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June 30, 2025 7 mins
A Florida Man wearing nothing but his tighty whities broke into his neighbor's home and pepper sprayed him while he was sleeping 
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
We're all right, and here we go. It is time
on iHeartRadio for us to chase down.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Florida man and or Florida woman follow all their exploits.
We do that every day in this It's called WTF
and that stands.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
For what the floor it day? And we go for
to a Florida man.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
This Florida man credits his necklace for saving his life
following a friendly fire incident in Okaala.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Friendly fire.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
That's right, that's when your friend fires at you. A
Florida man is on the road to recovery. He survived
a gunshot to the chest and the medical team says
that his necklace is what saved his life.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
His name is Aiden Perry. He's twenty.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
He was shot accidentally by his friend when his friend
was showing him his gun. He's like everybody, damn I
pine flu yes, banghy.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Yeah. He got to the hospital.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Trauma surgeon said that the golden cross he was wearing
around his neck block the bullet that came from his
friend's gun.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
It was the lord dude is crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
Like the odds said that chain was on that that
charm was big enough. That's the other thing too, like
across if you think about it, it's really just two
thin lines that intersect. You know what I'm saying, Like
to me, a bullet hitting exactly there?

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Insane. I mean, it's a miracle, quite frankly. And what
do you say after that?

Speaker 2 (01:36):
My bad?

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Bro? Right, so do you like my gun or you're good?

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Wipe the gunpowder off? It's okay. Look, it's just a
little bit of blood. Chin, let me get that. It's okay. Yeah,
that is one of your nipples. All right, Sorry about that.
I am sorry. Like you're never to take your gun
out around me again ever.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Ever, We're not even we're not doing shots together. We're
not shooting, we're not doing anything. The guy, by the way,
was arrested his friend. He was charged with coupable negligence
causing an injury.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Yeah, we go next to a Florida man He was
surfing in New Smyrna Beach when he was headbutted by
a shark.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
Oh my god. One of my worst fears. That we're
meeting an alligator. Oh my gosh.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Yeah, I mean what if he introduces himself, Hello, how
do you do?

Speaker 1 (02:36):
My name is Elbert the alligator? All right, Well, meeting
an alligator. Then it's not so bad now.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Smyrna Beach, by the way, it has the dubious distinction
of being the shark bite capital of the world.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
I don't know if you know that. Yeah, New Smyrna
Beach doesn't play.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
But according to this, while catching a wave in ponds Inlet,
this guy was hitting the head right face.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
The shark leapt out of the water and bowie.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Right in his face. Very unexpected collision. There didn't him
It's crazy. Yeah, the shark breached the water just as
he was riding a wave. Now, according to this, uh,
the surreal situation takes on a little bit more because
the surfboard that he was on looked like a giant fish.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
It's all painted to look like a fish. Oh, you dummy,
definitely like predators like sharp right exactly.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
I have pried there so many scenarios if I ever
encountered a shark, how I would handle it?

Speaker 1 (03:39):
Really? Yeah, what would you do?

Speaker 2 (03:40):
I'm definitely gonna punch its nose, punch the nose, douch
its eyes out, and then take out my pocket knife.
All right, there you go. You should have started with that.
Hen't even go with the weapon first. If you got
why would you wait. I'm gonna physically abuse this animal.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
First. I'm gonna punch the nose, call it some names,
kick it in its gruns. Got one, right, man? Nice? Yeah?
And then no, you know what you do. You wait
for it to come at you.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
You hold the knife in your hand, and then when
it comes at you, right to the nose, right to
the nose, with it right in the upper top on
it right.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
Yeah. I'll make sure we make eye contact before you do.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
You gotta look them right in the eye, otherwise he
won't respect you.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
That's true. We go lastly to a Florida man. He
was wearing nothing but tidy whities. That's it, just the
tidy whitey underwears. I just don't think it's a grown man.
You can wear a tidy whities, absolutely not. Like what's
the cutoff age of tidy whities? Uh zero? I don't know.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
I don't think that you should ever adorn yourself with
tidy whities ever.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
I mean, they don't even have a good name. They're
called tidy whities, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (04:56):
Like if they already don't sound like anything fun or
any were near attractive. But a guy was arrested after
police say he broke into his sleeping neighbors home and
then pepper sprayed then because of noise complaints. That's right,
he broke into his neighbors upstairs apartment wearing only his
underwear and pepper sprayed him in the face while he

(05:16):
was sleeping.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
No, he was on drugs, by right, What do.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
You mean You're breaking into a house and you're only
in your unnease that's it.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
In your tighty whities.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
Pepper spray guys sleep and your pepper spray his face.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
His eyes are closed, you know what I mean. You're
not gonna get him. It's not the effect you're looking
for anyway.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
According to the police, they responded to the scene at
this apartment complex where officers encountered the distress victim.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
He had irritation to his face, you know, from.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
The pepper spray, and then he was attacked by h
Andresz Traikowski. He's seventy one years old and mister Tikowski
was wearing nothing but his tidy whitey underwear when he
breached his neighbor's apartment and pepper sprayed his face while
he slept.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
I just definitely imagine those hondies are loose.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
I got to imagine that the elastic part on him
is well worn.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
That's a good bear.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
That is, there's several holes in them, you know what
I mean, not in good places. The victim immediately experienced
severe burning in his eyes, and he told police that
he feared for his life. Mister Turkowski has a history
of noise complaints against his neighbor.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
Oh boy, well there you go.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
He denied entering the apartment or using the pepper spray.
He did validate the fact that he wears nothing but
tidy whities, though he said, I am a fan.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
I go with what I like. Well, there you go.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
He was arrested just so you know, in those tidy whities,
he didn't even bother putting pants on when the.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
Cop showed up. That's my favorite part.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
We'll do this again, and soul will mister Trakowski and
his tight white loose underwear, but aren't quite so white.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
Anymore either, which is also weird.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
But anyway, every morning at seven thirty nine thirty, remember
to listen to the podcast. It's free and it's on iHeartRadio.
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just absolutely horrifying.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
I mean, who wears tidy whities
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