April 7, 2026 • 16 mins
What Happens When Costco Trips, Cedar Fever Rants, and Childhood Toys Collide?
What do Texas football diehards, rogue childhood toys, and a poetry-reading meathead have in common? 🤔 This episode of The JB and Sandy Show goes gloriously off the rails—and listeners are loving every second.
The crew kicks things off with a lively breakdown of Texas Football Fan Day, with Tricia sharing what fans can expect when the Longhorns open practice to the public 🏈🔥. From trophy photo ops to Bevo sightings, it’s a must-hear for anyone counting down to football season.
Then, things take a sharp (and hilarious) turn as JB officially enters the “elite club” of Costco membership, sparking a rapid-fire round of wild Costco facts that will forever change how you shop 🛒🤯. “Costco makes approximately $8,500 per second globally”—a jaw-dropper moment that had everyone spiraling.
Just when you think it can’t get better, Sandy unleashes his latest poetic masterpiece, an Ode to Cedar Fever that somehow manages to be both painfully relatable and absurdly funny 🤧📜. Standout line? “You make me sound like a goose with a chainsaw in its face.” Instant classic.
The gang dives deep into dangerous and downright creepy toys from the ’70s, including the unforgettable clackers and the truly unsettling Milky the Marvelous Milking Cow 🐄😬.
The episode wraps with rapid-fire curiosities—from a duck incident involving an autonomous vehicle to a heartwarming spotlight on Luna the therapy dog, proving once again that this show can pivot from absurd to meaningful in seconds 💛🐾.
👉 Subscribe to The JB and Sandy Show, leave a ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ review, and share this episode with someone who survived questionable childhood toys—or just joined Costco. You’ll thank us later 😄🎧
What do Texas football diehards, rogue childhood toys, and a poetry-reading meathead have in common? 🤔 This episode of The JB and Sandy Show goes gloriously off the rails—and listeners are loving every second.
The crew kicks things off with a lively breakdown of Texas Football Fan Day, with Tricia sharing what fans can expect when the Longhorns open practice to the public 🏈🔥. From trophy photo ops to Bevo sightings, it’s a must-hear for anyone counting down to football season.
Then, things take a sharp (and hilarious) turn as JB officially enters the “elite club” of Costco membership, sparking a rapid-fire round of wild Costco facts that will forever change how you shop 🛒🤯. “Costco makes approximately $8,500 per second globally”—a jaw-dropper moment that had everyone spiraling.
Just when you think it can’t get better, Sandy unleashes his latest poetic masterpiece, an Ode to Cedar Fever that somehow manages to be both painfully relatable and absurdly funny 🤧📜. Standout line? “You make me sound like a goose with a chainsaw in its face.” Instant classic.
The gang dives deep into dangerous and downright creepy toys from the ’70s, including the unforgettable clackers and the truly unsettling Milky the Marvelous Milking Cow 🐄😬.
The episode wraps with rapid-fire curiosities—from a duck incident involving an autonomous vehicle to a heartwarming spotlight on Luna the therapy dog, proving once again that this show can pivot from absurd to meaningful in seconds 💛🐾.
👉 Subscribe to The JB and Sandy Show, leave a ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ review, and share this episode with someone who survived questionable childhood toys—or just joined Costco. You’ll thank us later 😄🎧
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
A lot of diehards of this date marked on their calendar.
Texas Football Fan Day. Trisia's got the details in just
a moment. Good morning, it's the JB and Sandy Show.
I'm Sandy. This is JB.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Hey, good morning.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Trisa's here too. Kay everybody, guys, every want to give
us a call. Our phone lines are open. You can
call us at eight four four three nine zero k
v E T. So this is kind of a dress
rehearsal for football season, right a little bit.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Yeah, but coach Sark he's been tinkering with how football
fand A goes over the last few years. Normally it's
a scrimmage game or an orange and white game.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Yeah, he ditched that he is not doing that.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
He is going to have what he's calling an open
practice this year. He's trying to showcase the team but
also keep him fresh for the football season. Didn't want
people to get unnecessarily hurt in a scrimmage game.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
For the public. But what you get to do?
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Still, it all starts at nine point thirty the Football
Fanday Street Fest kind of like a tailgate down at
Dkara Memorial Stadium with Smokey's midway and Beava Boulevard. You
can take photos with all of the trophies, the cheese
At Trophy, cheese A Bowl Trophy.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Dream a photo with the cheese At Trophy.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
The Lone Stars Showdown Trophy, and the Red River Rivalry
Golden Hat Trophy.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Yeah, yeah, that's pretty cool.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
That's when I put on right after they right after
the game, right after the game.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Yeah, Bibo and Smoky the Cannon are going to be
there and get your photo taken with them. I've heard
much about cheerleaders or palm, not really mentioning any cheerleaders specifically,
but I feel certain they'll be there. So the open
practice begins at eleven, and that's when you get to
see a little bit of what they get, what they
can do, lots of other stuff, food, drink, things like
that's diehard fans.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
I'm probably of the age now. I shouldn't make those
comments about cheerleaders and thoms.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Yeah, I think you're past.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
I'm sorry. I'm married and right here I can't hear you.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
It's really weird when you're like, my daughter's twenty four,
now your daughters sixteen. Yeah, I know it goes through
your head when you're like you're watching like cheerleader. Oh
you just want to look away now bad mode?
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Yeah exactly, Yeah, Saity hold on Texas Cheer Texas, Palm
and hook them will be available for photos.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
That's where Sandy will be all Bevo.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
If we losing out, Bevo and Smoky the Cannon they're
going to be there as well.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
But yeah, the girls will be there. I suggest you
stay away.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
I think that's probably a good idea. Have fun and enjoying.
It's ninety eight one kved good morning. I love that
song as much today as I did whenever it first
came out from the Nitty Gritty Dirt band Love Them
Fishing in the much A good song. It is a
great song. Hey, good morning. It's the JB and Sandy Show,
by the way, And my name is Sandy, and this
is JB. Hello, and Tricia's here too.
Speaker 6 (02:45):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
And you know, it's been ten eleven years since we
were on the radio every morning together and in that
time JB has made tremendous steps in his life. In
its most recent accomplishment, it sounds so sad. It's most
recent accomplishment is being accepted into a very elite club
and were congratulating Welcome, Welcome you. Not a Hall of
(03:06):
Famer like Bob Pickett, not like Bama Brown.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
But he's having in the right direction.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
No, not like Big Frank at night time. We're surrounded
by Hall of famers around here. JB is now a
member of Costco.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
I really had not been a member. This is my
first year. I don't think it's even been one year.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Welcome.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
I haven't been in a minute. It's a little overwhelming.
I have to be in the sedated. I think today
it's a lot. We've got just a park there.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Right yeah, Costco fun facts though, who doesn't love a Costco? Right?
Speaker 4 (03:37):
Costco is amazing, Jamie, go ahead and start with with
some facts now.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Yeah, we want to wait till tomorrow. Let's just do
it now.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Costco spends zero dollars on advertising, zero dollars, zero dollars.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Name is Tesla. They don't spend any money on advertising,
that's true. Never spent a dollar on advertising.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Wow, I didn't know.
Speaker 7 (03:55):
I know.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
It sucks. They should spend money right here with.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Right, Yeah, Costco makes approximately eighty five hundred dollars per
second globally, and I love this there. Lancaster, Pennsylvania store
has designated parking for horse and buggy.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
For the community.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
That's awesome, that's cool.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Here's the fact that people are gonna like a.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
Little ironic taking your horse and buggy to a Costco.
I mean, that's like it is kind of weird, past
meets the future.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Yea, the famous pie from American pie Costco pie.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Really?
Speaker 8 (04:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:28):
And I don't think we knew about Costco then it
had not made its way east.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Yeah with it.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Did you guys know Costco sells caskets?
Speaker 1 (04:36):
I did know that.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
I did know anything.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
They're the biggest seller of gold in America.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
They're also one of the biggest sellers of tweety paper,
over a billion rolls per year.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Is there anything more humiliating? Though?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
A giant, giant role.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Who is the comedian that did the thing about they're
checking out with all the toilet paper? Oh?
Speaker 5 (04:55):
That's that's my friend Pat Hazel. He lives on Ustenal.
He likes to He says, he likes to go through
the checkout counter and ask the clerk is this enough
toilet paper for this amount of food?
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Coming up?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Andy? All right, the ode of the day coming up
in just a little bit. If you've got to suggest
and let us know on Facebook of today's topic. I
do it every single day. If you've got one, hit
us up there, or if you're gonna give us called
eight four four three nine. Oh okay, vat you guys
know how some artists say that the song just fell
(05:31):
out of them and they wrote it in five minutes.
And that's the same feeling I just had while writing
this ode to cedar Field.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
Yeah, but with songwriters, it's lightning in a bottle. It
happens once or twice. You you do this every day. Yeah,
it's really a gift. It really really is a gift.
I'm just very just feeling it today.
Speaker 7 (05:51):
You know.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
Okay, for those of you who don't know Sandy normally,
he's just a big, lovable meathead, yeah, very much. But
when he goes into poet mode, oh yeah, he becomes
just the most pretentious, like like that guy in and uh,
the Harvard guy in Dead Dead Poets Not Dead Poets
(06:13):
Society Will.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
That's who he becomes, right, Yeah, everyone's the unwashed.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
To me, it's not an attractive side of you. I mean,
when I put this beret on, oh my gosh, it's
a new one too.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
It all has the tag on it.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Yes, tu, nothing but the best for me.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
I don't wash it. It won't last.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
And when I go to my briefcase and pull out
my quill, when I pull out my I never washed
my beret. What are you talking about?
Speaker 7 (06:41):
You?
Speaker 1 (06:41):
I putt my quill and I write my ode in
today's topic is an ode to cedar fever. You people
enjoy this talent all right? Told you how portentious olde
to cedar fever.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Bye, Sandy Mackery.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Cedar fever. You suck Your nasty yellow pollen is all
over my truck off. Your eyes become red like a
break light light, and your nose becomes a faucet like
overnight shrimp. You hijack hikes on the Green Belt Trail.
(07:32):
You make us Texans sniffle and wail.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
I'm sad.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
I sound like a goose with a chainsaw in its face.
That's why this weekend I'll run the Captain k and
finish last place. Good luck with that big finish hair gang, big, big, big,
big big. You give me mucus. You make me you
(08:01):
know what I bet this never happened to quarterback Drew Brees,
thank you.
Speaker 8 (08:12):
Much.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
It's ninety eight one kvet, good morning. I cannot believe
that earlier this morning we didn't bring up this one
particular toy from our childhood that could have killed us.
In fact, there may be people walking around today with
shrapnel in them from that. We'll share that. You'll know
exactly what it is when you hear the audio from it,
you will know. We'll get to that in just a second.
(08:33):
Coming up, a chance for you to win tickets to
the iHeart Country Festival. Get the keyword at nine o'clock
texted end at two hundred two hundred and you can
win and we'll see you at the Moody Center May second.
It's presented by Capital One. Everybody that spent any time
at all in the nineteen seventies as a child knows
what this sound is. Those are clackers, that's what we
(09:03):
called them.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
Anyway, just sounds painful.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Making That sound was followed by a whipping that.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
These were two marble balls, I don't know what they were,
and that they were attached to a string and you
had a little stick in between. You moved your hand
up and down and they smacked each other. Yeah, and
they would break and they would shatter, and they would
hit your face.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Just the annoying sound.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Yeah yeah, yeah, if you did that, your mom came
whipping h huh yeah to annoying. Go from dangerous to
just creepy. This next one is just weird. The name
of it Milky the Marvelous Milking Cow, Milky. Listen to this.
Speaker 7 (09:45):
Here's Milky, the Marvelous milk and cow. It gets done too, milk,
are gonna do it right now?
Speaker 8 (09:51):
Water when we pump her tail, she's her. It's milk
and thyme now her free ten milk is a feeling.
Speaker 7 (09:59):
The I guess the milk marles milk, Milky, the Marvelous
milk and cow with pretend milk coow.
Speaker 8 (10:10):
But she's new from Kenner.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
You put water in it, remember that one You put
water in a plastic cow. You push its tail down,
its head, drinks the water and then it goes through
its body, mixes with the pretend milk tablets, and then
you milk the cow with figures.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
And that's when you feel the pail.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Like you said, actually unbelieved.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
I remember this one, do you?
Speaker 1 (10:38):
I know I don't remember, but I'm sure there's someone
that had Milky the Marvelous Milking Cow. I don't want
to mess with that. So you know kids were drinking it. Yeah,
it's the Jamie and Sandy Show. It's ninety eight one KVAD.
Good morning. Texas Stars are home tonight at the Cedar
(11:00):
Park Center. If you want to get out and check
them out. It's a lot of fun. There's not a
bad seat at the AGV Center. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
You and I hit up a game last year and
that was a good time.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Yeah, it's fun to blast. I love hockey fan. I
love it's just a fun, rowdy group. Yeah, at a
hockey game. Did you guys hear about this baby that
was born at an Edmonton Euler's hockey game? Listen to
this breaking news.
Speaker 6 (11:24):
We have word that someone has gone into labor here tonight.
There's a baby being born on the seventh floor at
Rogers Place as we speak. So someone's going to have
a great story to tell. It would be nice to
have the mother join us on after hours to describe
what's happened, but that could be asking.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
A bit much.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Okay, So you need to know this. Tricia has a
weird thing about names, so I just got to know
the name of every animal that she meets. She has
to know name just loves names. So what do you
name the kid born? At a hockey man?
Speaker 3 (11:53):
I feel like, right there, right at the top of
my head is blade blade blade, like skating blades or
puck Puck.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
I would go right there with puck or goon a
great name. You know a hockey goon is is.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
It the one who protects the best player?
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Exact? Yeah? Right?
Speaker 7 (12:10):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Frost Frost is good. How about Zambonie? Name the kid
Stanley Zamboni.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
I think it's Stanley Stanley. Good name.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Zamboni would be a great name for that kid. Stick
now you don't even stick. That would be good.
Speaker 4 (12:29):
Hattie hat trick, hat trick.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
I like hattie, yeah, as well rink. What do they
call it? Oh hat trick? You just did that one
called him rink or ice? Just call them ice.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
All maverick style on top of style.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
I like that kid born. They never said if the
baby was born and they got him out of there, like,
what do you do? I don't know. In America, we
probably go to hospital.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
Canada, I mean it depends on how time to get
that moment to a hospital. Yeah, you could have been
born right there.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Free hockey games for life, you know, when kids are
born at like mcdonnald's free McDonald's for life.
Speaker 7 (13:02):
You know.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
The dead giveaway when you meet a Canadian is how
they say about Yeah. Of course they say Abby, Yeah,
thank you for being with us today. Angie Ward's getting
ready to take over. So stick around. Listen all day long.
It's the JB and Sandy's Show. And every day we
kind of like to just recap some of the things
that we learned. We didn't learn anything, We learned them
(13:24):
because we're smart and Tristan keeps track of them. What
do you have?
Speaker 3 (13:28):
We found out that UT's Fan Football Day is happening
on April eighteenth, all kinds of stuff to do. There
will not be a scrimmage game, but there will be
what the coach Sark is calling an open practice. It's
trying to save the team.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
Yeah a little bit. But you can get your picture taken.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
With the cheese at Bowl trophy because everyone wants that,
the golden hat, levoy, the cannon.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Do people tailgate for? This is like a reason to
get your tailgate crew together.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
They're saying that the beginning of it out on the
streets around DKR is kind of like resembles a tailgate day.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Oh that's fine.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Yeah, and then you go inside just for you, Sandy
fat out. You can't get your photos taken with pomp
Palm and the girls and cheerleaders.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
I must stay away too. I would look like a creep.
I think you I am a creep. But yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Another thing we talked about today was one of the
autonomous vehicles killed a duck over in the Miller neighborhood,
ran straight over it. The witness said the duck was
in the street. The car approached, never hit the brakes,
if anything, I would bet probably accelerated over the duck
and killed it. People say that's the straw, that's the
line in the.
Speaker 4 (14:35):
Sand for there.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
There's little kids everywhere in that neighborhood.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
Right, just kept going, didn't even stop to check and
see if the duck was okay.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
And by the way, you can that is the correct
pronunciation of that neighborhood. It's often pronounced Mueller, but it
is Miller old last.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Night, say Miller right, Miller Yep. We learned about over
in Georgetown, Luna the therapy dog.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
She works.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
She works with the Georgetown ID and with the juvenile
detentions and she is up for a nationally recognized award
as one of the pet heroes in the country.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
Go Luna, come on, Luna going retriever, how to vote
for her?
Speaker 3 (15:10):
And finally, Sandy, please for the people replay the Milky
the Magnificent Milking Cow audio.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
So earlier on the show, we were talking about toys
from when we were kids that could have killed us,
and then it kind of led into really creepy toys.
Listen to this commercial from the nineteen seventies about Milky
the Marvelous Milking Cow.
Speaker 7 (15:28):
Here's Milky the Marvelous Milking Cow. It gets done too, Milk,
are gonna do it right? Now?
Speaker 8 (15:34):
Water when me pump her tale, she's raising her head.
It's milking thyme now her free ten milk is a feeling.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Love pail.
Speaker 7 (15:45):
Knap Milky Milk, Milky the Marvelous Milking Cow with preten
milk cow.
Speaker 8 (15:53):
But she's new from Kenner.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
New from Kenner. Oh, I think that's what put Kenner
out of business. I'm not sure. Have a great day.
Everyone be with a skin tomorrow morning from six until
ten until then. Grab the podcast version of the show.
Search JB and Sandy on the iHeartRadio app.
A lot of diehards of this date marked on their calendar.
Texas Football Fan Day. Trisia's got the details in just
a moment. Good morning, it's the JB and Sandy Show.
I'm Sandy. This is JB.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Hey, good morning.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Trisa's here too. Kay everybody, guys, every want to give
us a call. Our phone lines are open. You can
call us at eight four four three nine zero k
v E T. So this is kind of a dress
rehearsal for football season, right a little bit.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Yeah, but coach Sark he's been tinkering with how football
fand A goes over the last few years. Normally it's
a scrimmage game or an orange and white game.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Yeah, he ditched that he is not doing that.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
He is going to have what he's calling an open
practice this year. He's trying to showcase the team but
also keep him fresh for the football season. Didn't want
people to get unnecessarily hurt in a scrimmage game.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
For the public. But what you get to do?
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Still, it all starts at nine point thirty the Football
Fanday Street Fest kind of like a tailgate down at
Dkara Memorial Stadium with Smokey's midway and Beava Boulevard. You
can take photos with all of the trophies, the cheese
At Trophy, cheese A Bowl Trophy.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Dream a photo with the cheese At Trophy.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
The Lone Stars Showdown Trophy, and the Red River Rivalry
Golden Hat Trophy.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Yeah, yeah, that's pretty cool.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
That's when I put on right after they right after
the game, right after the game.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Yeah, Bibo and Smoky the Cannon are going to be
there and get your photo taken with them. I've heard
much about cheerleaders or palm, not really mentioning any cheerleaders specifically,
but I feel certain they'll be there. So the open
practice begins at eleven, and that's when you get to
see a little bit of what they get, what they
can do, lots of other stuff, food, drink, things like
that's diehard fans.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
I'm probably of the age now. I shouldn't make those
comments about cheerleaders and thoms.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Yeah, I think you're past.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
I'm sorry. I'm married and right here I can't hear you.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
It's really weird when you're like, my daughter's twenty four,
now your daughters sixteen. Yeah, I know it goes through
your head when you're like you're watching like cheerleader. Oh
you just want to look away now bad mode?
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Yeah exactly, Yeah, Saity hold on Texas Cheer Texas, Palm
and hook them will be available for photos.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
That's where Sandy will be all Bevo.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
If we losing out, Bevo and Smoky the Cannon they're
going to be there as well.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
But yeah, the girls will be there. I suggest you
stay away.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
I think that's probably a good idea. Have fun and enjoying.
It's ninety eight one kved good morning. I love that
song as much today as I did whenever it first
came out from the Nitty Gritty Dirt band Love Them
Fishing in the much A good song. It is a
great song. Hey, good morning. It's the JB and Sandy Show,
by the way, And my name is Sandy, and this
is JB. Hello, and Tricia's here too.
Speaker 6 (02:45):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
And you know, it's been ten eleven years since we
were on the radio every morning together and in that
time JB has made tremendous steps in his life. In
its most recent accomplishment, it sounds so sad. It's most
recent accomplishment is being accepted into a very elite club
and were congratulating Welcome, Welcome you. Not a Hall of
(03:06):
Famer like Bob Pickett, not like Bama Brown.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
But he's having in the right direction.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
No, not like Big Frank at night time. We're surrounded
by Hall of famers around here. JB is now a
member of Costco.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
I really had not been a member. This is my
first year. I don't think it's even been one year.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Welcome.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
I haven't been in a minute. It's a little overwhelming.
I have to be in the sedated. I think today
it's a lot. We've got just a park there.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Right yeah, Costco fun facts though, who doesn't love a Costco? Right?
Speaker 4 (03:37):
Costco is amazing, Jamie, go ahead and start with with
some facts now.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Yeah, we want to wait till tomorrow. Let's just do
it now.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Costco spends zero dollars on advertising, zero dollars, zero dollars.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Name is Tesla. They don't spend any money on advertising,
that's true. Never spent a dollar on advertising.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Wow, I didn't know.
Speaker 7 (03:55):
I know.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
It sucks. They should spend money right here with.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Right, Yeah, Costco makes approximately eighty five hundred dollars per
second globally, and I love this there. Lancaster, Pennsylvania store
has designated parking for horse and buggy.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
For the community.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
That's awesome, that's cool.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Here's the fact that people are gonna like a.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
Little ironic taking your horse and buggy to a Costco.
I mean, that's like it is kind of weird, past
meets the future.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Yea, the famous pie from American pie Costco pie.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Really?
Speaker 8 (04:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:28):
And I don't think we knew about Costco then it
had not made its way east.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Yeah with it.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Did you guys know Costco sells caskets?
Speaker 1 (04:36):
I did know that.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
I did know anything.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
They're the biggest seller of gold in America.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
They're also one of the biggest sellers of tweety paper,
over a billion rolls per year.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Is there anything more humiliating? Though?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
A giant, giant role.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Who is the comedian that did the thing about they're
checking out with all the toilet paper? Oh?
Speaker 5 (04:55):
That's that's my friend Pat Hazel. He lives on Ustenal.
He likes to He says, he likes to go through
the checkout counter and ask the clerk is this enough
toilet paper for this amount of food?
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Coming up?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Andy? All right, the ode of the day coming up
in just a little bit. If you've got to suggest
and let us know on Facebook of today's topic. I
do it every single day. If you've got one, hit
us up there, or if you're gonna give us called
eight four four three nine. Oh okay, vat you guys
know how some artists say that the song just fell
(05:31):
out of them and they wrote it in five minutes.
And that's the same feeling I just had while writing
this ode to cedar Field.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
Yeah, but with songwriters, it's lightning in a bottle. It
happens once or twice. You you do this every day. Yeah,
it's really a gift. It really really is a gift.
I'm just very just feeling it today.
Speaker 7 (05:51):
You know.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
Okay, for those of you who don't know Sandy normally,
he's just a big, lovable meathead, yeah, very much. But
when he goes into poet mode, oh yeah, he becomes
just the most pretentious, like like that guy in and uh,
the Harvard guy in Dead Dead Poets Not Dead Poets
(06:13):
Society Will.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
That's who he becomes, right, Yeah, everyone's the unwashed.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
To me, it's not an attractive side of you. I mean,
when I put this beret on, oh my gosh, it's
a new one too.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
It all has the tag on it.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Yes, tu, nothing but the best for me.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
I don't wash it. It won't last.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
And when I go to my briefcase and pull out
my quill, when I pull out my I never washed
my beret. What are you talking about?
Speaker 7 (06:41):
You?
Speaker 1 (06:41):
I putt my quill and I write my ode in
today's topic is an ode to cedar fever. You people
enjoy this talent all right? Told you how portentious olde
to cedar fever.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Bye, Sandy Mackery.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Cedar fever. You suck Your nasty yellow pollen is all
over my truck off. Your eyes become red like a
break light light, and your nose becomes a faucet like
overnight shrimp. You hijack hikes on the Green Belt Trail.
(07:32):
You make us Texans sniffle and wail.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
I'm sad.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
I sound like a goose with a chainsaw in its face.
That's why this weekend I'll run the Captain k and
finish last place. Good luck with that big finish hair gang, big, big, big,
big big. You give me mucus. You make me you
(08:01):
know what I bet this never happened to quarterback Drew Brees,
thank you.
Speaker 8 (08:12):
Much.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
It's ninety eight one kvet, good morning. I cannot believe
that earlier this morning we didn't bring up this one
particular toy from our childhood that could have killed us.
In fact, there may be people walking around today with
shrapnel in them from that. We'll share that. You'll know
exactly what it is when you hear the audio from it,
you will know. We'll get to that in just a second.
(08:33):
Coming up, a chance for you to win tickets to
the iHeart Country Festival. Get the keyword at nine o'clock
texted end at two hundred two hundred and you can
win and we'll see you at the Moody Center May second.
It's presented by Capital One. Everybody that spent any time
at all in the nineteen seventies as a child knows
what this sound is. Those are clackers, that's what we
(09:03):
called them.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
Anyway, just sounds painful.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Making That sound was followed by a whipping that.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
These were two marble balls, I don't know what they were,
and that they were attached to a string and you
had a little stick in between. You moved your hand
up and down and they smacked each other. Yeah, and
they would break and they would shatter, and they would
hit your face.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Just the annoying sound.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Yeah yeah, yeah, if you did that, your mom came
whipping h huh yeah to annoying. Go from dangerous to
just creepy. This next one is just weird. The name
of it Milky the Marvelous Milking Cow, Milky. Listen to this.
Speaker 7 (09:45):
Here's Milky, the Marvelous milk and cow. It gets done too, milk,
are gonna do it right now?
Speaker 8 (09:51):
Water when we pump her tail, she's her. It's milk
and thyme now her free ten milk is a feeling.
Speaker 7 (09:59):
The I guess the milk marles milk, Milky, the Marvelous
milk and cow with pretend milk coow.
Speaker 8 (10:10):
But she's new from Kenner.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
You put water in it, remember that one You put
water in a plastic cow. You push its tail down,
its head, drinks the water and then it goes through
its body, mixes with the pretend milk tablets, and then
you milk the cow with figures.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
And that's when you feel the pail.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Like you said, actually unbelieved.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
I remember this one, do you?
Speaker 1 (10:38):
I know I don't remember, but I'm sure there's someone
that had Milky the Marvelous Milking Cow. I don't want
to mess with that. So you know kids were drinking it. Yeah,
it's the Jamie and Sandy Show. It's ninety eight one KVAD.
Good morning. Texas Stars are home tonight at the Cedar
(11:00):
Park Center. If you want to get out and check
them out. It's a lot of fun. There's not a
bad seat at the AGV Center. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
You and I hit up a game last year and
that was a good time.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Yeah, it's fun to blast. I love hockey fan. I
love it's just a fun, rowdy group. Yeah, at a
hockey game. Did you guys hear about this baby that
was born at an Edmonton Euler's hockey game? Listen to
this breaking news.
Speaker 6 (11:24):
We have word that someone has gone into labor here tonight.
There's a baby being born on the seventh floor at
Rogers Place as we speak. So someone's going to have
a great story to tell. It would be nice to
have the mother join us on after hours to describe
what's happened, but that could be asking.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
A bit much.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Okay, So you need to know this. Tricia has a
weird thing about names, so I just got to know
the name of every animal that she meets. She has
to know name just loves names. So what do you
name the kid born? At a hockey man?
Speaker 3 (11:53):
I feel like, right there, right at the top of
my head is blade blade blade, like skating blades or
puck Puck.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
I would go right there with puck or goon a
great name. You know a hockey goon is is.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
It the one who protects the best player?
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Exact? Yeah? Right?
Speaker 7 (12:10):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Frost Frost is good. How about Zambonie? Name the kid
Stanley Zamboni.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
I think it's Stanley Stanley. Good name.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Zamboni would be a great name for that kid. Stick
now you don't even stick. That would be good.
Speaker 4 (12:29):
Hattie hat trick, hat trick.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
I like hattie, yeah, as well rink. What do they
call it? Oh hat trick? You just did that one
called him rink or ice? Just call them ice.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
All maverick style on top of style.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
I like that kid born. They never said if the
baby was born and they got him out of there, like,
what do you do? I don't know. In America, we
probably go to hospital.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
Canada, I mean it depends on how time to get
that moment to a hospital. Yeah, you could have been
born right there.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Free hockey games for life, you know, when kids are
born at like mcdonnald's free McDonald's for life.
Speaker 7 (13:02):
You know.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
The dead giveaway when you meet a Canadian is how
they say about Yeah. Of course they say Abby, Yeah,
thank you for being with us today. Angie Ward's getting
ready to take over. So stick around. Listen all day long.
It's the JB and Sandy's Show. And every day we
kind of like to just recap some of the things
that we learned. We didn't learn anything, We learned them
(13:24):
because we're smart and Tristan keeps track of them. What
do you have?
Speaker 3 (13:28):
We found out that UT's Fan Football Day is happening
on April eighteenth, all kinds of stuff to do. There
will not be a scrimmage game, but there will be
what the coach Sark is calling an open practice. It's
trying to save the team.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
Yeah a little bit. But you can get your picture taken.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
With the cheese at Bowl trophy because everyone wants that,
the golden hat, levoy, the cannon.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Do people tailgate for? This is like a reason to
get your tailgate crew together.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
They're saying that the beginning of it out on the
streets around DKR is kind of like resembles a tailgate day.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Oh that's fine.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Yeah, and then you go inside just for you, Sandy
fat out. You can't get your photos taken with pomp
Palm and the girls and cheerleaders.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
I must stay away too. I would look like a creep.
I think you I am a creep. But yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Another thing we talked about today was one of the
autonomous vehicles killed a duck over in the Miller neighborhood,
ran straight over it. The witness said the duck was
in the street. The car approached, never hit the brakes,
if anything, I would bet probably accelerated over the duck
and killed it. People say that's the straw, that's the
line in the.
Speaker 4 (14:35):
Sand for there.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
There's little kids everywhere in that neighborhood.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
Right, just kept going, didn't even stop to check and
see if the duck was okay.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
And by the way, you can that is the correct
pronunciation of that neighborhood. It's often pronounced Mueller, but it
is Miller old last.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Night, say Miller right, Miller Yep. We learned about over
in Georgetown, Luna the therapy dog.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
She works.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
She works with the Georgetown ID and with the juvenile
detentions and she is up for a nationally recognized award
as one of the pet heroes in the country.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
Go Luna, come on, Luna going retriever, how to vote
for her?
Speaker 3 (15:10):
And finally, Sandy, please for the people replay the Milky
the Magnificent Milking Cow audio.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
So earlier on the show, we were talking about toys
from when we were kids that could have killed us,
and then it kind of led into really creepy toys.
Listen to this commercial from the nineteen seventies about Milky
the Marvelous Milking Cow.
Speaker 7 (15:28):
Here's Milky the Marvelous Milking Cow. It gets done too, Milk,
are gonna do it right? Now?
Speaker 8 (15:34):
Water when me pump her tale, she's raising her head.
It's milking thyme now her free ten milk is a feeling.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Love pail.
Speaker 7 (15:45):
Knap Milky Milk, Milky the Marvelous Milking Cow with preten
milk cow.
Speaker 8 (15:53):
But she's new from Kenner.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
New from Kenner. Oh, I think that's what put Kenner
out of business. I'm not sure. Have a great day.
Everyone be with a skin tomorrow morning from six until
ten until then. Grab the podcast version of the show.
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