May 12, 2026 • 20 mins
“Has Comedy Gone Too Far? Spaghetti Standoffs, Sour Candy Poetry, and the Elvis Effect”
JB opens up about watching a high-profile celebrity roast and realizing it crossed a line from clever to uncomfortable, admitting, “If it makes me uncomfortable, that says a lot.” Sandy jumps in with sharp insight about where comedy, fame, and humanity collide, turning a pop-culture moment into a deeper discussion about boundaries, empathy, and what humor should really do.
From there, the episode takes its signature turn into laugh-out-loud territory. Sandy confesses he’s delaying getting his life back on track because of one extremely specific obstacle: a massive batch of homemade shrimp spaghetti no one else will touch. The debate spirals into classic JB and Sandy banter, complete with Tony Soprano vibes and zero regrets.
Things get delightfully bizarre with a listener request that pushes Sandy to his creative limits—an original Ode to Lemonhead Candy. What follows is a sour, chaotic, surprisingly passionate performance featuring lines like “You sour little punk” and a self-issued thumbs-down that somehow makes the whole thing even better.
The episode also hits peak nostalgia and curiosity with a rapid-fire question that sparks instant consensus in the room: Who is the sexiest man of all time? Tricia doesn’t hesitate, declaring vintage Elvis Presley the clear winner—prompting reactions ranging from awe to mild identity crises. “Even his fingers looked sexy,” she insists, and honestly, it’s hard to argue.
Add in quirky small-town observations, Fredericksburg peach drama, Wordle obsession strategies, and the long-running “Babies Love” saga, and you’ve got an episode that perfectly captures the heart of the show: smart conversation, genuine laughs, and moments you didn’t know you needed.
JB opens up about watching a high-profile celebrity roast and realizing it crossed a line from clever to uncomfortable, admitting, “If it makes me uncomfortable, that says a lot.” Sandy jumps in with sharp insight about where comedy, fame, and humanity collide, turning a pop-culture moment into a deeper discussion about boundaries, empathy, and what humor should really do.
From there, the episode takes its signature turn into laugh-out-loud territory. Sandy confesses he’s delaying getting his life back on track because of one extremely specific obstacle: a massive batch of homemade shrimp spaghetti no one else will touch. The debate spirals into classic JB and Sandy banter, complete with Tony Soprano vibes and zero regrets.
Things get delightfully bizarre with a listener request that pushes Sandy to his creative limits—an original Ode to Lemonhead Candy. What follows is a sour, chaotic, surprisingly passionate performance featuring lines like “You sour little punk” and a self-issued thumbs-down that somehow makes the whole thing even better.
The episode also hits peak nostalgia and curiosity with a rapid-fire question that sparks instant consensus in the room: Who is the sexiest man of all time? Tricia doesn’t hesitate, declaring vintage Elvis Presley the clear winner—prompting reactions ranging from awe to mild identity crises. “Even his fingers looked sexy,” she insists, and honestly, it’s hard to argue.
Add in quirky small-town observations, Fredericksburg peach drama, Wordle obsession strategies, and the long-running “Babies Love” saga, and you’ve got an episode that perfectly captures the heart of the show: smart conversation, genuine laughs, and moments you didn’t know you needed.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
There is one thing preventing me from getting back on
the fitness train, and I'll tell you what that is.
So let me get a quick, real backstory about a
year and a half. I got a year a half ago,
I got real serious about my my diet and my fitness,
and I dropped over thirty pounds. I was exercised.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Cut out the sweets, yeah, cut out all the junk.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
And I was exercising, lifting weights, walking, doing hot yoga,
all this stuff. And then I kind of like a
lot of plunging, oh cold plunging. Absolutely was dying for
my buddy to finally pull a trigger on a sauna
so I could mooch that off of him. He never did,
He hasn't pulled. I keep pressure. When's that said? So?
And then I got kind of I'm gonna blame starting
(00:38):
the new job here at Cavett a little bit getting situated.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
And the schedules changed, Yeah, routines changed. I got a
little off track.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Yeah, yeah, you're trying to get back on. But I'm
gonna tell you right now, there's one thing that's stopping
me from getting right back on that fitness train. You
even know what that thing is. JB. A. Big giant
bowl of spaghetti I made on Saturday that no one
else is eating in my house and I'm not going
to start my fitness till I eat it all. How
much did you make a vat?
Speaker 3 (01:06):
I mean, I thought we were all going to eat it,
and they needed something weird and put shrimps in it,
and we're all are out.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
So he's the only one. His giant shrimp postable.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Is pasta was shrimp weird?
Speaker 4 (01:16):
We just don't like it. We just didn't.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Pretty common at most of.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
The time, we ourselves did not like it.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
So as soon as I finished that pasta, I'm back
on the.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Train, baby, Okay, Tony Soprano.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Ninety eight one caveat forget about It ninety one cave
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and don't forget to stream the podcast version of the
show search JB and Sandy.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Now, this is going to be a little odd for
me to say it, because if, like Sandy, you've known
me a long time, and I'd say I have a
pretty warped sense of humor. Kind of absolutely, and it's
kind of it kind of edgy and sometimes inappropriate.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Kind of out of left field.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Yes, last night I started watching the I've watched the
first hour and a half of it. It's three hours
of the Kevin Hart Roast on Netflix.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
It was hosted by Shane Gillis and Chelsea Handler was
on the panel, Pete Davidson, Tony Hinchcliff who assume lives
in Austin now he's here a lot, Lizzo.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
The Rock was there, Kat.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Williams, Tom Brady anyhow, more and more and more names,
tons of names and tons of celebrities just in the audience, right,
But I just feel like it has gone too far.
It's almost like the comics are going, okay, we appearance
is fair game. And that's just I love it when
(02:42):
it's clever, right, it's just gotten. Mean, I know, I
sound like a like a prude and I'm.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
I will testify approved.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Probe and it's just gotten. It's you know, and I
love I'm a big Shane Gillis fan. But it's like
they're going, Okay, these are the jokes that are normally
canceled culture, but in a roast you can get away
with it.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
And the roasties Kevin Hart a lot of short.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Jokes almost where you're like, okay, really, you're a professional comic,
you can come up with something more clever than a
short man joke.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Right, because he is like five to one maybe last night, yeah,
little bitty guy. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
But I just like it was making me uncomfortable, like
for watching it.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Really, that says a lot. That says a lot if
it makes JB uncomfortable.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Right, Even one of the comics brought up I don't
know when he years ago cheated on his wife.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
I think Brady brought that up.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
And his wife is sitting in the audience and they
put the camera right on her and she's of course
having to laugh.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
But here's my take on that. My take on that
is that those people want the fame and notoriety so
much they're willing to put themselves in that chair knowing
that his infidelity is going to come up. That's how
badly they want it, which is disgusting if you ask me, right,
that's just ross.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
I feel like, even in a roast, I feel like
some things should be off limits. It was just uncomfortable,
is the main word that I can think of.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
So now you know, certain people become Roast regulars. Jeffrey Ross,
He's the king of them right now. Pete Davidson is
a regular on a Roast panel and his father is
The story is very well known that his father was
a fireman passed away on September eleventh in New York City.
(04:34):
The first time someone did a joke about his father,
it was so it was caught everyone off guard. It
was kind of that was years ago. Yeah, now everyone's
doing it right. When they get to Pete Davidson, they
make some joke about his September eleventh father, It's like funny, Yeah,
you can do better than that.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Maybe the Roast has just run its course. It went
away for it was real big in the fifties and sixties,
like rat package. Yeah, it came back. Maybe signed for
it to go away again. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Yeah, it just it did jump the shark a little bit.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
I agree with you. Ninety eight one Cavet your all
time country Favorites with JB and Sandy. My name Sandy.
This is JB.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Hey, good morning, Chris.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Is here too? Chance for you to win a thousand
dollars coming up at nine o'clock at the Cavet Cashcow
starts paying off at nine? Does it every hour right
up until five o'clock? So you said that Ken Paxson's
going to make a whole bunch of people mad? Or
what's he doing?
Speaker 3 (05:25):
He is mister Texa's attorney general. I think you've gone
too far with this one. He is suing Netflix for
being too addictive. He is saying that Netflix has designed
its streaming platform to be addictive, that the auto play
feature creates a continuous stream of content created in order
to keep children and people watching for extended period of time.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Last time I check your TV, auto plays whatever's next.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
When it's on, it's playing everything that comes next.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
And it's been that way since what nineteen fifty right?
Speaker 3 (05:58):
He also says it's buying on Texans, including children, and
collecting users data without their knowledge or content. Is is
there an online platform anywhere out there that's not collecting
users data.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
I'm just saying Netflix big part.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Of my life as a professional television watcher. I need
for mister Attorney Jenoda back off and just let Netflix
do its thing.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Do we go back to Blockbuster and get in our
car and drive down to the rent a movie?
Speaker 1 (06:28):
That this is interesting because I think this is all
kind of on the heels of that huge case that
was recently settled with Meta about that girl that.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Was It was a huge case, huge case about.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Privacy and basically getting people hooked on things Netflix. I
don't see it.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
I don't see it either.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
I mean it shows me it's pretty good at tell
me what they think I'll like.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Yeah, you know, it's just a convenience mechanism, right.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
I mean we've sold our privacy for our email logo. Right. Oh,
I don't know. It's an interesting take. So I mean our.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Names and numbers used to be in the phone.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Book, right, Yeah, ninety eight one cavet your all time
country favorites with JB and Sandy along with Tricia. Every
day at this time we do something we called the
ode where JB will throw out a suggestion and today's
comes from a listener, and then I will write an
ode during one song. But I got to have the
(07:26):
suggestion first.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
This has to be the most random, so this might
challenge you a bit. Sandy, but Tony wrote in send
a DM on Facebook that said, have Sandy please do
an ode to lemon heads the candy. Oh how random
is that?
Speaker 4 (07:44):
That is random?
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Very strange? Lemon Heads.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
I haven't thought about a lemon head in a minute.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
I haven't either, but I'll do my best to write
the ode to lemon Heads. You feeling it, I think,
so yeah. You gotta be careful when I rhyme with pucker,
do you know what I mean? Stay well as it's
coming up next at ninety eight one k vat. I
know it's amazing, but my ode to the lemon Head
(08:13):
Candy is done.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Suggested by and sent that in, But man, I was
impressed you didn't hesitate.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Now I got, I put my head down, I dipped
my my quill and my ink, and I went to
my parchment and I just started writing and writing and
I couldn't frantic frantic, But it's done, and now I
will perform for you. You're lucky enough to hear it.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Tri sak Sandy Ode to lemon Head Candy.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Bye, Sandy calcol Thank you, oh lemon head, you sour
little punk. One bite and my whole face starts to
scrunch up. That didn't rhyme.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
It was a stretch. I mean, you're just you can
make it up in the air, make it up in
the air.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
It's so good. I don't know what I was thinking.
We're a little behind, wrapped up bright and yellow, ready
to fight. My tongue on fire, eyes watering in the lights.
You're meaner than an X on a very bad day.
I swear I'm done. Then I grab another straight away.
(09:31):
Oh yeah, stop a tiny bomb of pure critic attack.
Addicted to the pain, I can't stop going back. I'm
addictus when I am a nap. You slap my big
finish by the way to a mediocre ode. But I'll
(09:54):
finish big finish. You slap my mouth awake with every chuu,
you tiny little tyrant. Nothing's tougher than you. I'm gonna
go ahead and get myself thumbs down. Good ninety eight
(10:16):
one cavet your all time country favorites make us the
number one preset on my Heart Radio app. And thanks
to all you guys listening on the app, you guys
that checked in with us on Facebook. I don't know why.
I'm surprised so many people are listening on the app,
but they are. And remember yesterday we were talking about
the the shortage or lack thereof, in lack of any
Fredericksburg peaches. Yeah, it's a big It was a big
(10:39):
buzz yesterday.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Yeah, it's a bad season and we're not gonna get
our usual batch of Fredericksburg peaches.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Yeah. A lot of people were commenting on that. We
got a message here from Joe and she says, if
you go to I don't know what this is, if
you go to bet Dolls east of Austin with the
giant squirrel es, anything about this.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
No, I don't know about a giant beaver, She said.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
You can find some Fredericksburg peaches. I hope they get
them this year. Doesn't look good Joe that they're going
to get him now. Another person sent a note that
says you were talking. You were talking about no more
Fredericksburg peaches this year, and how they should have a
sign a mile away give.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Us a warning like BUCkies does. Yes, sneak up on
you with the little pop up tent.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
And anybody from Spicewood, he says, is going to know
about this. But I'll tell you what he says. He said,
you also mentioned a listener from Spicewood in the segment
prior to that. I have something to tie those two
things together. In Spicewood, they have a place along the
road where the Fredericksburg Peaches guy would set up for
the day. We've all seen it, right, every time he's there.
(11:42):
I think he pays a local homeless guy named Nick
to walk a mile up the road to plan a
few signs along the way. He said, anyone near the
burden Alice River in Spicewood would know who Nick is.
This is Spicewood's Leslie. You know what I mean. That's
who Nick is. He's been here as long as I've
(12:04):
lived here, and he says, so there. The peaches guy
does put signs up ahead of time, but he won't
be this year.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Interesting. If I was going to be home with Spice,
would be a nice community to do it.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Yeah. If the Perdenel's had water in it all the time,
that'd be a great place. You know, get down here
and get clean. Wow, go fish. I don't think Nick's
listening to.
Speaker 4 (12:25):
Us this morning, but spice Wood, Nick's got a little
sign of hustle.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Yeah, spice Wood is not as far away as it
used to be.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Isn't that weird?
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:34):
I know I went to for Mother's Day. We went
into a brewery out of Fitzhugh and that flyover. Yeah,
ninety has changed. Going to West Austin a bit so easy.
West of Austin so much better, man.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
And I think there's some other ones in that area
that are the off and on ramps or flyovers are
opening up tomorrow. I'm not sure. I think it's too
ninety going that direction. Yeah, so that those are going
to be open up. I always joke too for people
in North Austin, Huddo's not as far as way as.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
It used to be either, right, getting closer.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Yeah, So thanks for filling us in on the Fredericksburg peaches.
Sorry there's there, just not going to be any this year.
But we sound like small town right.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
I'm real sad about the beaches there.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Everyone was talking about it yesterday. Yeah, everybody, It's JB
and Sandy Show. It's ninety eight one Cavett your all
time country Favorites. Good morning, ninety eight One Cavet your
all time country Favorites with JB and Sandy. And we
got a d M from one of our listeners and
she says, Tricia, you are one hundred percent right, that
(13:38):
is the hottest man that's ever lived.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
That's a tough question to answer, and Tricia did it earlier.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Yeah, here it is. This is from Rapid Fire. Q
in A. Who is the sexiest man that's.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
Ever lived, that's ever lived.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Dead or alive? Who was the sexiest man.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
Ever back in the day, skinny good looking ten Elvis
Presley in particular, that one photo that you know I'm
talking about.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Do you have that show JB. Because I mean, even
guys feel funny when you see this picture of alphas.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
I mean this will make you go holy crap, like
I do. I have it right here.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
He's got this like suit on with no shirt underneath it,
and he's got this low slung belt like, but he's
doing something weird and sexy with his fingers.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
She posse with him.
Speaker 4 (14:31):
They all look like trolls.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Ninety eight one cave at your all time country favorite
stick around. Angie's in at ten o'clock and she's got
a thousand dollars to give away every hour. So be listening,
all right. I listen to Angie every single day. I
go home and I turn along my Sparks speaker and
Angie keeps me company.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
It's like voice, It's.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Like we're old friends. Yeah. Like I listen to Angie.
I'm like I can be friends with her.
Speaker 4 (14:53):
Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
I like her. Trisha, are you? Tricia, by the way,
is a big time wordle nerd.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
I mean I'm a wordler. Yeah, i'd call myself a
wordal nerd.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Have you heard about the new TV show with the
TV version of word with Jimmy Fallony just announced we've.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Been developing wordle as a game show for the past
two and a half years with the New York Times
and it's efficient.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
We are making wordle game show with our hosts. Savannah
gut Savannah got three is going to be the host
of the.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Word the Official word. Will fill me in because I
checked it out once when I first heard about it.
It's New York Times once a day.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Correct right, five letter word five guesses to get it okay,
And it's like they if you get a word right,
a letter right, it's a certain color and it's still
show green.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
If if you guess the right letter in the right space,
it's green, you guess another letter but it's yellow. That
means that's in the word, but you got to find
the right place to put it.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Yeah, I think I need to take up something like
that because they say it's good for the brain. Yeah,
as you get older, like to do. My wife loves
crossword puzzles. Oh my god, especially on an airplane for some.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Yeah, i'll tell you the Yeah, I'll tell you if
you do get into word, Jimmy I did. You got
to stay with it because you get it gets you
learn how to do it. Maybe there's a certain way
to do it. And the best starting word is it's.
Speaker 4 (16:16):
The word that I use every day. My first guess
I do a D, I E U.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Because you get all those vowels.
Speaker 4 (16:23):
Yeah, exactly, exactly.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Yeah, you know what Jimmy Fallon's world word is. Yeah.
I've been twitching it now every day just for fun.
But I used to do. I used to do ocean
all the time.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
Oh oh yeah, a lot of a lot of vowels.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
I do share share because.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
I think it has some common words and it's a
good mantra for life.
Speaker 4 (16:40):
Yes, I sometimes, yes, just a double meaning.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
I struggled early on because I kept using zebra.
Speaker 4 (16:48):
Not a lot of words.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Who was humming along? Right? There was that you, Tricia? No,
I thought I heard song going was humming. It's Jamie
and Sandy show. Time for us to make our way
out of here. Angie is in next other chance to
win one thousand dollars At ten o'clock and every single
hour listen, get the keyword, enter it into our website
and you can win one thousand dollars. We wrap it
(17:11):
up with some of the things we learned today. Trisha
keeps track, how do we do well?
Speaker 3 (17:14):
We learned that we got another entry into our long
running series of Babies Love Babies.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Love the Dave Matthews Band. Last night at the Moody Center.
One of our listeners snapped a photo, send it to
me and just said, babies love DMB. It's a long
running joke. Guys, keep them coming.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
If you're new to the show, one thank you for
tuning in. We really do appreciate it. But that's been
a long running gag with us. If you see babies
at places where they should not be, especially late at
night a concert. This has been going on for decades.
You guys, send us pictures and go babies love blank.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
I probably get two a month from listeners. People to
snapping pictures of babies at drag racing. I love drag racing.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
That baby last night had the big headphones on. It
just looked like she's just trying to fall asleep as
late or baby. Another thing we found out today is
that Sandy and JB asked me in Rapid Fire, Q
and A, who I thought was the sexiest man ever,
and I told him Elvis Presley back in the day
that one photo of him walking down the hall in
(18:20):
that suit. Oh my god, his face, his body, his hands,
even his fingers looked sexy for some reason.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
You should try that for Tricia. That this suit with
no shirt.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Oh, I don't do that.
Speaker 4 (18:32):
Don't do that.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Oh it looked like I was trying to hide a
raccoon in my shirt. Very hairy man.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
We're going to post that Elvis pick because I want
people to let me know if they think, if they
think they.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Think that could make him, they can make it come back.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
I think it could Harry chest just the suit, jacket,
no shirt. It came back. Elvis did it.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
It came back for Miami Vice in the eighties.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
They did it. Yeah, maybe no socks either, makes pizza. Yeah,
I can't do that.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
And finally, the last thing we learned today, Sandy's getting
ready to get back on his workout train. Oh yeah,
one obstacle not that he's waiting for his new running shoes.
Not that he's waiting for his new workout to gear
to come in. That's not what's holding him back.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
What's holding me back is the big pot of pasta
and spaghetti sauce that I made on Sunday and no
one else ate it. It's got shrimp in it. I
made it all with fresh tomatoes and the whole thing,
and no one will eat it. Soon as I finished that,
I'm back on the famous train.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Not home.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
I just how much.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Did you make?
Speaker 4 (19:33):
It was a lot for one person?
Speaker 1 (19:35):
It was, well, it was one.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
You can never get spaghetti right right, He always ended
up making more than.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Yeah, so I don't buy. I just throw the whole
bag of noodles in there and away I went. It
was two of those big tupperwars full leftover, two of them,
the big ones. Oh wow. So it's a lot of spaghetti.
But I'll finish it today and I'll get on the
fitness train tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
Carb up to work out tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Have a great day everyone. Angie is in next. Thanks
for hanging out with us. Check us out on Instagram.
Ah JB at JB Sandy A t X. Have a
great day. Bye. Bye,
There is one thing preventing me from getting back on
the fitness train, and I'll tell you what that is.
So let me get a quick, real backstory about a
year and a half. I got a year a half ago,
I got real serious about my my diet and my fitness,
and I dropped over thirty pounds. I was exercised.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Cut out the sweets, yeah, cut out all the junk.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
And I was exercising, lifting weights, walking, doing hot yoga,
all this stuff. And then I kind of like a
lot of plunging, oh cold plunging. Absolutely was dying for
my buddy to finally pull a trigger on a sauna
so I could mooch that off of him. He never did,
He hasn't pulled. I keep pressure. When's that said? So?
And then I got kind of I'm gonna blame starting
(00:38):
the new job here at Cavett a little bit getting situated.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
And the schedules changed, Yeah, routines changed. I got a
little off track.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Yeah, yeah, you're trying to get back on. But I'm
gonna tell you right now, there's one thing that's stopping
me from getting right back on that fitness train. You
even know what that thing is. JB. A. Big giant
bowl of spaghetti I made on Saturday that no one
else is eating in my house and I'm not going
to start my fitness till I eat it all. How
much did you make a vat?
Speaker 3 (01:06):
I mean, I thought we were all going to eat it,
and they needed something weird and put shrimps in it,
and we're all are out.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
So he's the only one. His giant shrimp postable.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Is pasta was shrimp weird?
Speaker 4 (01:16):
We just don't like it. We just didn't.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Pretty common at most of.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
The time, we ourselves did not like it.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
So as soon as I finished that pasta, I'm back
on the.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Train, baby, Okay, Tony Soprano.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Ninety eight one caveat forget about It ninety one cave
at your all time country favorites, make us number one
on the number one pre set on the iHeartRadio app,
and don't forget to stream the podcast version of the
show search JB and Sandy.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Now, this is going to be a little odd for
me to say it, because if, like Sandy, you've known
me a long time, and I'd say I have a
pretty warped sense of humor. Kind of absolutely, and it's
kind of it kind of edgy and sometimes inappropriate.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Kind of out of left field.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Yes, last night I started watching the I've watched the
first hour and a half of it. It's three hours
of the Kevin Hart Roast on Netflix.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
It was hosted by Shane Gillis and Chelsea Handler was
on the panel, Pete Davidson, Tony Hinchcliff who assume lives
in Austin now he's here a lot, Lizzo.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
The Rock was there, Kat.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Williams, Tom Brady anyhow, more and more and more names,
tons of names and tons of celebrities just in the audience, right,
But I just feel like it has gone too far.
It's almost like the comics are going, okay, we appearance
is fair game. And that's just I love it when
(02:42):
it's clever, right, it's just gotten. Mean, I know, I
sound like a like a prude and I'm.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
I will testify approved.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Probe and it's just gotten. It's you know, and I
love I'm a big Shane Gillis fan. But it's like
they're going, Okay, these are the jokes that are normally
canceled culture, but in a roast you can get away
with it.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
And the roasties Kevin Hart a lot of short.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Jokes almost where you're like, okay, really, you're a professional comic,
you can come up with something more clever than a
short man joke.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Right, because he is like five to one maybe last night, yeah,
little bitty guy. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
But I just like it was making me uncomfortable, like
for watching it.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Really, that says a lot. That says a lot if
it makes JB uncomfortable.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Right, Even one of the comics brought up I don't
know when he years ago cheated on his wife.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
I think Brady brought that up.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
And his wife is sitting in the audience and they
put the camera right on her and she's of course
having to laugh.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
But here's my take on that. My take on that
is that those people want the fame and notoriety so
much they're willing to put themselves in that chair knowing
that his infidelity is going to come up. That's how
badly they want it, which is disgusting if you ask me, right,
that's just ross.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
I feel like, even in a roast, I feel like
some things should be off limits. It was just uncomfortable,
is the main word that I can think of.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
So now you know, certain people become Roast regulars. Jeffrey Ross,
He's the king of them right now. Pete Davidson is
a regular on a Roast panel and his father is
The story is very well known that his father was
a fireman passed away on September eleventh in New York City.
(04:34):
The first time someone did a joke about his father,
it was so it was caught everyone off guard. It
was kind of that was years ago. Yeah, now everyone's
doing it right. When they get to Pete Davidson, they
make some joke about his September eleventh father, It's like funny, Yeah,
you can do better than that.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Maybe the Roast has just run its course. It went
away for it was real big in the fifties and sixties,
like rat package. Yeah, it came back. Maybe signed for
it to go away again. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Yeah, it just it did jump the shark a little bit.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
I agree with you. Ninety eight one Cavet your all
time country Favorites with JB and Sandy. My name Sandy.
This is JB.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Hey, good morning, Chris.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Is here too? Chance for you to win a thousand
dollars coming up at nine o'clock at the Cavet Cashcow
starts paying off at nine? Does it every hour right
up until five o'clock? So you said that Ken Paxson's
going to make a whole bunch of people mad? Or
what's he doing?
Speaker 3 (05:25):
He is mister Texa's attorney general. I think you've gone
too far with this one. He is suing Netflix for
being too addictive. He is saying that Netflix has designed
its streaming platform to be addictive, that the auto play
feature creates a continuous stream of content created in order
to keep children and people watching for extended period of time.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Last time I check your TV, auto plays whatever's next.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
When it's on, it's playing everything that comes next.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
And it's been that way since what nineteen fifty right?
Speaker 3 (05:58):
He also says it's buying on Texans, including children, and
collecting users data without their knowledge or content. Is is
there an online platform anywhere out there that's not collecting
users data.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
I'm just saying Netflix big part.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Of my life as a professional television watcher. I need
for mister Attorney Jenoda back off and just let Netflix
do its thing.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Do we go back to Blockbuster and get in our
car and drive down to the rent a movie?
Speaker 1 (06:28):
That this is interesting because I think this is all
kind of on the heels of that huge case that
was recently settled with Meta about that girl that.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Was It was a huge case, huge case about.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Privacy and basically getting people hooked on things Netflix. I
don't see it.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
I don't see it either.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
I mean it shows me it's pretty good at tell
me what they think I'll like.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Yeah, you know, it's just a convenience mechanism, right.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
I mean we've sold our privacy for our email logo. Right. Oh,
I don't know. It's an interesting take. So I mean our.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Names and numbers used to be in the phone.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Book, right, Yeah, ninety eight one cavet your all time
country favorites with JB and Sandy along with Tricia. Every
day at this time we do something we called the
ode where JB will throw out a suggestion and today's
comes from a listener, and then I will write an
ode during one song. But I got to have the
(07:26):
suggestion first.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
This has to be the most random, so this might
challenge you a bit. Sandy, but Tony wrote in send
a DM on Facebook that said, have Sandy please do
an ode to lemon heads the candy. Oh how random
is that?
Speaker 4 (07:44):
That is random?
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Very strange? Lemon Heads.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
I haven't thought about a lemon head in a minute.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
I haven't either, but I'll do my best to write
the ode to lemon Heads. You feeling it, I think,
so yeah. You gotta be careful when I rhyme with pucker,
do you know what I mean? Stay well as it's
coming up next at ninety eight one k vat. I
know it's amazing, but my ode to the lemon Head
(08:13):
Candy is done.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Suggested by and sent that in, But man, I was
impressed you didn't hesitate.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Now I got, I put my head down, I dipped
my my quill and my ink, and I went to
my parchment and I just started writing and writing and
I couldn't frantic frantic, But it's done, and now I
will perform for you. You're lucky enough to hear it.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Tri sak Sandy Ode to lemon Head Candy.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Bye, Sandy calcol Thank you, oh lemon head, you sour
little punk. One bite and my whole face starts to
scrunch up. That didn't rhyme.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
It was a stretch. I mean, you're just you can
make it up in the air, make it up in
the air.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
It's so good. I don't know what I was thinking.
We're a little behind, wrapped up bright and yellow, ready
to fight. My tongue on fire, eyes watering in the lights.
You're meaner than an X on a very bad day.
I swear I'm done. Then I grab another straight away.
(09:31):
Oh yeah, stop a tiny bomb of pure critic attack.
Addicted to the pain, I can't stop going back. I'm
addictus when I am a nap. You slap my big
finish by the way to a mediocre ode. But I'll
(09:54):
finish big finish. You slap my mouth awake with every chuu,
you tiny little tyrant. Nothing's tougher than you. I'm gonna
go ahead and get myself thumbs down. Good ninety eight
(10:16):
one cavet your all time country favorites make us the
number one preset on my Heart Radio app. And thanks
to all you guys listening on the app, you guys
that checked in with us on Facebook. I don't know why.
I'm surprised so many people are listening on the app,
but they are. And remember yesterday we were talking about
the the shortage or lack thereof, in lack of any
Fredericksburg peaches. Yeah, it's a big It was a big
(10:39):
buzz yesterday.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Yeah, it's a bad season and we're not gonna get
our usual batch of Fredericksburg peaches.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Yeah. A lot of people were commenting on that. We
got a message here from Joe and she says, if
you go to I don't know what this is, if
you go to bet Dolls east of Austin with the
giant squirrel es, anything about this.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
No, I don't know about a giant beaver, She said.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
You can find some Fredericksburg peaches. I hope they get
them this year. Doesn't look good Joe that they're going
to get him now. Another person sent a note that
says you were talking. You were talking about no more
Fredericksburg peaches this year, and how they should have a
sign a mile away give.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Us a warning like BUCkies does. Yes, sneak up on
you with the little pop up tent.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
And anybody from Spicewood, he says, is going to know
about this. But I'll tell you what he says. He said,
you also mentioned a listener from Spicewood in the segment
prior to that. I have something to tie those two
things together. In Spicewood, they have a place along the
road where the Fredericksburg Peaches guy would set up for
the day. We've all seen it, right, every time he's there.
(11:42):
I think he pays a local homeless guy named Nick
to walk a mile up the road to plan a
few signs along the way. He said, anyone near the
burden Alice River in Spicewood would know who Nick is.
This is Spicewood's Leslie. You know what I mean. That's
who Nick is. He's been here as long as I've
(12:04):
lived here, and he says, so there. The peaches guy
does put signs up ahead of time, but he won't
be this year.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Interesting. If I was going to be home with Spice,
would be a nice community to do it.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Yeah. If the Perdenel's had water in it all the time,
that'd be a great place. You know, get down here
and get clean. Wow, go fish. I don't think Nick's
listening to.
Speaker 4 (12:25):
Us this morning, but spice Wood, Nick's got a little
sign of hustle.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Yeah, spice Wood is not as far away as it
used to be.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Isn't that weird?
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:34):
I know I went to for Mother's Day. We went
into a brewery out of Fitzhugh and that flyover. Yeah,
ninety has changed. Going to West Austin a bit so easy.
West of Austin so much better, man.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
And I think there's some other ones in that area
that are the off and on ramps or flyovers are
opening up tomorrow. I'm not sure. I think it's too
ninety going that direction. Yeah, so that those are going
to be open up. I always joke too for people
in North Austin, Huddo's not as far as way as.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
It used to be either, right, getting closer.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Yeah, So thanks for filling us in on the Fredericksburg peaches.
Sorry there's there, just not going to be any this year.
But we sound like small town right.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
I'm real sad about the beaches there.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Everyone was talking about it yesterday. Yeah, everybody, It's JB
and Sandy Show. It's ninety eight one Cavett your all
time country Favorites. Good morning, ninety eight One Cavet your
all time country Favorites with JB and Sandy. And we
got a d M from one of our listeners and
she says, Tricia, you are one hundred percent right, that
(13:38):
is the hottest man that's ever lived.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
That's a tough question to answer, and Tricia did it earlier.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Yeah, here it is. This is from Rapid Fire. Q
in A. Who is the sexiest man that's.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
Ever lived, that's ever lived.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Dead or alive? Who was the sexiest man.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
Ever back in the day, skinny good looking ten Elvis
Presley in particular, that one photo that you know I'm
talking about.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Do you have that show JB. Because I mean, even
guys feel funny when you see this picture of alphas.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
I mean this will make you go holy crap, like
I do. I have it right here.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
He's got this like suit on with no shirt underneath it,
and he's got this low slung belt like, but he's
doing something weird and sexy with his fingers.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
She posse with him.
Speaker 4 (14:31):
They all look like trolls.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Ninety eight one cave at your all time country favorite
stick around. Angie's in at ten o'clock and she's got
a thousand dollars to give away every hour. So be listening,
all right. I listen to Angie every single day. I
go home and I turn along my Sparks speaker and
Angie keeps me company.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
It's like voice, It's.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Like we're old friends. Yeah. Like I listen to Angie.
I'm like I can be friends with her.
Speaker 4 (14:53):
Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
I like her. Trisha, are you? Tricia, by the way,
is a big time wordle nerd.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
I mean I'm a wordler. Yeah, i'd call myself a
wordal nerd.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Have you heard about the new TV show with the
TV version of word with Jimmy Fallony just announced we've.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Been developing wordle as a game show for the past
two and a half years with the New York Times
and it's efficient.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
We are making wordle game show with our hosts. Savannah
gut Savannah got three is going to be the host
of the.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Word the Official word. Will fill me in because I
checked it out once when I first heard about it.
It's New York Times once a day.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Correct right, five letter word five guesses to get it okay,
And it's like they if you get a word right,
a letter right, it's a certain color and it's still
show green.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
If if you guess the right letter in the right space,
it's green, you guess another letter but it's yellow. That
means that's in the word, but you got to find
the right place to put it.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Yeah, I think I need to take up something like
that because they say it's good for the brain. Yeah,
as you get older, like to do. My wife loves
crossword puzzles. Oh my god, especially on an airplane for some.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Yeah, i'll tell you the Yeah, I'll tell you if
you do get into word, Jimmy I did. You got
to stay with it because you get it gets you
learn how to do it. Maybe there's a certain way
to do it. And the best starting word is it's.
Speaker 4 (16:16):
The word that I use every day. My first guess
I do a D, I E U.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Because you get all those vowels.
Speaker 4 (16:23):
Yeah, exactly, exactly.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Yeah, you know what Jimmy Fallon's world word is. Yeah.
I've been twitching it now every day just for fun.
But I used to do. I used to do ocean
all the time.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
Oh oh yeah, a lot of a lot of vowels.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
I do share share because.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
I think it has some common words and it's a
good mantra for life.
Speaker 4 (16:40):
Yes, I sometimes, yes, just a double meaning.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
I struggled early on because I kept using zebra.
Speaker 4 (16:48):
Not a lot of words.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Who was humming along? Right? There was that you, Tricia? No,
I thought I heard song going was humming. It's Jamie
and Sandy show. Time for us to make our way
out of here. Angie is in next other chance to
win one thousand dollars At ten o'clock and every single
hour listen, get the keyword, enter it into our website
and you can win one thousand dollars. We wrap it
(17:11):
up with some of the things we learned today. Trisha
keeps track, how do we do well?
Speaker 3 (17:14):
We learned that we got another entry into our long
running series of Babies Love Babies.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Love the Dave Matthews Band. Last night at the Moody Center.
One of our listeners snapped a photo, send it to
me and just said, babies love DMB. It's a long
running joke. Guys, keep them coming.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
If you're new to the show, one thank you for
tuning in. We really do appreciate it. But that's been
a long running gag with us. If you see babies
at places where they should not be, especially late at
night a concert. This has been going on for decades.
You guys, send us pictures and go babies love blank.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
I probably get two a month from listeners. People to
snapping pictures of babies at drag racing. I love drag racing.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
That baby last night had the big headphones on. It
just looked like she's just trying to fall asleep as
late or baby. Another thing we found out today is
that Sandy and JB asked me in Rapid Fire, Q
and A, who I thought was the sexiest man ever,
and I told him Elvis Presley back in the day
that one photo of him walking down the hall in
(18:20):
that suit. Oh my god, his face, his body, his hands,
even his fingers looked sexy for some reason.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
You should try that for Tricia. That this suit with
no shirt.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Oh, I don't do that.
Speaker 4 (18:32):
Don't do that.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Oh it looked like I was trying to hide a
raccoon in my shirt. Very hairy man.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
We're going to post that Elvis pick because I want
people to let me know if they think, if they
think they.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Think that could make him, they can make it come back.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
I think it could Harry chest just the suit, jacket,
no shirt. It came back. Elvis did it.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
It came back for Miami Vice in the eighties.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
They did it. Yeah, maybe no socks either, makes pizza. Yeah,
I can't do that.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
And finally, the last thing we learned today, Sandy's getting
ready to get back on his workout train. Oh yeah,
one obstacle not that he's waiting for his new running shoes.
Not that he's waiting for his new workout to gear
to come in. That's not what's holding him back.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
What's holding me back is the big pot of pasta
and spaghetti sauce that I made on Sunday and no
one else ate it. It's got shrimp in it. I
made it all with fresh tomatoes and the whole thing,
and no one will eat it. Soon as I finished that,
I'm back on the famous train.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Not home.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
I just how much.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Did you make?
Speaker 4 (19:33):
It was a lot for one person?
Speaker 1 (19:35):
It was, well, it was one.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
You can never get spaghetti right right, He always ended
up making more than.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Yeah, so I don't buy. I just throw the whole
bag of noodles in there and away I went. It
was two of those big tupperwars full leftover, two of them,
the big ones. Oh wow. So it's a lot of spaghetti.
But I'll finish it today and I'll get on the
fitness train tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
Carb up to work out tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Have a great day everyone. Angie is in next. Thanks
for hanging out with us. Check us out on Instagram.
Ah JB at JB Sandy A t X. Have a
great day. Bye. Bye,
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