Holidays Might Be Going Extinct

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What holiday traditions do you love? It's a jewel show.
Is it sitting on the couch with the family after
reading a big Thanksgiving meal and going oh.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Horful, sir? Like that more accurate, though?

Speaker 1 (00:17):
Is it listening to Christmas music and feeling like whoever
sings that baby it's cold outside songs should be reported
to the police. Well, whatever your favorite holiday traditions are,
they might be going extinct. I say that because there's
a trend going viral of people sharing what common American
traditions might disappear in the next twenty five years. What
So we'll go over them next so you can see

(00:39):
what things you like or dislike might be going away.
For refort it's right after this It's a jewel show.
Do you have any yearly traditions that you look forward to?
You know, like singing Christmas carols with the family and
passing out cookies that you baked. Deck slacks into what
says holiday spirit, like making sure your neighbors stay regular

(01:00):
or shooking the Thanksgiving turkey when nobody's looking shooking. If
you have never shirked a turkey, you've never lived. Oh well,
there's a tradition going viral of people sharing what common
American traditions might disappear in the next twenty five years.
Well over the right now, so you can see what
things might be disappearing. Maybe you'll be happy about it,
Maybe you won't. Saint Patrick's Day knows all the list.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
No, that can't go extinct. I like, refuse to let
that go extinct. Well, I don't think it will. Why
would it. What's the argument?

Speaker 4 (01:29):
Some people say it's become regional.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
Well, it's where it's still a major thing in some
areas and not others.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Well, is that like where more Irish people are.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Yeah, it's a bigger deal in the Northeast and Midwest,
the south and the west is not as big of
a deal, they say.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
I could see that.

Speaker 5 (01:44):
There's like a lot of there's a whole like Irish
community in like different places that celebrated.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
But hello, we've got Irish people.

Speaker 6 (01:51):
Yet everybody likes to.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Drink and when you're green, yes.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Pinchment, that's the biggest thing is Yeah, I doubt that'll
disappear in the next twenty five because people need an excuse.

Speaker 4 (02:01):
To drink all the time.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
It's a money maker.

Speaker 7 (02:03):
Yeah, maybe the green part will go away for some reason.
But the drinking for Saint Patrick will never never go away.

Speaker 6 (02:09):
Yeah go either.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
People like to dress up and drink green beer.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
So it's just going over a trend that's going viral
with people sharing the top traditions that might be extinct
in twenty five years. Black Friday it's already gone. I
feel like it's pretty much gone. I think people still
do lineup at stores, but since most things have moved online,
it's become a little bit less of a thing, and
it's not the same. It's really not the same. You
should invite people over to your house and then just

(02:35):
put a laptop in the middle of the room so
you can all just fight for it to order something
on Amazon.

Speaker 7 (02:40):
But it was something cool about it though, because my
brother and I used to meet up for it. Like
I don't, I'm not a big shopper. I won't do
Black Friday stuff really, but he enjoyed it so much
that it was always fun to meet up.

Speaker 4 (02:51):
We get a cup of coffee, we go.

Speaker 7 (02:53):
It was just an excuse to hang out all day
and the people watch essential, right, and so I do
kind of enjoy the whole concept of people watching around
Black Friday, So I think I would be sad if
that went away. I've never bought anything on Black Friday
my entire life, what, but I love going and watching it.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
I'm on a TV on Black Friday once because I
saw a deal and I was like, oh, man, okay,
I'm gonna do it.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
And it was scary.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
Yeah, it's old ladies outside sharpening their elbows. Throw a
bow right to your chin and grab something.

Speaker 4 (03:22):
Man.

Speaker 5 (03:24):
The deal on TVs are real. But also Black Friday
is like four days now. Yeah, mister too.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
They made it not one day, so it's a whole
week of things. It's still as Giving Day. They're not
even the same though. The deals used to be like
close to eighty percent off. Now they're like twenty percent off.

Speaker 4 (03:38):
Who wants this? Who wants that? It's like not the same.
They did a study too that it's not even the
cheapest that thing's been all year, right, it's like never
been that.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
Holidays gone by.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
People do skip out on their Thanksgiving dinners to go
line up in stores.

Speaker 4 (03:53):
Still, that's crazy.

Speaker 8 (03:54):
You know.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
It's a tradition, I guess, or some another tradition that
people say might be going away.

Speaker 4 (03:59):
In twenty five here's Christmas cards that's kind of already
going extinct.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Might already be dying out because of social media. Just
post it or send letters and post it. You sent
a letter, of course, that's mail, and I get so
much junk mail. If somebody sends me a Christmas card,
I'm probably gonna miss it and throw it away.

Speaker 4 (04:19):
What okay?

Speaker 5 (04:20):
The thing with the Christmas cards too, and I and
I feel kind of weird about it because I always
get them from all my friends that have families and kids,
and then there's just me that can't like give out
the Christmas card unless it's like me being the fifth
way with my family. But when it's over, I throw
them away keep it.

Speaker 4 (04:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (04:36):
And then I mean, we have a big box, and
I always feel bad because it's pictures of people I love.
But I feel bad throwing that stuff away too.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
I actually wish people wouldn't send me that so I
didn't have to throw it away because I do feel bad.
I'm like, I'm not going to keep it, like it's
a shoe box under my bed.

Speaker 4 (04:48):
What do you want to do?

Speaker 6 (04:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (04:49):
I mean, beautiful photos.

Speaker 7 (04:51):
I love you so much, but to be fair, we
get magnets and send them to the grandparents for my daughter,
and their fridges are just covered in that's usable.

Speaker 8 (05:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
Another tradition that people think will be extinct in twenty
five years. Trigger treating in your own neighborhood. Yeah, richies.
People go other places to trigger treat. I don't think
you off in your own neighborhood.

Speaker 7 (05:14):
I don't think I've taken my daughter trigger treating in
our own neighborhood since she.

Speaker 9 (05:18):
Was like five, Wait, what do you take her? Just
go wherever the biggest houses are. Yeah, you just park
like ony park down the street and treat.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
Well, basically, you treat trigger treating like if you were
a home invasion. You're like, where's the nice neighborhood with
the big houses. We'll go case that out for a while,
and that's where we'll go trigger treat and then you
get one.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
It's all show. It's a big, showy house. And then
candy bar.

Speaker 4 (05:43):
That's true. Egg.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
Another tradition people think will be going away in three
and five years bobbing for apples at Halloween. When's the
last time you bob for an apple?

Speaker 10 (05:51):
Never?

Speaker 4 (05:52):
I'm scared of drowning.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
High school, but maybe yeah, scared of ting.

Speaker 4 (05:58):
I go too hard on it.

Speaker 8 (06:01):
All the body.

Speaker 4 (06:04):
Too competitive for that.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
The number one tradition that people think will be going away,
it's not a holiday tradition necessarily, but gender reveal parties
they think will go away in the next twenty five.

Speaker 4 (06:14):
Years old that.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
I don't think they will, though, because people like having
cutesy things, qutey photo things such for Instagram.

Speaker 4 (06:20):
So I don't think they're going to go away.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
I think they'll be made illegal at some point because
there's been too many forest fires.

Speaker 4 (06:24):
Caused by force. Is a plane crash one of them? Yeah,
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
Maybe it's like going to be a limit, like how
big they can be.

Speaker 4 (06:33):
Only we're just not allowed to post it. Because if
you tell people they can't post it, they'll they'll stop
doing it.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
Yeah, because then, yeah, because you have is the only
reason to do things in life anymore is to post it.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
It's another Jebile phone.

Speaker 4 (06:46):
Frame day mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi, I was
looking for Chadwick.

Speaker 8 (07:00):
Yeah, I go by Chad.

Speaker 4 (07:02):
Oh, hello, Chad, This is Juniper.

Speaker 8 (07:08):
Okay, you're coming over, Juniper. Oh, uncle June, yes, I'm sorry,
I've heard of you. It is uncle June.

Speaker 4 (07:20):
Yes, you're dating my niece Maggie.

Speaker 8 (07:23):
That's right, Yes, and we are coming to your house
for Thanksgiving.

Speaker 4 (07:28):
When on board though, Yes, I can't wait to have
you for dinner.

Speaker 8 (07:33):
Yeah, it's gonna be fun. Yes, we need to bring anything.

Speaker 4 (07:37):
No, I'll have everything ready to go here for you
and all of the guests.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
Cool.

Speaker 4 (07:43):
It's so nice to me.

Speaker 8 (07:44):
Thank you.

Speaker 11 (07:45):
Well, I got your phone number from Maggie because this
is the first Thanksgiving that you're spending with our family.

Speaker 4 (07:53):
We're a fun bunch. We're a fun bunch.

Speaker 8 (07:56):
Yes, she says, you guys are have a good time.

Speaker 11 (08:00):
I just wanted to call and see as I get
my menu prepared to have you for dinner on Thanksgiving?

Speaker 4 (08:06):
Is there any dietary restrictions that I need to be
paying attention?

Speaker 12 (08:10):
No?

Speaker 8 (08:11):
Pretty much? Eat whatever.

Speaker 4 (08:13):
I'm watching you?

Speaker 12 (08:16):
What?

Speaker 11 (08:17):
Oh, I just said great, that sounds fantastic. What do
you like to drink typically during a Thanksgiving feast?

Speaker 8 (08:28):
Okay, it's kind of sounded like you said you were
watching me.

Speaker 4 (08:34):
No, I didn't say that I was watching you. I
don't know where you heard that.

Speaker 8 (08:41):
Yeah, maybe it was just a phone line you right now?

Speaker 13 (08:46):
What there you go in?

Speaker 8 (08:48):
You sound like you said it again.

Speaker 4 (08:50):
It sounded like I said what It.

Speaker 8 (08:53):
Sounded like you said you were watching me?

Speaker 11 (08:56):
Oh well, that would be an interesting thing to say.
I was just called about having you for dinner and Thanksgiving.

Speaker 4 (09:02):
That's all.

Speaker 8 (09:04):
Right, right, all right? So yeah, look up for no dietary.
What what's that I swear I saw? Okay, it sounded
a lot like you said you were watching me.

Speaker 4 (09:20):
I don't think I said anything of that sort. Maybe
I'm washing the dishes. Did I say that? Maybe if
I wash this?

Speaker 8 (09:31):
I didn't hear this.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
What?

Speaker 8 (09:34):
Okay? Now you now you clearly said you you can
see me.

Speaker 4 (09:40):
I think I was saying, what's going on right there?

Speaker 11 (09:43):
I was saying, I can see to you next to
Maggie and whoever else you would like? Is there anybody
else you'd like to be seated next to?

Speaker 8 (09:54):
No, just being me and Maggie. We'll be all right.

Speaker 4 (09:57):
I can see you.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
Now.

Speaker 14 (09:58):
There you go again.

Speaker 8 (09:58):
Look you are clearly he's saying, I'm watching you and
I can see you. That is that Sh'S super creepy, dude,
you're giving me weird vibes. There's no way I am
coming over to your house for Thanksgiving?

Speaker 13 (10:12):
All right, I'm talking to Maggie.

Speaker 8 (10:14):
We're gonna can't now, I'm sorry. You just forget it,
don't even worry about it.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
That was so funny because this is actually Jewel from
the Jubeil Show doing a phone brank on you and
your girlfriend.

Speaker 4 (10:24):
Maggie set you up.

Speaker 8 (10:26):
Oh man, I'm starting to wonder about her family. You know,
you got me wondering, like, am I do I even
need to be with this girl where her family is?

Speaker 1 (10:36):
Like, oh, she made up her uncle June's house and
going over there for Thanksgiving to messing with you.

Speaker 8 (10:42):
Wait, so we're not going to her uncle's house for Thanksgiving?

Speaker 4 (10:45):
No, no, she doesn't have an uncle Jay. You're going
somewhere else.

Speaker 8 (10:50):
Oh man, Yeah, you better quit with that.

Speaker 4 (10:57):
Wake up every morning with Jubile phone for time for
what's trending with me? Wail.

Speaker 5 (11:04):
Olivia Rodrigo is out here having everybody ask guys before
they go on dates if they'd like to go to space. Oh,
because this is her new test. Listen to her explain
her red flag before she goes out with anybody.

Speaker 4 (11:15):
So I hope you're happy and Magazine that's not that's
not it.

Speaker 5 (11:19):
Here we go Hold up, I always ask them if
they think that they would want to go to space,
and if they say yes, I don't.

Speaker 4 (11:30):
But here's just think, if you want to go to space,
you're a little too full of yourself.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
I think it's just weird.

Speaker 4 (11:38):
There's kind of all of yourself if you want to
go to space.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
I feel like there's kind of some some truth to that.
But what if you're like, hey, you're like a Star
Trek fan. Don't they hang out in space?

Speaker 4 (11:47):
You haven't been curious about space?

Speaker 5 (11:49):
I think you can tell if it's somebody that's curious
about space, if you're like an Elon Musk, or like
if you're somebody that's like, I'm gonna pay one hundred
thousand dollars to go up in the space blah blah blah.

Speaker 2 (11:58):
You know what I'm talking about.

Speaker 5 (12:00):
Yeah, it became a pretentious thing for a minute there
because that one ship that what's his name, Richard Branson
was working on and then it was like gonna go
out into space and if you wanted to have a
seat on it, you had to pay all this money,
and it was like all these famous people. So my
guess is she's encountering people like that more than the
person that's out there, Like.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
Do you want to see the rings on Saturn?

Speaker 1 (12:21):
You know, if you could go to space and there
was a fifty percent chance you might never come back,
would you go?

Speaker 13 (12:26):
No?

Speaker 2 (12:27):
Uh no, I don't want to go to space. I
mean good, I don't know. It sounds pretty cool and
like you can meet some really cool friends up there.

Speaker 3 (12:34):
And if you think about it, we're's like a tiny
he's a dust in the entire galaxy.

Speaker 6 (12:39):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
I watched the movie this weekend over Space.

Speaker 4 (12:41):
I was like, what am I watching?

Speaker 1 (12:43):
My dream has always been to be a space garbage
man around pick up space junk. Yeah, working nine to five?
Did that come to whatever planet you're on for a
little while just the crack of beer. Went out the
next morning into space to pick up.

Speaker 4 (12:57):
Some more trash. Yeah, a little suit on does sound fun,
doesn't it.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
I don't think we're there yet, we're that casual.

Speaker 4 (13:07):
But but that's cool.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (13:09):
Anyway, So the most popular slang words have been released
and it is kind of interesting. I know about the
top four, but the rest I'm not so sure about.
So should we just go over a few of them
real quick? That is on there demurr is number one.
This is the slang words that people have been searching
for here in America. Yeah, that's fair bigma, skibbey haktua.

(13:30):
I don't know what sobity is a slang term?

Speaker 7 (13:33):
Yeah, yeah, what did you think skibbity was a real
word in the dictionary?

Speaker 3 (13:37):
Okay, well, I guess that's also should be a noo
way you know that that's a slang word.

Speaker 4 (13:43):
I didn't even know we were considering that a slang word.

Speaker 9 (13:45):
It's not even a word. It's two technically didn't either.
It's a hyphenated word first of all. And it's also
just an impersonation of a sound.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
Okay, okay, sobriquette, schmaltz, send cats.

Speaker 4 (13:56):
Ouv, and pre they're all sound like one.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
Are all those slang words that you need to know,
and if you don't, you're not cool.

Speaker 10 (14:06):
Fine.

Speaker 5 (14:10):
Lastly, being nice runs in Taylor Swift's family. Taylor Swift's
brother Austin is a hero and he saved a fan
from getting kicked out of one of his sister's shows.
This girl was dressed up as Travis Kelsey at one
of the shows, with a helmet and everything, and she
was trying to get Travis's attention, and all of a
sudden a bodyguard came up, or a security.

Speaker 4 (14:30):
Guy and was like, you gotta go, you're out.

Speaker 5 (14:33):
All of a sudden, here comes Austin walking up. That's
Taylor's brother. He's like, man, we're all cool here. Everybody
just relaxed. Trying to diffuse the entire situation. Tells the
guy she's fine. Looks at this girl, gave her like
guitar picks with such a good host and was like,
I hope you're having a good time.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
I'm really sorry for the security.

Speaker 3 (14:52):
That's so cool they get they have guitar picks the
whole family, like they got the shows.

Speaker 2 (14:55):
They'll hand them out.

Speaker 4 (14:58):
So that's the thing.

Speaker 1 (14:59):
Yeah, that knows about her. It's pretty nice dude.

Speaker 2 (15:01):
He sounds like a really nice dude.

Speaker 4 (15:03):
I'm sure he's nice.

Speaker 7 (15:04):
Terrible leadership to undermind security like that, but you know,
well the security guard is probably also fired after Yeah, if.

Speaker 4 (15:09):
We just passed by that, Jubil knows someone that knows
Taylorsw's brother.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
Okay, who knows Taylor'sow's brother. We don't have a friend
of mine knew him. I guess I don't know if
they still know him.

Speaker 4 (15:19):
That's freaking cool.

Speaker 8 (15:24):
Not me.

Speaker 6 (15:26):
Yeah, but technically I'm like two.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
People away or three from Taylor.

Speaker 4 (15:31):
So if you think about it, because you have Jebel,
Jubel's friend, and then the brother we met, all the
people between Taylor's brother and her, that's.

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Carly is on the phone today for a First Day
follow up and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Robbie.
So in a few minutes, we're gonna call him and
see if he'll tell us why he's Ghostinger and maybe
get her another date. But first, Carly, how long is
it since you heard from Robbie?

Speaker 15 (16:02):
Honestly, it's been like a two weeks, you know what
I mean, Like it's been about well, I guess, not
two weeks.

Speaker 13 (16:08):
It's been like almost a week, I guess.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
Okay, Okay, so long enough that you feel like you're
being ghosted.

Speaker 13 (16:14):
Yeah, like two weeks. But I just thought about it
and it's yeah, it's more like a week.

Speaker 15 (16:18):
Did you reach out to him though, Yeah, like I totally,
I mean I texted him, I mean, so I like,
I'll tell you guys the whole story.

Speaker 13 (16:25):
So basically I met he was super cute.

Speaker 15 (16:28):
I met some guy Robbie on Tinder, and like, I
just kind of feel like we went into it with
sort of like a like a friends with benefits sort
of situation, you know, like we've been like we've been
really flirty and stuff and just messaging a bunch, and
we went on a date and minted it like a
just like a random local bar and played like pool
and darts and stuff turned into it and drinking game naturally,

(16:50):
and yeah, I was like he was just really flirty,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 13 (16:53):
I was wearing darks.

Speaker 2 (16:54):
He was leaning over me like it was hot, you know, Bud, Yeah, exactly,
Like I.

Speaker 15 (17:01):
Just I haven't heard from him since that day, and
I honestly think he goes to me because we both
got drunk, but like he got really kind of drunk, like.

Speaker 13 (17:10):
Almost floppy drunk, you know what I mean. And I
helped him get into the uber after the night because
there's nowhere I was gonna on drive. But I don't care,
you know, I was super cute, like it was a date.

Speaker 15 (17:24):
We didn't hook up or anything, but I just I
didn't want to think, like be embarrassed from the night
because it looks really cool.

Speaker 2 (17:30):
Guy, did you say that to him? Like the next day,
I we're like, hey, man, you're wasted, but I don't care.

Speaker 13 (17:36):
Well, I've been trying to but he won't get back
to me. Like he literally goes to me.

Speaker 15 (17:41):
We communicated like a couple of times a day before
we went on our date, and like, you know, I
texted him to see I was feeling after that night,
nothing like no response whatsoever. And like again two days later,
I even tried calling.

Speaker 4 (17:52):
Him and like you know, put on makeup and like
was going to say some and see what I.

Speaker 13 (17:55):
Was doing, and then I left the message. But no,
so nothing.

Speaker 15 (18:00):
I just I just really really wanted to get back
in touch with them, and a lot of him know,
he doesn't need to ghost me because like it's totally cool.

Speaker 13 (18:06):
We're gonna should we should go to a second.

Speaker 16 (18:08):
Eight.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
Would you disappear to like if you like think back
to one of your nights where you were acting a
fool and got really hand.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
Yeah, there's been a lot of those nights. Actually No,
I wouldn't disappear. I would feel like I would want
to disappear, But then I wouldn't because I would just
be like, well, I'll just joke about it and see
if they're cool with it. But there are times where
I have like not wanted to call somebody because I'm like,
what did I do? Did I make a fool out
of myself?

Speaker 4 (18:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (18:34):
Maybe better not to face it. Yeah, Carly, is he funny?
Do you think he would have been able to handle
something like that with humor?

Speaker 6 (18:41):
I mean I think so.

Speaker 15 (18:43):
I only met him like the one night, and we
only spoke like a couple of times before that, but
I sastly you know, yeah, I think he would honestly.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
Okay, anything else you can think of that might be
a reason you're getting.

Speaker 4 (18:55):
Ghosted, No, I honestly know.

Speaker 13 (18:58):
I mean, that's the only thing that it can be
as far as I can tell.

Speaker 5 (19:03):
I'm just curious about how you know that you guys
were on a friends with benefits trajectory in the beginning,
because then that would kind of hint.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
Towards like that he would want that to happen, or
that you would have wanted that to happen.

Speaker 15 (19:15):
Yeah, I mean I sort of mentioned I had like
recently gotten out of our relationship and you know he's
got some like you know, he's like sort of got
like a big bro energy like. You know, it just
seemed like going into it was just more casual and
you know, nothing to intense.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
Yeah, okay, well we'll see if we can figure it out.
We'll play a song and then come back and call
him and see if it tells why he's ghosting you
and maybe get you another date.

Speaker 13 (19:42):
Okay, awesome, thank you guys.

Speaker 4 (19:43):
All right, well, play song, come back. I can get
your first AAE follow up.

Speaker 8 (19:46):
Next.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
Right in the middle of today's first a follow up
and if you're just joining us, Carly is on the
phone and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Robbie.
So we're about to call him and see if it
tell us why he's ghosting her and maybe get her
another date. But first, Carly, why don't you catch us
up on your situation.

Speaker 13 (20:02):
Yeah, So I met this.

Speaker 6 (20:03):
Guy and Tinder.

Speaker 4 (20:05):
His name is Robbie.

Speaker 13 (20:06):
We really had it off. We went to a bar, we.

Speaker 15 (20:10):
Played games, start at school, had some drinks. It was
super flirty. He got a little drunk and I pult
him a new birth at the end of the night,
and I and I want to go on some date
with him, but I think he's probably embarrassed because.

Speaker 13 (20:23):
Of our first date. But there's you know, it was
just a great first day. I thought it wasn't a
big deal.

Speaker 2 (20:29):
So yeah, even though it ended with him as a
sloppy mess, you know, I was sort of the vibe.

Speaker 4 (20:37):
Well, are you ready? You ready for us to call him?

Speaker 17 (20:40):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (20:40):
Okay, thank you?

Speaker 8 (20:41):
Here we go.

Speaker 4 (20:54):
Hi sweaing to Robbie. Please.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
Uh hey, Robbie, how are you? My name is Jubil
calling from a radio show. It's called the Jubil Show. Yeah, Robbie, Hi,
the whole show's here.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria.

Speaker 8 (21:05):
Hi.

Speaker 4 (21:06):
What's going on?

Speaker 15 (21:08):
You know?

Speaker 4 (21:08):
Not much? It sounds like you listen to the show.

Speaker 13 (21:13):
Yeah, a double time, A couple times?

Speaker 4 (21:16):
Sweet? Okay? Cool? Well have you ever heard of first
a follow up before?

Speaker 11 (21:21):
Uh?

Speaker 8 (21:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (21:22):
Cool? How do you feel about being on one?

Speaker 6 (21:25):
I don't know.

Speaker 13 (21:27):
I guess I'm gonna wing it.

Speaker 4 (21:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:31):
That's the second where if you go out with somebody
and you end up ghosting them, they can email us
to get you on the phone and ask why you're ghosting.

Speaker 4 (21:37):
And we got an email about you for somebody. Okay,
don't think anywhere that's going.

Speaker 2 (21:42):
Are you ghosting, Robbie.

Speaker 13 (21:46):
Well, we're on a d just kick Carly a total
of nights ago.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
Well guess what you wonder why I have You're smart, Robbie.
I can see why she wants to go out with
you again.

Speaker 4 (21:58):
But you know exactly where it was, Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 13 (22:04):
I don't usually do that, but it was just kind
of a stick away.

Speaker 16 (22:08):
And you know that I didn't feel like it was
weird because I mean, her on her profile, she was like,
I mean, she didn't look anything like.

Speaker 4 (22:16):
Her picture on her profile.

Speaker 8 (22:17):
That was my biggest thing.

Speaker 16 (22:18):
It's like, you know, her profiles is all blonde and
light makeup and stuff like that, and then you know,
I show up and she's like dark haired, dark makeup.

Speaker 13 (22:28):
I mean she was telling me, you know, uh, Robbie, Margo,
Margot Robbie. Yeah, yeah she was, Yeah, she was telling
me Margot, Robbie.

Speaker 16 (22:37):
And I show up and it's it's Kardashian, you know,
And it was just I don't know, it was just weird,
fake eyelashes, baked on makeup and stuff. And look, I mean, look,
I'm not gonna I feel embarrassed somebody even saying anything
about her way because I like Kurby girl.

Speaker 13 (22:52):
But she had at least ten pounds on the face
of shot on her profile.

Speaker 2 (22:56):
Okay, so she just didn't look anything like her profile.

Speaker 16 (22:59):
No, it was like like she was like all those
pictures on her profile from were like years ago, and
now she just kind of resembles those pictures.

Speaker 13 (23:08):
She basically I feel like she lied to me, you know,
and uh, you know I got so hammered, you know,
I didn't even want to hook up at the end. Okay, Okay,
I'm sorry, but are you serious? Are you actually serious
right now?

Speaker 4 (23:23):
Robbie.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
That's Carly. She's actually on the phone.

Speaker 13 (23:29):
Yeah, Hi Carly.

Speaker 8 (23:30):
Yeah, Like hi, Robbie.

Speaker 15 (23:34):
Noticed, like in your lifetime, women change their hair color
all the time, Like.

Speaker 4 (23:40):
I else had change their profile pictures too, don't they.

Speaker 13 (23:44):
Yeah, nobody changed their profile pictures on cinders, Like seriously,
that is what are you talking about, dude?

Speaker 4 (23:50):
That isn't me?

Speaker 13 (23:50):
And I was now I have dark hair. Yeah it was.
You know, it was a vagon clich sort of deal.
I mean, we're just gonna hang out and how coup, Like,
what is your problem?

Speaker 8 (24:04):
You feel like you know.

Speaker 16 (24:06):
I just I feel like, you know, I don't even
know it is your name even really Carly, you know,
I mean I feel like I would dupe.

Speaker 13 (24:14):
That's so absurd. Wait we were going to hook up.
Wow Wow, He's like, yeah, well I'm not in it anymore.
Obviously you're not bad, I mean accute and everything. I mean,
we can still hook up. That seriously, screw you? No,

(24:36):
how dare you? I'm not what is wrong with you? Seriously?
Because you know, I mean, O, take your profiles.

Speaker 5 (24:48):
Robbie's gotten really creepy, but I think that your profile
pictures should be at least within the last like a year.

Speaker 8 (24:54):
No, thank you.

Speaker 4 (24:57):
I just I don't see why.

Speaker 13 (24:58):
I'm not honestly, I don't.

Speaker 15 (24:59):
If it's with in a year and it's literally just
like wand of dark I mean, it really is not
a big deal.

Speaker 13 (25:05):
And that shouldn't have You shouldn't have ghosted me over
dark hair, dude.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
I mean that's her too. That is also true if
it was all within the same year.

Speaker 15 (25:13):
You know, Robbie, you're like a bona fide You're actually
big bro. I'm glad that I got my answer, and
I'm glad that I figured out why you.

Speaker 13 (25:23):
Were ghosting me. It's because you stuck. You actually just
really stuck.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
I still have to ask, Robbi, would you like to
go on another day with Carly?

Speaker 4 (25:29):
We'll pay for it?

Speaker 16 (25:31):
Well you know, oh no, not really, And I mean
I would Carly, But I mean, I'm gonna be honest.

Speaker 4 (25:38):
I think Nina is kind of cute. Na is cute,
I have dark hair. Robbie, Okay, I can see the picture. Nina.
Will you go with Robbie? Will pay for her?

Speaker 6 (25:50):
I'm good, but thanks?

Speaker 1 (25:52):
So ruh what Well, Carly, I'm sorry or happy that
no second day for you?

Speaker 16 (25:58):
Well?

Speaker 13 (25:58):
Thanks guys for okay, mean, I'm sure appreciate it.

Speaker 15 (26:03):
Robby, Seriously, I hope you do some soul searching. Dude,
I hope you do some serious soul searching.

Speaker 13 (26:10):
How good life. I hope you change your proof of juirs.

Speaker 6 (26:18):
Good morning? Can I take your orders?

Speaker 8 (26:20):
Tall art a large black cook large black cos?

Speaker 6 (26:25):
Do you mean aventy?

Speaker 8 (26:26):
No?

Speaker 13 (26:26):
I mean a large?

Speaker 6 (26:27):
He means event, Yeah, the biggest funny venti.

Speaker 4 (26:29):
Is large is twenty.

Speaker 13 (26:32):
Yeah, large is large. In fact, the coal is large
and grande is Spanish for large.

Speaker 4 (26:38):
Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large.

Speaker 8 (26:40):
It's also the.

Speaker 4 (26:41):
Only one that's Italian.

Speaker 13 (26:42):
Congratulations for stupid and three languages.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
Almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramiras and
a turkey stuff in game of Trivia for all the
trivia glory. Also, speaking of getting that big old turkey
based are out if we're gonna make sure your house
is also festive for the holidays, and Macy's has got
you covered literally with one hundred dollars gift card to

(27:07):
Macy's because not only are they here to hook you
for your as Victoria, they're also here to help with
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at Macy's dot com and call us right now if
you want to play eight eight eight three four three
one o six one eight eight eight three four three
one oh six one. You can also dm us at
the Jubil Show or go to the Jubilshow dot com
if you want to play Victoria. And now let's get

(27:28):
Victoria's brain all warmed up and ready to go. And
it is election time in this country. Yeah, so today
will all be questions about this fine country of ours Victoria.

Speaker 4 (27:39):
Boy, when I tell you I am terrifying, I should.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
I am just going to apologize.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
Now here we go, Victoria. If a politician told the
truth for a day, what would they have to file.

Speaker 2 (27:51):
Taxes? It's a good idee answer.

Speaker 1 (27:57):
I was going for unemployment, but either one. If Congress
were a reality show, it to be Survivor or The Bachelor.

Speaker 6 (28:04):
Ooh, Congress.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
The Bachelor. Ah makes it a little bit of Survivor. Okay,
I watched that show.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
Yeah I would too. All right, we'll play you verus
Victoria right after this. It's the double show.

Speaker 6 (28:21):
Got room for one more?

Speaker 4 (28:22):
If you still want to go to ask? But where
did you find that some kid back in town traded
the van for us?

Speaker 13 (28:28):
Straight up?

Speaker 4 (28:29):
I can get seventy miles to the gallon on this hog,
you know, Lloyd.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber,
you go and do something.

Speaker 13 (28:40):
Like this and totally reveal yourself.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
Time for America's a favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia for one hundred dollars Macy's gift card, and
let's meet today's contestant.

Speaker 4 (28:56):
For you versus Victoria RJ?

Speaker 17 (28:57):
What up?

Speaker 8 (28:58):
R J?

Speaker 4 (29:00):
How are you.

Speaker 10 (29:02):
Good?

Speaker 14 (29:03):
Is that?

Speaker 6 (29:03):
RJ?

Speaker 2 (29:03):
How confident do you feel today?

Speaker 14 (29:06):
I mean, I'm pretty confident.

Speaker 13 (29:09):
About America and our social studies.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
Oh right, might be a beast at this because it
is election time in this great, fine, wonderful free country
of ours, and so all the questions are America themed today.

Speaker 2 (29:24):
Well, might actually lose this one. Are you in RJH?

Speaker 6 (29:29):
Seven?

Speaker 4 (29:29):
Seven?

Speaker 13 (29:30):
All right?

Speaker 1 (29:30):
We're gonna send Victoria out of the cudio. We'll see
how you do. Victoria is leaving right now. In RJ,
the game is played like this. You have thirty seconds
to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't
know one, just say pass, and you have to beat
Victoria or Victoria has to beat.

Speaker 4 (29:45):
You outright to win. Okay, okay, all right, our J.
Are you ready? Doris close, she's outside. Okay, here we go.
Your time starts now.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
What is known is the supreme law of the land? Okay?
How old do you have to be to become a
US representative?

Speaker 13 (30:04):
Thirty?

Speaker 2 (30:05):
How many years can someone be president of the United States?

Speaker 17 (30:09):
Eight?

Speaker 2 (30:10):
How many amendments does the Constitution have?

Speaker 13 (30:14):
Fifty?

Speaker 2 (30:16):
Name two branches of the US.

Speaker 13 (30:18):
Government, legislative and judicial.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
Who was the longest serving US senator?

Speaker 1 (30:25):
Okay, Victoria's outside and she's mouth through the window. Should
I just go home?

Speaker 4 (30:31):
Shook my head. Yes, I think you killed it. RJ?
All right, Victoria, I'm scared.

Speaker 14 (30:37):
RJ.

Speaker 1 (30:38):
Well, Victoria's getting your handphones on and stuff. What's something
you would like the world to know today?

Speaker 13 (30:43):
I love soccer?

Speaker 4 (30:45):
All right? What position do you play?

Speaker 13 (30:48):
I play center, attacking mid Ooh nice, nice.

Speaker 2 (30:51):
I don't know. I don't know that means, but it
sounds really good.

Speaker 4 (30:55):
How much all I know?

Speaker 16 (30:56):
I know?

Speaker 1 (31:01):
All right, here we go, Victoria thirty seconds. Answer as
many questions as possible. If you don't, no, one, just
say pass. And you have to beat RJ outright to win?
An RJ, you can tell Victoria whin to go.

Speaker 6 (31:13):
Ready.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
What is known as the supreme law of the land?

Speaker 8 (31:17):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (31:17):
Oh, oh?

Speaker 2 (31:19):
The Constitution? How old do you have to be to
become a US representative?

Speaker 4 (31:22):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (31:23):
Crap, twenty five? How many years can someone be president
of the United States?

Speaker 6 (31:30):
How many years?

Speaker 4 (31:31):
Eight?

Speaker 2 (31:32):
How many amendments does the Constitution have?

Speaker 17 (31:34):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (31:34):
My god, oh I know it's one.

Speaker 6 (31:38):
Twenty six? Name two?

Speaker 2 (31:41):
Branches of the US government.

Speaker 18 (31:43):
Oh my gosh, legislative and judiciary. Wait, wait, wait, legislative
and wait. Oh my gosh, Oh my gosh, don't stop.
Everyone stop. No one's doing nobody's doing anything. Yeah, everybody's that.
You're talking to the voices, Yeah, talking it once?

Speaker 4 (32:01):
Mom, cannot hear you. A good time?

Speaker 1 (32:05):
All right, let's send it over to the scoreboard and
see how you guys did with our scoreboard.

Speaker 4 (32:09):
Producer over ahead, ray J, ray J. That's not your name, buddy,
I'm sorry.

Speaker 7 (32:16):
RJ got one correct, very close on a bunch of them,
and Victoria got four correct.

Speaker 4 (32:22):
Who should you study?

Speaker 17 (32:26):
World?

Speaker 4 (32:26):
Did you study?

Speaker 13 (32:27):
And I think you study?

Speaker 4 (32:29):
Brad told me also, I.

Speaker 2 (32:29):
Wasn't allowed to study.

Speaker 4 (32:30):
Sorry r J.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
Victoria beat you, but you still get one hundred dollars
Macy's gift cards just for playing nice.

Speaker 13 (32:37):
Send that wool.

Speaker 4 (32:41):
Let's get the answer is now with Nina.

Speaker 5 (32:43):
The Constitution is known as the supreme Law of the land.
You have to be twenty five years old to become
a US representative. Yeah, somebody can be president of the
United States for a max of ten years.

Speaker 2 (32:55):
Wait, what how's up?

Speaker 4 (32:57):
You can get elected twice?

Speaker 7 (32:58):
But if you're a vice president, you take a presidency
with less than two years left, you can still be
president two more time.

Speaker 2 (33:04):
Okay. There are twenty seven amendments to the Constitution.

Speaker 5 (33:08):
Yeah, there are sun And then the branches of the
US government are executive, judicial, and legislative.

Speaker 2 (33:13):
Dang it is.

Speaker 5 (33:14):
And then the longest serving US Senator is Robert Byrd.
He served for over fifty years.

Speaker 1 (33:19):
Old, berdie, that's they didn't ur j Thank you for
playing man. Yeah, you too, at the same time every
single weekday morning. When you want to play Victoria, you
can dm us at the Jubile Show or just go
to the jubilshow dot com.

Speaker 6 (33:37):
It's time to catch a Cheater only on.

Speaker 4 (33:41):
The Jubile Show.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
Pamela is on the phone today for to Catch a
Cheater and she thinks that her boyfriend of a year
named Jason might be messing around. So we'll see if
we can help her out. Pamela, Sorry, you're going through it,
But why do you think Jason's cheating?

Speaker 13 (33:54):
So we have been together a year.

Speaker 14 (33:56):
Men, Jason and we got together though because we have
a mutual foot friend that that him up with me,
and so our mutual friend very much knows that, like
he was in a pretty serious relationship before me, he
was still getting over his act for quite some time
after they were together, and so it was only after
when he felt like he was over her and ready

(34:17):
to move on that she kind of set us up together.
So it definitely wasn't like a rebound. But you know,
I obviously know he was ready to move on, but
there clearly was an act that they slip very amicably
and like they got along.

Speaker 13 (34:31):
It wasn't nasty, and so you know, I was at
peace with.

Speaker 14 (34:35):
That, and so we started dating and it's actually been
really fun, like we're getting a long fantastic He honestly.

Speaker 13 (34:41):
Has the biggest heart I've ever met in any human
being ever.

Speaker 14 (34:44):
Like, you know, he'll just drop everything in a moment's
notice if I need him. He's just super nice. I mean, honestly,
he could be even too nice, but he's really really nice.
So that being said, you know, knowing he's super nice,
and so now two months ago he asked me to
move in. We actually move in together about two months ago.
Jason is not a complete flob. He's for a dude,

(35:06):
he's probably relatively normal. I just happen to be like
an insane OCD meat creak, Like I am definitely tidying
up after everything all the time. It just makes me happy.
I was in Jason's uh so, in his office. He
had just a ton of random mail lying around all
over his office desk, a couple of receipts. I don't
even know why I looked, but they were just all

(35:26):
over and so I'm looking at the receipt and each
receipt is just really random, and they started like really
weirding me out there. There was like a bunch of
them for in the past two weeks. One receipt like
he was even on a trip. Like one receipt was
showing that he had bought locks and I'm like, okay,
that's kind of random.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
Or like salmon.

Speaker 14 (35:49):
No, yeah, not locked by salmon, like door lock. And
at first, okay, I'm like maybe our own home, like
changing a lot, I don't know. And then another receipt
recently was for a brand new phone.

Speaker 13 (36:00):
He got a phone and.

Speaker 14 (36:01):
He's never seen, didn't tell me anything about that. I
still like, I think that's pretty big, like if you
think he's changing his phone like new number. And then
the one that really started worrying me and creeping me out,
is that he had a receipt that had like a
stun gun and pepper.

Speaker 4 (36:14):
Spray, Like, what the fuck's weird?

Speaker 14 (36:18):
Yeah, Like why he's He's not a small dude, Like
why is he buying a stun gun and a pepper spray?

Speaker 13 (36:24):
He can take care of himself.

Speaker 14 (36:26):
Like we work and live in a fairly nice like
pretty nice neighborhood, and it's we don't hang out with
other Like I don't know if him hanging out with
any other girls who would need these things, So like
they were just very random to me.

Speaker 2 (36:39):
So I did.

Speaker 14 (36:39):
I will say I did have the guts to kind
of like ask him at least courage enough about the locks.

Speaker 13 (36:45):
I started with just the lock, Like.

Speaker 6 (36:46):
You didn't start the sun gun.

Speaker 4 (36:47):
He started lock.

Speaker 14 (36:51):
I'll tell you why I started with the locks, because
I tried to be like, okay, the locks would pertain
to both of us, like are we changing locks or
we just get a fresh start new keys. I figured
I'd start with the locks because that could kind of
look like something that I would also deal with. I
have to get a new set of keyp okay, And
like he completely dodged the question and then brush it
off as it was nothing.

Speaker 13 (37:10):
So definitely didn't make it clear that it was going
to be for us, so he like dodged this. So
I'm like, okay, so now these locks aren't even for us.

Speaker 14 (37:16):
You know, the way he looked at me when I
asked him, I definitely felt the need to instantly stop
talking about it.

Speaker 13 (37:22):
So again per sue that I was a freed I
just it made me very suspicious.

Speaker 14 (37:27):
He acted really weird, and he had this very stern
look of just like, do not bring this up, and
so I dropped it. But now you know, in my
OCD mind, my paranoia has kicked over, and so now
I'm like, am I did I fall in love with
a serial killer or something?

Speaker 11 (37:40):
Right?

Speaker 14 (37:41):
Right?

Speaker 2 (37:41):
Yeah? Because I was not thinking cheating as you're telling
the story. I was like, is you going to kidnap somebody?
Does he have like a dungeon? Or I did just
watch a movie like this last night?

Speaker 8 (37:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (37:52):
I did? But do you think he might be cheating
because of it?

Speaker 14 (37:55):
I just feel like that's kind of something sweet, like
I feel like when he first met me, because like
he's all about like, you know, safety, Like I remember
he even gave me like a pepper spray, just being like, oh,
you know, all girls definitely need one. So I feel
like it's like kind of like grew me, Like, hey,
I like you, I want to keep you safe.

Speaker 6 (38:11):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 13 (38:12):
I just found it extremely weird.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
You already told us what grocery store he's a rewards
card member at. So we'll play a song come Back,
and then call and pretend to be from the grocery
store and say that he's this month's big lucky winner
of free flowers delivered from our floral department, and we'll
see if he sends those to you or to somebody else. Okay, okay, well,
thank you, yep, all right, we'll play a song come
Back and get your to Catch Cheater next. Right in

(38:37):
the middle of to Catch a Cheater And if you're
just joining us, Pamela is on the phone and she
thinks that our boyfriend Jason, they've been dating for a year,
might be cheating on her. So in a second, we're
going to call and pretend to be from the grocery
store that he's a rewards card member at, and say
that he's this month's lucky winner. Because every single month
we choose one random rewards card member who gets free
flowers delivered from our floral department, and we'll see if
he sends thus to his girlfriend Pamela or to somebody else.

(39:00):
But before we do that, Pamela, why don't you refresh
our memory on your situation.

Speaker 13 (39:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (39:04):
So, been with my guy for about a year, living
with him the last two months, and I saw some
really weird receipts in his office, just getting things like, yeah,
like new locks in the gun gun and like the
mace and just really weird.

Speaker 13 (39:21):
And I asked him about the locks.

Speaker 14 (39:23):
And he acted weird, and he got me a little
mas when we first started dating. So I just think
that he's like treating some other girls to a little
protection package.

Speaker 4 (39:31):
I don't know, Jason protection package. Okay, Shoot, that's funny.

Speaker 2 (39:37):
Sorry, I hope he's not all right.

Speaker 4 (39:39):
Are you ready for us to call him?

Speaker 3 (39:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (39:42):
Here we go.

Speaker 13 (39:52):
Hello, Hey, this is.

Speaker 1 (39:53):
Horrible calling from I was looking for a rewards card
member named Jason.

Speaker 4 (39:58):
This is he.

Speaker 1 (39:59):
Hey Jason, you do and guess what this is not
a marketing phone call. You're this month's big winner. Congratulations?

Speaker 13 (40:05):
How awesome? What did I What have I won?

Speaker 16 (40:09):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (40:09):
You've won the flowers. Maybe you didn't know.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
Every single month, we choose one Rewards Card member at
random to say thank you very much for shopping with us.
You've just won thirty six long stim red roses, a
box of candy or chocolate, and a card to be
delivered to anybody that you want with in the fifty
United States. It's actually a three hundred and sixteen dollars value.

Speaker 13 (40:25):
Super cool.

Speaker 1 (40:26):
Congratulations. Here's how we're so. I can take the information
in a matter of minutes over the phone. I'm prepared
to do that right now. If you already know who
you want to send them to.

Speaker 13 (40:34):
We can do right now. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
Well, we'll start with the first and last name of
the person, and then I will get if you want
to put anything on a card, and then we can.

Speaker 4 (40:42):
Get the address. Let's send it out to Jessica, Jessica. Yeah,
got you? Would you like to put anything on a
card to Jessica?

Speaker 13 (40:52):
Yeah, I'm sorry.

Speaker 19 (40:56):
I promise I'll never make you cry like that again.

Speaker 13 (41:01):
And you're the best.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
Well, great, thank you very much, Jason. And at this
point I'll let you know that this is actually the
Jewbill Show. It's a radio show. My name is Jubil. Yeah, hi,
I mean hi, I'm Victoria, and we do a segment
called to Catch a Cheater where if your significant other
things you might be cheating. They see who you send
flowers to, and your girlfriend Pamela is on the phone.

Speaker 13 (41:21):
Oh god, okay, yeah, hi han Hi babe. Who the
hell is Jessica? Oh god, I can explain.

Speaker 14 (41:35):
Yeah, obviously you're going to explain right now. You're gonna explain,
because who the hell is she?

Speaker 6 (41:39):
Somebody?

Speaker 14 (41:40):
You don't just spend that nice of a gift, by
the way, to somebody who's not your girlfriend. I don't
know anyone in your family named of Jessica.

Speaker 13 (41:46):
Who's Jessica? Well, yeah, I get it, babe.

Speaker 19 (41:51):
I know it looks weird, but there's I promise there
is a reason what it looks real bad?

Speaker 8 (41:58):
All right.

Speaker 13 (41:58):
So she she's a coworker. Great, Oh that's ephen Okay,
so I'm assuming. So you're getting her flowers and you're
getting our a bunch of other gifts and things apparently
so great.

Speaker 14 (42:10):
So she's a co worker, so you're you're you're sending
a coworker, a woman this great gift when you have
an option to give a free gift, and I'm assuming
that's also the person that you're sending all these gifts
to that you know. And by gifts, I mean the
weird receipts I saw in your office, So that means
you're giving random what pepper spray, you're what a stunning gun,
I don't know, what creepy.

Speaker 13 (42:30):
A what phones? Alas? So you can have a double life,
so you can just like have a sugar up mom
on the side that I don't know about. No, oh god, no, no,
not at all.

Speaker 19 (42:41):
There really is a reasonable explanation for all of this.

Speaker 1 (42:46):
There's an explanation for stun guns and yeah, all that stuff,
and then sending flowers to somebody else named Jessica that
you work with.

Speaker 19 (42:54):
There really is there really is a real explanation for this.
And baby, if you'll just you'll just let me explain,
I promise it will make sense. You know that the
group of guys at work were always like pranking each
other and doing bets, and it just gets bigger and bigger.
So a few weeks ago they got this idea that

(43:16):
we would do a bet and whoever lost the bet
had to be pazed.

Speaker 13 (43:21):
And pepper sprayed.

Speaker 4 (43:23):
Why I don't know.

Speaker 13 (43:27):
They're all idiots. Okay, So I dues pepper spray. How
did Jessica play into this?

Speaker 19 (43:33):
I don't understand that happens and one of the guys lost.
Thank goodness, I didn't lose. But I and bear in
mind like I did not.

Speaker 13 (43:45):
I was not on board.

Speaker 12 (43:45):
I didn't think this was a great idea, but I
got elected to be the one to hold the pepper spray,
and so like I had never actually like I've seen
you know, I've I've handled pepper spray before, but I
never actually shot it. And so when it came time
to shoot the pepper spray, I handled the calf the
wrong way and it started going off everywhere and it

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sprayed this girl, Jessica.

Speaker 13 (44:12):
Right in the face.

Speaker 4 (44:15):
So you pepper sprayed, My pepper.

Speaker 13 (44:17):
Sprayed, and my female coworkers were you not fired?

Speaker 8 (44:21):
So all the.

Speaker 20 (44:30):
Payday, So yeah, she has been like so great. I
felt so I mean, she had like tears just running down.
She was like such a trooper and I felt terrible
and uh.

Speaker 19 (44:43):
So like yeah, we got her cleaned up and I
have apologized.

Speaker 13 (44:47):
Like every day since it happened.

Speaker 19 (44:49):
But when the flowers came up, I thought, you know,
probably just a good thing, smooth things over a little
bit further, and so yeah, that's that's what happened.

Speaker 4 (44:58):
Wow, all that.

Speaker 14 (45:01):
Stupid crap was literally bought because of it, Like all
your stupid pranks with your the things you do with
these coworkers. I cannot believe it. And then the flowers
are for I still don't understand the locks though.

Speaker 13 (45:13):
I didn't thought those for the house, dude.

Speaker 19 (45:15):
Yeah, we had talked about getting new locks a while back,
and it took me a while to get around to it,
I know, but uh, yeah, that was just that was
just the house.

Speaker 2 (45:24):
To protect them from Jessica.

Speaker 13 (45:32):
Like, honestly, babe, this is the stupidest thing ever.

Speaker 14 (45:35):
Do you realize for a second I thought, like, still,
I thought you were like a weird I don't know
what I thought.

Speaker 13 (45:41):
I thought you were your cheating or you were just
like a weirdo.

Speaker 6 (45:43):
What were you?

Speaker 13 (45:44):
You have to stop saying yes to every crank.

Speaker 19 (45:48):
If I had, you know, if I had seen the
same things, I probably would have thought that'd be bad
to you.

Speaker 13 (45:53):
So like, I don't blame you.

Speaker 12 (45:55):
So no, absolutely nothing going on there other than being
a bunch of stupid dudes, and of course I would
never cheat on you.

Speaker 4 (46:02):
I love you and I am so happy to be
doing life with you.

Speaker 2 (46:06):
That's sweet.

Speaker 4 (46:08):
Start telling me, yeah, share your day. That's an interesting day.
I'm Pepper free to coworker in the face on accident.

Speaker 13 (46:17):
My boyfriend Pepper a woman at work and I didn't.

Speaker 4 (46:23):
The Jewel show there, cheater, breaking news. It's a jewel show.

Speaker 1 (46:29):
Aliens have touched down in ann Arbor, Michigan and are
demanding to speak to the president. Excuse me, nice, that's
your reaction. That's the headline that we could hear someday. Okay,
and dang it, how do you think you do if
there was an alien invasion?

Speaker 3 (46:45):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (46:45):
I asked, because the US government did a survey to
determine which citizens would be better off in an alien invasion.
So we'll all find out where we should go if
there's an alien invasion. Coming up right after this, it's
the Jewel Show.

Speaker 10 (46:59):
Ladies and gentlemen, I have a grave announcement to make.
Incredible as it may seem, both the observations of science
and the evidence of our eyes lead to the inescapable
assumption that those strange beings who landed in the Jersey
farmlands tonight are the van god of an invading army
from the planet Mars. The battle which took place tonight

(47:19):
at Grove of Mills has ended in one of the
most stoppling defeats ever suffered by an army in modern times.

Speaker 4 (47:24):
It could happen. It's a double show.

Speaker 1 (47:27):
And how do you think you would do if we
were invaded by buggy eyed, smooth bodied telepaths who were
hell bent on our destruction?

Speaker 4 (47:34):
Smooth bodies. Smooth body Aliens always have.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
Those smooth bodies. Who would you survive and fight them off?
Or would you end up being one of the lucky
ones who gets to be their tethered love slave there
was I guess we all have our different definitions of luck.
But the government actually did a study to find out
which states would be most likely to survive if there
was an alien invasion.

Speaker 2 (47:57):
Oh, they picked us by stage.

Speaker 1 (47:58):
Yes, tell you what the number one is in a second,
But first let's find out where you should not be
in an alien invasion. Okay, the states where you have
the lowest chance of survival when aliens attack. I'll tell
you what number one is in a second. But Wyoming
South Carolina, New Hampshire, Oklahoma, Utah, Oregon, Nebraska, Arizona, and

(48:19):
Idaho all have the worst chance of survival.

Speaker 4 (48:21):
What why, I mean, have those kind of make sense?

Speaker 5 (48:26):
I swear I saw UFO in Wyoming, so I feel
like they frequent that area a lot.

Speaker 4 (48:30):
Yeah, there's not a lot of people there, so they
can easily take it over. Yeah they can find you
easily too.

Speaker 2 (48:35):
Yeah, okay, that makes more sense.

Speaker 1 (48:37):
The number one state where you have the lowest chance
of survival if and when aliens come and invade us
is actually Nevada.

Speaker 2 (48:45):
Really that also makes sense.

Speaker 7 (48:46):
It's home to Area fifty one as well, because they
have their hidden weapons there. They have the hidden weapons there,
they're just waiting to activate them.

Speaker 1 (48:53):
But I would think Nevada would be okay because they're
going to get distracted by the gambling.

Speaker 4 (48:58):
Eventually.

Speaker 5 (49:00):
It might take a Vegas or maybe they're like, oh,
look at these little devils, We're gonna go get them all,
you sinners, or maybe that's what it is.

Speaker 1 (49:08):
A walking around Vegas and people would think it was like,
you know, one of those Vegas street performers or something,
and I poke him, and then you'd poke him and
you'd be done for.

Speaker 2 (49:19):
That's true, and everybody wasted and they would just get fooled.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
The reasons that they say Nevada is the number one
place that has the lowest chance of survival is because
the state has no natural cover right, minimal water sources,
and higher UFO sighting rate, so people won't believe it's
real when it happens.

Speaker 2 (49:38):
I mean, if you think about it, the strip is
technically cover.

Speaker 5 (49:40):
But if you run away from the strip, if they
invade the strip like they're there for some type of convention.

Speaker 2 (49:45):
Then you're going to be stuck running into the desert.
You are, and then you're done.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
What a horrible timing. You go to Vegas and then
there's an alien invasion convention. I mean, you know, I'm
gonna yelp about.

Speaker 2 (50:02):
Caesar's Palace wasn't clean and nobody's.

Speaker 4 (50:05):
Ready to run in Vegas. No, you're too drunk. Yeah,
you're either you're stuffed on the buffet.

Speaker 14 (50:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (50:11):
Can you imagine being post buffet and the aliens walk
through you?

Speaker 8 (50:14):
Like dang it.

Speaker 1 (50:15):
I think the aliens have already invaded and they've went
to Vegas and they're like, let's go home. I don't
want to meet any more of these people, or.

Speaker 4 (50:25):
Or they're just living there and you can't tell the difference. Yeah,
because there's Vegas.

Speaker 1 (50:31):
Where is the chance for the most survival in an
alien invasion? The government did a study to find out
where those places would be. Georgia, Alaska, North Carolina, Wisconsin, Florida,
New York, Massachusetts. Number three is Minnesota.

Speaker 2 (50:48):
What Minneso? I need to understand. Why is this because
of terrain?

Speaker 5 (50:52):
So we're talking going to be right, we're talking about
trees now, and mountains and mountains.

Speaker 4 (50:57):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (50:57):
Well, did they say because it has intellectual firepower of
five point zero seven scientists and ten point twelve engineers
per one thousand residents. A lot of scientists who could
figure out a way to banish the aliens from Minnesota.

Speaker 7 (51:10):
I guess interesting that makes complete sense. Also, a lot
of the terrain stuff makes sense in a lot of
those states. Yeah, like Florida, you just hop on a
boat ski right.

Speaker 5 (51:19):
I kind of figured like California would be the safest
because they have all of the lots and all of
the makeups. So all of a sudden, you guys, we
could all be transformed into different kind of aliens, and
so then maybe they'd be scared away. Bro, what you know,
they have makeup they can put on, and you look
like et and then it'd.

Speaker 4 (51:34):
Be like, Rah, you can't get me.

Speaker 2 (51:36):
Suck up. I'm already an alien, but you're not. You're
in makeup.

Speaker 6 (51:42):
They would literally aliens have come down and be.

Speaker 4 (51:44):
Like what is she dressed?

Speaker 8 (51:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (51:46):
And Hollywood, you can make anything happen.

Speaker 5 (51:48):
There's spaceships down there too, so you're like, I've already.

Speaker 2 (51:51):
Landed here my territory, she claims.

Speaker 1 (51:56):
In the second state with the best survival rate if
there's an alien attack is Alabama.

Speaker 4 (52:01):
Let's go.

Speaker 1 (52:04):
I've just got to think it's because of aliens land
there is everybody's gonna hop in their truck and go hunting.

Speaker 2 (52:11):
I can, but okay, I can't add onto that.

Speaker 4 (52:14):
And the number one.

Speaker 1 (52:15):
State that has the best chance of survival if there's
an alien attack, Virginia had the best alien survival score.
Interesting because it has a robust military presence no obviously
the highest per capita force in the nation, like armed
forces combined with natural defenses of twenty nine caves sixty

(52:35):
three percent force cover, and it makes it an ideal
stronghold against other worldly threats.

Speaker 4 (52:39):
They say, has all that.

Speaker 7 (52:41):
Oh my gosh, you're also down the street from like
the most bunkers ever, the Washington VC.

Speaker 4 (52:46):
Right, yeah, you can be like swim in there. Hey,
I'm a center, your promise.

Speaker 1 (52:55):
And then they have the Appalachian Trail up there to
the Appalachian Mountains right in Virginia campaign.

Speaker 2 (53:01):
I think you'd be safe there.

Speaker 1 (53:02):
I think the aliens would be they'd become pets if
they went up there, little smooth alien pit.

Speaker 4 (53:16):
Sign for trending.

Speaker 5 (53:17):
So, my best friend's dad is the hot new baby
name trend for girls. Isn't that interesting? That's so think
about who your best friend is and what their dad's
name is. That's what people are naming.

Speaker 4 (53:29):
Oh why girls literally naming young women.

Speaker 5 (53:32):
My best friend's dad, want to know? So my best
friend's dad, you know, I'm trying to think of what
a name would be. But it'd be like Drew. You're like, okay,
here's my daughter. She's Drew because that's my best friend's
dad's name. Weird, right, Huh? Should that be an honor or?

Speaker 2 (53:47):
You just kind of like it's a trend.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
You need to log off, man, like it would be
an honor for somebody to name their kid after you,
But it's kind of weird.

Speaker 5 (53:55):
It's really funny because my dad's name is Hattie h
A d I like haughty, so he is. That's what
my mom says.

Speaker 2 (54:07):
If my friends wanted to do this trend and name
their daughter Hatty, it doesn't work.

Speaker 4 (54:15):
But anyway, for those it does.

Speaker 8 (54:17):
Do you.

Speaker 5 (54:18):
The new aesthetic that's trending is the pilates Princess. Now
I'm here for the plates Princess, which is all about
why did you give her that face?

Speaker 4 (54:26):
No, I just that's the ridiculous go on. I think
it's cute.

Speaker 5 (54:30):
The plates Princess, of course, is like the pale pinks
and all the pale colors while you go and practice
your pilates. But also it's a lifestyle about taking things slow,
taking time to honor your breath and like the moments
that you're in. The part about this that's weird to
me about plates is a lot about breath in your core.

Speaker 4 (54:48):
What do you mean? No, I just for your booty
and thrown it t I went to hard.

Speaker 2 (54:54):
It is hard.

Speaker 4 (54:55):
It was the last thing, but peaceful. On a mental
imitage of you, you.

Speaker 5 (55:09):
Don't sound like a Pilates princess when you make those noises.
But the thing that's interesting about it, the twist is
that there's a Pilates princess makeup that you put on
before you go to your workout.

Speaker 4 (55:19):
Why I never.

Speaker 2 (55:20):
Understood that putting on makeup intentionally before you go to
your work because.

Speaker 4 (55:23):
That's the point. That's my thing.

Speaker 7 (55:25):
They're just finding alliterative things to say, like Pilates princess.
They go to Pilates, so they look like they're going
to Pilates. That's like, these offits are really cute, though,
I believe you.

Speaker 4 (55:35):
Why don't you just call it what it is? Athleisure?

Speaker 2 (55:38):
Oh no, it is the Pilates Princess esthetic.

Speaker 4 (55:41):
A pleasure and a way to sell you more makeup
and leggings.

Speaker 5 (55:45):
They got me, They got me too. I'm kind of
here for it. I'm like, am I a Pilates Princess?
Am I here for this esthetic?

Speaker 15 (55:53):
Yo?

Speaker 4 (55:53):
Yoda bendy.

Speaker 2 (56:01):
It was fine, Just don't how the wrinkle.

Speaker 8 (56:05):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (56:06):
Lastly, lastly, people are getting real creative out here. This
is a different type of creative. Fireball has got a
new limited edition whiskey that is made just for game days.
So it's called crier ball because it actually includes rivals tears.
So think about college game. Yes, Actually they have a

(56:28):
position that's called the tier collector, where there's somebody from
Fireball that will go out to these college football games
and whatever team loses, they will go and collect the
tiers that these people are crying and then they'll put
it in that specialition.

Speaker 1 (56:40):
In this economy, yeah, I mean, for real, companies are
laying off people left and right. There is a tear collector.
They're doing fine Fireball, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (56:52):
Because what do you think people do when they get fired?

Speaker 4 (56:55):
Drink fireball and the.

Speaker 12 (56:59):
Ball.

Speaker 2 (57:00):
I just thought that was interesting.

Speaker 5 (57:01):
I mean sometimes marketing you just got to give it
up for it because that was pretty impressible.

Speaker 4 (57:05):
And that's what's me.

Speaker 13 (57:08):
Jewbles dirty little secret.

Speaker 4 (57:10):
Hello, Hello, hey, you have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 6 (57:15):
It's not dirty, but it's a huge secret though.

Speaker 4 (57:18):
Okay, that's fine.

Speaker 17 (57:19):
What is it?

Speaker 8 (57:20):
So?

Speaker 6 (57:20):
You know how on Facebook they have you are you
dating the same guy? Yeah?

Speaker 17 (57:25):
Well, my best friend put me in one of those groups.
And so I have a six year old and her
father's not involved, and not maybe a year ago he
was in the group and they were talking about him
and long story shorts, I just found out that he died.

(57:46):
Who what? Yeah, oh my gosh, I don't know how,
I don't know what. But I found out that he
died through this group. And this is the most information
I have ever known about this man. It did confirm
that he was married, because there were red flags and
I thought so, but I wasn't for sure, and so

(58:10):
it confirmed that. But I have all this new information
like his other kids' names and his parents' names, and
I'm like, that's a lot.

Speaker 2 (58:21):
So is the question, like do you think about if
you're going to tell those people that they also have
a new family member, which is your daughter?

Speaker 8 (58:28):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (58:29):
That part because in the obituary she's not listed as
his kid.

Speaker 2 (58:34):
Yeah, did he know that you had?

Speaker 15 (58:36):
It?

Speaker 12 (58:36):
Is?

Speaker 2 (58:37):
So, oh yeah he knew.

Speaker 17 (58:40):
But I never made it about the money. I never
took him to court. I never did any of that.
And he always had access. He just never chose to
be around, you know what I mean. And so it's
like I have this like big secret of think of
your parents in this situation, like what would happen if
they had a grandkid that they never knew about?

Speaker 5 (59:00):
That you his parents would want to know, and I
think it would be good for because I mean, you
feel it out first before you bring your daughter around.
But like, I just wonder if you talk to the parents,
his parents and just let them know what's going on.
But you don't have to bring your daughter into the
mix yet, because I mean, I think it's a lot
to digest for them and for you and for her.
I mean, well, I wonder I feel like it's the

(59:21):
as the parents.

Speaker 2 (59:22):
It's like that's a piece of your child child so well,
and now your daughter has siblings.

Speaker 6 (59:29):
Oh that's true exactly. Like, and I've known about two
of the siblings.

Speaker 17 (59:34):
I didn't realize that there was another one because I
thought I was the third baby mama.

Speaker 6 (59:39):
You know, I know how to pick them guys.

Speaker 4 (59:40):
Wow.

Speaker 9 (59:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (59:44):
But what I'm gonna do is because I found out
the day after they laid him to rest.

Speaker 4 (59:51):
Wow. Wow.

Speaker 17 (59:52):
So I'm going to wait and get through, let them
get through the holiday season. Yeah, this is going to
be rather relatively traumatic for this much. I have to
think about them and their children, like there's three other kids, yeah,
and have no idea that they have a sister.

Speaker 4 (01:00:08):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (01:00:10):
This is a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
Yeah, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

Speaker 6 (01:00:15):
Yeah, filling my mornings.

Speaker 17 (01:00:18):
When I moved, I didn't expect to find another radio station,
but y'all always feel my mornings.

Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
And thank y'all so.

Speaker 4 (01:00:26):
Much for what you do.

Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
Oh, thank you, appreciate it. Please and good luck with everything. Yeah,
that's a lot.

Speaker 13 (01:00:32):
You need to tell you anything, don't know if something
else happened.

Speaker 4 (01:00:35):
Yeah, alright, thanks? All right?

Speaker 8 (01:00:38):
Bye?

Speaker 1 (01:00:38):
Hey hello, hello, hey, you have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 2 (01:00:43):
Uh yeah, I do.

Speaker 6 (01:00:44):
What is it?

Speaker 21 (01:00:46):
Okay? So I really just absolutely despise my partner's mustache. Okay,
like I am twenty five percent less attracted to him.

Speaker 4 (01:00:59):
Oh, quantified.

Speaker 2 (01:01:01):
That's a lot, though, So do you do time to
just get rid of it?

Speaker 13 (01:01:05):
Well, he's kind of the person that would like do
the opposite.

Speaker 2 (01:01:11):
He'd go out anymore he asked them to get rid
of it.

Speaker 21 (01:01:14):
Correct.

Speaker 4 (01:01:15):
Does he ever sleep?

Speaker 6 (01:01:17):
Yeah, you know, I have very much thought about it.

Speaker 13 (01:01:21):
I have thought about just getting out the razor sleep.

Speaker 21 (01:01:26):
But I do know he's kind of a light sleeper,
so I'm not really sure how that would work.

Speaker 2 (01:01:31):
Well, is he a managerial?

Speaker 4 (01:01:32):
Is a thing?

Speaker 5 (01:01:37):
Make him past that and then call us back and
tell us that's your dirty little secret.

Speaker 4 (01:01:43):
He doesn't know it was me.

Speaker 1 (01:01:44):
How thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

Speaker 4 (01:01:49):
Sure, what's your dirty little secret?

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