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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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yar at four o'clock?
Speaker 3 (00:24):
I think we secretly like going to work and I'll
explain that next.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
We've been dying for Christina to admit that she loves
being around us what that's all about. But right now
it's time for this.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
This came up on yesterday's show, Jimmy Kimmel, and this
is because Stephen Colbert is going off the air a
week from today.
Speaker 5 (00:52):
It's his final episode.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
And Jimmy Kimmel back in the day, went on Jay
Leno's show when Jay Leno's show was at nine o'clock
Central Time, and basically the way all this went down.
Just for a refresher course from back in twenty ten,
Jay Leno in the mid two thousand's told Conan after NBC,
you know, they had worked it all out, and NBC
(01:15):
had already kind of been grooming Conan for this anyways,
told Cone, told Conan in five years, you know, the
job's yours. So Conan gets the Tonight show. And then
after a very short time, and Jay Leno wants to
get back in the game, and NBC's like, you know what,
let's put Jay Leno on at nine o'clock Central Time
before the local news.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
And then Conan really.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Just kind of undercutting Conan.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
And keep in mind, just for a little additional context,
Letterman always thought he was going to get the Tonight
Show from Carson, and then Jay Leno worked his way
in in front of him, and so that's why Letterman
went to CBS and rebranded his show and all that.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
And then so eventually, like Leno is getting terrible ratings
at nine o'clock, but they're all blaming it on that,
not on Leno, They're just blaming on your on No
one's used to watching a late night show before the
local news, so blaming.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
It on that.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
And it is out that Leno is going to get
the Tonight Show from Conan. Meanwhile, they're all doing their
job still, Like Leno is still on it from nine
to ten. Conan's still on from ten thirty to eleven thirty,
and it's very odd. So Leno was doing this bit
and for Eastern Time it was called tenant ten. We'd
have a guest on via Zoom or satellite technology and
(02:32):
we're gonna ask you ten questions at ten o'clock. Oh,
this will be fun, right, And his guest was Jimmy Kimmel.
So I've cut it all up and here's how it
kind of went.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
Any big late night.
Speaker 6 (02:42):
News I don't know Jay, I watch Oprah at night.
Speaker 7 (02:47):
All right, Ah, we have ten questions. Number one, you
had fun impersonating meet Tuesday night on the Jimmy Kimmel Show.
What is the secret to doing a good Jay Leno impression?
Speaker 6 (02:57):
Well, I hate to give away my secrets, but it's
part Sylvester the Cat, It's part Curley from the Free Stooges,
and part Scrappy Doo Wow.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
So it'll be like.
Speaker 6 (03:08):
Uh, Buffer and thuck attash Anio a live guy.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
I'm sorry, that's all the time. We have my next number.
My question two.
Speaker 7 (03:20):
Besides doing a cruel impression of me, what is the
worst idea your writers have ever pitched you?
Speaker 5 (03:26):
I think you know what.
Speaker 6 (03:26):
I had a love scene, a very intimate love scene
with a monkey. Once it was a male. I had
a gay experience with a monkey.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
All right. The reason I cut that is to show
you that it did start out very tame. Yeah, okay,
Now we had ten questions to get through, but the
first two we're not taking any shots at the news.
You know what's happening here. So Kimmel was playing nice fine,
you know in the beginning.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
It is number four.
Speaker 7 (03:51):
If you got to interview anyone in the world, who
would it be?
Speaker 6 (03:54):
I and Conan together. I'd like to have the two
of you, won't do it.
Speaker 5 (04:03):
I like just you.
Speaker 6 (04:05):
In fact, I'd like to do twelve to twelve with
you tomorrow night. You would be willing to do that
because I have a lot of questions to ask.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
You about this whole quing.
Speaker 6 (04:13):
Oh, I don't think people care about what I have
to say.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
I agree with that. Yeah, in your life tomorrow night.
Tomorrow night's bad for me. All right, let's move on.
Oh it is bad, okay.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
The tension kind of ratchting up a little bit when
we come back This is how Kim will finish the
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back in time with an audio bubble bath, and Katie
is talking about the time that Jimmy Kimmel ambushed Jay
Leno on his primetime nine o'clock show.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Yes, and you know, Kimmel a little bit hurt about
what happened to Conan as everyone was in the late
night world, and I mean Leno was on an island
here pretty much. Yeah. So in his ten at ten
ten Questions series, kim Well started off, you know, very soft.
The gloves are beginning to come off a little bit.
But this is where it picked out. I think we're
in question four now.
Speaker 7 (06:19):
Number five. You're known for pranks. What's the best prank
you ever pulled?
Speaker 5 (06:23):
Well, I when my had Chippy was at work.
Speaker 6 (06:25):
I painted her house orange and green once and she
was not happy me. The whole outside of the house
was Yeah. But the best I think the best prank
I ever pulled was I told the guy. I told
the guy that five years from now, I'm going to
give you my show, and then when the five years came,
I gave it to him, and then I took it
back almost instantly.
Speaker 7 (06:48):
Drag was last drags un.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
I think he works at Fox or something.
Speaker 7 (06:51):
Now, Yeah, I got it.
Speaker 5 (06:54):
I got.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
Pretty good, so good, and it feels very mapped out
because he had a planned I'm not gonna do it
on the first or second one.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
You know, it's a lot like Colin oj Man. You
gotta sucker oj in a little bit. You know, Hey,
remember that time you did this? And then he starts
thinking about it and then you get him.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
Can you hear his use? All right? Number six?
Speaker 7 (07:19):
Ever order anything off the TV?
Speaker 5 (07:23):
Like NBC ordered your show off the TV? Actually something
like that? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (07:31):
No, I yeah, I will order any If I see
an infomercial more than nine times, I will order the
product I have.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
He didn't add anymore, too, pretty good?
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Right, Yeah, here we go.
Speaker 7 (07:42):
Number seven, you grew up in Las Vegas and hosted
the Man show. What's the most number of lap dances
You've had in one night?
Speaker 4 (07:48):
Jane?
Speaker 6 (07:49):
My mother's watching the show, so actually, no, wait a minute,
the show's canceled, right, nobody's watching the show.
Speaker 5 (07:57):
I watch it. I'm not much of a lap dance guy.
Speaker 6 (08:01):
I'm more of a lap band guy myself.
Speaker 5 (08:06):
Yes, I don't like, you know, strippers.
Speaker 6 (08:08):
I don't like in general because you have this phony
relationship with them for money, similar to that of when
you and Conan were on the Tonight trip together passing
the torch.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
Right, Yeah, you know what I'm saying. Yes, yes, that
is yes, yes, God.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
I mean viscerating him.
Speaker 5 (08:26):
Okay, here we go. What do you fear most?
Speaker 6 (08:30):
I fear the network will move my show to ten o'clock.
Speaker 5 (08:35):
I had that nightmare.
Speaker 7 (08:36):
Yeah, all right, number nine, sho number nine? Is there
anything you haven't hosted that you want to host?
Speaker 5 (08:46):
Oh? This is a trick, right where showing to take
it back from? No, I'm not gonna listen.
Speaker 6 (08:54):
Listen, Lucy, I'm not Charlie Brown. I don't fall for
that trick. No, I'd say I see the Soul Train
Awards Awards, the Awards.
Speaker 5 (09:04):
And final number ten A, B or C.
Speaker 7 (09:07):
You came on at ten to ten because A you
love innovative satellite technology. B you're promoting your own show.
See you want to keep me happy in case I
decided to switch to ABC.
Speaker 5 (09:21):
It's you know what, it's all of the above.
Speaker 6 (09:23):
Really, listen, Jayne, I have children, so you have to
take care of is cars. I mean, we have lives
to lead here. You you've got eight hundred million dollars,
for God's sakes, leave our shows alone.
Speaker 7 (09:36):
A play from Jimmy Camill Jimmy Pretty Gold.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
I was a little personal there, but clearly personal and serious.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
I feel like they both took it well though.
Speaker 4 (09:48):
Well so Leno did get but hurt by it. But
also Leno, to his credit, chose to leave it in. Yeah,
it cans al taped. You can edit it out, man,
this is gonna be horrible.
Speaker 5 (10:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
And that surface though, could it have surfaced later and
then they would have looked terrible because he didn't play it.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
Maybe, And I don't think anyone trusted anyone at NBC
at that time. I just read the book on all
that interesting because there were people who were very unhappy,
and you know, I mean Conan's whole staff who was
working at NBC kept working there before they had to
leave and go to TBS. Oh he I mean technically
he was. He was replaced, but he quit before he
(10:29):
had to. But he was still on the air using
up the rest of his budget because they did a
bunch of wacky bits the last couple of weeks. But
there were people in the building who could have absolutely
how much time to lapse from leaving NBC to going
to TVs. That's a really good question because there had
to have been a contract because he did the whole
team Cocoa and was touring. Yeah, you know, because he
(10:51):
couldn't be on network TVs. He had a non compete
at some point. But I don't know the time on exactly.
This is from, you know the show that comes on
like sometimes after Saturday Night Live on Saturday that it's
called The Graham Ben Singer Shites.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Yeah, someone's wonder who the hell is this guy? How
does he get all these guests?
Speaker 4 (11:06):
He gets big name guests.
Speaker 5 (11:07):
He usually around here.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
It seems like too.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
I thought he was regional for sure, like he did
want at Romo's house.
Speaker 5 (11:13):
Yeah, but he's a he gets big names.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
He's got tons of people on his YouTube channel, a
lot of stuff.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
To me, he's the highest form of Brady Tinker.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
Someone actually said this to me yesterday, which is weird
that it came up during the show, because someone set
this to me yesterday morning. So here's Leno, and Leno
does not sound great these days. But talking about this, you.
Speaker 8 (11:31):
Know, when Kimmel came on my show and humilated me
in my own show, I'd let it happen.
Speaker 9 (11:36):
I didn't edit it. It was my mistake. I trusted
somebody and I made a mistake. Okay, I should pay
the price. That's fine.
Speaker 7 (11:42):
I mean, we could have edited out of the show.
Speaker 5 (11:44):
Why didn't you?
Speaker 9 (11:45):
Well, because it happened. It's real, it happened. It's my mistake.
That's how you learn.
Speaker 5 (11:52):
Did you view it as a mistake or is that
good TV?
Speaker 8 (11:56):
That well, it's not good TV for me because it
just it started a whole thing that continues to this day.
Speaker 10 (12:02):
Really, But it's okay, it's all right. I mean, I
get you know, he's a comic. You do what you
gotta do, Okay. I mean I wouldn't have done it,
but that's okay, that's all right. It's okay.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
I mean it's a little bit how I feel about
the Hawk fight or the food draft.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Let's good radio. It's not good radio for me. You're
not as but hurt as he is, though you can
tell he's still.
Speaker 5 (12:24):
A little bit.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
But it's amazing how he is not at all appreciated
or revered by any of his peers. And if you
before any of this ever happened, and I'm I'm, you know,
a homer for this guy. I'm way on this guy's team.
But if you want to go back in time before
he died and go listen to the Bill Hicks stand
up about Jay Leno, because they came up on the
(12:47):
comedy scene together, and Bill Hicks absolutely eviscerates him, I mean,
just destroys his credibility. And it's before any of this
stuff ever happened. And I mean, you guys know, so let's.
Speaker 5 (13:00):
Do it next week.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
Let's pull it in.
Speaker 10 (13:01):
I'll pull it.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
You guys know what a huge Letterman fan I am.
I knew of Jay Leno because he used to go
on Letterman's late night show and do stand up and
he had this whole bit where he would read out
of the back in the day. We had a TV
guide that would be sent to your house and he
would read shows out of the TV guide and then
make up what the show was about. And it was
a pretty funny stand up. He used to wear a
leather coat and position himself as kind of a counterculture
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kind of guy, and then when the screw turned, it
turned way different for him.
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Speaker 3 (13:42):
We're gonna find out if we actually enjoy going to work.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Boom. That's next.
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