April 16, 2026 • 16 mins
Shark Triathalon and Octopus Revelations!
The show kicks off with playful debates about sharks, snakes, and surviving Texas wildlife—with one perfectly quotable gem: “In a triathlon, it would all come down to who’s the better cyclist.”
😴 The realest truth of the morning
Tricia drops a line that instantly resonates: “We know what we are… and we’re tired.” The conversation turns into a painfully accurate take on exhaustion, hunger, and why sleep and snacks might actually save lives. Yes—“dangerous without food” becomes the unofficial motto.
🐙 Can an octopus change your life?
An honest discussion turns delightfully strange when the crew dives into a movie about human‑animal connection—complete with the unforgettable moment: “The octopus helps solve a mystery.”
🛑 From jokes to jaw‑dropping bravery
The mood shifts as JB and Sandy spotlight a school principal whose split‑second courage likely saved lives.
🏈 Pressure vs. joy: a mindset shift
The crew reflects on how letting go and having fun changed everything for a rising football star.
🧔 The Mustache Hall of Fame (yes, it’s a thing)
Listeners jump in with passion and pride, nominating iconic mustaches and sparking one of the most playful debates of the morning.
The show kicks off with playful debates about sharks, snakes, and surviving Texas wildlife—with one perfectly quotable gem: “In a triathlon, it would all come down to who’s the better cyclist.”
😴 The realest truth of the morning
Tricia drops a line that instantly resonates: “We know what we are… and we’re tired.” The conversation turns into a painfully accurate take on exhaustion, hunger, and why sleep and snacks might actually save lives. Yes—“dangerous without food” becomes the unofficial motto.
🐙 Can an octopus change your life?
An honest discussion turns delightfully strange when the crew dives into a movie about human‑animal connection—complete with the unforgettable moment: “The octopus helps solve a mystery.”
🛑 From jokes to jaw‑dropping bravery
The mood shifts as JB and Sandy spotlight a school principal whose split‑second courage likely saved lives.
🏈 Pressure vs. joy: a mindset shift
The crew reflects on how letting go and having fun changed everything for a rising football star.
🧔 The Mustache Hall of Fame (yes, it’s a thing)
Listeners jump in with passion and pride, nominating iconic mustaches and sparking one of the most playful debates of the morning.
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Okay, hey everybody, welcome to the JB and Sandy Show.
Wherever you are, however you're listening, whether it's on a
smart speaker, on your phone, through the iHeartRadio app, or
there's the good old fashioned radio.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Thanks for being here. We appreciate it. My name is Sandy.
This is JB. Hey, good morning, trush us here, good morning.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
If you want to be a part of the show,
here's the number eight four four three nine zero KB
E T can also hit us up on the iHeartRadio app.
Just hit that little microphone the talk back feature. Send
us a message, tell us who your favorite is on
the show.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
It's always dangerous when you do that.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Yeah, it is always dangerous because someone's feelings could get hurt.
But I bet I pretty suhur it's me.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Always.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
And there's that big monthly cash bonus for the most votes.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
That's right, that's right.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
I did you know about the bonus?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Oh yeah, now you're motivated to be nice.
Speaker 5 (00:59):
I see, because I've won before in the past and
not gotten a bonus.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Trise, We've only been here two weeks. You have not
one in the past.
Speaker 5 (01:06):
Talking about in previous situations law firm.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Really no, we got you got caught in a lie.
So tell us who your favorite is on iHeartRadio app.
Tap the microphone and make it simple. All right, Trisha,
what's first thing made you laugh today?
Speaker 5 (01:23):
A shark could swim faster than me, but I could
probably run faster than a shark. So when a triathlon,
it would all come down to who's the better cyclist.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
My favorite line about sharks comes from my good friend
mor McDonough. He's always said, I'm not afraid of a shark.
You can get it on land. I will whip it.
But but he's one of those won't go in the
ocean guys.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Oh really.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Fisherman.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Yeah, He's like, I stay in the boat, go on it.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
I'm in it.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
Everything in the ocean wants to sting you or bite
you or eat you.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
The same way in Florida and Australia. Yeah, everything there
just wants to.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Even on land.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Yeah, Texas too. Yeah, really, we got a lot of
creatures out of bugs. Good reminder, it's that time of
the year. Old mister noles shoulders is out.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Watch out for him and your bluebonnet photos.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
You guys, snakes are out there. I always remember that
article I read in The Statesman when I first moved
here in nineteen ninety six, it was a whole article
about rattlesnakes, and my big takeaway from it is the
one thing you absolutely have to have if you were
to get bit by a rattlesnake is your car keys,
because you need to get to the doctor as fast.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
As nothing you can do in the field.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Basically, don't go first, right, yeah, don't they say, don't
try sucking the venom mouth.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
That's a that's a.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Big it's you know. I mean, I've been in Austin
since I was a kid, and even in like rural
parts of Georgetown as a kid running around, never seen
a rattlesnake in person.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Really never. Boy.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
I sat down at Austin Country Club once. Right by
that there's a pond and there's a bench there, and
they had some railroad ties that kind of hell the
pond in and I sat down.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
I looked down at the water and there he was.
I mean, he was right.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
There, all coiled up, and I was like, yeah, yeah,
like all right, time for me to just move along here.
Speaker 5 (03:11):
I've been fishing on ponds or tanks and water moccasins,
just swimming right straight at me. Happened twice. Just drop
my rod and ranig on the car. I mean, those
suckers are aggressive.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
They are very It's ninety eight one cavet The JB
and Sandy Morning Show with George Strait Tresia.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
I feel like you're doing everybody a favor of this morning.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
I mean, I'm trying to help everybody get their day
off to a good start.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Yeah, there's these you know, the fluffy worded meme that
needs to be fixed.
Speaker 5 (03:40):
Is is we know what we are but not what
we may be.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
I'm honestly sitting there. I'm not real smart, but I'm
sitting here thinking, going, what do I do with that?
I have no idea.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Give me something I can apply today.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
Right, something that people can actually relate to. I think
everybody can relate to this one. You ready, Yes, we
know what we are, and we're tired, and we may
be dangerous if we don't get some sleep.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
That's what we are and what we may be.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
And you can add too, especially with women, if we
don't get some food.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Some food, Oh important?
Speaker 1 (04:13):
She this one over here was just a bear the
other day the hungarys Yes, I had to actually go.
I think By the way, Trishian and I are married,
in case you're wondering what the heck is he talking about?
And I was like, did I do something to annoy you?
And She's like, no, I'm hungry.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
That's why you gotta do what I do and keep
a little fanny pack of treats. Like a dog. I
use a little clicker and everything.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Good girl, Good morning.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
It's Jamian Sandy ninety eight, one kvet all right. Gonna
give you an example of how Tricia will just She'll
watch anything that's on television, doesn't matter. She's got the
lowest standard when it comes to watching television.
Speaker 5 (04:52):
I find it very weird that the person who's never
watched Raiders of the Lost Dark or e t or
any of the classic shows thinks that he has better
taste in television than I.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
I was doing other stuff back when those movies were out.
I was outside. He was hustling. He was throwing dice.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
That's right. I'm on the corners in the crap game
and poker somewhere.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Should have been watching TV.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
It's Jamie and Sandy ninety eight. One cave bat Tricia.
There's a new movie about wait for it, an Octopus.
This on the heels of Tricia her obsession with the show.
The movie My Octopus Teacher.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Do you remember that once a documentary documentary? You saw it?
Speaker 4 (05:30):
I did, Yeah, I liked it.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
It's good.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
Really, it's pretty made. I don't think I've eaten octopus
since then.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
It makes you love an octopus and you believe it.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
You believe it's true.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
This whole thing with his relation to this movie is
about a guy's relationship with an octopus under the sea.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
It is true. It's a documentary. It's true.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
It's good editing. He didn't octopus, didn't know who he was.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
You haven't seen it, so you don't know.
Speaker 6 (05:55):
SpongeBob was friends with a starfish. It can happen, can
ippun jb. It's a cartoon.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
So My Octopus Teacher. I loved it. And then I
just recently found out that there's a new Octopus movie
coming out called Remarkably Bright Creatures, based on a book
that was a bestseller Sandy. So they're turning it into
a movie and the lead actress is Sally Field. This
is like a legit movie.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Sally Field makes it legit.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
Yes, she's an Oscar winner. She wouldn't just do some
random weird show.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Do you have a romantic relationship with an octopus?
Speaker 2 (06:27):
No?
Speaker 4 (06:28):
No, I would think chicks would like that.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Yeah, I know, I'm out on that a lot of buttons. No,
that is not what this is.
Speaker 5 (06:38):
Sallyfield is a widow who works in an aquarium and
she bonds with the animals that she's taking care of,
but also specifically with this octopus. Here's the part where
they might be adding to it a little bit. Another
guy comes in town to work with Sally Field and
they end up like the octopus helps them solve the mystery.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
I here, I understand. I hear how that sounds when
I say it.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Octopus helps solve a mystery. That's all I need to
know about you. That's all I need to.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Know about you. That's it. And I'm married to you.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
You even stop right there.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
Yeah, the life changing discovery that they make in the
movie is what the reviews say. And I'm for sure
gonna watch it simply because the octopus is in it.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Okay, So I got kind of sidetracked when you said
octopus solves a mystery.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
What's the name of this remarkably bright creatures? They're very
smart animals, Sandy.
Speaker 6 (07:30):
Okay, I know a bunch of states just in some
countries just recently banned like octopus farming because they're intelligent,
which is funny because you think it could be better
for you to eat smart animals dumb animals.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Coming up with and Sandy, I elite smart animals.
Speaker 7 (07:48):
Right.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Chance for you to win tickets to the iHeart Country Festival.
It's a ways away, not till nine o'clock this morning,
but we got three chances for you nine o'clock, one
o'clock and five ninety eight one kvet, Good morning. It's
the JB and Sandy Show. My name is Sandy, This
is JAB. Hello, Trisha's here too.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Quote.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
All of you new listeners are just finding us on
this radio station. We're glad that you guys are here.
You can always grab the podcast version of the show
to search JB and Sandy on iHeartRadio app. Kirk Moore
is a name. You're gonna hear a lot about it.
At least you should hear a lot about it. He
is a principal of a high school in Oklahoma who
(08:27):
he's a hero. He tackled this guy that came into
the school with a gun.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
I watched the video of it. Yes, he did not hesitate,
not a second.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
No, there was no question now and he got shot
himself in the leg. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
The guy, the kid, the twenty year old guy, his
name is Victor Hawkins, came in and actually pointed the
gun at two separate students and the gun jammed twice
both times. That's when the principal Kirk comes in, takes
the guy down just then hold him there. Guy drops
the weapon and then another guy comes out. It's unbelieve. Yeah,
(09:00):
here's someone one of the other administrators talking about their hero, principle.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
It doesn't surprise me the actions that he took, but
it is amazing at the actions that he took. There's
not a doubt in my mind that he saved kids
lives yesterday.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Do you ever wonder when I do the same thing
in the same situation.
Speaker 6 (09:18):
Right in your head, you would say yes, But if
you were actually there, you know, principal probably thinks about
this scenario. Yeah, if you're not running through a drill
in your head, you're gonna panic.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Right, But something instinct just took over for this guy.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
Maybe preparation.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Yeah, it's amazing coming up with JV and Sandy. Trisha
has got the story we Love coming up next. What
do you have?
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Let's talk about arch Manning.
Speaker 5 (09:42):
There are a lot of ways you could describe his
twenty twenty five year, his first year as football football quarterback,
and I don't think that the word fun was the
word that would be described. So he's talking about how
he's making his journey in football more fun.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
All right, stay with us story We Love coming up
next on ninety eight one KVAT ninety eight one KVAT.
It's the JB and Sandy Show. Our phone number if
you want to be a part of the show. We'd
love to hear from you. Eight four four three nine
zero k v E T And don't forget to get
your tickets to the iHeart Country Festival. It's coming up
May second, presented by Capital One. Get your tickets and
(10:19):
we will see you at the Moody Center. Christy, you
say arch man He wasn't having any fun.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
No, He said that the hype was just too much
for him.
Speaker 5 (10:26):
At the beginning of the season last year, he was
the favorite to win the Heisman Trophy, even though he'd
only played a few games the previous season, so he
goes out, He's doing the things he's supposed to do.
They lose their first two big games, and he's like,
I was mad and I wasn't having any fun. So
he said, I just decided to have fun. And once
I did that, he went out there and they started winning.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
Oh, because he it was like someone flipped a switch.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Yeah, it's like, hey, you know what, I don't give
a crap. I'm just gonna do me. I'm just gonna
have fun. That's huge.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
I wonder how much of that came from family influence.
It's like, dude, just have on. You're in college. Is
this the time of your life?
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:02):
He was like in remember in Top Gun he was
holding on too tight, not too tight, and so just
holding on too tight. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (11:09):
So whatever he did mentally it worked because man, he
looked better and better as the season progressed.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
It was like a completely different player.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Right, and we've got we've got arch Man. We like
I'm on the like I'm we're on the team. What
number am I? Forty four?
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Can I be number forty five?
Speaker 7 (11:25):
That?
Speaker 2 (11:26):
What number you want to be? Eighty two? Eighty two? Trich,
what number you want to be?
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Eleven?
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Eleven? Okay, So I'm forty four year eleven and you're
eighty two, eighty two, eighty eight.
Speaker 6 (11:35):
Why why Because that's I can picture my number, and
I played football like that as a freshman. I can
picture myself in the number eighty two.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Speaking of football, just real quick, the passing of John Fitzgerald,
Cowboy legend. I remember watching him. He was a center,
He was a great player for the Cowboys. He passed
away his u My.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
Brother in law is very tight childhood friends with his son.
They just call him fits.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
I remember me. I thought of him. Soon as I
saw the article, I thought.
Speaker 6 (12:05):
Of him, and yeah, yeah, I immediately my wife was like, oh,
it's dad dyed.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Yeah. So it's it's just wild.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
Like Carston grew up hanging out at that house.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
You know what's funny is like he played in the
seventies and he was a giant man.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
He was like two hundred and forty pounds. Nothing wasn't
that crazy, Tristan, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (12:23):
So I was just gonna remind everybody. We talked about
it last week. The Longhorns had their football fan Day
this Saturday the eighteen kar Texas Memorial Stadium, So they're
not going to be playing a game anytime soon, but
you probably will get a glimpse of art.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
She said. He's one hundred percent and ready to go good.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Get out there and enjoy it. This Saturday, coming up
with JV and Sandy.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Oh Man, you got to stick around because we got
a message on the talk back on the iHeartRadio app.
Guy throwing down his mustache flex. He's throwing out a
mustache challenge.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
You gotta hear it. Stay with us.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
It's coming up on ninety eight one kve atty eight
one k BAT. It's the JB and Sandy Show and
we love hearing from you guys through the iHeartRadio app
the talkback feature.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
We've got a pretty random message. Just just listen to this. Well.
Speaker 7 (13:10):
Hello, my name is Chris. I'm from Austin, Texas, and
I'll tell you what I think I could give mister
Riley Green a run for his money for best looking
man with a mustache.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
That is quite the claim.
Speaker 5 (13:22):
Yeah it is, because I'm looking at a picture Riley
Green that I just pulled up, and I am not mad.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
At that he can rock the mustache.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Yeah, he might be a mustache boo on my boot list.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
The mustache is definitely back with younger people.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, they've got to really up their game though,
if they would to be an old timer, like a
hall of famer, like a top of my like Einstein.
Speaker 5 (13:47):
Mustache, hall of Fame, strong mustache on Einstein, wrong mustache game.
Speaker 6 (13:51):
And Einstein was reincarnated as Sam Elliott, same mustache. I
swear it kind of is, of course, Freddie Mercury comes
to mind.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Oh, very distinct mustache.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
If you guys want to add somebody to the mustache
Hall of Fame, call us at eight four four three nine,
Oh Cavett. That's eight four four three nine, Oh Cavett.
And can I just throw this one in there, because
I don't feel like you can have a mustache conversation
without mentioning Tom Selleck.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Tom Selle or mister Steve Harvey.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Oh Steve, It's perfect, all right.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
I've got a good one, Ted Lasso.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Good modern mustache, right, eight four four three nine, Oh Cavett.
If you want to add someone to the mustache Hall
of Fame, we'd love to hear from you. We'll take
your calls coming up next. Good morning, It's ninety eight
one kvet ninety eight one Cavet. We got a really
random message on the talkback feature of the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
We've played it just a second ago, but just in
case you're just joining us, check this out.
Speaker 6 (14:53):
Well.
Speaker 7 (14:53):
Hello, my name is Chris. I'm from Austin, Texas, and
I'll tell you what I think. I could give Miss
Riley Green run for his money for best looking man
with a mustache.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
All right, so we asked you guys to call us
at eight four four three nine zero Cavett and tell
us who you think should be in the Mustache Hall
of Fame. Brandy's on the phone, Brandy, what do you think?
Speaker 2 (15:15):
I have two and they're kind of opposite. Into the spectrum.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
I've got Burt Reynolds for the iconic dash.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Yeah, and then you gotta go, you gotta go Hulk
Hogan for just the setting.
Speaker 7 (15:26):
Of the.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Hey, WrestleMania is this weekend, by the way, and there's
a new documentary of Hulk Hogan coming out.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
I can't wait. My life is set.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
You're so excited of.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
These, Brandy, that's a good one. Burt Reynolds a classic.
Thanks for the call. Have a great day.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Thanks, Brandy.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Lisa, who are you gonna put in the Mustache Hall
of Fame. I'm gonna go with Yosemite SAMs all right.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
I did not expect.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
I believe he was a Texan, right, I think he was.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
You're right?
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Yes? What was his line?
Speaker 3 (15:57):
We sounded like one to me.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
What was Yosemite Sam's line? Suffering? That was well, dark,
dute dark.
Speaker 4 (16:06):
That was the cat.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Oh that was the cat, Sylvester. That was he was suffering?
Secontash all right.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
So, nessa, thanks, you're close. It was something like that,
Thank you, Lisa, have a great day. Okay, you too,
Take care guys, bye, yes, bye.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
All right, So we got Burt Reynolds, Hulk Hogan, and
Yosemite Sam in the Mustache Hall of Fame.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Coming up with JB and Sandy.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
All right, a little bit later on one o'clock, your
next chance to win tickets to the iHeart Country Festival.
Angie's got them for you. Be listening at one o'clock
ninety eight one kvet
Okay, hey everybody, welcome to the JB and Sandy Show.
Wherever you are, however you're listening, whether it's on a
smart speaker, on your phone, through the iHeartRadio app, or
there's the good old fashioned radio.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Thanks for being here. We appreciate it. My name is Sandy.
This is JB. Hey, good morning, trush us here, good morning.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
If you want to be a part of the show,
here's the number eight four four three nine zero KB
E T can also hit us up on the iHeartRadio app.
Just hit that little microphone the talk back feature. Send
us a message, tell us who your favorite is on
the show.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
It's always dangerous when you do that.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Yeah, it is always dangerous because someone's feelings could get hurt.
But I bet I pretty suhur it's me.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Always.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
And there's that big monthly cash bonus for the most votes.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
That's right, that's right.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
I did you know about the bonus?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Oh yeah, now you're motivated to be nice.
Speaker 5 (00:59):
I see, because I've won before in the past and
not gotten a bonus.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Trise, We've only been here two weeks. You have not
one in the past.
Speaker 5 (01:06):
Talking about in previous situations law firm.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Really no, we got you got caught in a lie.
So tell us who your favorite is on iHeartRadio app.
Tap the microphone and make it simple. All right, Trisha,
what's first thing made you laugh today?
Speaker 5 (01:23):
A shark could swim faster than me, but I could
probably run faster than a shark. So when a triathlon,
it would all come down to who's the better cyclist.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
My favorite line about sharks comes from my good friend
mor McDonough. He's always said, I'm not afraid of a shark.
You can get it on land. I will whip it.
But but he's one of those won't go in the
ocean guys.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Oh really.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Fisherman.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Yeah, He's like, I stay in the boat, go on it.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
I'm in it.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
Everything in the ocean wants to sting you or bite
you or eat you.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
The same way in Florida and Australia. Yeah, everything there
just wants to.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Even on land.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Yeah, Texas too. Yeah, really, we got a lot of
creatures out of bugs. Good reminder, it's that time of
the year. Old mister noles shoulders is out.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Watch out for him and your bluebonnet photos.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
You guys, snakes are out there. I always remember that
article I read in The Statesman when I first moved
here in nineteen ninety six, it was a whole article
about rattlesnakes, and my big takeaway from it is the
one thing you absolutely have to have if you were
to get bit by a rattlesnake is your car keys,
because you need to get to the doctor as fast.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
As nothing you can do in the field.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Basically, don't go first, right, yeah, don't they say, don't
try sucking the venom mouth.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
That's a that's a.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Big it's you know. I mean, I've been in Austin
since I was a kid, and even in like rural
parts of Georgetown as a kid running around, never seen
a rattlesnake in person.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Really never. Boy.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
I sat down at Austin Country Club once. Right by
that there's a pond and there's a bench there, and
they had some railroad ties that kind of hell the
pond in and I sat down.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
I looked down at the water and there he was.
I mean, he was right.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
There, all coiled up, and I was like, yeah, yeah,
like all right, time for me to just move along here.
Speaker 5 (03:11):
I've been fishing on ponds or tanks and water moccasins,
just swimming right straight at me. Happened twice. Just drop
my rod and ranig on the car. I mean, those
suckers are aggressive.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
They are very It's ninety eight one cavet The JB
and Sandy Morning Show with George Strait Tresia.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
I feel like you're doing everybody a favor of this morning.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
I mean, I'm trying to help everybody get their day
off to a good start.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Yeah, there's these you know, the fluffy worded meme that
needs to be fixed.
Speaker 5 (03:40):
Is is we know what we are but not what
we may be.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
I'm honestly sitting there. I'm not real smart, but I'm
sitting here thinking, going, what do I do with that?
I have no idea.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Give me something I can apply today.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
Right, something that people can actually relate to. I think
everybody can relate to this one. You ready, Yes, we
know what we are, and we're tired, and we may
be dangerous if we don't get some sleep.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
That's what we are and what we may be.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
And you can add too, especially with women, if we
don't get some food.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Some food, Oh important?
Speaker 1 (04:13):
She this one over here was just a bear the
other day the hungarys Yes, I had to actually go.
I think By the way, Trishian and I are married,
in case you're wondering what the heck is he talking about?
And I was like, did I do something to annoy you?
And She's like, no, I'm hungry.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
That's why you gotta do what I do and keep
a little fanny pack of treats. Like a dog. I
use a little clicker and everything.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Good girl, Good morning.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
It's Jamian Sandy ninety eight, one kvet all right. Gonna
give you an example of how Tricia will just She'll
watch anything that's on television, doesn't matter. She's got the
lowest standard when it comes to watching television.
Speaker 5 (04:52):
I find it very weird that the person who's never
watched Raiders of the Lost Dark or e t or
any of the classic shows thinks that he has better
taste in television than I.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
I was doing other stuff back when those movies were out.
I was outside. He was hustling. He was throwing dice.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
That's right. I'm on the corners in the crap game
and poker somewhere.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Should have been watching TV.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
It's Jamie and Sandy ninety eight. One cave bat Tricia.
There's a new movie about wait for it, an Octopus.
This on the heels of Tricia her obsession with the show.
The movie My Octopus Teacher.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Do you remember that once a documentary documentary? You saw it?
Speaker 4 (05:30):
I did, Yeah, I liked it.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
It's good.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
Really, it's pretty made. I don't think I've eaten octopus
since then.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
It makes you love an octopus and you believe it.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
You believe it's true.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
This whole thing with his relation to this movie is
about a guy's relationship with an octopus under the sea.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
It is true. It's a documentary. It's true.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
It's good editing. He didn't octopus, didn't know who he was.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
You haven't seen it, so you don't know.
Speaker 6 (05:55):
SpongeBob was friends with a starfish. It can happen, can
ippun jb. It's a cartoon.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
So My Octopus Teacher. I loved it. And then I
just recently found out that there's a new Octopus movie
coming out called Remarkably Bright Creatures, based on a book
that was a bestseller Sandy. So they're turning it into
a movie and the lead actress is Sally Field. This
is like a legit movie.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Sally Field makes it legit.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
Yes, she's an Oscar winner. She wouldn't just do some
random weird show.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Do you have a romantic relationship with an octopus?
Speaker 2 (06:27):
No?
Speaker 4 (06:28):
No, I would think chicks would like that.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Yeah, I know, I'm out on that a lot of buttons. No,
that is not what this is.
Speaker 5 (06:38):
Sallyfield is a widow who works in an aquarium and
she bonds with the animals that she's taking care of,
but also specifically with this octopus. Here's the part where
they might be adding to it a little bit. Another
guy comes in town to work with Sally Field and
they end up like the octopus helps them solve the mystery.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
I here, I understand. I hear how that sounds when
I say it.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Octopus helps solve a mystery. That's all I need to
know about you. That's all I need to.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Know about you. That's it. And I'm married to you.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
You even stop right there.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
Yeah, the life changing discovery that they make in the
movie is what the reviews say. And I'm for sure
gonna watch it simply because the octopus is in it.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Okay, So I got kind of sidetracked when you said
octopus solves a mystery.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
What's the name of this remarkably bright creatures? They're very
smart animals, Sandy.
Speaker 6 (07:30):
Okay, I know a bunch of states just in some
countries just recently banned like octopus farming because they're intelligent,
which is funny because you think it could be better
for you to eat smart animals dumb animals.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Coming up with and Sandy, I elite smart animals.
Speaker 7 (07:48):
Right.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Chance for you to win tickets to the iHeart Country Festival.
It's a ways away, not till nine o'clock this morning,
but we got three chances for you nine o'clock, one
o'clock and five ninety eight one kvet, Good morning. It's
the JB and Sandy Show. My name is Sandy, This
is JAB. Hello, Trisha's here too.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Quote.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
All of you new listeners are just finding us on
this radio station. We're glad that you guys are here.
You can always grab the podcast version of the show
to search JB and Sandy on iHeartRadio app. Kirk Moore
is a name. You're gonna hear a lot about it.
At least you should hear a lot about it. He
is a principal of a high school in Oklahoma who
(08:27):
he's a hero. He tackled this guy that came into
the school with a gun.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
I watched the video of it. Yes, he did not hesitate,
not a second.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
No, there was no question now and he got shot
himself in the leg. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
The guy, the kid, the twenty year old guy, his
name is Victor Hawkins, came in and actually pointed the
gun at two separate students and the gun jammed twice
both times. That's when the principal Kirk comes in, takes
the guy down just then hold him there. Guy drops
the weapon and then another guy comes out. It's unbelieve. Yeah,
(09:00):
here's someone one of the other administrators talking about their hero, principle.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
It doesn't surprise me the actions that he took, but
it is amazing at the actions that he took. There's
not a doubt in my mind that he saved kids
lives yesterday.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Do you ever wonder when I do the same thing
in the same situation.
Speaker 6 (09:18):
Right in your head, you would say yes, But if
you were actually there, you know, principal probably thinks about
this scenario. Yeah, if you're not running through a drill
in your head, you're gonna panic.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Right, But something instinct just took over for this guy.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
Maybe preparation.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Yeah, it's amazing coming up with JV and Sandy. Trisha
has got the story we Love coming up next. What
do you have?
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Let's talk about arch Manning.
Speaker 5 (09:42):
There are a lot of ways you could describe his
twenty twenty five year, his first year as football football quarterback,
and I don't think that the word fun was the
word that would be described. So he's talking about how
he's making his journey in football more fun.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
All right, stay with us story We Love coming up
next on ninety eight one KVAT ninety eight one KVAT.
It's the JB and Sandy Show. Our phone number if
you want to be a part of the show. We'd
love to hear from you. Eight four four three nine
zero k v E T And don't forget to get
your tickets to the iHeart Country Festival. It's coming up
May second, presented by Capital One. Get your tickets and
(10:19):
we will see you at the Moody Center. Christy, you
say arch man He wasn't having any fun.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
No, He said that the hype was just too much
for him.
Speaker 5 (10:26):
At the beginning of the season last year, he was
the favorite to win the Heisman Trophy, even though he'd
only played a few games the previous season, so he
goes out, He's doing the things he's supposed to do.
They lose their first two big games, and he's like,
I was mad and I wasn't having any fun. So
he said, I just decided to have fun. And once
I did that, he went out there and they started winning.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
Oh, because he it was like someone flipped a switch.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Yeah, it's like, hey, you know what, I don't give
a crap. I'm just gonna do me. I'm just gonna
have fun. That's huge.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
I wonder how much of that came from family influence.
It's like, dude, just have on. You're in college. Is
this the time of your life?
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:02):
He was like in remember in Top Gun he was
holding on too tight, not too tight, and so just
holding on too tight. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (11:09):
So whatever he did mentally it worked because man, he
looked better and better as the season progressed.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
It was like a completely different player.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Right, and we've got we've got arch Man. We like
I'm on the like I'm we're on the team. What
number am I? Forty four?
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Can I be number forty five?
Speaker 7 (11:25):
That?
Speaker 2 (11:26):
What number you want to be? Eighty two? Eighty two? Trich,
what number you want to be?
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Eleven?
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Eleven? Okay, So I'm forty four year eleven and you're
eighty two, eighty two, eighty eight.
Speaker 6 (11:35):
Why why Because that's I can picture my number, and
I played football like that as a freshman. I can
picture myself in the number eighty two.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Speaking of football, just real quick, the passing of John Fitzgerald,
Cowboy legend. I remember watching him. He was a center,
He was a great player for the Cowboys. He passed
away his u My.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
Brother in law is very tight childhood friends with his son.
They just call him fits.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
I remember me. I thought of him. Soon as I
saw the article, I thought.
Speaker 6 (12:05):
Of him, and yeah, yeah, I immediately my wife was like, oh,
it's dad dyed.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Yeah. So it's it's just wild.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
Like Carston grew up hanging out at that house.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
You know what's funny is like he played in the
seventies and he was a giant man.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
He was like two hundred and forty pounds. Nothing wasn't
that crazy, Tristan, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (12:23):
So I was just gonna remind everybody. We talked about
it last week. The Longhorns had their football fan Day
this Saturday the eighteen kar Texas Memorial Stadium, So they're
not going to be playing a game anytime soon, but
you probably will get a glimpse of art.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
She said. He's one hundred percent and ready to go good.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Get out there and enjoy it. This Saturday, coming up
with JV and Sandy.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Oh Man, you got to stick around because we got
a message on the talk back on the iHeartRadio app.
Guy throwing down his mustache flex. He's throwing out a
mustache challenge.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
You gotta hear it. Stay with us.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
It's coming up on ninety eight one kve atty eight
one k BAT. It's the JB and Sandy Show and
we love hearing from you guys through the iHeartRadio app
the talkback feature.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
We've got a pretty random message. Just just listen to this. Well.
Speaker 7 (13:10):
Hello, my name is Chris. I'm from Austin, Texas, and
I'll tell you what I think I could give mister
Riley Green a run for his money for best looking
man with a mustache.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
That is quite the claim.
Speaker 5 (13:22):
Yeah it is, because I'm looking at a picture Riley
Green that I just pulled up, and I am not mad.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
At that he can rock the mustache.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Yeah, he might be a mustache boo on my boot list.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
The mustache is definitely back with younger people.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, they've got to really up their game though,
if they would to be an old timer, like a
hall of famer, like a top of my like Einstein.
Speaker 5 (13:47):
Mustache, hall of Fame, strong mustache on Einstein, wrong mustache game.
Speaker 6 (13:51):
And Einstein was reincarnated as Sam Elliott, same mustache. I
swear it kind of is, of course, Freddie Mercury comes
to mind.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Oh, very distinct mustache.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
If you guys want to add somebody to the mustache
Hall of Fame, call us at eight four four three nine,
Oh Cavett. That's eight four four three nine, Oh Cavett.
And can I just throw this one in there, because
I don't feel like you can have a mustache conversation
without mentioning Tom Selleck.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Tom Selle or mister Steve Harvey.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Oh Steve, It's perfect, all right.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
I've got a good one, Ted Lasso.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Good modern mustache, right, eight four four three nine, Oh Cavett.
If you want to add someone to the mustache Hall
of Fame, we'd love to hear from you. We'll take
your calls coming up next. Good morning, It's ninety eight
one kvet ninety eight one Cavet. We got a really
random message on the talkback feature of the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
We've played it just a second ago, but just in
case you're just joining us, check this out.
Speaker 6 (14:53):
Well.
Speaker 7 (14:53):
Hello, my name is Chris. I'm from Austin, Texas, and
I'll tell you what I think. I could give Miss
Riley Green run for his money for best looking man
with a mustache.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
All right, so we asked you guys to call us
at eight four four three nine zero Cavett and tell
us who you think should be in the Mustache Hall
of Fame. Brandy's on the phone, Brandy, what do you think?
Speaker 2 (15:15):
I have two and they're kind of opposite. Into the spectrum.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
I've got Burt Reynolds for the iconic dash.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Yeah, and then you gotta go, you gotta go Hulk
Hogan for just the setting.
Speaker 7 (15:26):
Of the.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Hey, WrestleMania is this weekend, by the way, and there's
a new documentary of Hulk Hogan coming out.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
I can't wait. My life is set.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
You're so excited of.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
These, Brandy, that's a good one. Burt Reynolds a classic.
Thanks for the call. Have a great day.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Thanks, Brandy.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Lisa, who are you gonna put in the Mustache Hall
of Fame. I'm gonna go with Yosemite SAMs all right.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
I did not expect.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
I believe he was a Texan, right, I think he was.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
You're right?
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Yes? What was his line?
Speaker 3 (15:57):
We sounded like one to me.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
What was Yosemite Sam's line? Suffering? That was well, dark,
dute dark.
Speaker 4 (16:06):
That was the cat.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Oh that was the cat, Sylvester. That was he was suffering?
Secontash all right.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
So, nessa, thanks, you're close. It was something like that,
Thank you, Lisa, have a great day. Okay, you too,
Take care guys, bye, yes, bye.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
All right, So we got Burt Reynolds, Hulk Hogan, and
Yosemite Sam in the Mustache Hall of Fame.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Coming up with JB and Sandy.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
All right, a little bit later on one o'clock, your
next chance to win tickets to the iHeart Country Festival.
Angie's got them for you. Be listening at one o'clock
ninety eight one kvet
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