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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ninety eight one cavet.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
It's the JD and Sandy Show along with Tricia eight
four four three nine oh cavet.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
If you want to be a part of the show.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Tricia, you got to control yourself, okay with what's happened.
If you're new to the show, Tricia, and I guess
there's a lot of people like this but cannot control
themselves around baby animals. Oh yeah, lose your mind?
Speaker 2 (00:21):
I do I do Friday nights. You spend the evening
with some wild raccoons.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
Yeah, hoping that the raccoons would bring me their babies,
and now they get hold them.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
And now there's a warning that the city has put
out and it's targeted right at you.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Yes, it is fawn season in and around Central Texas.
Do not touch the babies.
Speaker 5 (00:42):
I mean, what if I have to help one off
the babies.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
That's the thing that they're saying that the wildlife experts
are saying. They often look like they're in distress and
need help. You know, they'll just kind of curl up
and lay there. They don't need your help, they don't
need human interaction.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
But they might need my love. They might you little
love from tea, right their mom. I know their mom
has put them down somewhere while they go eat.
Speaker 5 (01:06):
I think is safe.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
I picture you going out and looking for this, like, yeah,
you know, on off the trail where you guys go
on walks. I can see you putting flowers in your hare,
bring in a little.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
Foot in my dress, dancing ground.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Trying to entice them to follow you on a parade.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
I would have a hard time not touching one if
I found one. I know it's you're not supposed to, right, Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
I was gonna say look at me and say, you understand,
do not touch the phone.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
I mean, it's all situational. If that baby is crying,
come on, I got to go over there and comfort
it and give it some luck.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
It's the JB and Sandy Show at ninety eight. One
caveat good morning ninety eight one caveat It's the JB
and Sandy Show.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Hey, things are expensive right now. Entertaining kids has always
been expensive, but you should never make your child an accomplice.
This happened at Disney World. A mom got caught and
arrested for smuggling a child in to Disney World.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Apparently this is on the rise. Is an issue, and
they I actually saw an image of it. They'd take
like stuffed a kid into it under Like you know
a lot of child strollers have a compartment underneath.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
You can carry stuff.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Yeah, you can put your bag in there, and all
this stuff had stuffed a kid into there, and you
can see it through like the netting, the little kid's
face all smashed up against it. Because you know, the cost,
Like that's a bucket list thing that every parent wants
to take their kid to do. But it's very, very
expensive to go to Disney. I looked up what the
typical cost is for a family of four on tickets alone.
(02:39):
You can expect to spend two.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Grand for a family of four.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Yeah, you know everything you know, could you usually go
to it? You stay a few days and you got
a few different parks. Yeah, it's not just one park.
You're going to spend a couple grand on hotel. You're
going to spend about fifteen hundred dollars in food probably
flights are a road trip. It cost you fifteen hundred
dollars or more, and then all your ex you want
the ears do you want you know an autograph book?
(03:04):
Remember getting an autograph book? And going and getting Mickey's autograph.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Yeah, but there's some free it's expensive, I mean just
what you're all in ten thousand dollars for you and
your family at Disney World. So some free stuff that
you can do right here in Austin and not break
the law. For one, of course, you got the free
show on Saturday, the iHeart Country Daytime Village doors at
twelve thirty. We're going to be there. We'd like to
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see you there too. I would get there early because
it is a limited capacity. But that's absolutely free. Some
other free stuff that you can do in Austin.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
You can always hit Zilker Park, the Ladybird or the
Butler Trail, Mount Banel. I mean, thing's the bats, you know.
I know that's usually reserved for tourists and whatnot. But
there's the Austin Nature and Science Center. The Bob Bullock
Museum usually have some pretty cool traveling shows too. They
do keep an eye on that list. The Blanton the
(04:01):
Central Library we were just talking about. You can go
get seeds.
Speaker 5 (04:03):
For feos at the library.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Go home planet and make it a project. I mean
there's things to do.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Or or you could do like our parents did and
just say go outside.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
You stop opening that door. We're not air conditioning in
the neighborhood.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
We didn't mind, right because they our fear was being
home in time before dark.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Yeah, we were just out there running.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Around stealing things.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
How would your grandma get you back into the house
on the ranch.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
So if I were down in the pasture like with
the horses, she would literally ring the iron triangle like
they used to call us to dinner.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
At eighteen eighty eight.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Right ninety eight one cavet your all time country favorites
with JB and Sandy A chance one one thousand dollars
coming up at nine o'clock.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
All right, Oh of the day. Suggestions are pouring in
every day. Sandy writes an entire ode during one song.
Some of the suggestions that would come in are oddly
enough about things we were talking about earlier this morning.
One will inspire you and you a picket and write
the song. Here are suggestions. Ode to Disney. We were
(05:05):
talking about how people are smuggling their kids in.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Yeah, it's so expensive, so expensive, not feeling I'm not
feeling Disney.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Ode to yacht Rock.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Because of Keith Urban's new song.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Urban's Got a yacht rock sound song that actually sounds
a lot like Michael McDonald.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
It really does. No maybeeah maybe maybe.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Yeah. One more is ode to Bromance. Sandy was lecturing
me earlier because I don't have like dude time, like
dinner dates with bros.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
I gotta make it a point to have time with
your dudes. Man, you get you stay in that house
all the time, you go crazy. You got to get
out with your bros. And Tricia, by the way, one
supportive of that.
Speaker 5 (05:47):
Oh yeah, please go a lot.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
I will write an ode to a bromance. Man.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Oh this is gonna be good. All right, stick around.
I'll write it during this song and then and the
real talent in performing the ode. Let me grab my beret.
The od of the day coming up next ninety eight
one caveat to your all time country favorites with JB
and Sandy. Chance to win one thousand bucks coming up
at nine o'clock. Be listening and you can win. I
(06:15):
have written the ode. The ode to the bromance is
suggested by one of our listeners, and I am now
ready to perform the ode. Are you guys ready to
sit back and be amazed?
Speaker 4 (06:27):
Sure, we're thrilled, drilled, thrilled to be here front.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Row every day.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
It's a good thing. I don't lack any self confidence.
You guys are not really encouraging with the ode of
the day. At the topic. The bromance, almighty bro dinner, thoust,
glorious feast, where man card renewal.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
It happens at.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Least to the bromance, the grease and the glory. The
night that needs no deep backstory.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Get to getting.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Late night wings, no drama, insight, just trash, talking games
till the morning lights.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
We quote, we quote dumb movies.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
We laugh till we choke, We share crypto fails like
it's one big joke.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Oh mean Bitcoin, I told you Bitcoin. We're gonna go.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Nowhere, big finish here, big big finish. No feelings talk,
just fist bumps and grunts, and we're always planning our
South Texas deer hunts.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
A little snuggled every now and then wouldn't be so bad.
Speaker 5 (07:58):
Hell, hell, snuggle a little bit of smuggle.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
It's Sandy Show ninety eight one kvet your all time
country favorites with JB and Sandy. The word that you
need to use on the iHeartRadio app talkback button to
win those premium tickets and an artist experience. The word
is festival, festival. Use that word. You could win tickets.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
You know.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
I'm kind of hooked on an Instagram site that caught
my attention, and it makes me if I didn't do this,
I think, I feel like we have one of the
greatest jobs in the world you could ever have. If
I wasn't doing this, how fun it would be to
be a private investigator.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
I would love that.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
I started. I stumbled across this investigator TX and he's
outside of Houston, and he's you know, it's a story.
Now he's hired to follow this man hired him to
follow his wife. He was out of town on business
a lot and suspected she was up to something. And
then they're so good about doing part one, part two,
part three, Yeah, getting along, coming back to their social
(09:00):
media page. But I couldn't help but think like that
would be a fun job, just following someone around with
a camera, trying to bust them, reporting.
Speaker 5 (09:09):
It all the cool stuff.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Can I tell you something kind of a weird, weird
thing I've always wanted to do but never done, And
this is weird, and you're you're gonna raise your eyebrows.
I've always wanted, like what I'm driving on Mopak, to
just pick a random car and then just follow them
to wherever they're going, so creepy I'm not just.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
To see if they're even notice or no, just.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
I just don't know where they're going, Like, just follow
them and yeah, they'd be interesting to see if they
even noticed that I was following.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
As I talked to my daughter about that all the time,
like you should be aware of course falling.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
Here's some young girl and she'll see you following her
and she'll call the cops and you're gonna get arrested.
Speaker 5 (09:51):
But I haven't done anything wrong, but you're following her,
You're out.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
I'm just seriously, where is that? Where's that guy in
the f black app? Where's you going?
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Right? Why do I want to know? That's?
Speaker 3 (10:02):
What? Farre are you that?
Speaker 1 (10:03):
It's this is a public sidewalk.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
I can video here, right, I'm that guy exactly ninety eight.
One cave at your all time country favorites with JB
and Sandy, and another chance for you to what a
thousand dollars is coming up at ten If you travel
three sixty at all you know what a message is,
and it's about to get worse.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
They have kind of are starting to wrap up a
little bit construction on the north side of the of
the river, but now they broke ground on the south
side of the river right at Courtyard Drive in twenty
two twenty two.
Speaker 5 (10:35):
They're trying to take that light out. They're going to
put an underpass in.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
They're gonna do some sort of a like spaghetti bowl
at the twenty two twenty two intersection. Really, so yeah,
they're doing some things that what I'm going to tell
you is it's it's not getting better.
Speaker 5 (10:51):
It's just keeps getting worse.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
I've said it before, I'll say it again. This is
going to be an amazing place to live when they
get done building it. I mean it's it'd be a
great place to live.
Speaker 5 (11:01):
You know.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
You and I were calling this and bitching about it
twenty years ago on the radio because every time they
added a new light on three sixty, we were like,
those need to be overpasses or underpasses mm hmm. And
then they add another, and they add another, then it's
not even useful.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Meanwhile, for those twenty years, two hundred and fifty people
a day have been moving here right and nothing changed,
and now it's just going to be a mess. We're
never going to benefit from all of this construction that's
happening in Austin.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
We're gonna be long gone.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
I hope you young kids enjoy it, because we went
through a lot of crap to get it there.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
It's a mess. When are they breaking ground?
Speaker 4 (11:35):
They broke around this week. It's already kind of to
start kind of starting another thing.
Speaker 5 (11:40):
They're doing that.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
I'm like, why right here? Adding bicycle and pedestrianans as well?
Speaker 5 (11:44):
Right there?
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Interesting? I know we out life in Austin, Texas could
be a lot worse. I mean, you could live in
Winchdall Falls. It's The Jab and Sandy Show ninety eight
one CAVET ninety eight one cavet your all time country
favor It's with JB and Sandy. If you're just checking in,
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(12:08):
ap Tricia concludes the show with the reminder of some
of the things we learned today.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
Which got well, we learned about the importance of the
guide dinner. You kind of were schooling JB on jus
to get himself a guide dinner together ily encourage it.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
I don't have guide time, and apparently that's not cool.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
It's very important for you, man, very important.
Speaker 4 (12:28):
You liked it so much so that you then wrote
an ode about it later ode to the Bromance to
the Bromance. Another thing we learned. JB kind of was
directing this at me. It's fawning season for the deer.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Don't touch the animals.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
I can't make a guarantee. If that baby needs help,
I'm going to have to help it. But I understand
you're not supposed to touch the babies.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
I know all you lake Way Steiner people feed them
and stuff. Just leave at least leave the fawns alone.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Yeah, they'll be fine without your help.
Speaker 5 (12:57):
And finally, this was a very cool thing we learned.
Speaker 4 (12:59):
On two Tuesday, superheroes showed up Texas Children's Hospital. The
window washers dressed up as superheroes as they repelled down
the building, interacted with the kids through the window, and
then afterwards came in took pictures with the kids.
Speaker 5 (13:13):
All the kids got capes. I love stuff like that.
That's very cool, very cool.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Have a great day. Everyone, Angie is in Next. We'll
do it again tomorrow. Goodbye,