May 7, 2026 • 14 mins
🐦 “Is That a Golden‑Cheeked Warbler?!
Are you even cool anymore if you don’t know the difference between a grackle and a warbler? 🤔
Austin takes center stage as Tricia drops a fascinating truth bomb: birdwatching is booming — and not just with retirees. From young locals suddenly identifying rare birds to Instagram memes proving “it just happens overnight,” the team digs into why this once‑quiet hobby is exploding and what it says about life in Central Texas.
Things get personal during Rapid Fire Q&A, as JB reveals what he’d tell any first‑time Austin visitor, settles the cars vs. beer debate once and for all, and delivers a line that sticks: “Austin is where young people come to retire.” 💥 A quote that sparks nostalgia, laughter, and a little truth.
Then… chaos, poetry, and comedy collide.
Sandy debuts a Speed Ode to birdwatching that includes khaki vests, aggressive geese, grackle betrayal, and a fictional bird so specific it sounds mythical. One standout line?
🗣️ “You gear up like a divorced dad — khaki vest exploding with pockets supreme.”
The episode also veers into real life with Tricia’s brutally honest breakdown of “Maintenance Month”, complete with laugh‑out‑loud price tags, hormone talk, and the unforgettable nickname “the horny pellets.” 💬😅 Add in a wild garbage‑truck police chase, a gym confession, and Sandy’s theological pop quiz, and you’ve got an episode packed with heart, humor, and pure Austin energy.
Are you even cool anymore if you don’t know the difference between a grackle and a warbler? 🤔
Austin takes center stage as Tricia drops a fascinating truth bomb: birdwatching is booming — and not just with retirees. From young locals suddenly identifying rare birds to Instagram memes proving “it just happens overnight,” the team digs into why this once‑quiet hobby is exploding and what it says about life in Central Texas.
Things get personal during Rapid Fire Q&A, as JB reveals what he’d tell any first‑time Austin visitor, settles the cars vs. beer debate once and for all, and delivers a line that sticks: “Austin is where young people come to retire.” 💥 A quote that sparks nostalgia, laughter, and a little truth.
Then… chaos, poetry, and comedy collide.
Sandy debuts a Speed Ode to birdwatching that includes khaki vests, aggressive geese, grackle betrayal, and a fictional bird so specific it sounds mythical. One standout line?
🗣️ “You gear up like a divorced dad — khaki vest exploding with pockets supreme.”
The episode also veers into real life with Tricia’s brutally honest breakdown of “Maintenance Month”, complete with laugh‑out‑loud price tags, hormone talk, and the unforgettable nickname “the horny pellets.” 💬😅 Add in a wild garbage‑truck police chase, a gym confession, and Sandy’s theological pop quiz, and you’ve got an episode packed with heart, humor, and pure Austin energy.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ninety eight. One caveat your all time country favorites. It's
the JB and Sandy Morning Show with Tricia and Tricia's
gonna fill us in. There's a Austin's a hotspot for
something that normally older people do.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Yeah, you might.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
I'm not talking about live music, Nope, nope, not talking
about big tech now, not tech.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
What I'm talking about is bird watching.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Birding. Austin is a birding hotspot. Let me tell you
how you can join the flock. Sandy, Oh, see what
you did? That's only when I'm going to throw and
write that down last night. I came up with that
last night.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Yeah, it was really good.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
You mean, I just like to spice my stories up
a little bit and grow.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Up on Sesame Street with all these cool rhymes.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Here's what is amazing. Birding became huge back during COVID.
Remember people had to be outside. You can be next
to anybody. And according to the US Fish and Wildlife Service,
there are one hundred million Americans are birders.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
They're called birders birds and it's huge here in Austin.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
The lady who runs the Travis Audubon chapter, she said
that birding events are up in Austin two hundred percent.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
It's in the last few years and.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Young people are really I mean it's like my buddy
has got a twenty one or two year old son
and he's all about bird watching.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
I could see my daughter getting into this. She just
loves outdoors, being outside, going to the green belt and
cruising around. It is open things out.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
It isn't this what we've been saying, get outside?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Yeah, you got side and you can do.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Here's what They also have the memes on Instagram where
like one day you're hip and cool and the next
day you're like, is that a golden cheek warbler?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
And it just happens overnight?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Yeah, it happens.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
I think you gave me permission to get one of
those bird camera bird feeders.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Please get one of those khaki vests with pockets and binoculars.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Show It's the JB and Sandy Show at ninety eight
one Cavet, Good Morning, ninety eight one cavet your all
time country favorites with JB and Sandy and coming up
at nine o'clock your first chance today to win one
thousand dollars. We do it every hour, start at nine,
all the way until this afternoon five o'clock with mister
Bob Pickett. We like to do something we call rapid
(02:06):
fire Q and A. We throw three questions at someone
and that they've got to answer them real quick. It's
a great way to kind of get to know the show.
If you're new to this show, you never heard this
show before, kind of get to know who we are.
By the way, I'm Sandy and this is JB. Hey,
good morning, and Tricia's here too.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Hy everybody.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
So, JB, you're on the hot seat today with rapid
Fire Q and A. The first question I have for
you is what is one thing you would tell someone
visiting Austin that they absolutely have to do.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Yeah, as annoying as this is to me on a
daily basis, because I live in the area, I would say,
go cruise South Congress. Yeah yeah, I you know, maybe
not at all the new big box stores, but you
know there's go get a turbo ice at Joe's Coffee.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
And get it.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Maybe get a margarita at Guero's. If you're there in
the evening, duck into Continental Club or Sea Boys. I
think you get an you know, go have a glass
of wine on the patio at San Jose and just chill. Yeah,
you'll get a nice little flavor of Austin duck into
Alan's boots, you know, just nice slice of Austin.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
All right, jab, here's my question for you. Two of
your most favorite things. I've chosen. You have to choose
between one or between the two? Cars or beer.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Man, I know that's a tough one, but I would
go with cars hands down. Really yeah, I'm sorry, really yeah.
But if you asked me ten years ago, I would
have picked beer, right, But now it's cars.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Now it's cars. Yeah, Now it's cars. I love cars.
And do you like specifically like later models or older stuff?
Speaker 3 (03:41):
I like?
Speaker 4 (03:43):
I mean I like classic cars. I like hot rods,
I like sports cars. Now I kind of like the
modern classic is what I call it. There's so many
great cars that are like fifteen twenty years old that
are affordable but still like low mileage, a fun right, right. Yeah,
there's some good there's some good deals out there.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Man.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
You reminded me muscle cars are plummeting in value, so
I might pick one up.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Get me a Challenger.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
Sixties muscle cars that were out of reach costwise ten
years ago.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Come down.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
People are aging out. They're into him.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Last question for you, JB and Rapid Fire, Q and
A Today, Austin is blank.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
For blank retirement for young people. I got that line
from a guy that I cooked with, Pat Brown, one
of the best drummers in Austin, Pat Brown, where we
worked together Dan mcclusky's. And he sat me down one
day and he goes, JB, this Austin is where young
people come to retire.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
He was serious about it. Right, Well, this was slacker nineties.
Oh yeah, yeah, right, yeah, yeah, So I wish I
was one of those young people that could retire. That's sure.
Don't forget a chance to win a thousand bucks coming
up at nine ninety eight, one cavet your all time
country favorites. It's the JB and Sandy Show along with
Trician every day. At this time, JB suggests a topic
(05:10):
for me to write an ode about that I will
do during one song.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
It's pretty amazing.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
I'm ready to write. What is today's topic?
Speaker 4 (05:19):
Well, I thought i'd throw this at you again. You
only have one song to write it. But as Tricia
shared with this, Austin is becoming very trendy for young
people to get into bird watching.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
So I thought ode to birdwatch. Oh I like that.
Oh yeah, maybe they'll let me be a part of
their bird watching clubs. If I write a good ode,
I'll become known in the bird watching circles of the
guy that wrote the ode to bird watching. I got
to get to writing. Okay, stick around, I will perform
it for you. Coming up next at ninety eight one
(05:53):
cavet your all time country favorites. Good morning. I was
cutting it close, but I got it done. The ode
is done. It's the JB and Sandy Show. At ninety
eight one k back.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Did we just see you struggle, speed poet? We bet
a little that's been struggleped you what you get hung
up on? Well?
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Crackle I got, but I got it done.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Get you figured it out.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Today's ode was suggested to be bird watching because.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Tricia shared with us that's trending in and around Austin.
Maybe because of all our preserve areas, but young people
a hobby usually reserved for retires and whatnot, But now
young people are really taking a liking to it.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
It's like my buddy Brock said, I just woke up
one day and I'm a bird watcher. Yeah, yeah, just happened.
So I wrote an ode to bird watching like a
little more enthusiasm from you too, But we're forced to
do this.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Yeah, you're making us do this part.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Don't appreciate what's happening in front of you. Folks.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Wait, if you're a new listener, you just can't believe
how pretentious he is.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
When he does his speed poems.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
They appreciate the ray.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
They will really appreciate me on slam Poetry Night at Egos.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Just saying, make Jamie and I get excited about it.
Sits there, we'll do it. We'll do it.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Ode to bird Watching, Bye.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Sandy Mackry.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
It's a little better in Austin. Bird watchers rise with
the sun, but nothing but grackles show up and ruin
the fun. To gear up like a divorce dad very
on theme Khaki best exploding with pockets, supreme cargo pants
(07:48):
so ugly they commit actual crimes, and a floppy hat
that screams I gave up on good times.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
Pocketed vest and pants.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
I can't have too many pockets when the birds Yeah, oh.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Are you putting the birds in your pockets?
Speaker 1 (08:08):
A woodpecker drummed a tree with flair all the while
I got tangled up in my Walmart lawn chair. A
goose approached, but I stood my ground. I do have
to run away because I got scared of their honking sound.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
That is scary goose.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Big finish on today's ode to bird watching. Your friends
back home. Think you have finally gone around the bend,
but you're high on a dopamine rush after seeing a
fluffer green horned, purple billed wrens big time. When that happened,
(08:55):
it's like seeing the snuff of love. I guess what
it's like. Wow, there are a there's a lot of
reasons to love the month of May. In Austin, Texas.
I hate the month of May. I hate it. So
JB and Sandy show in ninety eight one cavet. My
name is Sandy. This is JB. How you doing Trisha's
here too? Can you hear the sadness in my voice?
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:15):
But you hate it, but then you love it because
you benefit from it a little bit, right, a little bit? All?
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Then? Okay, it's it's maintenance month. May is maintenance month
for Tricia. This is when all the things on her
face and her body have to get updated.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Is this getting ready?
Speaker 4 (09:34):
For summer.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
No, it just has nothing to do with summer. No,
it just.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Happens that they all the way they're spread out in May.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Always they're all due. They all come together and they're
doing me.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
We're talking bowtops, bowtos. Go through the laundry list of
things that have to be fixed.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
On you, bowtox is the top of the list for me.
Bowtox is due this month. I also have a hair
appointment for a full cut in color, not a partial,
which is a little bit cheaper.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
This is the time that I have to get a
full cut in color.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
That's what four hundred bucks.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
I mean it can with the tip, it's I mean
it can get up there.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Your whole disc joccupay check is joccupation.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Also do for a facial facial get them.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
After something burned off.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Yeah, exactly. Make sure you can't go in the sun
for a week a little bit. Yeah, just got to
keep it.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Got to make sure I don't have, you know, anything
weird on me. The one sandy that don't act.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Like you're mad at it. My testosterone pellets.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Oh yeah, the horny pellets.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
That's what It's not the only thing. Therefore, hormone therapy
for my.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
Hormone replacement therapy, which ladies don't worry about it, don't
question it, do it.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
There's been a.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Lot of really positive news about that, yeah lately, about
the benefits of that for the ladies.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
Yeah, the stigma is lifting for men and women with therapy.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
But not one single one of those items is I
mean maybe the facial less than three hundred bucks.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
Out all in one month. I know you guys could
take a trip to Cabo, right.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
I'd rather do that. No, you know what about your whiskers?
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Oh my whiskers? I do those every two weeks. Don't
worry about those.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
I was cheap ninety eight one Cavett make us the
number one pre set on the iHeartRadio appage the JB
and Sandy, So thanks for hanging with us. Angie's getting
ready to come in next. She just cracked me up. Yesterday.
I was listening to her and she was giving away
those Flatland Cavalry tickets that we gave away at nine o'clock.
She has another chance for you to win those during
her show today. But she was talking about how she
(11:36):
misspoke when she was talking about the band once instead
of saying Flatland cavalry. She said, flatland cavalry. She said
the Lord was talking to her, and then all the
all of her listeners were calling her boss, going, she's
so stupid. She doesn't know the note they give it
our She was laughing about it's just a slip of
the tongue, easy to do, flatland cavalry versus flatland Calvary. Okay,
(12:02):
biblical quiz, Tricia won't.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
He's just doing this because he knows. I don't know.
What's the question?
Speaker 1 (12:10):
What in biblical terms? What was Calvary?
Speaker 2 (12:14):
I mean, it's the name of a lot of churches.
That's what I know. Calvary.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Yeah, I don't know, Sandy, but I love the Lord,
just so everybody knows.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
I'm not a key ether, but I don't know that.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
It's where Jesus was crucified.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Okay, See that seems like an important thing to know.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
I'm telling if Tricia walked into a church and falled out,
I'm just telling you. So. Angie's in next. She's got
those tickets for you to win. At one o'clock. It
is her at work perk, so be here for it.
We wrap up the show with some of the things
we learned Tricia, what you got.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Well, we learned about that crazy garbage truck chase yesterday morning.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Wow from New Bromfles to Austin.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
Guy driving a giant garbage truck junk drunk crashing into people,
finally got caught. And the part that I think is
funny is that they still don't have a mugshot of
them because Price Prize is not cooperating in jail.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
I got to ask you a question about it. I
don't know if you know this as our news director.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Where there are two.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
Workers hanging off the back, can you normally see on it?
Speaker 2 (13:21):
That would have been amazing trash Cansas. They went VI
real fast.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Oh that's the crashing speed trashing. Another thing we learned
was JB is a gym lurker. You had your confession
about what you do at the gym because the.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Personal training is so expensive.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
I just watch what the trainers tell people and I
just do the exercise right after them.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Freeloader, total freeloader.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Oh, brilliant, though brilliant.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
And finally we talked about at X is a hotspot
for bird watching, not just for the old people, but
the young people are getting into the Golden cheeked warblers
as well. Sandy even didn't owe about it today.
Speaker 4 (14:02):
Well, just after we talked about it. It's showing up
in my social feed now, all those bird feeders with webcams.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
And them, Oh yeah, you can see inside.
Speaker 4 (14:11):
I want to get one for my daughter because I'm
an impulse buyer, but they're like a couple hundred bucks.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
That's your next instag got me in it, I think.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
So have a great day everyone. Angie's index. We'll see
it tomorrow. Have a great Nay,
Ninety eight. One caveat your all time country favorites. It's
the JB and Sandy Morning Show with Tricia and Tricia's
gonna fill us in. There's a Austin's a hotspot for
something that normally older people do.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Yeah, you might.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
I'm not talking about live music, Nope, nope, not talking
about big tech now, not tech.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
What I'm talking about is bird watching.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Birding. Austin is a birding hotspot. Let me tell you
how you can join the flock. Sandy, Oh, see what
you did? That's only when I'm going to throw and
write that down last night. I came up with that
last night.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Yeah, it was really good.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
You mean, I just like to spice my stories up
a little bit and grow.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Up on Sesame Street with all these cool rhymes.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Here's what is amazing. Birding became huge back during COVID.
Remember people had to be outside. You can be next
to anybody. And according to the US Fish and Wildlife Service,
there are one hundred million Americans are birders.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
They're called birders birds and it's huge here in Austin.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
The lady who runs the Travis Audubon chapter, she said
that birding events are up in Austin two hundred percent.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
It's in the last few years and.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Young people are really I mean it's like my buddy
has got a twenty one or two year old son
and he's all about bird watching.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
I could see my daughter getting into this. She just
loves outdoors, being outside, going to the green belt and
cruising around. It is open things out.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
It isn't this what we've been saying, get outside?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Yeah, you got side and you can do.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Here's what They also have the memes on Instagram where
like one day you're hip and cool and the next
day you're like, is that a golden cheek warbler?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
And it just happens overnight?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Yeah, it happens.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
I think you gave me permission to get one of
those bird camera bird feeders.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Please get one of those khaki vests with pockets and binoculars.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Show It's the JB and Sandy Show at ninety eight
one Cavet, Good Morning, ninety eight one cavet your all
time country favorites with JB and Sandy and coming up
at nine o'clock your first chance today to win one
thousand dollars. We do it every hour, start at nine,
all the way until this afternoon five o'clock with mister
Bob Pickett. We like to do something we call rapid
(02:06):
fire Q and A. We throw three questions at someone
and that they've got to answer them real quick. It's
a great way to kind of get to know the show.
If you're new to this show, you never heard this
show before, kind of get to know who we are.
By the way, I'm Sandy and this is JB. Hey,
good morning, and Tricia's here too.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Hy everybody.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
So, JB, you're on the hot seat today with rapid
Fire Q and A. The first question I have for
you is what is one thing you would tell someone
visiting Austin that they absolutely have to do.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Yeah, as annoying as this is to me on a
daily basis, because I live in the area, I would say,
go cruise South Congress. Yeah yeah, I you know, maybe
not at all the new big box stores, but you
know there's go get a turbo ice at Joe's Coffee.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
And get it.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Maybe get a margarita at Guero's. If you're there in
the evening, duck into Continental Club or Sea Boys. I
think you get an you know, go have a glass
of wine on the patio at San Jose and just chill. Yeah,
you'll get a nice little flavor of Austin duck into
Alan's boots, you know, just nice slice of Austin.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
All right, jab, here's my question for you. Two of
your most favorite things. I've chosen. You have to choose
between one or between the two? Cars or beer.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Man, I know that's a tough one, but I would
go with cars hands down. Really yeah, I'm sorry, really yeah.
But if you asked me ten years ago, I would
have picked beer, right, But now it's cars.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Now it's cars. Yeah, Now it's cars. I love cars.
And do you like specifically like later models or older stuff?
Speaker 3 (03:41):
I like?
Speaker 4 (03:43):
I mean I like classic cars. I like hot rods,
I like sports cars. Now I kind of like the
modern classic is what I call it. There's so many
great cars that are like fifteen twenty years old that
are affordable but still like low mileage, a fun right, right. Yeah,
there's some good there's some good deals out there.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Man.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
You reminded me muscle cars are plummeting in value, so
I might pick one up.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Get me a Challenger.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
Sixties muscle cars that were out of reach costwise ten
years ago.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Come down.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
People are aging out. They're into him.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Last question for you, JB and Rapid Fire, Q and
A Today, Austin is blank.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
For blank retirement for young people. I got that line
from a guy that I cooked with, Pat Brown, one
of the best drummers in Austin, Pat Brown, where we
worked together Dan mcclusky's. And he sat me down one
day and he goes, JB, this Austin is where young
people come to retire.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
He was serious about it. Right, Well, this was slacker nineties.
Oh yeah, yeah, right, yeah, yeah, So I wish I
was one of those young people that could retire. That's sure.
Don't forget a chance to win a thousand bucks coming
up at nine ninety eight, one cavet your all time
country favorites. It's the JB and Sandy Show along with
Trician every day. At this time, JB suggests a topic
(05:10):
for me to write an ode about that I will
do during one song.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
It's pretty amazing.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
I'm ready to write. What is today's topic?
Speaker 4 (05:19):
Well, I thought i'd throw this at you again. You
only have one song to write it. But as Tricia
shared with this, Austin is becoming very trendy for young
people to get into bird watching.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
So I thought ode to birdwatch. Oh I like that.
Oh yeah, maybe they'll let me be a part of
their bird watching clubs. If I write a good ode,
I'll become known in the bird watching circles of the
guy that wrote the ode to bird watching. I got
to get to writing. Okay, stick around, I will perform
it for you. Coming up next at ninety eight one
(05:53):
cavet your all time country favorites. Good morning. I was
cutting it close, but I got it done. The ode
is done. It's the JB and Sandy Show. At ninety
eight one k back.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Did we just see you struggle, speed poet? We bet
a little that's been struggleped you what you get hung
up on? Well?
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Crackle I got, but I got it done.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Get you figured it out.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Today's ode was suggested to be bird watching because.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Tricia shared with us that's trending in and around Austin.
Maybe because of all our preserve areas, but young people
a hobby usually reserved for retires and whatnot, But now
young people are really taking a liking to it.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
It's like my buddy Brock said, I just woke up
one day and I'm a bird watcher. Yeah, yeah, just happened.
So I wrote an ode to bird watching like a
little more enthusiasm from you too, But we're forced to
do this.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Yeah, you're making us do this part.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Don't appreciate what's happening in front of you. Folks.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Wait, if you're a new listener, you just can't believe
how pretentious he is.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
When he does his speed poems.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
They appreciate the ray.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
They will really appreciate me on slam Poetry Night at Egos.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Just saying, make Jamie and I get excited about it.
Sits there, we'll do it. We'll do it.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Ode to bird Watching, Bye.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Sandy Mackry.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
It's a little better in Austin. Bird watchers rise with
the sun, but nothing but grackles show up and ruin
the fun. To gear up like a divorce dad very
on theme Khaki best exploding with pockets, supreme cargo pants
(07:48):
so ugly they commit actual crimes, and a floppy hat
that screams I gave up on good times.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
Pocketed vest and pants.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
I can't have too many pockets when the birds Yeah, oh.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Are you putting the birds in your pockets?
Speaker 1 (08:08):
A woodpecker drummed a tree with flair all the while
I got tangled up in my Walmart lawn chair. A
goose approached, but I stood my ground. I do have
to run away because I got scared of their honking sound.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
That is scary goose.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Big finish on today's ode to bird watching. Your friends
back home. Think you have finally gone around the bend,
but you're high on a dopamine rush after seeing a
fluffer green horned, purple billed wrens big time. When that happened,
(08:55):
it's like seeing the snuff of love. I guess what
it's like. Wow, there are a there's a lot of
reasons to love the month of May. In Austin, Texas.
I hate the month of May. I hate it. So
JB and Sandy show in ninety eight one cavet. My
name is Sandy. This is JB. How you doing Trisha's
here too? Can you hear the sadness in my voice?
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:15):
But you hate it, but then you love it because
you benefit from it a little bit, right, a little bit? All?
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Then? Okay, it's it's maintenance month. May is maintenance month
for Tricia. This is when all the things on her
face and her body have to get updated.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Is this getting ready?
Speaker 4 (09:34):
For summer.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
No, it just has nothing to do with summer. No,
it just.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Happens that they all the way they're spread out in May.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Always they're all due. They all come together and they're
doing me.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
We're talking bowtops, bowtos. Go through the laundry list of
things that have to be fixed.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
On you, bowtox is the top of the list for me.
Bowtox is due this month. I also have a hair
appointment for a full cut in color, not a partial,
which is a little bit cheaper.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
This is the time that I have to get a
full cut in color.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
That's what four hundred bucks.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
I mean it can with the tip, it's I mean
it can get up there.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Your whole disc joccupay check is joccupation.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Also do for a facial facial get them.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
After something burned off.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Yeah, exactly. Make sure you can't go in the sun
for a week a little bit. Yeah, just got to
keep it.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Got to make sure I don't have, you know, anything
weird on me. The one sandy that don't act.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Like you're mad at it. My testosterone pellets.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Oh yeah, the horny pellets.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
That's what It's not the only thing. Therefore, hormone therapy
for my.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
Hormone replacement therapy, which ladies don't worry about it, don't
question it, do it.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
There's been a.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Lot of really positive news about that, yeah lately, about
the benefits of that for the ladies.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
Yeah, the stigma is lifting for men and women with therapy.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
But not one single one of those items is I
mean maybe the facial less than three hundred bucks.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
Out all in one month. I know you guys could
take a trip to Cabo, right.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
I'd rather do that. No, you know what about your whiskers?
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Oh my whiskers? I do those every two weeks. Don't
worry about those.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
I was cheap ninety eight one Cavett make us the
number one pre set on the iHeartRadio appage the JB
and Sandy, So thanks for hanging with us. Angie's getting
ready to come in next. She just cracked me up. Yesterday.
I was listening to her and she was giving away
those Flatland Cavalry tickets that we gave away at nine o'clock.
She has another chance for you to win those during
her show today. But she was talking about how she
(11:36):
misspoke when she was talking about the band once instead
of saying Flatland cavalry. She said, flatland cavalry. She said
the Lord was talking to her, and then all the
all of her listeners were calling her boss, going, she's
so stupid. She doesn't know the note they give it
our She was laughing about it's just a slip of
the tongue, easy to do, flatland cavalry versus flatland Calvary. Okay,
(12:02):
biblical quiz, Tricia won't.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
He's just doing this because he knows. I don't know.
What's the question?
Speaker 1 (12:10):
What in biblical terms? What was Calvary?
Speaker 2 (12:14):
I mean, it's the name of a lot of churches.
That's what I know. Calvary.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Yeah, I don't know, Sandy, but I love the Lord,
just so everybody knows.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
I'm not a key ether, but I don't know that.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
It's where Jesus was crucified.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Okay, See that seems like an important thing to know.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
I'm telling if Tricia walked into a church and falled out,
I'm just telling you. So. Angie's in next. She's got
those tickets for you to win. At one o'clock. It
is her at work perk, so be here for it.
We wrap up the show with some of the things
we learned Tricia, what you got.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Well, we learned about that crazy garbage truck chase yesterday morning.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Wow from New Bromfles to Austin.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
Guy driving a giant garbage truck junk drunk crashing into people,
finally got caught. And the part that I think is
funny is that they still don't have a mugshot of
them because Price Prize is not cooperating in jail.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
I got to ask you a question about it. I
don't know if you know this as our news director.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Where there are two.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
Workers hanging off the back, can you normally see on it?
Speaker 2 (13:21):
That would have been amazing trash Cansas. They went VI
real fast.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Oh that's the crashing speed trashing. Another thing we learned
was JB is a gym lurker. You had your confession
about what you do at the gym because the.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Personal training is so expensive.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
I just watch what the trainers tell people and I
just do the exercise right after them.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Freeloader, total freeloader.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Oh, brilliant, though brilliant.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
And finally we talked about at X is a hotspot
for bird watching, not just for the old people, but
the young people are getting into the Golden cheeked warblers
as well. Sandy even didn't owe about it today.
Speaker 4 (14:02):
Well, just after we talked about it. It's showing up
in my social feed now, all those bird feeders with webcams.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
And them, Oh yeah, you can see inside.
Speaker 4 (14:11):
I want to get one for my daughter because I'm
an impulse buyer, but they're like a couple hundred bucks.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
That's your next instag got me in it, I think.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
So have a great day everyone. Angie's index. We'll see
it tomorrow. Have a great Nay,
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