The Fanatics 3-29-26: Broken Woods

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:04):
Can I get all emotional. You're like, hey, you're good, buddy.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
He comes in here during the breaks, He's like, hey, hey,
but that's what we're here for.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
Yeah, because I get emotional. Man, You take it personally, Yeah,
I do. You don't even know Kyla Williams. If I did,
I'd tell him a couple of factions.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
You know. George Garvin just like slightly more because you
guys autograph.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
I've met him three times.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Hey, George, give us a call two one zero seven
through six ninety seven sixty. I mean, that's another thing
that we do on radio. We open up the phone
lines for you.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
Man.

Speaker 4 (00:33):
When that when the Tiger Woods thing happened on Friday, like,
did you believe I laughed?

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Were you were? You were?

Speaker 3 (00:38):
My first thought was this, like, oh god, did he
roll over on the side of a mountain again?

Speaker 2 (00:42):
And I was like, did he fall asleep at the
wheel again?

Speaker 3 (00:43):
It was it was some like that, right, It was
like it was something. It was always some negative thought
that went to your.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
Head because so Tiger Woods in the headline system.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Yeah, right Monday, Tiger's gonna play the golf Championship, of
the indoor championship.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Blah, blah blah, here's golf gg O, yeah, tg O.
ESPN's all out here.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
They're like, oh, Tiger's gonna play, Tiger's gonna play.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Yeah. Then we hit Friday and he hit the side
of the road. Yep. So if you don't know this, Tiger.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Woods was involved in an auto accident. Again, I wonder
what insurance he has. I mean, I'm in this industry.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
Probably like, by the way, that's a total probably like
Elephant or something like that.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Yeah, well, at this point they're probably going to drop him.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
Or what's that?

Speaker 4 (01:23):
What's that Chubb that really big one chill Chub insurance
and well think the big insurance something really stupid names
like Chubb and Elephant and like Lemonade or something.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
So what's great is is kids, if you go to
the yeah Who's sports page right now, there's actually a
photo of Tigers standing by a fire hydrant with his
car flipped over.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
He was able to climb out, he was okay.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
By the way, have you noticed that he's gotten some
bigger arms lately?

Speaker 1 (01:47):
He has he's kind of bulked up a little bit.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
He's got his veins are popping out a little bit.
I was more concerned when they said he denied medical attention.
I mean, no, that that concerns me because that tells
me you're right, and he's on adrenaline that point, so
we're like, he's not really feeling any sort of injuries.
That's certainly thinking straight.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
According to police officials, just before two pm Eastern Yeah,
Woods's range rover was traveling at a high rate of
speed on Beach Road and Juniper Island when he tried
to pass a work truck. Woods suv clip the back
of the truck's trailer and flipped onto its side. Now,
it didn't roll over. In first initials, it was evolved
in a rollover. People like, oh my god. It just

(02:27):
basically tipped to the right side and slid, comes to
a stop, and of course he gets out. He climbs out.
He's able to climb out. You see him on the
phone as well in this photo. Now, the investigation of
this started initially right off the top, it did appear
that the driver of the land rover might be impaired.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Hody, hody, ho here we go.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
I thought he had been drinking, but apparently he did
a breath lizer.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
He did a breath lizer zero point zero but then
he was asked for a urine yes, and he said no.
He went into cuffs. He spent eight hours in jail,
and of course his mug shot you know, comes out.
Here's my thing, Tiger.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
Your eyes are blood shot red.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
That bloodshot red. Probably hadn't slept in days. You think
it's sleep bro, I think he is.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
It's to a point where it's not that I'm concerned
that he's a drugging Okay, right, but there should be
some sort of concern there because how many surgeries has
he had a lot, how many things has he had
to where the painkillers to where it becomes candy? Okay,

(03:38):
it's prescription, right, And Tiger, I'm sure we'll get out
of this ticket.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
I'm sure he will, right, but he's.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
Got to stop driving, literally, Yeah, Man, hire a driver,
you got ford it at this point, Hire somebody at
this point.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
Stop driving.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Yes, at this point, you don't have to do anything
else but swing a.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
Club, Tiger.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
You can hire a driver for like two different salaries.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
Would here's your question? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Are we done with the tiger talk of him coming back?
Because he was flirting with coming back to the masters.
We know that's not gonna happen. I think he's he's
not going to play. I think he's still not being
this close. He is not going to play.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
I don't think he should, but I think he's still
going to try.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
First of all, again his ass kicked.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
Oh yeah, in the Master, he wouldn't finish top fifty.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Should Tiger go to Live No? Why not?

Speaker 3 (04:24):
Because he already owns his own league. I don't care
to stick to the tgo if anything.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
The golf cart, but god it I just looked. I
just scrolled down past his mug shot. Oh yeah, oh
my god. Yeah, it's kind of Tiger. Stop stop driving, Tiger,
use your other driver, you know, like three would one
hour down, one hour to go. More on the fanatics.
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