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Speaker 1 (00:04):
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JB and Sandy. My name is Sandy. This is man
that loves a pickled quail egg.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
I do have my daughter too. We share our love
of pickled quailing. You need to go if you go
anytime you go to the Midwest and you go into
little some little saloon or tavern or bar, behind that
bar will be a pickled quail egg a lot of
some other pickled things.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Yeah, and then and the bartender will just reach in
there with their hands.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Yeah, there you go. You want a shot with that?
There you go, You pickled. You're pickled. I actually say
I like pickled stuff, but I've never had a pickled
quail egg.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Oh I'll bring you some.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
I'd like to try it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I like
pickled herring a lot too. Yeah, Jamie, and I like
sargans anything that smells. I like.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Okay, little quick health tip for you. Fermented foods are
good for gut health. I heard that, Yeah, which helps
with mental health.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Well, if my grandmother were still alive, she'd live forever
because she had a cellar full of it. Right, Tornado
cellar and witch Tall Falls. They all sellers had that
special smell. They all smell the same, like a wet blanket. Yeah. Yeah.
By the way, Tricia is here too, the former queen
and ballooling watermelon thump, that was me. That was me,
and she was also miss May and the Marie calendar
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poster Apple Piemont was my month. It's just a joke.
We always make up the things that Tricia never was.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
I should have been the queen of something dessert related, right,
cobbler coddler queen.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
What's first thing that made you laugh today? Tricia?
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Well, since I didn't win the mega millions, let me
go see what this me. So Thelioma lawsuit is talking about,
I gotta do something.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
I'd love to know what they spent on advertising for
the Miso Felioma ad campaign where the lawyers got rich.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
I don't even know what that is. But if they
started describing it. I'd probably convince myself I have it.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Were you ever around asbestos, probably paint led lead paint.
It's the Jami and Sandy Show. Thanks for being here.
It's ninety eight one cave at good morning, ninety eight
one cavet. How appropriate that we play the Kenny Chestney
song and the good stuff. I'm going to talk about
things that we have soft spots for. It's the JB
and Sandy Show. I'm Sandy. This is JB. Good morning,
(02:37):
and Tricia is here too.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Let's start out with you, Trisha, because yours is very funny.
Of videos that you have, just get you.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Yeah, any video of a garbage man interacting with a child.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Kills me.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
The kids are obsessed and they ran out there to
greet them.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Oh, and the garbage men get off the truck and
come over and hug u or let him pull the
handle on the truck.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
A little kind of similar to that. Not a trash man.
But have you seen the one of the guy driving
a back hoe and the little kid brings his little
Tonka truck out there? Yeah, big giant back hot and
he brings over and puts just enough dirt into it.
Talka truck. Oh my gosh, so cute, Jamie, What what
do you have a soft spot for? When it comes
to Instagram or TikTok It.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Gets me every time, and there's years and years of
these going around now. It's when an ugly person can
actually sing.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
I've got one. I've got one too, and we'll share
that one with you. When an ugly person can actually
sing every time, Jamie Hager Friends, it's ninety eight one
caveat ninety eight, one cave at your all time country
favorites with JB and Sandy If you're just joined us,
just a quick recap that we were talking about things
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that we have soft spots for. When we see Instagram
or TikTok videos makes you go ah.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
And Tricia's was garbage men interacting with children JB.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
When an ugly person can actually sing, I didn't mean
for it to come out so harsh, but you know
what I mean. They're unlikely, the voice doesn't match. Yeah,
and they blow the judges away.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
I start tearing up. Mine is when you see t ballers,
little little kids with their walkout song.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Oh yeah, they start dancing.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Yeah, they're on their way out there. And Toby Keith
how do you like me now? Songs? Yeah, something like that, And.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
It's gotten so elaborate, and they forget there's a game
going on. They get so entrenched in their in their
walk up incredible.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
And then the same kid goes out the right field
and takes a peek. Have you ever heard Tricia's walk
out song for a baseball game? This is what she
swears if she played baseball, This is the song that
she would walk out too. Cra clothes.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
To the brown, That's it, that's it. It's very character,
just having an overinflated sense of importance and self confidence.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
I can't look fit right in in Austin. More coming
up ninety eight. One cave at your all time country
favorites with JBI and Sandy and h Jbie. What'd you
buy on Instagram? Another impulse by.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Yeah, I'm I'm really learning to stay away from clothing.
I just fail one time after another. I bought these
big beachy shorts that hang below my knees. I put
them on and my wife.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Started laughing, said.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
They immediately went into the donation pile. Uh but man,
I I bought a pair of shoes and I thought, oh,
that was like comfy yes, slip them on, slip them off.
Those hate dude shoes, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Yeah, are those the ones that for every pair of
you buy, they donate a pair to someone that's the Toms.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Okay, Tom, that's going back twenty years. Oh okay, Yeah,
that was all the rage for a long time. Uh No,
these are just a simple shoe. In fact, they just
opened a brick and mortar on South Congress hate dude
shoes and they're okay, They're comfy, and I do go
to the lake a lot. It's nice to have something
you can slip on and off.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
But maybe I'm shallow. Actually I am shallow say that.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
It's when I saw the other dudes wearing them. Yeah,
I was like they were all like, just frumpy old dudes,
which I'm fighting.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Yeah a nail, Yeah, I don't blame you. And I
just was like.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
And one of them walked up to me, he's like,
I see your hay dudes, and he's like, I got
a dozen pair. I got them in every color, And
I was like, okay, I'm throwing these in the track.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Hey, you want a pair of shorts that go low
your knees to go with? I really don't know where
I stand on this, but I'm gonna figure it out.
It's the JB and Sandy Show on ninety eight to one.
Cave at your all time country favorites. Hey, if you're
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us a message. By the way, I'm Sandy, This is JV. Hey,
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good morning Trisia too.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Woman's name is Rachel Dorn. She lives in Washington, DC.
She got fired from her job because they found out
she had been secretly working three full time remote jobs
at the same time and earning almost three hundred and
fifty thousand dollars a year. Wow, working three different.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Jobs senior data analyst, remote operations manager, and logistics coordinator
for three different companies. Now here's what it's crazy about it.
All three of these companies would admit she was in
the top ten percent of performers. She was killing, killing it,
crushing it.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
She would set up three monitors, each assigned to a
different job, along with color coded system custom shortcuts.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
That she called the rotation.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
She would overlap meetings by meeting some while actively participating
in others to the point where managers described her as
focused and highly responsible. Responsible.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
She had over responsive two thousand injuries across nineteen months
in her calendar, no miss deadlines or scheduling conflicts, and
despite all of this an outstanding performance, all three companies
fired her on the same day, Tricia. Should she be fired,
praised or promoted?
Speaker 3 (08:41):
I mean, I think promoted. I think as soon as
one of those companies found out she was able to
do what she did at three very high level jobs,
they'd be like, we want you to quit the other
ones and tell us what you want us to pay
you to work for us. Only it's exactly what I
rearly as a monster.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
She's a beast. I agree with you. I think that
one of these companies, if they were smart, they would
hire her. They would triple her salary, and they would
make her sign something that she won't work anywhere else. Right,
all right, Again, what's.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Interesting is there was just a recent story of some
City of Austin employees who were double dipping. What were
they were working? City of Dallas and City of Austin,
very similarly remote jobs.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
I wonder if they were doing it as quite a
higher level as this one or just you.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Know, but they got fired, right, both of them got fired.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
You got fired. But this this woman, it's like maybe
she isn't motivated by money, Maybe she gets bored easily.
Maybe so that kind of person.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Yeah, I mean her picture on Instagram looks all sad.
She looks like she's been the rest right. Why does
it look like she's taking a monk shot? You guys
want to comment on this, Tap the microphone on the
iHeartRadio app. Tell us what you think. Should she be
she praised or should she have been fired like she was? Again,
it's the microphone on the iHeartRadio app. It's the JV
and Sandy Show in ninety eight one caveat ninety eight
(10:04):
one cavet your all time country favorites. It's the JB
and Sandy Show along with Tricia, and Tricia's here the
star of this segment that we call one must go.
Quick little backstory about Tricia and her possessions. Tricia's an
only child, and Tricia never had to share when she
was little with siblings. You and I had siblings, or
sibling You had three sisters, So we had to learn
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how to share. Not Tricia everything, and she takes incredibly
good care of everything that she has, and I know.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
Where all are at all times.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Right, And I think that that goes back to your
childhood too. Yeah. Right, So we do this thing called
one Must Go where I list three things that Tricia
absolutely loves but hypothetically has to get rid of one,
and somehow in her brain she starts thinking this is
real and freaks out out. Got about it.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Well, the list that you already gave off and you're
going to do it again in a Second's very funny
because I know that Tricia does home design and two
of the items sound very tacky.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
They do sound tagy, but they're they're actually really cue
but just hearing it, they're almost so that's removing the
point of them, right right, Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're kitschy. Yeah.
So here are the three things that you have one
you have to get rid of one of them, Randy. Yeah,
the painting, the watercolor painting of the blue crab holding
a purse that our daughter gave me. The alligator pillow
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with the alligator with pink lipstick and high heels on
its allegation.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
She's fancy because she has beads on her m Yeah,
or that pillow.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
You've got to delete Candy Crush from your phone? Which
one goes?
Speaker 3 (11:39):
I can right off the bat tell you I'm not
getting rid of candy Crush. I've worked very hard to
get to level seven thousand, seven and thirty.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Oh wow, thousand level.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Yeah. I don't know much about candy Crush. I just
know it's addictive, so I don't go.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
It is very addictive, and I'm very good at it.
I've gotten the level seven thousand by not even buying
any lives either, which is pretty impress lad Staying Candy
Crush stays. I couldn't get through a day with that
Candy Crush. So we're down to the pillow and the crab.
Do you remember how excited it was when he gave
me the pillow? Yes, I love the pillow. I don't
think anybody else has that pillow. In my mind, probably
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our child can find another crab photo, a crab painting.
I feel like the right answer is our daughter. My
daughter gave me this. I have to keep the crab
that I think I have to let it go. I
think I have to keep the alligator with lipstick and
high heels.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Pillow points she can't let go of a thing.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Nothing.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
I don't want to get rid of it. I have
to let the crab go. Oh I'm a bad mom.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Yeah, I bet. I bet. Landry's listening right now and
just right this second, starting crying. Ninety eight one cavets
your all time country favorites with Jam and Sandy. I'm Sandy,
this is jb A good morning. Tricia is here, hi,
and we're brand new just over a month on the
legendary ninety eight one. K bet it's good to be
here along with the seeing Bob Picket every day. It's
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kind of fun listen to him every afternoon and to
shout out to you guys listening on iHeartRadio app. You
want to send us a message, just tap that microphone
and we'll get it. So Tricia was talking to my
mom the other day, and Tricia and I are married.
By the way, She's talking to my mom, and my
mom asked Tricia that have me tell her the story
about my third grade Mother's Day project from my mom
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and for Mother's Day. I can't believe I haven't told
you this story before. I don't know how I heard that.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
She was laughing so hard.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Every third grader has done the Mother's Day project. It's
like in the playbook for third grade teachers where you
get the pie ten right.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
I thought for sure you were going to go ask
tray because that was very podcast. Make your mom an ashtray.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
They take the pie ten right, and then they fill
it with plaster Paris, and then you put your hand
in it, and then it dries, and then you paint
the outsides of it, and then you're at your name,
and then you give it to your mom for Mother's eight. Right.
Here's the problem. When I was in third grade, they
filled the pan up and I stuck my hand in
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it and it wouldn't fit. It was the top inch
of my middle index and forefinger were just cut off,
hanging over the PITHI in third grade, and he couldn't
see it, and I was like, well, everybody else's whole
hand fits in.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
For the records to this day, Sandy has giant hands.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Giant hands. It's very Mickey Mouse like it is.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
I like, you're the way you describe it. It looks like
he's wearing mits, but he's not.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
It's just his hands.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
I mean, the only time I've seen hands bigger than that.
I swear that this is a true story meeting Terry Bradshaw.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Oh, I've met Terry Bradshaw.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Yeah, giant claws, yes, my gosh.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Yeah, And that reminds me of the time I met
I remember I met ed two tall Jones once Okay
and Stein a Ranche at the ut Golf Club. He
was playing in a charity golf event. I shook hands
with him. Massive, it just swallowed my entire I bet
his big hands, yeah crazy. I bet his hand didn't
fit in the plaster. Yeah. There was not any room
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to paint, you know how you paint the leftover fire.
There's paint for like an idiot. It's a Jamie and Sandy.
So don't forget mom. Mother's Day is Sunday. It's ninety
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