April 16, 2026 • 17 mins
“Raccoon Lady Rising and Fancy Fredericksburg Trouble”
If you’re on a crowded bus with one seat left, who really deserves it?
Tricia officially embraces her new identity as the “Raccoon Lady” 🦝 when a real-life raccoon whisperer invites her into an actual backyard raccoon sanctuary. Yes, this is happening. Walter the raccoon may or may not accept her into the fold, and the anticipation is real. As Sandy puts it, “This is progressing… this is a big deal.”
Meanwhile, Fredericksburg is having a glow-up that has everyone talking. A luxury hotel is planned for town, prompting JB and Sandy to wonder if the Hill Country is getting a little too fancy for its own good 🍷. Is this the end of quaint charm—or just the beginning of something bougie?
The laughs keep coming as JB proudly defends his lifelong love of Martha Stewart, declaring he’d happily attend her biopic alone 🎬. Khi rumors swirl about who might portray her, the conversation turns into a hilarious deep dive on image, glamor, and devotion.
You’ll also hear:
If you’re on a crowded bus with one seat left, who really deserves it?
Tricia officially embraces her new identity as the “Raccoon Lady” 🦝 when a real-life raccoon whisperer invites her into an actual backyard raccoon sanctuary. Yes, this is happening. Walter the raccoon may or may not accept her into the fold, and the anticipation is real. As Sandy puts it, “This is progressing… this is a big deal.”
Meanwhile, Fredericksburg is having a glow-up that has everyone talking. A luxury hotel is planned for town, prompting JB and Sandy to wonder if the Hill Country is getting a little too fancy for its own good 🍷. Is this the end of quaint charm—or just the beginning of something bougie?
The laughs keep coming as JB proudly defends his lifelong love of Martha Stewart, declaring he’d happily attend her biopic alone 🎬. Khi rumors swirl about who might portray her, the conversation turns into a hilarious deep dive on image, glamor, and devotion.
You’ll also hear:
- A rapid-fire debate on coffee culture as yet another coffee chain rolls into town ☕
- A not-so-comforting update for anyone heading to the Texas coast involving very large sharks 🦈
- The daily “What We Learned” wrap-up, featuring a surprise winner for mustache royalty 🥸
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Tricia, it's kind of official.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
You have become the raccoon Lady.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
The shady.
Speaker 4 (00:09):
He No, it's just the raccoon Lady, the raccoon Lady,
raccoon Lady, raccoon Lady, nothing shady.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Tricia's going to raccoon Jenny's place a week from tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (00:28):
Yeah, on Friday, next Friday, I'm going to go and
help feed the raccoon.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Hang out with Jenny's raccoon. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (00:34):
If you're new to this drama, uh, you know, I
found out fairly recently that that Tricia's obsessed with raccoons,
like obsessed, loses her mind, wants to raise one as
a baby, domesticated, all of that fantasy, we shall call it.
And then, oddly enough, I don't know if you manifested
it or something, but it showed up. You guys know
what a sucker I am for anything? On Instagram showed
(00:56):
up in my feed a woman with an account called
yard Topia Adventures where she is a raccoon whisperer and
hangs out with him every evening, like yeah, plays with
them and feeds them. And then I recognize the name
Jenny in the face, I go, I think she's a
listener of ours send her a note. I was like,
you know, Tricia's obsessed with this. She's like, I know,
(01:17):
we got to get her over here. And so she
literally is kind of a raccoon whisper and she's invited
you to hang out. Yes, this is progressing.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
Yeah, like this is a big deal to be invited
into the Little Raccoon Sanctuary.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
And I was like, what time should I come over?
Speaker 5 (01:33):
And she said, they normally start showing up for dinner
around nine point thirty ten. And she said, but Walter,
who's the smart one, he knows to come at like
nine because then he gets.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
The best choice of the mood.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
So I think I'm going to get there like nine ish,
maybe meet Walter first.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
I desperately want one of them to hold my finger.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Hey, if you're planning on going to Fredericksburg, things are
going to be changing out there dramatically, really really soon.
Trisia's got it in the story We Love and just moment. Hey,
tomorrow we're going to be passing out some good juju.
What is good juju? Good juju is the little bit
extra that you may need for something this weekend that
you've got going on. And we give you the juju,
(02:12):
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So if you've got something like that and you want
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a million things.
Speaker 6 (02:32):
This is no cost. This is free. Yeah, yeah, not
many things are free anymore. No, that is all we
give out for free.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
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Fredericksberg has really seen a big change over the last
few years, and now it's about to change even more.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
Yeah, it's getting fancier and fancier. Did you guys know
that they are planning to build the first waldorf Astoria
Hill Country hotel in Fredericksburg.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
A Waldorf Astoria.
Speaker 7 (03:01):
Waldorf Astoria that's a very old old brand from the
East Coast.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
And very fancy and hoity toity. We've been to the
one in New York. Yeah, it's incredible.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
It is.
Speaker 6 (03:13):
They've been saying that because of the wine boom. They're
saying like Fredericksburg. Fredericksburg is the Aspen of Texas. Yeah,
because of and they labeled that because of all the
private jets at their airport, people coming in and for
the weekend, just for the weekend, rich Texans flying in
for the weekend. I go, you know, mama wants to
(03:34):
go sip some wine and go poke around.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Right wow, I mean to me, Fredericksburg was always just
up and down the street once and then moving on
to the hill country to go deer hunting.
Speaker 6 (03:46):
Right.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Airbnbs little mom and pop airbnbs.
Speaker 6 (03:49):
Have some Venus Schnitzer.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
Shop up and down the main street. Now you're freaking
staying in that Waldorf Astoria. They have a lot of
other luxury developments that are being built around there.
Speaker 6 (04:00):
Now.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
I want to go deer hunting in the hill country
and come in after the hunt to the Waldorf for story. Bloody,
when you're in the truck, Hey, we all shiff do
something with this.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
I know it's not real big, but you just get
some backstrap off this for me.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
It all over you walking through the lobby and then.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
All the rich people looking like, what are you looking at?
You here?
Speaker 2 (04:23):
You ever had Benison's be very funny. So I'll tell
you things are changing. Things are changing. Yep, it's the
JB and Sandy Show. This is ninety eight one cavet.
Good morning, JB. You want me to tell everybody about
your older woman love or do you want to just
do that?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Fine yourself?
Speaker 6 (04:40):
Fine, I don't know if you're making a mockery trying
to shame you.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
This is a long time love. This is not like
oh no.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
If you're going to do anything about it, they'll move
fast because she's getting up there in years.
Speaker 6 (04:53):
I need to make I'm running out of time to
make my move.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Yeah, it's ninety eight one cavet. JB and Sandy log
with Trisha our number eight for a three night Okavett.
If you want to be a part of the show.
JB has it for a long long time and he's
been through thick and thin with her too.
Speaker 6 (05:07):
Yeah he is. She did time. I was stood strong.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Yeah for JB. Loves Martha Stewart.
Speaker 6 (05:14):
I love. I don't care how snooty you think she is.
I just love her.
Speaker 5 (05:21):
Go ahead, she did remember the Sports Illustrated bathing suit.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Oh yeah, a few years ago, a couple of years ago.
Speaker 6 (05:27):
Yeah, she's eighty four.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Now wow, Well they're making a biopic about her.
Speaker 6 (05:32):
And she got could play my precious Martha.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
She got of spilt the beans on who would play her?
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Do you want to play it?
Speaker 1 (05:38):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
I've been nearing rumors.
Speaker 5 (05:41):
Really think I think there's something in the works right
now with with Yeah, Kate.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Blanchette, Kate blanchet You don't think she's hot.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
I do, But I think Martha Stewart just pulled out
the hottest name she could think of.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
So so for her image.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
You know what I mean, to protect her image, like
a beautiful woman's gonna portray me.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Right, you know what I mean. But she is beautiful,
she's been around a while.
Speaker 6 (06:05):
But you've got to have a glamorous actress play that.
You can't just throw Amy Schumer in there, right, No
trust to Dame Schumer, but you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
It's got to be cape plains.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
De generous would not know.
Speaker 6 (06:17):
No, it's got to be someone that in real life
you think is a poised or we won't buy it. True,
very true, So are you do like Martha?
Speaker 5 (06:28):
I mean she's fin and I like some of her recipes.
I've done some of her flower arrangements.
Speaker 6 (06:33):
Have you seen the model that her modeling photos from
her younger days?
Speaker 1 (06:37):
No, you could show me.
Speaker 6 (06:39):
She really in the sixties too, which is like the
hottest chick era. Right right, there's a great photo of
her sailing. I like sailing.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
She's very well rounded.
Speaker 6 (06:50):
You know, we could do that. We could go sail
the East coast.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Yeah, yeah, you could do that place. You could hang
out like it Cape Cape Cod Martha's vineyard like well bossy.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Yeah, in all situations.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
I think JB might like that. Yeah, I'd make any decisions.
Speaker 6 (07:07):
I'd be her boy toy.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
It's Jami and Sandy ninety eight one cavet. JB.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
I've got a question for you that will tell us
a lot about you. It's a very difficult question though. Okay,
it's JB and Sandy show at ninety eight to one cavet.
Here is the question, Tricia, you can jump in on
this too, but it's really targeted at guys. Let's assume
that you were one of the few people that got
on a cap metro bus this morning.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Right, all right, Okay, you're on the bus.
Speaker 6 (07:33):
They've been having some bad luck lately.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Yeah, i'd be careful on that bus.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
And the bus is full, and you've got a seat,
but in front of you is a elderly senior citizen
woman standing, a very pregnant woman standing, a guy with
a cast on his leg and crutches standing, and a
woman with an infant holding holding an infant and just
(08:01):
standing there on the bus because it's standing room only.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Who do you give your seat to?
Speaker 6 (08:05):
Know?
Speaker 3 (08:05):
That was the question.
Speaker 6 (08:06):
Well, first I would have finish my ham sandwich from
thunder twelve. I think that defaults to the elderly. I
do too, because, like, did you feel like I know,
there are all kinds of pregnancies. My wife had a
very good one, you know, like she was very active, right,
I mean no issues, but some you know, some people
women are bed ridden with difficulties. But I think even
(08:30):
the pregnant woman would default to the elderly woman.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Right, I agree.
Speaker 6 (08:33):
And then even the woman with a toddler, you said, yeah,
by baby infant, she would still default to an older woman.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
And the dude.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Be more careful.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
You're fine, so you go with the older person.
Speaker 6 (08:47):
Yes, yeah, I think it always. I mean it was
hammered it respect your elders was hammered into my head.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Right, But wantn't you if you did do that, go
to the other thing. Sorry, bro, but she's old, you
know what I mean? And you're pregnant. You got an infant.
Speaker 6 (09:04):
You can make them all play rock paper scissors.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
That's the best way to handle it. You're everything everything
in life. Oh ninety eight one Kvett. It's the JB
and Sandy Show. Good morning.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
You know what I was thinking yesterday. I don't know
if you guys were thinking this too.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
You know what, Austin really really needs another coffee shop.
Oh another coffee shep chain to show up and bye gosh,
news comes out today. We're getting one.
Speaker 6 (09:32):
Yeah, it's about time.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
It is about time.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Tim Horton's a Canadian coffee shop chain. Have y'all heard
of it before?
Speaker 1 (09:39):
I have?
Speaker 6 (09:39):
Yeah, that's something I would trust Canadians on making good coffee.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Oh yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
They can't guard maple syrup to save their lives. That's
a funny watch if you have the great maple Syrup heist. Hysterical.
We don't have time right now, but it's very very funny.
So Tim Hortons is a Canadian based coffee chain coming
to Austin.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
The building went out on Palmer Lane.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Austin does very well with coffee shops.
Speaker 6 (10:02):
I know, there's tons of them. In fact, my one
of my best friends in Frisco is convinced all we
do is hang out in coffee chops in Austin, we
don't really work, yeah, which is partially true. But then
that you see, like these Dutch brothers are popping up everywhere,
and I was thinking in my head there how much
money is in coffee? I kid you not. I can't
(10:22):
remember the source. I was, you know, watching YouTube videos
or something, and they were interviewing a couple who had
opened a coffee trailer. This is not even brick and
mortar like a Starbucks. And he was like, yeah, we
struggled the first couple of years. Now we do about
seven hundred thousand in revenue a year from a coffee trailer.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
That was his struggling first year, seven hundred thousand or now.
Speaker 6 (10:47):
Now now they've turned the corner. He's like, we struggled
the first couple of years, and he goes, now, we
did seven hundred thousand in Sales.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
I remember there was a coffee trailer. It was a
sexy coffee trailer at six twenty two, twenty two, like
did you see, Yes, yes, the lingerie cos it was
bikinis and I only went there once. Yeah, but they
didn't they clearly that business model doesn't work here. It
(11:15):
must work in Midland. But do you remember do you
remember remember sexy scissors?
Speaker 6 (11:23):
Oh? Yeah on Lamar, Yes, because we used to go
eat at Kim Fun all the time. Yeah, that was
our one of our go to places. And there was
a yeah, there was a bikini haircut place. There was
that lingerie. No, it was lingerie. That was lingerie and
this is how you ever go there? Well, I was
about to say that's this is how long ago it was.
I went there for a haircut, ain't no hair I
(11:45):
shaved my head twenty five years ago.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
So that place didn't make it there. So Tim Horton's
is coming to town. Did they have an opening date?
Speaker 5 (11:52):
They're going to start construction in July up on Parmer Lane.
So yeah, they already have one in San Antonio. The
Canadians are moving into Central Beauty.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Hey, they'll apologize for it for moving here.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Probably sorry, it's a JMI Sandy show in ninety eight
one kvet good morning. Hey, just a warning if you're
heading to the coast, if you're heading down to Corpus
or to Portoransas or anything like that, you need to
know a little You always need a little warning before
you go to the coast. Like it, don't make too
many bad decisions, but this one could really this could
(12:25):
affect your your limbs.
Speaker 6 (12:27):
It's something that all humans fear more than we should.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Yeah, there's great white sharks? Is that what it is?
They're cruising.
Speaker 6 (12:35):
There's there's a couple of tag sharks, so they know one.
They've been tracking a couple of sharks. One is called
Lee bes twenty six hundred pound shark has made its
way down the East coast, the East coast that and
they made it around into the Gulf. Oh wow, is
this they've been tracking these for a long time?
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Does it say? Is this is? We don't see great
white scharks normally and no golf.
Speaker 6 (13:00):
There some recent confirmed great white sightings. Was one in
early twenty twenty four mm hmm. And that was one
that tracked That was this one Lee Beth, that came
from South Carolina. All the way around East Coast into
the golf.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
It's just rolling up into port Orrandas for a smoke.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Yeah, she's sending for a smoke and a couple of
shots of Jack Daniels.
Speaker 6 (13:21):
Pool twenty twenty one, there was one thousand pounds female
great white spotted.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
You know how people sell their plasma. Maybe she's just
selling some teeth.
Speaker 6 (13:34):
Make a nice necklace out.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Yeah, she's just like you guys need something.
Speaker 6 (13:37):
I never think, you know, the sharks took out the middleman.
They sell directly to.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
The chosky shots. What's on my fin?
Speaker 6 (13:43):
My teeth?
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Fun?
Speaker 2 (13:44):
If you're going to the coast, they're way out there now.
It's not like they're going to be paddling around the beach.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
And you never know. I think you stay on the
on the sands.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
I just know there's a bunch of guys huddling up
at I don't know if Woodies is still in port Ranas,
but they're all sitting around going, let's go get us
a shark.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Boys, Yeah, let's go get what's her name?
Speaker 6 (14:03):
Lee Beth loves the twenty six pounds tagged shark that
they've been tracking.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Boys. I'll be back here in about six hours with
Lee Beth just hang.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
Beth is all silly, silly Ben, You're right silly.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Stick around.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Angie is in at ten o'clock and she's got your
tickets to the iHeart Country Festival, your next chance to
win coming up at one. Hey, before we get into this,
how we wrap up the show every day. I did
get a d M yesterday from a listener that wants
us to know that learned is not proper. She said,
you know, it's learned what you learn, not what you've learned.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
That's why we say it like that.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
And I was like, I know it. And I wrote
her back and I was like, I know, we just
think it's funny, but say.
Speaker 6 (14:43):
We're all proud of learning, yet we can't even say
that correctly.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Yeah. So she wrote back and she's like, oh my gosh,
it was right in front of.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Behind her that I love it that she heard it though.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Right, So Carol, thank you very much for pointing that out.
We do wrap up the show every day with some
of the things we learned.
Speaker 5 (15:00):
So a caller, Chris called it and threw down a
weird gauntlet about the Mustache Hall of Fame. He said
that he could beat Riley Green for the best mustache.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Yeah, he said that his was pretty strong. So we
took some calls and asked who should be in that
Hall of fame.
Speaker 5 (15:17):
Yeah, you're the usual suspects, Burt Reynolds, Tom Selleck, but
the overall winner, the best answer by far was Yosemite.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Sam.
Speaker 5 (15:24):
Yeah, oh my god, I never even thought of that.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
Hilarious.
Speaker 5 (15:29):
Another thing we learned today is my raccoon visit is
set with Raccoon Ginny a week from tomorrow, Friday, the
twenty fourth. I will be going over to sit with
her and all of her raccoon friends to see if
they accept me into the fold.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Good to meet Walter.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
I'm gonna meet Walter.
Speaker 6 (15:45):
That's a long time to think about it. That's I
think you just want to set it up as as
soon as possible.
Speaker 5 (15:50):
Well, I mean, I know, I know, but I mean
I think she's got to prep the raccoons, let them
know I'm coming, just pop in.
Speaker 6 (15:56):
I sent you all the video she was telling the raccoons,
and she put it on Instagram that she's on the radio.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Now. Oh yeah, did you see.
Speaker 6 (16:05):
Yeah, they're on the radio. They're all on the radio.
Speaker 5 (16:09):
We also learned that Fredericksburg might be getting a little
too fancy, little big for their breeches. With the Waldorf
Astoria planned to be built there.
Speaker 7 (16:17):
Wowity yeah, not the same old Frederick's bark.
Speaker 5 (16:22):
They're going to sell the chotchkes in town in the
Waldorf Astoria gift shop.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Probably have like a Tiffany's or something in there, Tiffany's version.
Speaker 5 (16:30):
And finally we learned Sandy called jb out on his
love for Martha Stewart.
Speaker 6 (16:35):
Yeah, I will be on opening day at this biopic
if it happened, and I don't go to the theater area.
But you're going to go for Martha, Yeah, by myself.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
Yeah, you don't want your wife to go.
Speaker 5 (16:46):
She is going to have a biopic made about her,
and she thinks that maybe Kate Blanchette is going to
portray her.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Hey, before we get on Forget tomorrow, we'll be passing
out some good juju. If you need it, tap the
microphone on the iHeartRadio app, tell us why you need
the juju, and we will share it with you tomorrow.
Have a a great rest of the day. We will
do this tomorrow morning. Angie is coming in next and
I got a new sign off. Guys, you want to
hear it, tell me I'm a play it. Then tell
(17:11):
me if you recognize it. Wrong button, Sandy, hold on me,
fix it. I'll fix it. Bear with me.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Don't get up, yeah, don't don't leave yet. Don't leave ya.
You can say good night to this one craig Way.
Mister craig Way.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
That's when he says on like a long touchdown run
or a long pass or something.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
So have a great day. We'll see tomorrow. Bye bye,
Tricia, it's kind of official.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
You have become the raccoon Lady.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
The shady.
Speaker 4 (00:09):
He No, it's just the raccoon Lady, the raccoon Lady,
raccoon Lady, raccoon Lady, nothing shady.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Tricia's going to raccoon Jenny's place a week from tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (00:28):
Yeah, on Friday, next Friday, I'm going to go and
help feed the raccoon.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Hang out with Jenny's raccoon. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (00:34):
If you're new to this drama, uh, you know, I
found out fairly recently that that Tricia's obsessed with raccoons,
like obsessed, loses her mind, wants to raise one as
a baby, domesticated, all of that fantasy, we shall call it.
And then, oddly enough, I don't know if you manifested
it or something, but it showed up. You guys know
what a sucker I am for anything? On Instagram showed
(00:56):
up in my feed a woman with an account called
yard Topia Adventures where she is a raccoon whisperer and
hangs out with him every evening, like yeah, plays with
them and feeds them. And then I recognize the name
Jenny in the face, I go, I think she's a
listener of ours send her a note. I was like,
you know, Tricia's obsessed with this. She's like, I know,
(01:17):
we got to get her over here. And so she
literally is kind of a raccoon whisper and she's invited
you to hang out. Yes, this is progressing.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
Yeah, like this is a big deal to be invited
into the Little Raccoon Sanctuary.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
And I was like, what time should I come over?
Speaker 5 (01:33):
And she said, they normally start showing up for dinner
around nine point thirty ten. And she said, but Walter,
who's the smart one, he knows to come at like
nine because then he gets.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
The best choice of the mood.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
So I think I'm going to get there like nine ish,
maybe meet Walter first.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
I desperately want one of them to hold my finger.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Hey, if you're planning on going to Fredericksburg, things are
going to be changing out there dramatically, really really soon.
Trisia's got it in the story We Love and just moment. Hey,
tomorrow we're going to be passing out some good juju.
What is good juju? Good juju is the little bit
extra that you may need for something this weekend that
you've got going on. And we give you the juju,
(02:12):
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So if you've got something like that and you want
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a million things.
Speaker 6 (02:32):
This is no cost. This is free. Yeah, yeah, not
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Speaker 2 (02:38):
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Fredericksberg has really seen a big change over the last
few years, and now it's about to change even more.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
Yeah, it's getting fancier and fancier. Did you guys know
that they are planning to build the first waldorf Astoria
Hill Country hotel in Fredericksburg.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
A Waldorf Astoria.
Speaker 7 (03:01):
Waldorf Astoria that's a very old old brand from the
East Coast.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
And very fancy and hoity toity. We've been to the
one in New York. Yeah, it's incredible.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
It is.
Speaker 6 (03:13):
They've been saying that because of the wine boom. They're
saying like Fredericksburg. Fredericksburg is the Aspen of Texas. Yeah,
because of and they labeled that because of all the
private jets at their airport, people coming in and for
the weekend, just for the weekend, rich Texans flying in
for the weekend. I go, you know, mama wants to
(03:34):
go sip some wine and go poke around.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Right wow, I mean to me, Fredericksburg was always just
up and down the street once and then moving on
to the hill country to go deer hunting.
Speaker 6 (03:46):
Right.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Airbnbs little mom and pop airbnbs.
Speaker 6 (03:49):
Have some Venus Schnitzer.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
Shop up and down the main street. Now you're freaking
staying in that Waldorf Astoria. They have a lot of
other luxury developments that are being built around there.
Speaker 6 (04:00):
Now.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
I want to go deer hunting in the hill country
and come in after the hunt to the Waldorf for story. Bloody,
when you're in the truck, Hey, we all shiff do
something with this.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
I know it's not real big, but you just get
some backstrap off this for me.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
It all over you walking through the lobby and then.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
All the rich people looking like, what are you looking at?
You here?
Speaker 2 (04:23):
You ever had Benison's be very funny. So I'll tell
you things are changing. Things are changing. Yep, it's the
JB and Sandy Show. This is ninety eight one cavet.
Good morning, JB. You want me to tell everybody about
your older woman love or do you want to just
do that?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Fine yourself?
Speaker 6 (04:40):
Fine, I don't know if you're making a mockery trying
to shame you.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
This is a long time love. This is not like
oh no.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
If you're going to do anything about it, they'll move
fast because she's getting up there in years.
Speaker 6 (04:53):
I need to make I'm running out of time to
make my move.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Yeah, it's ninety eight one cavet. JB and Sandy log
with Trisha our number eight for a three night Okavett.
If you want to be a part of the show.
JB has it for a long long time and he's
been through thick and thin with her too.
Speaker 6 (05:07):
Yeah he is. She did time. I was stood strong.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Yeah for JB. Loves Martha Stewart.
Speaker 6 (05:14):
I love. I don't care how snooty you think she is.
I just love her.
Speaker 5 (05:21):
Go ahead, she did remember the Sports Illustrated bathing suit.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Oh yeah, a few years ago, a couple of years ago.
Speaker 6 (05:27):
Yeah, she's eighty four.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Now wow, Well they're making a biopic about her.
Speaker 6 (05:32):
And she got could play my precious Martha.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
She got of spilt the beans on who would play her?
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Do you want to play it?
Speaker 1 (05:38):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
I've been nearing rumors.
Speaker 5 (05:41):
Really think I think there's something in the works right
now with with Yeah, Kate.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Blanchette, Kate blanchet You don't think she's hot.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
I do, But I think Martha Stewart just pulled out
the hottest name she could think of.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
So so for her image.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
You know what I mean, to protect her image, like
a beautiful woman's gonna portray me.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Right, you know what I mean. But she is beautiful,
she's been around a while.
Speaker 6 (06:05):
But you've got to have a glamorous actress play that.
You can't just throw Amy Schumer in there, right, No
trust to Dame Schumer, but you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
It's got to be cape plains.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
De generous would not know.
Speaker 6 (06:17):
No, it's got to be someone that in real life
you think is a poised or we won't buy it. True,
very true, So are you do like Martha?
Speaker 5 (06:28):
I mean she's fin and I like some of her recipes.
I've done some of her flower arrangements.
Speaker 6 (06:33):
Have you seen the model that her modeling photos from
her younger days?
Speaker 1 (06:37):
No, you could show me.
Speaker 6 (06:39):
She really in the sixties too, which is like the
hottest chick era. Right right, there's a great photo of
her sailing. I like sailing.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
She's very well rounded.
Speaker 6 (06:50):
You know, we could do that. We could go sail
the East coast.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Yeah, yeah, you could do that place. You could hang
out like it Cape Cape Cod Martha's vineyard like well bossy.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Yeah, in all situations.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
I think JB might like that. Yeah, I'd make any decisions.
Speaker 6 (07:07):
I'd be her boy toy.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
It's Jami and Sandy ninety eight one cavet. JB.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
I've got a question for you that will tell us
a lot about you. It's a very difficult question though. Okay,
it's JB and Sandy show at ninety eight to one cavet.
Here is the question, Tricia, you can jump in on
this too, but it's really targeted at guys. Let's assume
that you were one of the few people that got
on a cap metro bus this morning.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Right, all right, Okay, you're on the bus.
Speaker 6 (07:33):
They've been having some bad luck lately.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Yeah, i'd be careful on that bus.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
And the bus is full, and you've got a seat,
but in front of you is a elderly senior citizen
woman standing, a very pregnant woman standing, a guy with
a cast on his leg and crutches standing, and a
woman with an infant holding holding an infant and just
(08:01):
standing there on the bus because it's standing room only.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Who do you give your seat to?
Speaker 6 (08:05):
Know?
Speaker 3 (08:05):
That was the question.
Speaker 6 (08:06):
Well, first I would have finish my ham sandwich from
thunder twelve. I think that defaults to the elderly. I
do too, because, like, did you feel like I know,
there are all kinds of pregnancies. My wife had a
very good one, you know, like she was very active, right,
I mean no issues, but some you know, some people
women are bed ridden with difficulties. But I think even
(08:30):
the pregnant woman would default to the elderly woman.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Right, I agree.
Speaker 6 (08:33):
And then even the woman with a toddler, you said, yeah,
by baby infant, she would still default to an older woman.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
And the dude.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Be more careful.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
You're fine, so you go with the older person.
Speaker 6 (08:47):
Yes, yeah, I think it always. I mean it was
hammered it respect your elders was hammered into my head.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Right, But wantn't you if you did do that, go
to the other thing. Sorry, bro, but she's old, you
know what I mean? And you're pregnant. You got an infant.
Speaker 6 (09:04):
You can make them all play rock paper scissors.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
That's the best way to handle it. You're everything everything
in life. Oh ninety eight one Kvett. It's the JB
and Sandy Show. Good morning.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
You know what I was thinking yesterday. I don't know
if you guys were thinking this too.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
You know what, Austin really really needs another coffee shop.
Oh another coffee shep chain to show up and bye gosh,
news comes out today. We're getting one.
Speaker 6 (09:32):
Yeah, it's about time.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
It is about time.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Tim Horton's a Canadian coffee shop chain. Have y'all heard
of it before?
Speaker 1 (09:39):
I have?
Speaker 6 (09:39):
Yeah, that's something I would trust Canadians on making good coffee.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Oh yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
They can't guard maple syrup to save their lives. That's
a funny watch if you have the great maple Syrup heist. Hysterical.
We don't have time right now, but it's very very funny.
So Tim Hortons is a Canadian based coffee chain coming
to Austin.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
The building went out on Palmer Lane.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Austin does very well with coffee shops.
Speaker 6 (10:02):
I know, there's tons of them. In fact, my one
of my best friends in Frisco is convinced all we
do is hang out in coffee chops in Austin, we
don't really work, yeah, which is partially true. But then
that you see, like these Dutch brothers are popping up everywhere,
and I was thinking in my head there how much
money is in coffee? I kid you not. I can't
(10:22):
remember the source. I was, you know, watching YouTube videos
or something, and they were interviewing a couple who had
opened a coffee trailer. This is not even brick and
mortar like a Starbucks. And he was like, yeah, we
struggled the first couple of years. Now we do about
seven hundred thousand in revenue a year from a coffee trailer.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
That was his struggling first year, seven hundred thousand or now.
Speaker 6 (10:47):
Now now they've turned the corner. He's like, we struggled
the first couple of years, and he goes, now, we
did seven hundred thousand in Sales.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
I remember there was a coffee trailer. It was a
sexy coffee trailer at six twenty two, twenty two, like
did you see, Yes, yes, the lingerie cos it was
bikinis and I only went there once. Yeah, but they
didn't they clearly that business model doesn't work here. It
(11:15):
must work in Midland. But do you remember do you
remember remember sexy scissors?
Speaker 6 (11:23):
Oh? Yeah on Lamar, Yes, because we used to go
eat at Kim Fun all the time. Yeah, that was
our one of our go to places. And there was
a yeah, there was a bikini haircut place. There was
that lingerie. No, it was lingerie. That was lingerie and
this is how you ever go there? Well, I was
about to say that's this is how long ago it was.
I went there for a haircut, ain't no hair I
(11:45):
shaved my head twenty five years ago.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
So that place didn't make it there. So Tim Horton's
is coming to town. Did they have an opening date?
Speaker 5 (11:52):
They're going to start construction in July up on Parmer Lane.
So yeah, they already have one in San Antonio. The
Canadians are moving into Central Beauty.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Hey, they'll apologize for it for moving here.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Probably sorry, it's a JMI Sandy show in ninety eight
one kvet good morning. Hey, just a warning if you're
heading to the coast, if you're heading down to Corpus
or to Portoransas or anything like that, you need to
know a little You always need a little warning before
you go to the coast. Like it, don't make too
many bad decisions, but this one could really this could
(12:25):
affect your your limbs.
Speaker 6 (12:27):
It's something that all humans fear more than we should.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Yeah, there's great white sharks? Is that what it is?
They're cruising.
Speaker 6 (12:35):
There's there's a couple of tag sharks, so they know one.
They've been tracking a couple of sharks. One is called
Lee bes twenty six hundred pound shark has made its
way down the East coast, the East coast that and
they made it around into the Gulf. Oh wow, is
this they've been tracking these for a long time?
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Does it say? Is this is? We don't see great
white scharks normally and no golf.
Speaker 6 (13:00):
There some recent confirmed great white sightings. Was one in
early twenty twenty four mm hmm. And that was one
that tracked That was this one Lee Beth, that came
from South Carolina. All the way around East Coast into
the golf.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
It's just rolling up into port Orrandas for a smoke.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Yeah, she's sending for a smoke and a couple of
shots of Jack Daniels.
Speaker 6 (13:21):
Pool twenty twenty one, there was one thousand pounds female
great white spotted.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
You know how people sell their plasma. Maybe she's just
selling some teeth.
Speaker 6 (13:34):
Make a nice necklace out.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Yeah, she's just like you guys need something.
Speaker 6 (13:37):
I never think, you know, the sharks took out the middleman.
They sell directly to.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
The chosky shots. What's on my fin?
Speaker 6 (13:43):
My teeth?
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Fun?
Speaker 2 (13:44):
If you're going to the coast, they're way out there now.
It's not like they're going to be paddling around the beach.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
And you never know. I think you stay on the
on the sands.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
I just know there's a bunch of guys huddling up
at I don't know if Woodies is still in port Ranas,
but they're all sitting around going, let's go get us
a shark.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Boys, Yeah, let's go get what's her name?
Speaker 6 (14:03):
Lee Beth loves the twenty six pounds tagged shark that
they've been tracking.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Boys. I'll be back here in about six hours with
Lee Beth just hang.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
Beth is all silly, silly Ben, You're right silly.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Stick around.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Angie is in at ten o'clock and she's got your
tickets to the iHeart Country Festival, your next chance to
win coming up at one. Hey, before we get into this,
how we wrap up the show every day. I did
get a d M yesterday from a listener that wants
us to know that learned is not proper. She said,
you know, it's learned what you learn, not what you've learned.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
That's why we say it like that.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
And I was like, I know it. And I wrote
her back and I was like, I know, we just
think it's funny, but say.
Speaker 6 (14:43):
We're all proud of learning, yet we can't even say
that correctly.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Yeah. So she wrote back and she's like, oh my gosh,
it was right in front of.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Behind her that I love it that she heard it though.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Right, So Carol, thank you very much for pointing that out.
We do wrap up the show every day with some
of the things we learned.
Speaker 5 (15:00):
So a caller, Chris called it and threw down a
weird gauntlet about the Mustache Hall of Fame. He said
that he could beat Riley Green for the best mustache.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Yeah, he said that his was pretty strong. So we
took some calls and asked who should be in that
Hall of fame.
Speaker 5 (15:17):
Yeah, you're the usual suspects, Burt Reynolds, Tom Selleck, but
the overall winner, the best answer by far was Yosemite.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Sam.
Speaker 5 (15:24):
Yeah, oh my god, I never even thought of that.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
Hilarious.
Speaker 5 (15:29):
Another thing we learned today is my raccoon visit is
set with Raccoon Ginny a week from tomorrow, Friday, the
twenty fourth. I will be going over to sit with
her and all of her raccoon friends to see if
they accept me into the fold.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Good to meet Walter.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
I'm gonna meet Walter.
Speaker 6 (15:45):
That's a long time to think about it. That's I
think you just want to set it up as as
soon as possible.
Speaker 5 (15:50):
Well, I mean, I know, I know, but I mean
I think she's got to prep the raccoons, let them
know I'm coming, just pop in.
Speaker 6 (15:56):
I sent you all the video she was telling the raccoons,
and she put it on Instagram that she's on the radio.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Now. Oh yeah, did you see.
Speaker 6 (16:05):
Yeah, they're on the radio. They're all on the radio.
Speaker 5 (16:09):
We also learned that Fredericksburg might be getting a little
too fancy, little big for their breeches. With the Waldorf
Astoria planned to be built there.
Speaker 7 (16:17):
Wowity yeah, not the same old Frederick's bark.
Speaker 5 (16:22):
They're going to sell the chotchkes in town in the
Waldorf Astoria gift shop.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Probably have like a Tiffany's or something in there, Tiffany's version.
Speaker 5 (16:30):
And finally we learned Sandy called jb out on his
love for Martha Stewart.
Speaker 6 (16:35):
Yeah, I will be on opening day at this biopic
if it happened, and I don't go to the theater area.
But you're going to go for Martha, Yeah, by myself.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
Yeah, you don't want your wife to go.
Speaker 5 (16:46):
She is going to have a biopic made about her,
and she thinks that maybe Kate Blanchette is going to
portray her.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Hey, before we get on Forget tomorrow, we'll be passing
out some good juju. If you need it, tap the
microphone on the iHeartRadio app, tell us why you need
the juju, and we will share it with you tomorrow.
Have a a great rest of the day. We will
do this tomorrow morning. Angie is coming in next and
I got a new sign off. Guys, you want to
hear it, tell me I'm a play it. Then tell
(17:11):
me if you recognize it. Wrong button, Sandy, hold on me,
fix it. I'll fix it. Bear with me.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Don't get up, yeah, don't don't leave yet. Don't leave ya.
You can say good night to this one craig Way.
Mister craig Way.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
That's when he says on like a long touchdown run
or a long pass or something.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
So have a great day. We'll see tomorrow. Bye bye,
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