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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ninety eight one Cavett to your all time country Favorites
with JB and Sandy eight four four three nine know
cavette if you want to be a part of the show.
You guys excited that the King and Queen of England
got to America yesterday.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Everyone all excited.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Yeah, I think it's cool, Really, I do.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
I watched him when they're plane land and when they
got off the plane and went and stood in front
of the White House.
Speaker 5 (00:20):
I like stuff like that.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
I think it's ridiculous. I we left that place way
back when because we didn't want anything to do with that.
I just think the whole monarchy is silly. It's ridiculous.
You have no say in anything with anything going on
in the world. You don't live in the real world.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Boy, that's the truth. Right.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
You come over here and you're they're coming over to
tell us what to do.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Yeah, well speaking about Congress, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Right, to suggest what we should and shouldn't do. You
have no saying that.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Yeah, you really don't go back home. I don't know.
I don't know why people love it.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
I'm amazed at how now I know JB feel this
same way. Sandy's very aggressive in his reaction to it too,
But I don't understand why, like other heads of state,
other royalty from other countries come.
Speaker 5 (01:09):
I don't hear y'all getting off fired up about that.
They are England.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Who's the King of Norway? No one knows.
Speaker 5 (01:14):
No, she's pretty, she's got like blonde hair. I know
who it is.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
And they're not meddling with our business.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
They're just talking.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
I don'ould have any respect for the tradition of like,
no pomp and circumstances.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
It's ridiculous to think you're better than anyone because of
your bloodline. Shut up, Yeah, with outdated concept. It's primitive.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Yeah, and it's a It's one of those things like
I would never bend the knee or bow to anybody,
but I sure as hell I'm not doing it to
the king or the Queen. No, there's no way I would.
I mean, I don't care what the etiquette is. I'm
not doing it right. There's no way in the world.
I'll shake his hand and I'll be polite.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
I know that you're supposed touch the king even more
reasons and to touch them.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
I'm gonna touch touch him a lot. I'm a hugging
I'm a bear hug him. That's what I'm gonna do. Yeah,
I'm gonna go all wrestling style with a bear hug
for old King Charles, he'd probably wet his pants.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Speaking of the Royals and of.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
They come from London, there's an amazing athletic achievement that
happened in London over the weekend, and Trisia's got it
for us in the.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Story We Love Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
The London Marathon was run and it's a marathon just
like anywhere else, except this is the first time that
a marathon has been finished in less than two hours,
setting a new world record, now by one pet person,
but by two different people. The winner ran it in
one hour of fifty nine minutes and thirty seconds.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
And JB's got a very funny take on this. Coming
up next at ninety eight one Cavet. JB's got a
very funny take on the London Marathon. I know the
London Marathon's got nothing to do with anybody that's listening,
but JB's take on it is really, really funny. We're
going to get into that in just a sec. It's
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see you a Saturday at the Moody Center. So, as
Trisia mentioned, there was the London Marathon happened and there
(03:43):
was two guys that accomplished something pretty amazing.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Yeah, this has been the elusive mark for running in
running world, is the two hour marathon. Yeah, you said forever,
this can't be done. They can't be done by just
to hit The two hour mark is a four thirty
five pace, a four to thirty five months. The fastest
mile I ever ran, and I was an okay runner,
not good enough to go to college. The fastest one
(04:07):
I ever ran is four forty three. Wow, they're running
four thirty five or lower the for twenty six point
two months higher time. I mean, that is flying it.
And this has been a mark they've always wondered if
it could be done. Modern nutrition and just training and
stuff has made it possible. Maybe a little bit of evolution.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Maybe you just don't.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
See it in real time, you know, right. And so
two people broke the two hour.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Mark, which has never been done before, never.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Been done, Okay, they they did it with the what
was the guy Kajoji or whatever? They did something but
shog It wasn't in an actual race, okay, so that
was more of a controlled study thing. This was the
first time in a real marathon. What kills me is
the guy that got second also broke the elusive two
(05:00):
hour mark and no one cares you didn't win because
he didn't win. Is like, could you imagine being this guy?
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Really, I just did it. I did the whole thing
that no one said, can be done too. I did
it too, but he got second, so he so he
was like eleven seconds behind. I think something like that.
First place. What a heartbreaker, right, finally gets it. And
(05:31):
there's one guy that's just a nugget ahead of you
in time.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Just for comparison, what is average joe that runs a marathon?
Speaker 2 (05:39):
What's a good ten minutes? No, I mean the whole marathon.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Oh, a whole marathon, not a mile. Oh I ran
when I ran, I mean I was just under four hours,
and that's a nine minute pace.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
That's pretty fast too, though, that's.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
That's that's a that's a fast jog. You know, that's
nothing crazy, but even yeah, a three hour marathon is amazing.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Yeah, and both these guys run it in two hours,
and only it's.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
Just only one gets the credit.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
I know. Can you just fathom being the guy that
got second?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
He was eleven seconds from being the first one to
do it, right, and they got beat He picked the
wrong race, right.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
It's just oh, what a hard Should we say his
name just so everybody knows, just so we can get some.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
If you can pronounce it.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
His name is Yomeif, which I think that's a cool
name yo yo meif kjelchajelcha.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
He was second place, and yeah, one cares, No one cares.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
It's rough on every day at this time.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
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Speaker 2 (06:43):
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What are some of the suggestions from our listeners?
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Speaker 3 (07:15):
To baseball? I feel like you did that already on
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Speaker 2 (07:18):
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Speaker 3 (07:20):
And we're going tonight to going to the Longhorn game tonight.
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Speaker 3 (07:24):
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Oh what is that?
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they're changing the name from Mountain Dew to American Do
And that might get me to get a bottle.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
We're probably the only country that drinks that stuff.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Probably maybe drink a lot.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Of I'm over cruising around Europe. Yeah, can I get
a Mountain Dew? They'd be like, excuse me, okay, but
not feeling that one.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Maybe before fourth of July, but not today. Gotcha?
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Another suggestion through a dm is ode. We're just talking
about this ode to royalty. We're talking about the royals visiting.
Speaker 6 (08:13):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
I can have some fun with that now.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Sandy nine, not fans. If you didn't catch that, I am,
I don't okay. I don't need the royal family telling
us how to do our business.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
I'm with you, and I'm gonna I'm gonna write. I
might take a few shots. This is like a license
to insult the royals true poetry. Yes, I will write
to the ode and I will perform it. Coming up next,
It's a JB and Sandy Show ninety eight one. Kvet oh,
I got some zingers in there for the Ode to
(08:45):
the Royals. It's done, and I'm ready to a little bit.
Oh yeah, it's great. I love it. So this is
the ode of the day. Someone suggested an ode to
the Royals because the Camilla and Charles are visiting the
United States there yesterday. They don't even have their own
cool jet.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
They don't have their own plane because it can't carry
all that gold out too heavy.
Speaker 6 (09:14):
The Ode to the Royals is suggested by you guys.
Ode to Royals by Sami Nack.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Owed to the Royals, We've got democracy, cheeseburgers, and guns.
You stinky royals got bad teeth and medieval puns. They
wave from balconies stiff as boards, inherited fame and inherited swords.
(09:56):
While I'm down here, I'm just paying bills, no palace guards,
just parking tickets and thrills. So good, But deep down
we know with a snicker and grin, Royalty is stupid
and always has been.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Big finish here and.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
More, no velvet ropes here, no rial decree.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
I'm just a.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Red blooded American living refreshingly free.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
We stopped mask, we stopped the redcoats, freezer.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Jami and Sandy Show ninety eight to one, k back,
good morning. Do you ever wonder how people from years
ago ever stayed organized at all? Like, how did they
keep things together without all the electronics and gizmos that
we have now to stay organized?
Speaker 3 (10:59):
Tell you how he did it, because I remember doing it.
Remember day Runners spending making a big investment in a
day Runner calendar?
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Yeah, I got one and then I lost it, and
I lost another one, and then my mother said, I'm
not getting another one, s leaving them everywhere. Story of
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Tricia won't do it. I've tried to get her to
do it. Maybe it's a blessing that she won't. But
the shared calendar with your family, My wife and I
(11:30):
live by it. Really, we do a shared calendar. It's
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I just space out on everything and I don't remember
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wife knows where I'm supposed to be.
Speaker 5 (11:48):
To she reminds, you can remind you, But we live
by it.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Yeah, it's it's so I mean, we even put like
and I love that she she puts her workouts in
there so I know when she's coming home. Sometimes she
works out before work sometimes after.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
That way you can get the things done that she
asked you to do before she gets home.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
I get there.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
I swear, I swear every day I make the bed
five minutes before she gets home. But that's another thing.
But we just it's it's an absolute necessity. I like
for her to know where I am too.
Speaker 5 (12:22):
See there a drawbaut Why do you like for her
to know where you are?
Speaker 3 (12:28):
Because it's just it just makes sense, Like you know,
because I have a lot of random meetings, and it's
like it just avoids that, Hey where are you? You know,
I'm trying to reach you? What's going on? She just
look at the calendar and she knows what I'm up to.
I know what she's up to. Yeah, I know when
she has events. She's in the event business. I know
if she has something because I'm always planning dinner. Same
(12:50):
thing with the workouts. I'm planning dinner. So yeah, we
live by it.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
So so what's your big resistance to this. I'm not
saying I'd like to do it or want to do it,
but I can see how it would be handy.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
It's just another thing. It feels like another thing, especially
with work. We have our our work calendar that has
our meetings and stuff on it in places we have
to be. And then I have my calendar with like
my doctor's appointments. I have lanundry stuff on mine, and
then you sometimes throw stuff on your calendar. You sometimes don't,
(13:21):
You're not very consistent with it. I just think that
it would just be another step for me to have
to put in everything that I'm doing.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
And you're not put it in anyway.
Speaker 5 (13:30):
I put it in for me.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
I have stuff, but if you put it in for you,
all you do is like this is the way I
calendar works. You send you send him the link and
he adds it and he sees it. It's not another input.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
I know.
Speaker 5 (13:44):
But I don't want his stuff on my calendar. But
I don't want half the time.
Speaker 4 (13:47):
He doesn't put his stuff in anyway, and he double
book stuff and he forgets.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
On my shell. Don't know where I.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Want your guys. Gut reaction on something okay, something horrible
that happened Saturday night at the White House Correspondence dinner.
We know what happened, right, What was your gut reaction
when you saw the videos of one the woman in
the aftermath snagging the bottles of champagne and wine. Two
the guy just kept eating a.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
Salad, an older guy. Yeah, didn't flinch.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Start with the wine lady, What was your gut reaction.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
It's pretty funny. It was tacky, but it's relatable.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
Yeah, she was just stuffing bottles of wine in her purse. Yeah, well,
well chaos is erupting.
Speaker 5 (14:33):
Yeah, she's like on fire upstairs. She's like, this is
a good time to snag this.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Expensive that yeah, right, same for you.
Speaker 5 (14:41):
I think it's hilarious.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
I can't believe she didn't try and put one of
the flower arrangements center person.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
That's the same That's what I was thinking. That's the
same woman that takes the flower arrangement when she leaves
to an event.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
I worked my mom owned flower shops. I worked in
my mom's flower shops, and what a lot of those
those things at weddings, the centerpieces, the containers that they're in,
the bases or the container those are least right.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
We'll just take them. They think nothing of.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
It and just drive My mom would stand at the
door at the reception go m mm hmmm, that's mine.
You can pull the flowers out and have that, but
I'm taking the container.
Speaker 5 (15:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
But I saw this woman and I was like, I
cracked up. I was like, good for you get something
out of the night. Right, you don't need to be clad.
You gotta you're in a place. I mean, you're just
take it. They're gonna what are they gonna do with it? Right,
it's paid for.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
You're there.
Speaker 4 (15:28):
Take the extra bottle of their cracket. She's probably like,
I'm gonna need a drink after this.
Speaker 5 (15:32):
She loaded up.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
She probably just going upstairs, had herself a little one
woman party, made a booty call, and called it a night.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Yeah. Then the dude eating the salad, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
He again, chaos is erupting. People are scrambling, ducking and covering. Yes,
you know, and he just eating his salad.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
He's sitting at his table, looking around, eating a salad
while the other people who had been sitting this table
are underneath the table.
Speaker 5 (15:57):
Yeah, and it keeps kind of getting bumped.
Speaker 4 (15:59):
Because they're freaking, and he just keeps taking bites of salad.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
He's got to be a war veteran.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Oh yeah, because he didn't they didn't flinch it.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
Yeah, that's that's the only thing I could think of
the type of person that wouldn't wouldn't freak out in
that scenario. It's got to be a war veteran.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Yeah, he said, or a war reporter.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
He was interviewed and he's like, I've got a bad back,
and then he's like, also on, I'm a jerma phobe.
Speaker 5 (16:24):
Am I getting on that floor?
Speaker 2 (16:25):
I know it's been on that floors.
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Ninety eight one cave at your all time country favorites
with JB and Sandy Angi's getting ready. I'm in at
ten o'clock. But before we make our way out of here,
we like to recap with some of the things we
learn today. Chrichia keeps track.
Speaker 4 (19:08):
The most fun thing we learned today is we're going
to the baseball game tonight.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Yeah, Longhorn baseball game tonight.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
That's never been to a Longhorned baseball game all these years.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
That's hard to Leah. I know it's been a minute
since you and I. One of our first dates was
at a ut baseball game.
Speaker 4 (19:22):
Yeah, and I think it's probably been a couple of
years since we went to a Round Rock Express game.
But there's just something about sitting in the stands outside,
especially an evening game, eat a hot dog drinking a
cold beer?
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Are you going to eat a hot dog and drink
a cold beer? Though you talk big?
Speaker 5 (19:36):
What do you mean I do? I eat a hot
dog and drink a colder every time I go to
a baseball game.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
But last night you said you might not have one
because you're afraid you'll have a hangover.
Speaker 5 (19:44):
Right.
Speaker 4 (19:44):
I drink so infrequently that I literally could drink one
beer tonight and have a hangover tomorrow morning.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Not worth it, Not.
Speaker 4 (19:52):
Worth it, But I think I'm going to do it
here an amateur. I don't drink very often.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
What else do we learn?
Speaker 4 (19:57):
We also learned that I am the safest woman on
the planet every morning walking into this building because literally
the world's strongest man. Mark Henry works here too, and
I'm convinced that he sits in his car in the
parking lot and waits until I pull up, and then
he gets out and he walks in with me.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
I think you're right, he's that kind of guy.
Speaker 5 (20:16):
He is that kind of guy.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Yeah, definitely.
Speaker 4 (20:19):
And then we talked about the Royals. Queen Kimila and
King Charles are hairing you guys.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
Mind your own business. I hate the Royals because they're
going in front of Congress.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Right, Yeah, yeah, he is. Yeah, she's probably I don't
know what she's they ask him. Can you imagine Ivanka?
Haven't She's like, really, I got to hang out with
this this gown today. You mean not Milania. That's what
I mean, Milania. She got to hang out with the
queen today.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
I mean, where's our American attitude? We should be like?
And who are you again?
Speaker 2 (20:53):
Right?
Speaker 3 (20:53):
When he shows up at Congress?
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Right, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
I guess we've patched up bad thing leans over the
last two hundred and fifty years.
Speaker 4 (21:02):
I haven't good for you.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
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Speaker 2 (21:13):
We'll see you tomorrow. Bye bye,