July 17, 2026 • 26 mins
Comedy icon Marlon Wayans returns to The Cruz Show for one of his funniest and most heartfelt interviews yet.
From discussing his latest stand-up tour and upcoming movie with Keke Palmer to opening up about parenting, mental health, his child's transition, comedy, White Chicks, Scary Movie, golf, and life after losing loved ones, Marlon proves why he's one of the most authentic voices in entertainment.
Expect hilarious stories, real emotion, and plenty of classic Marlon moments.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:07):
Right?
Speaker 1 (00:08):
All right, let's go Marlon Wayns is back on the cruise.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Yeah, Marlin Wayns, Marlon waynland Wayns dot com.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
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Speaker 3 (00:22):
You can get tickets to all his shows, all his
merge Lee got three then there as well as cigars.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Yes, cigars, and I'm actually gonna be at tell them
you know, downtown Los Angeles. Yes, sixteenth, July sixteenth is
this Thursday night, and then Friday July seventeenth through Sunday
July nineteenth, I will be at the Irvine Improv And
lastly Friday July twenty fourth and Saturday July twenty fifth,
(00:49):
I will be at the MGM Theater in Las Vegas.
Get your tickets now. It's my birthday week, It's my
birthday month.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Birthday. Leo Gang Gang Gang Leo Leo.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
What do they say about Leo and the bitch ass
cancer niggas cancer sensitive?
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Yeah, they're just very in touch with their emotions. Cancer nomatorius.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Yeah, your husband must be a cancer because you defended that.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
No husband, no husband, No you thinking about Jackie?
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Yeah, so your wife is canceled.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
No, I don't have a wife either, But I know
a lot about science.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
What is there to say about Leo's We don't.
Speaker 5 (01:30):
Leaders leaders, We don't leadership.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
We call them we chill. I'm very very cool, good
with defeat, good, good with uh good. When I I'm successful,
I just stay very grounded, very level, very responsible. Yeah, yeah,
that's true. Were good people, that's true. I've heard that
a great great penis.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
We'll take your word for it, bro, great lovers. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Jesus,
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. What you want? Man, you're comedian,
I forgot.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Comedian should be able to say whatever they want because
it's comedy. It's the name of making people feel good
in laugh, whether it's offensive or you know, sad, whatever
it may be.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Some of the best comedians Penis was just a great word.
Penis is a great word.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Happiness, happy, happiness, happiness.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
I like that was cute. Yeah, I got kids, that
was cute. How are you kids?
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (02:27):
They are nine and five. See, I teach my kids
not to say penis.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
What do they say, well, my kids, they say dick.
Although my kids we pulled up the Dick sporting goods.
And my youngest is like, nah, that's a bad word.
I'm like Jesus, I'm like, son, it's not full of decks.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
My child Wayne's is. We you know, we have a
sense of humor about everything. I think for our family,
we always see the kids sense of humor.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Young.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
So there's a scene in a scary movie where we're
doing a terrifier Santa Claus, and he's giving out these
body parts to each kid. One kid gets a hand,
another kid gets a foot. Another little girl opens up
her gift. It's a pair of nuts sack scrot scat.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
She goes, what the hell and she.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Drops the scroto sack and does like this, and all
the people is like, I can't believe that they will
allow a child to do that. Who is that child's parents?
And I'm like, well, that was my three year old daughter.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
You're looking at him, so.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Y'all crack jokes, No matter what I mean, Opportunity offenders,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
I mean, like my child that's in the LGBTQ, So
you know I'm lg LGBTQ adjacent. And you know, I
have a great set about my child because my child
transition from being a girl now the boy and I
talk about the transition, but not their transition, my transition
(04:01):
dealing with their transition going from acceptance to deny, I
mean from denial talk to acceptance.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
I know. But that's why it's a beautiful set.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
And how long did it take you to go from
now to acceptance?
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Honestly, one hard week.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
That's not bad.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
It wasn't until yes, because all the way along, I know,
my daughter was started off by it and she was
like gay. She touched every letter into LGBTQ before before
they went to trans so, you know, and then they
were gay, and then they were lesbians and there's levels
to it, and she was, you know, lipstick lesbian, and
then you know, and then she you know, started studding
(04:39):
out and so it was a transition, it was. And
it was when they got to the part of the
hair and the surgery there was when I was like, no,
enough is enough, You're gay enough.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
The gay stops here.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
But you know, at the end of the day, you know,
you get through the hump and there's a pro process
and its acceptance comes.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
After the five stages of grief, because it's a father.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Losing a daughter begaining a son, and that's not what
you're understanding as a parent. So I try to offer
this two parents that are going people coming to me
after the show crying.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Like, oh my God, thank you for this. I needed that.
I was having trouble get over the hump.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
I'm still in depression, and I just, you know, get
them too, because all I care about is that a
father loves their child or mother loves their child. And
at the end of the day, you know, love is
an unconditional thing, and we are not God.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
There's only one God, and only God could judge us,
you know.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
And at one point are you thinking to yourself, Hey,
this isn't even about me.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Why am I tripping? No?
Speaker 2 (05:42):
But it was about me, okay, And I talk about
it in my set, because everything that happens in your
life is not it's a reflection, but it's really happening
to you, not them.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
The transition wasn't for them. The transition was for me.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
I was dealing with a lot of grief and that
transition got me through the last step from depression to acceptance.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
So I was dealing.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
I lost sixty seven people I love to death, and
I was having a hard time dealing. And God took
the very thing I loved most, which was my my daughter,
and was like, all right, you're not learning, well, grieve
this and then you go, oh, I got to accept.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
So I'm in peace. Damn, bother of that up? What's
wrong with your nose? He was doing coke? Stop? Why
is your nose so real? That looked like that looked
like you just did a line.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Stop.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
Hell the soccer games.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
He must be doing coke at the soccer game.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Jackie and Nico just got made over the weekend and
I was under the side.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Yeah we were there. Oh beautiful. I didn't get that invite.
You did not. She didn't, Joe, Joe Coy didn't. Wow,
Joe Coy got it. I didn't get an invite. That's cool.
I had a great wedding gift for you. Let's all
keep that lost lost out. Did your father meet your children?
My father? Did my father met all my children?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
He was Joe witness and my mother and my mother
always you know, accepted Cay.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
They was like, I don't.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Care what it is, you know, boy, girl, mustache. Not
that's still my baby. I love that little baby. I
just won't kiss it in the mouth because I don't
know where it's been.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
But other than that, yo, mom did say that. Yes,
my mother was funny. Bro, honey, right what did dad say?
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Dad said nothing, which for me was everything because he's
Joe witness and sometimes Joe witnesses could be very judgmental.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
And he didn't. He didn't give me that judgment. He
just loved my child, gave him, gave him love.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
And that's all I asked, because I don't want to
fight with my dad, like you know, the end of
the day, this is this is my baby and he knows,
and so he was just like, you know, I mean,
you know that's not my thing.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
That's my grand baby. I love them and you know,
kept in peace. No, that's right.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Yeah, I realized that too, like I would throw hands
from my kids with my dad.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Bro, No matter what my dad knew at the time,
my dad that could beat his ass because he had
he had breasts and I didn't you know he was
over over sixty. Yeah, he got the you know what
I mean, you're over sixty is more estrogen than his
body and thestoster on my body, slam you better loved
my child, kiss my kiss my son in the mountain.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
Do you thinkship has gotten stronger with your son?
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:38):
I think my well, I think my relationship has gotten
strong with God and my sense of self, and that
relationship was always there and it's always going to be there.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
I don't know if we're as close as me and.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
My other kids, but they're the oldest and they're in
a relationship, and you know, I give them the time
for them. They're trying to figure them. I'm not needy
in that way. Dad is here and I'm never gone anywhere.
And know what I ever, even though I threatened too
because I wanted you to not make certain choices. But
(09:11):
end of the day, Daddy loves you. I'm here and
I'm there for all three of them.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
They know that. Yeah, they know.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
They have a quiet confidence. And that's why I'm like,
will you call me sometimes?
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Dad? You know I love you. I do, but it
feels nice to hear. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Parents just want to be contacted. Yeah, I want to
be called every once in a while and just tell
me you're okay.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
I figure that's the least you could do. I have
to change your little nasty ass diaper.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Right now. That's the least they could do. Are you
always working on a special morn?
Speaker 1 (09:39):
I'm crazy. I'm always working on two or three different things.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Like, even though i have a special, I go it's
like this weekend at the Nova.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
So Thursday, I'm gonna do a show at.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
The Novo and that's what I'm doing, which will probably
be the things I'm working on for my next special.
And that is more of a performance piece, right, and
it's really funny and it's great.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
That set is great, it's cooked.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
And then this weekend in Irvine, I'll be doing what
I'm gonna work on for the next tour. So I'm
doing two completely different sets even though they're in the
same kind of areas.
Speaker 6 (10:13):
Yeah, do you have an idea of like when your
sets are complete?
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Like at one point, Yeah, when I'm ready to shoot,
I can shoot.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
I can shoot the one I'm I'm working on right now, tomorrow, borrow,
tomorrow is ready, and then the one I'm working on,
I know that it's ready to it'll be ready to
tour in two months.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
But bro, how are you not going gray? Right?
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Because you're you also have scary movie seven in your head.
You have white chicks in your head, you have a
lot of premises, you have a lot going on with
family as well.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
All of that is in there, and then you're still
performing live. All my pubes are gray.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
I'm joking. It looks like like a bunny rabbit. No,
I don't know. Actually still still brown hair. I don't know,
because I don't stress. I don't look at work as stress.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
I don't. This is an outlet for me.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
I think if I wasn't working, I would be full gray,
because then I'm not doing my purpose. God put me
on a purpose to do this thing, and I work tirelessly.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Why because this, I'm not tired. I'm inspired.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
I love what I do, and I can show up
for the things that I love and how many ways
I can express myself. It's comedy saved my life. So
I'm between comedy at great Therapist.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
And God, I'm okay.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Yeah, is that comedy stand up or just being all comedy?
Definitely stand up stand up the raw because and then
I'd be waiting to perform from between movies, and I
find myself getting depressed. So now every weekend I'm working,
so I'm never depressed because I'm always performing. And now
(11:49):
because I'm doing well on the road, I can make
better choices. I don't have to do a movie to
feel like I gotta perform. I'm already performing, so now
I canna make smart choices. I ain't gotta do a
bit bad movie because I want money. I'm already making
money on the road. So for me, stand up has
made me a better artist.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
You have another movie on the way with Kiky Palmer. Yes,
I do. I'm riding right now. Write a Die.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
We're gonna probably change the name because Bad Boys they're
Bad Boys Ride or Died. I'm like, why would you
use it as a subtitle, So we're gonna call it
something else. But I just think that the dynamic between
me and Keiky Palmer would be great. It's a romantic,
buddy action comedy.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
So you guys are a couple in the movie. It's
like if in Bad Boys, if Will and Martin could
fall in love. We're not a couple with two people
that hate each other.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Were go on a bad date and then find out
with both cops and we get put on the same
case and we hate each other, and then over the
course of the case.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
We've fallen off, bro. I think like Palmer embodies the
Waynes vibes. She finny science. I think she got her
own thing. But I think she's definitely a.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Student, you know, And I think being a student, you
got to study the greats in order to become a
come on, And I think that she's taking a lot
of the great metrics. But she's her own person, her
own business, and you know, she's very funny.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
I love I love her.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
You can't wait to work with her. That's gonna be great.
You guys haven't started filming yet. I'm writing it right now,
you're writing it. I'm doing a rewrite right now, and
then hopefully we'll be filming later this year.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
This is crazy, So you're working on two different sets.
I'm crazy you're writing this. Yes, you're nuts, You're crazy.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
I'm a crazy. It works for all my different personalities.
I put them all to work. That's right, right, right,
right right, So it helps when I tripole herself stay sane.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
And that's why you golf right to like decompress.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Yes, golf has changed my life too. I just I go,
I hit a ball like I'm trying I find time.
I'm like today, after I hang out with my daughter,
take her to the pool, I'm gonna go to the
country club and I'm gonna I'm gonna play some golf and.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Maybe a ank or two. You you I like. I
have my legatu Dente cigards. If you want my Legatudente gods,
you gotta go to mall a wayns dot.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Com right now at fox segards dot com and you
can order them all away. I like the way you
say it anyway, and yeah, I'll smoke. I've larned. I'm
not drinking on the golf course no more. Why I
play bad? I played bad as it is.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
But when you drink and are you driving that car?
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Bro, you play really never minded driving. I'm a pretty
good drinking and driving right right, But I'm not good
drinking and driving when it comes to driving a golf ball.
I don't know what happened last weekend. I played whole
one to twelve. I was playing like I was killing
the ball. Yeah, I was consistent, and then holds twelve
(14:36):
to sixteen, I could not find the ball.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
I don't know what happened.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
And then I realized, oh, that's when those four Tequilaus
and sodas caught up to me, and then seventeen through
eighteen I was I.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Was good again. So I was like, oh, yeah, I'm
not drinking no more. There you go, there you go.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
So you know when to spot the problem, yes, yeah,
and you do something about it right then and there.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
No, I continue to make the same mistakes. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
I like to learn the hard way, but it depends.
Sometimes I'll go, Man, who cares about the score. It's
when I have a good time, that's right, That's right.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
You know I ain't tagle Woods. Nah, I mean, I'm Tago. Won't.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Hello, You're not trying to go You're not trying to
go pro. You're just trying to have fun.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
I would go pro in a second, but I'm just
not good enough. That's right. I want to go.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
I want to go pro enough to play with other
athletes and other comedians and beat they ass.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Okay, a lot of comedians play golf.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Now in your head, are you thinking I gotta learn
how to play golf because I'm gonna do this in
a movie one day.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
No, I'm playing golf for my sanity. I gotta learn
how to play golf because are you those gonna turn
into something that you do, maybe it will It's the same.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
I play piano, right, but I'm not like no, no,
I'm not like a professional pianist a pianist, but I'm
good enough to play some songs. And if I was
to do a movie, then I'm good enough to be like, Okay,
I can get really great for the movie.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
And it's the same thing with golf.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
If a golf movie comes my way, it's all my hobbies.
I like to pick things up because then who knows.
And you know you're preparing for something. Do you play
by ear or do you like you know, I gotta
I gotta read. I can't do nothing by ear. My
hearing is terrible.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
You're a student.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Sean slapped me so many times in Wayns Brothers. I
can't hear nothing, bro, speak of that.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
You know a clip is still going crazy? Little chivalry
is dead. Oh yeah, bro, that clip just has a
little chivalry from one hundred and twenty fifth Street.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Why there's a lot of classic Wayns brother stuff.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
You know, that's why we continue to keep doing our stuff.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Scary movie six did great, made two hundred and thirty
plus million, and I'm still going And then you know, well,
and talks for other things, and we'll tell you when
those things happen.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
I don't even talk about it right now because you
know you're gonna get us an say. I'm not gonna
say it because people get violent.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
Now.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
I'm not gonna say it. I'm not gonna say it
till it's time. No, no, no, no, I feel it.
I would you know, I see Damon doing tiktoks.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Bro Yeah, Damon's doing tiktoks, Kim's doing Instagram.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
You know.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
But I think because they're starting to feel the bug,
and it's just like I'm glad they're getting the bugs.
And now I'm like, hey, guys, let's let's go do
the next thing. The Wayne's Family Variety Show, something done.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
I think it's sitting now needs competition and I think
you yeah, And I think we're just different.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Right.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
It's extremely SNL has made a great industry of itself,
and I think the waynes is.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
We need to do the same. MM should happen, Yes, sir,
and it could happen.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
Marlon Wayns Martin Wayns dot Com for tickets, merch, cigars, everything, everything,
tour dates.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
The merch is crazy. I love the play on the
Wu tang. That's crazy. Thank you, yes, sir yo.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
When it comes to character work, who's the Is Eddie
Murphy the best at it? Because there's Eddie Murphy, there's
the Wayns, there's Drew Ski, there's Dave Chappelle, there's Tyler Perry.
Who's the best at it? Well?
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Different they all I think we're all good. Depends. Like
you know, there's James Box. He does great impressions and
needs to do characters. I think everybody you know, everybody
you mentioned that r they're all great. Martin on his show,
he did all all those original characters. Like I think
you know Wayans's we are definitely up there. Eddie's one
(18:22):
of the goats. He can do impressions, he can do
characters that Eddie can do original people can do people
in his family, you know Eddie. I'm always gonna go Eddie.
Chappelle's brilliant. You know the stuff he did with Uh.
I'm Rick James Bet, you know Chappelle, all the people
you name, I think they're all great.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
I ain't gonna sit there and battle with anybody. I'm
better than you. I'm whoever the audience likes.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
That's who the be a crazy verses though character, you know,
character for character.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Would be crazy and take it would take a lot,
but not trying to start.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
That sounds like that sounds like a lot of work.
You're right, You're right, Like White Chicks. You know, you've
you've said this many times White Chicks.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Although the last versus when Tanks starts singing about Tyree's
telling that.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
He had the harmony with her neck turtleneck, he had
that getting hot in there.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
It must be hot in that turtle neck.
Speaker 4 (19:25):
Oh yeah, So back to because you guys, so many
big massive stars came out of in living colors and
carry j Lo. You ever have you, like, have you
and Jay been able to keep like, you know, a relationship.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
When we see each other, it's love. You know.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
We're always fond of each other and each other's work,
and we're very supportive. And you know, when I see
Jim's big hugs and I would love to work.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
With j Long. I think that'd be a great, you know,
great combo. You know.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
So I think in the near future maybe you'll see
a Malin j Lo movie.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
I think that'd be great. That'd be crazy, like Anice
one anti comedy. No, it was off top of the domes.
Just she bought it up.
Speaker 4 (20:03):
I was like trumpetyl all right, she just released the
movie recently.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Well, she's you know, she's such a a brand and
such a a icon that you know it'd be more
than a pleasure to work with Jay With Jayla, I
just got to find the right movie and tell him
make it and make it, make it funny, and make
it quality enough that you know she it's it fits
(20:30):
with her brand and mine.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
That's right, That's right. Yo. Did you did you get
a chance to see jay Z in New York? No, No,
three nights Yankee Stadium? Was I jealous? Sure?
Speaker 2 (20:40):
I'm sure, And I know about twenty percent of all
the lyrics and every one of its own.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Just twenty. I have a job. I don't have time.
If anybody exactly, I can't. I can. I can better
live in my stand up. You think I'm gonna remember
his rhymes? Come on, man, you were there for a
reasonable doubt I know some of that. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Every three nights Yankee Stadium, that's crazy to New York.
I can't wait to sell out one night at the
No Vote at Downtown Ola La this Thursday night, July
sixteenth at the No Vote Downtown LA.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
And then I'm gonna sell out five shows.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Friday through Sunday July seventeenth through the nineteenth at the
Irvine Improv. And then I'm gonna sell out two more
shows July twenty fourth and July twenty fifth at the
MGM Grand Theatre in Las Vegas.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
And all those shows together don't equal a half a night.
Yankee Stadium.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
Like jay Z, it's it's Yankee Stadium. Nah, listen your
shows do well. You said loud, you have a great time.
It's not Yankee Stadium.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Yankee Stadium's crazy, right, It's coming, It's coming, He's coming.
He'll be out here in October for so far, so
far stadium.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Oh really, Okay, see little Kanye Diddy, he was like,
I'm gonna have to one up them.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Go on yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (22:01):
Yeah, Eminem, everybody going to Yeah, that's a that's a
that's a sick lineup.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
That was a crazy man was a crazy Did you go?
I did not go?
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Well, I did not go. I'm glad you didn't. Our
friend friend big Boy went A'm jealous, I am jealous.
We're not jealous. I am jealous.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
It's all good cool. What do they invite you to
the Rock Nation brunch?
Speaker 2 (22:29):
I think those are canceled. I think the brunches are canceled.
I think those were my evil prayers. I got them canceled.
And that's what they get for not inviting me.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
About you don't get invited to the White Party.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
I don't why is that because the same reason that
Rock Nation brunch was canceled. Oh, that White Party is
coming to a close very soon, for not inviting the
Prince of darkness.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
It goes down at those parties. Man, I don't need
to see it.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
No, No, I think they do all white parties because
then you can't see the jigs all over everybody.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Was that too much?
Speaker 2 (23:10):
No?
Speaker 1 (23:10):
I agree. They should bring one of those lights to
the white parties.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
The lights hitting the black lights, all that looking everyone's
everybody stuff look like his jersey Marlin. Man, Yo, always
a great time. Thank my god, here, thank you, appreciate you,
thank you. I know you got a date with your daughter,
Yes I do. I don't want to hold you, call me,
blow me up.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
That's right, Marlon.
Speaker 5 (23:39):
Thank you. I don't know what, but thank you.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
You get married a jack Jackie and Jackie And remember
Jackie and Nico.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Oh she got Yeah, they got married. Wow, So he
don't work in no more the husband he does it.
They both still do. But Jeff, Jeff Garcia, he moved on.
Chucky is our new executive producer Diversity higher. Okay, Gang Gang,
I like you.
Speaker 5 (24:04):
So Nico and Jackie got married on Saturday and they
took the week off.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Oh they high as fuck right now?
Speaker 2 (24:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:09):
You know it having high sex? Then I even it's
having sex in two different beds.
Speaker 6 (24:14):
Just hi, real quick. I'd ask you about dad advice.
A couple of years ago, when I have one kid,
you told me don't have kids. I double back. I
got another one. The youngest is three. Now any updated
dad advice?
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Don't hit him on the hood. Don't hit them he
spanks his kids. Don't spank your kids?
Speaker 6 (24:30):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Because that shows that you're a poor communicator. Is there
a baby? Why can't you talk to a baby? Every
time you spank your kid, you're taking your potential best
friend and you're making them your worst enemy. You're hurting
You're hurting your potential best friend. And I know you're
trying to teach them, but they don't need to learn
that way. There's other ways to teach them, and they'll
never forget those spankings, and they'll always be a part
(24:54):
of them that resents you for that, and it'll take
a lot of prayer and a lot to get over that.
So just don't do that to them. So challenge yourself
to be a better communicator. I don't hit my baby.
I only hit my other kids twice, and I felt terrible.
And when you would do that to myself when they
were younger, whenever you hit, yeah, my daddy whooped the
hell at me and I would tell my dad and
(25:16):
I got over it and we got really cool. But
there was times I was in my teens I was like,
I should beat this old nigga ass right now. He
could beat his ass because you don't forget those things.
And as close as I was with my dad, I
probably could have been even closer a lot sooner had
he if he didn't hit me. I think that put
a wedge between us. There was some little resentment. But
(25:37):
like I said, this new baby, axul nah, I don't
hit her. I talked to her like, don't do that, well,
you don't do that?
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Well, why you? I asked you not to get on
the couch. Would you listen to me? Yeah? But can
you not yell at me?
Speaker 2 (25:50):
I won't yell if you listened the first time, okay,
and we would negotiat. And when you have that kind
of communication, that kind of chemistry, there's no noise. A
spanking is noise, So to remove the noise? What are
you trying to do? Love my child, so don't hurt them,
and they won't hurt you. I love that man.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
My son asked me to apologize to him the other day,
and I thought that was the most beautiful thing in.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
The world of your assets.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
Of course, of course you ain't ship I apologize to
my kids.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
No, no, I did not. You apologize that you spankled? Sorry?
Speaker 3 (26:23):
What do you wins? Everybody's a Cruise Show real ninety
two three.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Love you, bro.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
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Speaker 2 (00:07):
Right?
Speaker 1 (00:08):
All right, let's go Marlon Wayns is back on the cruise.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Yeah, Marlin Wayns, Marlon waynland Wayns dot com.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
How about that back with my Latino community. Let's go
Marlon Wayns dot com.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
You can get tickets to all his shows, all his
merge Lee got three then there as well as cigars.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Yes, cigars, and I'm actually gonna be at tell them
you know, downtown Los Angeles. Yes, sixteenth, July sixteenth is
this Thursday night, and then Friday July seventeenth through Sunday
July nineteenth, I will be at the Irvine Improv And
lastly Friday July twenty fourth and Saturday July twenty fifth,
(00:49):
I will be at the MGM Theater in Las Vegas.
Get your tickets now. It's my birthday week, It's my
birthday month.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Birthday. Leo Gang Gang Gang Leo Leo.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
What do they say about Leo and the bitch ass
cancer niggas cancer sensitive?
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Yeah, they're just very in touch with their emotions. Cancer nomatorius.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Yeah, your husband must be a cancer because you defended that.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
No husband, no husband, No you thinking about Jackie?
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Yeah, so your wife is canceled.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
No, I don't have a wife either, But I know
a lot about science.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
What is there to say about Leo's We don't.
Speaker 5 (01:30):
Leaders leaders, We don't leadership.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
We call them we chill. I'm very very cool, good
with defeat, good, good with uh good. When I I'm successful,
I just stay very grounded, very level, very responsible. Yeah, yeah,
that's true. Were good people, that's true. I've heard that
a great great penis.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
We'll take your word for it, bro, great lovers. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Jesus,
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. What you want? Man, you're comedian,
I forgot.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Comedian should be able to say whatever they want because
it's comedy. It's the name of making people feel good
in laugh, whether it's offensive or you know, sad, whatever
it may be.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Some of the best comedians Penis was just a great word.
Penis is a great word.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Happiness, happy, happiness, happiness.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
I like that was cute. Yeah, I got kids, that
was cute. How are you kids?
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (02:27):
They are nine and five. See, I teach my kids
not to say penis.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
What do they say, well, my kids, they say dick.
Although my kids we pulled up the Dick sporting goods.
And my youngest is like, nah, that's a bad word.
I'm like Jesus, I'm like, son, it's not full of decks.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
My child Wayne's is. We you know, we have a
sense of humor about everything. I think for our family,
we always see the kids sense of humor.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Young.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
So there's a scene in a scary movie where we're
doing a terrifier Santa Claus, and he's giving out these
body parts to each kid. One kid gets a hand,
another kid gets a foot. Another little girl opens up
her gift. It's a pair of nuts sack scrot scat.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
She goes, what the hell and she.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Drops the scroto sack and does like this, and all
the people is like, I can't believe that they will
allow a child to do that. Who is that child's parents?
And I'm like, well, that was my three year old daughter.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
You're looking at him, so.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Y'all crack jokes, No matter what I mean, Opportunity offenders,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
I mean, like my child that's in the LGBTQ, So
you know I'm lg LGBTQ adjacent. And you know, I
have a great set about my child because my child
transition from being a girl now the boy and I
talk about the transition, but not their transition, my transition
(04:01):
dealing with their transition going from acceptance to deny, I
mean from denial talk to acceptance.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
I know. But that's why it's a beautiful set.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
And how long did it take you to go from
now to acceptance?
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Honestly, one hard week.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
That's not bad.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
It wasn't until yes, because all the way along, I know,
my daughter was started off by it and she was
like gay. She touched every letter into LGBTQ before before
they went to trans so, you know, and then they
were gay, and then they were lesbians and there's levels
to it, and she was, you know, lipstick lesbian, and
then you know, and then she you know, started studding
(04:39):
out and so it was a transition, it was. And
it was when they got to the part of the
hair and the surgery there was when I was like, no,
enough is enough, You're gay enough.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
The gay stops here.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
But you know, at the end of the day, you know,
you get through the hump and there's a pro process
and its acceptance comes.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
After the five stages of grief, because it's a father.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Losing a daughter begaining a son, and that's not what
you're understanding as a parent. So I try to offer
this two parents that are going people coming to me
after the show crying.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Like, oh my God, thank you for this. I needed that.
I was having trouble get over the hump.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
I'm still in depression, and I just, you know, get
them too, because all I care about is that a
father loves their child or mother loves their child. And
at the end of the day, you know, love is
an unconditional thing, and we are not God.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
There's only one God, and only God could judge us,
you know.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
And at one point are you thinking to yourself, Hey,
this isn't even about me.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Why am I tripping? No?
Speaker 2 (05:42):
But it was about me, okay, And I talk about
it in my set, because everything that happens in your
life is not it's a reflection, but it's really happening
to you, not them.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
The transition wasn't for them. The transition was for me.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
I was dealing with a lot of grief and that
transition got me through the last step from depression to acceptance.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
So I was dealing.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
I lost sixty seven people I love to death, and
I was having a hard time dealing. And God took
the very thing I loved most, which was my my daughter,
and was like, all right, you're not learning, well, grieve
this and then you go, oh, I got to accept.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
So I'm in peace. Damn, bother of that up? What's
wrong with your nose? He was doing coke? Stop? Why
is your nose so real? That looked like that looked
like you just did a line.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Stop.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
Hell the soccer games.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
He must be doing coke at the soccer game.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Jackie and Nico just got made over the weekend and
I was under the side.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Yeah we were there. Oh beautiful. I didn't get that invite.
You did not. She didn't, Joe, Joe Coy didn't. Wow,
Joe Coy got it. I didn't get an invite. That's cool.
I had a great wedding gift for you. Let's all
keep that lost lost out. Did your father meet your children?
My father? Did my father met all my children?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
He was Joe witness and my mother and my mother
always you know, accepted Cay.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
They was like, I don't.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Care what it is, you know, boy, girl, mustache. Not
that's still my baby. I love that little baby. I
just won't kiss it in the mouth because I don't
know where it's been.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
But other than that, yo, mom did say that. Yes,
my mother was funny. Bro, honey, right what did dad say?
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Dad said nothing, which for me was everything because he's
Joe witness and sometimes Joe witnesses could be very judgmental.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
And he didn't. He didn't give me that judgment. He
just loved my child, gave him, gave him love.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
And that's all I asked, because I don't want to
fight with my dad, like you know, the end of
the day, this is this is my baby and he knows,
and so he was just like, you know, I mean,
you know that's not my thing.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
That's my grand baby. I love them and you know,
kept in peace. No, that's right.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Yeah, I realized that too, like I would throw hands
from my kids with my dad.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Bro, No matter what my dad knew at the time,
my dad that could beat his ass because he had
he had breasts and I didn't you know he was
over over sixty. Yeah, he got the you know what
I mean, you're over sixty is more estrogen than his
body and thestoster on my body, slam you better loved
my child, kiss my kiss my son in the mountain.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
Do you thinkship has gotten stronger with your son?
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:38):
I think my well, I think my relationship has gotten
strong with God and my sense of self, and that
relationship was always there and it's always going to be there.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
I don't know if we're as close as me and.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
My other kids, but they're the oldest and they're in
a relationship, and you know, I give them the time
for them. They're trying to figure them. I'm not needy
in that way. Dad is here and I'm never gone anywhere.
And know what I ever, even though I threatened too
because I wanted you to not make certain choices. But
(09:11):
end of the day, Daddy loves you. I'm here and
I'm there for all three of them.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
They know that. Yeah, they know.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
They have a quiet confidence. And that's why I'm like,
will you call me sometimes?
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Dad? You know I love you. I do, but it
feels nice to hear. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Parents just want to be contacted. Yeah, I want to
be called every once in a while and just tell
me you're okay.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
I figure that's the least you could do. I have
to change your little nasty ass diaper.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Right now. That's the least they could do. Are you
always working on a special morn?
Speaker 1 (09:39):
I'm crazy. I'm always working on two or three different things.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Like, even though i have a special, I go it's
like this weekend at the Nova.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
So Thursday, I'm gonna do a show at.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
The Novo and that's what I'm doing, which will probably
be the things I'm working on for my next special.
And that is more of a performance piece, right, and
it's really funny and it's great.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
That set is great, it's cooked.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
And then this weekend in Irvine, I'll be doing what
I'm gonna work on for the next tour. So I'm
doing two completely different sets even though they're in the
same kind of areas.
Speaker 6 (10:13):
Yeah, do you have an idea of like when your
sets are complete?
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Like at one point, Yeah, when I'm ready to shoot,
I can shoot.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
I can shoot the one I'm I'm working on right now, tomorrow, borrow,
tomorrow is ready, and then the one I'm working on,
I know that it's ready to it'll be ready to
tour in two months.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
But bro, how are you not going gray? Right?
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Because you're you also have scary movie seven in your head.
You have white chicks in your head, you have a
lot of premises, you have a lot going on with
family as well.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
All of that is in there, and then you're still
performing live. All my pubes are gray.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
I'm joking. It looks like like a bunny rabbit. No,
I don't know. Actually still still brown hair. I don't know,
because I don't stress. I don't look at work as stress.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
I don't. This is an outlet for me.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
I think if I wasn't working, I would be full gray,
because then I'm not doing my purpose. God put me
on a purpose to do this thing, and I work tirelessly.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Why because this, I'm not tired. I'm inspired.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
I love what I do, and I can show up
for the things that I love and how many ways
I can express myself. It's comedy saved my life. So
I'm between comedy at great Therapist.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
And God, I'm okay.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Yeah, is that comedy stand up or just being all comedy?
Definitely stand up stand up the raw because and then
I'd be waiting to perform from between movies, and I
find myself getting depressed. So now every weekend I'm working,
so I'm never depressed because I'm always performing. And now
(11:49):
because I'm doing well on the road, I can make
better choices. I don't have to do a movie to
feel like I gotta perform. I'm already performing, so now
I canna make smart choices. I ain't gotta do a
bit bad movie because I want money. I'm already making
money on the road. So for me, stand up has
made me a better artist.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
You have another movie on the way with Kiky Palmer. Yes,
I do. I'm riding right now. Write a Die.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
We're gonna probably change the name because Bad Boys they're
Bad Boys Ride or Died. I'm like, why would you
use it as a subtitle, So we're gonna call it
something else. But I just think that the dynamic between
me and Keiky Palmer would be great. It's a romantic,
buddy action comedy.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
So you guys are a couple in the movie. It's
like if in Bad Boys, if Will and Martin could
fall in love. We're not a couple with two people
that hate each other.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Were go on a bad date and then find out
with both cops and we get put on the same
case and we hate each other, and then over the
course of the case.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
We've fallen off, bro. I think like Palmer embodies the
Waynes vibes. She finny science. I think she got her
own thing. But I think she's definitely a.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Student, you know, And I think being a student, you
got to study the greats in order to become a
come on, And I think that she's taking a lot
of the great metrics. But she's her own person, her
own business, and you know, she's very funny.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
I love I love her.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
You can't wait to work with her. That's gonna be great.
You guys haven't started filming yet. I'm writing it right now,
you're writing it. I'm doing a rewrite right now, and
then hopefully we'll be filming later this year.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
This is crazy, So you're working on two different sets.
I'm crazy you're writing this. Yes, you're nuts, You're crazy.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
I'm a crazy. It works for all my different personalities.
I put them all to work. That's right, right, right,
right right, So it helps when I tripole herself stay sane.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
And that's why you golf right to like decompress.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Yes, golf has changed my life too. I just I go,
I hit a ball like I'm trying I find time.
I'm like today, after I hang out with my daughter,
take her to the pool, I'm gonna go to the
country club and I'm gonna I'm gonna play some golf and.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Maybe a ank or two. You you I like. I
have my legatu Dente cigards. If you want my Legatudente gods,
you gotta go to mall a wayns dot.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Com right now at fox segards dot com and you
can order them all away. I like the way you
say it anyway, and yeah, I'll smoke. I've larned. I'm
not drinking on the golf course no more. Why I
play bad? I played bad as it is.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
But when you drink and are you driving that car?
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Bro, you play really never minded driving. I'm a pretty
good drinking and driving right right, But I'm not good
drinking and driving when it comes to driving a golf ball.
I don't know what happened last weekend. I played whole
one to twelve. I was playing like I was killing
the ball. Yeah, I was consistent, and then holds twelve
(14:36):
to sixteen, I could not find the ball.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
I don't know what happened.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
And then I realized, oh, that's when those four Tequilaus
and sodas caught up to me, and then seventeen through
eighteen I was I.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Was good again. So I was like, oh, yeah, I'm
not drinking no more. There you go, there you go.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
So you know when to spot the problem, yes, yeah,
and you do something about it right then and there.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
No, I continue to make the same mistakes. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
I like to learn the hard way, but it depends.
Sometimes I'll go, Man, who cares about the score. It's
when I have a good time, that's right, That's right.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
You know I ain't tagle Woods. Nah, I mean, I'm Tago. Won't.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Hello, You're not trying to go You're not trying to
go pro. You're just trying to have fun.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
I would go pro in a second, but I'm just
not good enough. That's right. I want to go.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
I want to go pro enough to play with other
athletes and other comedians and beat they ass.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Okay, a lot of comedians play golf.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Now in your head, are you thinking I gotta learn
how to play golf because I'm gonna do this in
a movie one day.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
No, I'm playing golf for my sanity. I gotta learn
how to play golf because are you those gonna turn
into something that you do, maybe it will It's the same.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
I play piano, right, but I'm not like no, no,
I'm not like a professional pianist a pianist, but I'm
good enough to play some songs. And if I was
to do a movie, then I'm good enough to be like, Okay,
I can get really great for the movie.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
And it's the same thing with golf.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
If a golf movie comes my way, it's all my hobbies.
I like to pick things up because then who knows.
And you know you're preparing for something. Do you play
by ear or do you like you know, I gotta
I gotta read. I can't do nothing by ear. My
hearing is terrible.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
You're a student.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Sean slapped me so many times in Wayns Brothers. I
can't hear nothing, bro, speak of that.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
You know a clip is still going crazy? Little chivalry
is dead. Oh yeah, bro, that clip just has a
little chivalry from one hundred and twenty fifth Street.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Why there's a lot of classic Wayns brother stuff.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
You know, that's why we continue to keep doing our stuff.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Scary movie six did great, made two hundred and thirty
plus million, and I'm still going And then you know, well,
and talks for other things, and we'll tell you when
those things happen.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
I don't even talk about it right now because you
know you're gonna get us an say. I'm not gonna
say it because people get violent.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
Now.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
I'm not gonna say it. I'm not gonna say it
till it's time. No, no, no, no, I feel it.
I would you know, I see Damon doing tiktoks.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Bro Yeah, Damon's doing tiktoks, Kim's doing Instagram.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
You know.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
But I think because they're starting to feel the bug,
and it's just like I'm glad they're getting the bugs.
And now I'm like, hey, guys, let's let's go do
the next thing. The Wayne's Family Variety Show, something done.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
I think it's sitting now needs competition and I think
you yeah, And I think we're just different.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Right.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
It's extremely SNL has made a great industry of itself,
and I think the waynes is.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
We need to do the same. MM should happen, Yes, sir,
and it could happen.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
Marlon Wayns Martin Wayns dot Com for tickets, merch, cigars, everything, everything,
tour dates.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
The merch is crazy. I love the play on the
Wu tang. That's crazy. Thank you, yes, sir yo.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
When it comes to character work, who's the Is Eddie
Murphy the best at it? Because there's Eddie Murphy, there's
the Wayns, there's Drew Ski, there's Dave Chappelle, there's Tyler Perry.
Who's the best at it? Well?
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Different they all I think we're all good. Depends. Like
you know, there's James Box. He does great impressions and
needs to do characters. I think everybody you know, everybody
you mentioned that r they're all great. Martin on his show,
he did all all those original characters. Like I think
you know Wayans's we are definitely up there. Eddie's one
(18:22):
of the goats. He can do impressions, he can do
characters that Eddie can do original people can do people
in his family, you know Eddie. I'm always gonna go Eddie.
Chappelle's brilliant. You know the stuff he did with Uh.
I'm Rick James Bet, you know Chappelle, all the people
you name, I think they're all great.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
I ain't gonna sit there and battle with anybody. I'm
better than you. I'm whoever the audience likes.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
That's who the be a crazy verses though character, you know,
character for character.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Would be crazy and take it would take a lot,
but not trying to start.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
That sounds like that sounds like a lot of work.
You're right, You're right, Like White Chicks. You know, you've
you've said this many times White Chicks.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Although the last versus when Tanks starts singing about Tyree's
telling that.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
He had the harmony with her neck turtleneck, he had
that getting hot in there.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
It must be hot in that turtle neck.
Speaker 4 (19:25):
Oh yeah, So back to because you guys, so many
big massive stars came out of in living colors and
carry j Lo. You ever have you, like, have you
and Jay been able to keep like, you know, a relationship.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
When we see each other, it's love. You know.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
We're always fond of each other and each other's work,
and we're very supportive. And you know, when I see
Jim's big hugs and I would love to work.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
With j Long. I think that'd be a great, you know,
great combo. You know.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
So I think in the near future maybe you'll see
a Malin j Lo movie.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
I think that'd be great. That'd be crazy, like Anice
one anti comedy. No, it was off top of the domes.
Just she bought it up.
Speaker 4 (20:03):
I was like trumpetyl all right, she just released the
movie recently.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Well, she's you know, she's such a a brand and
such a a icon that you know it'd be more
than a pleasure to work with Jay With Jayla, I
just got to find the right movie and tell him
make it and make it, make it funny, and make
it quality enough that you know she it's it fits
(20:30):
with her brand and mine.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
That's right, That's right. Yo. Did you did you get
a chance to see jay Z in New York? No, No,
three nights Yankee Stadium? Was I jealous? Sure?
Speaker 2 (20:40):
I'm sure, And I know about twenty percent of all
the lyrics and every one of its own.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Just twenty. I have a job. I don't have time.
If anybody exactly, I can't. I can. I can better
live in my stand up. You think I'm gonna remember
his rhymes? Come on, man, you were there for a
reasonable doubt I know some of that. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Every three nights Yankee Stadium, that's crazy to New York.
I can't wait to sell out one night at the
No Vote at Downtown Ola La this Thursday night, July
sixteenth at the No Vote Downtown LA.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
And then I'm gonna sell out five shows.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Friday through Sunday July seventeenth through the nineteenth at the
Irvine Improv. And then I'm gonna sell out two more
shows July twenty fourth and July twenty fifth at the
MGM Grand Theatre in Las Vegas.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
And all those shows together don't equal a half a night.
Yankee Stadium.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
Like jay Z, it's it's Yankee Stadium. Nah, listen your
shows do well. You said loud, you have a great time.
It's not Yankee Stadium.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Yankee Stadium's crazy, right, It's coming, It's coming, He's coming.
He'll be out here in October for so far, so
far stadium.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Oh really, Okay, see little Kanye Diddy, he was like,
I'm gonna have to one up them.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Go on yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (22:01):
Yeah, Eminem, everybody going to Yeah, that's a that's a
that's a sick lineup.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
That was a crazy man was a crazy Did you go?
I did not go?
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Well, I did not go. I'm glad you didn't. Our
friend friend big Boy went A'm jealous, I am jealous.
We're not jealous. I am jealous.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
It's all good cool. What do they invite you to
the Rock Nation brunch?
Speaker 2 (22:29):
I think those are canceled. I think the brunches are canceled.
I think those were my evil prayers. I got them canceled.
And that's what they get for not inviting me.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
About you don't get invited to the White Party.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
I don't why is that because the same reason that
Rock Nation brunch was canceled. Oh, that White Party is
coming to a close very soon, for not inviting the
Prince of darkness.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
It goes down at those parties. Man, I don't need
to see it.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
No, No, I think they do all white parties because
then you can't see the jigs all over everybody.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Was that too much?
Speaker 2 (23:10):
No?
Speaker 1 (23:10):
I agree. They should bring one of those lights to
the white parties.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
The lights hitting the black lights, all that looking everyone's
everybody stuff look like his jersey Marlin. Man, Yo, always
a great time. Thank my god, here, thank you, appreciate you,
thank you. I know you got a date with your daughter,
Yes I do. I don't want to hold you, call me,
blow me up.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
That's right, Marlon.
Speaker 5 (23:39):
Thank you. I don't know what, but thank you.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
You get married a jack Jackie and Jackie And remember
Jackie and Nico.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Oh she got Yeah, they got married. Wow, So he
don't work in no more the husband he does it.
They both still do. But Jeff, Jeff Garcia, he moved on.
Chucky is our new executive producer Diversity higher. Okay, Gang Gang,
I like you.
Speaker 5 (24:04):
So Nico and Jackie got married on Saturday and they
took the week off.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Oh they high as fuck right now?
Speaker 2 (24:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:09):
You know it having high sex? Then I even it's
having sex in two different beds.
Speaker 6 (24:14):
Just hi, real quick. I'd ask you about dad advice.
A couple of years ago, when I have one kid,
you told me don't have kids. I double back. I
got another one. The youngest is three. Now any updated
dad advice?
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Don't hit him on the hood. Don't hit them he
spanks his kids. Don't spank your kids?
Speaker 6 (24:30):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Because that shows that you're a poor communicator. Is there
a baby? Why can't you talk to a baby? Every
time you spank your kid, you're taking your potential best
friend and you're making them your worst enemy. You're hurting
You're hurting your potential best friend. And I know you're
trying to teach them, but they don't need to learn
that way. There's other ways to teach them, and they'll
never forget those spankings, and they'll always be a part
(24:54):
of them that resents you for that, and it'll take
a lot of prayer and a lot to get over that.
So just don't do that to them. So challenge yourself
to be a better communicator. I don't hit my baby.
I only hit my other kids twice, and I felt terrible.
And when you would do that to myself when they
were younger, whenever you hit, yeah, my daddy whooped the
hell at me and I would tell my dad and
(25:16):
I got over it and we got really cool. But
there was times I was in my teens I was like,
I should beat this old nigga ass right now. He
could beat his ass because you don't forget those things.
And as close as I was with my dad, I
probably could have been even closer a lot sooner had
he if he didn't hit me. I think that put
a wedge between us. There was some little resentment. But
(25:37):
like I said, this new baby, axul nah, I don't
hit her. I talked to her like, don't do that, well,
you don't do that?
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Well, why you? I asked you not to get on
the couch. Would you listen to me? Yeah? But can
you not yell at me?
Speaker 2 (25:50):
I won't yell if you listened the first time, okay,
and we would negotiat. And when you have that kind
of communication, that kind of chemistry, there's no noise. A
spanking is noise, So to remove the noise? What are
you trying to do? Love my child, so don't hurt them,
and they won't hurt you. I love that man.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
My son asked me to apologize to him the other day,
and I thought that was the most beautiful thing in.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
The world of your assets.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
Of course, of course you ain't ship I apologize to
my kids.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
No, no, I did not. You apologize that you spankled? Sorry?
Speaker 3 (26:23):
What do you wins? Everybody's a Cruise Show real ninety
two three.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Love you, bro.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Heysh Jack get Rich from The Cruse Show. Thanks for
listening to The Cruise Show podcast.
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