February 19, 2026 • 42 mins
Leo Gonzalez talks his excitement for Netflix is a Joke Fest and even revealed that he has auditioned for SNL. Also his mom is just like every mom calling when we’re doing something important!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This has left the gun play and you're checking off
the Cruise Show podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Make sure to subscribed, rate and share. Leo Gonzala is
back on the Cruise Show.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
This is my God, This is my God. So WHOA.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
I forgot?
Speaker 1 (00:13):
This is on camera. It's on camera, Leo. What's up? Man?
How are you? I'm doing good?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Are you sure?
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Like? Yo? The big side before? I'm doing good?
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Yo?
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Was my old lady answer answer Answer Innswer answer.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Hello, I don't sleep this late.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
I'm at I'm at a radio station right now.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
You're busy, Yeah, okay, I'll talk to you later.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
I love you by, I love how surprise.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
It wasn't always that way.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Zoom in.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
A Mexican mom thing like saying like oh me though,
like like it is.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
It's you know why, because we're Mexican boys and we're kings.
That's why in there.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
I just always I get annoyed because I'm like sometimes
like three pm, she's like, did I wake you?
Speaker 1 (01:16):
I'm like, what do you think? I She's like, did
you do your little video today? That's crazy. My dad
would be like, you work tomorrow, Dad.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
I'm on the.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Radio every afternoon two to seven or real ninety two three,
like I'm on the radio every day. They still like you.
Yes apparently, yeah you don't, but yeah they do.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
We turn on music, go ahead, cruise all right, I
guess we'll be right back. No, hell no, imagine me, No,
I is that's coming up? Is that March?
Speaker 5 (01:58):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
You know, it's crazy, Leo. I also have no sense
of where we are in the world and dates, And
there's a lot.
Speaker 6 (02:07):
Happened when you get a Valentine's Day week and first
and that you're already busy.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
I mean you're doing shows.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
I'm busy doing a show. I'm not busy with the Valentine.
That's my issue.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
It to Colorado.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
I'm be in Colorado. I'm be in Denver, my first
time there.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
What you're gonna like it? I mean, if you if
you've been.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Yeah, And she's like, no, I just I see it.
I read a book once.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
I see tiktoks about it. But it's like super like
green greenery, and yeah, you'll like it.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
I did you know what I like? I think I
did go there like two years ago for one night.
For one night. I went for a concert. That's all
it was.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Well, you know him, you know Danny Ocean. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Yeah, I was on my way back from the White House.
It was no, it was inside like a little bar. Yeah,
because you know, like I I'm into these musicians before
they blow up.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Before I met I was so I don't know you.
I know, you guys know him now.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
Like actually bad Bunny discovered him.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
I know, I know.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
I was there when he had that haircut. No, but nobody.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
I'm excited. The elevation. There's a little higher. I was
gonna say, yeah, it's a little harder to breathe up there.
I went to a few a few months ago, like
two months ago. Have you been to Columbia about the elevation?
Speaker 5 (03:28):
Yeah, it was a lot.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
It was like it was I went to oh yeah, yeah, sorry,
this America guys.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
Starts the elevation. I didn't really feel much.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
I didn't feel anything either. Every time that people are like,
you could be careful, you're good, I'm like, I'm right, yeah, yeah,
safe safe, well yes, the area, No, it was safe,
stay safe, yeah, stay safe. Yeah. What were you doing
up there?
Speaker 5 (04:00):
I went up there for justification with my girlfriends. It
was a trip.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
How long were you there?
Speaker 5 (04:04):
I was there for five days?
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Oh yeah, don't go to strip club.
Speaker 5 (04:13):
Probably did. I didn't go to strip club. Yeah, they
partied way more than I did.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Yeah, you're like, I took one of my favorite books. Yo,
I took my nook with me.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Yola, You're like, I.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Can't hang okay, I'm honest up there right, Oh my gosh,
lots of body Baddy Central. Yeah, yeah, a wife.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Up there, you too, not for me? Not for me.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
No.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
I went to one club and they were they were
they were hell of people dancing, and but it was
like not ratchet because here I I go to rachet places.
Wait do you guys do after there? No?
Speaker 5 (04:54):
No, yeah, after depends on the after.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Oh god, all right, Well I even went to one
once and yeah, right, I but in Colombia they're like
I don't know if your experience, but like the places
that we went was all chill, like they were just
dancing normal, like it was nice, like it was like
almost like yeah, and like everybody could dance. And I
felt like, you know, because I don't know how to dance.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
Way you don't.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
I don't know how to dance, you know.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
For I didn't know how to dance either.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Guys that dance that's a rare thing. Isn't it to dance?
Speaker 2 (05:31):
I dance? I think we all see? Yeah, so he
can you guys can sing, I know, but.
Speaker 5 (05:43):
He just got the B boy? Are you or is
that what it is?
Speaker 1 (05:47):
No? I'm not coordinated. I did. I know.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
I did a fighting thing a few months ago last
month last month in London, and they're teaching me how
to fight like like in movies and I'm not like
I kept.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
I was like, I just don't know how to move right.
You gotta loosen up a little. I got it. Yeah,
I think, so you gotta do think? So what is that?
Speaker 5 (06:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Just let.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
Yeah he's list.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
I'm a pessimist. Yeah, since I was a kid.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Ye. So May ninth, Netflix is a joke fest. Leo
Gonzalez is on stage. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
You guys are going right, we're going bro at the
Electric on stage.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Yeah. The lineup is crazy and Leo Gonzales, You're dead
in the middle of it. Man, you're going crazy. Yeah.
It's nice.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
I mean because I think I'm I'm gonna do Pacific Electric.
It's like in Arts District, I think, and but go bougie.
Marcelo's at the who boy he felt?
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Where is he?
Speaker 4 (07:02):
I don't know where he's I'm worried about next, next, no, no, yeah,
but it's gonna be it's gonna be crazy. I'm planning
a lot of I'm planning a lot of stuff because
I really wanted to feel very different because as it is,
like there's only there's.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Only like six Latinos on the line up, you.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
Know, and so and then Marcelo, Like congratulations to Marcelo.
He's Dominican and Cuban enough. So I think for mine,
I wanted to be extra. I wanted to sew got
some tricks of my sleep.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
You're breaking the roots on to the stage with you, man,
I bring my grandma out and have a roast you
for five minutes. Could you imagine? I thought about that.
Speaker 6 (07:53):
But yeah, I'm just gonna call you.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
She she I caught her one time when I was
at her place. She lives in central California, and I called.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
I caught her. She was on the phone. She's like,
do you think he's funny? Dead ass? That she's a hater.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
And someone was telling her someone was some other bitch
was telling her like, oh yeah, his tiktoks and but
I don't think they're like I don't get it, but
it's not for us.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
I was like, oh, okay, okay, you're the comments, yeah yeah, yeah,
y yeah you are. I'm like, can I see your log.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
In right now? But Netflix approaches you for this? Like
what what's that? Immediate reaction?
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Oh? It was crazy. I think it was.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
I think originally because you know, I don't really like
I don't know how you are, but like I usually
don't think take things. I don't, you know, realize it
right away, and so I think at first I was like, yeah,
I'm down, I'm down.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
And then like the poetry, instead of getting super hype
and nervous all up front, right, you kind of register
and do you do you feel like you've had to
do you feel like you say yes more like you
don't want to lose things. I've been saying no a
lot at some point. I know now, I know now,
but I need to say yes more. Yeah okay, yeah
(09:16):
yeah no.
Speaker 6 (09:16):
I feel I feel like I grew up saying yes
to everything because because.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
You're worried that you know it's going to run out, right, Yeah,
So now my rule is like just say yes and
worry about it later, like don't even stress up, like
good Denver. I haven't wrote it yet, like you.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
Know, like like I just say yes first and then
like let's just go.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Good for you, let's just go. And so for the
Netflix thing they told me and I was like, my
thing is like if they're for real, like if they're serious,
then yes, but like let me not fall in love
with the idea and sohm okay and so uh and
(09:57):
so yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
Then the poster came out and I was like, it's real. Damn,
I didn't know you guys are you guys were serid,
Like I didn't know. You can't even dry.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Like that's crazy, bro. My name is small six smaller
than her, like when you're grateful but you're still critiquing.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
No, But like now that I because I'll get I
got on Facebook recently and I saw the thing on there,
like the poster thing, and I was like, dang, that's
so crazy. I think it's like I'm so I just
live on like on Instagram and really just Instagram. And
then I think when you're in LA so much, you
don't really think about stuff because you're like this is
normal life. But then you like go to like the
Bay Area with one of your homies. I used to
(10:49):
and kid and you're in the bay and then you're like, oh,
that's crazy. Like I am like I like I'm doing
this thing like the it's weird and different and I
and so it feels really nice that night. And I
get so excited when people because I get really guilty
when people buy tickets to the shows, because I'm like,
I want you to enjoy or your money, you know,
(11:12):
like if it's yeah, I'm like, all right, what do
I gotta do?
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Light them up? Line them up. You will go through
great lengths to get you know, the people what they want, satisfaction, guarantees,
you care. You care about what you do, and you
care about the people that have to get a babysitter,
that have to get dressed, dut gas in the car,
(11:44):
maybe leave work early. Right, There's a lot going on
that goes into having a night with you. It's one
thing to like be into people, into someone, to follow someone,
but it's a whole other thing to be like, damn,
I'm going to like really like pay the fee, you know,
like that dollar or whatever. And like and then some
of these clubs it's like to drink minimum. It's like
I don't think it's a lot, like it's a lot,
(12:06):
especially when we're paying tariffs. Right, you gotta order the
chicken fingers. You got to order the chicken, yeah right,
and the jookies and the nacho, the poky nachos. Yeah.
The well, you guys got money, I.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Just do what do you get a monstrella stick? Got
the appartite right?
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Yeah? Yeah, No, I'm going to this place.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
I'm excited for this place in San Diego. They got
they got bomb nachos, Yeah, they got they got I
don't know, man, what is that?
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Is it? No brisket nachos?
Speaker 6 (12:39):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Yeah, oh, let's go. Let's go.
Speaker 5 (12:42):
That easily sounds like twenty.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
California Adventure has the lobster nachos. Bro, California Adventure. Disneyland
has the lobster nachos. Those are crazy?
Speaker 5 (12:51):
Are you eating seafood at Disneyland?
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Yeah, it's Disneyland. It's not seven eleven.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
But you're gonna pay the entrance fee for the park,
tood and marking and if they're worth it.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Bro, I know Rich.
Speaker 5 (13:08):
Mickey and friends.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
I work at Goofy's Kitchen. It's a good time. No,
you know Disney I like the fried chicken in that
pink building. You know what, something about that pink little
dollhouse looking place. No, okay, okay, on the fat ass.
Speaker 6 (13:29):
Chicken spot, like right across the toy story ride, Like
right across the toy story right, there's like a stand
that has like a fried chicken place.
Speaker 5 (13:35):
But that's the only like one that.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
I knows Toy Story. Oh that one. Oh no, not
that one.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
All the food.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
No girl, go to the left. I've been on the
Jungle Cruise and thought about you. I'm like, yo, if
Leo heard this guy the cruise, Jungle cruise, Jungle, yeah,
thought about me. I thought about you because, uh, this
the guy who's on the mic or whatever that thing is, right,
and he's talking to the to the people on the boat,
was breathing hard. But it's called what it's not called
(14:09):
the Jungle cruise.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
What it's called the jungle Jungle Cruise?
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Right, yeah, yeah, yeah, fucking Tarzan. I'm sure that well
there is. I mean, I guess I don't know, but
I'm like, yo, Leo, should do should spoof this guy
or you know, whatever they do. It's hilarious. There you
get a video. I'm not going for research. I'm gonna
say bro, how far do you go for research? I don't.
This is a of it.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
I just like I go to the bank because right
now I'm gonna go to the bank after this, Yeah,
to pull out a bag and I'm gonna go. And
like every time I'm there, I'm always like, like, I
love because you know, I love when the you know,
when you walk in and there's like the lady that
comes in.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Her Yeah, yeah, she's like.
Speaker 4 (14:54):
You know, you know, and she's like and she's like, uh,
what can help you with it? Like I'm in line, you.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Know what I mean. I love that I'm already helping
myself about well, you know.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
She's like, and I'm like, I'm gonna put out some
money and she's like how much. I'm two thousands. I
was like, oh, we can do that right here. I
can help you right here. Oh no, I need three
thousand bits, you know.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Yeah. I love. No, That's why I get a lot
of my inspiration. I love when they bring you into
the office right at the bank. They do that for
whatever reason.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Yeah, for whatever reason.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
If it gets too busy, they'll like help you out
in the office sometimes because they're trying to get the
fuck out of there. Because you're the one in Malibu, right,
you go to the one now Burbank or North Hollywood
b of a. Right here, you're on my account number.
Hold on, give it out on pass. I don't know,
is it there is one Express parking lot.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Yeah. He goes through the office. It's bad news there.
They're telling you can't open my account or something.
Speaker 4 (15:53):
Yeah, my my, I have a way. Are you friends
with the guy that works in the one of the offices.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
No, name is Sarcus. It's usually an Armenian guy. No,
he's Mexican. Mexican guy. He lives in Van Night's okay,
making his parents proud man. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:11):
Yeah, yeah, he's cool. He's cool. He lets me do
some wires.
Speaker 6 (16:20):
Is there a favorite, like, I guess kind of bit
that you do. I mean, I mean feel like everyone
has kind of seen you spoof on different types of jobs,
But is there one that like you're just like, this
is kind of my favorite thing to do.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Hey, I'm like those My favorite job is dad? No, father,
it was that movie.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
No, my favorite.
Speaker 4 (16:48):
I think my favorite is like the like anything with
customer service, like anything like that.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
You kill it that like because I miss it. I
know I love those.
Speaker 4 (16:58):
I love those where it's like like the employees that
that like that love you know, that love it, Like okay,
you know like that one.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
I love the Treaty store like theirs.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
Yeah, I know that is there. They're the ones that say,
like if I haven't I have, I just got a
ship in this morning, Like are you wrong?
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Man? Man, we're in bonds. You're an employee, Like I.
Speaker 7 (17:24):
Just asked super Hot links oh with the radio, you know,
because my favorite is because you guys do like you
just like.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Me, hint it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Really today?
Speaker 7 (17:44):
Yeah yeah, do that in my commercial?
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Know and you do it?
Speaker 2 (17:51):
No, let me see your question because this is what
you just did right now.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Where is it? What did you or was that no?
Off the bound? Oh my bad, she's a I'm a pro,
Come on a conversation.
Speaker 4 (18:05):
So what was that first time that you felt like
I love it?
Speaker 1 (18:10):
I love it? Was there like a moment that clicked
for you men listening? How did you guys feel about
the Bad Bunny halftime show? Like super represent Oh my god,
(18:31):
I'm all driving, or I'm in the back, I'm in
the back of my shoul for Uber Black, we try
to be as natural as possible, that necessarily doesn't happen
because it can't be that way, right, because I think it's.
Speaker 4 (18:52):
Natural it should be. My favorite is this guy in Fresno.
Do you know have you heard of I don't know
if he's still on, but he was on when I
was a kid.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Your boy Dub? Have you ever heard of boy Dub?
You know who that I used to listen to in Fresno? Wow?
And is he still there? He don't think so well.
He would always be like like, because I he did
it so many time, what's up, guys? It's your ways
up ninety two three? And I'm like, let's you know
(19:22):
you're in pain.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
It's too much.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
The thing is like, if you don't order a pizza
that way, it shouldn't.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
That's right, right.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
And then you meet them at the because do you
guys do the car dealership stuff? And then you like
and then you meet them like, hey, what's up? Man?
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Like that, what's going on?
Speaker 1 (19:39):
Man? Get over here? Yeah? I met a guy like
two days ago who he came up to me and
I was I was having a bad day and and
I was just going because I wanted some chicken salad
one with the mannaies and I was like walking and
then he was like.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Hey, hey, do your video right now. I ain't too smiling,
and I.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Was like bro, bro, And then I had to you know,
I started started juggling because because now you feel bad
because he's a viewer, right right now you have to
perform for the guy. Yeah, but I got my salad,
my chickens, that's right, that's right. Man. Yo, Are you
working towards an hour special? Is that something that you
(20:26):
could do well? The shows are all on hour? Yeah, yeah,
I think that our special. I mean that's yeah.
Speaker 4 (20:34):
I think it's just hard, you know what it is.
I think it gets really hard because like sometimes I
want to talk about like certain things, and then I'm
like I have a hard time in certain cities, like
understanding of a joke even is good because in some
cities I'm like, oh, you guys, like San Diego is
the best, but then you go to Austin.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
And then it's a little different. Yeah, and then it's like, oh,
you guys didn't think that was funny, you know, And
then it's like, I think what every going on in
the world.
Speaker 4 (21:01):
It feels very uncomfortable to try to be funny. To
try to like because I'm like, did you come here?
Like I don't know what you think, what you believe
because it's like beyond politics now and like I don't know,
so it's it.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
It's really hard to try to to try to tie
it together. So I think ultimately yes, Netflix, but.
Speaker 4 (21:21):
To be like any like it does, we'll take it network.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
What's the other one?
Speaker 5 (21:36):
There's zoos Rouf.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
What else is there? Yeah, there's a the other one.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
They fight. Zeus is the best. I love Zeus. Zeus.
Speaker 5 (21:54):
He's a He's a battie watcher.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Is that is that where they fight?
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Yeah? Okay, I think I have one of those downloaded
because my friend downloaded it one time, my friend on
your laptop on my year past. I don't watch that stuff.
I don't watch anything on TV. Could you do SNL?
Could I in my sleep? I?
Speaker 2 (22:17):
No, I would love to.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
I think. I mean I auditioned like multiple times, did
you really? Yeah? But in front of Lord Michaels.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
No, no, no, no, I did multiple I did one
in person in Canada and then I did a.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Few in on tape. No way, do you hear back?
Speaker 4 (22:33):
Or I don't you know what I think? I think
that my agent probably protects my feelings good. You know,
he's very like he's you know what, they loved you.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
But yeah, yeah, here's the thing.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
You were just too good, right, Yeah, yeah, you're bigger
than the SNL. I love No, physically, no, I I
would love. I think there's I got one good year
left if they'll take me, think so.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
If not, then I'm good. I just did a movie
last week. Talk I can't talk about.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
It, but talk about it.
Speaker 5 (23:07):
Can you give us you are?
Speaker 1 (23:11):
I will get it in London? Did you fil in London? No? No, no, no.
Speaker 4 (23:15):
I filmed it here and it's it's it's got a
great director.
Speaker 5 (23:21):
When can you answer when it will expect it to
come out?
Speaker 1 (23:25):
You know, I don't. I I think it'll. I mean
it'll be this year. That's all I know.
Speaker 4 (23:29):
I did a little I did a little scene. To
be fair, It's not like I did a whole movie.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
I did Like, we're in it, bro, we're in it.
Speaker 4 (23:35):
I'm playing a character. I'm playing one of the characters. Actually,
I'm kind of doing that customer service type of thing.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Yeah. It's so good, yeah, but so good.
Speaker 4 (23:43):
It's like it's amazing. That was one of the like
because I did a movie last year with Keanu Reeves
called Good Fortune, and I did a little a tiny scene.
Speaker 5 (23:55):
There with with disease.
Speaker 6 (23:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Yeah, and this one is bigger than that.
Speaker 4 (23:59):
This scene so so and this one will be uh
on streaming. It was amazing. It was like one of
those like wild things because I was like, I was
talking to the my scene.
Speaker 5 (24:13):
Partner, my co worker.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, my co worker.
Speaker 4 (24:17):
I'm like, Oh, I saw her on screen at the
at the super Bowl and I was like, oh, that's
my girl when I used to work with her.
Speaker 5 (24:26):
We go way back.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (24:28):
But I didn't even surprising if I me super Bowl No,
but yeah, I'm excited. It's gonna be the congratulations they
cut it.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
I Oh that's the worst.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
That's why I never talked about I never know, Yeah,
never know exactly.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Man, do you have an acting coach? No? I need one? Wow,
I need one because I do, because you know what,
Kobe needed a coach, right, Like yo, really did he
come on his whole life?
Speaker 3 (24:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:57):
He had a coach, right?
Speaker 4 (24:58):
Yeah that's crazy. Well I do I do, because I did.
I did this show called This Full on Hulu. Yeah,
and that one was like.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
It was such. It was like, that's the worst show
to ever get your start on because it was so perfect,
like a you guys thought you had something, huh, clipping clipping,
because the entire cast is full of ship. No.
Speaker 4 (25:22):
They were like, it was a perfect show, the perfect everything,
and it makes you think that everything's gonna be like that.
And then and the character I was playing was one
that I've done, like in skits, so it's so easy.
But then I did like the movie with the scene
with disease, and I felt so stupid. I was like, oh,
I don't even know what, like what to do with
my face now. Oh I don't like I said my
(25:43):
line and now he's talking, and I don't even know
what to do with my face because that's so I need.
Speaker 6 (25:48):
Those extra little things because you're so used to like
just it being you.
Speaker 4 (25:52):
Yeah, when it's just me, I'm like, all right, Robert
started again right, like and and but no, and but
this one was amazing because the director is amazing and
and just gave me a lot of freedom. And I
do better without a script because I have bad memory.
(26:14):
And so when they're like just when they give me
just the essence of it, I can improvise it.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
But you have to know right, like what the script says, right,
I mean you have to like there's you got to
memorize some stuff, right, and you gotta stick.
Speaker 4 (26:26):
To There's a few things that I'm like that I
can as long as I hit those beats, as long
as I can play around with like the the words
or like another sentence, Yeah, then it's better. Because I
did a I did a I did a I did
a show a few maybe like a year or two ago.
It never came out. It was like a I think
they killed it, but that one was. I had an
(26:50):
acting coach on set, and after that I was like, oh,
I need this because he was he was like try this,
try and I told him. He made me feel step
because I was like, what do I doing this? He's
like listen.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
I was like, okay, you're right.
Speaker 5 (27:03):
I never thought about that.
Speaker 4 (27:04):
I was like, what do I do when he's saying
this line to me? And he's like, you listen to
him like you would in real life, And I was like, yeah, okay,
that's why they pay you, bro.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
It's crazy how they're telling you the obvious, right, but
in that moment, you're not necessarily thinking of the obvious.
You're trying to perform.
Speaker 4 (27:19):
Yeah, exactly. So I mean, we'll see. I'm trying to
audition more. I'm trying to trying to do whatever i
can to because like writing your own show, I am
writing my own, you are, I am writing my own
I'm writing it with two amazing guy.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Yeah, we haven't talked to him a while. We I
wrote it. I wrote it like a year ago.
Speaker 4 (27:44):
And then these two guys, powerhouse guys, Like one of
them is so funny and goofy, white guy who has
a production company.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
And the other one is this guy who, like the
stuff that he.
Speaker 4 (27:56):
Does is so like immigrant based, and he's also funny
but intelligent. Both of them together on this thing. Yeah amazing.
So I'm that one I've been working on for a while.
And I whenever I'm in Hanford, where I'm from, and
I'm like on a zoom call with them, I'm like, well,
that's crazy because they're like movie stars, you know, because
in LA you're like you go to their office and
(28:18):
it's like, oh, everything's normal.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
But when you're in like three hours.
Speaker 4 (28:21):
Away and like your mom's like ghetto, low income apartment,
like stupid, it's like you know it like hits difference,
like like yeah, man, the social work.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
You know, like no privacy?
Speaker 5 (28:36):
Can I take this call?
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Yeah? So yeah that one? You know? Good? Feelfully hopefully
we can you know, show something because that'll be amazing
and that together you and I, let's do look a
radio show or something.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
Like no, no, no, we not already do that.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Doing that? What do you want to do?
Speaker 2 (28:56):
But I don't know to be it'd be hilarious.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
I think, like, are you gonna act? I would?
Speaker 2 (29:01):
I would try, you can act?
Speaker 1 (29:04):
I can act like an asshole? Oh my god, We'll
be right. Backs is super talented, thank you. I haven't
thought about it, but I do have something in mind,
like are you gonna say right now? Yeah? Good? Right?
So I don't know. So it's like you and I
and I was just thinking about this right now. I
just thought of it. You and I. We work in
customer service somewhere during the day. We're struggling comedians at night,
(29:27):
and our dad is George Lopez. Okay, I get him
on the phone right now, bro call him. Let's go
call him. Call him. Yeah, he won't pick up. He
changes nuez see if he picks up.
Speaker 5 (29:45):
Broche George Lopez.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Hi, know.
Speaker 6 (29:50):
What Cruiz does is that he always asked Siri to
do something like, yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Bro, sirih does all my dirty work, your taxes, and
he's not gonna pick up. He's not going to pick up.
I just had him do a video for my son
the other day.
Speaker 3 (30:03):
My gosh, he sends you a cameo, Damn, let the
number play.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
My dad won't pick up. Damn we should well.
Speaker 4 (30:16):
So so he's our dad, Yeah, our dad. So why
do we want to be comedians too? Why are we struggling?
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Because he's making his work for it? Right? But we
have different moms, so there's there's there's a different dynamic there.
We have different moms. So your mom stuck around, My
mom stuck around. Your mom left maybe like a one night.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
He was like your mom, your mommy ship.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Your mom.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
But it's okay. She comes back when he's successful.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
Yeah, and George loves he's our dad, but he doesn't
necessarily care. Yeah, and he wants us to work for it.
Is he going to be in it or someone playing him?
He should be in it? Okay, I think that could work.
And where are we working at? At our customer service place?
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Where at the same place, probably at.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
The same place. Maybe you're the manager. I can see that.
I'm beneath you, right, So there's that struggle there, there's
that power struggle.
Speaker 4 (31:15):
Oh that dynamic, bro. Yeah, because I'm mad that your
mom stuck around.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
That focused right right right? George focused more on you,
and George hates both of our moms.
Speaker 6 (31:26):
Oh, honestly, this is how my mind works. Sometimes I
make up scenarios.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
But this is the way my wife thinks as well.
Just like, but this could be something. I don't know,
it'd be fun. List. Oh maybe she comes back and
she's hot. Oh you got a hot mom, Bro, Sophia
Regard did not exist. She made on.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
That was a hard sell.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
Really.
Speaker 5 (32:07):
Do you remember who played man? He's dad too?
Speaker 1 (32:09):
Yeah, Bro, Benjamin Benjamin pretty, which is crazy?
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Who's Benjamin Prowt? He's one I'm picturing. Is he from LaBamba?
Speaker 1 (32:18):
He's from He's blood and blood out?
Speaker 5 (32:26):
He's Isn't he like.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Got wife?
Speaker 4 (32:31):
But yeah, I can picture him. I can picture him.
And that was a hard cell too. Yeah, that was
a hard Yeah.
Speaker 5 (32:39):
I don't like you know who Benjamin?
Speaker 1 (32:40):
Did you like Modern Family? I liked it. I love it.
I loved it. I still watch it. I still watch it.
I still watch that. I still watch Parks and Rec.
I can't get enough of Parks. And remember that part
where they walked out on the ice hockey thing. Bro,
Yeah that was right here in Burbank, was it? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Oh that's right. That's a hard So they're telling us
(33:02):
they did have Fluffy show up right, Yeah, he was
in he was in there, like, oh they think that's
his dad, Yeah, that Masse. But then like did he
get with Sophia?
Speaker 2 (33:11):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (33:12):
Like something is done timeline.
Speaker 4 (33:15):
Yeah, but I'm like, you know what, I'm here for
mitching Cam. Anyway, one day they just changed Lily.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
I'm like, Okay, that was crazy. That was crazy.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
That wild? What else are you watching? What do you watch?
What inspires you? I watch?
Speaker 4 (33:30):
What do you pick from? I watch Everybody Loves Raymond
a lot. That's I watched the same stuff. I watch
Modern Family on repeat, and they're just clips because I
don't have any streaming platforms.
Speaker 5 (33:39):
You watch part one, part two.
Speaker 4 (33:41):
Yeah, and it's like all the Cam episodes, you know,
like where mom was Mommy?
Speaker 2 (33:46):
Like, I doesn't know.
Speaker 4 (33:50):
Everything I watch is just everybody loves Raymond. It's like
the same, like I can I can sell you are friends.
They're all clips. But I don't watch anything like I
don't watch anything current. I haven't seen and oh you
know what I've been watching. I do have Netflix now,
I've been watching the Upshaws with Mike Caps. Yeah, that's
(34:11):
a good.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
Good on the Sykes. Underrated for sure, it's good.
Speaker 4 (34:15):
That's a that's a and it feels like a sitcom
because oh you like Leanne.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
Have you seen Lianne? No? I have on Netflix. Oh
I love it. She has that she has that Riba
crack that the show Riba had.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
Watch Yeah, cut the camera had a sitcom? Yeah, Riba,
Hell yeah, Riba went through it, went through it.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
She had a whole ass daughter that got she had
a whole daughter and then daughter's baby daddy moved in
after high school, brought cheated on her, and then brought
his new bitch around. Like you could have put her through.
Speaker 5 (34:57):
More like that was not person of color in that
writing room.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Right, Pray for me.
Speaker 4 (35:04):
But doc to this day, Yeah, every time I see
her on the voice, I'm like, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (35:09):
She survived. You've been doing it you've been through it. Yeah, yoh,
speaking at the White House, right. I always that clip
always comes up on TikTok for Me, always on my
for you page and makes me so proud to see
that and how well you did. And you were so
so good up there, and you know you were serious,
but you also had this this humor about you and
you made the entire place laugh. And man, to this
(35:31):
day when I see that, I'm like, man, fucking Leo
did that. Man, that's tough. You're speaking with Kamala Harris
right on one side and doctor Joe Biden on the other.
You're invited by the President at the time, Joe Biden,
and you're speaking to a bunch of suits. Not easy,
and you made them all laugh. And yeah, you pretty
much jumped it all there. No, it was, I know,
(35:53):
it's pretty much it. No, it was. It was crazy.
Speaker 4 (35:56):
That was one of the most you know, I don't
get nervous doing anything like really, but that day my
hands were sweating like they would like it was.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
Like squirting out like nasty. It was. I was.
Speaker 4 (36:11):
I went to the because I wasn't even I wasn't
even supposed to do a speech that day. I was
on my way there just for dinner.
Speaker 5 (36:19):
What You're like, I do You're like, I just got
the I was like, you.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
Guys asked too much, I know.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
I was like the whole plan was like just gonna
go to dinner. Everything, it's chill. But you wrote a speech,
right I wrote it.
Speaker 4 (36:31):
On the plane the night before. So they called me.
They called me while I landed in North Carolina for
my layover, and then my agents called me and were like, hey,
you need to call us right now.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
I was like, you work for me, bitch, call me.
Speaker 5 (36:51):
You're like undocend.
Speaker 4 (36:55):
And and I called them. They were like, hey, the
they want to know.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
If you can do a speech because Joe Biden has
to He's leaving in the morning. He has something that
he has to go do now, last minute. And I
was like yeah, And so I wrote a speech on
the plane and then I got to the hotel and
and I sent it to whatever.
Speaker 4 (37:15):
And then the next day and I because I'm you know, ghetto,
It's like I don't ever wear suits like I always
just I just had like a normal like like I
would be fine taking this to the White House, like
because I don't really think about things. But like that morning,
they were like they called me and they're like, you
need to go get a suit, like you need to
get a tie.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
And I was like, you're gonna pay for it.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
Yeah, here's a receipt. Yeah yeah, tell Joe.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
And so I get there and I felt so nervous.
I was like and then and then I go to
the bathroom because my mom was in the hospital. She
just had a heart attack. And I'm in the I'm
in the bathroom and I'm like in tears, like I'm
like and I just took a ship, and I'm it's okay,
it's my bathrooms.
Speaker 4 (38:02):
And and I'm sitting there on the toilet and I'm
like in tears. And then like all of a sudden, Leo,
the vice president, is ready for you. And I was like,
I got to wipe, man, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (38:12):
Yeah, And I'm like my tears, my tears, bro, the wipe.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
You got.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
There's a lot going on here, you know. And so
I yeah, I go out there.
Speaker 4 (38:32):
I'm like in tears, and it's like, is Kamala And
Kamala is one of the best huggers, but I don't
want to get tackled.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
So I don't want to squeeze, you know. Yeah, but like.
Speaker 4 (38:40):
I'm like, you know from like you're from the Yay,
you know, I'm from Fresnel, you know, Like that's so cool.
And then and then I met doctor and I respect
doctor Biden so much, like and just like Joe's story
is so insane to me, and like I I think
like at some point when you know, I just I
just think about Joe so much and his heart and
all this off that he that he's about before this
(39:03):
other guy came and and I just like every all
that emotion was there.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
And then and I started.
Speaker 4 (39:08):
Doing this speech, and then the Loa is in the
front row, and like I did all my college papers
on the Lode's like like I'm so I'm so starstruck
every time I see her.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
And then and then also.
Speaker 4 (39:19):
Gloria after that, I'm not Gloria, Stepan, Stefan and Emilio
are right here in the front row, and I'm like, bro,
like this is crazy, because like you guys are like,
I'm you know, just this is random, you know. Side
quest and and and that day was just emotional and
overwhelming and killed it. And and I think they told
(39:40):
me that day that no one in the speech has
ever said.
Speaker 1 (39:44):
I know that's right. I know that's right. You also
said that part you were like that part?
Speaker 4 (39:49):
Yeah yeah, And then I said, when I introduced the Kamala,
I said, yay, area is very own.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
They didn't like that. They didn't like that.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
They didn't like but it's it's recorded.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
That's right, bro, not anymore.
Speaker 5 (40:01):
They took it.
Speaker 1 (40:02):
They took it off the White House website. It used
to like the archives, like this new play, this new guy.
They took it down. Nah, I was looking for it,
and they took it.
Speaker 5 (40:13):
Got on what a bunch of host.
Speaker 1 (40:15):
Orange presnel, bulldogs. Not too much, not too much.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
I used to live out there, crazy, bro.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
You did radio there. Yeah, we're in Kerman, Fresno. I
lived off a shaw but we drove into Kerrman at
the station ninety four point three, the party little radio
station in the middle of a field. And you only
got it in Kerman. Oh yeah, a small signal, you
know what I mean. But it was a start.
Speaker 2 (40:49):
That's was that your first station or was it first station?
Speaker 1 (40:53):
Yeah? Very first station. That's your show? Is that? It
upon me off. He doesn't like the idea, He's like it, Bro,
You do your own.
Speaker 5 (41:02):
Ship a radio station as interns.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
Oh we have a show together. So yeah, and George
is still our dad. Yes no, no, no no he's
not no no no.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
We lost him where we lost them.
Speaker 4 (41:16):
We worked for Ryan Seacrest type they something like him. Okay,
and there's and then like a new spot opens up,
like a new like a the I hires or are
we no no, no, we started, we started doing the remotes.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
And yeah, well street team, street team.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
That's right, bro, We're working our way up.
Speaker 1 (41:37):
Yeah, exactly, there you go.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
All right, that's something too.
Speaker 1 (41:41):
I'm all thinking about it, all right. So yo, May nine.
Netflix is a joke festival Pacific Electric. You can catch
Leo Gonzales on stage. Let's go Love Your Dog, Real
ninety two three, Cruise Show on Real ninety two three.
Don't go, don't go, don't go, don't go, nont got
(42:04):
comet come
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Speaker 2 (00:03):
Make sure to subscribed, rate and share. Leo Gonzala is
back on the Cruise Show.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
This is my God, This is my God. So WHOA.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
I forgot?
Speaker 1 (00:13):
This is on camera. It's on camera, Leo. What's up? Man?
How are you? I'm doing good?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Are you sure?
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Like? Yo? The big side before? I'm doing good?
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Yo?
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Was my old lady answer answer Answer Innswer answer.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Hello, I don't sleep this late.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
I'm at I'm at a radio station right now.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
You're busy, Yeah, okay, I'll talk to you later.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
I love you by, I love how surprise.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
It wasn't always that way.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Zoom in.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
A Mexican mom thing like saying like oh me though,
like like it is.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
It's you know why, because we're Mexican boys and we're kings.
That's why in there.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
I just always I get annoyed because I'm like sometimes
like three pm, she's like, did I wake you?
Speaker 1 (01:16):
I'm like, what do you think? I She's like, did
you do your little video today? That's crazy. My dad
would be like, you work tomorrow, Dad.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
I'm on the.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Radio every afternoon two to seven or real ninety two three,
like I'm on the radio every day. They still like you.
Yes apparently, yeah you don't, but yeah they do.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
We turn on music, go ahead, cruise all right, I
guess we'll be right back. No, hell no, imagine me, No,
I is that's coming up? Is that March?
Speaker 5 (01:58):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
You know, it's crazy, Leo. I also have no sense
of where we are in the world and dates, And
there's a lot.
Speaker 6 (02:07):
Happened when you get a Valentine's Day week and first
and that you're already busy.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
I mean you're doing shows.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
I'm busy doing a show. I'm not busy with the Valentine.
That's my issue.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
It to Colorado.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
I'm be in Colorado. I'm be in Denver, my first
time there.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
What you're gonna like it? I mean, if you if
you've been.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Yeah, And she's like, no, I just I see it.
I read a book once.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
I see tiktoks about it. But it's like super like
green greenery, and yeah, you'll like it.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
I did you know what I like? I think I
did go there like two years ago for one night.
For one night. I went for a concert. That's all
it was.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Well, you know him, you know Danny Ocean. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Yeah, I was on my way back from the White House.
It was no, it was inside like a little bar. Yeah,
because you know, like I I'm into these musicians before
they blow up.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Before I met I was so I don't know you.
I know, you guys know him now.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
Like actually bad Bunny discovered him.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
I know, I know.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
I was there when he had that haircut. No, but nobody.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
I'm excited. The elevation. There's a little higher. I was
gonna say, yeah, it's a little harder to breathe up there.
I went to a few a few months ago, like
two months ago. Have you been to Columbia about the elevation?
Speaker 5 (03:28):
Yeah, it was a lot.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
It was like it was I went to oh yeah, yeah, sorry,
this America guys.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
Starts the elevation. I didn't really feel much.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
I didn't feel anything either. Every time that people are like,
you could be careful, you're good, I'm like, I'm right, yeah, yeah,
safe safe, well yes, the area, No, it was safe,
stay safe, yeah, stay safe. Yeah. What were you doing
up there?
Speaker 5 (04:00):
I went up there for justification with my girlfriends. It
was a trip.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
How long were you there?
Speaker 5 (04:04):
I was there for five days?
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Oh yeah, don't go to strip club.
Speaker 5 (04:13):
Probably did. I didn't go to strip club. Yeah, they
partied way more than I did.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Yeah, you're like, I took one of my favorite books. Yo,
I took my nook with me.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Yola, You're like, I.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Can't hang okay, I'm honest up there right, Oh my gosh,
lots of body Baddy Central. Yeah, yeah, a wife.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Up there, you too, not for me? Not for me.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
No.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
I went to one club and they were they were
they were hell of people dancing, and but it was
like not ratchet because here I I go to rachet places.
Wait do you guys do after there? No?
Speaker 5 (04:54):
No, yeah, after depends on the after.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Oh god, all right, Well I even went to one
once and yeah, right, I but in Colombia they're like
I don't know if your experience, but like the places
that we went was all chill, like they were just
dancing normal, like it was nice, like it was like
almost like yeah, and like everybody could dance. And I
felt like, you know, because I don't know how to dance.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
Way you don't.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
I don't know how to dance, you know.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
For I didn't know how to dance either.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Guys that dance that's a rare thing. Isn't it to dance?
Speaker 2 (05:31):
I dance? I think we all see? Yeah, so he
can you guys can sing, I know, but.
Speaker 5 (05:43):
He just got the B boy? Are you or is
that what it is?
Speaker 1 (05:47):
No? I'm not coordinated. I did. I know.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
I did a fighting thing a few months ago last
month last month in London, and they're teaching me how
to fight like like in movies and I'm not like
I kept.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
I was like, I just don't know how to move right.
You gotta loosen up a little. I got it. Yeah,
I think, so you gotta do think? So what is that?
Speaker 5 (06:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Just let.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
Yeah he's list.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
I'm a pessimist. Yeah, since I was a kid.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Ye. So May ninth, Netflix is a joke fest. Leo
Gonzalez is on stage. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
You guys are going right, we're going bro at the
Electric on stage.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Yeah. The lineup is crazy and Leo Gonzales, You're dead
in the middle of it. Man, you're going crazy. Yeah.
It's nice.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
I mean because I think I'm I'm gonna do Pacific Electric.
It's like in Arts District, I think, and but go bougie.
Marcelo's at the who boy he felt?
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Where is he?
Speaker 4 (07:02):
I don't know where he's I'm worried about next, next, no, no, yeah,
but it's gonna be it's gonna be crazy. I'm planning
a lot of I'm planning a lot of stuff because
I really wanted to feel very different because as it is,
like there's only there's.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Only like six Latinos on the line up, you.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
Know, and so and then Marcelo, Like congratulations to Marcelo.
He's Dominican and Cuban enough. So I think for mine,
I wanted to be extra. I wanted to sew got
some tricks of my sleep.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
You're breaking the roots on to the stage with you, man,
I bring my grandma out and have a roast you
for five minutes. Could you imagine? I thought about that.
Speaker 6 (07:53):
But yeah, I'm just gonna call you.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
She she I caught her one time when I was
at her place. She lives in central California, and I called.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
I caught her. She was on the phone. She's like,
do you think he's funny? Dead ass? That she's a hater.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
And someone was telling her someone was some other bitch
was telling her like, oh yeah, his tiktoks and but
I don't think they're like I don't get it, but
it's not for us.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
I was like, oh, okay, okay, you're the comments, yeah yeah, yeah,
y yeah you are. I'm like, can I see your log.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
In right now? But Netflix approaches you for this? Like
what what's that? Immediate reaction?
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Oh? It was crazy. I think it was.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
I think originally because you know, I don't really like
I don't know how you are, but like I usually
don't think take things. I don't, you know, realize it
right away, and so I think at first I was like, yeah,
I'm down, I'm down.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
And then like the poetry, instead of getting super hype
and nervous all up front, right, you kind of register
and do you do you feel like you've had to
do you feel like you say yes more like you
don't want to lose things. I've been saying no a
lot at some point. I know now, I know now,
but I need to say yes more. Yeah okay, yeah
(09:16):
yeah no.
Speaker 6 (09:16):
I feel I feel like I grew up saying yes
to everything because because.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
You're worried that you know it's going to run out, right, Yeah,
So now my rule is like just say yes and
worry about it later, like don't even stress up, like
good Denver. I haven't wrote it yet, like you.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
Know, like like I just say yes first and then
like let's just go.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Good for you, let's just go. And so for the
Netflix thing they told me and I was like, my
thing is like if they're for real, like if they're serious,
then yes, but like let me not fall in love
with the idea and sohm okay and so uh and
(09:57):
so yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
Then the poster came out and I was like, it's real. Damn,
I didn't know you guys are you guys were serid,
Like I didn't know. You can't even dry.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Like that's crazy, bro. My name is small six smaller
than her, like when you're grateful but you're still critiquing.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
No, But like now that I because I'll get I
got on Facebook recently and I saw the thing on there,
like the poster thing, and I was like, dang, that's
so crazy. I think it's like I'm so I just
live on like on Instagram and really just Instagram. And
then I think when you're in LA so much, you
don't really think about stuff because you're like this is
normal life. But then you like go to like the
Bay Area with one of your homies. I used to
(10:49):
and kid and you're in the bay and then you're like, oh,
that's crazy. Like I am like I like I'm doing
this thing like the it's weird and different and I
and so it feels really nice that night. And I
get so excited when people because I get really guilty
when people buy tickets to the shows, because I'm like,
I want you to enjoy or your money, you know,
(11:12):
like if it's yeah, I'm like, all right, what do
I gotta do?
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Light them up? Line them up. You will go through
great lengths to get you know, the people what they want, satisfaction, guarantees,
you care. You care about what you do, and you
care about the people that have to get a babysitter,
that have to get dressed, dut gas in the car,
(11:44):
maybe leave work early. Right, There's a lot going on
that goes into having a night with you. It's one
thing to like be into people, into someone, to follow someone,
but it's a whole other thing to be like, damn,
I'm going to like really like pay the fee, you know,
like that dollar or whatever. And like and then some
of these clubs it's like to drink minimum. It's like
I don't think it's a lot, like it's a lot,
(12:06):
especially when we're paying tariffs. Right, you gotta order the
chicken fingers. You got to order the chicken, yeah right,
and the jookies and the nacho, the poky nachos. Yeah.
The well, you guys got money, I.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Just do what do you get a monstrella stick? Got
the appartite right?
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Yeah? Yeah, No, I'm going to this place.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
I'm excited for this place in San Diego. They got
they got bomb nachos, Yeah, they got they got I
don't know, man, what is that?
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Is it? No brisket nachos?
Speaker 6 (12:39):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Yeah, oh, let's go. Let's go.
Speaker 5 (12:42):
That easily sounds like twenty.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
California Adventure has the lobster nachos. Bro, California Adventure. Disneyland
has the lobster nachos. Those are crazy?
Speaker 5 (12:51):
Are you eating seafood at Disneyland?
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Yeah, it's Disneyland. It's not seven eleven.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
But you're gonna pay the entrance fee for the park,
tood and marking and if they're worth it.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Bro, I know Rich.
Speaker 5 (13:08):
Mickey and friends.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
I work at Goofy's Kitchen. It's a good time. No,
you know Disney I like the fried chicken in that
pink building. You know what, something about that pink little
dollhouse looking place. No, okay, okay, on the fat ass.
Speaker 6 (13:29):
Chicken spot, like right across the toy story ride, Like
right across the toy story right, there's like a stand
that has like a fried chicken place.
Speaker 5 (13:35):
But that's the only like one that.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
I knows Toy Story. Oh that one. Oh no, not
that one.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
All the food.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
No girl, go to the left. I've been on the
Jungle Cruise and thought about you. I'm like, yo, if
Leo heard this guy the cruise, Jungle cruise, Jungle, yeah,
thought about me. I thought about you because, uh, this
the guy who's on the mic or whatever that thing is, right,
and he's talking to the to the people on the boat,
was breathing hard. But it's called what it's not called
(14:09):
the Jungle cruise.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
What it's called the jungle Jungle Cruise?
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Right, yeah, yeah, yeah, fucking Tarzan. I'm sure that well
there is. I mean, I guess I don't know, but
I'm like, yo, Leo, should do should spoof this guy
or you know, whatever they do. It's hilarious. There you
get a video. I'm not going for research. I'm gonna
say bro, how far do you go for research? I don't.
This is a of it.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
I just like I go to the bank because right
now I'm gonna go to the bank after this, Yeah,
to pull out a bag and I'm gonna go. And
like every time I'm there, I'm always like, like, I
love because you know, I love when the you know,
when you walk in and there's like the lady that
comes in.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Her Yeah, yeah, she's like.
Speaker 4 (14:54):
You know, you know, and she's like and she's like, uh,
what can help you with it? Like I'm in line, you.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Know what I mean. I love that I'm already helping
myself about well, you know.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
She's like, and I'm like, I'm gonna put out some
money and she's like how much. I'm two thousands. I
was like, oh, we can do that right here. I
can help you right here. Oh no, I need three
thousand bits, you know.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Yeah. I love. No, That's why I get a lot
of my inspiration. I love when they bring you into
the office right at the bank. They do that for
whatever reason.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Yeah, for whatever reason.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
If it gets too busy, they'll like help you out
in the office sometimes because they're trying to get the
fuck out of there. Because you're the one in Malibu, right,
you go to the one now Burbank or North Hollywood
b of a. Right here, you're on my account number.
Hold on, give it out on pass. I don't know,
is it there is one Express parking lot.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Yeah. He goes through the office. It's bad news there.
They're telling you can't open my account or something.
Speaker 4 (15:53):
Yeah, my my, I have a way. Are you friends
with the guy that works in the one of the offices.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
No, name is Sarcus. It's usually an Armenian guy. No,
he's Mexican. Mexican guy. He lives in Van Night's okay,
making his parents proud man. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:11):
Yeah, yeah, he's cool. He's cool. He lets me do
some wires.
Speaker 6 (16:20):
Is there a favorite, like, I guess kind of bit
that you do. I mean, I mean feel like everyone
has kind of seen you spoof on different types of jobs,
But is there one that like you're just like, this
is kind of my favorite thing to do.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Hey, I'm like those My favorite job is dad? No, father,
it was that movie.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
No, my favorite.
Speaker 4 (16:48):
I think my favorite is like the like anything with
customer service, like anything like that.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
You kill it that like because I miss it. I
know I love those.
Speaker 4 (16:58):
I love those where it's like like the employees that
that like that love you know, that love it, Like okay,
you know like that one.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
I love the Treaty store like theirs.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
Yeah, I know that is there. They're the ones that say,
like if I haven't I have, I just got a
ship in this morning, Like are you wrong?
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Man? Man, we're in bonds. You're an employee, Like I.
Speaker 7 (17:24):
Just asked super Hot links oh with the radio, you know,
because my favorite is because you guys do like you
just like.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Me, hint it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Really today?
Speaker 7 (17:44):
Yeah yeah, do that in my commercial?
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Know and you do it?
Speaker 2 (17:51):
No, let me see your question because this is what
you just did right now.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Where is it? What did you or was that no?
Off the bound? Oh my bad, she's a I'm a pro,
Come on a conversation.
Speaker 4 (18:05):
So what was that first time that you felt like
I love it?
Speaker 1 (18:10):
I love it? Was there like a moment that clicked
for you men listening? How did you guys feel about
the Bad Bunny halftime show? Like super represent Oh my god,
(18:31):
I'm all driving, or I'm in the back, I'm in
the back of my shoul for Uber Black, we try
to be as natural as possible, that necessarily doesn't happen
because it can't be that way, right, because I think it's.
Speaker 4 (18:52):
Natural it should be. My favorite is this guy in Fresno.
Do you know have you heard of I don't know
if he's still on, but he was on when I
was a kid.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Your boy Dub? Have you ever heard of boy Dub?
You know who that I used to listen to in Fresno? Wow?
And is he still there? He don't think so well.
He would always be like like, because I he did
it so many time, what's up, guys? It's your ways
up ninety two three? And I'm like, let's you know
(19:22):
you're in pain.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
It's too much.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
The thing is like, if you don't order a pizza
that way, it shouldn't.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
That's right, right.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
And then you meet them at the because do you
guys do the car dealership stuff? And then you like
and then you meet them like, hey, what's up? Man?
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Like that, what's going on?
Speaker 1 (19:39):
Man? Get over here? Yeah? I met a guy like
two days ago who he came up to me and
I was I was having a bad day and and
I was just going because I wanted some chicken salad
one with the mannaies and I was like walking and
then he was like.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Hey, hey, do your video right now. I ain't too smiling,
and I.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Was like bro, bro, And then I had to you know,
I started started juggling because because now you feel bad
because he's a viewer, right right now you have to
perform for the guy. Yeah, but I got my salad,
my chickens, that's right, that's right. Man. Yo, Are you
working towards an hour special? Is that something that you
(20:26):
could do well? The shows are all on hour? Yeah, yeah,
I think that our special. I mean that's yeah.
Speaker 4 (20:34):
I think it's just hard, you know what it is.
I think it gets really hard because like sometimes I
want to talk about like certain things, and then I'm
like I have a hard time in certain cities, like
understanding of a joke even is good because in some
cities I'm like, oh, you guys, like San Diego is
the best, but then you go to Austin.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
And then it's a little different. Yeah, and then it's like, oh,
you guys didn't think that was funny, you know, And
then it's like, I think what every going on in
the world.
Speaker 4 (21:01):
It feels very uncomfortable to try to be funny. To
try to like because I'm like, did you come here?
Like I don't know what you think, what you believe
because it's like beyond politics now and like I don't know,
so it's it.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
It's really hard to try to to try to tie
it together. So I think ultimately yes, Netflix, but.
Speaker 4 (21:21):
To be like any like it does, we'll take it network.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
What's the other one?
Speaker 5 (21:36):
There's zoos Rouf.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
What else is there? Yeah, there's a the other one.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
They fight. Zeus is the best. I love Zeus. Zeus.
Speaker 5 (21:54):
He's a He's a battie watcher.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Is that is that where they fight?
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Yeah? Okay, I think I have one of those downloaded
because my friend downloaded it one time, my friend on
your laptop on my year past. I don't watch that stuff.
I don't watch anything on TV. Could you do SNL?
Could I in my sleep? I?
Speaker 2 (22:17):
No, I would love to.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
I think. I mean I auditioned like multiple times, did
you really? Yeah? But in front of Lord Michaels.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
No, no, no, no, I did multiple I did one
in person in Canada and then I did a.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Few in on tape. No way, do you hear back?
Speaker 4 (22:33):
Or I don't you know what I think? I think
that my agent probably protects my feelings good. You know,
he's very like he's you know what, they loved you.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
But yeah, yeah, here's the thing.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
You were just too good, right, Yeah, yeah, you're bigger
than the SNL. I love No, physically, no, I I
would love. I think there's I got one good year
left if they'll take me, think so.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
If not, then I'm good. I just did a movie
last week. Talk I can't talk about.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
It, but talk about it.
Speaker 5 (23:07):
Can you give us you are?
Speaker 1 (23:11):
I will get it in London? Did you fil in London? No? No, no, no.
Speaker 4 (23:15):
I filmed it here and it's it's it's got a
great director.
Speaker 5 (23:21):
When can you answer when it will expect it to
come out?
Speaker 1 (23:25):
You know, I don't. I I think it'll. I mean
it'll be this year. That's all I know.
Speaker 4 (23:29):
I did a little I did a little scene. To
be fair, It's not like I did a whole movie.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
I did Like, we're in it, bro, we're in it.
Speaker 4 (23:35):
I'm playing a character. I'm playing one of the characters. Actually,
I'm kind of doing that customer service type of thing.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Yeah. It's so good, yeah, but so good.
Speaker 4 (23:43):
It's like it's amazing. That was one of the like
because I did a movie last year with Keanu Reeves
called Good Fortune, and I did a little a tiny scene.
Speaker 5 (23:55):
There with with disease.
Speaker 6 (23:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Yeah, and this one is bigger than that.
Speaker 4 (23:59):
This scene so so and this one will be uh
on streaming. It was amazing. It was like one of
those like wild things because I was like, I was
talking to the my scene.
Speaker 5 (24:13):
Partner, my co worker.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, my co worker.
Speaker 4 (24:17):
I'm like, Oh, I saw her on screen at the
at the super Bowl and I was like, oh, that's
my girl when I used to work with her.
Speaker 5 (24:26):
We go way back.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (24:28):
But I didn't even surprising if I me super Bowl No,
but yeah, I'm excited. It's gonna be the congratulations they
cut it.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
I Oh that's the worst.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
That's why I never talked about I never know, Yeah,
never know exactly.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Man, do you have an acting coach? No? I need one? Wow,
I need one because I do, because you know what,
Kobe needed a coach, right, Like yo, really did he
come on his whole life?
Speaker 3 (24:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:57):
He had a coach, right?
Speaker 4 (24:58):
Yeah that's crazy. Well I do I do, because I did.
I did this show called This Full on Hulu. Yeah,
and that one was like.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
It was such. It was like, that's the worst show
to ever get your start on because it was so perfect,
like a you guys thought you had something, huh, clipping clipping,
because the entire cast is full of ship. No.
Speaker 4 (25:22):
They were like, it was a perfect show, the perfect everything,
and it makes you think that everything's gonna be like that.
And then and the character I was playing was one
that I've done, like in skits, so it's so easy.
But then I did like the movie with the scene
with disease, and I felt so stupid. I was like, oh,
I don't even know what, like what to do with
my face now. Oh I don't like I said my
(25:43):
line and now he's talking, and I don't even know
what to do with my face because that's so I need.
Speaker 6 (25:48):
Those extra little things because you're so used to like
just it being you.
Speaker 4 (25:52):
Yeah, when it's just me, I'm like, all right, Robert
started again right, like and and but no, and but
this one was amazing because the director is amazing and
and just gave me a lot of freedom. And I
do better without a script because I have bad memory.
(26:14):
And so when they're like just when they give me
just the essence of it, I can improvise it.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
But you have to know right, like what the script says, right,
I mean you have to like there's you got to
memorize some stuff, right, and you gotta stick.
Speaker 4 (26:26):
To There's a few things that I'm like that I
can as long as I hit those beats, as long
as I can play around with like the the words
or like another sentence, Yeah, then it's better. Because I
did a I did a I did a I did
a show a few maybe like a year or two ago.
It never came out. It was like a I think
they killed it, but that one was. I had an
(26:50):
acting coach on set, and after that I was like, oh,
I need this because he was he was like try this,
try and I told him. He made me feel step
because I was like, what do I doing this? He's
like listen.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
I was like, okay, you're right.
Speaker 5 (27:03):
I never thought about that.
Speaker 4 (27:04):
I was like, what do I do when he's saying
this line to me? And he's like, you listen to
him like you would in real life, And I was like, yeah, okay,
that's why they pay you, bro.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
It's crazy how they're telling you the obvious, right, but
in that moment, you're not necessarily thinking of the obvious.
You're trying to perform.
Speaker 4 (27:19):
Yeah, exactly. So I mean, we'll see. I'm trying to
audition more. I'm trying to trying to do whatever i
can to because like writing your own show, I am
writing my own, you are, I am writing my own
I'm writing it with two amazing guy.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Yeah, we haven't talked to him a while. We I
wrote it. I wrote it like a year ago.
Speaker 4 (27:44):
And then these two guys, powerhouse guys, Like one of
them is so funny and goofy, white guy who has
a production company.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
And the other one is this guy who, like the
stuff that he.
Speaker 4 (27:56):
Does is so like immigrant based, and he's also funny
but intelligent. Both of them together on this thing. Yeah amazing.
So I'm that one I've been working on for a while.
And I whenever I'm in Hanford, where I'm from, and
I'm like on a zoom call with them, I'm like, well,
that's crazy because they're like movie stars, you know, because
in LA you're like you go to their office and
(28:18):
it's like, oh, everything's normal.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
But when you're in like three hours.
Speaker 4 (28:21):
Away and like your mom's like ghetto, low income apartment,
like stupid, it's like you know it like hits difference,
like like yeah, man, the social work.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
You know, like no privacy?
Speaker 5 (28:36):
Can I take this call?
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Yeah? So yeah that one? You know? Good? Feelfully hopefully
we can you know, show something because that'll be amazing
and that together you and I, let's do look a
radio show or something.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
Like no, no, no, we not already do that.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Doing that? What do you want to do?
Speaker 2 (28:56):
But I don't know to be it'd be hilarious.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
I think, like, are you gonna act? I would?
Speaker 2 (29:01):
I would try, you can act?
Speaker 1 (29:04):
I can act like an asshole? Oh my god, We'll
be right. Backs is super talented, thank you. I haven't
thought about it, but I do have something in mind,
like are you gonna say right now? Yeah? Good? Right?
So I don't know. So it's like you and I
and I was just thinking about this right now. I
just thought of it. You and I. We work in
customer service somewhere during the day. We're struggling comedians at night,
(29:27):
and our dad is George Lopez. Okay, I get him
on the phone right now, bro call him. Let's go
call him. Call him. Yeah, he won't pick up. He
changes nuez see if he picks up.
Speaker 5 (29:45):
Broche George Lopez.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Hi, know.
Speaker 6 (29:50):
What Cruiz does is that he always asked Siri to
do something like, yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Bro, sirih does all my dirty work, your taxes, and
he's not gonna pick up. He's not going to pick up.
I just had him do a video for my son
the other day.
Speaker 3 (30:03):
My gosh, he sends you a cameo, Damn, let the
number play.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
My dad won't pick up. Damn we should well.
Speaker 4 (30:16):
So so he's our dad, Yeah, our dad. So why
do we want to be comedians too? Why are we struggling?
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Because he's making his work for it? Right? But we
have different moms, so there's there's there's a different dynamic there.
We have different moms. So your mom stuck around, My
mom stuck around. Your mom left maybe like a one night.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
He was like your mom, your mommy ship.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Your mom.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
But it's okay. She comes back when he's successful.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
Yeah, and George loves he's our dad, but he doesn't
necessarily care. Yeah, and he wants us to work for it.
Is he going to be in it or someone playing him?
He should be in it? Okay, I think that could work.
And where are we working at? At our customer service place?
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Where at the same place, probably at.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
The same place. Maybe you're the manager. I can see that.
I'm beneath you, right, So there's that struggle there, there's
that power struggle.
Speaker 4 (31:15):
Oh that dynamic, bro. Yeah, because I'm mad that your
mom stuck around.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
That focused right right right? George focused more on you,
and George hates both of our moms.
Speaker 6 (31:26):
Oh, honestly, this is how my mind works. Sometimes I
make up scenarios.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
But this is the way my wife thinks as well.
Just like, but this could be something. I don't know,
it'd be fun. List. Oh maybe she comes back and
she's hot. Oh you got a hot mom, Bro, Sophia
Regard did not exist. She made on.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
That was a hard sell.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
Really.
Speaker 5 (32:07):
Do you remember who played man? He's dad too?
Speaker 1 (32:09):
Yeah, Bro, Benjamin Benjamin pretty, which is crazy?
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Who's Benjamin Prowt? He's one I'm picturing. Is he from LaBamba?
Speaker 1 (32:18):
He's from He's blood and blood out?
Speaker 5 (32:26):
He's Isn't he like.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Got wife?
Speaker 4 (32:31):
But yeah, I can picture him. I can picture him.
And that was a hard cell too. Yeah, that was
a hard Yeah.
Speaker 5 (32:39):
I don't like you know who Benjamin?
Speaker 1 (32:40):
Did you like Modern Family? I liked it. I love it.
I loved it. I still watch it. I still watch it.
I still watch that. I still watch Parks and Rec.
I can't get enough of Parks. And remember that part
where they walked out on the ice hockey thing. Bro,
Yeah that was right here in Burbank, was it? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Oh that's right. That's a hard So they're telling us
(33:02):
they did have Fluffy show up right, Yeah, he was
in he was in there, like, oh they think that's
his dad, Yeah, that Masse. But then like did he
get with Sophia?
Speaker 2 (33:11):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (33:12):
Like something is done timeline.
Speaker 4 (33:15):
Yeah, but I'm like, you know what, I'm here for
mitching Cam. Anyway, one day they just changed Lily.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
I'm like, Okay, that was crazy. That was crazy.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
That wild? What else are you watching? What do you watch?
What inspires you? I watch?
Speaker 4 (33:30):
What do you pick from? I watch Everybody Loves Raymond
a lot. That's I watched the same stuff. I watch
Modern Family on repeat, and they're just clips because I
don't have any streaming platforms.
Speaker 5 (33:39):
You watch part one, part two.
Speaker 4 (33:41):
Yeah, and it's like all the Cam episodes, you know,
like where mom was Mommy?
Speaker 2 (33:46):
Like, I doesn't know.
Speaker 4 (33:50):
Everything I watch is just everybody loves Raymond. It's like
the same, like I can I can sell you are friends.
They're all clips. But I don't watch anything like I
don't watch anything current. I haven't seen and oh you
know what I've been watching. I do have Netflix now,
I've been watching the Upshaws with Mike Caps. Yeah, that's
(34:11):
a good.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
Good on the Sykes. Underrated for sure, it's good.
Speaker 4 (34:15):
That's a that's a and it feels like a sitcom
because oh you like Leanne.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
Have you seen Lianne? No? I have on Netflix. Oh
I love it. She has that she has that Riba
crack that the show Riba had.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
Watch Yeah, cut the camera had a sitcom? Yeah, Riba,
Hell yeah, Riba went through it, went through it.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
She had a whole ass daughter that got she had
a whole daughter and then daughter's baby daddy moved in
after high school, brought cheated on her, and then brought
his new bitch around. Like you could have put her through.
Speaker 5 (34:57):
More like that was not person of color in that
writing room.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Right, Pray for me.
Speaker 4 (35:04):
But doc to this day, Yeah, every time I see
her on the voice, I'm like, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (35:09):
She survived. You've been doing it you've been through it. Yeah, yoh,
speaking at the White House, right. I always that clip
always comes up on TikTok for Me, always on my
for you page and makes me so proud to see
that and how well you did. And you were so
so good up there, and you know you were serious,
but you also had this this humor about you and
you made the entire place laugh. And man, to this
(35:31):
day when I see that, I'm like, man, fucking Leo
did that. Man, that's tough. You're speaking with Kamala Harris
right on one side and doctor Joe Biden on the other.
You're invited by the President at the time, Joe Biden,
and you're speaking to a bunch of suits. Not easy,
and you made them all laugh. And yeah, you pretty
much jumped it all there. No, it was, I know,
(35:53):
it's pretty much it. No, it was. It was crazy.
Speaker 4 (35:56):
That was one of the most you know, I don't
get nervous doing anything like really, but that day my
hands were sweating like they would like it was.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
Like squirting out like nasty. It was. I was.
Speaker 4 (36:11):
I went to the because I wasn't even I wasn't
even supposed to do a speech that day. I was
on my way there just for dinner.
Speaker 5 (36:19):
What You're like, I do You're like, I just got
the I was like, you.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
Guys asked too much, I know.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
I was like the whole plan was like just gonna
go to dinner. Everything, it's chill. But you wrote a speech,
right I wrote it.
Speaker 4 (36:31):
On the plane the night before. So they called me.
They called me while I landed in North Carolina for
my layover, and then my agents called me and were like, hey,
you need to call us right now.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
I was like, you work for me, bitch, call me.
Speaker 5 (36:51):
You're like undocend.
Speaker 4 (36:55):
And and I called them. They were like, hey, the
they want to know.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
If you can do a speech because Joe Biden has
to He's leaving in the morning. He has something that
he has to go do now, last minute. And I
was like yeah, And so I wrote a speech on
the plane and then I got to the hotel and
and I sent it to whatever.
Speaker 4 (37:15):
And then the next day and I because I'm you know, ghetto,
It's like I don't ever wear suits like I always
just I just had like a normal like like I
would be fine taking this to the White House, like
because I don't really think about things. But like that morning,
they were like they called me and they're like, you
need to go get a suit, like you need to
get a tie.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
And I was like, you're gonna pay for it.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
Yeah, here's a receipt. Yeah yeah, tell Joe.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
And so I get there and I felt so nervous.
I was like and then and then I go to
the bathroom because my mom was in the hospital. She
just had a heart attack. And I'm in the I'm
in the bathroom and I'm like in tears, like I'm
like and I just took a ship, and I'm it's okay,
it's my bathrooms.
Speaker 4 (38:02):
And and I'm sitting there on the toilet and I'm
like in tears. And then like all of a sudden, Leo,
the vice president, is ready for you. And I was like,
I got to wipe, man, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (38:12):
Yeah, And I'm like my tears, my tears, bro, the wipe.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
You got.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
There's a lot going on here, you know. And so
I yeah, I go out there.
Speaker 4 (38:32):
I'm like in tears, and it's like, is Kamala And
Kamala is one of the best huggers, but I don't
want to get tackled.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
So I don't want to squeeze, you know. Yeah, but like.
Speaker 4 (38:40):
I'm like, you know from like you're from the Yay,
you know, I'm from Fresnel, you know, Like that's so cool.
And then and then I met doctor and I respect
doctor Biden so much, like and just like Joe's story
is so insane to me, and like I I think
like at some point when you know, I just I
just think about Joe so much and his heart and
all this off that he that he's about before this
(39:03):
other guy came and and I just like every all
that emotion was there.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
And then and I started.
Speaker 4 (39:08):
Doing this speech, and then the Loa is in the
front row, and like I did all my college papers
on the Lode's like like I'm so I'm so starstruck
every time I see her.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
And then and then also.
Speaker 4 (39:19):
Gloria after that, I'm not Gloria, Stepan, Stefan and Emilio
are right here in the front row, and I'm like, bro,
like this is crazy, because like you guys are like,
I'm you know, just this is random, you know. Side
quest and and and that day was just emotional and
overwhelming and killed it. And and I think they told
(39:40):
me that day that no one in the speech has
ever said.
Speaker 1 (39:44):
I know that's right. I know that's right. You also
said that part you were like that part?
Speaker 4 (39:49):
Yeah yeah, And then I said, when I introduced the Kamala,
I said, yay, area is very own.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
They didn't like that. They didn't like that.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
They didn't like but it's it's recorded.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
That's right, bro, not anymore.
Speaker 5 (40:01):
They took it.
Speaker 1 (40:02):
They took it off the White House website. It used
to like the archives, like this new play, this new guy.
They took it down. Nah, I was looking for it,
and they took it.
Speaker 5 (40:13):
Got on what a bunch of host.
Speaker 1 (40:15):
Orange presnel, bulldogs. Not too much, not too much.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
I used to live out there, crazy, bro.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
You did radio there. Yeah, we're in Kerman, Fresno. I
lived off a shaw but we drove into Kerrman at
the station ninety four point three, the party little radio
station in the middle of a field. And you only
got it in Kerman. Oh yeah, a small signal, you
know what I mean. But it was a start.
Speaker 2 (40:49):
That's was that your first station or was it first station?
Speaker 1 (40:53):
Yeah? Very first station. That's your show? Is that? It
upon me off. He doesn't like the idea, He's like it, Bro,
You do your own.
Speaker 5 (41:02):
Ship a radio station as interns.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
Oh we have a show together. So yeah, and George
is still our dad. Yes no, no, no no he's
not no no no.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
We lost him where we lost them.
Speaker 4 (41:16):
We worked for Ryan Seacrest type they something like him. Okay,
and there's and then like a new spot opens up,
like a new like a the I hires or are
we no no, no, we started, we started doing the remotes.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
And yeah, well street team, street team.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
That's right, bro, We're working our way up.
Speaker 1 (41:37):
Yeah, exactly, there you go.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
All right, that's something too.
Speaker 1 (41:41):
I'm all thinking about it, all right. So yo, May nine.
Netflix is a joke festival Pacific Electric. You can catch
Leo Gonzales on stage. Let's go Love Your Dog, Real
ninety two three, Cruise Show on Real ninety two three.
Don't go, don't go, don't go, don't go, nont got
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