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This is the downbeat on ninety sevenone the Freak rhymes Fighting Danny Grooves,
talking both stuff in the afternode takethe rip and down some booze with rhymes
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Key and Danny Grooves. There's alittle guy at a little room. He
barks in his sleep. Danny's notwell groomed. He's addicted to burn and
wearing splitwotter shoes. Allow me tointroduce you to groups rhymes Viking Danny groups,
(00:49):
talking both stuff in the Afternoone grabbedyour poe and sid the smiles with
rhymes Key Danny groups. He's afailed musician. He looked into this seed.
He's fifteen years old. He justhas a kid, all right.
He doesn't want to hear the wholething, but it's mainly that second verse.
(01:11):
It's very long. Yeah, okay, but that was a bad ear
worm. Boy, that was thatguy in every one's head. But now
all I can do is say,just ground beef every ten seconds. You've
ruined my weekend, I'm sorry,possibly the whole month of April. Quite
all right, do you have thatone that I just told you? Okay,
Mikey said, someone texted in theywanted to hear the hypothetical. Yeah,
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please play the hypothetical y'all came upwith in the fly when Kevin tells
the perfect joke and he starts floatingto the heavens as a result of his
joke stroke. Yeah. For thosethat don't know, I have a narcolepsy,
which is a side effective. Ithas a side effect called cataplexy.
Sometimes if I say something funny beforeI've taken my pill. It's more like
if you say something that you thinkis going to be funny. Yeah.
Yeah, he can't get the jokeout. And second bit of info you
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need is we're on the third floorof our building and on the fourth floor
is the Korean Consulate. Oh yeah, yeah, that's important. So let's
say KT crafts the greatest joke ofall time and it comes out. We're
dying on the floor laughing. Sohe tells a joke that's so good,
his eyes rolling in the back ofhis head, and he just starts floating
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beamed up to the heavens. Wegrab a leg and yank him back on
his chair, but his pants comeoff and he keeps going. It's floating
up, floating up to meet Jesus. Passes thunderbank passes the Korean Embassy as
a min's sun is sitting at hisdesk, eyes dark. There's a window
(02:44):
washer steps into a bucket and fallsoff. God, the butterfly effectiveness,
it's because you had to issue thegreatest joke of all time. Here comes
he comes a plane fling into theI'll Fight Museum. The pilot does like
the double days. Meanwhile, Mikeyand I are just watching this levitation transpire
(03:07):
while we're each holding a leg ofpant saggy pants. We look up words
hot in crashes into him. God, that was funny, dude, just
the that was so funny. VisualWhat was his name, Men's sung.
(03:29):
You know, he's got his glasseson and he's looking down at a notebook
and he senses something in his perperand just kind of goes hey hey.
And then we say no appointment,Yes, no appointment, no appointment none,
as a ghost of Kevin. That'sfun. See us back then.
(03:53):
We're not as bad as they say. We are. Lives ahead of us.
Optimism, optimism, joy par threegolf soon in the next hour and
twenty minutes for Mikey and I PgaFrisco. That all the requests we have,
Man, there's tons of text Iknow. It's just you know,
can get to everyone, you know, it's tough to do. That's the
thing about our beat request live isthere's just so much like you're gonna get
(04:19):
a lot of stuff, and Ialmost I'm not like, we're just kind
of looking at it on the flybecause the text board just is flying,
so we're not like, really,we're not. We're not screening your calls.
It is an impromptu bit and we'lljust bring it back one time in
the near future. I see Mayaround the same week maybe of the downbeat
(04:40):
singing sombreros. Oh my god,are you sure? Let's sick go to
my house coming up? Is thata week day? It's hither that?
Did you check it? Is ita week day? If it's actually a
weekday? Or is that the okay? I'll shake on that Sunday that man,
Well, you would you would putthem out in the stores on Thursday,
(05:03):
May second, though, and thenthe people would have them for the
weekend to go buy them. Afurewe preview them on the air. Let
us don't think any of us knowhow to handle that with any maturity whatsoever.
And now and where does the showa record for our yes Latino friends
in this area. Let's try tokeep it that way. Yeah, we
(05:27):
love them. It'd be more ofa tribute to them. I think it's
racist to not do the downbeat singing. Trust men, if you hear what
I would probably end up coming upwith, you would disagree. Why not
the downbeat singing bag of avocados hitthe thing and then it sings to you?
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Oh yeah, I could do aJerito empty Jerito's bottles in my yard.
Always empty Jerrito's bottles in my yard, And part of me thinks because
they want to throw it in thegringos yard. Yeah, well, guess
what. The joke's on them,because guess guess who's taking those bottles in
for recycling and getting a penny perbottle money? This greendo profit, Gringo,
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gordo, gringo, this waro.Thanks for the jos. How the
gringo stole Sinco to Maya? Nineteenninety four is the year, Maddie.
Oh good god, I know somebodygot a reverb unit for Christmas for their
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drums. It's gotta be like Soundgardenor or Temple the Dog or nineteen ninety
four down temple pilots. That's agood guess. Okay, let's do Stone.
Let's guess something by Stone Temple pilots. All right, how about plush?
No, it's not plush, it'snot okay, basis that's a basin
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synth? Yeah, yeah, yeah, night court. Wow, I'm not
smashing pumpkins. All right, giveus one one. Help us out,
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textures. Who is this piano synth? Nothing compares to you. I'm not
drive by the cars, is it? No? It's not. No,
it's not that. Wasn't that?Yeah? That was before the That's the
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way it's starting to sound. Forme. It sounds like some form of
butt rock, and I definitely knowI don't think it is. I think
it's some cynthy poppy thing. Ibet it's something that we say, Oh
it's pretty good. Okay, howabout we had some backing vocals. Okay,
who's God drive me? That's notthat? B York? Yeah,
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yeah, look not life in anorthern town? Is that it? No?
That's probably predates that. Yeah,gosh, I feel I could kind
of know it in a way.You said, B York, it's not
sting as it rose. Englishman inNew York what's our next option? Is
(08:50):
that it? I don't know what'sthe next option? Come on voice cover,
No one's helping. Circle of Lifeline King, is it really will
be in Nelton John? Is itreally figured you would have got this just
on the drums? Actually it's CarmenTwilly and they're saying, correct the Circle
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of Life? Did you get itright? Yeah? We got job Kevy.
Oh you're two for two kind ofwe had it on the first one
yesterday. That was an embarrassing performance. Someone said, my favorite song Danny
made about the car jump and thesnops of the movie that Mike thought was
great. That was when I madeyou think about Hooper Hooper and jumping the
entire ravine. Well, that songwas a journey, wasn't it. We're
(09:39):
getting a lot. Yeah, thatwas too heady what we were doing the
three different topics. Were we outthinking ourselves? And I think we keep
it simple. Food always flew alot of support for the Sinkle to MYO
songs from our amigos for real mybirthday Sinkle to MYO. Please give me
the singing your Rito's bottle. TheMexican audience submit their songs on a talkback
(10:01):
for sinking of mi Oro. That'sfine. We are Latinos. Of course,
we never get offended by anything.We celebrate it. They party,
They do party on Mexican I wantto hear the singing sombreros. The only
people that would be offended are thepeople that aren't Mexican exactly. Why is
that the case? Because we're allsofties? Why is it the when you
make fun of a I don't know, a group or a race or whatever.
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Right, it's the only people toget mad or uptight white people because
they think others are getting mad andno one's getting mad other than you.
Yeah. Yeah, it's pronounced harito some I'm told, what'd you say,
jurto j A r R I tu s. Do white people care
about what people think about them morethan anyone else? Yeah? Yeah.
White people are the are the mostafraid people in the world. People are
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all over Lion King way before wegot it. Damn I bet they were.
Yeah, I mean, looking backat it, I'm like, duh,
you know, but it took alittle bit to get there, So
guys said, at first it soundedlike Razor Ramon's thing song. Two people
did the bad guy, Hey yo, good Talkies. Uh yeah, I
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actually do. By the way,the Alma draft House movie, It's gonna
be April thirtieth, a little bitof a date change April thirtieth album draft
House Cinema. I went for mcgrooberAlma draft House and Denton will be the
one for the Ben and Skin Show. Let's Freaking Chill April thirtieth, mccroover
taking seven dollars right now, alcoholicagain, Ben AND's Skin Show and speak
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Easy out at PJ Forsco today tento six. Here we go, Hey,
down be. Can you imagine whenthe corn kid finally gets a hold
of the internet, It's pawn canthink of a more beautiful thing? Just
look at that thing? It's poorcorn Kid? Corn Kid? You played
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that earlier at ten minute? No, I mean the actual original audio?
Now, oh, the actual youdon't have at the top of my head,
I don't, but car you lookfor it. Maybe horn Kids.
I just love it too. Iwish I could get happy about something as
much as corn makes that little boyhappy. He sees it and makes him
happy and then he eats it.The thing that makes me happiest the most
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is the time. Julie Julie saidsomething real shocking on our show, and
that is what I'll go to nowI'm doing it. No, I'm not
going to uh talkbacks, I'll justplay talkbacks. Yeah, we too much,
Old Annie, I want need tosay you're the old audio edger.
Hey, boys, I need somequick marriage advice from two time divorce season
radio heroes and Kevin. If thepast control lady comes to your door,
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she's pitching you on your service.Her and your wife. You compliment each
other over and over, how beautifulthe other one is. Are you the
bad guy if you suggest they makeout? Apparently you are bitch. Anyway,
boys, after this past weekend,Cody Rhodes ascending to the throne,
I don't really know where we gofrom here. Oh yeah, that's right.
It's one hundred and thirteen days tillSummerSlam. That's the biggest party of
the summer. Daniel. I loveyour uping buns. I'm Summer Slam guy.
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You are some I got wrestling,Danny. Your Summers was last year.
I'm still Dad's one hundred and thirteendays to the biggest party of the
sun. So he tried to gethis wife to make out with the pest
Control lady, and it didn't workout. People I would just think,
all right, they're just being anidiot. But with him, I believe
him. I think most of whatBrady says out loud is the truth to
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Brady m Someone requested requested fake TedCruz. Danny Madness is here. I'm
filling out my bracket and inviting youto enter our Cruise College Championship. March
Madness is here. That's your bracketdoing. March Madness is here. Stop
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the radical Left by filling up yourbracket. He sounds like Miley. He
doesn't like Miley. I get theElite eight. I have Yukon against Iowa
State. I have North Carolina againstBaylor, Chalk Houston against Texas Tech.
I had Purdue against Texas. Iwill admit it's very much a Homer bracket,
but I'm a wait. So hescrewed TCU, though screwed TCU eight
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once seven voted blue at the lastmidterm. That gets funnier to be everything
good. It gonna sell like atalk like this, Yes, fight the
radical Left. I'm playing one onone with me. One more talk talk
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about well, I have two moretalkbacks. We're inny Corn Kid have that
ready me you Hey, I'm RonGoldman's father. Shred going to give a
quick shout out to cancer for crawlingup OJ's ass and pounding his prostate into
the grave. I've always tep alittle weird about the way we dump our
garbage into landfills, but it kindof feels right knowing that those is finally
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both literally and metaphorically lower than dirt. And this shouldn't be an issue of
race. I think what's really importantis that now they're rich and powerful,
can feel safe knowing that if they'reever mildly inconvenienced by an average citizen,
that they can cut him like afish. Jo Jesus Storm. Gee,
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okay, hey y'all, yo yo, I got a joke for you.
Where do you find a golfer ona Saturday night? Mm hmm? Comin
gime, bitch? What was his? Come on? Come on, come
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on, come on, come on, come, I don't know. Did
you have corn kid? Listen tothis kid? I love to hear corn
kid The origin of corn Kid.I really like cone. What do you
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like about corn? Ever? Sensiron? I was told that cone is
real. It tasted good. Didyou think corn wasn't real, And when
I tried it with battle, everythingchanges. I love cone? Mmm?
Cone? Do you think everyone shouldbe eating corn? No? Not.
Everyone has to like it to bethe best. Yeah, this has to
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try it have a thing. Whatelse are your favorite things? I play
a blade of games, Hide andSea, cad nevile, lava monster,
dimostly cone. I mean, thenlook at the stand. I can't imagine
a more beautiful thing. It's cone. It's corn, it gets it's awesome.
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You describe corn to someone who's nevertasted it before, A big lump
with knobs. It has the juice. It's the part that I mostly makes
me like the cone. How muchdo you think corn should cost? Mandala?
I hope you have a contastic day, a corantastic day. Why it's
just a pun above corne. Haveyou anyone loves cone? If you come
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to me, I can tell youall about it. Do you like corn?
No? Have you ever had cornbefore? That kid is king?
Ever since I found out corn wasreal, I loved it. Smother me
and don't don't age by one daybecause I was gonna say, let's get
corn kit on. But he's probablytwenty Yeah, his parents, he's in
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a hardcore gangster wrap band, thinkingabout how much he hates corn. Yeah,
he can't be that sweet forever.There's no way. I love it.
It's con it's cone juice, hasthe juice so good? Well you're
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not done? What? No?I mean, I have a I do
have a couple more, but they'renot loading in correctly. Do we have
internet problems today? Is that what'sgoing on? I mean? No more
than normal? No more than normal? Yeah, so what if next week
I'm off Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. You guys going to Monday too,
We'll do Monday Tuesdays. Shall weget Jay kidd on or something? MAVs
(18:22):
will in their season Sunday? Yeah, they playing at night. I don't
think they have to play anyone.I think they're the five seed, Like,
I don't think they have to doanything. Let's get Dante Eximon do
good day, mate, Let's getDante on on Tuesday. I kind of
want to get kid on and justbe like, should Luca be the MVP?
Like, get him to say it? Yeah, say it, then
send it to all the media members. They run becomes a bigger story than
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it ever was, and then theygo viral. We're on the New York
Post Our boss's boss's boss and bossand boss and bossco. My guys made
it to my favorite paper, Victoryfor Downbeat, just say it. I
do like that plan. How youlaid that out. We'll get one on
my day one on Tuesday, right, Jason Kid. Then we'll get Jason
Exhum, just a big Mass fanwho lives out in the colony. That's
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probably what we'll end up getting.I'll take any map for real, but
we're not gonna get Luca or Kyrie. PJ might be interesting down for that.
I'm interested in Peage. Give mesome peache. Do you want a
pjep a PJ Washington for sure?Oh? Well, the master happening Tigers.
Are you gonna tell us about yourbig European adventure? On? What
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day are you going? I don'tthink. I don't think anyone cares.
I think we we care, wecare, and we're just talking about life.
People, even people go to Europesometimes it's kind of awesome. I
haven't been to Europe in almost twentyyears. Geez, really, yeah,
I've never been, and the dudea man's first trip. This is huge
at deadly and deep Atlantic ocean,cold cold, sharp way, Jimmy tell
(19:57):
you a yawning, yearning body ofwater that wants you to float and bloat
within it. The thing is thatdamn up that that damn transatlantic flight is
Transatlantic flight? Oh yeah, Katiein the middle of the night. Is
that the band you'd go see?Four tight? You'all are going to see
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Fish two four nights at the sphere. Y'all need to do all four nights?
I don't know. I read thatwhole article that cash pretty good,
right, and I was telling Rocksabout it. I was like, look,
even if you didn't want to go, I would probably have to go
to all four nights. They're gonnaplay a different show each night. The
tickets are over one thousand dollars.I only go to one shop. If
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you want to go to four nightswith your lady lover, it's eight thousand
dollars. And then yeah, suretext Fish is stupid. Whatever does your
band cost one thousand dollars per Ifyou're lucky, By the way, maybe
twelve hundred Most people their bands aredead or broken up, right, We're
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so lucky to have favorite bands?Yes, Danny, who's your favorite live?
He didn't have one I don't know. I don't know he didn't have
one. Hey, get Danny,know who my favorite band is? Tell
me my band with you? Godis going to do it. I've been
waiting on those tracks. Last oneon the talk back. Hey there downbeat
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World, checking in here. Hollerat me. Quick question, DraftKings team
having fun tournament? If I placeexactly sixty ninth place, can I get
an on air interview? You knowwhat? I will grant that if that
guy up into sixty ninth in theleague of one hundred listeners that we have,
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yep, he can get it onair interview. Start out. Yeah,
I kind of want to do thewinner, but I wonder if anybody
Hey got in that aren't listeners.I'm in seventy third out of one hundred.
I think I'm dude. I thinkI'm fiftieth because Matt's Yama decided to
screw me. Oh God, Ihad Brian Harmon if he's a forty seven
on the back line. If anyof these fools picked uh speak, they're
(22:03):
screwed. We should go now sothe Benskin Show can start all the time.
Maddie filling in for JJ for mostof the week. Thank you,
Maddie. We appreciate you. Mike, Yeah, we'll see you on Monday
six am. Danny, I'll behere bro on Monday six am. Let's
go have a weekend. Me andMike are going to PJ Frisco. Right
now. You should get out therefor the Beninskin Show. We'll get the
show up uh asap. And Danny, I'd like for you to send us
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home with that signature catchphrase you're tellingme about in the bathroom. About an
hour ago you were working on something. Oh, the one that I was
saying in the bathroom. You're workshoppingsomething. Yeah, all right, Kevin,
stop looking at my crank.
This is the downbeat on ninety sevenone the Freak rhymes Fighting Danny Grooves,
talking both stuff in the afternode takethe rip and down some booze with rhymes
(00:28):
Key and Danny Grooves. There's alittle guy at a little room. He
barks in his sleep. Danny's notwell groomed. He's addicted to burn and
wearing splitwotter shoes. Allow me tointroduce you to groups rhymes Viking Danny groups,
(00:49):
talking both stuff in the Afternoone grabbedyour poe and sid the smiles with
rhymes Key Danny groups. He's afailed musician. He looked into this seed.
He's fifteen years old. He justhas a kid, all right.
He doesn't want to hear the wholething, but it's mainly that second verse.
(01:11):
It's very long. Yeah, okay, but that was a bad ear
worm. Boy, that was thatguy in every one's head. But now
all I can do is say,just ground beef every ten seconds. You've
ruined my weekend, I'm sorry,possibly the whole month of April. Quite
all right, do you have thatone that I just told you? Okay,
Mikey said, someone texted in theywanted to hear the hypothetical. Yeah,
(01:33):
please play the hypothetical y'all came upwith in the fly when Kevin tells
the perfect joke and he starts floatingto the heavens as a result of his
joke stroke. Yeah. For thosethat don't know, I have a narcolepsy,
which is a side effective. Ithas a side effect called cataplexy.
Sometimes if I say something funny beforeI've taken my pill. It's more like
if you say something that you thinkis going to be funny. Yeah.
Yeah, he can't get the jokeout. And second bit of info you
(01:56):
need is we're on the third floorof our building and on the fourth floor
is the Korean Consulate. Oh yeah, yeah, that's important. So let's
say KT crafts the greatest joke ofall time and it comes out. We're
dying on the floor laughing. Sohe tells a joke that's so good,
his eyes rolling in the back ofhis head, and he just starts floating
(02:17):
beamed up to the heavens. Wegrab a leg and yank him back on
his chair, but his pants comeoff and he keeps going. It's floating
up, floating up to meet Jesus. Passes thunderbank passes the Korean Embassy as
a min's sun is sitting at hisdesk, eyes dark. There's a window
(02:44):
washer steps into a bucket and fallsoff. God, the butterfly effectiveness,
it's because you had to issue thegreatest joke of all time. Here comes
he comes a plane fling into theI'll Fight Museum. The pilot does like
the double days. Meanwhile, Mikeyand I are just watching this levitation transpire
(03:07):
while we're each holding a leg ofpant saggy pants. We look up words
hot in crashes into him. God, that was funny, dude, just
the that was so funny. VisualWhat was his name, Men's sung.
(03:29):
You know, he's got his glasseson and he's looking down at a notebook
and he senses something in his perperand just kind of goes hey hey.
And then we say no appointment,Yes, no appointment, no appointment none,
as a ghost of Kevin. That'sfun. See us back then.
(03:53):
We're not as bad as they say. We are. Lives ahead of us.
Optimism, optimism, joy par threegolf soon in the next hour and
twenty minutes for Mikey and I PgaFrisco. That all the requests we have,
Man, there's tons of text Iknow. It's just you know,
can get to everyone, you know, it's tough to do. That's the
thing about our beat request live isthere's just so much like you're gonna get
(04:19):
a lot of stuff, and Ialmost I'm not like, we're just kind
of looking at it on the flybecause the text board just is flying,
so we're not like, really,we're not. We're not screening your calls.
It is an impromptu bit and we'lljust bring it back one time in
the near future. I see Mayaround the same week maybe of the downbeat
(04:40):
singing sombreros. Oh my god,are you sure? Let's sick go to
my house coming up? Is thata week day? It's hither that?
Did you check it? Is ita week day? If it's actually a
weekday? Or is that the okay? I'll shake on that Sunday that man,
Well, you would you would putthem out in the stores on Thursday,
(05:03):
May second, though, and thenthe people would have them for the
weekend to go buy them. Afurewe preview them on the air. Let
us don't think any of us knowhow to handle that with any maturity whatsoever.
And now and where does the showa record for our yes Latino friends
in this area. Let's try tokeep it that way. Yeah, we
(05:27):
love them. It'd be more ofa tribute to them. I think it's
racist to not do the downbeat singing. Trust men, if you hear what
I would probably end up coming upwith, you would disagree. Why not
the downbeat singing bag of avocados hitthe thing and then it sings to you?
(05:53):
Oh yeah, I could do aJerito empty Jerito's bottles in my yard.
Always empty Jerrito's bottles in my yard, And part of me thinks because
they want to throw it in thegringos yard. Yeah, well, guess
what. The joke's on them,because guess guess who's taking those bottles in
for recycling and getting a penny perbottle money? This greendo profit, Gringo,
(06:16):
gordo, gringo, this waro.Thanks for the jos. How the
gringo stole Sinco to Maya? Nineteenninety four is the year, Maddie.
Oh good god, I know somebodygot a reverb unit for Christmas for their
(06:46):
drums. It's gotta be like Soundgardenor or Temple the Dog or nineteen ninety
four down temple pilots. That's agood guess. Okay, let's do Stone.
Let's guess something by Stone Temple pilots. All right, how about plush?
No, it's not plush, it'snot okay, basis that's a basin
(07:10):
synth? Yeah, yeah, yeah, night court. Wow, I'm not
smashing pumpkins. All right, giveus one one. Help us out,
(07:34):
textures. Who is this piano synth? Nothing compares to you. I'm not
drive by the cars, is it? No? It's not. No,
it's not that. Wasn't that?Yeah? That was before the That's the
(07:57):
way it's starting to sound. Forme. It sounds like some form of
butt rock, and I definitely knowI don't think it is. I think
it's some cynthy poppy thing. Ibet it's something that we say, Oh
it's pretty good. Okay, howabout we had some backing vocals. Okay,
who's God drive me? That's notthat? B York? Yeah,
(08:26):
yeah, look not life in anorthern town? Is that it? No?
That's probably predates that. Yeah,gosh, I feel I could kind
of know it in a way.You said, B York, it's not
sting as it rose. Englishman inNew York what's our next option? Is
(08:50):
that it? I don't know what'sthe next option? Come on voice cover,
No one's helping. Circle of Lifeline King, is it really will
be in Nelton John? Is itreally figured you would have got this just
on the drums? Actually it's CarmenTwilly and they're saying, correct the Circle
(09:18):
of Life? Did you get itright? Yeah? We got job Kevy.
Oh you're two for two kind ofwe had it on the first one
yesterday. That was an embarrassing performance. Someone said, my favorite song Danny
made about the car jump and thesnops of the movie that Mike thought was
great. That was when I madeyou think about Hooper Hooper and jumping the
entire ravine. Well, that songwas a journey, wasn't it. We're
(09:39):
getting a lot. Yeah, thatwas too heady what we were doing the
three different topics. Were we outthinking ourselves? And I think we keep
it simple. Food always flew alot of support for the Sinkle to MYO
songs from our amigos for real mybirthday Sinkle to MYO. Please give me
the singing your Rito's bottle. TheMexican audience submit their songs on a talkback
(10:01):
for sinking of mi Oro. That'sfine. We are Latinos. Of course,
we never get offended by anything.We celebrate it. They party,
They do party on Mexican I wantto hear the singing sombreros. The only
people that would be offended are thepeople that aren't Mexican exactly. Why is
that the case? Because we're allsofties? Why is it the when you
make fun of a I don't know, a group or a race or whatever.
(10:22):
Right, it's the only people toget mad or uptight white people because
they think others are getting mad andno one's getting mad other than you.
Yeah. Yeah, it's pronounced harito some I'm told, what'd you say,
jurto j A r R I tu s. Do white people care
about what people think about them morethan anyone else? Yeah? Yeah.
White people are the are the mostafraid people in the world. People are
(10:46):
all over Lion King way before wegot it. Damn I bet they were.
Yeah, I mean, looking backat it, I'm like, duh,
you know, but it took alittle bit to get there, So
guys said, at first it soundedlike Razor Ramon's thing song. Two people
did the bad guy, Hey yo, good Talkies. Uh yeah, I
(11:07):
actually do. By the way,the Alma draft House movie, It's gonna
be April thirtieth, a little bitof a date change April thirtieth album draft
House Cinema. I went for mcgrooberAlma draft House and Denton will be the
one for the Ben and Skin Show. Let's Freaking Chill April thirtieth, mccroover
taking seven dollars right now, alcoholicagain, Ben AND's Skin Show and speak
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Easy out at PJ Forsco today tento six. Here we go, Hey,
down be. Can you imagine whenthe corn kid finally gets a hold
of the internet, It's pawn canthink of a more beautiful thing? Just
look at that thing? It's poorcorn Kid? Corn Kid? You played
(11:48):
that earlier at ten minute? No, I mean the actual original audio?
Now, oh, the actual youdon't have at the top of my head,
I don't, but car you lookfor it. Maybe horn Kids.
I just love it too. Iwish I could get happy about something as
much as corn makes that little boyhappy. He sees it and makes him
happy and then he eats it.The thing that makes me happiest the most
(12:11):
is the time. Julie Julie saidsomething real shocking on our show, and
that is what I'll go to nowI'm doing it. No, I'm not
going to uh talkbacks, I'll justplay talkbacks. Yeah, we too much,
Old Annie, I want need tosay you're the old audio edger.
Hey, boys, I need somequick marriage advice from two time divorce season
radio heroes and Kevin. If thepast control lady comes to your door,
(12:37):
she's pitching you on your service.Her and your wife. You compliment each
other over and over, how beautifulthe other one is. Are you the
bad guy if you suggest they makeout? Apparently you are bitch. Anyway,
boys, after this past weekend,Cody Rhodes ascending to the throne,
I don't really know where we gofrom here. Oh yeah, that's right.
It's one hundred and thirteen days tillSummerSlam. That's the biggest party of
the summer. Daniel. I loveyour uping buns. I'm Summer Slam guy.
(13:00):
You are some I got wrestling,Danny. Your Summers was last year.
I'm still Dad's one hundred and thirteendays to the biggest party of the
sun. So he tried to gethis wife to make out with the pest
Control lady, and it didn't workout. People I would just think,
all right, they're just being anidiot. But with him, I believe
him. I think most of whatBrady says out loud is the truth to
(13:24):
Brady m Someone requested requested fake TedCruz. Danny Madness is here. I'm
filling out my bracket and inviting youto enter our Cruise College Championship. March
Madness is here. That's your bracketdoing. March Madness is here. Stop
(13:46):
the radical Left by filling up yourbracket. He sounds like Miley. He
doesn't like Miley. I get theElite eight. I have Yukon against Iowa
State. I have North Carolina againstBaylor, Chalk Houston against Texas Tech.
I had Purdue against Texas. Iwill admit it's very much a Homer bracket,
but I'm a wait. So hescrewed TCU, though screwed TCU eight
(14:09):
once seven voted blue at the lastmidterm. That gets funnier to be everything
good. It gonna sell like atalk like this, Yes, fight the
radical Left. I'm playing one onone with me. One more talk talk
(14:30):
about well, I have two moretalkbacks. We're inny Corn Kid have that
ready me you Hey, I'm RonGoldman's father. Shred going to give a
quick shout out to cancer for crawlingup OJ's ass and pounding his prostate into
the grave. I've always tep alittle weird about the way we dump our
garbage into landfills, but it kindof feels right knowing that those is finally
(14:50):
both literally and metaphorically lower than dirt. And this shouldn't be an issue of
race. I think what's really importantis that now they're rich and powerful,
can feel safe knowing that if they'reever mildly inconvenienced by an average citizen,
that they can cut him like afish. Jo Jesus Storm. Gee,
(15:11):
okay, hey y'all, yo yo, I got a joke for you.
Where do you find a golfer ona Saturday night? Mm hmm? Comin
gime, bitch? What was his? Come on? Come on, come
(15:41):
on, come on, come on, come, I don't know. Did
you have corn kid? Listen tothis kid? I love to hear corn
kid The origin of corn Kid.I really like cone. What do you
(16:02):
like about corn? Ever? Sensiron? I was told that cone is
real. It tasted good. Didyou think corn wasn't real, And when
I tried it with battle, everythingchanges. I love cone? Mmm?
Cone? Do you think everyone shouldbe eating corn? No? Not.
Everyone has to like it to bethe best. Yeah, this has to
(16:23):
try it have a thing. Whatelse are your favorite things? I play
a blade of games, Hide andSea, cad nevile, lava monster,
dimostly cone. I mean, thenlook at the stand. I can't imagine
a more beautiful thing. It's cone. It's corn, it gets it's awesome.
(16:45):
You describe corn to someone who's nevertasted it before, A big lump
with knobs. It has the juice. It's the part that I mostly makes
me like the cone. How muchdo you think corn should cost? Mandala?
I hope you have a contastic day, a corantastic day. Why it's
just a pun above corne. Haveyou anyone loves cone? If you come
(17:15):
to me, I can tell youall about it. Do you like corn?
No? Have you ever had cornbefore? That kid is king?
Ever since I found out corn wasreal, I loved it. Smother me
and don't don't age by one daybecause I was gonna say, let's get
corn kit on. But he's probablytwenty Yeah, his parents, he's in
(17:38):
a hardcore gangster wrap band, thinkingabout how much he hates corn. Yeah,
he can't be that sweet forever.There's no way. I love it.
It's con it's cone juice, hasthe juice so good? Well you're
(18:00):
not done? What? No?I mean, I have a I do
have a couple more, but they'renot loading in correctly. Do we have
internet problems today? Is that what'sgoing on? I mean? No more
than normal? No more than normal? Yeah, so what if next week
I'm off Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. You guys going to Monday too,
We'll do Monday Tuesdays. Shall weget Jay kidd on or something? MAVs
(18:22):
will in their season Sunday? Yeah, they playing at night. I don't
think they have to play anyone.I think they're the five seed, Like,
I don't think they have to doanything. Let's get Dante Eximon do
good day, mate, Let's getDante on on Tuesday. I kind of
want to get kid on and justbe like, should Luca be the MVP?
Like, get him to say it? Yeah, say it, then
send it to all the media members. They run becomes a bigger story than
(18:45):
it ever was, and then theygo viral. We're on the New York
Post Our boss's boss's boss and bossand boss and bossco. My guys made
it to my favorite paper, Victoryfor Downbeat, just say it. I
do like that plan. How youlaid that out. We'll get one on
my day one on Tuesday, right, Jason Kid. Then we'll get Jason
Exhum, just a big Mass fanwho lives out in the colony. That's
(19:08):
probably what we'll end up getting.I'll take any map for real, but
we're not gonna get Luca or Kyrie. PJ might be interesting down for that.
I'm interested in Peage. Give mesome peache. Do you want a
pjep a PJ Washington for sure?Oh? Well, the master happening Tigers.
Are you gonna tell us about yourbig European adventure? On? What
(19:32):
day are you going? I don'tthink. I don't think anyone cares.
I think we we care, wecare, and we're just talking about life.
People, even people go to Europesometimes it's kind of awesome. I
haven't been to Europe in almost twentyyears. Geez, really, yeah,
I've never been, and the dudea man's first trip. This is huge
at deadly and deep Atlantic ocean,cold cold, sharp way, Jimmy tell
(19:57):
you a yawning, yearning body ofwater that wants you to float and bloat
within it. The thing is thatdamn up that that damn transatlantic flight is
Transatlantic flight? Oh yeah, Katiein the middle of the night. Is
that the band you'd go see?Four tight? You'all are going to see
(20:18):
Fish two four nights at the sphere. Y'all need to do all four nights?
I don't know. I read thatwhole article that cash pretty good,
right, and I was telling Rocksabout it. I was like, look,
even if you didn't want to go, I would probably have to go
to all four nights. They're gonnaplay a different show each night. The
tickets are over one thousand dollars.I only go to one shop. If
(20:38):
you want to go to four nightswith your lady lover, it's eight thousand
dollars. And then yeah, suretext Fish is stupid. Whatever does your
band cost one thousand dollars per Ifyou're lucky, By the way, maybe
twelve hundred Most people their bands aredead or broken up, right, We're
(21:00):
so lucky to have favorite bands?Yes, Danny, who's your favorite live?
He didn't have one I don't know. I don't know he didn't have
one. Hey, get Danny,know who my favorite band is? Tell
me my band with you? Godis going to do it. I've been
waiting on those tracks. Last oneon the talk back. Hey there downbeat
(21:21):
World, checking in here. Hollerat me. Quick question, DraftKings team
having fun tournament? If I placeexactly sixty ninth place, can I get
an on air interview? You knowwhat? I will grant that if that
guy up into sixty ninth in theleague of one hundred listeners that we have,
(21:41):
yep, he can get it onair interview. Start out. Yeah,
I kind of want to do thewinner, but I wonder if anybody
Hey got in that aren't listeners.I'm in seventy third out of one hundred.
I think I'm dude. I thinkI'm fiftieth because Matt's Yama decided to
screw me. Oh God, Ihad Brian Harmon if he's a forty seven
on the back line. If anyof these fools picked uh speak, they're
(22:03):
screwed. We should go now sothe Benskin Show can start all the time.
Maddie filling in for JJ for mostof the week. Thank you,
Maddie. We appreciate you. Mike, Yeah, we'll see you on Monday
six am. Danny, I'll behere bro on Monday six am. Let's
go have a weekend. Me andMike are going to PJ Frisco. Right
now. You should get out therefor the Beninskin Show. We'll get the
show up uh asap. And Danny, I'd like for you to send us
(22:26):
home with that signature catchphrase you're tellingme about in the bathroom. About an
hour ago you were working on something. Oh, the one that I was
saying in the bathroom. You're workshoppingsomething. Yeah, all right, Kevin,
stop looking at my crank.
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