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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Boom.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
We are broadcasting live from Selina, Texas.
Speaker 3 (00:03):
Happy to be up here.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
If you don't know where Selina is, it's just directly
north of prosper which is just directly north of Frisco,
and you just take the toll way the whole way
to come up here. And uh, we're having a great time.
We're gonna be watching the MAVs game here tonight. If
you're just listening to the Eagle, you'll hear the MAVs
game on the Eagle, of course, but if you want
to watch it with us, you can do that.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
We'll be at Rollertown tonight.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
We're gonna turn the sound down in the tap room
and we're all gonna drink alcohol, hang out, and uh,
we're gonna do color and play by play for the game.
Now Skin does that on the TV broadcast for the
MAVs anyway, so he'll be a natural. I'll be doing
it with him. And we'll also be joined by the
boys from Locked On MAVs, Nick Angstad and Slightly Biased.
So it's gonna be a wheels off fun night with
(00:45):
giveaways like giving away tickets and merch and also it's
just gonna be a fun night to have a little
MAVs fellowship at Rollertown Beer Works in Solina.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Yeah, I haven't drank on the broadcast that many times,
so this will be, you know, different than a normal
broadcast that regard. Now, you said drink alcohol, and we
have lots of great beer on tap.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
But as KT pointed.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Out earlier, this Rollertown Holiday cocktail menu is.
Speaker 5 (01:09):
Pretty pretty pretty nice.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Yeah, old fashions, Irish coffees, gingerbread, Martini's white Christmas cosmos,
on and on. Ben Plus, I just ordered my Mueller
wagu I got a mushroom Swiss Burger coming bund.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Well. Yeah, don't forget there's one of the best food
trucks in all of DFW is here tonight. So come
have dinner at Rollertown Mueller Wagoo. They actually own a
Wagoo ranch and so it's straight from the ranch to
their food truck to Rollertown.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
So they're gonna be here serving tonight.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
So great food, great drinks, great times, great prizes and giveaways,
hanging out watching the MAVs with us the Benin Skin
Show at Rollertown Beer Works in Solanna tonight. We'll be
here till the end of the mav game. This segment's
brought you by Andrews American Pizza Kitchen.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
You can't get out here to join us?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
There, go to Plano to Andrew's American Pizza Kitchen, voted
best pizzeria in Dallas by the Dallas Morning News skin.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
What makes Andrews so special?
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Well, the pizza's unbelievable. Five different styles they've mastered all five.
You've got to try the Dallas style, great pasta dishes.
And you said, if you can't get up here, man,
they'll have the game on and that'll be a good
place to watch a game.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
They have a roller Town on tap there.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
So, uh, Andrew's American Pizza Kitchen is awesome right there
at Preston and Plano.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Parkway and Plano. So are we doing the big finish?
Speaker 5 (02:25):
You got your ass? Are you doing your fantasy lineup
right now?
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Man, getting some stuff there.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
How's your team doing? Man? Looks well, I mean in
first place as usual. But I'm not the start of
the segment.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
Christina is am I MAVs are?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
I thought, but I know I heard you had a story. Christina.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
I told Christina, hey do this story so I can
set my lineups.
Speaker 6 (02:54):
Okayupid basis of voake mial pizza he sent us before
the show started, and it's incredible. Liquid Death you know
the Liquid Death water company.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
You've drank that water, ben. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (03:07):
They have launched a metal themed pit diaper, Pit diaper, Yes, yes,
and it said. The press release says, the pit diaper
is an innovative new solution to help fans like you
stay in the safety of the pit and still enjoy
all the great tasting Liquid Death you love. So it's
(03:30):
legit a diaper. They have partnered with Depends. And I
want you to see a picture of it, because I
thought it was a joke. There's legit a picture of it.
It's like leather. There's a little chain right there. There's
the Liquid Death logo. It's already sold out.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
This is what you want.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
It looks like those you wear, but there're seventy diersipers.
Speaker 6 (03:55):
I mean, I don't know how Depends work, but if
you just answered that for me, that's good.
Speaker 5 (03:58):
But I've okay.
Speaker 6 (04:00):
So when you are in a pit and you want
to hold your spot, it does suck when you have
to go to the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
What's the pit the marsh pit?
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Yeah, okay, but also like think about it in terms of, like,
if you go to a music festival where there's bands
all day, and if you want to get up at
the front, you ain't leave it.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Right or you're losing, or you're losing.
Speaker 6 (04:22):
And even though pizza guys were like, dude, we could
play for like eight hours straight and never leave.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
I'm so happy the oatmeal pizza guys don't have an
HR department either. They're forcing Christina to wear pit diapers.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
When you said it was a pit diaper, I thought
it was like something to keep you from having sweat
rings underneath your armpits.
Speaker 6 (04:41):
Okay, I might be next.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
I did see.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
I forget who the artist was.
Speaker 7 (04:50):
This was recently at a show for someone very popular.
Maybe maybe this is back October at Austin City Limits
where I think it was Chapel Row and had such
a huge crowd that people will like get there early,
hold your spot because cause you can get and people
like just whizzing. Well that was women who were doing
the whizzing. That's your thing, right, they were whizzing everywhere,
(05:13):
and like it's like, okay, yeah, I was there and
I definitely was urinated on.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
Oh but and you know who is in the crowd, Fergie.
Speaker 6 (05:22):
Oh yeah, but yeah, if they would have had the
pit diaper, none of that would have happened.
Speaker 7 (05:27):
Yeah, right, just okay, I'm telling you there there venue,
I don't have the fight that I had ten years ago.
But there are venues in town that I think are
great venues that I just don't go see shows there
anymore because you're on the floor. It is a pit situation.
Even without being in the pit, it's just it's ga.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Yeah, the whole place.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
And if I don't if you're going if you're going
that route, are you thirty six thirty six?
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Man?
Speaker 4 (05:52):
If you're going that route at thirty six, me and
my wife are there, but we're in our fifties. If
you're there at thirty six, man, because I'd at thirty six,
I would still go grind in g A for the
right band.
Speaker 7 (06:04):
Well yeah, I'll grind for the right band, but for
just a show that I kind of like, I'm not
gonna grind.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Yeah. No.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
I guess what's incredible is looking at KT right now.
And if you're a roller tennece this in person. He's
got a mustache. He showed up today with a mustache, huh.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
And he's wearing a packer's hat. I did.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
And he's wearing a headset, so he kind of looks
like a head coach.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
He does. He's got the head coach on, like the
coach calling the play.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
He looks real Chicago Bears to me though, but he's
Green Bay packered out, so it's weird.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
He's looking at his play sheet, right.
Speaker 6 (06:38):
He got six minutes left on the clock. KT, what
should we do? That's our next play?
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Right?
Speaker 7 (06:44):
Thirteen pound them one on the Detroit Lions who played tonight,
the Detroit Lions on their their board was it surfaced
some of their calls because one of the players took
a picture and some of their play calls were Ellen
and Oprah.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
One was Chloe Kardashian.
Speaker 7 (07:07):
And what people have deciphered is one of these words
has an L in them and one has a right
an R in them, some meaning go left or go
right or protect you get the guy on the left,
or it could be reversed too, like you.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Can really can't hone in on it.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
There's a lot to think about it.
Speaker 7 (07:21):
And Dan campbellill like found out about it while he
got asked about it while doing a press conference, and
he was like, well, I don't like our guys putting
our stuff out there, but.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
It is kind of funny to think about it.
Speaker 7 (07:30):
Like if you call the name, you think you know
what it is, and you call the name Ellen, what's
got the L in it? So you think it for them,
they're going left, but it may not be. They may
know to go the opposite. But some of their other
calls in there were pretty funny because one was a
karate belt.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
So what do you do if I yelled belt, what
are you doing? Are you going right or left?
Speaker 3 (07:54):
You're going tight formation?
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Julia Roberts.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Spread formation.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
One said, I mean.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
You could go either way.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
That's the confusing call block whoever. I guess it's very fluid.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (08:16):
Hey, so that's a story that happened.
Speaker 5 (08:20):
All right, everybody, you're really good buddy.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
How much is that diaper?
Speaker 6 (08:26):
Definitely five dollars, but it comes with like a full thing.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
It depends.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
Let's let's do that.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Let's as a show.
Speaker 7 (08:31):
Let's all wear that pit diaper and never leave the No,
we just got to stay stay the longest and just
keep drinking. Okay, well, I can tell you we would
have the advantage over this guy who takes a dump
four times a day, diaper would be full.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
I'm just over there eating refried beans like real fast going.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
I'm good man.
Speaker 5 (08:54):
There's been abolism. I don't worry about here.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
I do think the diaper change is the true test
stuff true love.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
Yeah, you just put your arms behind your head, lean back,
and your wife changes your pit dog.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Like a toddler. Honey, I went to a concert. Can
you change my diaper?
Speaker 4 (09:13):
What about when you go to the family bathroom at
the concert venue.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
There's grown ups getting their pit diapers change.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
You walk in and I'm cracking that plastic foundation.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
I'm up there to get changed.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
They've added a way bigger baby changing station.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Got a full adult size, fulld out.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
It's like the size of a single bed.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
And there's a grown man in there.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
That's a big boy too.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Wash.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
You're just washing your hands while it's happening over there.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
You got to do the same things you do with babies. Wow.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
How old is he?
Speaker 3 (09:47):
He's fifty three?
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Wow, he's a big boy.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Is he a lot of groceries? Yeah, he sure does. Ben,
I really don't know, dude. Depends come in different sizes.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Yes, yes, I'm assuming so I thought you knew.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
You know, there was the story.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
About the lady who was outraged and she had to
drive to the astronaut and so she wore an astronaut
diaper so she could get there faster on her road, so.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
She never had to stop. She wore a diaper to
go kill somebody, right.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Yeah, I think that's what she did.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Yep, Chelsea the MAVs, that sounds gonna ask her. We
play the Bullets tonight.
Speaker 5 (10:25):
Yes, we played the Washington Bullets.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
They still have Mirrason.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
They Yeah, they have George Mirrason, Janney, Greg Ballard, all
the great Dick Madis still their coach.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
All the great.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Washington Bullets U now pretty good.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
The Wizards are really bad.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
They are a bad basketball But this is the type
of game you can't take for granted, No, you just can't.
I know it sounds cliche, but Mavericks have won nine
other the last ten. They can't just show up and
automatically win. You have to bring it, yeah, and they have.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
So this game is tonight and then they go to
Toronto that's Saturday, and then they have two days in
between before that huge game.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
At Oklahoma City.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
Toronto Toronto's got seven wins.
Speaker 5 (11:07):
They play hard, but they just they don't have enough.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
By the way, that game just went up for sale.
It cause them about tickets.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
Oh you going Tuesday night? Tuesday night, that's impressive. You're
not gonna hoop?
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Yeah, I'm gonna miss Hoops to go watch.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Yeah, that's I mean, it's one of the coolest places
ever to watch sports I've ever seen.
Speaker 5 (11:26):
Yeah, and that's that's gonna be an awesome game.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (11:28):
So you're going to call that game? Yes for the network. Yes,
and the MAVs TV on Tuesday night and then and
you you're gonna miss the Big iHeart Rally Wednesday morning.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
This feels narrow to a very small group of people
that are you know, thinking about that?
Speaker 7 (11:44):
But yes, the answer to that question is yes. Are
you wanting Are you wanting the show Toga? Just remember
right now, I forgot to tell you what is it
in next thirty seconds? All right, coming up in twenty
seven seconds.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
Sorry, we are going to head it off to the
MAVs the pregame show, Tyler and the gang. Don't forget
to come up here to Rollertown Beer Works. What time
do you want it to end THIRTYO.
Speaker 5 (12:05):
Okay, come up here to Rollertown Beer Works in Salina.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
Me and Ben and the dudes from Locked On MAVs
are gonna call the game live start to get six.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Here in the arena.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
The beer will be flowing, the cocktails muell er Wago beef,
and we're giving away stuff at halftime.
Speaker 5 (12:19):
But you have to be here to win it. That's
old next right here on the Eagle