Roofman, Rock Rants & the Jeff Compensation Conspiracy

"If your name is Jeff… do you deserve free movie tickets just for surviving years of bad impressions?"In this wildly entertaining episode of The Ben and Skin Show, hosts Jeff “Skin” Wade, Kevin “KT” Turner, and Krystina Ray (with Ben Rogers still out) dive into the absurd, the cinematic, and the existential — all while trying to convince each other to hit the theaters for the new Channing Tatum flick, Roof Man.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Juicy news hot gosh ey, come stay on top in
the woods.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Shove all right. I'll explain why we're doing in a minute.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Here is a ten second clip from the movie twenty
one or twenty two Jump Street with Jonah Hill and
Channing Tartman or.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
You're Sleepy, What's so homey? And my partner?

Speaker 4 (00:26):
You want to see the run of.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
When he talking my name Jeff, it's half a man.

Speaker 4 (00:34):
My name's Jeff okay Man, does it half a mean boss? Yes?

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Yeah, so my name is Jeff.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
That's Channing Tatum, Yeah, charming Taitman. Are you about to
get me interested in? Roofman? I am, and I can
tell you that this is a wonderful promotion that they're running.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Okay, is a big fan of trying to get people back.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
Into the theaters. Yep, to save whatever symbols of humanity
we have left.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Because this is why Tom Cruise hung out with Ben.
My god, you can just make movies on AI. Now,
that's sore.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
A thing took off and you've warned me you were
ahead of it.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
It's insane.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
There was a pickle running away from the police and
a police chairs.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Videos are terrible. It's not they don't need to happen.
We Yeah, I gotta watch it.

Speaker 4 (01:23):
It's actually I would like to just play a block
of music and watch that over and over.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
So great, but it's not great enough to overcome the
feeling of guilt you have while watching it, knowing that
real filmmakers are going out of business, right, we should
be worried?

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Yeah, for the world we live in, dude, have you
guys seen Wally?

Speaker 4 (01:40):
Yes, We're all just going to be fat people floating
in a chair watching AI as. There's tubes putting food
in our mouths like this is where it's going.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Floating in a chair sounds pretty fun. We're so tired,
I don't want to work out.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
So roof Man is coming out this weekend, and here's
Channing Tatum promoting this. This is an Alamo Draft House
special today this weekend that I thought you might be
interested in sent.

Speaker 5 (02:05):
Have you or someone you love been forced to hear
someone quote my name's Jeff, You and anyone else named
Jeff are entitled to compensation in form of one free
ticket to see my new movie Roofman on opening night,
October night at participating Alamo Draft House theaters. Just be warned,
my new character's name is also Jeff. Jaff Jeff, It's
just Jeff, It's just Jeff. Actually it's not Jaff Jeff.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
So anyone named Jeff can go to Alamo Draft House
today tonight and see his new movie Roofman.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
That's fun, it's incredible.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
Now, let me say this, I have MAVs fan Jam tonight,
and I can guarantee you if I did not, I
would go do this because not only am I somewhat
interested in this movie too, it.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Looks pretty good. It looks wacky.

Speaker 4 (02:54):
But you know, my wife is like any other lady,
She's gonna be real interested in watching this movie because
you get to see hotman Jeff. So, man, that's crazy.
I really hate that I can't take I mean, I'm
excited for MAVs fan Jam, but I hate that I
can't take advantage of it.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
I was thinking about going to see it, but I've seen, man,
that thing we played yesterday with your nephew Cooper, who's
a filmmaker and in LA and doing all kinds of stuff.
New TV show coming out soon, Alan Harper week from tonight.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
Yeah right, it's seventeenth or eighteenth ninety one. Maybe it's
the nineteenth.

Speaker 4 (03:30):
Someone, I'll blast out links next week, somebody can watch it.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
It's really like, oh, don't go, don't go looking for reviews.
But every day I'm just like the Rock is the
smashing Machine. I'm the content machine. I'm looking for stuff
all the time. What can we get? You can just
stumble across stuff. And I have been seen pretty good
reviews on Roofman, not like reading him in depth, but
just people are going, yeah, that's good.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
And no one in the audience, I mean regular joes
haven't been able to go see it till last night, right, So, uh.
Smashing Machine from our good friend Kent Garrison from the
mat About Movies podcast Yeah, former formerly of Forever the Sickest.

Speaker 4 (04:10):
Kids, also the one Star podcast Oh My God Do
Cowboys Talk with kt?

Speaker 3 (04:16):
He said the Smashing Machine is incredibly boring.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
Oh no, wow.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
Okay, So apparently at the con Film Festival or something.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Which they celebrate boring.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
Yeah, but apparently The Rock did some interview. I should
have found this, and he was talking about how like
I've just been pigeonholed into this, like I've been pigeonholed
into this certain type and I just wanted to show
everyone that I am a really good actor, and Kent
was like, did you like the.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
Highest grossing actor the last twenty five years? Right, but
you're also six foot five. You can't change that.

Speaker 3 (04:48):
You don't have to be on steroids and jacked out
of your mind.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
That's how you get pigeonholed. Yeah, and being crazy looking.

Speaker 4 (04:57):
And by the way, like just go look at NFL
linemen that don't hair anymore. They become normal, like close
to normal size exactly. They're always they're always going to
be big guys with big frames. But you don't have
to be crazy ripped guy, and you can like lose
a lot of your mass. They put mass on for
the sports that they're playing, but you can lose some

(05:18):
of that mass and still be big boy. He chooses,
to Katie's point, to be jacked.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
I just I can't imagine the rock any other way.

Speaker 3 (05:25):
But apparently there's a documentary about this guy, Mark Kerherr,
And then they basically.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
Just didn't they didn't go away from that, they didn't
deviate from that too much.

Speaker 4 (05:36):
When I find when I saw the previews for it,
I was my first thought was, Okay, this kind of
looks like the wrestler. Did y'all ever see that with Rourke? Yeah,
Mickey Roarer and it had the chick I loved from
my cousin No, Marissa Tomain, Evan Richelwood. Wasn't that though,

(05:57):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah I think so, yeah,
maybe not.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
Doesn't matter.

Speaker 4 (06:01):
Who cares about life to talk back and tell us
man or I can look it up. The fact that
there's a two minute and forty second fart out there
has just changed the lab you know.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
Change everything. Start movie days, go see roof Man if
you want good job KT.

Speaker 4 (06:15):
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called business Battleship riscopoly.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
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