May 7, 2026 • 20 mins
Could You Really Outrun Cops… in a Garbage Truck?
Chaos, Cars & “Does That Make Me Crazy?” — Today’s Can’t-Miss JB & Sandy Show
Could you honestly think you’d get away from police… in a full-size garbage truck? That’s the jaw‑dropping real-life moment that kicks off a wildly entertaining episode of The JB and Sandy Show, packed with laugh‑out‑loud stories, instant nostalgia, and listener confessions that’ll make you ask, “Okay… am I the weird one?” 🤔
From the get-go, Sandy, JB, and Tricia are in top form, setting the tone with a perfectly timed laugh opener:
“If I had a dollar for every time someone confused World War II with World War 11…”
Nostalgia Hits Hard: First Cars, First Cringes
The crew dives into unforgettable first car memories—the good, the bad, and the painfully uncool. Tricia’s maroon Mercury Topaz earns legendary status as a “grandpa car,” JB reveals his first ride came complete with “a tree growing in the back,” and listeners chime in with classics like a “Doodoo Brown” Mercury Zephyr and a junkyard Cavalier that ran… for a while. These stories are hilarious, relatable, and pure nostalgia gold.
🧠 “Does That Make Me Crazy?” — The Listener Confession Zone
Then comes the fan-favorite segment where listeners confess their quirkiest habits. From deep-cleaning before the cleaning crew arrives 🧽 to microwaving grapes just to watch them explode 🍇💥, the judgments fly—and the laughs hit hard. One listener even declares, “Tricia is my favorite,” and honestly… she earns it. 💁♀️
🚓 And Yes… Back to That Garbage Truck
The episode circles back to that high-speed chase through Central Texas, as the crew tries (and fails) to understand the logic behind attempting a getaway in the most conspicuous vehicle imaginable. It’s equal parts absurd and unforgettable.
Chaos, Cars & “Does That Make Me Crazy?” — Today’s Can’t-Miss JB & Sandy Show
Could you honestly think you’d get away from police… in a full-size garbage truck? That’s the jaw‑dropping real-life moment that kicks off a wildly entertaining episode of The JB and Sandy Show, packed with laugh‑out‑loud stories, instant nostalgia, and listener confessions that’ll make you ask, “Okay… am I the weird one?” 🤔
From the get-go, Sandy, JB, and Tricia are in top form, setting the tone with a perfectly timed laugh opener:
“If I had a dollar for every time someone confused World War II with World War 11…”
Nostalgia Hits Hard: First Cars, First Cringes
The crew dives into unforgettable first car memories—the good, the bad, and the painfully uncool. Tricia’s maroon Mercury Topaz earns legendary status as a “grandpa car,” JB reveals his first ride came complete with “a tree growing in the back,” and listeners chime in with classics like a “Doodoo Brown” Mercury Zephyr and a junkyard Cavalier that ran… for a while. These stories are hilarious, relatable, and pure nostalgia gold.
🧠 “Does That Make Me Crazy?” — The Listener Confession Zone
Then comes the fan-favorite segment where listeners confess their quirkiest habits. From deep-cleaning before the cleaning crew arrives 🧽 to microwaving grapes just to watch them explode 🍇💥, the judgments fly—and the laughs hit hard. One listener even declares, “Tricia is my favorite,” and honestly… she earns it. 💁♀️
🚓 And Yes… Back to That Garbage Truck
The episode circles back to that high-speed chase through Central Texas, as the crew tries (and fails) to understand the logic behind attempting a getaway in the most conspicuous vehicle imaginable. It’s equal parts absurd and unforgettable.
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Okay, good morning, Meg, and welcome to the JV and
Sandy Show. Wherever you are, however you're listening, whether it's
on your smartphone on iHeartRadio app smart speaker by saying
play ninety eight point one cavet on iHeartRadio. We're glad
that you're here. My name is Sandy, This is JB.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Hager. Hey, good morning, and my wife Tricia is here
as well.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
We'd love to hear from you guys. You can call
us at eight four four three nine. Okayvep tap the
talk back button on the iHeart Radio app and send
us a message and we start every day. Tricia's got
something that made her laugh.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Yep, here we go today. If I had a dollar
for every time I heard someone mistake World War two
for World War eleven, I would have one dollar.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
If you know you, if you know, you know we're right.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
But a United States Member of Congress read it as
World War eleven.
Speaker 5 (01:06):
Not that we're numerals.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Oh my god, I'll forgive people for not knowing Roman numerals.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Right, yeah, but that's one you pretty much.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
No, that was what I was wishing. It was Ai
right making that flub, and I was like doing my
fact checking. I was like, oh my.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
That's going to live on the internet forever, right rough,
don't the hell you recover from that?
Speaker 3 (01:34):
I mean, I really don't either.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
It doesn't.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
It just it's too too blatant, too out.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
We're not a political show. But that was funny, funny
it was.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
It's The JB and Sandy Show coming up next, The
Little Things you guys do and you wonder if it
makes you crazy?
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Does that make me crazy? Next on kvat.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Ninety eight one cavet your all time country favorites, It's
the JB and Sandy Show along with Tricia and we
were coming up, We're gonna about our first cars, because
that's the world that we're living in right now. Tricia
and I. Our daughter is on the verge of getting
her first car. So I know JB's got a funny
story about his very first car. I can't imagine what
(02:13):
Tricia's was like. Knowing how you grewed up, I can't
imagine what it was like. But Mike and Butda left
us this message on the talkback feature of the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 6 (02:22):
Hey, when I was in high school, my first car
that was handed down to me was a plymouth reliant
k I felt like a freaking FBI agent. You're a
government worker driving the school every day. It was pretty embarrassing,
but I had wheels laughing at all the people on
the bus.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Later, that's true. Here about our first cars.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Coming up next on Your All Time Country Favorites ninety
eight one Cavett ninety eight one cavet Your All Time
Country Favorites. It's the JB and Sandy Show. I'm Sandy.
This is JB. Hello, and Tricia two and triciaan and
I's daughter right. If you're a new listener, our daughter
is on the CUSP. She's on the verge of getting
her very first car. First cars today are not like
(03:08):
first cars when we were growing up, or just better
taken care of, or maybe they're not. I don't know,
but it makes me wonder what was your first car?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Tricia?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
And if you want to tell us about your first car,
hit the top the microphone on the iHeartRadio app and
send us a message Tria.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
Before we say what our cars were like, have you
ever driven or seen the parking lot at like Austin
High or Westlake or Lake Travis.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Pretty much any high school there all the cars in
the parking lot are nicer than what I did.
Speaker 5 (03:39):
It's no different than the parking lot at Dell.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Yeah, you're right anyway, it's crazy.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
It's crazy. My first car.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
It was a nineteen eighty nine maroon Mercury Topaz. It
was a four door grandpa car. Here's why I know
it was a grandpa car because I drove the exact
same car that my best friend's grandfather was driving, was
just in a different color.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
This was baby blue. Mine was maroon.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
And I when I figured out that out, I was like,
it can never be cool to me again.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Also the fact that they were like.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
We almost got you a Mustang, but figured this one
was safer.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
And I was like, why would you tell me that.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
In your maroon Topaz? You were you repping Austin High
as the Maroons.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Yeah, I got it like my senior year after I left. Okay, Yeah, no,
I didn't pick any of it. I didn't pick any
of it. But it was my first car.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
You're happy.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
I was happy to have a car.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
JB. What was yours?
Speaker 5 (04:31):
Oh my gosh. It was a nineteen sixty Mercury Comet.
So it's a four door car with big wings. On
the back, and I bought it my my my best
friend in middle school and high school, we ran track
and cross country together. His dad had a machine shop
working on cars. And nobody charged me for the car
(04:53):
I bought it from. For my friend's dad. He charged
me one hundred and thirty five dollars. Oh my gosh,
because the first car he bought as a teenager was
one week's salary. He said, what do you make in
a week, oh, flipping burgers. I said, oh, I don't know.
My last check was one hundred and thirty five bucks
for the week. He goes, that's the price of the car.
That's a good man, right, yea yeah, but it didn't
(05:17):
run when I bought it, and it had a tree
growing in the back.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Hey, if you want to tell us about your your
first car, we'd love to hear it. Tap the microphone
on the iHeartRadio app and send us a message. It's
the JB and Sandy Show. At ninety eight one cavet
ninety eight one cavet. Make us the number one preset
on the iHeartRadio app. Good morning, It's the JB and
Sandy Show and we are talking about first cars. Because
(05:44):
Tricia and I our daughters at that point where it's
it's time to make a decision on a first car.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
And Tricia, your first car.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Was a nineteen eighty nine Mercury Topaz. It was identical
to my best friend's car that her grandfather.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
True, So you were super cool, such a over at
Austin High Yeah, JB your car.
Speaker 5 (06:05):
My first car was a nineteen sixty Mercury Comet.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
With a tree growing in it.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
Yeah, it wasn't running and had a tree grown in
the back. I paid one hundred and thirty five bucks
for it for my friend's dad.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
You guys want to hear what one of our listeners,
Don what her her first car was. She left us
a talk back on the iHeartRadio app. Here's Don.
Speaker 7 (06:23):
Hey, guys, I love your show. I just wanted to
say for my first car in nineteen ninety five was
a Chevrolet Cavalier. Cost me one thousand dollars at a
junkyard and it ran for a while. I hope y'all
guys have a great day.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Thank you for a while A while you're rolling the
dice on one thousand dollars junk yard shed a Cavalier.
Speaker 5 (06:46):
But hey, you don't want to go too crazy on
your kid's first car. They're going to ding it up, right.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Trust me, you don't want an expensive car.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
But I went to Austin High there were freaking Mercedes
parked out there. Oh yeah, easy, yeah range rovers.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Here is Lori talking about her car.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
When I heard this, I had a flashback because I
remember this car and JB I think you will too.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Hey, y'all, longtime listener.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Here.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
My first car was a Mercury Zephyr.
Speaker 5 (07:18):
The shade was appropriately called doodoo brown.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Yeah, and I had to add a cort.
Speaker 8 (07:26):
Of oil every time I filled up that sucker with gas,
so you could see me coming from a mile away
with the smoke following me.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Y'all take care of have a great day.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
There's kind of something cool about having the great memories
of the crappy first car.
Speaker 5 (07:41):
I know my wife hated hers, and I thought it
was cool. It was an old Mercedes Wagon. Really, Now
I know my daughter drives a twenty two year old
Mercedes Wagon and loves it.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Yeah, that's a cool old car. Do they even know?
Speaker 5 (07:54):
That wasn't my daughter's first car, though she crunched the
first one.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
What was that one?
Speaker 5 (07:58):
It was a sad sedan that I paid twenty five
hundred bucks for and I put like another couple grand
into it to make it really reliable. She hit every
corner of that thing and then eventually totaled it. It's
that first year's rush.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Yeah, we got to keep that in mind as we
get in the market for a.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
I wanted a big, big, safe car, metal with a
lot of air bags.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Yeah, lots of airbags, exactly right.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Ninety eight one cave at make us the number one
pre set on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
It's the JB and Sandy Show. My name is Sandy.
This is JB.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Hey, good morning, and Tricia is here too, right and
coming up. We did it yesterday, We're gonna do it
again this morning. Is does that make me crazy? Something
you may do in your life that makes you wonder
I do this? Does it make me crazy? If you've
got one, use the talkback button on the iHeartRadio app
and tell us about it. Pretty exciting times. Yesterday morning,
I thirty five between New Brompels and about Onion Creek
(08:54):
is where it ended. A high speed chase. Okay, not
your average round the mill high speed chase, because that
what was being chased was a.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Trash truck, a giant garbage truck. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
Reports came in at eight that somebody was recklessly operating
a trash truck in New brom Fels. When the cops
tried to pull him over, he took off, ended up.
It looked like forty cops chasing this guy down thirty five.
It started in New bron FLEs and finally ended when
he crashed into a wall, a concrete wall like near
Onion Creek in Austin. Cops jumped out arrested him. He
(09:32):
just wouldn't pull over. Here's my question. In the garbage truck,
did he think he was going to like hide? Did
he think he was going to evade the police officers
in a gigantic garbage truck.
Speaker 5 (09:40):
I'll just go to the dump and blend right, hide under.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
A bridge, like if the helicopters out and it's fronten
and back and sticking out.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
I chased a giant truck, Just.
Speaker 5 (09:50):
Turn a corner and start loading stuff like you were
just there like wow, no motive, We don't know the
motive at all.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
Oah nodi.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
But all he's he was intoxicated. He's being charged with
hit all he hit cars, he injured people. Yeah, intoxicated
while driving.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
A cop off the road.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
Yeah, this guy's shot And did you turn at some
point in a garbage strike.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
That's the part that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
You know, we can sit here and kind of laugh
about it, but that's kind of scary.
Speaker 6 (10:20):
It is.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
I mean, you can do a lot of damage with
the garbage truck.
Speaker 5 (10:22):
It's a tank.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Yeah. They had every cop in Texas chasing this guy. Right,
I guess what, chase, guess what? No mug shot?
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Tell him?
Speaker 4 (10:31):
Why I tryh Yeah, no mugshot, because surprise, surprise, he's
not cooperating with the people.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Ninety eight one cavet. It's the JB and Sandy Show.
Thanks for being with us. Our telephone numbers eight four,
four three nine ohero cavet if you want to be
a part of the show. I think everybody can say
that they've got to do something in their life and
they're not really sure if what they do, if it
makes them crazy or not.
Speaker 5 (10:55):
Everybody at some point thinks they're they're bonkers.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Yeah right, More often than I'm like people who don't.
Speaker 5 (11:03):
I think they have some crazy and them are probably
the crazy ones.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
You're right, well, we asked you guys to share those
with us on the talk back of the iHeartRadio app.
That's the little microphone that when you press it record
a message, it comes to us. Here is one of
the ones that we got.
Speaker 8 (11:20):
Hey, guys, love this show. Tricia is my favorite quick question.
It takes me about an hour to prep for the
cleaning crew to come, not because my house is all
that messy, but because I don't want them using the
wrong sponge on something. Or one time they put a
dog blanket in the human blanket basket and I had
(11:41):
to wash everything again. Does that make me crazy?
Speaker 5 (11:45):
Crazy? Just the cleanup before the cleanup?
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Yeah, yeah, I say it makes you crazy.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
I don't understand the cleanup before the cleanup. They're professional cleaners.
I think you're crazy.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
They're there to clean, not tidy, not clean up your house.
They're just there to clean the surfaces.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Yeah, be crazy.
Speaker 5 (12:07):
She's pretty crazy.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
The dog blinked in the human basket. That was a
little much.
Speaker 5 (12:12):
He probably kisses that dog too, that's the problem.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Here's another one.
Speaker 5 (12:17):
Hey, this is Kevin outon Lakeway on a long time
KVET listener and fan, and I gotta ask ye, I
love microwaveing grapes just to watch them explode.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
I love it. I love it. Does that make me crazy?
Speaker 5 (12:31):
I'm crazy? Hasn't outgrown his eight year old self. I
kind of like that.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Up grapes held the magnifying glasses on ants, and here's.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
A little boy not only crazy, but maybe a little scary.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
A little bite on him.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
It's just grapes, but it's got to start, start somewhere.
But I kind of want to go home and do
that now, right, But we're missing something. I didn't know
that you could have explode grapes in the microwave.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
You better clean it up, Sandy. That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Right Hey, if you've got something that makes you wonder
if you're crazy, use the talkback button on the iHeart
Radio app. Ninety eight one kvet make us the number
one preset on the iHeart Radio app. We love hearing
from you guys, whether it's on the phone at eight
four four three nine oh kvet or on the talkback
feature of the iHeart Radio app. Here is a message
that we got from Nicole.
Speaker 7 (13:25):
I'm so happy y'all are back. Y'all make me smile
every day and freaking JB. There's always the one way
out in left field with what ugly person.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Ugly person can sing, cracks me up, makes me smile
every day. Thanks guys, appreciate you.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Here is what she is referring to from yesterday's show, Jamie,
what what do you have a soft spot for? When
it comes to Instagram or TikTok?
Speaker 5 (13:47):
It gets me every time, and there's years and years
of these going around now. It's when an ugly person
can actually sing.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Oh, JB.
Speaker 5 (14:00):
Sounds a little harsh when you hear it back.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Jamie confesses to something he's been doing coming up next.
I can tell the guilt has been eating away at
JB and he's ready to confess. It's the JB and
Sandy Show, ninety eight one. Kvett, Hey make us the
number one preset on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
What's going on, JBB?
Speaker 5 (14:18):
I mean one of the two things is gonna happen.
You're gonna think I'm a thief, I'm gonna scumbag, or
you're gonna go that is brilliant. I'm stealing that.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
All right.
Speaker 5 (14:27):
Okay, So I've been I've been going to the gym
for a while and doing classes. I do like the
classes where you do a lot of lunges and dumbbells
and burpies and all this stuff. But I've never really
been a weightlifter. I've always done endurance running and cycling,
and you don't really work on your arms and chests and.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Your shoulders show that you're not much of a weightlift.
I know.
Speaker 5 (14:50):
I have no I can't even wear a backpack. It
just it's like I have a latch anyway. So in
personal training, I don't know what to do in a
weight room, right, I never did that, and personal training
is so freaking expensive, so expensive, right, But I have
a nice gym membership, and so here's what I figured out.
(15:14):
I can just when someone has a dude like my
age is having a personal trainer or any dude whatever,
it doesn't matter. I will just mimic everything the trainers
having him do right after they do it, and then
especially the free weights and the dumbbells. My gym has
(15:35):
a mirror divider in the middle of the gym, and
then there's like three benches on each side, so I'll
watch them on the other side, and then whatever they do,
I go to the other side and do it. And
then and my other trick is they have a row
of treadmills that faces the free weight area. I'll do
a nice, you know, two mile warm up, and I'll
(15:58):
just watch the exercise as the trainers having them do,
and then I'll go repeat them.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
All right, here's a quick I don't want to be
a story topper here.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
I'm gonna bet all Okay, you remind me of the
time years ago, I don't know, twelve years ago my
buddy and I more went to Scotland to play golf.
And we're playing golf one day and we're at this
golf course. We're taking a caddy was optional. We decided
to take caddies with us. We got paired up with
this man and woman from Ireland. About halfway up the
(16:28):
second fairway, my caddy goes to me. He goes, LADDI
come here, stay close to me, Laddie, stay close. And
I'm like why he goes the cheap iry ish owver
there won't afford a caddy. They're trying to get all
me numbers. They're all there. It's the Jami and Sandy show.
Says ninety eight one cave vet, Good morning, ninety eight
(16:51):
one cavet it is the JB and Sandy Show. Good
Morning be a part of the show. Eight four four three,
n Know Cavett, make us the number one preset on
the Eye Heart Radio app. Don't care what weight loss
program you have ever heard in your life, whatever you've done,
whatever you've read. The Chinese now wear the crown for
(17:12):
the most intense weight loss program ever because they have
a Chinese weight loss prison.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Whoa pokey a jail. Let you go to and you
sign a contract.
Speaker 5 (17:25):
Yeah, it's they treat it like prison time. Yeah, you
get locked up, you sign a commitment and they you
do all the exercises, you eat whatever they give you,
which is not much, and they turn their life. It's
like they treat it like rehab, is the way I
see it.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
But it was like what I saw was like twelve
hours of fitness. Now, I don't know anyone that can
exercise for twelve hours every single day, but it's fitness
diet locked up in a cell, security guards, cameras, razor wire,
the entire razor.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
Wire and fence. I see it.
Speaker 4 (17:59):
Sounds like it it's like that TV show The Biggest Loser.
People voluntarily go in, but then once you're in the
break you.
Speaker 5 (18:07):
Yeah, I think it's genius.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Okay, that's where I wanted to go. You said you
you would like to do this, I would love.
Speaker 5 (18:13):
I would love to do it. Think about the kickstarts
you get. You know, you know a lot of people
will kick start their fitness by an extreme diet or
a fast or something like that. What a kick. You
come out of there a different person.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Yeah, yeah, you kind of have to stay.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
I wonder most people.
Speaker 5 (18:32):
A month option.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
But the razor wire that makes it feel weird.
Speaker 8 (18:37):
Right?
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Do you have to join a gang?
Speaker 3 (18:39):
Do you get protect you? Do you just stuff in?
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Do you start making toilet wine?
Speaker 4 (18:46):
Oh god, it'd be toilet smoothies, toilet and smoothies.
Speaker 5 (18:53):
Learn to play handball?
Speaker 1 (18:56):
It's just do you have to just really be aware
in the shower.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
Make a shank, you make a spoon or something.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Yes, at some point you gotta go, hey, coun we
this isn't really jail.
Speaker 5 (19:09):
All right, Yeah in jail, stay out of my bunk.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Okay, you're not a shot collar. Shut up. We're here
to lose weight. You're not in the jail house.
Speaker 5 (19:19):
I would do this, you wouldn't. I think it'd be great.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
I don't want anything that has the term jail, prison
or penitentiary.
Speaker 4 (19:30):
A razor wires surrounding me at any point, maybe day prison.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
I get to go home and sleep in my own
bed at night, you know what I mean. Oh, yeah,
that's true.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Work release. Yeah, that worked out really well.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Job.
Speaker 5 (19:45):
Most jobs are day prison.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
You're right. I don't know, JB, but you'd give it
a shot. Huh.
Speaker 5 (19:52):
I would do it just to even better if I
was in solitary confinement
Okay, good morning, Meg, and welcome to the JV and
Sandy Show. Wherever you are, however you're listening, whether it's
on your smartphone on iHeartRadio app smart speaker by saying
play ninety eight point one cavet on iHeartRadio. We're glad
that you're here. My name is Sandy, This is JB.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Hager. Hey, good morning, and my wife Tricia is here
as well.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
We'd love to hear from you guys. You can call
us at eight four four three nine. Okayvep tap the
talk back button on the iHeart Radio app and send
us a message and we start every day. Tricia's got
something that made her laugh.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Yep, here we go today. If I had a dollar
for every time I heard someone mistake World War two
for World War eleven, I would have one dollar.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
If you know you, if you know, you know we're right.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
But a United States Member of Congress read it as
World War eleven.
Speaker 5 (01:06):
Not that we're numerals.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Oh my god, I'll forgive people for not knowing Roman numerals.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Right, yeah, but that's one you pretty much.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
No, that was what I was wishing. It was Ai
right making that flub, and I was like doing my
fact checking. I was like, oh my.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
That's going to live on the internet forever, right rough,
don't the hell you recover from that?
Speaker 3 (01:34):
I mean, I really don't either.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
It doesn't.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
It just it's too too blatant, too out.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
We're not a political show. But that was funny, funny
it was.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
It's The JB and Sandy Show coming up next, The
Little Things you guys do and you wonder if it
makes you crazy?
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Does that make me crazy? Next on kvat.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Ninety eight one cavet your all time country favorites, It's
the JB and Sandy Show along with Tricia and we
were coming up, We're gonna about our first cars, because
that's the world that we're living in right now. Tricia
and I. Our daughter is on the verge of getting
her first car. So I know JB's got a funny
story about his very first car. I can't imagine what
(02:13):
Tricia's was like. Knowing how you grewed up, I can't
imagine what it was like. But Mike and Butda left
us this message on the talkback feature of the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 6 (02:22):
Hey, when I was in high school, my first car
that was handed down to me was a plymouth reliant
k I felt like a freaking FBI agent. You're a
government worker driving the school every day. It was pretty embarrassing,
but I had wheels laughing at all the people on
the bus.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Later, that's true. Here about our first cars.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Coming up next on Your All Time Country Favorites ninety
eight one Cavett ninety eight one cavet Your All Time
Country Favorites. It's the JB and Sandy Show. I'm Sandy.
This is JB. Hello, and Tricia two and triciaan and
I's daughter right. If you're a new listener, our daughter
is on the CUSP. She's on the verge of getting
her very first car. First cars today are not like
(03:08):
first cars when we were growing up, or just better
taken care of, or maybe they're not. I don't know,
but it makes me wonder what was your first car?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Tricia?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
And if you want to tell us about your first car,
hit the top the microphone on the iHeartRadio app and
send us a message Tria.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
Before we say what our cars were like, have you
ever driven or seen the parking lot at like Austin
High or Westlake or Lake Travis.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Pretty much any high school there all the cars in
the parking lot are nicer than what I did.
Speaker 5 (03:39):
It's no different than the parking lot at Dell.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Yeah, you're right anyway, it's crazy.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
It's crazy. My first car.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
It was a nineteen eighty nine maroon Mercury Topaz. It
was a four door grandpa car. Here's why I know
it was a grandpa car because I drove the exact
same car that my best friend's grandfather was driving, was
just in a different color.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
This was baby blue. Mine was maroon.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
And I when I figured out that out, I was like,
it can never be cool to me again.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Also the fact that they were like.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
We almost got you a Mustang, but figured this one
was safer.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
And I was like, why would you tell me that.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
In your maroon Topaz? You were you repping Austin High
as the Maroons.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Yeah, I got it like my senior year after I left. Okay, Yeah, no,
I didn't pick any of it. I didn't pick any
of it. But it was my first car.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
You're happy.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
I was happy to have a car.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
JB. What was yours?
Speaker 5 (04:31):
Oh my gosh. It was a nineteen sixty Mercury Comet.
So it's a four door car with big wings. On
the back, and I bought it my my my best
friend in middle school and high school, we ran track
and cross country together. His dad had a machine shop
working on cars. And nobody charged me for the car
(04:53):
I bought it from. For my friend's dad. He charged
me one hundred and thirty five dollars. Oh my gosh,
because the first car he bought as a teenager was
one week's salary. He said, what do you make in
a week, oh, flipping burgers. I said, oh, I don't know.
My last check was one hundred and thirty five bucks
for the week. He goes, that's the price of the car.
That's a good man, right, yea yeah, but it didn't
(05:17):
run when I bought it, and it had a tree
growing in the back.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Hey, if you want to tell us about your your
first car, we'd love to hear it. Tap the microphone
on the iHeartRadio app and send us a message. It's
the JB and Sandy Show. At ninety eight one cavet
ninety eight one cavet. Make us the number one preset
on the iHeartRadio app. Good morning, It's the JB and
Sandy Show and we are talking about first cars. Because
(05:44):
Tricia and I our daughters at that point where it's
it's time to make a decision on a first car.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
And Tricia, your first car.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Was a nineteen eighty nine Mercury Topaz. It was identical
to my best friend's car that her grandfather.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
True, So you were super cool, such a over at
Austin High Yeah, JB your car.
Speaker 5 (06:05):
My first car was a nineteen sixty Mercury Comet.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
With a tree growing in it.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
Yeah, it wasn't running and had a tree grown in
the back. I paid one hundred and thirty five bucks
for it for my friend's dad.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
You guys want to hear what one of our listeners,
Don what her her first car was. She left us
a talk back on the iHeartRadio app. Here's Don.
Speaker 7 (06:23):
Hey, guys, I love your show. I just wanted to
say for my first car in nineteen ninety five was
a Chevrolet Cavalier. Cost me one thousand dollars at a
junkyard and it ran for a while. I hope y'all
guys have a great day.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Thank you for a while A while you're rolling the
dice on one thousand dollars junk yard shed a Cavalier.
Speaker 5 (06:46):
But hey, you don't want to go too crazy on
your kid's first car. They're going to ding it up, right.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Trust me, you don't want an expensive car.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
But I went to Austin High there were freaking Mercedes
parked out there. Oh yeah, easy, yeah range rovers.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Here is Lori talking about her car.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
When I heard this, I had a flashback because I
remember this car and JB I think you will too.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Hey, y'all, longtime listener.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Here.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
My first car was a Mercury Zephyr.
Speaker 5 (07:18):
The shade was appropriately called doodoo brown.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Yeah, and I had to add a cort.
Speaker 8 (07:26):
Of oil every time I filled up that sucker with gas,
so you could see me coming from a mile away
with the smoke following me.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Y'all take care of have a great day.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
There's kind of something cool about having the great memories
of the crappy first car.
Speaker 5 (07:41):
I know my wife hated hers, and I thought it
was cool. It was an old Mercedes Wagon. Really, Now
I know my daughter drives a twenty two year old
Mercedes Wagon and loves it.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Yeah, that's a cool old car. Do they even know?
Speaker 5 (07:54):
That wasn't my daughter's first car, though she crunched the
first one.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
What was that one?
Speaker 5 (07:58):
It was a sad sedan that I paid twenty five
hundred bucks for and I put like another couple grand
into it to make it really reliable. She hit every
corner of that thing and then eventually totaled it. It's
that first year's rush.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Yeah, we got to keep that in mind as we
get in the market for a.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
I wanted a big, big, safe car, metal with a
lot of air bags.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Yeah, lots of airbags, exactly right.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Ninety eight one cave at make us the number one
pre set on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
It's the JB and Sandy Show. My name is Sandy.
This is JB.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Hey, good morning, and Tricia is here too, right and
coming up. We did it yesterday, We're gonna do it
again this morning. Is does that make me crazy? Something
you may do in your life that makes you wonder
I do this? Does it make me crazy? If you've
got one, use the talkback button on the iHeartRadio app
and tell us about it. Pretty exciting times. Yesterday morning,
I thirty five between New Brompels and about Onion Creek
(08:54):
is where it ended. A high speed chase. Okay, not
your average round the mill high speed chase, because that
what was being chased was a.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Trash truck, a giant garbage truck. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
Reports came in at eight that somebody was recklessly operating
a trash truck in New brom Fels. When the cops
tried to pull him over, he took off, ended up.
It looked like forty cops chasing this guy down thirty five.
It started in New bron FLEs and finally ended when
he crashed into a wall, a concrete wall like near
Onion Creek in Austin. Cops jumped out arrested him. He
(09:32):
just wouldn't pull over. Here's my question. In the garbage truck,
did he think he was going to like hide? Did
he think he was going to evade the police officers
in a gigantic garbage truck.
Speaker 5 (09:40):
I'll just go to the dump and blend right, hide under.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
A bridge, like if the helicopters out and it's fronten
and back and sticking out.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
I chased a giant truck, Just.
Speaker 5 (09:50):
Turn a corner and start loading stuff like you were
just there like wow, no motive, We don't know the
motive at all.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
Oah nodi.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
But all he's he was intoxicated. He's being charged with
hit all he hit cars, he injured people. Yeah, intoxicated
while driving.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
A cop off the road.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
Yeah, this guy's shot And did you turn at some
point in a garbage strike.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
That's the part that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
You know, we can sit here and kind of laugh
about it, but that's kind of scary.
Speaker 6 (10:20):
It is.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
I mean, you can do a lot of damage with
the garbage truck.
Speaker 5 (10:22):
It's a tank.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Yeah. They had every cop in Texas chasing this guy. Right,
I guess what, chase, guess what? No mug shot?
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Tell him?
Speaker 4 (10:31):
Why I tryh Yeah, no mugshot, because surprise, surprise, he's
not cooperating with the people.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Ninety eight one cavet. It's the JB and Sandy Show.
Thanks for being with us. Our telephone numbers eight four,
four three nine ohero cavet if you want to be
a part of the show. I think everybody can say
that they've got to do something in their life and
they're not really sure if what they do, if it
makes them crazy or not.
Speaker 5 (10:55):
Everybody at some point thinks they're they're bonkers.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Yeah right, More often than I'm like people who don't.
Speaker 5 (11:03):
I think they have some crazy and them are probably
the crazy ones.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
You're right, well, we asked you guys to share those
with us on the talk back of the iHeartRadio app.
That's the little microphone that when you press it record
a message, it comes to us. Here is one of
the ones that we got.
Speaker 8 (11:20):
Hey, guys, love this show. Tricia is my favorite quick question.
It takes me about an hour to prep for the
cleaning crew to come, not because my house is all
that messy, but because I don't want them using the
wrong sponge on something. Or one time they put a
dog blanket in the human blanket basket and I had
(11:41):
to wash everything again. Does that make me crazy?
Speaker 5 (11:45):
Crazy? Just the cleanup before the cleanup?
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Yeah, yeah, I say it makes you crazy.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
I don't understand the cleanup before the cleanup. They're professional cleaners.
I think you're crazy.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
They're there to clean, not tidy, not clean up your house.
They're just there to clean the surfaces.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Yeah, be crazy.
Speaker 5 (12:07):
She's pretty crazy.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
The dog blinked in the human basket. That was a
little much.
Speaker 5 (12:12):
He probably kisses that dog too, that's the problem.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Here's another one.
Speaker 5 (12:17):
Hey, this is Kevin outon Lakeway on a long time
KVET listener and fan, and I gotta ask ye, I
love microwaveing grapes just to watch them explode.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
I love it. I love it. Does that make me crazy?
Speaker 5 (12:31):
I'm crazy? Hasn't outgrown his eight year old self. I
kind of like that.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Up grapes held the magnifying glasses on ants, and here's.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
A little boy not only crazy, but maybe a little scary.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
A little bite on him.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
It's just grapes, but it's got to start, start somewhere.
But I kind of want to go home and do
that now, right, But we're missing something. I didn't know
that you could have explode grapes in the microwave.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
You better clean it up, Sandy. That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Right Hey, if you've got something that makes you wonder
if you're crazy, use the talkback button on the iHeart
Radio app. Ninety eight one kvet make us the number
one preset on the iHeart Radio app. We love hearing
from you guys, whether it's on the phone at eight
four four three nine oh kvet or on the talkback
feature of the iHeart Radio app. Here is a message
that we got from Nicole.
Speaker 7 (13:25):
I'm so happy y'all are back. Y'all make me smile
every day and freaking JB. There's always the one way
out in left field with what ugly person.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Ugly person can sing, cracks me up, makes me smile
every day. Thanks guys, appreciate you.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Here is what she is referring to from yesterday's show, Jamie,
what what do you have a soft spot for? When
it comes to Instagram or TikTok?
Speaker 5 (13:47):
It gets me every time, and there's years and years
of these going around now. It's when an ugly person
can actually sing.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Oh, JB.
Speaker 5 (14:00):
Sounds a little harsh when you hear it back.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Jamie confesses to something he's been doing coming up next.
I can tell the guilt has been eating away at
JB and he's ready to confess. It's the JB and
Sandy Show, ninety eight one. Kvett, Hey make us the
number one preset on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
What's going on, JBB?
Speaker 5 (14:18):
I mean one of the two things is gonna happen.
You're gonna think I'm a thief, I'm gonna scumbag, or
you're gonna go that is brilliant. I'm stealing that.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
All right.
Speaker 5 (14:27):
Okay, So I've been I've been going to the gym
for a while and doing classes. I do like the
classes where you do a lot of lunges and dumbbells
and burpies and all this stuff. But I've never really
been a weightlifter. I've always done endurance running and cycling,
and you don't really work on your arms and chests and.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Your shoulders show that you're not much of a weightlift.
I know.
Speaker 5 (14:50):
I have no I can't even wear a backpack. It
just it's like I have a latch anyway. So in
personal training, I don't know what to do in a
weight room, right, I never did that, and personal training
is so freaking expensive, so expensive, right, But I have
a nice gym membership, and so here's what I figured out.
(15:14):
I can just when someone has a dude like my
age is having a personal trainer or any dude whatever,
it doesn't matter. I will just mimic everything the trainers
having him do right after they do it, and then
especially the free weights and the dumbbells. My gym has
(15:35):
a mirror divider in the middle of the gym, and
then there's like three benches on each side, so I'll
watch them on the other side, and then whatever they do,
I go to the other side and do it. And
then and my other trick is they have a row
of treadmills that faces the free weight area. I'll do
a nice, you know, two mile warm up, and I'll
(15:58):
just watch the exercise as the trainers having them do,
and then I'll go repeat them.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
All right, here's a quick I don't want to be
a story topper here.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
I'm gonna bet all Okay, you remind me of the
time years ago, I don't know, twelve years ago my
buddy and I more went to Scotland to play golf.
And we're playing golf one day and we're at this
golf course. We're taking a caddy was optional. We decided
to take caddies with us. We got paired up with
this man and woman from Ireland. About halfway up the
(16:28):
second fairway, my caddy goes to me. He goes, LADDI
come here, stay close to me, Laddie, stay close. And
I'm like why he goes the cheap iry ish owver
there won't afford a caddy. They're trying to get all
me numbers. They're all there. It's the Jami and Sandy show.
Says ninety eight one cave vet, Good morning, ninety eight
(16:51):
one cavet it is the JB and Sandy Show. Good
Morning be a part of the show. Eight four four three,
n Know Cavett, make us the number one preset on
the Eye Heart Radio app. Don't care what weight loss
program you have ever heard in your life, whatever you've done,
whatever you've read. The Chinese now wear the crown for
(17:12):
the most intense weight loss program ever because they have
a Chinese weight loss prison.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Whoa pokey a jail. Let you go to and you
sign a contract.
Speaker 5 (17:25):
Yeah, it's they treat it like prison time. Yeah, you
get locked up, you sign a commitment and they you
do all the exercises, you eat whatever they give you,
which is not much, and they turn their life. It's
like they treat it like rehab, is the way I
see it.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
But it was like what I saw was like twelve
hours of fitness. Now, I don't know anyone that can
exercise for twelve hours every single day, but it's fitness
diet locked up in a cell, security guards, cameras, razor wire,
the entire razor.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
Wire and fence. I see it.
Speaker 4 (17:59):
Sounds like it it's like that TV show The Biggest Loser.
People voluntarily go in, but then once you're in the
break you.
Speaker 5 (18:07):
Yeah, I think it's genius.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Okay, that's where I wanted to go. You said you
you would like to do this, I would love.
Speaker 5 (18:13):
I would love to do it. Think about the kickstarts
you get. You know, you know a lot of people
will kick start their fitness by an extreme diet or
a fast or something like that. What a kick. You
come out of there a different person.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Yeah, yeah, you kind of have to stay.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
I wonder most people.
Speaker 5 (18:32):
A month option.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
But the razor wire that makes it feel weird.
Speaker 8 (18:37):
Right?
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Do you have to join a gang?
Speaker 3 (18:39):
Do you get protect you? Do you just stuff in?
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Do you start making toilet wine?
Speaker 4 (18:46):
Oh god, it'd be toilet smoothies, toilet and smoothies.
Speaker 5 (18:53):
Learn to play handball?
Speaker 1 (18:56):
It's just do you have to just really be aware
in the shower.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
Make a shank, you make a spoon or something.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Yes, at some point you gotta go, hey, coun we
this isn't really jail.
Speaker 5 (19:09):
All right, Yeah in jail, stay out of my bunk.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Okay, you're not a shot collar. Shut up. We're here
to lose weight. You're not in the jail house.
Speaker 5 (19:19):
I would do this, you wouldn't. I think it'd be great.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
I don't want anything that has the term jail, prison
or penitentiary.
Speaker 4 (19:30):
A razor wires surrounding me at any point, maybe day prison.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
I get to go home and sleep in my own
bed at night, you know what I mean. Oh, yeah,
that's true.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Work release. Yeah, that worked out really well.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Job.
Speaker 5 (19:45):
Most jobs are day prison.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
You're right. I don't know, JB, but you'd give it
a shot. Huh.
Speaker 5 (19:52):
I would do it just to even better if I
was in solitary confinement
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