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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Okay, hello everyone, and welcome to the JB and Sandy Show.
Wherever you are and however you're listening, thanks for being there.
Good morning, Meg. My name is Sandy, This is JB. Hello,
and Tricia is here too.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Everybody looks like another tough day in Austin, Texas today.
Hi seventy one. I'll take it me too, But it's coming.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
It's common, you know, all this nice weather.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
You know you guys have time to get in shape
for the Captain K on Sunday.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Six days. You should see the look on Sandy. This
like I just threw an assignment at you that you
did not want.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Oh, the Captain kve never done it? How many times
you've done it?
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Oh? At least a dozen times?
Speaker 5 (00:49):
Tricia, I've done it once.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Did you actually run it?
Speaker 5 (00:53):
I actually ran it. I got asked to do it.
Speaker 6 (00:55):
Hold in a wagon versus walk, jump rope if you're
come into town to run it.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
She'd been training for it.
Speaker 6 (01:03):
She's like, you should do it with me, and I
was like, I haven't trained, and she goes, just come
then if you need a walk walk, I mean, once
you get started, once you kick in, you get past
that running wall. And then your body just kind of
goes into automatic drive. I ran the whole freaking thing
with that stopping.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
That's impressive. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:18):
I couldn't walk for four or five days after that,
but I did it.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Hey, if you're running it, enjoy it, have fun. Get
out there and do it. Tricia, what's first thing made
you laugh? Today?
Speaker 6 (01:28):
We're really out here living the most difficult section of
someone's twenty and seventy five history exam.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
We're living it. They're gonna be tested on it later
and be like, what the hell.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
One of my favorite stories from my old friend Jay
Stanley mathis he told me his girls were little at
the time and he goes, funny thing. My daughter came
up to me and Danielle said, Dad, I'm struggling with history,
and he goes, well, I've always been pretty good at it.
Why don't you come over here? He goes, but Dad,
when you we were studying history, there wasn't as much of.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
It's not wrong. It sounds like a little rascals line.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
It does. It really does. Hey, coming up, if you
guys missed it yesterday, our coach Brown called us boy.
He's a podcaster.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Now, big on podcast all He wants to talk about.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
If you missed it, we've got it coming up for
you on The JB and Sandy Show in Austin's All
Time Country Favorites ninety eight one cavet. Good morning, Hey,
good morning everyone. It's the JB and Sandy Show on
ninety eight one cavet. Trisa's got a trespiration for us.
She's just gonna change this fluffy worded meme into something
you can use.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
The power of imagination makes us infinite.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
All right, that's coming up in just a sec. But first,
the iHeart Country Festival Come to the Town, presented by
Capital One. Get your tickets today. Just scratch that off
your list of things to do. It's May second at
the Moody Center, and we mentioned it last week. But
there's a local guy that's played. His name is George Burge.
He did this song with Luke Bryant.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Will Classroom on the Sun track The Virgin Me.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Bob, and it's George Bird and Austin I Made good
gonna be playing his hometown at the Moody Center. So
that's pretty cool for him. I'm excited to see that guy.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
Very cool.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
All right, So Tricia, you're ready to change that fluffy
worded meme into something you can actually use.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
This is Tricia's dark side.
Speaker 6 (03:31):
The power of getting five pieces of chicken and a
four piece meal makes us invincible.
Speaker 5 (03:40):
That's today. I got on a buy a lottery tickets.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
An the chicken. I mean, the chicken business is competitive
out there. It used to be just the Kernel Churches, Popeyes.
Now you got a Hot Chickens.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
You got Tumble twenty two.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
I have, Yes, I have tumble Tweet two is.
Speaker 5 (03:57):
Fantastic, delicious rains.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Our daughter drove all the way to Georgetown for some
hot chicken peas hot chicken. Yeah, yeah, she was hot.
Lucy's Lucy's Yeah. The Chicken Wars, that's what you got here.
Speaker 5 (04:13):
I feel like a lot of the power and the
Chicken Wars is a sauce. You gotta have the good sauce.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
And you like the Canes the most, is that right?
Speaker 5 (04:20):
Bathe in the cane sauce? So good, so good. I
did my fries in the cane sauce.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
I'm not a Canes guy, not a chicken fan.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
Oh it didn't like chicken.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
You think that's not like chicken.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
I don't understand the weird the particular like my brother
in law only eats chicken.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
He won't eat a steak, really fish, it's weird, just chicken.
I just don't get that. I like to try everything
that once roamed the earth.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
It's the JB and Sandy Show. Don't forget. The podcast
is available the iHeartRadio app search JB and Sandy. There
might be a run on Froze in Peas at HGB
this week. And the reason that I bring this up
because because Tricia was telling us about this guy made two.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
Hole in ones, two holes in one in ten days.
It's a one in sixty five million shot.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
That's a that's that guy that plays a lot of
golf right right there. And you know the old joke
is the only guy that asks you if you've made
a hole in one is a guy that's made a
hole in one. So, JB, you ever had a hole
in one?
Speaker 4 (05:24):
No?
Speaker 3 (05:25):
I because you have right.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
I have number number two. At River Place, I was
playing with my buddy Brock Purslow and made a hole
in one there and it was fun. It was we
went crazy.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
Everybody freak out.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Oh yeah, everybody. You're happy for your worst enemy when
they make up when they make a hole in one.
So why why are peas going to frozen p's at
AGB Why why might there be a shortage this weekend? Well,
the Masters starts on Thursday, and you've got three long
horns that have won the Masters. Ben Crenshaw's won it twice,
Jordan Speith has won it, and Scottie Scheffler, the number
(06:01):
one player in the world, has won it. That's pretty amazing.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
He's the current current number one. He's been number one.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Yeah, I think he still is number one in the world.
He was number in the world all last year, but
he's taken some time off because his wife had a baby,
and so he hasn't played the last couple of weeks.
I don't know if that affected his world ranking. Now
why the frozen piece because a lot of men choose
this weekend to have a vasectomy done. And the way
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that you treat yourself, you know, take reduced swelling is
frozen bags of frozen peas and you just sit there
and you just watch the golf tournament camp.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
On the couch with keys on your lap. Yes, four days.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Yeah, and it's and what's great is the Masters is
limited commercial interruption. It's like two minutes an hour, so
it's all golf. We get it an hour earlier than
usual because Prime now has it. Amazon Prime is airing
the Thursday and Friday, so you may see a run
on on Frozen Piece. I remember kind of a quick
(07:04):
funny story when when I got of a sectomy years ago.
A friend of mine was the surgeon that did it.
And I'm not going to say his name because I
don't want to trouble. He gave me the what was
the not a kwalud vallium before you like to relax me.
And so I'm laying there on the table ready to
have the procedure done, and he goes, hold on, I'll
be right back, and he goes out into the hallway
(07:26):
and fires up a chainsaw. I am not kidding you.
Thursday and Saturday at the Moody Center, you can see him.
The King George Straight Austin's All Time Country Favorites ninety
eight one kve Good morning, It's the JB and Sandy Show.
Are you guys into this Artemis thing as much as
I am?
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Yes, Embarrassingly I'm not. I should be. I should be.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
It's amazing. Check this out. This is yesterday the message
from Earth to the other side of the Moon.
Speaker 7 (08:00):
On April fifteenth, nineteen seventy, during the Apollo thirteen mission,
three explorers set the record for the farthest distance humans
have ever traveled from our home planet. Today, for all humanity,
you're pushing beyond that frontier.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Further than anyone's ever gone into space. Incredible, incredible.
Speaker 5 (08:19):
Did you hear what Jim Levell did?
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Oh? He was the guy from Appaul thirteen. What do
you do?
Speaker 6 (08:24):
He called them, He sent him a special message and said,
welcome to my old Neighborhoad.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
Oh so cool.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Here's how they responded. The astronaut, this is the mission
specialist Jeremy Hansen, responded to that message on Artemis two.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
We do so in honoring the extraordinary efforts and feats
of our predecessors in human space exploration, but we most
importantly choose this moment to challenge this generation in the
next to make sure this record is not long lived.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Very cool, Give him the chance? You would go to space?
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Yes? I know you would, absolutely.
Speaker 6 (09:00):
No.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Heck no me either. I'm good.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
I have enough a hard time navigating this plant coming
up with JV and Sandy.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Tricia's got the story we love coming up? Next? What
do you have?
Speaker 5 (09:12):
We have to talk about Luna the therapy dog. She's
doing some stuff up there in Georgetown. She might be
famous soon.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Really, all right, stay with us. The story we love
coming up. It's the JB and Sandy Show. This is
Austin's All Time Country Favorites ninety eight one cavet Austin's
All Time Country Favorites ninety eight one cavet. Luna the Dog,
the therapy dog in Georgetown is up for a big price.
Trisia's going to tell you about it in just a second. Hey,
thanks for being with us. It's the JB and Sandy Show.
(09:39):
My name is Sandy. This is JB. Good morning, and
Tricia is here too. Hey, everybody, you could always oh,
by the way, real quick, A lot of you people
have a lot of people have asked if the podcast,
if we'll be doing a podcast. Yeah, you can catch
it every day on the iHeartRadio app. All you have
to do is search JB and Sandy. It about killed
Tricia yesterday.
Speaker 6 (10:00):
It's my first one, y'all. If there were mistakes, let's
just pretend like there weren't. Okay, I'm gonna get better,
I promise you.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
What's going on with Luna the dog in Georgetown?
Speaker 5 (10:09):
All right? Her name is Luna Raptor. She's a certified
therapy dog.
Speaker 6 (10:12):
She serves students in Georgetown, ISD and also works at
the Williamson County Juvenile Detention Center. Basically, when people are
stressed and have high quartosol levels, she can literally smell
the high cortosol levels and she just helps ease you, bring.
Speaker 5 (10:26):
You down, ease your anxiety.
Speaker 6 (10:28):
She is vying to be named top hero Dog in
the country for her work at the juvenile Detention Center,
and she's been named a finalist in the Hero Pets
category of the contest hosted by Pet Liver's Choice Awards.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
I'm sorry, did you say what kind of dogs she is?
Speaker 3 (10:44):
I'm looking at it sticks like a Golden.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
America, Do exactly.
Speaker 6 (10:50):
She's been a therapy dog for five years, works on
different campuses, and she might be the hero dog named
for the entire country, not just Georgetown or Texas.
Speaker 5 (11:00):
She gonna get all the treats.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Do you think that dog even knows that she's up
for a price? You know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (11:04):
Like all right, like when those canine dogs have a
big retirement ceremony.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Yeah, no, I've always laughed. JB's always said JB is
a big time dog lover. We all are. But he's like,
it's funny a dog gets in a car. They don't
know if you're driving eight hours or two blocks right right?
Say with a run?
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Say yeah running.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
I was training for a marathon and I wrote an
article for Austin Fit. It's like, my dog is amazing.
It doesn't know what I'm doing today, and it shows
up every time, whether it's a three mile recovery or
twenty mile right before the marathon.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
It's like, let's go.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Yeah, good job, Luda. Hope she wins.
Speaker 5 (11:40):
No, I hope she does too.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
So JB and Sandy Show ninety eight one kvet JMI did?
Did this video just show up on your Instagram feed?
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Yes, it's it's amazing we survived childhood.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
I was just dying laughing at just how dangerous some
things were from our childhood.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Listen to this. This was a real commercial on TV.
I'm guessing seventies right. Listen to this. It's here thrill
Seekers Joey Television brand, Real Planes, Daredevil bike ramp build
up in genuine hardwood polish steel and blazing met up,
hit the pedals and sore through real fire, just like
the pros. Easy to set up. The keyword there, real fire.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
So it's the product is a bike ramp with these
torch torches like you'd see on Survivor, like tiki torch
yes on the top edges of the ramp, so you
would jump and go through the fire.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
And they're marketing this to children.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
Yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
First of all, let me just say this, if your
parents bought you a ramp when you were a kid,
rich kid lived at a different.
Speaker 6 (12:47):
Neighborhood, has to build a ramp with plywood and cinder
black with fown and or stolen wood.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Correct, exactly, Yeah, from some home development, right, if the
guys were leaving overnight, you could make a ramp out
of But it really is amazing how many toys were
out there that could have killed us as children. If
you remember one and you want to share it with us,
you can call us at the eight four four three
nine zero Kvet of course, the king of all these
(13:13):
and probably the first call we would get would be
about lawn darts. Listen to this news report from w
FAA about lawn darts Two.
Speaker 8 (13:24):
Deaths and a couple of other injuries to children are
listed as a result of the game. A four year
old North Dakota child was killed while playing in a
sandbox next to the lawn Dark games. A nine year
old Minnesota girl was reportedly killed at a picnic. The
FDA list also said one child lost an eye and
another required brain certain to skull. The ban of this
toy only to sporting goods stores would presumably help make
(13:46):
the point that it is not safe for children.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Not safe for children, well, throwing darts in the yard.
Speaker 6 (13:53):
Somebody made it and looked at it and was like,
kids are gonna love this, oh giant dart.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Yeah, they're gonna love this. Be out back with their
brothers and sisters and neighborhood kids throwing metal darts at
each other. What could go wrong?
Speaker 4 (14:06):
What's so crazy to me is, you know, they banned
things because a couple of kids got killed. Unfortunately, Right,
I just saw one hundred and sixteen thousand injuries on
scooters e scooters in twenty twenty four alone, one hundred
and sixteen thousand.
Speaker 5 (14:24):
Not a mention of banning those, and they can add
them to the city.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Yeah, they keep ending up in Ladybird Place. Yeah, totally right.
So hey listen, if you're listening and you remember a
toy from your childhood that probably should ever could have
killed you, call us at eight four four three nine
zero cavet. It'll be fighting like a walk down memory lane.
And really put a star next to our name for
(14:47):
surviving our childhood, right.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
I mean, we're the first generation to skateboard in BMX. Yeah,
the dangers in that alone. We weren't wearing helmets, elbow elbow.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
Pads, weakness, it was.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
And Trista always says about goggles at the swimming pool.
Speaker 6 (15:04):
Yeah, if you wear goggles back in my day, if
you wear goggles at the swimming pool, sign a weakness.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Other kids that take it, just open your eyes underwater
stickure on Moore.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Coming up, it's The JV and Sandy Show ninety eight
one k vat the death of an animal might be
the final straw for the autonomous car in Austin. Good morning,
It's The JB and Sandy Show. Thanks for being with us.
Grab the podcast version of the show every single day.
Search JB and Sandy on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
So what happened to this?
Speaker 4 (15:35):
Yeah, to get the Miller development, which I see is
like it's like it's like a perfect little universe that
leaves people like a.
Speaker 5 (15:45):
Movie set kind of kind of neighborhood.
Speaker 6 (15:47):
One of the witnesses who saw this is saying, oh,
what I'm getting ready to tell you saw an autonomous
vehicle plow over a duck that lives at the Mueller
Lake Park in the Mueller neighbor so ducks nest around it.
This woman was out walking, she saw the duck in
the road. The autonomous vehicle came, never hit the brakes,
plowed right over the deck and just kept going. And
(16:09):
now everybody is freaking out.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Because there's no compassion from a driverless car.
Speaker 4 (16:15):
So you think this is the final straw with Austinites
because they've been going by school buses.
Speaker 5 (16:20):
Yeah, and they're like, you guys got to fix that.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
They went through a police investigation.
Speaker 5 (16:25):
Yeah, and they're like, you know, that's the first time
it happened. Let's just let that go.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
They were an issue at the on the at the
sixth Street shooting, remember that, Yeah, walking first responder.
Speaker 6 (16:36):
First responders, and they were like, we got to get
this fixed. But now they've killed the duck. They've killed
any Austin is crazy about their their animals, right true,
very true, very could be the end of it.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
I saw something weird this morning, right at the off
ramp of one to eighty three, going to go south
on three sixty three deer and going down to get
onto one eighty three.
Speaker 5 (16:57):
No, they had to go to work.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Hov gus, be careful. It's Austin's all time country favorites
ninety eight one kvat Janet's on the phone. Did you
have a toy when you were a child that probably
should have killed you?
Speaker 3 (17:12):
Oh, my gosh, heather ball. I would have such anxiety
about that game.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Yeah, you smacked.
Speaker 5 (17:20):
The head, hitty, Get up and go.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Oh. Janed thinks that's a great memory. Thanks for sharing
and have a great day you too. Oh my gosh,
the teather ball. Yeah, that's a good one.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
Here's some people on the you posted on Facebook. What
toys did you have a kid that could have killed you?
The Laylan Rightes? These toxic smelling squeezy tube bubbles. Do
you remember that?
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Oh yeah, it's a little wormy thing.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
I just had that lander just had some of those
Roger building tree forts in the woods.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Oh yes, and did you ever build a ladder that
just had one nail and one two by four and
somehow it went up the tree? Right?
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Roger was like, of course, we rode bikes without helmets.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Yeah, and if you see that today, it's very very
very weird, very weird. Hey, good morning. Who's this? Uh, Jennifer?
What toy when you were a child? Should have killed you?
Speaker 7 (18:17):
Machine?
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (18:18):
It is like a big wheel.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Yeah, it was somebody's response to the big will. I
do remember that? Hey, Don what'd you have as a
child that should have killed you?
Speaker 3 (18:28):
How about the uncovered one hundred bulb in the easy
bake of us?
Speaker 5 (18:33):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Yeah, they burned it, they did.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
All kids have burn marks on their arms from that
to this day.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Coming up with Jav and Sandy, Hey, I know it's
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