April 5, 2026 • 19 mins
That “mystery question” kicks off a hilarious, surprisingly eye-opening ride as JB, Sandy McIlree, and Tricia tackle the kind of everyday habit most people don’t think twice about—until now. Before the rule reveal, the crew launches into peak best-friends energy: Sandy McIlree calls it like it is—“JB, you got scammed, man.” 😆—as JB admits he’ll buy just about anything the algorithm drops in front of him (including “energy and focus” candy that… does absolutely nothing). The roasting is relentless, and the relatability is painfully real. 😂🍬
Then Tricia comes in with the straight facts on the red-light phone debate, explaining why being stopped doesn’t necessarily mean you’re “off the hook.” It’s the kind of info that instantly makes you look around at the next intersection like… 👀 “Uh oh.” And just when you think it can’t get more chaotic-good, the show swerves into delightfully weird territory: competitive “speed puzzling” 🧩⚡, a laugh-out-loud nostalgia moment featuring homemade Easter baskets crafted from a cut-up cleaning bottle (decorated like a goose!) 🪿🎨, and the crown jewel—Sandy McIlree’s rapid-fire “Ode to the Easter Bunny.”
🐰✍️ Highlights include the unforgettable line: “You think you could whip Santa in a bare-knuckle fist fight?” and the very serious consumer demand: “Only if my chocolate bunny is solid and not hollow.” Warm, funny, and full of memorable one-liners, this episode also carries a feel-good undercurrent: the trio’s gratitude and excitement about being back together on the air—and inviting everyone to come along for the ride. ❤️📻 ✅ Call to action: If this one made you laugh, think, or side-eye your phone at the next stoplight—subscribe, leave a review, and share this episode with a friend who’s always “just checking one thing real quick” at red lights. 🚦😉📲
Then Tricia comes in with the straight facts on the red-light phone debate, explaining why being stopped doesn’t necessarily mean you’re “off the hook.” It’s the kind of info that instantly makes you look around at the next intersection like… 👀 “Uh oh.” And just when you think it can’t get more chaotic-good, the show swerves into delightfully weird territory: competitive “speed puzzling” 🧩⚡, a laugh-out-loud nostalgia moment featuring homemade Easter baskets crafted from a cut-up cleaning bottle (decorated like a goose!) 🪿🎨, and the crown jewel—Sandy McIlree’s rapid-fire “Ode to the Easter Bunny.”
🐰✍️ Highlights include the unforgettable line: “You think you could whip Santa in a bare-knuckle fist fight?” and the very serious consumer demand: “Only if my chocolate bunny is solid and not hollow.” Warm, funny, and full of memorable one-liners, this episode also carries a feel-good undercurrent: the trio’s gratitude and excitement about being back together on the air—and inviting everyone to come along for the ride. ❤️📻 ✅ Call to action: If this one made you laugh, think, or side-eye your phone at the next stoplight—subscribe, leave a review, and share this episode with a friend who’s always “just checking one thing real quick” at red lights. 🚦😉📲
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
JB. You got scammed, man, you got scammed. We'll tell
you JB and his Instagram and all that purchases. But
first that was George straight. He's coming to town. He's going
to be here April ninth and April eleventh at the
Moody Center. Speaking of the Moody Center, get your tickets
to the iHeart Country Festival, which is gonna be a
great show. By the way, and we keep adding to it.
(00:23):
We added an Austinite to it. Guy that grew up
here and grew up listening to Kyvett. His name is
George Birds. He did a song with Luke Brian. Here's
what it sounds like.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
When the Clods rolling into on the sundback and you
fan the watching me is Bob Watso stand down the store.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
I wonder if there's gotta be someone listening right now
that went to high school with George or nos George.
If you do, call us eight four four three nine
zero KB E T eight four four three nine zero
Kpat All right, So JB. I think he got scammed.
Jb'll buy anything on Instagram.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
And thanks for the support.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
I disagree. I'm with you, JB.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
People always things called Molly pops. They're supposed to give
you energy and focus.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
Not to be confused with ollipop, which is my wife's
favorite healthy soda.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
H I don't know if you've had that. That's like
the trend now. I assume everywhere healthy soda.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Yeah, but these molly pops are supposed to give you
energy and focus and all that stuff. We had one
out of forty minutes ago. Push off nothing.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
You know what, you're big beefy dude. Maybe need two.
Speaker 6 (02:00):
Maybe you need to to get those peptides in that
el fiamine to penetrate. Are you feel I felt the
peptides pop off about fifteen minutes after.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
I ate that sucker, I am, I am a sucker.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
See what she is there, JB.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
But I just I'm just.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
Amazed by the algorithm of Instagram. I will buy anything
they put in front of me.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
I mean you really will. They're like send it.
Speaker 6 (02:23):
If they have like a lot of something in stock,
They're all send it to JB's algorithm.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
He'll buy it.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
You're exactly right, and Sandy, all right, Tricia's got the
story we love coming up in just a little bit.
What do you have?
Speaker 6 (02:36):
We have to talk about the mystery question, is it
illegal or is it not illegal to be on your
phone in Texas while you're sitting at a red light?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Oh? Do you know the answer?
Speaker 4 (02:47):
I do know the answer. I think everybody's going to
be shocked.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Says it's coming up. Is it illegal to be on
your cell phone at a stoplight in Texas? Tricia has
the answer in just a sec. Good morning, It's JB
and Sandy. I'm Sandy and this is JB. Good morning,
and Tricia is here. And just real quick, thank you
to everyone that's been so kind on social media about
us coming back and being on the radio together. For
(03:11):
those of you that don't know, Jbie and I spent
eighteen years together working at another radio station from every morning,
and it's been eleven years since we got back together
and did this. So here we are on the best
radio station in Austin, Texas, the most legendary radio station,
ninety eight one caveat.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
The reality is not quite set in yet now, I
know next not think Monday is going to be different? Yeah,
I think, so get through this for a few days, yeah,
and not get through it, get to do it. But
it's just a little overwhelming, right, New technology, new people
new everything.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
So thank you for making us welcome both of your
phone calls and on social media. So, Tricia, is it
legal or illegal to be on your cell phone at
a stop? Play?
Speaker 6 (03:55):
All right, here's what I'm going to tell you. According
to the Parent Law Firm, a Texas law firm. Under
the law, you're considered to be operating your vehicle whenever
you're in the driver's seat with the engine running, even
when you're stopped. The only time you can legally send
electronic messages is when you're lawfully parked and completely out
of the flow of traffic. So sitting at a red light,
(04:18):
you can't pick up your phone and send a text
because you are still operating the vehicle.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
See that's interesting because I feel like I see it
every day every day, someone who is not going when
the traffic starts to flow because they're staring.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
At their phone.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
Yeah, all the time, all the time. But have you
ever heard of anyone getting a ticket for being on
their phone?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
But I have heard of someone getting a ticket in
the school zone.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Oh what time? Why would you tell the people I
did that? That's not a good looks for me?
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Eight kids?
Speaker 6 (04:50):
Yeah right, trying to hit the children you guys, and
you zip around buses.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Here's what I'm going to tell you. I was driving,
I was running late.
Speaker 6 (05:00):
I picked up my phone and as soon as I
started talking, I passed a motorcycle cop coming towards.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Me in the other lane.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
This was on Quinlan Park Road, right.
Speaker 6 (05:09):
Yeah, and our eyes locked. And in the second our
eyes locked. I knew exactly what I had done. So
when I pulled over because he whipped around, when he
walked up to the car, I go, I totally know
what I did.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
I totally did it. And he was like what, I'm
so sorry.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
It is amazing what catches on and trends and things
that happen.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
It's amazing and I'm amazed at hell. Quite often there's
a competitive version of something where there shouldn't be.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Right, and this one I would never dream of. We'll
tell you about what it is and just sectrict. You'll
be very excited. Good morning, it's to Jab and Sandy's show.
Thanks for being here, we appreciate it. Don't forget Longhorns
Tonight eight thirty Lady Longhorns Final four and no forget
to get your tickets to the iHeart Country Festival presented
by Capitol One. The show was coming up. Man, get
those tickets to make second at the Moody Center is
(05:57):
where we'll be. Go to ticketmaster dot com.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Okay, this is a trending new sport. If you will, Tricia,
we think you'll like this.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Okay, you like doing puzzles.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Oh yeah, I am a puzzle master.
Speaker 5 (06:13):
I was just guessing, but I figured you'd be a
puzzler type because.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
You can do it in your Jammi's.
Speaker 6 (06:18):
Oh yeah, and I and I play Frank Sinatra. That's
my puzzling music, and I eat Worther's originals.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
I do it. I'm yeah in her house coat. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
So if you like doing puzzles, this is a new thing.
That's that's trending going around speed puzzling.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
Oh yes, both individual.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
And group like competitive puzzling.
Speaker 6 (06:46):
I feel like that's kind of what I'm in training
for when I'm doing my home puzzling with my Worthers
and stuff. Those crazy people they can dump a puzzle
out and never look at the picture the box for reference,
and they join them in like some crazy short period
of time, just like that.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
So you're suggesting there is a like a skill in.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Oh, there's a skill.
Speaker 6 (07:09):
I feel like there's a puzzle school somewhere that I
have not heard about yet.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
As you say, there's a puzzle school, yeah.
Speaker 6 (07:15):
That you then like you get your puzzling degree, and
then if you get your masters in speed puzzling, Like,
I feel like those are the steps yours.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
You're so nerdy coming up with JB and Sandy. All right,
don't go anywhere about eight forty this morning the Ode
of the day. All right, I'm a speed poet. You
guys gave us, but give us suggestions and I will
write an ode. Stay with us. It's coming up at
eight forty Austin's All time Country Favorites ninety eight one
(07:47):
cavet JB and Sandy Morning Show. Thanks for being with us.
I feel like I'm ready to be inspired to write
an ode today. And I need to apologize to one
young man who I told his mother. Sandy said he
would write that ode in one song, and there was
two songs, but I had it done. I had a
technical problem. I just want you to know today the
(08:10):
ode will be written in one song and that song
is three minutes and thirty seconds. But I need to
be inspired with a topic.
Speaker 5 (08:19):
Sure, yeah, if you don't know. Sandy's a speed poet.
Is that what they call it in the industry? Yeah,
speed speed poetry.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Yeah, he'll knock this out in one song.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
I fight with the slam poets a lot.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
Oh yeah, does it get Yeah? Here are a few
suggestions that that were on Facebook, and you just tell
me which one inspires you and won't go with it?
Speaker 1 (08:40):
And cross my heart hope that I did not look
at these right?
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Uh morning coffee?
Speaker 4 (08:47):
Okay, feeling it?
Speaker 1 (08:49):
I'm not feeling it?
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Interesting jelly beans, Yeah, jelly.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Bean, jelly bean? Give email? Last?
Speaker 5 (08:58):
Was there another one more? And you tell you which
one inspires you? Hopefully the Easter Bunny of course, going into.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
That, that's it. That's the one I.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Am inspired by. I am going to write an ode
to mister the Easter Bunny.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
The Easter Bunny.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Yeah, oh it's I've already got it working in my head,
so I got to get it down. I gotta get
my quill out and my parchment. What's going through your head?
I'm trying to tap into this energy all the wonderful,
wonderful things that the Easter Bunny does and can do.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
Word comes to mind, word that.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Comes to mind? Delight comes to mind.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
It's just IM just trying to get in on the process.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Well it's a you got it or you don't. You
know what I mean, You do or you don't. I
got to get to write, all right. I will perform
an ode to the Easter Bunny coming up next ninety
eight one kvat this right here, right here might be
some of my finest work.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
Wow, yeah, that's saying something.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Yeah. They may want to take the paper that I
wrote the ode on, frame it and hang it and
hang it in the Blant Museum.
Speaker 5 (10:05):
You should sign everything because you know, oh yeah, I
should for authenticity. As you know, you find years and
years later there's an original piece of paper where there's
Beatles lyrics right right, Oh yeah, and then if John
Lennon doodled on it, it was worth even more.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
That could be our retirement. It's a good play.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
Your odes are our retirement.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Plan, all right. Someone suggested that I write an ode
to the Easter Buddy. So during that last song the
Eli young Man, I wrote it, and I will now
give you the second half of the amazing talent.
Speaker 5 (10:40):
You guys should see him, right, I mean, it's just
as soon as you know we finished the break and
go into the song. He's just frant He's all hunched
over like Linus playing the piano.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
He let JB and I talk. He's doing it.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Ode to the Easter Buddy, Bye back, Oh Easter Bundy,
Oh Easter Bundy, you're the king of holiday tricksters. May
I make a grooming suggestion. I think you should shave
your whiskers, Oh Easter Bundy, Easter Bunny, you fluffy the light.
(11:22):
Let me ask you something, Bunny, you think you could
whip Santa in a bare knuckle fistfight. O. My money's
on the.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Bunny, but they don't really have bare knuckles.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Easter Buddy, you are a hopping machine. It makes me
wonder what besides sugar is in your jelly beans.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Something you decline jelly bean as a topic. That's weird
how that works.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
I don't pay homage to the jelly bean. Oh Easter Bunny,
you help us celebrate Easter with good reason. I also
think it's sort of smart you don't work during rabbit
hunting season. Awesome big finish, Oh more, big big finish.
(12:13):
Here am I Ode to the Easter Bunny. Easter Bunny,
I'll find you on Facebook and give you a follow,
but only if my chocolate bunny is solid and not hollow.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
It's not going to make a kid more upset.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
That's right. That is my olde to the Easter Bunny.
That's when you say, great job, Sandy, great job, thanks amazing.
It's the Jamie and Sandy Show on Austin's All Time
Country Leader ninety eight one cavet good morning, Sadly, Sadly,
when our our sixteen year old daughter is a grown woman,
(12:50):
that is the song that you will look back on
her childhood and think of her mother. Song about a
mother turning her daughter out to be a a.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Lady of the night, the lady of the night, Thank you.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
And that's Tricia Just she says she's an.
Speaker 6 (13:09):
Inspiration, she's an entrepreneur's but she is. It's one of
my all time favorite songs. And if you really listened,
you would understand that she did what she had to do.
Have you listened to the song all the way through
times Paul's Rundolph, Ma's real sick.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
The baby's going to starve to death. What are her
other options?
Speaker 1 (13:31):
She's I mean I got her a new dress and said.
Speaker 6 (13:34):
Just be you got her a fancy dancing dress with
a slit all the way up to her hip.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
And her advice was huh. Her advice, her mother's advice
was just be nice, to be.
Speaker 4 (13:44):
Nice to the gentleman. Fancy, they'll be nice to you.
She's just being nice to people.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
You didn't have uber option right when she wrote this song.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Yeah, just just go out and be a lady of
the night.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
Yeah. What did it get her?
Speaker 6 (13:59):
A Georgia man and a New York townhouse flat. She
did not look back, Sandy. This is a woman who
took her future into her own hands and made it happen.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Hey, if our daughter has to take her future into
her own hands, I hope she makes a different choice.
That's all I'm saying. It's The JB and Sandy Show
ninety eight. One k vet JB. Did you have anything
nice when you were a kid? Did you have anything
that was real or legit?
Speaker 4 (14:22):
Mid Oh, I had nice.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
I had a pair of shoes that only had one
hole in them.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Jmi's telling us. By the way, It's The JB and
Sandy Show. Austin's All Time Country Favorites ninety eight one
cavet I'm Sandy, Tricia is here JB as welly JB
telling us about is Chlorox bottle Easter baskets when exc.
Speaker 5 (14:44):
I am trying desperately to find the photo online to
show you guys, And I've texted my sisters because it
is true. There's a photo to it, prove it and
I'll find it. But one Easter, I have three sisters,
we're all like a year apart, and we just looked
pathetic as every photo I see, we just looked so poor.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
I don't know what happened.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
If the if you and your sisters today, there would
be some organization that would have helped you out.
Speaker 5 (15:15):
We'd have been on a Christmas tree at them all.
But I remember I have a vague memory of it
as a kid, but I when I see the photo,
it's like we're all sitting there just so happy, because
I can't if it was my grandmother or my great
grandmother on my mom's side took you know.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
The big Clorox bottles. Yeah, everyone has them in their
laundry room.
Speaker 5 (15:39):
You take the you cut out not on the handle side,
on the other side, you.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
Cut out a big the wall of it, uh huh,
And that's your Easter. And then you We decorated.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Because a widow basket was so expensive.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
But we didn't just walk around with a Clorox bottle.
Speaker 5 (15:59):
You you decorated it to look like a goose.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
What is happenings?
Speaker 1 (16:07):
And someone knew this before Etsy?
Speaker 3 (16:10):
Like they all right, they would have made a fortune.
Speaker 6 (16:13):
Right my god, I'm gonna check Etsy and see if
there's Goose Chlorox easter baskets.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
More coming up. Austin's All Time Country Favorites ninety eight
one Cavett. It's the JB and Sandy Show. Have you
heard we've added another artist to the iHeart Country Festival.
His name is George Birds. He's from Austin, grew up
listening to k VET and he hooked up with Luke
Bryan to do.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
This when claps rolling into on the sounds back.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
The watch Mas, Bob.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Stand down the Storm.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Yes, Moody Center is going to go off when he
(17:22):
does that song with Luke Bryan at the iHeart Country
Festival is May second Moody Center. Get your tickets. It's
presented by Capital One. Tickets are at ticketmaster dot com. Hey,
as we make our way out of here today, Angie's
coming in next. Thank you very much, to everybody that's
been so kind on social media and.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
Has added persons.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Yeah yeah, and welcomed us back to the radio after
an eleven year hiatus from the other radio station. It's
it's good to be back on the radio on a
on a legendary radio station like ninety eight one KBAT. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
We're just mind blown. I'm just so humbled.
Speaker 5 (18:03):
Everyone's been so cool and uh welcome, welcoming us back.
And there's a lot of new people. Let's be honest,
there's a lot of new people. You may have been
a Ca Cavett listener your whole life and men didn't
listen to us back in the day.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Give us a chance. I hope you'll enjoy it. You
may be new to Austin.
Speaker 5 (18:20):
I mean, if you moved here in the last decade,
you wouldn't be would not be familiar, right right. But
I'll tell you this, if you you know, tune in
and listen to you're gonna have a good time. You're
going to get a laugh, You're and you're gonna learn
a lot about Austin.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
If you want to be in touch with this city,
this is.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
The place, absolutely church of your thoughts. On our first
on our third.
Speaker 6 (18:39):
Day, on our third day, for the last three mornings,
driving in, I'm like, look where I'm driving to.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
How weird is it that this is where I'm going?
Speaker 6 (18:47):
And then I have a pass key to get in, right,
I'm like, this is very official, very legit, but yeah,
mind blown that we're on this amazing radio station and
that then I'm doing it with you guys.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
Thank you your quick thoughts.
Speaker 5 (19:02):
Trisha, what's it like going into an office and eating
out of a vending machine?
Speaker 1 (19:05):
That's the life.
Speaker 4 (19:06):
Huh, That's the life, the DJ life.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Have a great day, everyone, Go Longhorns. Tonight, Lady Longhorns.
Final four tip off at eight point thirty and we
will be back on Monday. Angie's in next. Looks wrong Button,
Sandy
JB. You got scammed, man, you got scammed. We'll tell
you JB and his Instagram and all that purchases. But
first that was George straight. He's coming to town. He's going
to be here April ninth and April eleventh at the
Moody Center. Speaking of the Moody Center, get your tickets
to the iHeart Country Festival, which is gonna be a
great show. By the way, and we keep adding to it.
(00:23):
We added an Austinite to it. Guy that grew up
here and grew up listening to Kyvett. His name is
George Birds. He did a song with Luke Brian. Here's
what it sounds like.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
When the Clods rolling into on the sundback and you
fan the watching me is Bob Watso stand down the store.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
I wonder if there's gotta be someone listening right now
that went to high school with George or nos George.
If you do, call us eight four four three nine
zero KB E T eight four four three nine zero
Kpat All right, So JB. I think he got scammed.
Jb'll buy anything on Instagram.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
And thanks for the support.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
I disagree. I'm with you, JB.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
People always things called Molly pops. They're supposed to give
you energy and focus.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
Not to be confused with ollipop, which is my wife's
favorite healthy soda.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
H I don't know if you've had that. That's like
the trend now. I assume everywhere healthy soda.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Yeah, but these molly pops are supposed to give you
energy and focus and all that stuff. We had one
out of forty minutes ago. Push off nothing.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
You know what, you're big beefy dude. Maybe need two.
Speaker 6 (02:00):
Maybe you need to to get those peptides in that
el fiamine to penetrate. Are you feel I felt the
peptides pop off about fifteen minutes after.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
I ate that sucker, I am, I am a sucker.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
See what she is there, JB.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
But I just I'm just.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
Amazed by the algorithm of Instagram. I will buy anything
they put in front of me.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
I mean you really will. They're like send it.
Speaker 6 (02:23):
If they have like a lot of something in stock,
They're all send it to JB's algorithm.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
He'll buy it.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
You're exactly right, and Sandy, all right, Tricia's got the
story we love coming up in just a little bit.
What do you have?
Speaker 6 (02:36):
We have to talk about the mystery question, is it
illegal or is it not illegal to be on your
phone in Texas while you're sitting at a red light?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Oh? Do you know the answer?
Speaker 4 (02:47):
I do know the answer. I think everybody's going to
be shocked.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Says it's coming up. Is it illegal to be on
your cell phone at a stoplight in Texas? Tricia has
the answer in just a sec. Good morning, It's JB
and Sandy. I'm Sandy and this is JB. Good morning,
and Tricia is here. And just real quick, thank you
to everyone that's been so kind on social media about
us coming back and being on the radio together. For
(03:11):
those of you that don't know, Jbie and I spent
eighteen years together working at another radio station from every morning,
and it's been eleven years since we got back together
and did this. So here we are on the best
radio station in Austin, Texas, the most legendary radio station,
ninety eight one caveat.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
The reality is not quite set in yet now, I
know next not think Monday is going to be different? Yeah,
I think, so get through this for a few days, yeah,
and not get through it, get to do it. But
it's just a little overwhelming, right, New technology, new people
new everything.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
So thank you for making us welcome both of your
phone calls and on social media. So, Tricia, is it
legal or illegal to be on your cell phone at
a stop? Play?
Speaker 6 (03:55):
All right, here's what I'm going to tell you. According
to the Parent Law Firm, a Texas law firm. Under
the law, you're considered to be operating your vehicle whenever
you're in the driver's seat with the engine running, even
when you're stopped. The only time you can legally send
electronic messages is when you're lawfully parked and completely out
of the flow of traffic. So sitting at a red light,
(04:18):
you can't pick up your phone and send a text
because you are still operating the vehicle.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
See that's interesting because I feel like I see it
every day every day, someone who is not going when
the traffic starts to flow because they're staring.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
At their phone.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
Yeah, all the time, all the time. But have you
ever heard of anyone getting a ticket for being on
their phone?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
But I have heard of someone getting a ticket in
the school zone.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Oh what time? Why would you tell the people I
did that? That's not a good looks for me?
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Eight kids?
Speaker 6 (04:50):
Yeah right, trying to hit the children you guys, and
you zip around buses.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Here's what I'm going to tell you. I was driving,
I was running late.
Speaker 6 (05:00):
I picked up my phone and as soon as I
started talking, I passed a motorcycle cop coming towards.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Me in the other lane.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
This was on Quinlan Park Road, right.
Speaker 6 (05:09):
Yeah, and our eyes locked. And in the second our
eyes locked. I knew exactly what I had done. So
when I pulled over because he whipped around, when he
walked up to the car, I go, I totally know
what I did.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
I totally did it. And he was like what, I'm
so sorry.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
It is amazing what catches on and trends and things
that happen.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
It's amazing and I'm amazed at hell. Quite often there's
a competitive version of something where there shouldn't be.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Right, and this one I would never dream of. We'll
tell you about what it is and just sectrict. You'll
be very excited. Good morning, it's to Jab and Sandy's show.
Thanks for being here, we appreciate it. Don't forget Longhorns
Tonight eight thirty Lady Longhorns Final four and no forget
to get your tickets to the iHeart Country Festival presented
by Capitol One. The show was coming up. Man, get
those tickets to make second at the Moody Center is
(05:57):
where we'll be. Go to ticketmaster dot com.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Okay, this is a trending new sport. If you will, Tricia,
we think you'll like this.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Okay, you like doing puzzles.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Oh yeah, I am a puzzle master.
Speaker 5 (06:13):
I was just guessing, but I figured you'd be a
puzzler type because.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
You can do it in your Jammi's.
Speaker 6 (06:18):
Oh yeah, and I and I play Frank Sinatra. That's
my puzzling music, and I eat Worther's originals.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
I do it. I'm yeah in her house coat. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
So if you like doing puzzles, this is a new thing.
That's that's trending going around speed puzzling.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
Oh yes, both individual.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
And group like competitive puzzling.
Speaker 6 (06:46):
I feel like that's kind of what I'm in training
for when I'm doing my home puzzling with my Worthers
and stuff. Those crazy people they can dump a puzzle
out and never look at the picture the box for reference,
and they join them in like some crazy short period
of time, just like that.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
So you're suggesting there is a like a skill in.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Oh, there's a skill.
Speaker 6 (07:09):
I feel like there's a puzzle school somewhere that I
have not heard about yet.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
As you say, there's a puzzle school, yeah.
Speaker 6 (07:15):
That you then like you get your puzzling degree, and
then if you get your masters in speed puzzling, Like,
I feel like those are the steps yours.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
You're so nerdy coming up with JB and Sandy. All right,
don't go anywhere about eight forty this morning the Ode
of the day. All right, I'm a speed poet. You
guys gave us, but give us suggestions and I will
write an ode. Stay with us. It's coming up at
eight forty Austin's All time Country Favorites ninety eight one
(07:47):
cavet JB and Sandy Morning Show. Thanks for being with us.
I feel like I'm ready to be inspired to write
an ode today. And I need to apologize to one
young man who I told his mother. Sandy said he
would write that ode in one song, and there was
two songs, but I had it done. I had a
technical problem. I just want you to know today the
(08:10):
ode will be written in one song and that song
is three minutes and thirty seconds. But I need to
be inspired with a topic.
Speaker 5 (08:19):
Sure, yeah, if you don't know. Sandy's a speed poet.
Is that what they call it in the industry? Yeah,
speed speed poetry.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Yeah, he'll knock this out in one song.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
I fight with the slam poets a lot.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
Oh yeah, does it get Yeah? Here are a few
suggestions that that were on Facebook, and you just tell
me which one inspires you and won't go with it?
Speaker 1 (08:40):
And cross my heart hope that I did not look
at these right?
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Uh morning coffee?
Speaker 4 (08:47):
Okay, feeling it?
Speaker 1 (08:49):
I'm not feeling it?
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Interesting jelly beans, Yeah, jelly.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Bean, jelly bean? Give email? Last?
Speaker 5 (08:58):
Was there another one more? And you tell you which
one inspires you? Hopefully the Easter Bunny of course, going into.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
That, that's it. That's the one I.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Am inspired by. I am going to write an ode
to mister the Easter Bunny.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
The Easter Bunny.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Yeah, oh it's I've already got it working in my head,
so I got to get it down. I gotta get
my quill out and my parchment. What's going through your head?
I'm trying to tap into this energy all the wonderful,
wonderful things that the Easter Bunny does and can do.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
Word comes to mind, word that.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Comes to mind? Delight comes to mind.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
It's just IM just trying to get in on the process.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Well it's a you got it or you don't. You
know what I mean, You do or you don't. I
got to get to write, all right. I will perform
an ode to the Easter Bunny coming up next ninety
eight one kvat this right here, right here might be
some of my finest work.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
Wow, yeah, that's saying something.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Yeah. They may want to take the paper that I
wrote the ode on, frame it and hang it and
hang it in the Blant Museum.
Speaker 5 (10:05):
You should sign everything because you know, oh yeah, I
should for authenticity. As you know, you find years and
years later there's an original piece of paper where there's
Beatles lyrics right right, Oh yeah, and then if John
Lennon doodled on it, it was worth even more.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
That could be our retirement. It's a good play.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
Your odes are our retirement.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Plan, all right. Someone suggested that I write an ode
to the Easter Buddy. So during that last song the
Eli young Man, I wrote it, and I will now
give you the second half of the amazing talent.
Speaker 5 (10:40):
You guys should see him, right, I mean, it's just
as soon as you know we finished the break and
go into the song. He's just frant He's all hunched
over like Linus playing the piano.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
He let JB and I talk. He's doing it.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Ode to the Easter Buddy, Bye back, Oh Easter Bundy,
Oh Easter Bundy, you're the king of holiday tricksters. May
I make a grooming suggestion. I think you should shave
your whiskers, Oh Easter Bundy, Easter Bunny, you fluffy the light.
(11:22):
Let me ask you something, Bunny, you think you could
whip Santa in a bare knuckle fistfight. O. My money's
on the.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Bunny, but they don't really have bare knuckles.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Easter Buddy, you are a hopping machine. It makes me
wonder what besides sugar is in your jelly beans.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Something you decline jelly bean as a topic. That's weird
how that works.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
I don't pay homage to the jelly bean. Oh Easter Bunny,
you help us celebrate Easter with good reason. I also
think it's sort of smart you don't work during rabbit
hunting season. Awesome big finish, Oh more, big big finish.
(12:13):
Here am I Ode to the Easter Bunny. Easter Bunny,
I'll find you on Facebook and give you a follow,
but only if my chocolate bunny is solid and not hollow.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
It's not going to make a kid more upset.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
That's right. That is my olde to the Easter Bunny.
That's when you say, great job, Sandy, great job, thanks amazing.
It's the Jamie and Sandy Show on Austin's All Time
Country Leader ninety eight one cavet good morning, Sadly, Sadly,
when our our sixteen year old daughter is a grown woman,
(12:50):
that is the song that you will look back on
her childhood and think of her mother. Song about a
mother turning her daughter out to be a a.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Lady of the night, the lady of the night, Thank you.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
And that's Tricia Just she says she's an.
Speaker 6 (13:09):
Inspiration, she's an entrepreneur's but she is. It's one of
my all time favorite songs. And if you really listened,
you would understand that she did what she had to do.
Have you listened to the song all the way through
times Paul's Rundolph, Ma's real sick.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
The baby's going to starve to death. What are her
other options?
Speaker 1 (13:31):
She's I mean I got her a new dress and said.
Speaker 6 (13:34):
Just be you got her a fancy dancing dress with
a slit all the way up to her hip.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
And her advice was huh. Her advice, her mother's advice
was just be nice, to be.
Speaker 4 (13:44):
Nice to the gentleman. Fancy, they'll be nice to you.
She's just being nice to people.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
You didn't have uber option right when she wrote this song.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Yeah, just just go out and be a lady of
the night.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
Yeah. What did it get her?
Speaker 6 (13:59):
A Georgia man and a New York townhouse flat. She
did not look back, Sandy. This is a woman who
took her future into her own hands and made it happen.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Hey, if our daughter has to take her future into
her own hands, I hope she makes a different choice.
That's all I'm saying. It's The JB and Sandy Show
ninety eight. One k vet JB. Did you have anything
nice when you were a kid? Did you have anything
that was real or legit?
Speaker 4 (14:22):
Mid Oh, I had nice.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
I had a pair of shoes that only had one
hole in them.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Jmi's telling us. By the way, It's The JB and
Sandy Show. Austin's All Time Country Favorites ninety eight one
cavet I'm Sandy, Tricia is here JB as welly JB
telling us about is Chlorox bottle Easter baskets when exc.
Speaker 5 (14:44):
I am trying desperately to find the photo online to
show you guys, And I've texted my sisters because it
is true. There's a photo to it, prove it and
I'll find it. But one Easter, I have three sisters,
we're all like a year apart, and we just looked
pathetic as every photo I see, we just looked so poor.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
I don't know what happened.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
If the if you and your sisters today, there would
be some organization that would have helped you out.
Speaker 5 (15:15):
We'd have been on a Christmas tree at them all.
But I remember I have a vague memory of it
as a kid, but I when I see the photo,
it's like we're all sitting there just so happy, because
I can't if it was my grandmother or my great
grandmother on my mom's side took you know.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
The big Clorox bottles. Yeah, everyone has them in their
laundry room.
Speaker 5 (15:39):
You take the you cut out not on the handle side,
on the other side, you.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
Cut out a big the wall of it, uh huh,
And that's your Easter. And then you We decorated.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Because a widow basket was so expensive.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
But we didn't just walk around with a Clorox bottle.
Speaker 5 (15:59):
You you decorated it to look like a goose.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
What is happenings?
Speaker 1 (16:07):
And someone knew this before Etsy?
Speaker 3 (16:10):
Like they all right, they would have made a fortune.
Speaker 6 (16:13):
Right my god, I'm gonna check Etsy and see if
there's Goose Chlorox easter baskets.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
More coming up. Austin's All Time Country Favorites ninety eight
one Cavett. It's the JB and Sandy Show. Have you
heard we've added another artist to the iHeart Country Festival.
His name is George Birds. He's from Austin, grew up
listening to k VET and he hooked up with Luke
Bryan to do.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
This when claps rolling into on the sounds back.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
The watch Mas, Bob.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Stand down the Storm.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Yes, Moody Center is going to go off when he
(17:22):
does that song with Luke Bryan at the iHeart Country
Festival is May second Moody Center. Get your tickets. It's
presented by Capital One. Tickets are at ticketmaster dot com. Hey,
as we make our way out of here today, Angie's
coming in next. Thank you very much, to everybody that's
been so kind on social media and.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
Has added persons.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Yeah yeah, and welcomed us back to the radio after
an eleven year hiatus from the other radio station. It's
it's good to be back on the radio on a
on a legendary radio station like ninety eight one KBAT. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
We're just mind blown. I'm just so humbled.
Speaker 5 (18:03):
Everyone's been so cool and uh welcome, welcoming us back.
And there's a lot of new people. Let's be honest,
there's a lot of new people. You may have been
a Ca Cavett listener your whole life and men didn't
listen to us back in the day.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Give us a chance. I hope you'll enjoy it. You
may be new to Austin.
Speaker 5 (18:20):
I mean, if you moved here in the last decade,
you wouldn't be would not be familiar, right right. But
I'll tell you this, if you you know, tune in
and listen to you're gonna have a good time. You're
going to get a laugh, You're and you're gonna learn
a lot about Austin.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
If you want to be in touch with this city,
this is.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
The place, absolutely church of your thoughts. On our first
on our third.
Speaker 6 (18:39):
Day, on our third day, for the last three mornings,
driving in, I'm like, look where I'm driving to.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
How weird is it that this is where I'm going?
Speaker 6 (18:47):
And then I have a pass key to get in, right,
I'm like, this is very official, very legit, but yeah,
mind blown that we're on this amazing radio station and
that then I'm doing it with you guys.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
Thank you your quick thoughts.
Speaker 5 (19:02):
Trisha, what's it like going into an office and eating
out of a vending machine?
Speaker 1 (19:05):
That's the life.
Speaker 4 (19:06):
Huh, That's the life, the DJ life.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Have a great day, everyone, Go Longhorns. Tonight, Lady Longhorns.
Final four tip off at eight point thirty and we
will be back on Monday. Angie's in next. Looks wrong Button,
Sandy
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