July 2, 2026 • 17 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Jamie and Sandy Show.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Shout out to you guys streaming us on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
We appreciate that.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
My ode is done very apropos as we get closer
and closer to the Fourth of July. Because nothing says
America like a hot dog.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Eat on a craving one right now. I'm not gonna lie,
are you? It's not like you well hot dogs. I've
also been fasting since Sunday?
Speaker 4 (00:22):
What how really?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
I ate a yogurt yesterday.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
Because you had to, just had to.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Yeah, and I've had like a little thing of cottage cheese,
but not much else since.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
But we're going to dinner tonight. Yeah, that's fine. I
just wanted to fast for a few days. Just wanted
to fast for a few days.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Will never come out of my.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
Mouth for Fourth of July hot dogs.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Oh all right, here we go.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Today's ode is too America's greatest tradition, the hot dog
Eating Contest. Ode to the Hot Dog Eating Contest.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
Bye, Sandy Maccohl, thank.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
You very much.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
I wish you'd be a tad more enthusiastic, but I understand. Yeah,
I understand. You guys just don't get it. Oh, say
can you see, by the dawn's early light, a dozen
grown men, grown men eating hot dogs, trying to burst
out of sights.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Burst love d on the delivery.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
There, Sorry, We celebrate freedom with fireworks and flair, then
honor the founders by choking on Cody Island in a
city square. Well, Jefferson dreamed of sweet liberties ring we're
lives dreaming mustard hot dogs and regret with a lot
(01:51):
of ling. They fought for our rights with their blood,
sweat and tears. We fight for a hot dog title
by inhaling our fears. What genius decided this gastric parade
(02:12):
is is how we show tyrants that we're still unafraid
big finish.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
There's more.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
One nation under buns with indigestion for all. God bless
these hot dog heroes who puke for the call. Truely bewildered,
bewilderedly perfectly America, America the hot dog eating contest. Speaking
of America, I just can't get enough of last night's
(02:48):
soccer win in the World Cup is so much fun,
such a blast last night. Really, here's the final call.
If you missed it yesterday, you went to bed earlier
or something. Last night It's a pretty cool moment. At
the end of the game.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
There's the photo whistle.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
Seattle don't come back to the United States has been
Moss It hurts to go lad On that has moved
on to the next round of the World.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Time an all American performance. It makes me problem to
be American game.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
John Divers sitting in heaven going, what the hell happened?
Speaker 4 (03:28):
That sound? Crack the top one hundred?
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Did it really?
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Yes? Because it's so popular right now.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
I think it came out fifty years ago, right.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Eight years ago.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
It's when I went to october Fest. You'll have ten
thousand people in one tenth singing this at the top.
It's a just a slam dunk favorite.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
It's a single log that everybody loves. Yes, right, all
Europeans love that. So very cool, USA and Sandy don't
go anywhere. We got your last laugh of the hour
coming up before eight o'clock. You guys, ever ding Dong
bitched when you were a kid that you are going
to love this last laugh. It's coming up, and we
(04:06):
might get Jamie's journal, his bachelor journal, how his life
is falling apart because his wife is gone for a week.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
You know, I'll add to my journal intrigue. My wife
left me a to do list that I didn't notice
for two days.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
See that's coming up. Jad's wife is out of town.
She and your daughter both went to Rome. Your wife's
on a business trip, and Riley tagged along.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Yeah, and they're gonna spend a couple of days.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
If we talked to her till. I am loving the
photos that she's taking of her. I think it's such
a cool mother daughters. You should do that someday with
our daughter.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Yeah, they were.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
They were at the Vatican yesterday and it's they were
sneaking pictures you're not supposed to take.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
I don't think God's gonna like that.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Man, watch it. She left you to do list. I'm
dying here with.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Yeah, this is it's so embarrassing. My wife eat me
like a child. Maybe maybe I earn it. I don't know,
but it reminds me of when I was a kid
with my sisters and we would fly back and forth
to visit my dad.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
They and they pen your information on you.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
It's so the flight attendants would know where I needed
to go. It feels like that again. First of all,
I didn't notice the two to do list. She left
Monday afternoon. I didn't notice it till last night. It
was clear as day on in an empty count of
kit She.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Didn't put it in a heid hole. She left it
out anyhow.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
She left me a to do list and some not
to do and I just I thought i'd share it
with you guys.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
So it's some of it's so basic it's embarrassing. JB.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
While I'm gone, feed the dogs every morning and make
sure they have fresh water. I fell one scoopful and
split it between their two bowls. Duh if it doesn't rain.
Water the plants in the backyard twice while I'm gone,
wash the bedding once before I get home. Do at
least two loads of your laundry while I'm gone.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
What are you twelve? Are you twelve years old? It
needs to be told these things. Trash day is Tuesday.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
You'll need to take the trash out and recycle to
the curb on Monday, July sixth. She put it out
on Monday, a day early before she left. Wow, listen
to this run and empty the dishwasher at least once
while I'm gone. Please don't trade my car in for
something different.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
That's a definite, definite danger.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
I like my car and this one's funny. Do your
best not to get another dog. Two is good for now.
And if you should end up getting crazy and having
a rager in the house while I'm gone, text loop
A at this number, I think I'm gonna have loop
A come anyway before.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
That's a good Oh, dude, that's so many points.
Speaker 6 (06:55):
Fresh bedding and a clean house when she gets home.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Thanks, I love you very much, but that's embarrassing.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Have you traded in a car? She Tricia would kill
me if I traded her car in without talking to her.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Doesn't get to pick my car, I don't she She
hasn't participated in the last four or five purchases of cars.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
You just tell her. I just do it.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Really, And here's why I learned early on a marriage.
If you take her take her to look at a car,
she will You'll lose all power with the salesperson.
Speaker 6 (07:29):
She'll freak out over the wines she loves.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
She'll walk up to it like you got to play
your cool and you got to be willing to walk away.
That's the only way you have any power in a
car dealership. And she'll walk up and.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
She'll go.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Jamie and Sandy's show, and we are ready to put
somebody in to Jamie and Sandy's amazing Book of records.
You know, JB's gone. Have you lost what fifty one time?
Speaker 7 (07:59):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (07:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Yeah, Mike, A couple of times, A couple of times,
forty fifty pounds?
Speaker 1 (08:04):
I think I did.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
I went from like two thirty to one to eighty
one a couple of times.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
That was a lot of weight. I lost thirty. It
is a lot.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
I lost thirty and I think I put twenty nine
and a half of it back.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
You know what'll freak you out? It gives you perspective
weighted You've worn't a weighted vest?
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Right?
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:21):
You throw on one of those and you're just like
I had more than that every day?
Speaker 4 (08:26):
How did I walk around with this?
Speaker 7 (08:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:28):
We've asked you to call us at eighty four to
four to three nine, Okay, Vets, someone's going to the
Book of Records for the most weight lost.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
How much have you lost?
Speaker 8 (08:35):
How about you? One hundred and thirty six pounds?
Speaker 4 (08:38):
Oh wow?
Speaker 1 (08:39):
What's your name?
Speaker 8 (08:41):
My name is Sir Mark Fees.
Speaker 7 (08:42):
Sir Mark, I am a knight in the YEP Sir
Mark Fees, I'm a Knight in the Order of Saint George.
Speaker 8 (08:48):
Oh the military.
Speaker 7 (08:50):
Oh and I at the VA in two thousand and
four weighed in at four hundred and ninety seven pounds.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Wow.
Speaker 8 (08:58):
In my last PA appointment, I was too sixty one.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
That's amazing.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
And I'm guessing this is all just diet, exercise and determination.
Speaker 7 (09:07):
No, a drug called leptrapro Seriously, I was an over
the road truck driver, eating crap everywhere I went.
Speaker 8 (09:15):
Yeah, and then you got on this and started just
watching the.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Weight come off.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
What does it feel like now?
Speaker 3 (09:23):
What does it feel like now compared to your heaviest
It's got to be unbelievable.
Speaker 8 (09:27):
It really is. Because I've lost another person.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
That's impressive.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Congratulations, I'm so impressive.
Speaker 8 (09:33):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
And just to confirm, two hundred and thirty six pounds.
Speaker 8 (09:37):
Yeah, if you take a little, won't see you? Let
me get my calculator out here.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
No, that's right.
Speaker 8 (09:43):
For ninety seven minus two sixty one and thirty six pounds.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
You probably get better gas mileage in your truck.
Speaker 7 (09:54):
Well, actually, since you brought it up. That was my
grandfather's last bit of advice to me. That The Secrets
of the Meaning of Life was MPG and I went
miles per gall and he goes, whether that's the truck
you drive, the.
Speaker 8 (10:06):
Bike you ride, or a woman at your.
Speaker 6 (10:08):
Side there you Yeah, that's great advice.
Speaker 7 (10:11):
And and so my bragging writes about miles pergallen.
Speaker 8 (10:14):
My wife and I've been married just over ten years.
Speaker 7 (10:16):
Now, and we ride a Honda Golden Trick out by
California sidecar that we're getting forty five point ninety seven
miles per gallen.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Wow, that's awesome. Man Veray call.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Hey, thanks for the call and congratulations.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
What a great story.
Speaker 8 (10:30):
Thanks all, have a great day you too.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
By sir Mark, you are in jab and Sandy's amazing
book of records losing two hundred and thirty six pounds.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Wow, about as Austin.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
As he gets ninety one kvets your all time country favorites.
Stick around and he's coming in next. He's got those
Josh Turner tickets. Patricia wrap us up with some of
the things we learned from earlier in this show.
Speaker 6 (10:50):
We were talking about who got credited with the keep
Austin Weird campaign back in the day. They honed it
down to figured out that it's a Austin Community College
librarian named Red Wassinich.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
He came up with it.
Speaker 6 (11:04):
He came up with it, and then everybody took off
with it for local businesses to keep Austin wear shop local.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
It stuck.
Speaker 6 (11:11):
Yeah, I thought that was pretty cool. It's a little
Austin trivia information. Another thing we found out and learned
today was that we have a new entry into our
book of records. Who has lost the most weight? Marked
lost two hundred and thirty six pounds.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
That's incredible, It's incredible, amazing, Yeah, incredible.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
Yeah, that's well done. Mark.
Speaker 6 (11:32):
And finally we talked about JB's to do list that
his wife left him before she went out of town
for a week.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
He read some of them to us.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Did you sell my car? Do not get another dog?
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Have a great day everyone, We'll see you tomorrow. Angie
is in mixed jab and Sandy on Ny One came out,
(12:09):
Hey girl.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
What's your name?
Speaker 5 (12:11):
So loud here I can't hear a thing, but I
sure do like your style and I can see you
came to rock and your blue Jee's and white tink
time man. That look drives me wild and it's hey.
Speaker 9 (12:27):
Now here you go to be Jack.
Speaker 10 (12:29):
Goes to play dump song, kick those girls out on
the floor.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
Gotta make them want to come back from a little.
Speaker 9 (12:35):
Bits hair that's so, and tell me hair when it
comes back around.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
We don't week.
Speaker 9 (12:41):
It's time to play. Gonna get a little bit to
side side.
Speaker 5 (12:54):
I ain't no need to find y'all take that good
next about side that foot parking lot fool me once
you time, you ain't come back?
Speaker 4 (13:05):
Well the gross ain't got no slang.
Speaker 9 (13:07):
Man.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
They're busting down the door and.
Speaker 9 (13:11):
It's hey, now here we go, get jar, don't play
the foot, keep those tools out on the float.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
Kind to make them want to come back from a
little man.
Speaker 9 (13:20):
Pass so when south he's ore when it comes.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
Back around, But don't we It's time to play. Gonna
get a little bit side with.
Speaker 9 (13:33):
Side.
Speaker 8 (13:44):
That's try.
Speaker 10 (13:56):
Hey, now here we go, d J, do you play
not for school? Gotta make him ona. I gotta make
him one. I gotta make him monna come back.
Speaker 5 (14:06):
From Hey, now here we go be jag plain enough song.
Speaker 9 (14:11):
Kick those girls out of the blow.
Speaker 10 (14:13):
I gotta make them want to come back from ye
and song when tell me her when it.
Speaker 5 (14:19):
Comes back about west all week it's time to play.
Speaker 9 (14:22):
Don't wanna get a little bit sad? Sad sad?
Speaker 5 (14:43):
Big girl, watch your names so loud and here I
can't hear it.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
I know that song.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
I thought that song, that song faded suitor. Then I thought,
sorry about that. Ninety eight when it's the J Sandy's show,
it's twenty four minutes away from nine o'clock. Got a
great text message for a long time listener. His name
is Curtis. He says, you guys are killing it with
the whaling brisket guy and with the belly flopping contest
(15:15):
at the fuzz entered. That's our daughter who got in
a belly flop contest at summer camp last weekend.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Speaking of your daughter, real quick, how did she enjoy
her radio visit yesterday?
Speaker 1 (15:25):
She was so tired, damn near kilner.
Speaker 6 (15:27):
We asked her last night you want to get up
and go into the studio there with this tour, and
she was like.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
I mean, I don't know. It was a lot.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
She came in yesterday and by nine o'clock she was ready.
Speaker 8 (15:40):
To go to bed.
Speaker 6 (15:40):
She had her head tilted back with her eyes closed,
sliding out of her chair.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Yeah, she was done. Dalan. She was done.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
The Whaling Brisket song that Curtis mentioned right there in
the text message. Here's a little bit of it. It
was about the last Hooters in Austin closing down.
Speaker 4 (15:57):
It's the last food at all.
Speaker 5 (16:01):
Lord, I never thought I see the day we lose
cold beer.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Lost cold beer, curly fries.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
If you want to hear the entire thing, what you
need to do is stream the podcast version.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
You'll see it.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
It says Whaling Briskets got a monster hit or something
like that, and you can listen to the entire thing
that is available on my iHeartRadio app search JB and Sandy.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
It's twenty two minutes away from nine o'clock. We got.
Curtis is my buddy that was just texting us. He's
on the phone with us. Hey man, what's going on? Hello?
Speaker 8 (16:34):
Hey man?
Speaker 7 (16:35):
I was going to call in to try to get
my numbers because I thought, man, one O five, But
those are rookie numbers.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
For your weight loss.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Oh yeah, how much would you lose?
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Oh? Oh okay, I see I missed the point.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Yeah compared to compared to Mark at two hundred and
thirty six pounds, are you still one hundred and five.
Nothing to sneeze at though, that's a ton of weight.
Have you kept it off?
Speaker 8 (17:00):
Yeah? Yeah, I keeped a line off. Man, I'm not
going back.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
I don't blame you many thanks for listening.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Have a great day. Okay, Hey, not not a problem.
Speaker 8 (17:13):
You guys, have a great day. No way.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
He feels about weight loss a lot of people feel
about marriage.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Not going back.
The Jamie and Sandy Show.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Shout out to you guys streaming us on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
We appreciate that.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
My ode is done very apropos as we get closer
and closer to the Fourth of July. Because nothing says
America like a hot dog.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Eat on a craving one right now. I'm not gonna lie,
are you? It's not like you well hot dogs. I've
also been fasting since Sunday?
Speaker 4 (00:22):
What how really?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
I ate a yogurt yesterday.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
Because you had to, just had to.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Yeah, and I've had like a little thing of cottage cheese,
but not much else since.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
But we're going to dinner tonight. Yeah, that's fine. I
just wanted to fast for a few days. Just wanted
to fast for a few days.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Will never come out of my.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
Mouth for Fourth of July hot dogs.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Oh all right, here we go.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Today's ode is too America's greatest tradition, the hot dog
Eating Contest. Ode to the Hot Dog Eating Contest.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
Bye, Sandy Maccohl, thank.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
You very much.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
I wish you'd be a tad more enthusiastic, but I understand. Yeah,
I understand. You guys just don't get it. Oh, say
can you see, by the dawn's early light, a dozen
grown men, grown men eating hot dogs, trying to burst
out of sights.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Burst love d on the delivery.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
There, Sorry, We celebrate freedom with fireworks and flair, then
honor the founders by choking on Cody Island in a
city square. Well, Jefferson dreamed of sweet liberties ring we're
lives dreaming mustard hot dogs and regret with a lot
(01:51):
of ling. They fought for our rights with their blood,
sweat and tears. We fight for a hot dog title
by inhaling our fears. What genius decided this gastric parade
(02:12):
is is how we show tyrants that we're still unafraid
big finish.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
There's more.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
One nation under buns with indigestion for all. God bless
these hot dog heroes who puke for the call. Truely bewildered,
bewilderedly perfectly America, America the hot dog eating contest. Speaking
of America, I just can't get enough of last night's
(02:48):
soccer win in the World Cup is so much fun,
such a blast last night. Really, here's the final call.
If you missed it yesterday, you went to bed earlier
or something. Last night It's a pretty cool moment. At
the end of the game.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
There's the photo whistle.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
Seattle don't come back to the United States has been
Moss It hurts to go lad On that has moved
on to the next round of the World.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Time an all American performance. It makes me problem to
be American game.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
John Divers sitting in heaven going, what the hell happened?
Speaker 4 (03:28):
That sound? Crack the top one hundred?
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Did it really?
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Yes? Because it's so popular right now.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
I think it came out fifty years ago, right.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Eight years ago.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
It's when I went to october Fest. You'll have ten
thousand people in one tenth singing this at the top.
It's a just a slam dunk favorite.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
It's a single log that everybody loves. Yes, right, all
Europeans love that. So very cool, USA and Sandy don't
go anywhere. We got your last laugh of the hour
coming up before eight o'clock. You guys, ever ding Dong
bitched when you were a kid that you are going
to love this last laugh. It's coming up, and we
(04:06):
might get Jamie's journal, his bachelor journal, how his life
is falling apart because his wife is gone for a week.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
You know, I'll add to my journal intrigue. My wife
left me a to do list that I didn't notice
for two days.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
See that's coming up. Jad's wife is out of town.
She and your daughter both went to Rome. Your wife's
on a business trip, and Riley tagged along.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Yeah, and they're gonna spend a couple of days.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
If we talked to her till. I am loving the
photos that she's taking of her. I think it's such
a cool mother daughters. You should do that someday with
our daughter.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Yeah, they were.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
They were at the Vatican yesterday and it's they were
sneaking pictures you're not supposed to take.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
I don't think God's gonna like that.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Man, watch it. She left you to do list. I'm
dying here with.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Yeah, this is it's so embarrassing. My wife eat me
like a child. Maybe maybe I earn it. I don't know,
but it reminds me of when I was a kid
with my sisters and we would fly back and forth
to visit my dad.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
They and they pen your information on you.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
It's so the flight attendants would know where I needed
to go. It feels like that again. First of all,
I didn't notice the two to do list. She left
Monday afternoon. I didn't notice it till last night. It
was clear as day on in an empty count of
kit She.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Didn't put it in a heid hole. She left it
out anyhow.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
She left me a to do list and some not
to do and I just I thought i'd share it
with you guys.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
So it's some of it's so basic it's embarrassing. JB.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
While I'm gone, feed the dogs every morning and make
sure they have fresh water. I fell one scoopful and
split it between their two bowls. Duh if it doesn't rain.
Water the plants in the backyard twice while I'm gone,
wash the bedding once before I get home. Do at
least two loads of your laundry while I'm gone.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
What are you twelve? Are you twelve years old? It
needs to be told these things. Trash day is Tuesday.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
You'll need to take the trash out and recycle to
the curb on Monday, July sixth. She put it out
on Monday, a day early before she left. Wow, listen
to this run and empty the dishwasher at least once
while I'm gone. Please don't trade my car in for
something different.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
That's a definite, definite danger.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
I like my car and this one's funny. Do your
best not to get another dog. Two is good for now.
And if you should end up getting crazy and having
a rager in the house while I'm gone, text loop
A at this number, I think I'm gonna have loop
A come anyway before.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
That's a good Oh, dude, that's so many points.
Speaker 6 (06:55):
Fresh bedding and a clean house when she gets home.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Thanks, I love you very much, but that's embarrassing.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Have you traded in a car? She Tricia would kill
me if I traded her car in without talking to her.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Doesn't get to pick my car, I don't she She
hasn't participated in the last four or five purchases of cars.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
You just tell her. I just do it.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Really, And here's why I learned early on a marriage.
If you take her take her to look at a car,
she will You'll lose all power with the salesperson.
Speaker 6 (07:29):
She'll freak out over the wines she loves.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
She'll walk up to it like you got to play
your cool and you got to be willing to walk away.
That's the only way you have any power in a
car dealership. And she'll walk up and.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
She'll go.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Jamie and Sandy's show, and we are ready to put
somebody in to Jamie and Sandy's amazing Book of records.
You know, JB's gone. Have you lost what fifty one time?
Speaker 7 (07:59):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (07:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Yeah, Mike, A couple of times, A couple of times,
forty fifty pounds?
Speaker 1 (08:04):
I think I did.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
I went from like two thirty to one to eighty
one a couple of times.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
That was a lot of weight. I lost thirty. It
is a lot.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
I lost thirty and I think I put twenty nine
and a half of it back.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
You know what'll freak you out? It gives you perspective
weighted You've worn't a weighted vest?
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Right?
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:21):
You throw on one of those and you're just like
I had more than that every day?
Speaker 4 (08:26):
How did I walk around with this?
Speaker 7 (08:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:28):
We've asked you to call us at eighty four to
four to three nine, Okay, Vets, someone's going to the
Book of Records for the most weight lost.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
How much have you lost?
Speaker 8 (08:35):
How about you? One hundred and thirty six pounds?
Speaker 4 (08:38):
Oh wow?
Speaker 1 (08:39):
What's your name?
Speaker 8 (08:41):
My name is Sir Mark Fees.
Speaker 7 (08:42):
Sir Mark, I am a knight in the YEP Sir
Mark Fees, I'm a Knight in the Order of Saint George.
Speaker 8 (08:48):
Oh the military.
Speaker 7 (08:50):
Oh and I at the VA in two thousand and
four weighed in at four hundred and ninety seven pounds.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Wow.
Speaker 8 (08:58):
In my last PA appointment, I was too sixty one.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
That's amazing.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
And I'm guessing this is all just diet, exercise and determination.
Speaker 7 (09:07):
No, a drug called leptrapro Seriously, I was an over
the road truck driver, eating crap everywhere I went.
Speaker 8 (09:15):
Yeah, and then you got on this and started just
watching the.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Weight come off.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
What does it feel like now?
Speaker 3 (09:23):
What does it feel like now compared to your heaviest
It's got to be unbelievable.
Speaker 8 (09:27):
It really is. Because I've lost another person.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
That's impressive.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Congratulations, I'm so impressive.
Speaker 8 (09:33):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
And just to confirm, two hundred and thirty six pounds.
Speaker 8 (09:37):
Yeah, if you take a little, won't see you? Let
me get my calculator out here.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
No, that's right.
Speaker 8 (09:43):
For ninety seven minus two sixty one and thirty six pounds.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
You probably get better gas mileage in your truck.
Speaker 7 (09:54):
Well, actually, since you brought it up. That was my
grandfather's last bit of advice to me. That The Secrets
of the Meaning of Life was MPG and I went
miles per gall and he goes, whether that's the truck
you drive, the.
Speaker 8 (10:06):
Bike you ride, or a woman at your.
Speaker 6 (10:08):
Side there you Yeah, that's great advice.
Speaker 7 (10:11):
And and so my bragging writes about miles pergallen.
Speaker 8 (10:14):
My wife and I've been married just over ten years.
Speaker 7 (10:16):
Now, and we ride a Honda Golden Trick out by
California sidecar that we're getting forty five point ninety seven
miles per gallen.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Wow, that's awesome. Man Veray call.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Hey, thanks for the call and congratulations.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
What a great story.
Speaker 8 (10:30):
Thanks all, have a great day you too.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
By sir Mark, you are in jab and Sandy's amazing
book of records losing two hundred and thirty six pounds.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Wow, about as Austin.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
As he gets ninety one kvets your all time country favorites.
Stick around and he's coming in next. He's got those
Josh Turner tickets. Patricia wrap us up with some of
the things we learned from earlier in this show.
Speaker 6 (10:50):
We were talking about who got credited with the keep
Austin Weird campaign back in the day. They honed it
down to figured out that it's a Austin Community College
librarian named Red Wassinich.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
He came up with it.
Speaker 6 (11:04):
He came up with it, and then everybody took off
with it for local businesses to keep Austin wear shop local.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
It stuck.
Speaker 6 (11:11):
Yeah, I thought that was pretty cool. It's a little
Austin trivia information. Another thing we found out and learned
today was that we have a new entry into our
book of records. Who has lost the most weight? Marked
lost two hundred and thirty six pounds.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
That's incredible, It's incredible, amazing, Yeah, incredible.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
Yeah, that's well done. Mark.
Speaker 6 (11:32):
And finally we talked about JB's to do list that
his wife left him before she went out of town
for a week.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
He read some of them to us.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Did you sell my car? Do not get another dog?
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Have a great day everyone, We'll see you tomorrow. Angie
is in mixed jab and Sandy on Ny One came out,
(12:09):
Hey girl.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
What's your name?
Speaker 5 (12:11):
So loud here I can't hear a thing, but I
sure do like your style and I can see you
came to rock and your blue Jee's and white tink
time man. That look drives me wild and it's hey.
Speaker 9 (12:27):
Now here you go to be Jack.
Speaker 10 (12:29):
Goes to play dump song, kick those girls out on
the floor.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
Gotta make them want to come back from a little.
Speaker 9 (12:35):
Bits hair that's so, and tell me hair when it
comes back around.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
We don't week.
Speaker 9 (12:41):
It's time to play. Gonna get a little bit to
side side.
Speaker 5 (12:54):
I ain't no need to find y'all take that good
next about side that foot parking lot fool me once
you time, you ain't come back?
Speaker 4 (13:05):
Well the gross ain't got no slang.
Speaker 9 (13:07):
Man.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
They're busting down the door and.
Speaker 9 (13:11):
It's hey, now here we go, get jar, don't play
the foot, keep those tools out on the float.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
Kind to make them want to come back from a
little man.
Speaker 9 (13:20):
Pass so when south he's ore when it comes.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
Back around, But don't we It's time to play. Gonna
get a little bit side with.
Speaker 9 (13:33):
Side.
Speaker 8 (13:44):
That's try.
Speaker 10 (13:56):
Hey, now here we go, d J, do you play
not for school? Gotta make him ona. I gotta make
him one. I gotta make him monna come back.
Speaker 5 (14:06):
From Hey, now here we go be jag plain enough song.
Speaker 9 (14:11):
Kick those girls out of the blow.
Speaker 10 (14:13):
I gotta make them want to come back from ye
and song when tell me her when it.
Speaker 5 (14:19):
Comes back about west all week it's time to play.
Speaker 9 (14:22):
Don't wanna get a little bit sad? Sad sad?
Speaker 5 (14:43):
Big girl, watch your names so loud and here I
can't hear it.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
I know that song.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
I thought that song, that song faded suitor. Then I thought,
sorry about that. Ninety eight when it's the J Sandy's show,
it's twenty four minutes away from nine o'clock. Got a
great text message for a long time listener. His name
is Curtis. He says, you guys are killing it with
the whaling brisket guy and with the belly flopping contest
(15:15):
at the fuzz entered. That's our daughter who got in
a belly flop contest at summer camp last weekend.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Speaking of your daughter, real quick, how did she enjoy
her radio visit yesterday?
Speaker 1 (15:25):
She was so tired, damn near kilner.
Speaker 6 (15:27):
We asked her last night you want to get up
and go into the studio there with this tour, and
she was like.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
I mean, I don't know. It was a lot.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
She came in yesterday and by nine o'clock she was ready.
Speaker 8 (15:40):
To go to bed.
Speaker 6 (15:40):
She had her head tilted back with her eyes closed,
sliding out of her chair.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Yeah, she was done. Dalan. She was done.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
The Whaling Brisket song that Curtis mentioned right there in
the text message. Here's a little bit of it. It
was about the last Hooters in Austin closing down.
Speaker 4 (15:57):
It's the last food at all.
Speaker 5 (16:01):
Lord, I never thought I see the day we lose
cold beer.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Lost cold beer, curly fries.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
If you want to hear the entire thing, what you
need to do is stream the podcast version.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
You'll see it.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
It says Whaling Briskets got a monster hit or something
like that, and you can listen to the entire thing
that is available on my iHeartRadio app search JB and Sandy.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
It's twenty two minutes away from nine o'clock. We got.
Curtis is my buddy that was just texting us. He's
on the phone with us. Hey man, what's going on? Hello?
Speaker 8 (16:34):
Hey man?
Speaker 7 (16:35):
I was going to call in to try to get
my numbers because I thought, man, one O five, But
those are rookie numbers.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
For your weight loss.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Oh yeah, how much would you lose?
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Oh? Oh okay, I see I missed the point.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Yeah compared to compared to Mark at two hundred and
thirty six pounds, are you still one hundred and five.
Nothing to sneeze at though, that's a ton of weight.
Have you kept it off?
Speaker 8 (17:00):
Yeah? Yeah, I keeped a line off. Man, I'm not
going back.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
I don't blame you many thanks for listening.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Have a great day. Okay, Hey, not not a problem.
Speaker 8 (17:13):
You guys, have a great day. No way.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
He feels about weight loss a lot of people feel
about marriage.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Not going back.
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