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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Okay, hello everyone, Good morning, Meg, and welcome to the
JB and Sandy Show. Wherever you guys are, and however
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(00:25):
for being here. My name is Sandy, This is JB.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Good Morning, and.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Tricia is here too. Let me turn your MinC on
Buddy good Morning. Be a part of the show at
eight four four three nine. Oh ka, bet that's eight
four four three nine five eight three eight. Tricia, what's
first thing made you laugh today?
Speaker 3 (00:43):
My love language is making fun of each other until
one of us goes too far and then we're in
a fight.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Yeah, I got, I got Tricia and I. That's our
love language. By the way, she and I are married.
If you didn't know that, teasing each other. Yeah, and
I went too far with one thing and she had
to tell me. And I've stopped and I won't do
it again, and I won't bring up.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
Don't say it, you know?
Speaker 5 (01:04):
Can I say it just to our listeners?
Speaker 6 (01:05):
Know?
Speaker 5 (01:05):
Even though I get a take back.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Sure, okay, I kept rassing hard.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
Yeah, if she told me to stop.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
I can't guarantee I won't be irritated again, even though
I'm giving you permission to.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Say, yeah, boy, now I'm intrigued.
Speaker 5 (01:18):
I bust her. I give her a hard time about
her beady eyes.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
He says I have beady eyes and thinks it's funny.
Am I casually in the past been like hot, yeah, no,
I don't really like that one.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
That's not funny.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
And he did it a few more times, and finally
the other day I shut it down. I was like,
no more, you don't get to say that anymore.
Speaker 7 (01:35):
I thought it was very funny at the We were
at the iHeart Daytime Fest on Saturday, and we had
just done a stage introduction and then some people came
up and there was a young woman dressed up in
a cute little country outfit.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
All with the boots and the whole thing. I saw her.
I looked over.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Attrician goes, you underdress.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
It's funny. Thanks, he's money.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
It's a JB and Sandy show.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Along with Tricia Your All Time Country Favorites ninety eight
one cave at ninety eight one cave at your all
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send us a message using the iHeartRadio app talkback feature.
You just tapped the little microphone record a message, and
like magic, we get it. We got We got one
from a guy named Milton. Do you know this guy?
Speaker 2 (02:25):
I don't know him. No, I don't.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
I don't know the dude, but I don't know. He's
kind of fun. He is kind of funny. Here he is.
Speaker 6 (02:30):
So hey, guys, I saw you at Dieheartfest. I was
in the sixth row from the back at the top
and I waved, did you he? I waved to you, guys,
and it was so fun Hey, quick cool story. I
don't know if I told you. I take judo and
our judo master at my dojo is named Thomas Bates,
(02:52):
so we have an inside joke where we call eat
our master, so we call him Master Thomas.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
God.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
No, he did not.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
Keep it coming, melting from coming, Buddy Dollas. It's a
JB and Sandy show.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Good Morning ninety eight one year All Time Country Favorites
with JB and Sandy And thanks for being here.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
I'm Sandy, This is JB. Good morning, brushes along for
the ride.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Good morning, and isn't it.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Speaking of going along for the ride, do you guys
remember when you were a kid and you're in the
front seat of the car before you should be like
things that parents used to do when we were young
that are kind of illegal now.
Speaker 7 (03:33):
Oh yeah, Oh I remember being in the front seat
and being able to see the ground move beneath me
flint style style with my dash rusted out car.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
We Oh gosh, we had one of those in high
school to a buddy. Mine had a car like that
where you could see the road going by, really felt safe.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
I mean in car seats push off.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Oh sign a weakness then.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Never who laid upside that are sat upside down in
the seat with your head and the floorboard and your
feet going up.
Speaker 7 (04:03):
You get so bored on a road trip. Or I'd
lay across the whole back window back.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Window, Ye a sweet spot.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
You would last about sixty seconds of that in today's
world before some do good are called the cops.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
And stay trooper be pulling you over time.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Next thing you know, CPS is there, Your kids are
gone and you're labeled and branded the terrible parent, the
one that I remember. I don't think you can do
it anymore today. I remember going to the store when
I was maybe twelve with a note from my dad.
Do you get them a pack of marble reds.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
Imagine? And they give them to me. That was the
thing I got them for.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
I got on my bike without a helmet and rode
my bike back home.
Speaker 7 (04:45):
Funny, I remember, in like fourth fifth, fifth grade, I
think going with this kid, Jack Moore, to get saying
we were getting cigarettes for our parents with a fake
note and it was for us for you, and he's like,
let's get more was his last name.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
I remember being little, I'm talking like six, and being
my mom would pick me up from daycare and then
meet her coworkers at the Caucus club. The bar it's
just a bar, not a bar and restaurant, and me
hanging out, like sitting on the bar in the club
while everybody's already in drinks and bellowed up.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
To the bar. I don't think you. I feel like
you can't do that with kids these days.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Heavy hitter politicians hang.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Out, yeah, all those, but I'm hanging out on the bar.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
All those state senators with whiskey on their breath going
and they're going, hello, little.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Girl, say, I don't think you can do that.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
When I saw the line at the CHIB Center, then
looked up.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
What it was, and I was like, okay, I'm not
disappointed that I didn't know about this.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
That's right.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
It's a JB and Sandy show ninety eight one kaved,
I'm Sandy. This is JB.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Hey, good morning.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
Tricia is here as well.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Okay, so just to reset if you're just joining us,
Tricia and I on Friday night, we went to Willie's
in Cedar Park. Good right, good, and we're driving back
in at the CHIB Center. There is a line from
the door of the CHIB Center that stretched all the
way out to one eighty three and then down the
block of people waiting to get into the AGB sent
We're like, what is going on?
Speaker 7 (06:06):
Yeah, if you're new to town or haven't been to that,
it's a massive a arena.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
Yeah, it's huge.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
And what does it hold? Fifteen thousand probably.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
And so immediately look it up and see what it is.
And here's what everyone was waiting in line for. It's
called hatsoon Miku. Have you ever heard Hatsun Miku.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
No.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Here's how it is described a mascot for a vocaloid
software voice bank developed by Krypton Future Media. She is
depicted as a sixteen year old girl with long turquoise
twin tails ponytails. She is marketed as a virtual eider
idol and has performed at live virtual concerts as a holograph.
Speaker 7 (06:54):
People were going to a concert with this girl, some
sort of event with a.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
Line a mile long.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Oh wow, to watch hologram concert. Not of Lake Whitney, Houston, No,
or of Michael Jackson hologram. They made up anime animated
sixteen year old girl hologram.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Even the dungeons and dragons people are going through.
Speaker 5 (07:19):
Stop incredible.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Hey, new to me Now?
Speaker 1 (07:23):
It's a JB and Sandy show ninety eight one Cavett
ninety eight one Cavet your all time country favorites with
JB and Sandy. There is a Manning out there that
I didn't know about, and we're going to tell you
about it in just a second. But first, what they're
saying about Arch Manning, quarterback of the University of Texas Longhorn.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Right, Well, it makes total sense that since it's the
beginning of May and this season hasn't even started that
we should start freaking out about whether or not Arch
Manning is going to end up in the draft next year. Right, Yeah,
we're gonna see what the NFL execs are saying about
how he plays this year.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
I think it's going to be very dependent on the
results of the season.
Speaker 5 (07:58):
Yeah, absolutely, This coming up season will really tell.
Speaker 7 (08:01):
Us if he goes out on a high note. Yeah,
that makes a big difference then, you know, just wanting
to prove what he seems to like to do, right.
Speaker 5 (08:11):
He puld get a little chip on his shoulder. Yeah,
what are the exacts SAMs?
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Well, they're saying that they're creating mock drafts with you know,
Manning at the top. How much of it is based
on his skill is going to be a big deal.
How the season turns out. People are like, how much
of this do you think is actually based on just
his last name being Manning? So really it's it's people
are it's all speculation at this point. But they're already
talking about it because even though he has two years
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left to play, if this year goes well, they think
he's gone.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
All right, wouldn't surprise me at all. Now there's another
Manning coming up. Yeah, I was hearing rumblings of that.
Speaker 7 (08:45):
There's another one that's for class of twenty thirty, Marshall
Manning that they say is pretty promising.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
His high school class is twenty thirty, or is if
he went the college, you'd be class of twenty thirty,
you know.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
High school class of twenty. He's a middle schooler.
Speaker 5 (08:59):
Now you're already talking about him.
Speaker 7 (09:01):
Yes, And then there's another hide Manning.
Speaker 5 (09:07):
That do the Mannings ever have girls?
Speaker 7 (09:11):
It plays a little bit of football on lacrosse, but
they say it is not probably college bound to play
maybe lacrosse.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
But yeah, they just keep cranking them out.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Yeah, well I'll have another boy, please, Doc you got it. Wow,
it's Marshall is the one.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
That's what a great name to Manning.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
It's very eminem Marshall Mathers right.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Yea.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
The first thing I thought of.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
It is as the countdown to kickoff started. I mean
it is May. We're already looking forward to it.
Speaker 7 (09:36):
Yeah, we've already had the spring Day, you know, the
open day, that's when everyone starts.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Yeah, keep your eye on Longhorn Baseball and Longhorn Softball
both of those the great teams and could end up
going to their you know, the world, the College World
Series for both, which would be very very cool. Longhorns
had a good weekend against Mississippi State over the weekend
at the desk.
Speaker 7 (09:58):
I always feel for the baseball softball players because it's
it's summer when people are distracted. It was the same
thing in my high school. They went to the state
championships and we all graduated and.
Speaker 5 (10:07):
Left and no one cared.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
And it's right. It's kind of sad they don't get
the attention they deserve.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Of course, College World Series coming up in June. It's
The JB and Sandy Show, ninety eight. One caveat.
Speaker 5 (10:18):
Go ahead, say it, Tricia, I miss Toby.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
I Miss Toby.
Speaker 5 (10:22):
Keith Ah says that every time you hear what.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
Every time I hear one of his songs, I'm like, oh, Toby.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
It's The JB and Sandy Show, ninety eight, one cavet
What we're going to tell you about is going to
make you go ugh ugh. When it comes to fitness
and doing physical things, there's a lot on the list
that you could do, and this might rank right near
to the bottom of everybody.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
This woman is an insane in my opinion. Ashley Paulson.
Speaker 7 (10:49):
Now, this happened at an expo for the Boston Marathon,
which just happened, but I just found this story.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
She set a world record.
Speaker 7 (10:58):
And smashed it for the time it took her to
do one hundred miles on a treadmill, on a red
red mill on at treadmill. I think the I mean,
I've run a couple of marathons. The most I've ever
done on a treadmill is like maybe five miles, and
that's a painful amount of time.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
It's just a monotony of running and running and then
staring at what's in front of you.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
We're staring at what's in front of your out the
window or trying to watch TV while you're doing it.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
My gosh, she did this, Like didn't She probably had
some breaks, but she did this in one setting, right,
She didn't do ten miles one day.
Speaker 7 (11:34):
Yeah, to break the it was hitting one hundred miles
in the fastest amount of time, and she shattered the
previous record by like, I don't know, seventeen minutes, nineteen
minutes or something like that. Get this this pay get
your brain around this pace, a seven to twenty one
pace for fifteen hours is.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
What it took her to do it.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
Thirteen hours.
Speaker 7 (11:54):
She started just after three am, so that, you know,
it kind of builds up for the expo.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Yeah, crushed the record, forty four year old mother for
a grandmother, I really, yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
Thirteen hours. When I go to the gym and I
warm up, I'm like, I canna do maybe six minutes
on the treadmill to warm up, and even then sometimes
it jump off early because it's so boring.
Speaker 5 (12:17):
I'd rather stick a needle in my eye than do
what she did.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Only thing worse is if she'd done one hundred miles
on the stair stepper.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
Somebody should like thing so fire.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Oh it's the Jamie and Sandy Show at ninety eight
one cavet ninety eight one cavet your all time country
favorites with Jbie and Sandy and ladies. We have finally
figured you guys out. It took us a long long time.
We figured you guys out how you flim flam us.
Speaker 5 (12:40):
When we run.
Speaker 7 (12:41):
Errands, I'll tell you where it clicked, and then we'll
kind of work backwards.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
It clicked with my daughter last.
Speaker 7 (12:46):
Weekend She called me and she said, hey, can you
could you run to the vet with me? And she
needed to, you know, go pick something up. And I
was like sure, because it was in Leander, it was
a bit of a drive and she hates driving on
one eighty three.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Okay, so I go and pick her up.
Speaker 5 (13:04):
We're going.
Speaker 7 (13:05):
She goes, oh, can we run by Starbucks real quick?
Speaker 5 (13:08):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
I'm like, okay, we'll go buy Starbucks. And then she's like,
can we run to home depot real quick?
Speaker 7 (13:17):
I got a gift card and I want to pick
up a pot and a plant to plan on my patio.
And I was like, I was texting her mom right
there and my wife going, oh my god, Raleigh bamboozled
me from one errand to three errands. I go, she
is cut from the same mold as you, and she
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rode back. She's like, that's my girl. My wife does
it to me every time. It'll be like, hey, go
with me to home depot real quick. And then there's
always always alterations to pick up alterations.
Speaker 5 (13:51):
Yeah, there's always another trip in the trip.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
There's a trip within the trip.
Speaker 7 (13:54):
And then it's like, oh, and we have prescriptions done too,
can we just run by sea.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
It's if it just comes natural. Clearly it comes natural.
But with that comes the fact that you guys have
no concept that we figured, Okay, this is going to
take an hour, then I can then I can do this.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
Yeah, yeah, No, y'all had nothing to do.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
First of all, you had nothing to do, or else
you would not have gone with.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
This in the first place.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
This, what you're seeing an action, is chick efficiency when
we are out.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
Probably what happened with Rolly was she was.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Going to be efficient on your own.
Speaker 4 (14:31):
You were in the car.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
It would have been inefficient to take you home and
then go back and do our errands. I'm sure she
in her mind laid out the path of Oh, I
have some prescriptions here, here's the home depot, here's.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
The vet, and we're going to do it all.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
Y'all do if you're not in the car with us, Cindy,
that day that you're complaining about it with me, you'd
been laying in your bed playing call of duty.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
Don't act like you're busy.
Speaker 5 (14:53):
But okay, at least do this. Just tell us there's
eight things to do. We don't surprise us, we don't know.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
And here's something else. And to wrap this up with that,
Tricia does and I know you do this.
Speaker 5 (15:05):
I know you.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
She waits to ask me to run errands with her
when her gas tank is on it non sense. Yes,
so I'll get out of the car, pump it for it,
and pay for our tank of gas.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
I mean that's just a plus. But no, it's not
about And then.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
If there's more than three errands, she's gonna need a snack.
Speaker 5 (15:21):
Yeah, she don't want her to get angry.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Yeah, all right.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
I we went to on some errands and I had
to go into the bank for something like it was
like nineteen sixty two, but I did have to go
into the bank. And while I was in the bank,
I was waiting for the teller and I checked my
phone and he's in the car making a video and
posting it to social about complaining about sitting in the
parking lot of the bank.
Speaker 4 (15:43):
No patience.
Speaker 5 (15:44):
Well we're wise to you, guys. I figured you out.