January 8, 2026 • 27 mins
On this Episode of the Cruz Show After Hours Podcast the crew talks about their holiday breaks + they react to Marty Supreme, the Stranger Things Finale & More. Jackie and Nico talk about their New Year's resolutions & Garcia is excited about this new Bidet.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Okay, welcome back to the Cruise Show After Hours podcast.
We're all in here, yo, Garcia, let's get started.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Well, first of all, Happy New Year to everybody. How's
everybody's New year going so far?
Speaker 3 (00:11):
You know who wants to go first?
Speaker 4 (00:13):
I'll say this, like it's going very good. Jackie and
I have a lot of like physical you know, body
goals and whatnot.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
And so for the past good.
Speaker 5 (00:20):
Three days, you know, like the past five.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
Yeah, four or five days, Like we've been walking at
least two to three miles in the morning, starting three
miles at night.
Speaker 6 (00:29):
Actually starting since January like third, we've been walking.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Yeah something like that.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
That's really good.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
So jack how's that been going for your mental health?
It's been going it's really help.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Yeah, it's been going. It's been going good.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (00:40):
I just like I feel like I got like a
lot of rest, so I'm chilling now.
Speaker 6 (00:44):
Yeah, I'm going to come my hair tomorrow, so oh short, yeah,
well it's my last it's my like my last like chop,
I guess you could say before the wedding because my
hair grows pretty quick, okay, and I feel like my
hair is pretty dead, so like hairhold energy.
Speaker 5 (00:59):
So I just want to.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Like cutting off.
Speaker 6 (01:03):
It's going to be up to like my shoulders. My yeah,
my shoulders is going to be my longest line.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
So like.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
That makes much. Did she ask you? No?
Speaker 4 (01:14):
I mean she was actually supposed to get her hair
cut like a while back. You know, some things didn't
fall through. But I'm glad I actually have a picture
of her where like it was during New Year's she
had her hair like back here, and it would it
basically faked how it would look like if her hair
was like chopped though, like a bob like a bob
and he liked it. So see what her hair is
(01:35):
going to look like.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Now, Danna used to ask me about cutting her hair.
She don't ask me anymore.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
I just let him know.
Speaker 6 (01:40):
I'm just gonna be I just tell him like, hey,
I'm gonna cut my hair, and then he'll ask me
like what I'm going to do to it, and I'll
show him like inspo pictures and then that's pretty much it.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Yeah, you were my bad.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Oh no, no, that was it?
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Okay, all right, So out of curiosity while we're on
a break, what was the best thing that you did
while we were on a break cruise?
Speaker 1 (01:59):
You go hang with the kids, I guess, you know,
as much as they like drove me crazy. I I
hung out with them really tough and had like some
one on one moments with each of them, you know,
because you know, you know what that's like, right, Like
you gotta have those gotta have those one on one
Manda man talks right even though they're five and uh
and eight now, eight and five now. But yeah, we
(02:21):
had just really good talks and talks in the car
and walks, went on walks with them.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
You know.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
I took them on the path which they had never
really been on. You know, that was like cool and
I felt like I was bringing them into my that
path is I love that path man, it's near here.
So we drove down to that path and just had
a few walks and talks, and I think that.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Was really helpful.
Speaker 6 (02:42):
Yeah, is it hard walking with like kids because they
get so easily distracted.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
No, they want to run and he almost get hit
by a bond to take off and get hit by
a bike. You know, my my five year old wants
me to pick them up halfway through. You know, he's
got his arms up. Dad picked me up, you know,
and get some set when I'm like, we're on the path,
let's walk. And then I feel guilty because I didn't
pick them up.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
And now you still have to walk back to the car.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Yeah, and we still got to walk back to the car.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
And now we're hungry, and you know, one wants this
and the other one wants that, and it's it's it's
a battle.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
But it was fun.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
But it was fun and it was cool to have
those talks with my sons.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
That's cool. What about you, guys, Jackie, oh me.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Best thing you did on the break?
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Best thing I did on the break. I think we
went to the movies a lot we did.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Okay, I'll tell you this. This is what we This
is the best thing we did during break because.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
This is the best thing that you did I did
during break.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
But then, you know, we were traveling a lot between
here and the bay because my family's in the base,
so it was a whole bunch of travel. We finally
had a string of days where we just weren't gonna
do anything. We're just gonna be here. So I said, yo, like,
let's watch the New Avatar because we binge watched like
number one and number two in the bay.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
In the Bay, and this one was what three four
hours long?
Speaker 4 (03:52):
It was like three hours.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
It was like three hours long.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
I can and so literally I told Jackie. I was like, hey,
you want to participate in some extra curriculars before we
watch Avatar. She's like, yeah, why not? Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
It was the scariest Avatar ever.
Speaker 6 (04:07):
Yes, because it was like it was like, first of all, okay,
love Avatar, loved the franchise, but at the same time,
there was so many problems in that movie.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
There was like nine different storylines that you had to like.
Speaker 6 (04:19):
And also like, while you're like and then there's a
new character that's part of like the Ash people, right,
like the Fire and Ash people, and she is terrifying
and we are like right there and we're tripping out
and we're like, this is scary.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
But look look, oh look love that.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
We loved it and loved the comfortable seats. We were
already on one and then food just kept coming to us.
It was the best movie I ever watched.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
You didn't fall asleep, bro, I was locked in man Yo.
Doc tried to like get me to go see Avatar
with him and I was like, but na, bra I can't.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
I'm taken nab he fell asleep dog. He was like, yo,
that was the longest three hours of my life. Yeah,
see any other movies.
Speaker 6 (05:00):
We went to see Wicked, we went to see Avatar,
we went to see Marty Supreme.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
I want to talk to you about is that good? Guys?
Is good?
Speaker 5 (05:07):
Dude?
Speaker 1 (05:08):
It's it's mid on, it's mid and the crowd goes wild.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
It's mid because or the crowd goes mind to cut
out third twenty minutes of it easily because the beginning
was good and was cool. But that middle where it's
just stupid ship after stupid shit after stupid ship, stupid shit,
it's like, bro, what the fuck?
Speaker 3 (05:28):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Like, that's when I started to get bored.
Speaker 6 (05:31):
Yeah, I think really likes it because it felt like
uncut gems.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Yeah it was the same director.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
Yeah, it was just constant anxiety.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Yeah, dude, you and you're like, this guy's fucking stupid. Man.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
Great acting though, but yeah they did it is such
a great acting.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
But yeah, so I give it like a three out
of five. You don't have enough anxiety in your life.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
That's why it was. I was like, oh, yeah, I
fell the rush with that one.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
He has to.
Speaker 6 (05:58):
Feel other people's anxiety, like in movies, Jackie, what did
you think.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Of Marty Supreme? It was cool.
Speaker 6 (06:04):
I just like thought more of like I thought we
were going to get to see like that championship like
the people.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
Yeah, more Ping Pong and like yeah Pong movie.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Yeah, well they're selling it like that, but it really
is is a dude that's a narcissist, you know what
I mean? Everybody over to get his dream?
Speaker 5 (06:22):
Yeah interact. Yeah, but Timothy did a really great job.
Speaker 6 (06:26):
He won the Critics Choice Award for Best Actor, and
he thank Kylie Jenner for that for three years.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Partner, you're not gay, bro, that's not your partner.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Nicole gets weird when I say my partner.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
We're not in a gay relationship.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Did you say it like my you know, my husband,
my boyfriend. Whatever.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
That's cool.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
I will also say Tyler did an amazing good job.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Good job, Osa, she's it now because yeah, I love
l A. She kills that. Yeah, so she's like next
next up, bro, thinking win an Oscar? He might maybe
I preferred Leonardo's acting in his movie then you know,
over everything.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Because uh is that where he speaking after another.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Battle after another? Yeah, the one where he's.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Brok.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
But I thought Timothy did a good job. I thought
all that acting was great. Mister Wonderful was great. Yeah
he was Timothy.
Speaker 6 (07:24):
Yeah he was like he just plays himself because isn't
mister Wonderful already an asshole?
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Yeah, so that's was hilarious to Shark is in it.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Yes, he's one of the main like guy.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Gwyneth Patrol's great.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
What yeah, so cruise, Ill assume you didn't watch any
movies over bro.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
No, we watched Home Alone, elf?
Speaker 3 (07:45):
What else did we watch?
Speaker 5 (07:46):
I think that's it for like movies, But yeah, that
was pretty much.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Do you watch Stranger Things?
Speaker 6 (07:50):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (07:51):
So good?
Speaker 4 (07:51):
Right, so good that.
Speaker 6 (07:54):
Yeah. I found like they did such a good job,
like just rapping perfect.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Like when I was looking at the internet and the
internet no, no interneting and hating on it. But it
was just It's funny because my older son saw Marty
Supreme with us and he was just like, this is
what they should have done. They should have wrapped it
up like this, bro, because like you felt like you
saw everything that happened. Yeah, And I just thought they
(08:18):
did a great job. Yeah, I really did it. And
like the theory with l and I think I thought
it was just you know the fact that they make
you think about it when you walk away. I love
that kind of Yeah, I.
Speaker 6 (08:28):
Like that the theory of l like still existing is there.
I just think, like who was it? Was it Sadie
Sinc Or was it Millie Bobby Brown. One of them said,
like they just think that Mike's character, that's his way
of coping.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
That City Sink said that on sal Yeah.
Speaker 6 (08:44):
And that's why I was just like, Okay, like I
I kind of feel the way that she does. I
don't think Elle still exists anymore. I think it's just
Mike's coping mechanism for it all.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
I think she exists. And she opened an only fan account.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Oh my god, no, Jesus, guys.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Fans popping. No.
Speaker 6 (09:01):
You know, a lot of people work criticizing though, Millie
Bobby Brown, because you know how obviously she's like in
her twenties and she got a lot of not a lot,
but she got some work done, she got some lip fillers. Obviously,
boat talks and because of that, it's a lot it's
hard for a lot of actors to Millie.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Bobby Brown's thirty five years old.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Now she's not. No, she's not.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
She's not like thirty seven years old. She a mom
of four. Now she's still playing the child mama wanted
a bunch of animals.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Yes, she's a mom, though she said she's playing a child.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
No, she's not a child any more.
Speaker 5 (09:34):
She's sorr seniors in high school at this point.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
How old is she?
Speaker 4 (09:38):
She's twenty one, bro, she was born four.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
She man, that's crazing four. She's playing fourteen year old.
Speaker 5 (09:44):
No, she's playing like a seventeen year old.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
Yo.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
So I don't watch Stranger Things, right. Diana does right.
My wife does right. And we went to bed one
night and I'm I'm rolled over on my side watching TikTok,
and she's watching Stranger Things, right, But I hear what
she's watching. But I'm also my volume has to be
lower because she has to hear what's going on.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
As it should be. Okay, all right, she's right on that.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Well, I felt away, but I moved on. But I
gave up on that fight. But anyway, I fell asleep
that night. I had these dreams where I was screaming,
and Diana kept waking me up because I was screaming
in my sleep.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Stranger thing.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
It sounds like took over your mind.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
What I need ave No seriously though, guys, and I
woke up screaming, like cursing and screaming, and Diana was like,
waking me up. And I didn't know it until the
next day. She was like, Yo, what are you dreaming about?
And I'm like, I don't know what was I dreaming about? Right,
you tell me because you know everything? And she was like, no, well,
(10:47):
you kept waking up and screaming and I didn't really
remember it, but she was telling me that I woke
up screaming, and she was like, it scared me. And
because it was strangers I was watching Stranger Things.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Maybe what's going on in streaming people? Derek?
Speaker 3 (11:05):
Derek is my favorite message.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Guys, Jackie, what was the best thing on the break
for you? I know we took a left with TV.
Speaker 5 (11:12):
And movies, but I know what was the best thing.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
I think just being here.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
No, I think just catching up on sleeping.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Ship, sleep and ship that means is right a lot.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
I was sleeping a lot.
Speaker 6 (11:29):
And then like also like seeing my nephews and my
nieces and like.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Yeah and all that time, yeah, and having time like to.
Speaker 5 (11:38):
I think my like the best part of like all
of it was.
Speaker 6 (11:41):
Just when we were not traveling and not having to
go anywhere with family and just literally could vegetate on
the couch.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
No, Yeah, when we weren't like driving to some crazy
city for my son's sports, right, that was the best.
Like I think we had a day where we didn't
do that and that was cool, you know. And then uh,
picking up the kids from school was really cool for
me as well. Yeah, they loved it because we're here, right,
so because and then driving driving around and and and
(12:10):
listening was was amazing.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
That's good. The best thing I did over the break
all the bodat and my toilet. It's the best thing. No,
I can't afford the total total. Yeah, they are total toilets. No,
there's they're like seven grand cool Away, but I just
got a basic one from a thirty five bucks. You
hook it up with the water line and you know,
(12:33):
it goes underneath your seat, and it just goes underneath
their seat and it shoots up.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
If you hire someone to hook it up or you
did it. You did so takes me ten years.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
No seat warmer, there's no water, there's nothing bro It
just shoots cold water in your ass. But it's just man, Man,
he doesn't need warm water? Is ass the best thing ever?
Speaker 6 (12:54):
Bro?
Speaker 2 (12:54):
I so little peakeup.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
It seems like fink gift.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Nope, I got it. You got that? What hell? I've
been wanting one and I'm like, dude, I want one
because I might. Yes, I stay on the toilet, bro,
so like, hey, you know, like it's the best thing
I ever bought. And it was under forty dollars to tip,
fifteen minutes, fifty minutes to install, and it was the
best ship I ever got.
Speaker 6 (13:17):
Man.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Follow up, literally, you had a squatty botty?
Speaker 4 (13:19):
No? Yo?
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Why is it called the budet?
Speaker 1 (13:22):
I don't know because it sounds like baduci to me
is crazy.
Speaker 6 (13:26):
First of all, be I d e yes, but but
theay I think it's a job. It's a Japanese word, right,
so it's probably derived from something. But follow up question,
is it in your like personal bathroom or is it
like whatevery one?
Speaker 2 (13:40):
But it's me and Sarah's oh yeah, well you and.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
Sarah you're in your But like the kids can't access the.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
I told him I get them one, but they were like, no,
it's cool. You My son has one over in Italy.
But like, uh but my youngest was like, no, I'm
cool and I brought up changing life dog. Yeah in
so little toilet paper.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Yo, So totos are expect Why.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Because I mean it's a whole thing with a lot
of electronics and blows your butt too dry. I youve
been a you know hotel? Those are they got them?
They got Mine is basic, bro, upstairs, the best thing ever.
So it just cleans your butt. Yeah water broot. You
(14:24):
still have to wipe. Yeah, way, but we're talking about
and if you don't get a clean break, bro, and
you're wiping, it's a lot of work.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Plus, like the poop like gets in this is grow sorry,
but like doesn't it like get into the creases and stuff?
Speaker 2 (14:39):
It can this man, it's the best. Damn.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
I want to install on that, bro.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
I'll do. I'll install for you. I got all the
tools do it's so good? Run it up? What do
you need as far as tools to install the I
just need a wrench and they actually, yeah, they give
you all the tools in the kit, but I use
different ones. It comes. I can't thirty five bucks, bro.
Speaker 6 (15:03):
But ikea that okay, Ikia gives you like the small
like l wrench and like for like.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
I'm telling you, cruise it will change your life, ah
for real life, bro. And it just sprays, Like is
there a button that you push? It's a dial, it's
on the side. Yeah, and you just turn the knob
and have one to clean it? Is it? At first?
Are you like? Whoa?
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Yeah for sure? Yeah. First they're like, hey, hey, my
wife said she. I asked her can you use it?
And use it? And she I don't know what she
did or how she was sitting, but she turned it
on and it sprayed the mirror and went missed everything.
Of course.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Yes, I was almost so I gotta clean everything to work.
And I'm like, it works, Oh my god, spray the
mirror and I'm like, all right, according.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
To Diana my wife, everything's broken. Like that's why I
got to fix everything. I'm like, it's not broken. It
She just need batteries. So did you fix anything over break?
Speaker 6 (15:56):
No?
Speaker 2 (15:56):
I don't fix nothing. I don't.
Speaker 4 (15:57):
I can't you test you got a guy?
Speaker 1 (16:00):
No, I've done like task rabbit and or just throw
it out and or.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Just throw it out.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
You know, you thought the scale in our restroom was
actually broken because there's no numbers.
Speaker 6 (16:13):
And then this well, when I stepped on it, there
was no numbers. I was like, great, this is amazing
for my mental health, Thank you so much.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
And then this morning I just changed the batteries and
I was like, babe, I lost three pounds. She's like,
what happened? Like I thought it was broken. I'm like,
it was just the batteries.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
He didn't let me know that.
Speaker 6 (16:27):
I don't use the scale already, so like, just like
I already don't want to see that.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
I got a scale in the wathroom and I think
I have like something on it, Like what do you mean?
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Like it's just there to support something else.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
Ourselves.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
It's a stand at this point. Yeah, dog, Like I
think it holds the hamper, ye dog? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Because fun that scale.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
It talks to you, you know, I got it at Ross.
It talks to you.
Speaker 4 (16:58):
Hilarious.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
I got it at Ross, like bro, like almost nine
years nine years ago, and somehow it's still going.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
And how is it going.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
I'm not charging it and I don't know if it's
batter like a lithium Oh maybe because I got it
that Ross dog and it still works. But I'm not
it's not working for me. It's just it's working for
the hamper.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (17:21):
Did you guys get any like interesting Christmas gifts?
Speaker 2 (17:27):
What did I get?
Speaker 4 (17:30):
No?
Speaker 2 (17:30):
I don't know. I don't know if it's interesting.
Speaker 4 (17:33):
Interesting to you, interesting to me.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
I got a hat with a red with a red
light red light therapy.
Speaker 6 (17:43):
Wait what, I don't know that.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
It's a hat like but red light red red light therapy.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Red light therapy only the top of your head. I guess.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
So I don't want that ship.
Speaker 4 (17:55):
You gotta wear it once nom wearing that ship, bro, Bro,
that's gonna kill me.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
No therapy is really good.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Talk, but on your head.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
You know, I'm gonna fry bro.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
No fill time if you only do red like therapy
for three minutes.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
But isn't it four years like for your skin for
the scalp.
Speaker 6 (18:16):
Yeah, but it also promote read like they're most like
hair growth, like remote growth.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Yeah, it stimulates growth and like kill all sorts of
ship though.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
I sent him one yesterday, cruise because both of us
got fucking nasal problems, not from drugs but deviated symptoms.
But they have read like therapy for for inside your nose.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
I said to me, it's like thirty nine bucks. I'm
down to try it because you know I've had uh
wasn't a surgery seizure. I remember that, and they said that.
Speaker 5 (18:52):
You can still use the nasil spread by the way, even.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Numb morning, I'm addicted to it.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Number two, I needed to breathe, right, But this thing
was supposed to kill that.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
But there.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
You know, I did some research and there is a
chance that it coming back, and yeah, it's back.
Speaker 6 (19:05):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Well yeah, plus when you use that too much, if
you watch the video I said yesterday, it actually makes
it worse. It makes it worse. Yeah, but I said
it it's like it looks like a notes plug for swimming.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
Hilarious in there.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
And he was a red light on.
Speaker 4 (19:18):
Yeah, well you pretty crazy example.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
I've never used anything red light. Like my wife doesn't
have any red lights.
Speaker 6 (19:24):
I actually just saw something on on Instagram where it's
a red light therapy mask.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
You buy one, get one free, and I'm thinking about
getting one.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Get maybe cruise we'll go because he has a discount
on two of those nasal things.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Bro, what about you red light red light screen protector?
So it's like a red it's like so like when
at night.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Let's say. Yeah, so it's not so bright, but.
Speaker 6 (19:49):
Setting already on those that were the iPhone, you already
have that setting on the iPhone though, I don't know,
but I.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Got it take the blue light away. Yeah, yeah, I
got a bird camera like a feater with the can.
Speaker 5 (20:00):
Oh, that's so cool.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
That's cool, man. It sounds darky, buddy, like a ring
a bird for a bird house for a bird house. Yeah,
that's dorky, but it's cool. That's like that.
Speaker 5 (20:11):
If you put like a like nectar for like comming birds.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
You can videos. It's dope because it records hony birds
and slow motion.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
That's cool.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
And then there's a squirrel. There's a squirrel that gets
in there all the time. But I bought hot bird
food because they put all kinds of chili and stuff
on it, so it gets so the squirrels don't eat
it because birds can't detect hot spices, so they can
eat it, but the squirrels won't, but the squirrel is
still sucking it up. Bro a question, then, Jeff, it's
really cool.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Though I often what I call is I call like
like give it back to the earth. So like if
I have like if bananas are going bad, right, I'll
eat a black banana.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
I don't care, dog Paul Man.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
But if it's just too much, right, then I just
I'll throw it out on the front lawn. And that's
me saying I'm giving it back to the earth. Yeah,
I guess right, or like.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Everything is compost composed a book.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Oh, I don't know, but like I'll throw stuff out
right and like like old sale brand, I'll throw it
out right because there's a lot of like birds and
stuff where we live.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Yeah, but raccoons are probably what's getting it.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Raccoons are probably eating it, right, And but I've seen
like birds like swoop down, pick it up and bounce.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
Right.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
So I give I throw a bunch of stuff out,
like strawberries that are going like really soft, I just
throw them out or whatever out into the front lawn.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
Right.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
So Diana's like, that's probably why we have a lot
of raccoons and coyotes coming through the house. Like the
other day she looked out and there's three coyotes just
laying on our on our lawn, right, yeah yeah, yeah
yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
So like but like the other day there was a bird.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
I don't know if it was a crow, it was
almost right in front of our doorstep and like gutted
right with like stuff hanging out. It was bad, bro,
Like it was bad.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Almost look like.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
A human did it right, And it was in our
front like uh, by our front door. So I was like,
is that a gift from a cat? From a cat
probably probably saying hey, thank you for feeding us, or
did it just happen that way?
Speaker 5 (22:05):
No, I think it's a I think it's probably a
gift because that's.
Speaker 6 (22:07):
What birds and animals do when they're being fed by somebody.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
That's what crows do. I know that for sure.
Speaker 6 (22:14):
Yeah, Like if you gift, like if you give them
like some stuff to eat, they'll bring you back like
random little buttons or ship because they're trying to thank you.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (22:24):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Dad is like, I'm not going out there and picking
it up. I'm like, neither am I I'm not doing
that either, dog. So we called animal control. They came
and did that's the right thing to do.
Speaker 5 (22:34):
My dad would have gone to shovel and I would
have just.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Done the shovel, but like, hey know the future, I'm
not going out there.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
You're green trash can, Yeah, put that stuff in the
green green trash can like your fruit and all that stuff.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
Not the bread, why not the earth because your front lawn.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
And what what what happens though is if they end
up like they may live underneath your house things that
sure may attract skunks, which you don't want that because
if you go out and get sprayed. Bro, that's a
whole another problem.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
Bathing to me, I would.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Put it in your green trash bro. The animals they
love me, Bro.
Speaker 6 (23:10):
You know.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
You know what.
Speaker 6 (23:13):
I just saw something on Instagram where it was like this.
It's expensive, I think, but like a couple of hundred.
But it's like a compostable like little thingy and then
you just put all everything like what you put in there,
and then you can turn it on while you're here
at the station, and then when you go back home,
it turns, it disintegrates it and then you can put
it on your lawn so that way it becomes fertilizer
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so it can help your.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
There's also services too that do it. I've seen some
of the people in the neighborhood. It's like a little
box and they put all the compossible compost whatever, put it.
They put it in there, and then they come and
pick it up and then they give you gift cards
and ship like way.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Yeah, I had a pot of corn, bro that was
like sitting there for like a day. I just poured
it out on the lawn a corn.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Yeah, you gotta just be careful with the animals, bro.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
What was a pot of corn? No, it was just
a pot with corn that we warmed up from the can.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
Stroke corn.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
So I just threw it on the lawn. Yeah. I mean,
don't even think you got to worry about some of
those animals got rabies.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
And ship yeah, I got kills.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
A little dog yeah, yeah, you gotta be careful, man.
Speaker 5 (24:20):
Jaxon's good.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Yeah, got nerves. But I'm telling Diana it's not it's
not his fault. It's our fault owners. He's being a dog.
Speaker 4 (24:31):
Yeah, what do you do?
Speaker 1 (24:33):
He uh, he runs out right, he'll do that, but
like he always comes back. But like he runs out,
which freaks everybody out. He'll have an accident in the
house every once in a while and not and nothing crazy,
but like sometimes he'll jump on the couch and poop
and it's like why are you jumping on the couch
and pooping? And Danna's like I'm like yo, it's not
his fault though he don't know. He he knows, but
(24:53):
he don't know. It's our fault as owners. Yeah, there's something.
And then he's confused because it's time to we're eating,
and he's confused because he's thinking it's time for him beat.
I'm like it because you're giving him table food.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
No I'm not.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
I I once in a while give him that. Once
in a while, it's given him table food. Yeah, so
I'm like, so he's confused. So, like, you know, I
looked up a lot of season milan over the over
the and he he taught me that it's our fault.
Speaker 5 (25:17):
Bro oh yeah no, oh my gosh, Nico.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
Nico knows that.
Speaker 6 (25:21):
Like I I'm very I'm very much a person who's
like it's always like the human's fault first, like when
it comes to dogs.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
But there was one dog that I don't like.
Speaker 4 (25:33):
Oh my god, it's his cousin's dog.
Speaker 6 (25:36):
And I told him, like, yo, they better not bring
a fucking dog Christmas because I will literally.
Speaker 4 (25:40):
Kick that This dogs half weenie half pit That makes sense, Yeah, no,
for you know, he's yokes.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
You got.
Speaker 6 (25:53):
So then like but like he I don't know he's
just very he's just very aggressive and loud and bit
like like drunk and like he'll go after Benny.
Speaker 5 (26:03):
And that's when I'm like, hey, like you better get
your dog like because I act he actually bit.
Speaker 6 (26:09):
Me and I have like a little like marker here,
but I told he goes like, they better not bring
that dog Christmas.
Speaker 5 (26:15):
They did it.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
They didn't.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Oh, my dog is humping everything now, so I gotta
get him chopped up.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
Right, it's good, it's cool.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
Ye are all your dogs fixed?
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Yeah, we gotta get him. We gotta.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
We gotta cut him out because he's humping the kids legs,
he's dumping other dogs.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
Nico does it. Nico lets Benny hump him.
Speaker 4 (26:34):
Yeah, he needs to let it out because he doesn't.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
He's not on your pants.
Speaker 4 (26:38):
No, I mean, nothing comes out. It's just the motion to.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Let it out is crazy.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
Bro, you and your friends used to never mind Benny
got the BBC.
Speaker 6 (26:49):
Oh, everyone makes that comment about Bennie. They're like, yo,
he has really big balls.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
Big balls.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Wait, so he's not neuted yet, but he doesn't.
Speaker 4 (27:05):
No, I'm down.
Speaker 5 (27:06):
We just need to do it, Okay, Yeah, we gotta
do it.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Yeah, it's good. And to your point, I mean, it
is the owner's fault. You gotta, you gotta. Your dog
needs to schedule, it needs to walk twice a day. No,
it needs to learn. It needs to know because you know,
if it gets used to pooping on the water thing,
then it won't won't do it in your house exactly, bro.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
And it's very rare that he does it, you know.
But like he's still going on pads and stuff, which
is fine. He goes out a lot and we walk
him as well, but like it just needs to be
uh repeated, and he needs to be taught. He's not
just gonna learn as he goes. Yeah, he needs to
be taught, bro. And I keep telling Diana that, you know, true,
(27:47):
it's not the dog's fault.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
All right, we'll wrap it up on that note. Good
catching up with everybody, and I'm glad everybody have a
great break. Make sure you listen to the show two
to seven every afternoon right here on Real ninety two
three
Okay, welcome back to the Cruise Show After Hours podcast.
We're all in here, yo, Garcia, let's get started.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Well, first of all, Happy New Year to everybody. How's
everybody's New year going so far?
Speaker 3 (00:11):
You know who wants to go first?
Speaker 4 (00:13):
I'll say this, like it's going very good. Jackie and
I have a lot of like physical you know, body
goals and whatnot.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
And so for the past good.
Speaker 5 (00:20):
Three days, you know, like the past five.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
Yeah, four or five days, Like we've been walking at
least two to three miles in the morning, starting three
miles at night.
Speaker 6 (00:29):
Actually starting since January like third, we've been walking.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Yeah something like that.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
That's really good.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
So jack how's that been going for your mental health?
It's been going it's really help.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Yeah, it's been going. It's been going good.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (00:40):
I just like I feel like I got like a
lot of rest, so I'm chilling now.
Speaker 6 (00:44):
Yeah, I'm going to come my hair tomorrow, so oh short, yeah,
well it's my last it's my like my last like chop,
I guess you could say before the wedding because my
hair grows pretty quick, okay, and I feel like my
hair is pretty dead, so like hairhold energy.
Speaker 5 (00:59):
So I just want to.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Like cutting off.
Speaker 6 (01:03):
It's going to be up to like my shoulders. My yeah,
my shoulders is going to be my longest line.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
So like.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
That makes much. Did she ask you? No?
Speaker 4 (01:14):
I mean she was actually supposed to get her hair
cut like a while back. You know, some things didn't
fall through. But I'm glad I actually have a picture
of her where like it was during New Year's she
had her hair like back here, and it would it
basically faked how it would look like if her hair
was like chopped though, like a bob like a bob
and he liked it. So see what her hair is
(01:35):
going to look like.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Now, Danna used to ask me about cutting her hair.
She don't ask me anymore.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
I just let him know.
Speaker 6 (01:40):
I'm just gonna be I just tell him like, hey,
I'm gonna cut my hair, and then he'll ask me
like what I'm going to do to it, and I'll
show him like inspo pictures and then that's pretty much it.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Yeah, you were my bad.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Oh no, no, that was it?
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Okay, all right, So out of curiosity while we're on
a break, what was the best thing that you did
while we were on a break cruise?
Speaker 1 (01:59):
You go hang with the kids, I guess, you know,
as much as they like drove me crazy. I I
hung out with them really tough and had like some
one on one moments with each of them, you know,
because you know, you know what that's like, right, Like
you gotta have those gotta have those one on one
Manda man talks right even though they're five and uh
and eight now, eight and five now. But yeah, we
(02:21):
had just really good talks and talks in the car
and walks, went on walks with them.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
You know.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
I took them on the path which they had never
really been on. You know, that was like cool and
I felt like I was bringing them into my that
path is I love that path man, it's near here.
So we drove down to that path and just had
a few walks and talks, and I think that.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Was really helpful.
Speaker 6 (02:42):
Yeah, is it hard walking with like kids because they
get so easily distracted.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
No, they want to run and he almost get hit
by a bond to take off and get hit by
a bike. You know, my my five year old wants
me to pick them up halfway through. You know, he's
got his arms up. Dad picked me up, you know,
and get some set when I'm like, we're on the path,
let's walk. And then I feel guilty because I didn't
pick them up.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
And now you still have to walk back to the car.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Yeah, and we still got to walk back to the car.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
And now we're hungry, and you know, one wants this
and the other one wants that, and it's it's it's
a battle.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
But it was fun.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
But it was fun and it was cool to have
those talks with my sons.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
That's cool. What about you, guys, Jackie, oh me.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Best thing you did on the break?
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Best thing I did on the break. I think we
went to the movies a lot we did.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Okay, I'll tell you this. This is what we This
is the best thing we did during break because.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
This is the best thing that you did I did
during break.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
But then, you know, we were traveling a lot between
here and the bay because my family's in the base,
so it was a whole bunch of travel. We finally
had a string of days where we just weren't gonna
do anything. We're just gonna be here. So I said, yo, like,
let's watch the New Avatar because we binge watched like
number one and number two in the bay.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
In the Bay, and this one was what three four
hours long?
Speaker 4 (03:52):
It was like three hours.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
It was like three hours long.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
I can and so literally I told Jackie. I was like, hey,
you want to participate in some extra curriculars before we
watch Avatar. She's like, yeah, why not? Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
It was the scariest Avatar ever.
Speaker 6 (04:07):
Yes, because it was like it was like, first of all, okay,
love Avatar, loved the franchise, but at the same time,
there was so many problems in that movie.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
There was like nine different storylines that you had to like.
Speaker 6 (04:19):
And also like, while you're like and then there's a
new character that's part of like the Ash people, right,
like the Fire and Ash people, and she is terrifying
and we are like right there and we're tripping out
and we're like, this is scary.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
But look look, oh look love that.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
We loved it and loved the comfortable seats. We were
already on one and then food just kept coming to us.
It was the best movie I ever watched.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
You didn't fall asleep, bro, I was locked in man Yo.
Doc tried to like get me to go see Avatar
with him and I was like, but na, bra I can't.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
I'm taken nab he fell asleep dog. He was like, yo,
that was the longest three hours of my life. Yeah,
see any other movies.
Speaker 6 (05:00):
We went to see Wicked, we went to see Avatar,
we went to see Marty Supreme.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
I want to talk to you about is that good? Guys?
Is good?
Speaker 5 (05:07):
Dude?
Speaker 1 (05:08):
It's it's mid on, it's mid and the crowd goes wild.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
It's mid because or the crowd goes mind to cut
out third twenty minutes of it easily because the beginning
was good and was cool. But that middle where it's
just stupid ship after stupid shit after stupid ship, stupid shit,
it's like, bro, what the fuck?
Speaker 3 (05:28):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Like, that's when I started to get bored.
Speaker 6 (05:31):
Yeah, I think really likes it because it felt like
uncut gems.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Yeah it was the same director.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
Yeah, it was just constant anxiety.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Yeah, dude, you and you're like, this guy's fucking stupid. Man.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
Great acting though, but yeah they did it is such
a great acting.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
But yeah, so I give it like a three out
of five. You don't have enough anxiety in your life.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
That's why it was. I was like, oh, yeah, I
fell the rush with that one.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
He has to.
Speaker 6 (05:58):
Feel other people's anxiety, like in movies, Jackie, what did
you think.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Of Marty Supreme? It was cool.
Speaker 6 (06:04):
I just like thought more of like I thought we
were going to get to see like that championship like
the people.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
Yeah, more Ping Pong and like yeah Pong movie.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Yeah, well they're selling it like that, but it really
is is a dude that's a narcissist, you know what
I mean? Everybody over to get his dream?
Speaker 5 (06:22):
Yeah interact. Yeah, but Timothy did a really great job.
Speaker 6 (06:26):
He won the Critics Choice Award for Best Actor, and
he thank Kylie Jenner for that for three years.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Partner, you're not gay, bro, that's not your partner.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Nicole gets weird when I say my partner.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
We're not in a gay relationship.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Did you say it like my you know, my husband,
my boyfriend. Whatever.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
That's cool.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
I will also say Tyler did an amazing good job.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Good job, Osa, she's it now because yeah, I love
l A. She kills that. Yeah, so she's like next
next up, bro, thinking win an Oscar? He might maybe
I preferred Leonardo's acting in his movie then you know,
over everything.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Because uh is that where he speaking after another.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Battle after another? Yeah, the one where he's.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Brok.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
But I thought Timothy did a good job. I thought
all that acting was great. Mister Wonderful was great. Yeah
he was Timothy.
Speaker 6 (07:24):
Yeah he was like he just plays himself because isn't
mister Wonderful already an asshole?
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Yeah, so that's was hilarious to Shark is in it.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Yes, he's one of the main like guy.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Gwyneth Patrol's great.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
What yeah, so cruise, Ill assume you didn't watch any
movies over bro.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
No, we watched Home Alone, elf?
Speaker 3 (07:45):
What else did we watch?
Speaker 5 (07:46):
I think that's it for like movies, But yeah, that
was pretty much.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Do you watch Stranger Things?
Speaker 6 (07:50):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (07:51):
So good?
Speaker 4 (07:51):
Right, so good that.
Speaker 6 (07:54):
Yeah. I found like they did such a good job,
like just rapping perfect.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Like when I was looking at the internet and the
internet no, no interneting and hating on it. But it
was just It's funny because my older son saw Marty
Supreme with us and he was just like, this is
what they should have done. They should have wrapped it
up like this, bro, because like you felt like you
saw everything that happened. Yeah, And I just thought they
(08:18):
did a great job. Yeah, I really did it. And
like the theory with l and I think I thought
it was just you know the fact that they make
you think about it when you walk away. I love
that kind of Yeah, I.
Speaker 6 (08:28):
Like that the theory of l like still existing is there.
I just think, like who was it? Was it Sadie
Sinc Or was it Millie Bobby Brown. One of them said,
like they just think that Mike's character, that's his way
of coping.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
That City Sink said that on sal Yeah.
Speaker 6 (08:44):
And that's why I was just like, Okay, like I
I kind of feel the way that she does. I
don't think Elle still exists anymore. I think it's just
Mike's coping mechanism for it all.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
I think she exists. And she opened an only fan account.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Oh my god, no, Jesus, guys.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Fans popping. No.
Speaker 6 (09:01):
You know, a lot of people work criticizing though, Millie
Bobby Brown, because you know how obviously she's like in
her twenties and she got a lot of not a lot,
but she got some work done, she got some lip fillers. Obviously,
boat talks and because of that, it's a lot it's
hard for a lot of actors to Millie.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Bobby Brown's thirty five years old.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Now she's not. No, she's not.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
She's not like thirty seven years old. She a mom
of four. Now she's still playing the child mama wanted
a bunch of animals.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Yes, she's a mom, though she said she's playing a child.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
No, she's not a child any more.
Speaker 5 (09:34):
She's sorr seniors in high school at this point.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
How old is she?
Speaker 4 (09:38):
She's twenty one, bro, she was born four.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
She man, that's crazing four. She's playing fourteen year old.
Speaker 5 (09:44):
No, she's playing like a seventeen year old.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
Yo.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
So I don't watch Stranger Things, right. Diana does right.
My wife does right. And we went to bed one
night and I'm I'm rolled over on my side watching TikTok,
and she's watching Stranger Things, right, But I hear what
she's watching. But I'm also my volume has to be
lower because she has to hear what's going on.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
As it should be. Okay, all right, she's right on that.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Well, I felt away, but I moved on. But I
gave up on that fight. But anyway, I fell asleep
that night. I had these dreams where I was screaming,
and Diana kept waking me up because I was screaming
in my sleep.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Stranger thing.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
It sounds like took over your mind.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
What I need ave No seriously though, guys, and I
woke up screaming, like cursing and screaming, and Diana was like,
waking me up. And I didn't know it until the
next day. She was like, Yo, what are you dreaming about?
And I'm like, I don't know what was I dreaming about? Right,
you tell me because you know everything? And she was like, no, well,
(10:47):
you kept waking up and screaming and I didn't really
remember it, but she was telling me that I woke
up screaming, and she was like, it scared me. And
because it was strangers I was watching Stranger Things.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Maybe what's going on in streaming people? Derek?
Speaker 3 (11:05):
Derek is my favorite message.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Guys, Jackie, what was the best thing on the break
for you? I know we took a left with TV.
Speaker 5 (11:12):
And movies, but I know what was the best thing.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
I think just being here.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
No, I think just catching up on sleeping.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Ship, sleep and ship that means is right a lot.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
I was sleeping a lot.
Speaker 6 (11:29):
And then like also like seeing my nephews and my
nieces and like.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Yeah and all that time, yeah, and having time like to.
Speaker 5 (11:38):
I think my like the best part of like all
of it was.
Speaker 6 (11:41):
Just when we were not traveling and not having to
go anywhere with family and just literally could vegetate on
the couch.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
No, Yeah, when we weren't like driving to some crazy
city for my son's sports, right, that was the best.
Like I think we had a day where we didn't
do that and that was cool, you know. And then uh,
picking up the kids from school was really cool for
me as well. Yeah, they loved it because we're here, right,
so because and then driving driving around and and and
(12:10):
listening was was amazing.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
That's good. The best thing I did over the break
all the bodat and my toilet. It's the best thing. No,
I can't afford the total total. Yeah, they are total toilets. No,
there's they're like seven grand cool Away, but I just
got a basic one from a thirty five bucks. You
hook it up with the water line and you know,
(12:33):
it goes underneath your seat, and it just goes underneath
their seat and it shoots up.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
If you hire someone to hook it up or you
did it. You did so takes me ten years.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
No seat warmer, there's no water, there's nothing bro It
just shoots cold water in your ass. But it's just man, Man,
he doesn't need warm water? Is ass the best thing ever?
Speaker 6 (12:54):
Bro?
Speaker 2 (12:54):
I so little peakeup.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
It seems like fink gift.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Nope, I got it. You got that? What hell? I've
been wanting one and I'm like, dude, I want one
because I might. Yes, I stay on the toilet, bro,
so like, hey, you know, like it's the best thing
I ever bought. And it was under forty dollars to tip,
fifteen minutes, fifty minutes to install, and it was the
best ship I ever got.
Speaker 6 (13:17):
Man.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Follow up, literally, you had a squatty botty?
Speaker 4 (13:19):
No? Yo?
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Why is it called the budet?
Speaker 1 (13:22):
I don't know because it sounds like baduci to me
is crazy.
Speaker 6 (13:26):
First of all, be I d e yes, but but
theay I think it's a job. It's a Japanese word, right,
so it's probably derived from something. But follow up question,
is it in your like personal bathroom or is it
like whatevery one?
Speaker 2 (13:40):
But it's me and Sarah's oh yeah, well you and.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
Sarah you're in your But like the kids can't access the.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
I told him I get them one, but they were like, no,
it's cool. You My son has one over in Italy.
But like, uh but my youngest was like, no, I'm
cool and I brought up changing life dog. Yeah in
so little toilet paper.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Yo, So totos are expect Why.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Because I mean it's a whole thing with a lot
of electronics and blows your butt too dry. I youve
been a you know hotel? Those are they got them?
They got Mine is basic, bro, upstairs, the best thing ever.
So it just cleans your butt. Yeah water broot. You
(14:24):
still have to wipe. Yeah, way, but we're talking about
and if you don't get a clean break, bro, and
you're wiping, it's a lot of work.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Plus, like the poop like gets in this is grow sorry,
but like doesn't it like get into the creases and stuff?
Speaker 2 (14:39):
It can this man, it's the best. Damn.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
I want to install on that, bro.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
I'll do. I'll install for you. I got all the
tools do it's so good? Run it up? What do
you need as far as tools to install the I
just need a wrench and they actually, yeah, they give
you all the tools in the kit, but I use
different ones. It comes. I can't thirty five bucks, bro.
Speaker 6 (15:03):
But ikea that okay, Ikia gives you like the small
like l wrench and like for like.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
I'm telling you, cruise it will change your life, ah
for real life, bro. And it just sprays, Like is
there a button that you push? It's a dial, it's
on the side. Yeah, and you just turn the knob
and have one to clean it? Is it? At first?
Are you like? Whoa?
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Yeah for sure? Yeah. First they're like, hey, hey, my
wife said she. I asked her can you use it?
And use it? And she I don't know what she
did or how she was sitting, but she turned it
on and it sprayed the mirror and went missed everything.
Of course.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Yes, I was almost so I gotta clean everything to work.
And I'm like, it works, Oh my god, spray the
mirror and I'm like, all right, according.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
To Diana my wife, everything's broken. Like that's why I
got to fix everything. I'm like, it's not broken. It
She just need batteries. So did you fix anything over break?
Speaker 6 (15:56):
No?
Speaker 2 (15:56):
I don't fix nothing. I don't.
Speaker 4 (15:57):
I can't you test you got a guy?
Speaker 1 (16:00):
No, I've done like task rabbit and or just throw
it out and or.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Just throw it out.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
You know, you thought the scale in our restroom was
actually broken because there's no numbers.
Speaker 6 (16:13):
And then this well, when I stepped on it, there
was no numbers. I was like, great, this is amazing
for my mental health, Thank you so much.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
And then this morning I just changed the batteries and
I was like, babe, I lost three pounds. She's like,
what happened? Like I thought it was broken. I'm like,
it was just the batteries.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
He didn't let me know that.
Speaker 6 (16:27):
I don't use the scale already, so like, just like
I already don't want to see that.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
I got a scale in the wathroom and I think
I have like something on it, Like what do you mean?
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Like it's just there to support something else.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
Ourselves.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
It's a stand at this point. Yeah, dog, Like I
think it holds the hamper, ye dog? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Because fun that scale.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
It talks to you, you know, I got it at Ross.
It talks to you.
Speaker 4 (16:58):
Hilarious.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
I got it at Ross, like bro, like almost nine
years nine years ago, and somehow it's still going.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
And how is it going.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
I'm not charging it and I don't know if it's
batter like a lithium Oh maybe because I got it
that Ross dog and it still works. But I'm not
it's not working for me. It's just it's working for
the hamper.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (17:21):
Did you guys get any like interesting Christmas gifts?
Speaker 2 (17:27):
What did I get?
Speaker 4 (17:30):
No?
Speaker 2 (17:30):
I don't know. I don't know if it's interesting.
Speaker 4 (17:33):
Interesting to you, interesting to me.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
I got a hat with a red with a red
light red light therapy.
Speaker 6 (17:43):
Wait what, I don't know that.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
It's a hat like but red light red red light therapy.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Red light therapy only the top of your head. I guess.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
So I don't want that ship.
Speaker 4 (17:55):
You gotta wear it once nom wearing that ship, bro, Bro,
that's gonna kill me.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
No therapy is really good.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Talk, but on your head.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
You know, I'm gonna fry bro.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
No fill time if you only do red like therapy
for three minutes.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
But isn't it four years like for your skin for
the scalp.
Speaker 6 (18:16):
Yeah, but it also promote read like they're most like
hair growth, like remote growth.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Yeah, it stimulates growth and like kill all sorts of
ship though.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
I sent him one yesterday, cruise because both of us
got fucking nasal problems, not from drugs but deviated symptoms.
But they have read like therapy for for inside your nose.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
I said to me, it's like thirty nine bucks. I'm
down to try it because you know I've had uh
wasn't a surgery seizure. I remember that, and they said that.
Speaker 5 (18:52):
You can still use the nasil spread by the way, even.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Numb morning, I'm addicted to it.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Number two, I needed to breathe, right, But this thing
was supposed to kill that.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
But there.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
You know, I did some research and there is a
chance that it coming back, and yeah, it's back.
Speaker 6 (19:05):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Well yeah, plus when you use that too much, if
you watch the video I said yesterday, it actually makes
it worse. It makes it worse. Yeah, but I said
it it's like it looks like a notes plug for swimming.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
Hilarious in there.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
And he was a red light on.
Speaker 4 (19:18):
Yeah, well you pretty crazy example.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
I've never used anything red light. Like my wife doesn't
have any red lights.
Speaker 6 (19:24):
I actually just saw something on on Instagram where it's
a red light therapy mask.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
You buy one, get one free, and I'm thinking about
getting one.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Get maybe cruise we'll go because he has a discount
on two of those nasal things.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Bro, what about you red light red light screen protector?
So it's like a red it's like so like when
at night.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Let's say. Yeah, so it's not so bright, but.
Speaker 6 (19:49):
Setting already on those that were the iPhone, you already
have that setting on the iPhone though, I don't know,
but I.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Got it take the blue light away. Yeah, yeah, I
got a bird camera like a feater with the can.
Speaker 5 (20:00):
Oh, that's so cool.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
That's cool, man. It sounds darky, buddy, like a ring
a bird for a bird house for a bird house. Yeah,
that's dorky, but it's cool. That's like that.
Speaker 5 (20:11):
If you put like a like nectar for like comming birds.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
You can videos. It's dope because it records hony birds
and slow motion.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
That's cool.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
And then there's a squirrel. There's a squirrel that gets
in there all the time. But I bought hot bird
food because they put all kinds of chili and stuff
on it, so it gets so the squirrels don't eat
it because birds can't detect hot spices, so they can
eat it, but the squirrels won't, but the squirrel is
still sucking it up. Bro a question, then, Jeff, it's
really cool.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Though I often what I call is I call like
like give it back to the earth. So like if
I have like if bananas are going bad, right, I'll
eat a black banana.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
I don't care, dog Paul Man.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
But if it's just too much, right, then I just
I'll throw it out on the front lawn. And that's
me saying I'm giving it back to the earth. Yeah,
I guess right, or like.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Everything is compost composed a book.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Oh, I don't know, but like I'll throw stuff out
right and like like old sale brand, I'll throw it
out right because there's a lot of like birds and
stuff where we live.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Yeah, but raccoons are probably what's getting it.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Raccoons are probably eating it, right, And but I've seen
like birds like swoop down, pick it up and bounce.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
Right.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
So I give I throw a bunch of stuff out,
like strawberries that are going like really soft, I just
throw them out or whatever out into the front lawn.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
Right.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
So Diana's like, that's probably why we have a lot
of raccoons and coyotes coming through the house. Like the
other day she looked out and there's three coyotes just
laying on our on our lawn, right, yeah yeah, yeah
yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
So like but like the other day there was a bird.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
I don't know if it was a crow, it was
almost right in front of our doorstep and like gutted
right with like stuff hanging out. It was bad, bro,
Like it was bad.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Almost look like.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
A human did it right, And it was in our
front like uh, by our front door. So I was like,
is that a gift from a cat? From a cat
probably probably saying hey, thank you for feeding us, or
did it just happen that way?
Speaker 5 (22:05):
No, I think it's a I think it's probably a
gift because that's.
Speaker 6 (22:07):
What birds and animals do when they're being fed by somebody.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
That's what crows do. I know that for sure.
Speaker 6 (22:14):
Yeah, Like if you gift, like if you give them
like some stuff to eat, they'll bring you back like
random little buttons or ship because they're trying to thank you.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (22:24):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Dad is like, I'm not going out there and picking
it up. I'm like, neither am I I'm not doing
that either, dog. So we called animal control. They came
and did that's the right thing to do.
Speaker 5 (22:34):
My dad would have gone to shovel and I would
have just.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Done the shovel, but like, hey know the future, I'm
not going out there.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
You're green trash can, Yeah, put that stuff in the
green green trash can like your fruit and all that stuff.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
Not the bread, why not the earth because your front lawn.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
And what what what happens though is if they end
up like they may live underneath your house things that
sure may attract skunks, which you don't want that because
if you go out and get sprayed. Bro, that's a
whole another problem.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
Bathing to me, I would.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Put it in your green trash bro. The animals they
love me, Bro.
Speaker 6 (23:10):
You know.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
You know what.
Speaker 6 (23:13):
I just saw something on Instagram where it was like this.
It's expensive, I think, but like a couple of hundred.
But it's like a compostable like little thingy and then
you just put all everything like what you put in there,
and then you can turn it on while you're here
at the station, and then when you go back home,
it turns, it disintegrates it and then you can put
it on your lawn so that way it becomes fertilizer
(23:35):
so it can help your.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
There's also services too that do it. I've seen some
of the people in the neighborhood. It's like a little
box and they put all the compossible compost whatever, put it.
They put it in there, and then they come and
pick it up and then they give you gift cards
and ship like way.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Yeah, I had a pot of corn, bro that was
like sitting there for like a day. I just poured
it out on the lawn a corn.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Yeah, you gotta just be careful with the animals, bro.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
What was a pot of corn? No, it was just
a pot with corn that we warmed up from the can.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
Stroke corn.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
So I just threw it on the lawn. Yeah. I mean,
don't even think you got to worry about some of
those animals got rabies.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
And ship yeah, I got kills.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
A little dog yeah, yeah, you gotta be careful, man.
Speaker 5 (24:20):
Jaxon's good.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Yeah, got nerves. But I'm telling Diana it's not it's
not his fault. It's our fault owners. He's being a dog.
Speaker 4 (24:31):
Yeah, what do you do?
Speaker 1 (24:33):
He uh, he runs out right, he'll do that, but
like he always comes back. But like he runs out,
which freaks everybody out. He'll have an accident in the
house every once in a while and not and nothing crazy,
but like sometimes he'll jump on the couch and poop
and it's like why are you jumping on the couch
and pooping? And Danna's like I'm like yo, it's not
his fault though he don't know. He he knows, but
(24:53):
he don't know. It's our fault as owners. Yeah, there's something.
And then he's confused because it's time to we're eating,
and he's confused because he's thinking it's time for him beat.
I'm like it because you're giving him table food.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
No I'm not.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
I I once in a while give him that. Once
in a while, it's given him table food. Yeah, so
I'm like, so he's confused. So, like, you know, I
looked up a lot of season milan over the over
the and he he taught me that it's our fault.
Speaker 5 (25:17):
Bro oh yeah no, oh my gosh, Nico.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
Nico knows that.
Speaker 6 (25:21):
Like I I'm very I'm very much a person who's
like it's always like the human's fault first, like when
it comes to dogs.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
But there was one dog that I don't like.
Speaker 4 (25:33):
Oh my god, it's his cousin's dog.
Speaker 6 (25:36):
And I told him, like, yo, they better not bring
a fucking dog Christmas because I will literally.
Speaker 4 (25:40):
Kick that This dogs half weenie half pit That makes sense, Yeah, no,
for you know, he's yokes.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
You got.
Speaker 6 (25:53):
So then like but like he I don't know he's
just very he's just very aggressive and loud and bit
like like drunk and like he'll go after Benny.
Speaker 5 (26:03):
And that's when I'm like, hey, like you better get
your dog like because I act he actually bit.
Speaker 6 (26:09):
Me and I have like a little like marker here,
but I told he goes like, they better not bring
that dog Christmas.
Speaker 5 (26:15):
They did it.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
They didn't.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Oh, my dog is humping everything now, so I gotta
get him chopped up.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
Right, it's good, it's cool.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
Ye are all your dogs fixed?
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Yeah, we gotta get him. We gotta.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
We gotta cut him out because he's humping the kids legs,
he's dumping other dogs.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
Nico does it. Nico lets Benny hump him.
Speaker 4 (26:34):
Yeah, he needs to let it out because he doesn't.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
He's not on your pants.
Speaker 4 (26:38):
No, I mean, nothing comes out. It's just the motion to.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Let it out is crazy.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
Bro, you and your friends used to never mind Benny
got the BBC.
Speaker 6 (26:49):
Oh, everyone makes that comment about Bennie. They're like, yo,
he has really big balls.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
Big balls.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Wait, so he's not neuted yet, but he doesn't.
Speaker 4 (27:05):
No, I'm down.
Speaker 5 (27:06):
We just need to do it, Okay, Yeah, we gotta
do it.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Yeah, it's good. And to your point, I mean, it
is the owner's fault. You gotta, you gotta. Your dog
needs to schedule, it needs to walk twice a day. No,
it needs to learn. It needs to know because you know,
if it gets used to pooping on the water thing,
then it won't won't do it in your house exactly, bro.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
And it's very rare that he does it, you know.
But like he's still going on pads and stuff, which
is fine. He goes out a lot and we walk
him as well, but like it just needs to be
uh repeated, and he needs to be taught. He's not
just gonna learn as he goes. Yeah, he needs to
be taught, bro. And I keep telling Diana that, you know, true,
(27:47):
it's not the dog's fault.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
All right, we'll wrap it up on that note. Good
catching up with everybody, and I'm glad everybody have a
great break. Make sure you listen to the show two
to seven every afternoon right here on Real ninety two
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