Full Show: May 14, 2026

Here's Thursday's show, feauring a look back at this week in Ben and Skin show history, why some men are trying to make their balls bigger, and a look back at the time Jimmy Kimmel ambushed Jay Leno on his talk show.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 1 (00:33):
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I wanna hang out with her friends.

Speaker 4 (00:41):
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Speaker 1 (00:44):
On the boy's talking on the radio.

Speaker 5 (00:49):
It's time to to this falls.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
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Ben Rogers, Jeff skin Wade, Kevin k t Teardown Turner,
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R Right, all hands on deck for what's going to

(01:15):
be a great show, My last show of the week.
So party mode. Yeah, I'm in vacation mode. But I
will tell you this, There's been a development on my trip.
I'm heading into the eye of the storm right for
the Haunt of virus. Yeah, well I have a big
couple of hauntavirus segments at five o'clock. But yeah, Ben
is going right to where patient zero is. Yeah, that's concerning.

Speaker 6 (01:38):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
I never thought I would go to Omaha, Nebraska ever
for my whole life, but I am going there. My daughter,
her broken back is healed. She's back playing basketball, and
this will be her first travel tournament of her life,
and so very excited about this. And so my wife
booked all the travel and I'm grateful for As you
guys know about my marriage, my wife does nine nine
point nine percent of the work. That might be an

(01:59):
under statement, and I get to critique her work. And
she booked us on the earliest possible flight to Omaha, Nebraska.
Is this tomorrow morning? Tomorrow morning, Okay, Like I yeah,
it is the butt crack of dawn, and we will
be there. Get on a plane, sleepy eyed traveling to Omaha, Nebraska.
Is this that you guys can sight see in beautiful Omaha?

(02:22):
Well my wife did that before we had the tournament times.
And we're rookie travel tournament tournament, travel tournament parents, and
so I think she was like, we got to get there.
We don't know what time the game is. The bracket's
not made yet. Well they don't even play on Friday,
oh Ben. And so I'm you know, I am super bougie,

(02:42):
and I'm like, dude, let's just eat those flights, like,
let's just take them like a it's a lost like
we were have to pay for that. Let's catch a
flight at about seven pm. But my wife's very frugal,
thank god, or we would have blown all of our
money by now. But I would have blown it all.
So anyways, I'm going to be in Omaha Nebrassa super
early tomorrow and that sucks, man. And so you guys

(03:03):
probably you get to it's what a two hour flight,
hour and a half flight, You leave at seven am,
You get to your hotel at ten and can't check
in till three. Oh my god, and just imagine how
terrible that hotel is. I'm already finding some things to
do in Amahan. Really yeah. My wife is like, I
asked our daughter, you know, I asked Grace if she
wanted to go to the zoo there apparently have a
great zoo, thank god. My daughter was like, hell, no,

(03:26):
has she ever even gotten to the zoo here? In town. Yeah,
she's been to both zoos here again, Yeah, many times.
They have the world's largest indoor desert and rainforest. Interesting
bad ass is that at Warren Buffett's house. I'm not
sure the Old Market Ben, Yeah, I'm not a trie
in any of that. I don't want to go now.
So anyways, I'll give an update on that later.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
I did.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
My oldest son is in town from college, and so
life is good. I'm reminded of the good part of
being a parent, having, you know, my oldest n who's
so much of a pleasure to be around. And even
yesterday I was like, like I could ask my kids, Hey,
I'm going to Dick's Sporting Good. Does anybody want to
come and get a bunch of free stuff? My daughter

(04:07):
and my middle Childwick. Now, I'm good out. I go
to my son. I was like, I'm going for a walk.
You want to go? And he goes, yeah, absolutely, is
he with me? We just go for a walk and
have a great tuckle. It's like reminding me of how
great it is. But I say all of that to
say I did see a story that caught my attention,
and it has to do with Stonebrier mall. Okay, Stonebrier

(04:28):
Mall has a new policy where you can't be there
after a certain point in the day unless you are
accompanied by a parent. Did you see this? Yeah, they
have like a curfew and it's early too. Is it
just on weekends? Don't have the story in front of me,
so I don't know the answer to that. I thought
it was more accessible to me. It's not. So let

(04:49):
me just say that. I thought the story that I
saw that it was on weekends, but it was real early.
It was like four o'clock or something like that. I
was like, really, that's the curview. Can malls afford to
do stuff like that?

Speaker 7 (04:59):
Well, they're not the only one to do it. Wasn't
there another mall we talked about not too long ago
that was implementing the same thing.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
We think it a Stonebrier that we talked it was okay, Well,
it is the smartest thing you can do. There is
no like, it makes no sense to just let kids
roam up there. They have no money in their pocket,
They're not buying anything. All they're there to do is
be hindrance to anyone up there who's shopping and actually
wants to spend money. As a business owner, I think

(05:27):
I would applaud that so much. And so many parents
want the mall to be their babysitter, right, like, let
me just drop my kids off and let me go
have fun up there. It's like, that's not good. That's
a place of commerce. But that's what we did at
richard'son Square Mall. It's not good for business, no, I
mean I went up to Richard and Square Mall with
eleven cents in my pocket. But we did get to
see Fletch every single day. Yeah, like the Magic going

(05:50):
to see free movies. Like it just makes no sense
for any of those businesses to let kids roam around
up there, and I don't have any problem with it.

Speaker 7 (05:58):
And you guys also weren't trying to go ral with
some stupid video.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
That's true. It could be doing that a mood those kids.
Like this is all of us saying, you kids, get
off our lawn. But with the things they do are
so risky, especially in Texas, like the idea of people
having guns and things like that. But they do pranks
that you very well could get shot for doing this prank.
And it happens too. You see that online as well. Yeah,

(06:22):
it's a different time. I mean, things have evolved, but
the ability to record and immediately post everything has just
changed adolescence forever. All Right, there you have it. We
are off and running today. We got the audio bubble
bath coming up at three point thirty. We talked about
this yesterday. The Leno versus Kimmel thing is back in
the news from twenty ten. We'll do a deep dive
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time to the time that Jimmy Kimmel ambush Jay Leno

(08:48):
on his show. We've got audio of It's pretty great.
It's coming up here in fifteen minutes. But right now
it's time for.

Speaker 6 (08:52):
This sin track, another edition of Things.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
Right, A couple things here. Number one. Maybe you've heard
the spots on the station. So this weekend in Fort Worth,
the Container Store is now absorbing Bed, Bath and Beyond,
which I don't know about you guys. I know Ben
probably feels this way. Anytime I hear Bed Bath and Beyond,
I immediately think of Will Ferrell and old school yep, time,

(09:25):
every time, every single time, is he gonna have enough time?
He's got to go buy home depot all that stuff.
And so what they're doing is all the container stores,
Like I have one down the street for me. I
live in Allen May of one on Stacy Road, and
I don't go all the time, but I do love
going to the container store. That's that's one of my

(09:46):
that's one of my fixes. Like if you know you're
gonna just do some phil fartn around on a weekend,
you're gonna stop off at places, strip malls and all
these things. I do love going into the container store
and just looking around at things because I do like
getting orderized. My problem is that I don't have enough time,
and so I let everything build up and then I
have a pile of crap and then I have to

(10:06):
organize it, and then I usually go to a container
store to buy things to get organized. That's what they're
the masters of, dude, decluttering your mess. Yes, And so
what happened was I think we had the story like
bed Bath and beyonds going away. Well what it did
was it just I think it went online and now
it's going back into the retail space. So if you
know of a container store, eventually it's going to have

(10:27):
a bed bath and beyond. And the launch of all
of this is happening in Fort Worth this weekend. So
it's in I think it's called Chapel Hill Shopping Center.
It's basically forty six oh one Freeway out there near downtown,
not far from like the TCU area of Fort Worth.
And so this will be the launch store. But eventually

(10:48):
anytime you look around and there's a container store just
no here. In the next few months, it's going to
have a bed bath and beyond inside it as well.
It's a Reese's Peanut butter cup moment. Yes, it makes
perfect sense for them to be Holy Union, right, It
makes a perfect sense for those two things to be together.
Just makes it a one stop shop. So in my case,
my wife is probably more inclined to want to go

(11:09):
to a bed bath and beyond. It's probably not my jam,
so I'd rather go to the container store. So exactly
what been said, We just walk in as a chocolate
and peanut butter couple, all right. So tonight is the
I brought this up last week the high fidelity screening
at the Windspere Opera House. Yes, and John John hughes Nick,
I'm sorry. John Cusack is flying in for this and

(11:33):
he does a Q and A afterwards, and I'm moderating
it and it's really fun because he's great. So we
did this once before for sixteen Candles out in Fort
Worth and he's not really he's barely in that movie.
High Fidelity is his movie. There's probably four or five
movies that John Cusack is in where it's like that's
his movie, to the point where he even took over.

(11:56):
So it was originally a book and then a guy
did a movie version of a screenplay and then John
Cusack and his people overtook it and Cusack was involved
in rewriting it. Like he actually has a writing credit
on this. So he's the star, he's the producer, he's
the writer, all those things. So I'm excited to see,
you know, what he has to say, because when he
did sixteen Candles, despite just being a bit part in that,

(12:20):
he was awesome. He'll talk about anything, he'll talk about
any stories. And there's a lot of people that go
to these things that are about mine and Ben's age,
that and a lot of ladies that had crushes on
him back in the day. Like that's the whole thing
they're coming to just stare at John Cusack and take
them back to their their past. Does he still have
his fastball? He has a smoke show.

Speaker 5 (12:41):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
You can wash your clothes on those asps. Just don't
look directly in his eyes type deal. I look directly
below the belt. Yep. But anyways, I'm excited because again
he's more involved in this, but he's already a great interview.
But one thing that I was curious about cause I
think all three of you guys have seen it and
I've never seen it. Hot Tub Time Machine. Oh yeah, wonderful.

(13:03):
It's like you guys all love this movie, right, Yeah,
it was great. I would say it's one that you
don't want to overhype. Okay, we like it a lot,
but there are some great parts in it. Yeah, the
the dude in his garage with the trans am and
he created suicide and he's I'm oh my, very good.
Oh I mean that Cordrey of his powers, Yeah he is.

(13:26):
He steals the show in that. There's a lot to
like about it, but I don't want to overhype it.
And it has homie from the office and from he's
bounding down Craig what's his name, Greg Robinson?

Speaker 8 (13:36):
Yeah, and I can't tell you if it holds up,
might be a problem because we're talking about a twenty
TENI ish era movie, right, But I think I really
liked it, and they tried to make a second one
and that did not go well.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
He was Cusack in the second one, I believe, So okay,
confirm that. Yeah, let me check here, because you know,
as I started thinking about, all right, what are the
quintessential Cusack roles or was he not? All was not?
He did that. That's what made it weird because he
was like, to me, that's looking at the second one.
I'm like, oh, dude, he's not in on it. These
other guys are doing a cash grab. He's kind of

(14:10):
like the Caddy Shack too thing. Yeah, Like, okay, why
is dan Aykroyd pretending to be Bill Murray? This is
gonna suck. It's it's good, but you know, there's there's
movies that KT still hasn't seen that don't come close
to being as good as Yeah, I believe that, like
The Godfather, Right, what's better Hot Tub Time Machine or
the Godfather. It depends on what you're asking. Really, all right, Well,

(14:35):
like mcgrooover, I haven't seen that, and I want to
see because every scene that you've shown me from it
is goodgroo. But again, that's a case where you don't
want to go too far pushing it as being great.
It should have been nominating anything. He's just got to say, man,
it's really good. It's pretty good. How does it? Because
the number one movie for me like that is like,
I have no problem overrating hot Rod to somebody. Yeah,

(14:58):
but they're gonna look at me sideways after they see it, right,
and I'm gonna be like, you're wrong. This movie is
a masterpiece to me. One of the best parts of
hot Rod is the Asian guy throwing the flyers and
doing the cross through stuff. I'm like, how do you
explain that to somebody? That's incredible? You just got to
experience it, all right, there you go. I'll give you
feedback tomorrow from that excursion. All right. Coming up next,

(15:18):
it's the audio bubble Bath. We take a deep dive
into the Leno versus Kimmel drama. But first here's Kevin.

Speaker 8 (15:23):
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Speaker 1 (16:39):
Big thanks to everybody out there who's following They've been
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(17:01):
you going to take us in the cookie? Yar at
four o'clock?

Speaker 7 (17:03):
I think we secretly like going to work and I'll
explain that next.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
We've been dying for Christina to admit that she loves
being around what that's all about. But right now, it's
time for this.

Speaker 8 (17:23):
This came up on yesterday's show, Jimmy Kimmel, and this
is because Stephen Colbert is going off the air a
week from today.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
It's his final episode.

Speaker 8 (17:33):
And Jimmy Kimmel back in the day went on Jay
Leno's show when Jay Leno's show was at nine o'clock
Central Time, and basically the way all this went down,
Just for a refresher course from back in twenty ten,
jay Leno in the mid two thousand's told Conan after NBC,
you know, they'd worked it all out, and NBC had

(17:54):
already kind of been grooming Conan for this anyways, told Cone,
told Conan in five years, you know, did you ob yours?
So Conan gets the Tonight show and then after a
very short time, and jay Leno wants to get back
in the game, and NBC's like, you know what, let's
put jay Leno on at nine o'clock Central Time before

(18:14):
the local news, and then Conan really just.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
Kind of undercutting Conan. And keep in mind, just for
a little additional context, Letterman always thought he was going
to get the Tonight show from Carson, and then jay
Leno worked his way in in front of him, and
so that's why Letterman went to CBS and rebranded his
show and all that.

Speaker 8 (18:34):
And then so eventually, like Leno's getting terrible ratings at
nine o'clock, but they're all blaming it on that, not
on Leno, they're just blaming on you'r on. No one's
used to watching a late night show before the local news,
so blaming it on that. And it is out that
Leno is going to get the tonight show from Conan. Meanwhile,

(18:55):
they're all doing their job still, Like Leno is still
on it from nine to ten, Conan still on from
ten thirty to eleven thirty.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
It's very odd.

Speaker 8 (19:03):
So Lena was doing this bit and for Eastern Time
it was called Tenant ten R'd have a guest on
via Zoom or satellite technology and we're gonna ask you
ten questions at ten o'clock. Oh, this will be fun, right,
And his guest was Jimmy Kimmel. So I've cut it
all up and here's how it kind of went.

Speaker 5 (19:21):
Any big late night news. I don't know, Jay, I
watch Oprah at night.

Speaker 9 (19:26):
All right, all right, we have ten questions. Number one,
you had fun impersonating meet Tuesday. Night on The Jimmy
Kimmel Show. What is the secret to doing a good
Jay Leno impression?

Speaker 10 (19:37):
Well, I hate to give away my secrets, but it's
part Sylvester the Cat, It's part Curley from the Free Stooges, and.

Speaker 5 (19:45):
Part Scrappy do Wow.

Speaker 10 (19:47):
So it'll be like, uh, fuffer and thuck attash adiowa
life guy.

Speaker 9 (19:55):
I'm sorry, that's all the time. We have my next no,
my question two. Besides doing a cruel impression of me,
what is the worst idea your writers have ever pitched you?

Speaker 5 (20:05):
I think you know what.

Speaker 10 (20:06):
I had a love scene, a very intimate love scene
with a monkey.

Speaker 5 (20:09):
Once it was a male. I had a gay experience
with a monkey.

Speaker 8 (20:14):
The reason I cut that is to show you that
it did start out very tame. Yeah, okay, Now we
had ten questions to get through, but the first two
we're not taking any shots at the news. You know
what's happening here. So Kimmel was playing nice fine. You
know in the beginning it is number four.

Speaker 9 (20:30):
If you got to interview anyone in the world, who
would it be?

Speaker 5 (20:34):
I and Conan together? Oh, I'd like to have the
two of you.

Speaker 11 (20:40):
Well, I won't do it.

Speaker 5 (20:43):
I like just you.

Speaker 10 (20:44):
In fact, I'd like to do twelve to twelve with
you tomorrow night. You would be willing to do that
because I have a lot of questions.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
To ask you about this whole thing.

Speaker 10 (20:52):
Oh, I don't think people care about what I have
to say.

Speaker 5 (20:55):
I agree with that in your.

Speaker 9 (20:57):
Life tomorrow night to my night's bad for me.

Speaker 5 (21:01):
All right, let's move on.

Speaker 8 (21:02):
Okay, the tension kind of rashting up a little bit
when we come back. This is how Kim will finish
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Speaker 1 (21:14):
That is a good cliffhanger.

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the show. All right, we're going back in time with
an audio bubble bath, and Kati is talking about the
time that Jimmy Kimmel ambushed Jay Leno on his primetime
nine o'clock show.

Speaker 8 (22:37):
Yes, and you know, Kimmel a little bit hurt about
what happened to Conan as everyone was in the Late
Night world, and I mean Leno was on an island
here pretty much.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (22:46):
So in his ten at ten ten Questions series, Kim
Well started off, you know, very soft, the gloves are
beginning to come off a little bit.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
But this is where it picked out. I think we're
in question four now number five.

Speaker 9 (22:59):
You're known for what's the best prank you ever pulled?

Speaker 10 (23:03):
Well, when my aud Chippy was at work, I painted
her house orange and green once since she was not
happy me. The whole outside of the house was Yeah.
But the best I think the best prank I ever
pulled was I told the guy.

Speaker 5 (23:14):
I told the.

Speaker 10 (23:15):
Guy that five years from now, I'm gonna give you
my show. And then when the five years came, I
gave it to him, and then I.

Speaker 5 (23:21):
Took it back almost instantly.

Speaker 7 (23:23):
I was or.

Speaker 5 (23:29):
I think he works at Fox or something.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
Now, yeah, I got you, I got you. I'm pretty good,
so good, And it feels very mapped out because he
had a planned I'm not gonna do it on the
first or second one. You know, it's a lot like
Colin oj Man. You gotta sucker oj in a little bit.
You know he remember that time you did this, and

(23:51):
then he starts thinking about it and then you get him.
Can you hear his juice?

Speaker 5 (23:55):
All right? Number six?

Speaker 9 (23:59):
Ever order anything off the TV.

Speaker 5 (24:02):
Like NBC ordered your show off the TV?

Speaker 1 (24:07):
Actually something like that.

Speaker 10 (24:08):
Yeah, no, I yeah, I will order any If I
see an infomercial more than nine times, I will order
the product I have.

Speaker 8 (24:18):
Pretty good, right, Yeah, here we go.

Speaker 9 (24:22):
Number seven, you grew up in Las Vegas and hosted
the Man Show. What's the most number of lap dances
you've had in one night?

Speaker 5 (24:28):
Jane, my mother's watching the show.

Speaker 10 (24:30):
So actually no, wait a minute, the show's canceled, right,
nobody's watching the show.

Speaker 5 (24:35):
My mother's I watch it. I'm not much of a
lap dance guy.

Speaker 10 (24:41):
I'm more of a lap band guy myself.

Speaker 4 (24:43):
Guy.

Speaker 5 (24:45):
Yes, I don't like, you know, strippers.

Speaker 10 (24:47):
I don't like in general, because you have this phony
relationship with them for money, similar to that of when
you and Conan were on the Tonight Trip together.

Speaker 5 (24:56):
Passing out a torch.

Speaker 10 (24:57):
Right, yeah, you know what I'm saying, Yes, yes.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
Yes, God, I mean viscerating him. Okay, here we go.

Speaker 5 (25:08):
What do you fear most?

Speaker 10 (25:10):
I fear the network will move my show to ten o'clock.

Speaker 5 (25:15):
I had that nightmare.

Speaker 9 (25:16):
Yeah, all right, number nine, number nine. Is there anything
you haven't hosted that you want to host?

Speaker 10 (25:26):
Oh, this is a trick right where you showing to
take it back from.

Speaker 5 (25:30):
No, I'm not gonna listen.

Speaker 10 (25:33):
Listen, Lucy, I'm not Charlie Brown. I don't fall for
that trick. No, I'd say I'd say the Soule Train
Awards Awards the Train.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
And find a number ten A, B or C.

Speaker 9 (25:46):
You came on at ten to ten because A you
love innovative satellite technology. B you're promoting your own show.
See you want to keep me happy in case I
decided to switch to ABC. It's you know what, it's
all of the above.

Speaker 10 (26:02):
Really, listen, Jake Conan or all you have to take
care of is cars. I mean, we have lives to
lead here. You've got eight hundred million dollars, for God's sakes,
Leave our shows alone.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
A play from Jimmy Tambell Jemmy Pretty Gold.

Speaker 11 (26:20):
I was a little personal there, but.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
Clearly personal and serious.

Speaker 11 (26:24):
I feel like they both took it well though well
so Leno.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
Did get but hurt by it.

Speaker 8 (26:31):
But also Leno, to his credit, chose to leave it in. Yeah,
it's all taped. You could edit it out and say, man,
this is gonna be horrible.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
Yeah, and that surface though. Could it have surfaced later
and then they would have looked terrible because he didn't
play it.

Speaker 8 (26:46):
Maybe, And I don't think anyone trusted anyone at NBC
at that time. I just reading the book and all
that interesting because there were people who are very unhappy,
and you know, I mean Conan's whole staff who's working
at NBC kept working there before they had to leave
and go to TBS. Oh, I mean technically he was.
He was replaced, but he quit before he had to.

(27:09):
But he was still on the air, using up.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
The rest of his budget because they did a bunch
of wacky bits.

Speaker 8 (27:14):
The last couple of weeks. But there were people in
the building who could.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
Have absolutely how much time to lapse from leaving NBC
to going to TVs.

Speaker 8 (27:23):
That's a really good question, because there had to have
been a contract because he did the whole team Cocoa
and was touring, yeah, you know, because he couldn't be
on network TV, so he had a non compete at
some point. I don't know the timeline exactly, This is
from you know, the show that comes on like sometimes
after Saturday Night Live on Saturay Night.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
It's called the Graham Ben Singer shirt.

Speaker 6 (27:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
Someone was to wonder, who the hell is this guy?
How does he get all these guests? He gets big
name guests. He usually around here. It seems like too.
I thought he was regional for sure, Like he did
one at Romo's house. Yeah, but he's a he gets
big names. He's got tons of people on his YouTube channel,
a lot of stuff. To me, he's the highest form
of Brady Team.

Speaker 8 (28:00):
Someone actually said this to me yesterday, which is weird
that it came up during the show because someone set
this to me yesterday morning. So here's Leno and Leno
does not sound great these days.

Speaker 12 (28:09):
But talking about this, you know, when Kimmel came on
my show and humilated me in my own show, I'd
let it happen. I didn't edit it. It was my mistake.
I trusted somebody and I made a mistake. Okay, I
should pay the price. That's fine.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
I mean we could have edited out of the show.
Why didn't you?

Speaker 12 (28:24):
Well, because it happened, it's real, it happened. It's my mistake.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
That's how you learn. Did you view it as a
mistake or is that good TV?

Speaker 5 (28:35):
That?

Speaker 12 (28:35):
Well, it's not good TV for me because it just
it started a whole thing that continues to this day.

Speaker 6 (28:41):
Really.

Speaker 12 (28:42):
But it's okay, it's all right.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
I mean, I got you know, he's a comic. You
do what you got to do, Okay. I mean I
wouldn't have done it.

Speaker 11 (28:49):
But that's okay, that's all right, that's okay.

Speaker 8 (28:52):
I mean, it's a little bit how I feel about
the Hawk fight or the food draft.

Speaker 1 (28:56):
Let go, let's good radio. That's not good radio for me.

Speaker 11 (29:01):
You're not as but.

Speaker 7 (29:02):
Hurt as he is, though you can tell he's still
a little bit buzzy.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
But it's amazing how he is not at all appreciated
or revered by any of his peers. And if you
before any of this ever happened, and I'm I'm you know,
a homer for this guy. I'm way on this guy's team.
But if you want to go back in time before
he died and go listen to the Bill Hicks stand
up about Jay Leno, because they came up on the

(29:27):
comedy scene together and Bill Hicks absolutely eviscerates him. I mean,
just destroys his credibility. And it's before any of this
stuff ever happened. And I mean, you guys know what's doing.
I'll pull you guys know what a huge Letterman fan
I am. I knew of Jay Leno because he used
to go on Letterman's late night show and do stand

(29:49):
up and he had this whole bit where he would
read out of the back in the day, we had
a TV guide that would be sent to your house,
and he would read shows out of the TV guide
and then make up what the show was about and
pretty funny stand up. He used to wear a leather
coat and position himself as kind of a counterculture kind
of guy. And then when the screw turned, it turned
way different for him. When you interviewed with Spittle at

(30:11):
that McDonald's to be on our show, he didn't promise
you our show, did he. Okay, and make sure we
have that. Think he wanted to be off air. Okay,
here we have it, Christina. Coming up next, we're you
gonna take us in the cookie jar.

Speaker 7 (30:22):
We're gonna find out if we actually enjoy going to work.

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talk about a local superstar who is falling short. But
right now it's time for this.

Speaker 6 (32:24):
It's time to pop the top, grease your hands in.
It's grab a treat from Christina's cookie jar.

Speaker 7 (32:52):
Let's talk about some Adis data maybe it's pronounced addis
American time.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
You survey America time use survey.

Speaker 7 (33:02):
Tens of thousand adults would do this survey every day
and then you evaluate. First off, you say what you
did that day, and then you evaluate what type of
day you had typical, better than typical, or worse than typical. Okay,
Out of more than one hundred activities, the one activity

(33:22):
most commonly associated with having a good day was going
to work.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
Is not sex. Oh what a thrill you get to
go to work every day?

Speaker 5 (33:33):
You know.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
I know people who have made a ton of money
get real bored with not working and they miss having
something to do. Maybe there's something to that, Maybe it
gives you the purpose you need.

Speaker 7 (33:45):
I was about to say the purpose, because I think
most people when they're retired. They they're like, man, what
am I supposed to do all day?

Speaker 1 (33:51):
Now? That's when Ben said that It took me exactly
what you're talking about. So back when my grandfather retired,
I was working with my and my grandfather, Okay and
my grandfather the electrical contracting business. My grandfather started it,
my dad ran it. I was working for them. And
this is before Ben and I got full time radio jobs.
And my grandfather was known all around town as if

(34:14):
you were looking for some old part, you could come
out to my grandfather. He's in his eighties. He's still
out there in all these warehouses, driving around on a
forklift in his eighties, and he you'd say, hey, I
need this one seventy five KBA transformer. He would know
the serial number. It was bananas. And I never knew
this about my grandfather, and I got to witness his
first hand. When he stopped doing that, he deteriorated so

(34:39):
quickly it was astonishing. And I'm watching my dad now.
My dad is going to be eighty five in November,
about the same age granddaddy. When Granddaddy stopped doing that,
and my dad still goes in he sold the company,
but He still goes into wait Electric three sometimes four
days a week. They he helps take off plans, helps

(35:00):
maintain relationships. His wife goes in there with him and
they are just cranking. You called him granddaddy. That's my Yeah.
I called this amazing. It sounds it's a very Jerry
Jones thing. Granddaddy. Well, I think I've told you just before.
So Granddaddy's wife, my dad's mom me me, she's Jerry Jones.
I've told you all. I've told you all about her.
She's the one that was left on her own as
a teenager. Her mom left her on her own and

(35:22):
went to go Chicago with a gangster. And my grandmother
had to figure out how to be on her own
as like a fifteen year old. And I've always thought, man,
Mimi is exactly like Jerry Jones. She's kind of an
old hill billy. She has all these sayings and she
will fight like hell, I'm badass. Yeah. Granddaddy's crazy country
and Granddaddy, granddaddy. I never had a grandparent, Really, did you?

(35:44):
What do you call your grandparents?

Speaker 8 (35:46):
I have two Pappau's Papa Buddy, Papa Clyde.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
I have me mom, Nana's fantastic man. That's that southern
thing man me, me and granddaddy Pop Paul.

Speaker 7 (35:55):
Mine was just popau, which still sounds weird to say, popa.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
It's Beverly hill billy style.

Speaker 5 (36:02):
When you look.

Speaker 7 (36:03):
More into this survey, by the way, it does say
the ideal amount of time working was at six hours
a day. If people worked more than six hours a day,
their typical or their happiness went down.

Speaker 1 (36:16):
I thought you were gonna say, if they work more
than six hours a day, they're called full time, right.

Speaker 7 (36:22):
Well, but then when you think about it, God went
back when I had a desk job, an eight hour
day desk job.

Speaker 11 (36:29):
I mean you get an hour for lunch.

Speaker 7 (36:32):
Right, Yeah, so that's only seven hours, and then you
kind of goof off for another hour too. How many
people are straight up working, just straight working for eight hours.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
A day only factories? Yeah, and people people that do
counter sales. Yeah, you know what I'm saying. They don't
get breaks, they're going the full time. It is pretty
great when within your job structure you do have a
place where you can hide for a little bit. Yeah,
it's always awesome.

Speaker 11 (36:55):
Yeah, go cry in the bathroom for a bit. Something
else added in this, they said.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
I thought this was going to be about her loving
her job. Here she's like, yeah, I need a few
breaks to go crime, no show in the bathroom.

Speaker 7 (37:10):
I was talking about that desk job I had, right,
not a joke. Seeing friends almost always led to a
better day for most people, but if it lasted longer
than two hours, that wasn't the case.

Speaker 11 (37:23):
It would go down.

Speaker 7 (37:24):
So people enjoyed seeing family, family members, and friends, but
if it was more than two hours, they were out.

Speaker 1 (37:29):
Why everyone hates holidays?

Speaker 7 (37:32):
Exercising for up to four hours a day also associated
with a good day. Yeah, I know what I know
four hours is way too much.

Speaker 1 (37:41):
Who that is not training for their professional sports job
the Olympics or is a professional trainer can train four
hours a day? How do you have time to go
make income? Right?

Speaker 7 (37:52):
You have to work at the training business or the
pro sports business, Like I have a hard time getting
just thirty minutes in a day. But they're saying, I mean,
endorphins comes with exercise, so any amount of exercise always
led to a good day. Yeah, it does say this,
though no amount of relaxing and watching TV was linked
to having a good day, So really the researchers are

(38:13):
saying the main thing to take away from this is
just get out and do something.

Speaker 11 (38:17):
If you want to have a good day, just do something.

Speaker 1 (38:19):
Don't sit up pretty sit around pretty good. All right,
thank you, Christina, welcome. I hope you don't cry in
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They've been doing this for a long time, thirty years
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We'll jump into the Bin and Skin wayback machine here
in about fifteen minutes. But first noun school around the sports.

Speaker 5 (40:45):
KG Twins has all the sports. Yes.

Speaker 8 (40:50):
So Corey Seeger of the Rangers is oh for his
last twenty seven and he's hitting one seventy nine this year,
not a real good number.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
Are they're gonna send him to Triple A.

Speaker 8 (41:03):
I don't think they're gonna send him to Triple A.
He's probably it's probably his contract that he can't be
sent there. Yeah, but he makes thirty two point five
million dollars a year. They signed into a ten year,
three hundred and twenty five million dollar contract. He's in
year five of it. So it's about halfway through last night,
the Rangers blew a save. They're winning three to two.
They blow a save in the ninth, so they're down
five to three. Pretty depressing out there. We've got the

(41:26):
roof open and start racking up a few hits. But
before they get all these hits in this momentum good energy,
Corey Seeger, the face of the franchise, strikes out, but
he stays in the batter's box and the umpire has
the guy hey, dude, and then Corey looks up and
then he puts his head down and walks back to

(41:47):
the day and no one acknowledges his existence.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
Scoop Schumacher plays the sad guitar God, what if he
did he was over there with a guitar and an amp.
He plays it, Uh yeah, yeah. It's pretty bad when
your SuperStar's not dealed in and he strikes out and
doesn't even realize it was the third strike. I did
read something about him that said he was barreling the
ball up and good ex of it. Losty and some

(42:12):
of the metrics were good. He's just chasing a bit
too much, and maybe he makes some adjustments and he's okay.
Or maybe maybe there's something else going on. When a
guy is that good and is struggling that much, maybe
there's something else going on in his life. You know,
there is a real interesting thing to the component of
By all accounts, Marcus Simeon is gone because of him. Now,

(42:35):
even if it's not him saying I want him gone,
there was perceived friction and the problems of it, and
so they chose to move on from Simeon instead of Seeger.
So then you carry additional responsibility there. And then also
like when did all this begin? You guys know, right,
like when this all started, the downfall of Seger this year. No,

(42:58):
it started when Biden got up there and said the
power fase Cory Seger. I guess we do know, Yeah,
you know, Joe, That's what everything started. Man the other way.
It's an interesting conversation because Cory Seger is one of
the most accomplished athletes in the history of DFW, one
of the best players in his sport. I feel zero

(43:20):
attachment to him. I don't know why. He had one
of the greatest moments in DFW sports history, and you know,
carried the Rangers to a championship. But I just don't
feel a real attachment to him, and it shouldn't be
on him to not, you know. I think part of
that is because he's just boring. He's just a boring guy.
But you know what, he doesn't need to have Derek
Collins personality to you know, to win over the Metroplex,

(43:42):
right He's he does that with substance, right not you know,
not you know what I'm saying, Like, I don't know why.
I just feel no connection to him, and I I
think it's my fault. I don't know. I don't think
it is your fault. Here's what I think. I think
if you pulled aside one hundred real Ranger fans, right,
not just you know, not just the train spotters, the
real fans, and you said, what is your favorite Ranger

(44:06):
team of all time? I bet eighty percent of them
would talk about those teams with Michael Young and he
and can learn those guys. So think about that. Your
fan base is more attached to the team that didn't
get it done than the team that did. And I
think that that for one thing, no one at the
trade deadline that year was talking about the Rangers winning
a World Series. They got inredibly hot and all of

(44:29):
their pitching came together at the exact right moment. And
there was plenty times during that playoff stretch when people
thought the Rangers were done and so that there was
not all this attachment to them. There wasn't this feeling
of we're gonna go do great things. I mean, it's
just like any team going on a playoff run. The
community gets behind it and they get excited and stuff.

(44:49):
But it didn't it. I mean, it was still in
the World Series. It's like, Wow, we're gonna win this thing.
The metropooks couldn't watch that team because of the Sports Network. Yeah,
you just you had so much attachment with that other team.
You were talking about going back to back World Series
and you knew all the players and they were there
were so many homegrown guys and acquiring guys. It was

(45:11):
just it was dynamic. It was entertaining. Look at all
we've ever wanted was pitching, and now we've got starting
pitching for the Rangers, but can't hit. It's the weirdest
thing in the world. There's no offense. It's just boring.
The face of your franchise is boring, and honestly, they
haven't been good for like a decade outside of the
year they surprisingly won it all. And I can't help

(45:33):
but think that this could teeter either way. They could
get red hot and then they've got enough pitching to
actually go win a World Series, or they could fizzle
out again, and I could see them being sellers at
the deadline. They've got three superstar players that could all
be traded at the deadline. Each one of those guys
would bring back a major hole. But nobody, none of

(45:54):
us would feel or none of us would be surprised
if Seeger suddenly got red hot and the I mean
because no, honestly, he's just chasing a little bit too much.
He's again some of those metrics for him are still good.
You just said something incredibly deep to me. Thank you,
that I had never thought about. The death of the

(46:14):
regional sports network began with that Ranger team and the
deal Chuck Greenberg signed with Fox Sports Southwest, and then
you fast forward and they finally won a World Series
when no one could watch him. That's incredibly I wrong
roll And also one thing they did last night open
the roof up two nights in a row, got a
little offense.

Speaker 8 (46:33):
The last two nights eighty nine degrees. They said, you
know what, let's open the roof up. So they're about
to have a road trip. But when they come back
in late May, I'm going to be following the weather
very closely as I always do.

Speaker 1 (46:45):
I think, keep the roof open a little bit, and
let's see if the offense continues to look a little better.
And you know how much Rollertown is flowing at Globe
Life as well as American Airlines Center, good Friend, fortunate Son,
on and on. But man going ranger game with the
roof open and drinking some Rollertown MILLI yeah, yeah, Texas

(47:06):
coming up next. Let's crack up the wayback machine this
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We'll give you everything you need to know about the

(48:53):
haunt of virus. We'll talk a little cowboys today at
five point thirty. Coming up at about five forty five.
What are people doing to their coconuts? Let's talk about
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bit and Skin Show. Worry about motion. Yeah, this week
and been in skin show history.

Speaker 8 (49:23):
A couple things This goes back to around twenty twenty three,
but this happened on the show. Ben was discussing his
underwater hat. Don't just try to do stuff with the
wrong gear. If you have an above water hat, do
not take that thing into the water with you, or
it could.

Speaker 1 (49:40):
Get really heavy with all the water. I mean, it
could ruin that hat. It could ruin possibly the entire weekend.
I've seen people pop up from underneath water with a
water soaked above water hat and then their nap just
snacks right off, just snacks. Can you roll the take

(50:00):
back on that.

Speaker 5 (50:05):
Nap?

Speaker 1 (50:06):
Just amazing great. I don't know if you guys know this,
but my entire outfit today is an underwater outfit. Okay,
it does look like yeah, king material, I see it now.
I can't remember the exact scenario, but a week ago
some people came up and they were all wearing the
what is the hat called the Oh it's a I
think it's it's either melon or melon. Okay, yes, it

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was two dudes. They had the hats and they were
saying hello, and all they wanted to do was talk
about Ben and the underwater hat. And they were they
were talking about they go you need to get these
for roller Town, And I was like, well, Ben customized.
He actually put his own Rollertown patch on those. But
aren't you talking about like one hundred dollars hat?

Speaker 13 (50:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (50:49):
I think it ended up being like, once you had
the patch made and the patch embroidered on there, it
ended up being like a seventy one dollars hat. Okay,
that's a hard thing to do retail. It's a real
hard one because then it's like, all right, what do
we upcharge this too? Like how much is this in
that hat? It could ruin possibly the entire weekend. I've
seen people pop up from underneath water with a water

(51:12):
soaked above water hat and then their nap just snacks
right off. What I appreciated what you were doing, because
you were trying to save lives. I was, But man,
what all that clip showed me is that Christina was
hanging on every word.

Speaker 11 (51:32):
I start laughing. I can something about to happen.

Speaker 1 (51:37):
You tell he was stroking out a little bit. I've
seen people he has to get ratchet up. I've seen
people pop up from underneath water with a water soaked
above water hat and then their nap just snacks right off.
What you need to you need to put the sound
of ratcheting underneath. That's crazy. It's also around the same

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era we're discussing. Who might be the country kept Dynamite,
Troy Aikman. Give it up for Troy Aikman.

Speaker 14 (52:11):
Everybody of the Dallas Cowboy.

Speaker 13 (52:15):
Six this, but it sounds like.

Speaker 1 (52:23):
Country kid Dynamie. Could he be any less convicted about anything?

Speaker 5 (52:32):
Kid?

Speaker 1 (52:36):
Yeah, we love you Troy.

Speaker 14 (52:43):
Troy Aikman is always a king right here in Dallas
for worth because three super Bowl range. We love you
Troy Man.

Speaker 1 (52:50):
He's singing with the same conviction that you would sing
if you were on hold and you just accidentally started
humming the song, the lyrics to the song girls there
your mind thinking about something else. You're like, oh gosh,
I was just singing that out loud, and then you
just by accident sing your nep snacks off.

Speaker 8 (53:07):
I always love when I rediscover a lighte Farm Giant
song that we never really talked about much on the
show because we have this life. Arms Giant very popular
recording artist during COVID, and he had a song called
kiss Me Down South. I remember this and I thought
we should play it this week in Benskin show history.

Speaker 13 (53:26):
If you're from up north, like New York or Toronto,
you have to get on down to Texas because I
wait to tell the fly commercial.

Speaker 6 (53:40):
And I need to be where all the sex is.

Speaker 13 (53:46):
Freezing cold northern summer.

Speaker 1 (53:50):
Yeah, that ain't what I'm talking about. So how about
every married woman up.

Speaker 6 (53:56):
In Canada everywhere else?

Speaker 13 (53:59):
Fly the like farms, kiss me downside.

Speaker 1 (54:04):
I can't been down because I.

Speaker 5 (54:06):
Threw my back out.

Speaker 6 (54:08):
My INP replacement.

Speaker 5 (54:10):
Nam.

Speaker 13 (54:10):
It's how I move around, and I'm too tell for
you to reach my mouth.

Speaker 1 (54:17):
So when we made.

Speaker 13 (54:20):
You'll have to kiss me down south. I can't crouch
because my knees is beving out. My ankle's popping cracking
when I move around, don't have to knock good.

Speaker 1 (54:33):
I can spring in my mouth.

Speaker 13 (54:36):
So when we meet a frencher, you'll have to kiss
me downside.

Speaker 5 (54:41):
I was older, heavy sphere. It is in the stratosphere.
There is dead up there, and you might get I
give it standing outside.

Speaker 6 (54:52):
And stay protected, But don't be good.

Speaker 5 (54:55):
The love that we are at and kiss me dad.

Speaker 11 (55:05):
Great Bridge, I forgot about that part.

Speaker 1 (55:07):
Don't neglect the love that we erect. Fantastic words by
the light FARMI John, all right, coming up at five o'clock,
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Dallas North Told Back to the Ben and Skin Show
coming up on ninety seven point on the Eagle. All right,
coming up today at five point forty five, one of
the most highly anticipated segments we've ever done. What is
ballmaxing and why is Kevin Turner so into it? I

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can't wait to get his explanation as to what he's
been doing to himself. But right now it's time for this.
Are you excited?

Speaker 5 (57:28):
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Haunt of IRUs cruise ship are being quarantined and studied.

Speaker 1 (57:54):
Yeah, and the reason they do it there is because
no one would ever go to Nebraska for any reason. Yeah,
So you don't really run the a bunch of people
hurrying to Nebraska unless you're my family and you have
to go there for a basketball tournament.

Speaker 8 (58:06):
I will say I have heard that the College Baseball
World Series is a big, fun drinking event, but it
just feels like it'd be so hot in June.

Speaker 1 (58:12):
Ye oh, got in Nebraska.

Speaker 8 (58:14):
But you know there's cornfields they have that what I
have is And we're going to two segments on this.
Let's get to the bottom of this. Let's not be
out there wondering what's going around with Haunt of virus.
If you bump into someone at the bank, people still
go to the bank, don't they.

Speaker 12 (58:30):
I do.

Speaker 1 (58:30):
If you bump into.

Speaker 8 (58:31):
Someone out in public, they got a question about it,
you know you should need to tell them.

Speaker 1 (58:35):
All right, we don't need fear mongering. We just need
to know the real story.

Speaker 8 (58:41):
So I'm going to give you, through about ten to
twelve news clips, what's actually happening with the Haunt of
virus and is the news media handling this properly as well.

Speaker 1 (58:54):
Let's start off with when this all began. Deadly outbreak
over rare rodent virus board a cruise shit, the race
to contain a suspected deadly virus outbreak. The public health
threat is so dangerous, nightmare at sea, cruise, chaosity, a
cruise from hell. Yep, none of that is appealing. Yeah

(59:15):
and yeah, I think we everybody still has you know,
coronavirus virus hangover, right, and so people are going, God,
I can't do this again? Or did we did we
learn anything from the last time? Did we handle it perfectly?

Speaker 5 (59:29):
Like?

Speaker 1 (59:29):
What could we have done differently? Are we about to
go through that again? I think everybody's worried about. I
don't want to have a mask again. Can we just not?

Speaker 12 (59:36):
You know?

Speaker 1 (59:37):
I think there's also a heightened sense of what is
and isn't real with RFK Junior running things. He's kind
of a wild guy with some wild theories, and so
it's fine, you know, to kind of cruise along when
nothing bad has happened, but when you really have to
test the boundaries of yeah, who's in charge of everyone's health?
And you go, wait a minute, some of his ideas

(59:58):
are got a scare me ale little bit.

Speaker 8 (01:00:00):
The guy with the brain worm who owns falcons and
m us in his backyard and has been on the
record of eating bear meat and whale meat.

Speaker 1 (01:00:07):
Yeah, it should. We all be eating whale meat. Road
dave off the hantavirus. I loves roadkill. You got to
put mayonnaise in relation in it. If you're gonna eat
whale meat, you got to turn into like a salad,
whale meat salad. So are we going to die? Yep.
It's not like COVID. It's not like measles. It's not
a very efficient transmission. The overall risk to the public
is low. You don't need to be hysterical about it.

(01:00:29):
All right, there we go there. I wouldn't talk trash
to it. It could be listening. I've always been plagued
by inefficient transmission.

Speaker 8 (01:00:36):
That felt like a bunch of experts rat there, kind
of telling us all very quickly.

Speaker 1 (01:00:41):
We're good, right, we are good.

Speaker 5 (01:00:44):
Now.

Speaker 8 (01:00:44):
This is again about a week and a half ago.
It's a little build up. But again, this is three
different experts.

Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
It's not like COVID, it's not like measles. It's not
a very efficient transmission. The overall risk to the public
is low. You don't need to be hysterical about it.
We're good, okay?

Speaker 11 (01:00:58):
Is that Cuban on the last one?

Speaker 1 (01:00:59):
Yes, marking all that or all those clips on the view.
How did this start?

Speaker 12 (01:01:03):
Though?

Speaker 1 (01:01:04):
How did the haunt of Irish start?

Speaker 4 (01:01:05):
A husband and wife who were the first to be
stricken with the so called rat virus reportedly went bird
watching at a rat infested landfill when their cruise ship
was docked at a remote city in Argentina.

Speaker 1 (01:01:17):
Okay, hold on.

Speaker 5 (01:01:21):
This.

Speaker 1 (01:01:22):
If this, if the world is in trouble because of
bird watchers, let's just go ahead and ban it. No
one could ever go and why would they, Like, You're
on a big expensive cruise, Like, hey, you can go
to this beach or this landfill and look at rats
and birds, rat infested landfill. That's not a place to
go for anybody, not for any reason.

Speaker 8 (01:01:45):
Look just a guy who lives in West Richardson, in
the main streets of West Richardson. I had a blue
jay and a cardinal and a blackbird all at once
in the backyard the other day, and it definitely took
twenty minutes of my day just looking.

Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
At It's so good. It's so good ba birds or
birds are. But it's not going to make me go
to a rat infested land I'm not going to travel
the globe looking for the best rat infested landfills to
watch birds.

Speaker 11 (01:02:08):
You're not retired yet.

Speaker 7 (01:02:10):
He was looking for some rare bird that was only
in this rat infested landfill and he wanted to see it. Man,
I don't even think they actually found that bird too
that they were looking for.

Speaker 1 (01:02:19):
That's the worst part, you know. God, I remember Jijin.
I remember my grandparents just staring at the hummingbird feeder.

Speaker 7 (01:02:26):
Dude, my parents have like three and they have like
ten hummingbirds that will go over to them, And it's
awesome to see that.

Speaker 1 (01:02:33):
Many hummingbirds are incredible. They work their ass off. Those
wings are out of control. So in this timeline, we're
in the early days of the Haunt of virus.

Speaker 8 (01:02:42):
But when we come back, this is where we're progressing,
you'll hear from some more experts. But what happens when
the haunt of virus collides with Mother's Day? Next on
ninety seven won the.

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We'll talk about here in fifteen minutes. But right now,

(01:04:39):
let's get it back to Kevin, who is taking us
through all the details of the Haunt of virus.

Speaker 8 (01:04:44):
Yeah, trying to make sure that we're all educated on
what's going on here. Thank you where we're at in
this timeline, because I've kind of taken you from the
beginning and where we are and how the news is
covering this.

Speaker 1 (01:04:54):
We're now moving on to that first little wave.

Speaker 8 (01:04:56):
So this is like early last week, okay, And this
is multiple experts on multiple networks who might affiliate themselves
with both sides of the political aisle.

Speaker 1 (01:05:06):
The potential to spread beyond an outbreak is very small,
should be pretty limited, should keep it contained. Shouldn't really
have any concern at all. I have no concern about that, all.

Speaker 8 (01:05:17):
Right, No concern from multiple people who have definitely spent
more time in doctor school. It's it's not hitting me
that it was medical school would have been the right
play there, Yep.

Speaker 1 (01:05:31):
I like doctor school doctors.

Speaker 5 (01:05:34):
So we have all that.

Speaker 1 (01:05:36):
We're good. But let's go to the Friday before Mother's Day. Okay.
So six days ago to Nightline.

Speaker 9 (01:05:43):
A dream vacation turning into a floating nightmare.

Speaker 1 (01:05:46):
Authority is now working to stop the spread and track
down passengers who've already left the ship, including to the US.
The little question, could this become the next pandemic? Okay?
Phil Collins on the druones g African drums to support
this news piece. So that's Friday. Here's what I've learned

(01:06:07):
from all this. I'm gonna need a really big endorsement
in the paid vacation to go on a cruise. Oh yeah,
I think that's what I've learned from all There's also.

Speaker 7 (01:06:15):
Been a neurovirus and some other virus on a cruise
within the past two weeks.

Speaker 11 (01:06:19):
Like it's man, it's tough.

Speaker 1 (01:06:21):
I'm going to need a huge endorsement fee to go
to a rat infested Uh yeah, okay, so that's here's
another expert.

Speaker 7 (01:06:31):
Okay, doctor Rasmussen, do you have any concerns about the
process of the passengers returning to their home countries?

Speaker 15 (01:06:38):
So I don't actually have any concerns about this process
from a scientific perspective, because I actually think that.

Speaker 1 (01:06:44):
The process itself is completely suitable for this virus.

Speaker 8 (01:06:48):
No, it's fine to do that because it's not COVID.
It's not the novel COVID. Yeah, well you know the
first one, the novel coronavirus. It's the haunt of virus.
It's actually own about. Yeah, we know how to stop it.
You just need some pepto. This is like, it's this
is kind of crazy. Okay, So now we've got this going.

(01:07:09):
We got a report from the scene of the dock
where the boat is on the water, anchored in the water,
and here's what.

Speaker 1 (01:07:18):
We got Right now, we're in the port where the
ship won't even be allowed to dock. You can have
a look at what this looks like.

Speaker 7 (01:07:23):
Those are the Americans finally on board that evacuation boat.

Speaker 10 (01:07:27):
You're looking at a portion of a bus that looks
similar to the ones that people have gotten onto.

Speaker 1 (01:07:33):
Here's a bus that looks similar to the one that
people have gotten onto. It they exited the ship. Now
the boat, Yes, so they're just going to blow up
the boat right like, there's no reason to let it exist. Well,
and we don't have really footage of that though. We
just can show you a bus that looks like a
bus that.

Speaker 6 (01:07:48):
They got on.

Speaker 1 (01:07:49):
We're there on the scene. This bus looks like most buses. Yeah,
what they could do they could just get an audio
engineer and put him in a hazmat suit and he
could go on that bus and or that boat and
clean it and they can get a promotion beyond his
skill level. Were we were working in a rat infested
studio for a while. Yeah, there were there were rats
up here. We might have had it.

Speaker 8 (01:08:07):
We might have had it during that seriously, like sirious,
Like it's crazy, the big fat rat behind the vending machines,
some that were in the boards up here.

Speaker 1 (01:08:17):
Like dude, okay. God drives me crazy every time we
let the dogs out. There's a rat that's out there,
and then my dog goes chasing after it and I'm like, no,
I don't want you to put your mouth on that thing,
and then trying to come back inside. Here's an argument
for rat snakes. Maybe he should holler at Gary yep,
then get Gary on the phone. Yeah, he's has not

(01:08:38):
placed his third quarter at AD to get in touch
with him. I just I don't think he's paid since
twenty twenty four. Yeah, he is back. He's in arrears. Yeah.
Do you remember what Sunday was? Yeah? Yeah, Mother's Day.
It's a very happy Mother's Day to all you moms
out there. This morning. That cruise ship hit by a
deadly hunter virus.

Speaker 10 (01:08:59):
The State of our Union is calling our mom this morning,
seventeen Americans are beginning.

Speaker 1 (01:09:03):
A trip back to the US. Happy Mother's Date, All
the mom's watching, let's kick this off pandemic panic? So funny, amazing, dude.
Do you know what? Though moms love this kind of
news they do, it really is super serving them.

Speaker 8 (01:09:18):
Okay, Newsmax has a lady on there and she's not
ready to let this go. She wants the haunt devirus
to affect every American.

Speaker 1 (01:09:25):
Does this have the markings of the next pandemic?

Speaker 15 (01:09:27):
Or no?

Speaker 12 (01:09:28):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:09:29):
Should we still not be sounding the alarm? I don't
think we have to be very anxious about it.

Speaker 10 (01:09:34):
Should we be worried that we have an American here
who's tested positive.

Speaker 1 (01:09:38):
Now it's a low risk to Americans? Or should we
still not be worried by this year in America? Correct?
I don't think that this poses any risks to the
general republic. Jesus, what I do?

Speaker 5 (01:09:49):
Are you sure?

Speaker 15 (01:09:49):
Are you sure?

Speaker 1 (01:09:51):
Tell me?

Speaker 5 (01:09:51):
I need a little bit of reading.

Speaker 1 (01:09:53):
We should have been son on once a week and
call it Newsmax and then he can just like hit
us up to date on everything going on.

Speaker 8 (01:10:00):
And then last one, this is an expert who's tired
of getting questions.

Speaker 1 (01:10:05):
What is your message to Americans who are still scared?

Speaker 15 (01:10:10):
We have been reputting that the same mindset many times.
This is not another COOVI and there is to the
public is low. They shouldn't be scared and they shouldn't panic.

Speaker 1 (01:10:21):
And there is concern out there that more positive cases
could pop up. The dude the transition out of a
guy saying it's not a fine. The follow up, the
follow up question is is it okay to make out
with someone that has haunted virus? Doing? Man, this is
not a big deal. Okay, there we go. We all

(01:10:42):
know that he is. There is congratulations.

Speaker 5 (01:10:45):
Did we know?

Speaker 1 (01:10:46):
I didn't know week and a half ago. I was scared,
but then I stopped being scared. All Right, There you
have it. There's the latest everything you need to know
about the haunted virus and final final verdict is safe safe,
do not worry. Coming up next are the Cowboys Save
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Speaker 15 (01:12:55):
Come on.

Speaker 8 (01:12:58):
Surprise. I might be the only one, but I'm a
big horror for the NFL schedule dropping, which will happen
tonight on National TV at seven pm.

Speaker 1 (01:13:21):
You guys care at all? I'm just testing the water shares.
Anyone really care? I care? I'm not.

Speaker 12 (01:13:27):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:13:27):
I'm interested in just kind of projecting ahead and looking
at things that work in your advantage or work against you.
But I'm not, like, you know, super meticulous about it.
But I think it's interesting because it does give you
an insight as to how the season could unfold go ahead.
I don't really care.

Speaker 8 (01:13:44):
I have like, I think that's probably like a good
I think it's pretty half and half and I just
be like I can really get down on it in summer,
like huh so that there's I have about nine. Man,
it's all kind of unofficial if it's all been leaking again.
It all comes out at seven and usually this is
a big night for NFL social media teams to go
make great videos. We'll see if the Cowboys phone it

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in or if they try hard this year. Sometimes they will.
Usually theirs is more little glitzy than like funny. Usually
they just get an A lister.

Speaker 1 (01:14:14):
Here's Post Malone driving a golf cart. Taylor Sheridan's writing stories.
It's Stephen A. Smith one year and who was the
team last year that said, this year, we're going to
release our schedule with AI and then they cut to
Alan iverson reading the schedule? Who did that last year?
You would hope it was the Eagles, I guess because
he's in Philadelphia? Wasn't It was somebody else? That was
really funny. The Chargers are always kind of the lead dog.

Speaker 8 (01:14:38):
They're a social media team just known for being great
controlling despite not any Super Bowl wins or anything.

Speaker 1 (01:14:44):
Let me ask you this, is there anything that could
happen scheduling wise that would result in better chances for
a win or loss? I think so long travel after
you get back from playing Brazil in Brazil.

Speaker 8 (01:14:57):
Yeah, I think the early bye week Kurts teams, if
you have an early by week, I think they get
you out a lot of that's rolling the dice. I mean,
if you have like a week twelve by two, that's
probably not great for you either. You probably want it
as close to the middle as possible.

Speaker 1 (01:15:09):
You want to have like recovery time. But there's also
you a lot of times it comes down to injuries
of important players and there's just no way to predict
when that's gonna happen. But as guys wear down, you
want it more on the back half of the year.

Speaker 8 (01:15:20):
Yeah, so we know, you know Week ones at the Giants.
We know Week three is a home game in Brazil.
Week five is a home game in Tampa Bay. And
this is the biggest talking point of the schedule so
far for me, is.

Speaker 1 (01:15:33):
Week four.

Speaker 8 (01:15:35):
It either needs to be a bye because the Tampa
Bay game at home in week five is a Thursday
night game, So Week four either needs to be a bye.
I don't think the NFL is trying to give teams
three home games in a row. They're not supposed to
do that. Well, hold on that you have three home
games in a row or three road games.

Speaker 1 (01:15:53):
So you're saying the home game the fifth week of
the season is a home game against Tampa Bay. So
Brazil in week three, who knows in week four and
then Tampa on a Thursday. Do they have Houston on
the schedule this year? Yes, on the road, So it
would either be a road game in Houston or a
bye week after Brazil probably.

Speaker 8 (01:16:14):
Most likely in my forecast, that's what I have down.
The other possibility of a game there though, is at Seattle.
But you don't want that, No, But.

Speaker 1 (01:16:23):
I'm sitting here thinking about it. You know, we're talking
about the early buye.

Speaker 5 (01:16:27):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:16:27):
If you have a bye week after Brazil and then
you have you're gonna end up playing one game over
a two and a half almost three week period. Yeah,
we'll see what I'm saying, because after a Thursday game,
you for sure aren't playing the next Sunday, and then
it goes all the way back around. Yeah, so that's
gonna be ten days between that game and then it'll
be what ten days in between Brazil and Tampa. Yeah,

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they need, they need the game to be at that's interesting.
Is that good enough? Yeah? Yeah, that's good enough. There
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Speaker 4 (01:19:53):
Kill that.

Speaker 1 (01:19:58):
Wait until you see the size of it.

Speaker 8 (01:20:01):
Thank you, Cynthia, appreciate it, Cynthia. The whole article is
out yesterday. Men's Health I'm going to read you the
first sentence. Marcus has humongous balls. That means he's gutsy.

Speaker 1 (01:20:19):
Yeah, yeah, he'll go for it. He goes with the
gut We're going for two.

Speaker 7 (01:20:23):
Uh.

Speaker 8 (01:20:24):
The fifty seven year old has been obsessed with the
within enlarging his balls for decades, a passion. He thinks
she grew out of the comic books he'd read as
a child. He says they're larger than a mango. He
grew them by injecting a surgical lubricant called Sergei Loube.
He is bull maxing, which is the pursuit of bigger

(01:20:47):
balls by fluid infusions.

Speaker 1 (01:20:49):
All right, what comic books was he reading?

Speaker 5 (01:20:52):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:20:53):
What superheroes at bigger nuts? Yeah? Understanding. He said it
was from watching ballet or figure skating something like that,
but not comic books. Is strange. I do remember when
Julub got nighted though, that was a big day. Maybe
the what was the gay duo called Gary Gay Duo?
Maybe those guys.

Speaker 8 (01:21:15):
So there is a separdded on reddit called saline Inflation,
and it's remembers share photos of their exorbitantly and large scrotums.

Speaker 1 (01:21:24):
Oh we can see him dude, send me a link. Kevin,
just come over here. I don't think you. I don't think.
I don't think there's a lot of interest there from
the opposite sex, Silene, you don't show me this, I don't.
I just don't think there's I don't think it's a
big ticket item. I don't think that the opposite sex. Okay,

(01:21:51):
right now, now I'm interested. I like a good last No,
it's okay. I think it's incredible. I do think you
need to see this when you're not at work, and
it can't be I mean, who are they doing this for?
That's what I'm saying. I don't think that women are
like you know what, he had the best looking giant
ones ever is right. And the case of what I

(01:22:13):
just saw, Ben, there's a weird thing where it makes
your dog look tiny because the balls are so big.

Speaker 5 (01:22:24):
It is really good.

Speaker 1 (01:22:25):
I mean that doesn't seem to I have no idea
how big, you know, because there's no other context there.
But I'm like, if that's what I think it is,
I don't know that I would be posting that out there.

Speaker 15 (01:22:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:22:35):
The other thing is it's a highly sensitive area, right,
they're going to be that big you could bump them
into a coffee table or something, you know, like you're
in danger all the time. Dude, this is nuts. It's
a it is literally good job Kevin, that dude. Some
of these guys are taking this.

Speaker 8 (01:22:58):
And the okay, so why it's enlargened their gonads, it's
making their we we.

Speaker 1 (01:23:05):
Go back inside. Oh no, yeah, that thing is bad. Yeah,
that looks like it. It's highly embarrassing micro dong. I
wonder if guys' micro dog are doing this to hide
the micro dong. Oh mine lower two.

Speaker 11 (01:23:20):
Ben's point. Yeah, I don't see why anyone.

Speaker 5 (01:23:24):
To do that.

Speaker 1 (01:23:25):
There's no girls aren't going around going, oh my god, girl,
you gotta know how great those look.

Speaker 8 (01:23:30):
It depends if they're a CDC fans. Here's what some
some users are saying on men's health. In this article,
a twenty nine year old IT worker who is into
scrotum pumping. So I know it's freaky in abnormal looking,
that's exactly what I like about it. Oh five year
old electrician says that having a big, bulging scrotum makes

(01:23:52):
me especially horny when I move around in public, knowing
that someone can see that.

Speaker 1 (01:23:58):
Oh yeah, thank you for pulling that. It kind of
gets back to why Christina always had those rock band
posters on her wall. Yeah right, No, no, I never
noticed that.

Speaker 7 (01:24:10):
You guys are the ones that pointed out and you
ruined it for me and one of my favorite Zeppelin
posters of all time, because you guys, you guys are
the one to susp with.

Speaker 11 (01:24:18):
Pulges, not me.

Speaker 1 (01:24:19):
That's been Now I'm obsessed with Robert Plant swimsuit that
I showed you the other day.

Speaker 7 (01:24:24):
See now, yeah, now it's all I noticed he's got.

Speaker 1 (01:24:27):
A baby arm in there. Just go back to spinal tap.
They tried, I mean they It was a known thing
for rock bands to wrap a cucumber and foil put
it in their pants, especially bass play right or socks. Yeah,
pop stuff in there. I think it's skin. And I
didn't create that, No, we just we just perfected it.
And I wasn't even aware of it until Christina was

(01:24:48):
proudly shown us the posters shoes that and we're like,
you had that on your wall?

Speaker 11 (01:24:52):
No, not anymore?

Speaker 1 (01:24:55):
Oh, no posters band? Are you posters of her favorite bands?
But he did a study today about how much she
loves coming here and she barely cries in the bathroom. Yeah,
we saved her from a job in which she cries.
She just cries less now, Yeah, Kevin, we just aren't
aware of it because we're rarely in the women's restaurant.

Speaker 5 (01:25:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:25:18):
I only go after hours in there. By the way,
I paniced last night and drove back up here because
I left my backpack and my computer up here. Oh really,
if you if you left your backpacking computer up here
and you realized it, would you just leave it here?
We're worried it was going to freeze and break it.
I was like, honey, I can't leave that thing in
that meat locker up there. Seriously. So what happens to

(01:25:40):
the giant saline balls when they go swimming? Yeah, I
don't know. So up to the top you're asking if
it's a fire hose situation. Yeah, I don't. Yeah, I guess.
I mean, I don't know. I don't know that. We'd
have to get a doctor. Do you have a ball doctor?
There's a few doors in this article I could reach

(01:26:01):
out to Listen. We'd like to have you on the show.
Here's why get them on, dude, get what are their names?

Speaker 15 (01:26:06):
Well?

Speaker 7 (01:26:06):
And do they say this is a good idea or
a bad idea. Is that why the doctors are in there.

Speaker 1 (01:26:10):
They don't encourage it. Yeah, so let me get this straight.
You want to make something sensitive that if it gets
touched it's going to hurt your stomach bigger. And then
you want to shrink your dog. I guess I'll write
a prescription for that.

Speaker 11 (01:26:24):
I don't know what to do here.

Speaker 8 (01:26:26):
So this one guy talked about how he liked the feeling.
It made him feel like a bull.

Speaker 1 (01:26:33):
These are like furries. Seriously, there's people who are into
body you know, dysmorphia, things like that, yeah, you know,
or my body modifying their bodies in some way, which
those guys like, might you pierce their nipples or things
like that?

Speaker 12 (01:26:48):
You know?

Speaker 8 (01:26:49):
Okay, I think guy's got a Prince Albert. He likes
modifying his body. I think I might get the comic
book thing.

Speaker 1 (01:26:55):
Now, this might be like a X Men mutation thing
some forms of anime maybe, Like you know, isn't that
the whole deal with the X Men? They're old mutants. Yeah,
but I don't think they were going for something sexual. No,
I know, I know, But like if you're if you're
mutated in some way and there's something that's, I don't know,
extra human about you. Maybe that's what the guy's talking about.

(01:27:17):
Because I was with Ben. I was like, I don't remember.
There's a bunch of junk jokes and Cracked and Mad
Magazine was that guy talking about. I don't know get
that you are. You're way too young for Cracked in
Mad Magazine?

Speaker 12 (01:27:29):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:27:29):
I mean I know about it, but I would never
have it or know what they were badass really going on?
When me and Ben were like nine and ten years old,
you could buy Mad and Cracked and was great. What
did Van Wilder? There was the bulldog that had the
enormous testes. Then they put them on, put them on
filling and donuts and deliver them to some guys. I

(01:27:51):
hate when David Lee Roth left Van Wilder and Sam
a totally different movie with Sammy Hagar is the lead actor.
Put me in good. Yeah, it's probably good enough. I think. Yep,
we've show maxed today. I'm happy you showed me that picture, Kevin. Oh,
and you know where to get it now on the
reddit thread. If you want to see more, Hey, send

(01:28:11):
me a link to that God that was disturbing. Yeah,
that was not great. And encrypt that and send it
to Christina. That's gonna do it for today, Ben, did
you enjoy your Friday version of the show. Yeah, this
was great. Now I'm going to the thriving metropolis, the
tourist destination of Omaha, Nebraska. At least you get to
get up at five am to do it. That's gonna
do it for us. I'll never forget the time KT

(01:28:34):
wanted the ball Max. He looked at his doctor dead
in the eye, and he said, sorry for sucking life
out of the room. The dog said, Hey, I'm used
to it, buddy, Christina. What's on deck.

Speaker 11 (01:28:44):
I'm gonna play music till ten o'clock.

Speaker 1 (01:28:46):
Hang out with little baby corn Bread all night long,
right here on the eagle.

Speaker 5 (01:28:50):
Here you going, you're well, I'm gonna get my sock back, dude.

Speaker 1 (01:28:54):
God bless you guys.

Speaker 5 (01:28:55):
Good luck in Frisco.

Speaker 1 (01:28:58):
I love the radio.