got an ass god.

Speaker 8 (53:02):
As five five TD. That was our license plate. We
drove around.

Speaker 7 (53:07):
And there's a big orange breaking up ASS and STD
so that you can clearly see.

Speaker 8 (53:12):
So this woman's in Florida as well. So she's got
that same orange on the squeeze ass license plate.

Speaker 1 (53:18):
And she customized it, right, she's just having fun.

Speaker 2 (53:21):
Well, no, it just got mailed to her randomly. Okay,
there's a whole minute and a half of the news
piece that I edited out where they go to the
prison that's making the license plates, because that is a
true thing apparently in Florida.

Speaker 7 (53:32):
Wow, and here it's okay, So that's where they make them. Yeah,
prisoners have been making license plates for us.

Speaker 2 (53:37):
God, prisoner's doing so many bits on their license plates.
So they just mailed out randomly. And then they were
talking about how she is going to try to take
it back. But at the end of it, she's very
accepting of it, saying if she gets the hanks, she's
okay with it. It's very strange what the old man doing.

Speaker 7 (53:52):
Goes he got good that's worth but them there you
know what this is though you're saying, hey, she changed
her mind. Really just old people are looking for any
place to talk and do what they you know, they
just need platform.

Speaker 2 (54:05):
Does the seventy seven year old lady in the retirement
community need a license plate or car?

Speaker 3 (54:11):
Right?

Speaker 1 (54:13):
Like you're in the retirement community for reason?

Speaker 2 (54:16):
Right?

Speaker 1 (54:16):
What is just going coffin shopping?

Speaker 2 (54:18):
Yeah? I guess you could go.

Speaker 1 (54:20):
That is insensitive of you to say that. I would
never say that we get get your coffin.

Speaker 6 (54:27):
All right?

Speaker 1 (54:27):
There youah man, there's the weekly weekday update.

Speaker 7 (54:29):
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so please don't ask us to do so. Just know
we're not turning our back on you by not answering.
Just legally we're not allowed to speak on this. And
as for now, for today and hopefully tomorrow, we are

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still on ninety seven point one.

Speaker 1 (56:04):
The Eagle will keep you well.

Speaker 7 (56:05):
We can't keep you up today, so we'll just keep
monitoring and not monitoring that personally. Ye see how it unfolds,
But right now it's not for this.

Speaker 2 (56:17):
Wild life too, a wild life for.

Speaker 1 (56:23):
The second segment in a row.

Speaker 2 (56:25):
I'm gonna set up a story by playing some old
audio from the Ben and Skin show. A marine research
group is reporting that the shark that is called Contender.

Speaker 13 (56:37):
What a good name.

Speaker 2 (56:40):
For especially for the bigger shark. It's been detected miles
from Atlantic City. It is reported to be over sixteen
hundred pounds, thirteen feet long, and it's believed to be
a distinguished thirty two years old dude.

Speaker 7 (56:54):
Let me say something with it being so close to
Atlantic City, I think it's probably a card shark.

Speaker 1 (57:00):
I mean, let's just shut the show down. Hey, no,
you know what, Happy birthday? Hey, thanks man, I appreciate it.
I give it up for Ben on his birthday.

Speaker 2 (57:13):
You guys like doing a show. Pluckers asked on Ben's birthday,
and he used that as an escape hatch.

Speaker 7 (57:20):
It was a great escape patch. I couldn't believe how
responsive that crowd was. We were at that Pluckers and
you know sometimes, oh Pluckers is always packed, so you
don't know who's there for your show or not. Like
most of everyone around that bar was there for us
and that joke, and they they loved the joke, and
as soon as over.

Speaker 2 (57:34):
They all filed out. They all left immediately when our
show was over. I would say the six seconds minus
Ben saying, I mean would tell you the joke's not great.

Speaker 8 (57:42):
Now.

Speaker 1 (57:42):
You know what it means is people are savoring it.

Speaker 2 (57:44):
Yeah, okay, Oh, they're tasting.

Speaker 1 (57:46):
They're swishing it around all five taste buds.

Speaker 2 (57:49):
Yes, underneath the tip of the tongue, the cheeks. Due.

Speaker 1 (57:52):
Let me say something.

Speaker 7 (57:53):
With it being so close to Atlantic City, I think
it's probably a card shark.

Speaker 10 (57:58):
I mean.

Speaker 1 (58:01):
Good, let's just shut the show down. Hey, no, you
know what, Happy birthday. Hey, thanks man, I appreciate it
everybody giving.

Speaker 2 (58:08):
Up for on his birthday.

Speaker 1 (58:11):
You guys, like, it's now very apparent they weren't listening
very closely. Otherwise they would have died laughing.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
Been Skin issued that joke and then like put his
nose in the glass.

Speaker 1 (58:23):
Just to see how I bet.

Speaker 2 (58:25):
Every one of you reasons that this weekend, so that
Shark the contender is in the news eight months later, Wow,
how about that?

Speaker 1 (58:33):
Huh?

Speaker 2 (58:34):
It is now seventeen hundred pounds, so it's gained about
one thousand pounds since Ben's birthday.

Speaker 7 (58:38):
Okay, think about that. Think about that and sharks swim
a lot, so they burn a lot of calories. Think
how much food, how many humans it would have eaten
to get to that size plenty, but also some big
fish that are way more than humans. Right, yeah, but
humans are great eating, are they for sharks?

Speaker 1 (58:56):
For sharks? Sharks and cannibals? Yeah, yep do sharp.

Speaker 2 (59:02):
Okay, let's just assume take cannibalism, like, we don't eat ourselves,
but we do eat meat. Okay, right, because we're animals.
Oh this is one of his vegetarian Oh, what's not
But we're animals, right, so we eat meat. So let's
just to say say that take the cannibalism angle out
of it. Do you think they would prefer to eat
their own seafood or meat?

Speaker 6 (59:21):
What is he saying?

Speaker 8 (59:22):
Like humans? Are you comparing like are humans the steak?

Speaker 2 (59:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (59:27):
Versus like fish to the hamburger meat.

Speaker 2 (59:29):
It's kind of genius when you really stuck. No, No,
that's really not really. I think I just want everything
to stop happening.

Speaker 8 (59:36):
No, yeah, I confuse your comparison.

Speaker 2 (59:40):
You're saying, No, I'm saying humans are meat. You're saying
the other things they normally eat our seafood.

Speaker 7 (59:44):
You're saying, guys in the same relationship get sick of
having it, so they want something new.

Speaker 1 (59:50):
Exactly what I said, what food? They get sick of
having the same food. You're wait, are you talking about
gay guys moving on carney or piscatto?

Speaker 7 (01:00:05):
Okay, now I understand it would would a great white
shark like to eat a human on a giant hot dog?

Speaker 11 (01:00:11):
Bun?

Speaker 5 (01:00:11):
Well?

Speaker 2 (01:00:11):
What do they prefer meat or what they normally have?

Speaker 1 (01:00:15):
Fish?

Speaker 8 (01:00:15):
I think fish.

Speaker 1 (01:00:16):
I think no matter what happens, we won't get an
accurate answer at this point. Fish is also meat. Yeah,
but it's fish.

Speaker 2 (01:00:22):
Okay, that's true. It is fish fish fish. Think of us.

Speaker 7 (01:00:26):
Are you saying if there was a cow swimming in
the water and to a delicious bass, would the shark
rather eat the cow or the bass?

Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
Well, I'm saying a human or the bass? Okay?

Speaker 4 (01:00:39):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:00:40):
But okay, so what Okay?

Speaker 7 (01:00:41):
I don't think they want to eat humans because they
don't finish them. Usually they they could bite out them.
They're like, yeah, that's the classic. Why would you buy
the cow and you can get the milk for free?

Speaker 1 (01:00:51):
You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 2 (01:00:52):
But ye, most things, I think most of the things
that they eat, don't put up much of a fight. No,
humans kind of.

Speaker 7 (01:00:58):
Do POKEM in the eye, yeah, go by voice. Well
your body is cutting half, just douge it in the eye.

Speaker 6 (01:01:06):
Yeah, go for it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:07):
Yeah, go for it.

Speaker 7 (01:01:08):
You know it's really depressing. Uh, it's probably a good thing.
But for as scared as we all are of sharks,
they really don't do much.

Speaker 4 (01:01:16):
Now.

Speaker 7 (01:01:16):
They're very rarely mess with people in the ocean, mostly
swimming straight lines.

Speaker 2 (01:01:22):
After not being seen for six months, he was spotted
the other day and it was a little bit longer
and a little bit bigger.

Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
Okay, so the story about growth.

Speaker 2 (01:01:31):
He was in Cape Cod, Okay, Yeah, eastern coast of
Canada eating up in Cape God.

Speaker 7 (01:01:38):
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Speaker 6 (01:05:03):
And that's a big, really big.

Speaker 2 (01:05:06):
It is so big. So I was off yesterday, but
Monday and Tuesday, God, yesterday was good. Started a little
series just looking at some old commercials that haven't you know,
held up very well. You know a lot of things
have happened that you might go, well, wouldn't do that? Now,
you know, we've learned, We've learned from our mistakes. And
one of the guys who was featured in every single

(01:05:28):
decade so far as Bill Cosby. But as we move
on and just think about the timeline of when we
all started learning things about Bill Cosby, which really, honestly
not too long ago, about a decade ago, we realized,
oh okay, yeah, well the nineteen nineties Bill Cosby was
a little bit this is kind of late nineties, kind
of done with the Cosby show. You gotta pivot and

(01:05:51):
NBC is always looking for some fresh programming, So what
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Speaker 1 (01:05:57):
But it's a drama starring Bill Cosby.

Speaker 5 (01:06:01):
This fall, Bill Cosby returns to television with something new mystery.

Speaker 2 (01:06:06):
All of our suspects are dying.

Speaker 5 (01:06:08):
The most popular star back as its newest crime solver
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fall on NBC.

Speaker 13 (01:06:20):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:06:20):
This is definitely one of those that you have to
see also to go with it because one of the
mystery that he's kind of uncovering in this promo is
cocktails and someone drugging cocktail O.

Speaker 1 (01:06:34):
God, was he already doing it at the time or
was this what inspired him? He was allegedly already doing
it at the time. Some of those.

Speaker 7 (01:06:42):
Allegations go back to the late sixties. Oh he got
away with it for decades. Well, you know, hearing that,
you can understand why they would try to do that.
Here's a very popular guy. People like crime dramas. Yeah,
but if that's like going to bait the hook for
being the best way, it sounded like he was standing
outside of a bathroom and going to be in there
for a while. He's got these great techniques. He's the

(01:07:02):
best detective ever, He's like, are you gonna be in
there a while? I gotta take a dump? Are you
gonna come out of there?

Speaker 2 (01:07:07):
It's it's kind of the Andy Griffith playbook. Though we'll comedy.
Show'll be matt Lock. Yeah, and also aged myself.

Speaker 7 (01:07:15):
Cosby was in a was in a show in the
late sixties that was an action show with Robert can't
remember the name of that actor, but no, no, it's
a different guy. Uh might have been Robert Stack, I
can't remember, but it was a he was in that already.
But by the way, I'm on an Eddie Murphy kick again.

(01:07:36):
And when's the last time you saw Delirious the stand up?

Speaker 1 (01:07:39):
Yes?

Speaker 8 (01:07:40):
Uh?

Speaker 7 (01:07:40):
Is that the one where he's in red leather? This
is the one where he's in the blue and the black.
It's the follow away. No, no, no, you're right, that's Delirious.
I saw Raw last night. Raw was in the newer
one eighty seven. Every time I stumble across him, they
hold up, they hold up, and he does a whole
bit about Bill Cosby reaching out to him to scold him. Yeah,
cussing about cussing, And it's a really amazing bit and

(01:08:03):
that he does an entire cosmumitation and then does Richard
Pryor's response to it. But it is just funny because
as you're watching this, and this is forty five years
later or whatever it is, you're just sitting there going
Cosby's just moralizing everybody, just telling them how they live
their life. Meanwhile he's drugging and raping women. Unbelievable, and
he walks among us to this day. Then I saw

(01:08:25):
Christina on Raw Monday Night.

Speaker 1 (01:08:27):
Yeah, yeah, that was awesome. Your facial expressions and stuff.
The pictures we saw were great. She was into it
real quick.

Speaker 8 (01:08:34):
I'm okay, see sorry. But you'll see Mike Fate crying
behind the announcers. Know he was doing bits and I
was unaware of it. But there's one where he's like,
I'm gonna cry and he fake cries.

Speaker 11 (01:08:46):
Good.

Speaker 8 (01:08:46):
And there's someone who reposted it. We don't even know
what the person is. They're like, someone check on this
guy's you. Okay, that's really funny.

Speaker 1 (01:08:54):
See, wrestling is the greatest bit. Every part of it
is absolutely told.

Speaker 2 (01:08:58):
Just a bit, Christina. You love that seventy show?

Speaker 18 (01:09:00):
Huh?

Speaker 2 (01:09:00):
Yeah, they had a psa of one of their stars.
You remember actor Danny Masterson.

Speaker 19 (01:09:05):
Oh no, you know what being a man is all about.
It's not about playing tough. It's not about guns. It's
not about kicking buddy. It's not about pretending to be cool.
It's about being a good son. It's about someday being
a good father.

Speaker 1 (01:09:17):
It's about taking care of the people you care about.
It's about being respected.

Speaker 6 (01:09:21):
For who you are and not for you can beat
up bias a good old rict.

Speaker 7 (01:09:26):
Okay, what were the allegations against him? Yeah, and Ashton
Kutcher and from jail for it. It's not allegating.

Speaker 1 (01:09:35):
He's not guilty.

Speaker 7 (01:09:36):
He's got thirty years, I believe. And his wife, Biju
Phillips decided to divorce him.

Speaker 2 (01:09:42):
Yeah, and uh, Ashton Kutcher and Mila Cutis decided to
write a note to the judge saying, hey, he's a
good guy. Tough deal there, man, Yeah, tough deal.

Speaker 10 (01:09:51):
Hey.

Speaker 2 (01:09:51):
Will Smith had had a big moment a few years ago.
And uh, here's a PSA from Will Smith in the nineties.

Speaker 10 (01:10:00):
Oh there you go, Hey, check this out. Here's the situation.
Say you out with your boyfriend, your girlfriend, you know you.

Speaker 2 (01:10:05):
At school, you had a club or something, getting busy.

Speaker 1 (01:10:08):
You just having fun.

Speaker 2 (01:10:09):
Somebody steps up to you and they tell you they
want to rumble.

Speaker 10 (01:10:11):
All right, now, now just stop for a second before
you lose your head, get all crazy, tosh.

Speaker 2 (01:10:15):
Your hands up.

Speaker 10 (01:10:16):
Just think, the person that uses the head can always
defeat the person that's just trying to use the hands. Now,
remember that because the more you know.

Speaker 2 (01:10:25):
Imagine being a young teen. Okay, and in the nineteen
nineties you see this and you're like, oh my god,
that really stuck with me. Like I've been, you know,
wanting to fight all the time, and now I'm knowing
you're gonna fight. And then in twenty twenty two, Will
Smith does that the Chris.

Speaker 6 (01:10:40):
My whole life for the line he told me not
to he did it.

Speaker 7 (01:10:45):
Yeah, I just realized, this is your Christmas Morning. The
ability to tear down this many people at once, it's incredible.

Speaker 1 (01:10:51):
It has got to be his favorite day.

Speaker 2 (01:10:52):
But hear Christmas Morning. Here's the problem with Will Smith
on this though.

Speaker 7 (01:10:56):
Number one people that would get in fights in the nineties,
they weren't listening to Will Smith. He was the forniest
of cornballs, and he proved it by saying, don't get
into a rumble like it was nineteen fifty five and
he's on the set of He's a Jets and a
Shark West Side Story.

Speaker 2 (01:11:14):
Let's do another one. Oh my god, I heard this
dude of cat Scratch Fever.

Speaker 1 (01:11:32):
We turned down Nugent, weren't played that in six years.
Let me just let me just say that is a
tease to tomorrow's show.

Speaker 2 (01:11:39):
Oh in Sinc. Had a PSA back in the ninety two.

Speaker 1 (01:11:45):
Hey, how's it going.

Speaker 6 (01:11:46):
We're in sync?

Speaker 2 (01:11:47):
You know the group in sync.

Speaker 1 (01:11:49):
We're just going to to door to say thanks, yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:11:52):
For talking to your kids about drinking.

Speaker 2 (01:11:54):
See, even with all our success, you're still a bigger
influence on your kids than we arelake.

Speaker 6 (01:12:03):
Just some guys, Glance Joey.

Speaker 17 (01:12:06):
Something about a sink.

Speaker 2 (01:12:12):
Yeah, justin Timberlake telling you not to true you love it.
You love it every time.

Speaker 7 (01:12:17):
Something about a sink is funny though it's a funny line.
Something about a sink.

Speaker 6 (01:12:21):
Now, uh.

Speaker 2 (01:12:23):
Puff Daddy back in the nineties had had a birthday
bash that was like being promoted on television with tons
of big name celebrities.

Speaker 6 (01:12:33):
Oh you cordially invite it. Celebrate the birth of Sean
Puppet cult Puffy Puff.

Speaker 2 (01:12:45):
You are cordially invited to celebrate the birth.

Speaker 10 (01:12:47):
Of hed Sean p Did Puff still are past Calm Puff.

Speaker 8 (01:12:54):
The Magic Dragon Puff.

Speaker 13 (01:12:58):
Four?

Speaker 2 (01:12:59):
You are cordially invite to the birth of Costand I
think that's hell.

Speaker 1 (01:13:07):
Yeah, you all get invited to his birthday parties. Okay, Yes,
it's gonna be so much oil.

Speaker 2 (01:13:15):
Who could have known? And lastly, we've seen them many times.
They're back again in the nineties McDonald's.

Speaker 17 (01:13:22):
McDonald's gosh of the audience four Mini Spring Roads, Audiental
Sweet and Sour Sauce, the Odiental Birth with Terry Yackey Sauce,
Littus and Millionnaise, and six Chicken McNuggets with Sauti sauce.
McDonald's Tastes of the audience. Better get a move on them.

Speaker 2 (01:13:45):
You know, we would have come here more rofin, somehow
more racist than the ones from the eighties.

Speaker 7 (01:13:50):
Yeah, all white guys doing those voices. Then you've mastered
those voices. You are so good at him, dude. All right,
that's gonna do it for us for today. We got
one more show tomorrow before the weekend. We got more
Motley Crew tickets. We're gonna have fun I'll never forget
the time the KT. The KT looked Christina dead in

(01:14:13):
her eye, and he said, it's good to think about
the past. You know, as you get older, you realize
that time fies.

Speaker 1 (01:14:20):
And he's only like a year older than her.

Speaker 7 (01:14:22):
Christina, are you going to stick around and play some
music till ten o'clock? Hang with the homegirl, kra next
on the eagle.

Speaker 6 (01:14:28):
There you going, You're out so I'm gonna get some
cheeks after this horse powerge joint. God bless guys. Good
luck in Frisco. Enough enough fun in games,

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