March 23, 2022 • 51 mins
The Jubal Show kicks off the day talking A-Hole moves, Jubal Fresh messes up your anniversary gift in new Phone Prank, late is better, but never late is better in this War of the Roses, this Dirty Little Secret is a couple of secrets all in one, there's a bed, but not the one that you sleep on in this First Date Follow Up and The Jubal Show talks what they're Googling nowadays!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Jewel Show on demand. So anyway, I'm just sitting
there in traffic, drinking my coffee and applying some chapstick
to my incredibly supple yet chap lifts. And then what happens,
some Yahoo decides to cut me off, and you know what,
that really turns my crank, winds me up, grinds my
(00:24):
gears when I get cut off, right, So you know
what I did. I wrote down his license plate number,
found out where he lives, and I courted his wife
until she divorced him. That's right. And I also planted
some drugs in one of the boxes he was moving
out with and called the cops. And now he's in
prison for twenty five years and I'm married to his
(00:46):
wife and his kids are calling me dad. You're talking
about I got revenge on that ahole? Because getting cut
off in traffic really grinds my gears. I can't tell
you need help. This is the Jewel Show. And who
hasn't had a feeling like that? Oh my gosh, it
is the most things just like terrible. I want to
just ruin that person's life right now, almost want to
(01:07):
crash my own car. Sometimes it makes me so much well,
researchers just came out with a list of the biggest
a whole moves that people can do if you can
go over them right now. See if your pet peeve
is on the list, or see if you're on the
list for being a pet blocking someone else's driveway. Oh yeah,
it's rude, disregard, super rude blocking anybody's driveway. Yeah, why
(01:29):
would you block a driveway? I don't know. Oh, you
know what with like deliveries and oh what happens all
the time? Actually with deliveries, people will block our driveway
they do. How many times you annoying? How many times
has there been a big truck in front of our house?
A lot, a lot people who always poking in front
of my driveway when I want to leave. It's like
it's like they know that I'm about to leave, they
do it. Who is an actual person driving a car
(01:50):
that's parking in front of people's driveways? I know one?
You do? Yeah? Who? Alex's sixteen year old daughter, Bella,
my sixteen year old stepdaughter has a boyfriend named Jack.
This dude always when he comes to pick her up,
parks in front of the drive Well, he's not coming
in he's just picking her up, but she know, she
makes him wait for like twenty minutes before she comes
(02:11):
out of the house, so he's pretty much park for
twenty minutes wading. That's a power move from me. I
was going to go get coffee the other morning and
I walked out and there's Jack Tis Jack just parked
in front of the driveway. Old. Yeah, now better than
the block someone's driveway. Another pet peeve that people have,
(02:33):
they say one of the biggest a hole moves you
can do. This is from a new list that came
out from Researches did a big survey asking people their
pet peeves. Eat food that isn't yours. Oh, especially because
like I want to, you know, make gains in the gym.
If you eat my food, I'm going to kill you.
I'm thinking of somebody else's plate that could be too, okay, Yeah,
(02:53):
I was thinking, like in a frazer, I mean both.
Some people do that at dinner. They don't even ask permission,
they just reach over and eat it. Oh that's or
in offices. It's a big deal, right, yeah, And especially
if someone has their name on it and you eat it, dude,
I'm like, who are you why why would you want
to eat somebody else's food? Anyways, that's a disgust and
that person when they're trying to be polite at dinner,
they'll say, oh, do you want to try my food?
(03:14):
Because they're hoping that you're going to say, oh, do
you want to try my foe? Yeah, well I just asked,
can of a bite your food? Here's another big ahole
move according to this list, passing somebody on the road
right on the freeway or a highway or just whatever,
and then going slower in front of them, so you
pass them and then go slower than they were going.
Oh my good, brief check. I don't know why people
do that. I know. And it's like when somebody pulls out.
(03:35):
When somebody pulls out, or like at a light and
they pull in front of you right and then go
slow and there's nobody behind. It's like you couldn't have
waited five seconds? Yeah. Oh, it's so obnoxious. And another
thing on the list, one of the top things on
the list of the biggest a hole moves you can do,
according to this new survey, is try to push through
and exit a plane before it's your time. Oh yo, done,
(03:57):
thank you? For bringing up who does that? Why? Why? Why? Like?
And then you get stuck three rows ahead of yours
and then you feel like super awkward and everyone around
you was just glaring at you. Is so rude. I'm
always quick to jump up in the aisle when the
plane lands, but if I notice somebody coming down from
behind the plane, I wait for it and then I
just get it. I just jump out like a linebacker
(04:17):
and said in front of them. Yeah, there was this
one like older lady. Oh, she ticked me off so bad.
It's like she was far back, twenty rows back. I
started coming and then I was like, yeah, yo, we
all want to get off this plane. Like she wasn't.
There was no connection. Nobody saidything. She wasn't even in
a rush. She was just like walking right, she was
trying to get ahead of everybody. I'm like, no, that's rude. Yeah.
(04:38):
And if it wasn't for those people, we would only fosta. Yeah,
just so down. I know, watching people get their luggage
out of the overhead carrier. Oh, when a plane lands,
you realize how far how we have not evolved much
as a species at all. No one knows how to
grab a handle wid right, text en four one oh
(04:59):
six one. It's some of your biggest pet peeves. The
Jewil Show on demand. It's another Jewbil phone Frameyday Mornings
on that's twenties. Hello. Hey, this is Pete Eakins calling
from Memories. I was looking for Charles. Yeah, this is him. Hey,
(05:21):
how's it going, Charles M I'm good? Good? Um? Where
are you calling from again? Memories? You purchased a memory
pop up box from us to be delivered to your
wife tomorrow at her job. Yeah. Yeah, and it's for
your five year anniversary. Correct, that's exciting. Yeah, it is.
(05:43):
Actually I've I've scheduled a little trip for us. Oh
that's really nice. Well then good, that'll make up for
what I'm about to tell you. What exactly does that mean? Well,
so you ordered them little memory box. It's got some
pictures of you guys, and you know your wedding date
on there, and then there was an engraving when you
(06:05):
open it, and that engraving I was supposed to say, Um,
what was it supposed to say? Again, thanks for making
me the luckiest man ever. Yes, that's what it was
supposed to say. And it's gonna read a little bit different.
So I just want to prepare you for that. You
(06:28):
got my inscription wrong. Well I didn't know Troy. Well,
our former employee, Troy in our engraving department, took a
few liberties with it. But no worries. I mean, you
get you have a trip plan for you and your
wife for your five year anniversary. You already got this
beautiful box. What a man. He's just not gonna let
(06:51):
that go, are you No, I'm not gonna let it go.
All right, So Troy or engraver, was a little bit upset.
I got them to get his coffee or something, but
he changed you letters and left out a couple of words.
So gosh, this is really hard to say because I
imagine this is a big deal for you. Yes, it's
a huge deal. This is my five gear wedding anniversary.
(07:11):
This was the plan. Okay, So I'm just gonna go
ahead and tell you what happened then. Okay, So it
was supposed to say thanks for making me the luckiest
man ever. Stop okay, running circles, and to tell me, man, okay,
what did you put on the box? We'll just follow
along here. So the thanks and the four all good?
We got that and Troy in our engraving department. Before
(07:35):
I wrote him up for this, he kind of tweaked
the word making, so thanks for making he kept the
IMG party added a word that starts with F and
ends with iang. So thanks for thanking? Are you for
you serious? Yes? I am one hundred percent. I'm so
sorry about that. You should they put thank you for?
How did this happen? I gave you two hundred dollars
(07:58):
and you put thanks for in my box? That's not
quite all of it. I wish that was So what
does it say? So it's got the me part is
in there after that, and then he the word ever.
He changed that e to an oh, so it says
I'll just say it. It says five years thanks for
(08:19):
me over. I'm really what the hell? What I'm getting
my money back? A B. Yeah, that's the thing. It
is nonrefundable, so I'm not gonna be able to do that.
But nonrefundable. You guys took two hundred dollars from me,
took my message to my wife, thank you for making
(08:40):
me the luckiest man ever, in turn to do two
thanks for me over? Yeah, what are you talking about? Nonrefundable?
Give me my money back or I'm coming down there
and I'm taking it. Okay, Well, I don't want you
to do that, so well, I'll just tell you the
prank phone called then geez what Yeah, this is actually
Jewel from the Jewil Show doing a phone prank on
you and your friend Tom set you up. He told
(09:04):
me all about the gift that you got your wife
or your five year anniversary and wanted me to make
you think it was screwed up. Oh god, so the
box is fine. This was okay as far as I know.
As far as I know, it's still good. The Jebel
Show on demand. It's time four of the Roses only
(09:25):
on the Jewbil Show. I can't believe that people who
cheat do the whole Hey, I gotta work along. Boss
wants me to work a long day today. It is
a bad excuse. It's the most used excuse in the book,
I think. And Leah is on the phone for a
war the Roses to catch a cheater today, and she
thinks that her husband Ian might be cheating on her,
all because Boss wants me to stay longer at work.
(09:48):
One of those situations. Hey, Leah, how are you well?
When you put it like that? Yeah, it's not great. Yes, sorry,
it is. It is kind of an old excuse, and
that's why you think you're husband's cheating on you. Yeah,
I mean he's been giving you that excuse, and I
feel like I've caught him in a lie. But like
(10:08):
he lied when I brought it up. So I just
I need your help. What do you mean you think
you called him in a lie? He just started going
back into the office. So he's just been coming home
late lately. Like how late? M Like two three am?
Three am? That's the next morning. What times he normally
(10:31):
get home normally? I would say, like ten, okay, so
he works late, but two three, Like, what is he
saying that he's doing. Yeah, he says he's getting drinks
with with clients or co workers three o'clock in the morning.
Clock in the morning, No way after a long day
(10:51):
of Nune's open. Three in the morning. But legs and lips.
Sorry about how many times has he done this? M
A handful? Maybe five times? Oh oh wow? All right?
So I mean I'm assuming you asked him about that.
I mean, your spouse comes home at three in the morning,
and you, you know, repeatedly, especially and they're saying that
(11:12):
they were at work when they're normally home at ten.
I think it's okay to question them. Did you ask
him about it? Oh? Yeah I did. And what was
his excuse? He said, everyone's just really happy to see
each other again. So they've been going out and getting
drinks and he didn't realize how much time to pass
and blah blah blah. Wow, Well, let me tell you
(11:34):
what I'm thinking. Three am, he's at the strip club.
I mean, that's one of the options. Yeah, there's a
lot of options, but I don't think having drinks with
co workers at three in the morning or two in
the morning on a work week, that right there. I mean,
that's definitely suspect. Is there anything else that makes you
think that he's cheating? Well, I did find a receipt
(11:54):
that I thought was kind of suspicious. Was it from
the cheating store? I was doing our laundries and I
was like emptying pockets and I found a receipt crumpled
up in his pocket and it was it looked like
it was dinner for two. It was like two meals
and two drinks at like a nice restaurant. Okay, a
(12:17):
nice restaurant, but dinner for two, and he said he
was out with people more than one person. M okay,
I don't know what else it could be. If he's
doing that, and you see freeze, he says, hes out
with a bunch of people. Then you find a receipt
that looks like two people at a nice restaurant, and
he's coming home at three in the morning, obviously hiding something.
I don't think we need any more questions. We'll just
call him. I mean, have you thought of a way
(12:38):
that we could call him that isn't gonna seem weird? Well,
he did get a new credit card this month. We
can call from the credit card and people'll call you.
I say thanks, and then say thanks for signing up,
and give him some free flowers. That'll probably work. What's
the credit card? What kind of credit card? All right,
that's a call from there. Then all right, hopefully, so
(12:59):
I'll come back and call him and offer from flowers
and see if he gives us your name or someone else.
Is all right? Oh god, all right, we'll do right
for this. It's a jewel show right in the middle
of war. The world is to catch cheater. If you're
just joining us, Leah is on the phone, and she
wants us to call her husband and see if he's cheating,
because he started going back into the office and recently
he started working late. And when we say late, we
(13:21):
mean early. For whatever reason, he normally gets home at
like ten from his job. He's been getting home at
two three in the morning. Leah asked him about it,
and he says, he's just hanging out with co workers.
Yeah right, yeah, right. And then she said she found
a receipt on one of the nights that he said
he was hanging out with co workers, and it was
it looked like for dinner for two. So that all
seems weird as well. And we're gonna pretend to call
(13:43):
him from his credit card company. He got a new
credit card, so we'll say thanks for signing up off
from some flowers that he can send to someone special
in his life and see if he puts his wife's
name on it or somebody else's all right, Leah, anything
else to add before we call him? Now, let's do it,
all right, here we go. Hello, Hey, this is Shortal
(14:18):
calling from looking for Ian. Listen, Hey, Ian, how are you?
I'm fantastic? How are you? I'm not too bad? I
am in charge of the Welcome Committee. What that means
is I call new customers and I say thank you
very much for signing up. And to say thank you,
(14:38):
we would like to offer you a dozen roses that
you can send to someone special in your life. Oh oh,
for free. Yeah yeah, and trust me, it won't say
anything it wanted the credit card company's name on. It
won't come from us. It's really just a way to
say thank you, a dozen roses to anybody you want. Okay.
(15:00):
Oh is that a yes? Okay, yes, yes, yes, all right,
well great, okay, cool. Well, all I'm gonna need from
you is name what you want to put on a
card and the address, and we'll be good to go. Okay, okay,
so you probably the problems has no charge? Oh yeah no,
it's completely free, just to say thanks. Okay. I want
(15:22):
to send them to Jackie. Okay, And is there anything
you want to put on a card? Well, I want
the card to say, um, I had a lot of
fun last night. Oh oh wow, and I can't wait
to see you this weekend. Oh this weekend? Even that's fun.
(15:48):
Yeah yeah, yeah. You know what's not fun is that
your wife Lee is on the phone and just heard that.
Who the good Jackie? Um? Yeah, and how are you?
This is the Jebel Show. My name is Jubil and
my name is Alex and my name is English. And
what do you mean what do you mean you had fun? Uh?
(16:15):
Answer me? Answer me? And uh uh what do you
mean you're seeing her this weekend? Who is Jackie? She's
she's just a friend at work. She hangs out with
a bunch of the guys. You didn't say friend, someone
you've been seeing. Can't wait to see you? Yeah? Again,
(16:38):
had fun? See you this weekend or whatever you say,
whatever the heck you said. But what I mean? We
all go out at the work. You know. I often
send my co workers flowers and say, can't wait to
see him this weekend. Do you work weekends? Uh? Sometimes
with the occasion culture, Yeah, yeah, this weekend. Come on,
(16:59):
a liar. You are a liar and a cheater. I
asked you about this several times, especially when I found
that receipt, and now you're trying to cover it up
after I've literally just caught you. You said it's someone
you're seeing named Jackie. Explay yourself, I mean, I mean,
(17:22):
we'll listen. Yeah, exactly your fire. Look, look deep, let's
let's explain this after work. Let's talk after work. Um,
I don't have anything to explain. When after work? Does
that mean coming over at three o'clock in the morning.
I'll leave you work earlier. We'll talk right, super nonchalant
(17:44):
about it all. Yeah, all right, I'll listen. I'll leave
work right now and we'll talk. We'll talk to you. No,
there's nothing to talk about. I caught you. You're a liar,
and I don't want to be this relationship anymore. You're cheater.
The only problem with that, Leah is he hung up
(18:05):
right as you started talking there, So cool, think kid,
he didn't hear that last part. If you want to
recording this, we'll send it to you, so don't have
to say it again. Fine, we'll figure it out when
all his clothes are on the yard. Okay, Well sorry,
I had to find out you already kind of knew though. Um,
but you will find someone who will be home from
work at normal times. Yeah, like a five PM. Yeah,
(18:26):
maybe be up until three o'clock in the morning with you,
if you know what I mean. Thanks, Then Jewels show
on demand, Jubils, Dirty Little Secret Time for your dirty
little secret. Remember text in four one six one. If
you have a dirty little secret, you can tell us anything,
literally anything, Because we don't even ask what your name is,
(18:47):
so you remain anonymous. Nobody will know that it's you
telling your secret. So, um, what do you want to
tell us? So there's a girl that I've liked for
quite a long time. She's my best friend. She does
not know that I like her like that. Yeah, so
you never had the courage to tell her. I mean
(19:11):
we started off as friends, and then the longer we
were friends, the more I started liking her, and I
didn't want to say anything with Jeffer as the friendship.
How long have you guys been bestieth? It's probably about
I would say five six years. Okay, damn all right,
so you to bottle up all that test uster own.
Actually think that you'll have a like a chance one day? Yeah,
(19:31):
not so much anymore? Oh really, well, I was like, say,
this is a romantic comedy in the making, Like five
years you guys are friends, she doesn't have a crush
on her, and then one day you're like, hey, you
know what, friends shower together? We should shower together. And
then it's a beautiful scene. Wait, no, that's a different
kind of movie anyway. Probably something more romantic than that happens.
And then she realized that you love her, and she's like,
I loved you too all this time. Wish she would
(19:52):
tell me earlier. And then you guys try to catch
a flight somewhere. Yeah, I wish. I wish that was
the case. That's I want why I have a secret. Okay,
So your dirty little secret isn't the fact that you're
in love with your bestie and you have been from
a couple of years. Okay, so you have a few
dirty little secrets that you're claying about. Yeah, spilled the
team phone. So the other day we were hanging out
(20:16):
and she came over and she went to the bathroom.
She left all of her stuff out, like her phone. Okay,
and I know it's you're not supposed to, but I
checked her phone and I started going through her stuff,
like thin, it was your girlfriend, so why would you
go through her phone? I was curious. I get kind
of nervous around these things, and I just wanted to
(20:37):
know if she was with someone else. She'd been kind
of coy with me as to who she was dating,
and I just wasn't sure. I don't want to make
an ass out of myself if I asked her out okay, um,
because I was going through her phone and one of
her top messages I find someone whose nickname is WiFi
and there are a bunch of hearts near the name okay,
and that wouldn't be alarmed. I mean, honestly, like, that
(21:00):
wouldn't be alarming. Alice and I are married, if you
didn't know that, And like if I picked up her
phone and it was like wife with a bunch of
like heart emojis and like a little friend, like, I'd
be like, that's just a friend that dies. She calls that,
I think, say, yeah, that's that's what I thought, until
I actually clicked on the messages. I opened it up.
So I've been in love with my friend for years
(21:24):
and I just found out she's a lesbian. Oh all right,
who's gonna picture her? Yeah, she doesn't know. She doesn't
know that I know. And when she came back and
we were talking, I did I didn't know how to
I don't know how to deal with it. I didn't
know how to talk to her. That would be awkward,
I mean, that would be uncomfortable to know, because like
(21:44):
that's obviously something very personal for people that like if
they don't want to tell anybody, you can't really mean,
you'd lose a friendship for sure, exactly. You still have
a chance though she might be by that's true. Yeah,
it could be she might. You could still try it
because she might be into both. You don't know for sure, dude.
I mean, you know for sure that she's into women,
but like she could also be into you as well. Yeah,
(22:05):
I mean, you know, I appreciate the advice. You know,
She's still my best friend no matter what happens. I
still I still love her, even if it's going to
be just platonic. But uh yeah, yeah, well I never
know what's going to happen. But I really appreciate you
guys wearing me out. Yeah yeah, dude, maybe she maybe
she is like not buy and the woman that she's
(22:26):
with now breaks her heart so bad. She's like, I
can't ever deal with another woman again and goes back
and goes two guys. Yeah, and then it's you keep
her alive, don't give it a dream? Yeah. The Jewel
Show on Demand. Welcome to the i n N, the
Adian News Network where idiots aren't. Just in the news
For Wednesday, March twenty third, twenty twenty two, I'm Jewel
(22:48):
Fresh and one rapper has beef with a fish sandwich. Yeah,
I'm talking about in just a second, but first let's
meet the idiots. I'm Alex Fresh and a few customers
are suing Starbucks because they brewed them up. Um, okay,
I have what coming right up? I'm Christian Gray Snow.
In my story is every bird of proof Why you
don't tell your partner everything if you are a piece
(23:10):
of people? Okay, coming up on that in my story.
That's coming up in my story right all right? Wash
popping his producer Bennett popping in for English even because
I don't know he's been in the bathroom forever like
that kid, I swear, does he even want to work? Yeah,
he could be having a work meeting and there no
word when he's coming back. I'm in Sri Lanka. Find
out what's going on in Tri Lanka, and we'll see
if Evan comes back from the bathroom, and the rest
(23:30):
of those stories before your first story in the day
in the I nd the idiot news work as they
report the news. There's been a lot of great rap battles,
right tupacin, Biggie Drake and everybody. And now Push the
T has come out with a dish track, not even
against another rapper though against the filet of fish whoa
McDonald's and the reason the whole world of it. Now
(23:51):
I gotta trush your fishes. I think he should be disgusted.
And you're like, how much can this guy say about
a filet of fish? It's still going s the square
fish asking us to trust its cheese making d's on
a budget. So I love how he's talking about McDonald's
being on a budget with one slice of cheese. It's like, no,
we're on a budget. That's why we're having stop winning
(24:14):
about the one slice of cheese. That's what we ask for. Well,
their goals to push your tea happy meal, you know
how everybody has what would be in the Push a
T Happy meal. The salt comes in actually a little
plastic baggies and two chains. This is the idiot News
Network or idiots. I'm just in the news. For our
(24:36):
next story of day, let's send on over to Alex Fresh,
who's on location outside of Starbucks, outside of a Starbull. Yeah,
where a few of these customers are suing Starbucks because
they got served up something other than their morning brew.
It's a cleaner that Starbucks uses to clean their coffee machines,
and a few customers were served up this toxic chemical
in their cup instead of their typical, burnt and otherwise
(24:57):
inconsistent coffee. God crazy, Wow, it sounds like red lawsuit.
They should have played it off and been like, yeah,
that's a secret menu ite, I'm sorry, I thought you
ordered that. Speaking enough secret menu. I saw they added
this arter scotch frapp Oh yeah, what's in it? Butter scotch?
I just pulled up the Starbucks secret menu. They have
a Skittles frappuccino. What's in that? Strawberries and cream frappuccino.
(25:22):
That's what you start with. No classic syrup, add vanilla serrup.
You want to add some raspberry syrup and more raspberry scotch.
Sarah who comes up with us? Doesn't It makes the
poison that they serve sound a little bit better? Right?
This is the I n N the Idian News Network.
Gradients aren't just in the news. For next story of
the day, Let's send it on over to Christian Grace Snow,
(25:43):
who is on location in West Palm Beach, Florida. Always
in Florida when it comes to the Iron and it
is because an ex girlfriend decided to make her ex's
life a living hell. He happened to be the sheriff's
deputy for West Palm Beach County, Okay. After they broke up,
which is a bad breakup. She reported all these things
that he had told her what to his job, like
(26:05):
things like he was having sex on the job with
other men and paying them. Yes, he was doing that.
He was also taking pictures in videos of the calls
that he was called on, so which is obviously an
invasion of privacy, and he would share that with her.
So basically my story is Florida is still being Florida.
Back to you. This is the i n N, the
Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news.
(26:27):
Our next story of the day. Let's send it on
over to producer Das. There's filling in for English seven,
who is still not back from the bathroom. Still still
not back. But in the words of my favorite rapper
Nicki Minaje, pull up into Monsta Automobile Gonsa with the
bad that came from tree Lanah. I'm in Tri Lanka. Okay.
They have canceled school exams for millions of students after
(26:48):
running out printer paper as the country contends with it's
worth financial crisis since nineteen forty eight. So no papers,
no test to the kids are excited about that. Hell yeah,
maybe why can't they just do digital tests? I don't
have computers? The forward paper, Yeah, computers, just like look down.
(27:13):
I was like, I'm just going to run for office
true locker because I have great ideas. You should have
seen your face. Christian just looked and he was like
oh and he just put his head. He just his
head just sank down. He looks straight out like I
really thought I was onto some All right, that's the
easy thing. You're about to lose your job. Like that
means the i n N is done for the day.
(27:35):
Don't worry, We'll do it again same time tomorrow. That
was the i n N. The Idiot News Network or
idiots aren't just in the news in tomorrow the same
time for another hard hitting report from the I n N.
I mean, we just got computers. Remember. You can follow
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I'm at Christian Gryson The Jewel Show on demand. It's
(27:59):
another bull phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello, we
are all set for two o'clock, so do not be
in the area. Hey, Rich, it's James here. Okay, how's
(28:19):
it going. It's going pretty good. Did you mention something
about a time today? That's for me. I did not,
And I know we haven't really spoke much. You just
started the house hunt and we've only you know, spoken online.
But I heard you loud and clear. I heard you
loud and clear. You need to sell the house you're
in or get that one off your hands, and you
(28:41):
want to get into a new house. So two o'clock
is going to be the time. Just make sure you're
not around. Wait, I'm sorry. The time for what the
time that it will happen, And don't worry trust me.
Like like I said, I've done this many times. I've
been in the realty game for about twenty years now.
What is happening at two that I Well, you said
that you need to deal with the house that you're
(29:03):
currently in first before you get into a new home. Well, yeah,
but all I did was we were inquiring, We weren't. Weren't.
We're not ready to do anything at the moment. Okay, Yeah,
And you're doing the right thing here by kind of planned.
You're a smart guy, and I appreciate the fact that
you're doing that, all right. But once we get that
insurance money, oh my god, doors are going to open
(29:25):
and close on your new house. Listen. I'm not even
sure what's going on. And all I know is I
didn't agree to anything with anyone. It's good that you
can say that and be truthful about that, because you
will be asked some questions and I just want you
to stick to your story and it should be wrapped
up within a week and then we'll get that money
(29:46):
and we will get that perfect home for you. With
all due respect, I have no clue what you're talking about. Listen.
I did it with batteries, Okay. A lot of times batteries,
if they're placed in a certain way around certain things,
can start a fire by accident. Holy dude, are you
telling me you're about to burn down my house at two?
I am not going to go on record with an
(30:09):
answer to that, but we both know the situation. We
don't know anything. You know something. I don't even know
who you are, what you're talking about. All I did
was ask a couple of questions about possibly moving and
oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh
my god, oh my god. I'm sorry. I haven't I
haven't heard a word you've said. Where are you right now?
(30:31):
I'm currently working at the autem right now. I'm sorry.
I'm upset at the situation. Okay, Um, look, this might
be a little messier than I thought because the guy
that I hired didn't understand that I said at two
o'clock this afternoon. So if anybody's at the house, you
might want to get him out. Now. I don't know
(30:51):
if there is, but also you might want to get
there and get your belongings, because apparently, if you want
something done right, you gotta do it yourself. Wait. Wait,
I'm sorry, you're going to burn down my house at
an hour. Okay, we've got a real problem them here,
and you can drop the act like I said. Okay,
the ignorance thing is great when you talk to the cops,
but um, you and I know the situation. Hey, listen, man,
I didn't hire you to begin with. And by the way,
I was looking for a real estate agent, not someone
(31:11):
that's going to burn down my house is battery. We
really need to just keep our eye on the price here, okay,
because we've got no no. What we really need to
do is I need to hang up the phone and
call the police. I'm not asking how to call the
police on this one. Just trust me, okay, trust you.
You don't even know you. You're calling me to tell
me that you're blowing up my house to get insruance money. Yes,
I haven't even made an agreement with you. I know
(31:33):
that's because I'm not the real estate agent that she
talked to. This is actually Jewel from Jewil Show doing
a phone prank on you, Rich What what did you say?
I said, this is actually Jewel from the Jewels Show
doing a phone prank on you and your wife Brianna
set you up. This is crazy, man. Yeah, your wife
said that you guys have been looking for a new
house and has been frustrating and you don't trust realtors
(31:54):
very much. So yeah, I'm not gonna trust the real
estate agent now, dude, I thought that was going the
extra mile. Did Jebil show on Demand did you bil
show on Demand? First day follow up? Glynn is on
the phone today for a first date follow up. She's
not getting a call back from a guy named Spencer.
Why is Spence blowing her off? I don't know, Brooklyn,
(32:16):
what's up to? Tell us what's going on? Well, um,
just when we say that I love you guys, and
I listened to you all the time and I wish
we were chatting under better circumstances. Well, thank you for listening.
So you got ghosted by a guy named Spencer, right,
that's right? And he is so hot I can't lie
see him now. Well, when was the last time that
(32:37):
you heard from him? Or has he not responded at all?
We had a date like two weeks ago, but um,
I you know it's been a minute, so okay, And
have you tried texting him or calling him or anything
like that? Or they takes him that night thanking him
for the good time, and he literally hasn't responded. I mean,
he's just like a ghost. And did you text him
(33:00):
at all after that? Yeah? I tried him again, but
he just he just hasn't replied. Okay, Well that is ghost.
You have no idea why at all? I have no idea,
and it just it just sucks because I had fun,
Like was it fireworks and mind blowing chemistry? Now? But
it was fun. I just I just can't found him
(33:20):
any reason why he had ignore me, Like the date
seemed perfectly fine and obviously you really want this day
because you said he was effing hot, right, yeah? Yeah,
how did you guys meet again? We met on Tinder
and he asked me out. So all right, just like
every dudeks every woman out on tinder, Well what happened?
(33:41):
What did you guys do on your date? Let's see
if we can figure it out. We went for dinner. Um,
but you know, I just I really got done up
for this, you know, I think the entire night, I
just got a spray to him. That morning I had
to blow out, and I just you know, later I
just saw hot and the date felt good and then boom, cricket.
(34:02):
You went on a date with crickets. I think that's
a missed too. Okay, back to the thing. Um, he
asked me out, you know, so I know the interest
was there like initially, which now I can't decide if
that's good or bad because it was there and clearly
it's kind Is that the usual amount of preparation you
(34:23):
put into a date, like getting a spray tan on
the morning of No, not always just because he's super hot. Yeah,
so what I really want to see this guy? I mean,
you want to spray tan and date him? I mean maybe,
I mean it could be you know, Spencer too is
a good name. Did you guys do anything after dinner? Um,
(34:44):
we just had a couple of drinks, Like, you know,
we were at for an hour and a half. It
was a school night and both of the store working
the next day, so I liked that though it was
kind of chill. Okay, so you only hung out for
like ninety minutes and you've screwed it up in ninety minutes.
You screwed up. It took you. Well, how did the
(35:05):
date end? I'm getting a kiss? Yeah, and he said
he the great night too. Did you guys meet there?
M Yeah. Did you make plans to go out again? No?
But it just kind of felt like we would you know, Yeah,
if you get a kiss at the end of the day,
I would think you'd probably think that he would call
you back. All right, Well, we'll try to figure out
(35:26):
We'll play a song come back and then call him
and get your first date follow up next. Sound good, great,
we'll drive for this. It's a Jewel Show. Brooklyn is
on the phone, and she went out with the dude
named Spencer, and now Spencer isn't calling her back, and
she has no idea why. She said, they went out
and just hung out like a normal regular date, dinner,
drinks and hung out for ninety full minutes, so it's
(35:47):
like a soccer game ninety minutes and that was it.
But they she did, he did kiss her at the
end of the night, and after her date. She hasn't
heard a thing from him. It's been two weeks and
we're about to see if we can get him on
the phone and find out why. All right, Brooklyn, are
you ready? Yes? I mean I'm nervous, but I'm ready.
Here we go. Hello, Hi, Ma, speak to Spencer please.
(36:27):
That is Spencer. Who is this? Hi Spencer. My name
is Jewbil Fresh from the Jewel Show. And this is
Alex Fresh and this is English Evan and Christian Grace.
Now it's a radio show, radio show. Yeah, what's going on?
This is the Jewels Shows. This is really like innovative
radio stuff that we're doing here. It's called the Jewel Shows.
The Jewels Shows. Who's chilling? Check in? So, Spencer, you're
(36:50):
chilling awesome there on the fives, chilling chickens on the five.
Spencer's chilling right now. We'll have another one coming up
in five minutes. No, we're calling you because we do
a second called the first Date follow Up. That's where
if you go out on a date with someone and
then you end up ghosting them, they can email us
to get you on the phone and find out why.
And we're calling you today because we got an email
(37:14):
from a woman named Brooklyn. Yes, we did you sound
through the reaction there? Yeah, why aren't you calling Brooklyn back?
Someone tells me this is gonna get real weird real quick.
It doesn't have to get weird. Wanted to get weird? Spencer?
(37:35):
You want to get weird? Not really? All right? Well
then no, get weird with it? Okay, Um, it feels
like you're making it weird. I think I was sorry
about that. I think I do that often anyway. Yeah, No,
we want to know why you're not calling her back?
So what do you? Guys are just wanting to get
an answer out of me? As to what why I'm
(37:58):
not calling her or something. Yes, that's exactly what we're doing.
You can do it. Well, this it's not something I'm
really proud of. But I I have this weird thing
with feet. Oh you have a foot fetish and she's
not into it. No, no, no, no no, no, no, no not,
(38:19):
it's not like that. It's just I'm not. I'm not.
I'm not turned on by feet by any means, but
it believe me, that's that's not it. It's just Look,
I'm just I'm really picky about types of feet I
can be around. You know, does she have some really
not good feet? I don't. I just I hate, I
really hate really long weird toneenails. So did she have
(38:45):
She had long, weird tonnails, that's what she had. No, No,
I'm not. I'm not texting her back because of her
toes in general. It is it's not that they're long,
she's she has really large tonnail bits and it's kind
of freaky toneenail beds, like like she puts her feet
up on the bed. I don't know, like her feet
(39:09):
toneenail bed. I don't what's the toneenail bed? Oh? Is
that underneath the toenail, the bed of the tone nail.
Oh yeah, okay, I didn't get it. I was picturing
toes on like little beds, little nails on little pillows,
long ones. So I didn't like her feet, yeah, I
mean yeah, but specifically her toneenail bed. It just kind
(39:30):
of freaked me out. Okay, So she was just like
flaunting them at you or like, why were they in
your face? No, it's just something I noticed. I mean,
she was wearing heels where I could see her feet
and they were just right there and I couldn't help
but notice them, and there was just not my thing
and just okay, wait a sect spencer, spencer, what they
(39:52):
spent some Brooklyn's on the phone and she wants to
talk to you. She's been listening this whole time, so
now sheear did you call her feet her toneail beds? Nasty?
Um my tonio? Okay, see this is stuff. She's on
the phone. Look, I didn't want to do this, and
(40:13):
I wanted to let her down as best I could,
you know, Oh oh oh, Sue. Best you could is
just ignore me. What else was I supposed to do?
Text you saying I saw your toes and your heels
and as we were leaving and they weren't cute. Side,
I can't do that. Well, you just did, except on
(40:36):
a radio show. You called me, Brooklyn. You're the one
who put this on a radio show. Me. Yeah, hang on,
he clearly has some weird issues going on. My feet
are weird. I've never heard of it. Our toil bed.
Why do you even know what that is? Is he crazy?
There is not that, Like, it's actually pretty common thing,
a nail bed of nail You don't hear dudes really
(40:59):
good car on nail beds though, you know, Like I
think we've all heard of nail beds. Just not not
being into someone because of their nail I mean, and
also like not being into somebody's feet. Like I didd
a girl one time, and the first time I saw
her feet, that was the last time I saw our feet. Honestly,
they were huge. But wait more than mine. I was like,
are you an NBA player that says twenty five shoe
(41:21):
get out of here? Yeah? So I can see how
you'd be turned off by the shoe, but the nail
bed specifically is kind of weird. Anyway, I'll stop while
you're I don't even think your head at all. But yeah, Spencer,
would you like to go on another date with Brooklyn?
Will pay for it? I think we all know the
answer to that one. Well, Amard Spencer say it broken. Listen,
(41:41):
I'm not saying. It's not weird my saying, but it's
it's my truth, you know. I just I just don't
think there's a connection. And once I'm turned off by something,
I'm done. It's it's no offense to Brooklyn. She's nice
and everything. I just I'm I'm just turned off by
your double negative in a sentence that english with me
and the Jewel Show on Demand? The Jewel Show on Demand,
(42:10):
jebils dirty little secret? Yes, hello, Yes, how are you good? Um?
You have a dirty little secret? Yeah I do. I do.
My best friend actually just found out that his father
had a whole another family. Yeah, Dan, that would be
(42:34):
so weird. Yeah. Yeah. Then his dad's a minister too. Yeah,
so his dad has a family that okay, so explain
that though. Yeah. So so dad had a whole other family.
So it's you know, so he has three brothers to
there's four kids total, you know, obviously mom and then dad.
(42:56):
He's a minister. Brent had a whole other family with him.
She's an exotic cancer to you there, Oh my god.
Yeah serious, So how did you find out? So she
ended up getting like jealous and just tired of it,
and I guess went and tracked down them and just
knocked on the door. Oh wow, boss moved, go and
(43:18):
do that. Yeah, it's crazy, it's crazy. Um. Yeah, so
she knew about So this dude had two families. One
of them was your friend's family, and then he had
another family, and that one obviously knew about it. And
she was just like, you know what, I'm tired of
hiding this and just showed up on the doorstep and
was like, hey, I'm your other mom kind of yeah
(43:38):
yeah yeah. And it's and it's not the biggest town,
and him being a minister, it's not hard to figure
out where he lived the stuff. I'm sure you know.
It's not like oh yeh did um did they divorce him?
Families going to going to I mean this just happened.
I mean this is like two days ago or something like.
Oh yeah, Yanks, he's going through it right now. Yeah,
(44:00):
how is your friend doing? Um, I mean he's taking
it pretty well. It seems like honestly, Um, how old
is he? Nobody's a young kid, so I mean, you
know he's he's like twenty six now, I think or
something like that, so you know, at least he's not
a super young kid. I guess that's the only still
relying on what if meets the other family and he
(44:22):
likes that family better than his family? Can you switch teams?
How many kids? Pretty sure that I'm pretty sure is
mom would be younger than him. That that was, oh wow, okay?
And how many kids do they have together? Whoa, there's
two steps of lings young young like toggers, like two
(44:45):
and a half of something, and the other one's like
a new born. I mean, like, okay, so what I
what I don't get is how he's spending time with
the second family and like having these kids and then
still having the other life like the first wife. Never
even how to clue or what I have no idea,
I mean, you think, but who knows? And see that's
(45:05):
a good point, Like how does it? I can barely
find time in my day to make it to even
like meetings on time? I have. I canceled meetings NonStop
because I'm just like I got way too much to do.
This guy has two families and a job, crazy everybody.
If he concentrated on one thing, he could be richer
than Jeff Bezos. Like, seriously, how do you manage that? Like,
(45:28):
I mean maybe not though smart. Yeah, but well so
this guy even trying to sleep with everyone. That's the point.
At that point, he wouldn't be trying to sleep with people.
He'd be focusing. If you could get him focused, I'm
saying he would be a little bit more successful. For
That's the thing about cheating, right, is there's the moral part.
But then also it's gotta be just exhausting. It's like
(45:48):
it just sounds terrible. You must be stressed out all
the time. Yeah, time degree is I know, and then
snelling that. But then kind of the thought of being
minister and everything too when you're doing things like that.
That's one thing not surprising to me about it. Yeah,
I'm sure you're not going to be doing that profession anymore.
Oh no, that's not how it works with the church, right,
(46:09):
You just apologize and then he gets a bigger church.
All right, man, thanks for your telling you a little secret.
All right. The Jewel Show on Demand. The Jewel Show
on Demand? What is the meaning of life. You tell
me it's the Jewel Show. That's what you think people
would be googling. Except they came out with a list
of the top questions that humans google, and it's not
(46:31):
even close to that deep. Really, just how many ounces
in a pound? I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know any of these numbers, all confusing. Sixteen
ounces in a pound? How do you know that? Well,
because I'm a mom, I've had, like, I don't know
how many pounds of ounces come out of me. Speaking
of that one of your top questions, I'm like, there's
(46:54):
ounces in pounds. It's like them they're sixteen You're okay,
but you've never heard like, oh my son was seven
pounds fifteen ounces, okay, okay, yea, yeah, yeah, it makes sense.
This is ridiculous, and this shows just how little respect
moms get. I'm married to a mom, Alex, and I've
(47:15):
never realized how stressed out moms are and how they
do get no respect. They have to be responsible for everything.
It's like stress and then you can't even be yourself
until yeah, until you see screw it. And then people
are like, but you're a mom, you can't wear pants
like that you're a oscart when his mother's day is
one of the top Googled questions when mother say, yeah, so,
(47:38):
how would you? I have to google it? One of
the top questions that people ask on Google. Can you
run it? Can you run it? Can can you run what?
I don't know? Like Chris Brown, I guess can you
run it? That's one of the top Googled questions that
humanity asked. Can you run it? That just sounds like
a bunch of rednecks trying to figure out how to
start something up. Can you run it? Can read? They
(48:01):
don't know if you can read? I feel like Larry
the Cable Guy. Ready how to tie a tie? I
cannot tie tie? To say in my life. I watched
hundreds of YouTube videos over the years. I have had
multiple people try to teach me. My hands are not
capable of doing that. Okay, can you tie tie? No?
(48:23):
Why is it so hard? It's because we don't wear ties.
That should be like tying your shoes. No, it's not, though,
And I can tie my shoes with one hand with
my eyes closed. I can have twelve hands. It's still
not tie. I'm convinced. And I was in a lawsuit
a couple of years ago. I realized the night before
that I had thrown out all my ties. Oh no,
And I had to text my lawyers at like eleven
(48:45):
o'clock at night and go, hey, can I borrow a tie?
This guys would be like, We're gonna lose this case
so hard. And then I showed up to my lawyer's
office and he's like, here you go, man, this is
my lucky tie and sweet. And then I realized we
got just a couple of minutes before we have to
start the session, and I don't know how to tie
a tie. So I had to also go to my lawyer,
(49:06):
would you mind time my tie? What's the weirdest question
that you've googled in the last week or so? For
the love, I have no idea. I'm a little embarrassed.
I was not listening. I'm going to Mexico this week,
and I was googling what kinds of things that I
can and cannot bring with me, like things that are
(49:28):
legal in certain states. What are you? I am so embarrassed.
Look so embarrassed. Producer been pulled up one of the
last things that he googled, and you can see on
a space. He's dice, don't judge me. But um, about
a week or two ago, it was what and why
(49:49):
is that pink thing hanging out of my dog? Legitimately,
I was like comfortable. It wasn't what do you? I
thought it was a different thing. Oh, I guess I'm
(50:11):
excited see you. It's like see everything. So I was
really uncomfortable. I got to the bottom of it. Next
Google search after that was how to sue your dog
for harassing. Oh, mine's also very embarrassing. But it shouldn't
be because it's not that bad for me at least.
It's a detox pearl, that's you know, for down there.
(50:32):
It's like an all natural herbal depository. I guess that
allows some cleansing and some detoxing. And I was curious
about it, even though like I'm clean. I gotta emphasize
that it's round and super small. You put it in
with like a damp on sort of thing, and then
you leave it in for a couple of days, and
then over the next few days, like you just shed
(50:53):
a bunch of like old skin or like old blood
from like from out of here. Oh that's what I'm
gonna pass out. That's the thing you showed me a
picture of, right, Alex showed me pictures. Alex showed me
pictures of it from Google images of what it does.
The best way I could describe it is it looks
like a pot sticker. I was like, okay, so like
(51:17):
I bought one, right, and like I've never done before,
and then I have like a good healthy, you know,
Flora flow ye, and I'm like, you know, I just
want to do it though, because like I just want
to do it because it looks interesting. Like it took
me like a you're just even ordered, because like it
just kept coming up because I always wanted to subsite
and I was like one of their main products, I guess.
And I wanted to see it too because I want
to see a pot sticker. So yeah, that's what I googled.
(51:43):
Was losting you googled nothing near as interesting as all
that The Jubile Show on demand
The Jewel Show on demand. So anyway, I'm just sitting
there in traffic, drinking my coffee and applying some chapstick
to my incredibly supple yet chap lifts. And then what happens,
some Yahoo decides to cut me off, and you know what,
that really turns my crank, winds me up, grinds my
(00:24):
gears when I get cut off, right, So you know
what I did. I wrote down his license plate number,
found out where he lives, and I courted his wife
until she divorced him. That's right. And I also planted
some drugs in one of the boxes he was moving
out with and called the cops. And now he's in
prison for twenty five years and I'm married to his
(00:46):
wife and his kids are calling me dad. You're talking
about I got revenge on that ahole? Because getting cut
off in traffic really grinds my gears. I can't tell
you need help. This is the Jewel Show. And who
hasn't had a feeling like that? Oh my gosh, it
is the most things just like terrible. I want to
just ruin that person's life right now, almost want to
(01:07):
crash my own car. Sometimes it makes me so much well,
researchers just came out with a list of the biggest
a whole moves that people can do if you can
go over them right now. See if your pet peeve
is on the list, or see if you're on the
list for being a pet blocking someone else's driveway. Oh yeah,
it's rude, disregard, super rude blocking anybody's driveway. Yeah, why
(01:29):
would you block a driveway? I don't know. Oh, you
know what with like deliveries and oh what happens all
the time? Actually with deliveries, people will block our driveway
they do. How many times you annoying? How many times
has there been a big truck in front of our house?
A lot, a lot people who always poking in front
of my driveway when I want to leave. It's like
it's like they know that I'm about to leave, they
do it. Who is an actual person driving a car
(01:50):
that's parking in front of people's driveways? I know one?
You do? Yeah? Who? Alex's sixteen year old daughter, Bella,
my sixteen year old stepdaughter has a boyfriend named Jack.
This dude always when he comes to pick her up,
parks in front of the drive Well, he's not coming
in he's just picking her up, but she know, she
makes him wait for like twenty minutes before she comes
(02:11):
out of the house, so he's pretty much park for
twenty minutes wading. That's a power move from me. I
was going to go get coffee the other morning and
I walked out and there's Jack Tis Jack just parked
in front of the driveway. Old. Yeah, now better than
the block someone's driveway. Another pet peeve that people have,
(02:33):
they say one of the biggest a hole moves you
can do. This is from a new list that came
out from Researches did a big survey asking people their
pet peeves. Eat food that isn't yours. Oh, especially because
like I want to, you know, make gains in the gym.
If you eat my food, I'm going to kill you.
I'm thinking of somebody else's plate that could be too, okay, Yeah,
(02:53):
I was thinking, like in a frazer, I mean both.
Some people do that at dinner. They don't even ask permission,
they just reach over and eat it. Oh that's or
in offices. It's a big deal, right, yeah, And especially
if someone has their name on it and you eat it, dude,
I'm like, who are you why why would you want
to eat somebody else's food? Anyways, that's a disgust and
that person when they're trying to be polite at dinner,
they'll say, oh, do you want to try my food?
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Because they're hoping that you're going to say, oh, do
you want to try my foe? Yeah, well I just asked,
can of a bite your food? Here's another big ahole
move according to this list, passing somebody on the road
right on the freeway or a highway or just whatever,
and then going slower in front of them, so you
pass them and then go slower than they were going.
Oh my good, brief check. I don't know why people
do that. I know. And it's like when somebody pulls out.
(03:35):
When somebody pulls out, or like at a light and
they pull in front of you right and then go
slow and there's nobody behind. It's like you couldn't have
waited five seconds? Yeah. Oh, it's so obnoxious. And another
thing on the list, one of the top things on
the list of the biggest a hole moves you can do,
according to this new survey, is try to push through
and exit a plane before it's your time. Oh yo, done,
(03:57):
thank you? For bringing up who does that? Why? Why? Why? Like?
And then you get stuck three rows ahead of yours
and then you feel like super awkward and everyone around
you was just glaring at you. Is so rude. I'm
always quick to jump up in the aisle when the
plane lands, but if I notice somebody coming down from
behind the plane, I wait for it and then I
just get it. I just jump out like a linebacker
(04:17):
and said in front of them. Yeah, there was this
one like older lady. Oh, she ticked me off so bad.
It's like she was far back, twenty rows back. I
started coming and then I was like, yeah, yo, we
all want to get off this plane. Like she wasn't.
There was no connection. Nobody saidything. She wasn't even in
a rush. She was just like walking right, she was
trying to get ahead of everybody. I'm like, no, that's rude. Yeah.
(04:38):
And if it wasn't for those people, we would only fosta. Yeah,
just so down. I know, watching people get their luggage
out of the overhead carrier. Oh, when a plane lands,
you realize how far how we have not evolved much
as a species at all. No one knows how to
grab a handle wid right, text en four one oh
(04:59):
six one. It's some of your biggest pet peeves. The
Jewil Show on demand. It's another Jewbil phone Frameyday Mornings
on that's twenties. Hello. Hey, this is Pete Eakins calling
from Memories. I was looking for Charles. Yeah, this is him. Hey,
(05:21):
how's it going, Charles M I'm good? Good? Um? Where
are you calling from again? Memories? You purchased a memory
pop up box from us to be delivered to your
wife tomorrow at her job. Yeah. Yeah, and it's for
your five year anniversary. Correct, that's exciting. Yeah, it is.
(05:43):
Actually I've I've scheduled a little trip for us. Oh
that's really nice. Well then good, that'll make up for
what I'm about to tell you. What exactly does that mean? Well,
so you ordered them little memory box. It's got some
pictures of you guys, and you know your wedding date
on there, and then there was an engraving when you
(06:05):
open it, and that engraving I was supposed to say, Um,
what was it supposed to say? Again, thanks for making
me the luckiest man ever. Yes, that's what it was
supposed to say. And it's gonna read a little bit different.
So I just want to prepare you for that. You
(06:28):
got my inscription wrong. Well I didn't know Troy. Well,
our former employee, Troy in our engraving department, took a
few liberties with it. But no worries. I mean, you
get you have a trip plan for you and your
wife for your five year anniversary. You already got this
beautiful box. What a man. He's just not gonna let
(06:51):
that go, are you No, I'm not gonna let it go.
All right, So Troy or engraver, was a little bit upset.
I got them to get his coffee or something, but
he changed you letters and left out a couple of words.
So gosh, this is really hard to say because I
imagine this is a big deal for you. Yes, it's
a huge deal. This is my five gear wedding anniversary.
(07:11):
This was the plan. Okay, So I'm just gonna go
ahead and tell you what happened then. Okay, So it
was supposed to say thanks for making me the luckiest
man ever. Stop okay, running circles, and to tell me, man, okay,
what did you put on the box? We'll just follow
along here. So the thanks and the four all good?
We got that and Troy in our engraving department. Before
(07:35):
I wrote him up for this, he kind of tweaked
the word making, so thanks for making he kept the
IMG party added a word that starts with F and
ends with iang. So thanks for thanking? Are you for
you serious? Yes? I am one hundred percent. I'm so
sorry about that. You should they put thank you for?
How did this happen? I gave you two hundred dollars
(07:58):
and you put thanks for in my box? That's not
quite all of it. I wish that was So what
does it say? So it's got the me part is
in there after that, and then he the word ever.
He changed that e to an oh, so it says
I'll just say it. It says five years thanks for
(08:19):
me over. I'm really what the hell? What I'm getting
my money back? A B. Yeah, that's the thing. It
is nonrefundable, so I'm not gonna be able to do that.
But nonrefundable. You guys took two hundred dollars from me,
took my message to my wife, thank you for making
(08:40):
me the luckiest man ever, in turn to do two
thanks for me over? Yeah, what are you talking about? Nonrefundable?
Give me my money back or I'm coming down there
and I'm taking it. Okay, Well, I don't want you
to do that, so well, I'll just tell you the
prank phone called then geez what Yeah, this is actually
Jewel from the Jewil Show doing a phone prank on
you and your friend Tom set you up. He told
(09:04):
me all about the gift that you got your wife
or your five year anniversary and wanted me to make
you think it was screwed up. Oh god, so the
box is fine. This was okay as far as I know.
As far as I know, it's still good. The Jebel
Show on demand. It's time four of the Roses only
(09:25):
on the Jewbil Show. I can't believe that people who
cheat do the whole Hey, I gotta work along. Boss
wants me to work a long day today. It is
a bad excuse. It's the most used excuse in the book,
I think. And Leah is on the phone for a
war the Roses to catch a cheater today, and she
thinks that her husband Ian might be cheating on her,
all because Boss wants me to stay longer at work.
(09:48):
One of those situations. Hey, Leah, how are you well?
When you put it like that? Yeah, it's not great. Yes, sorry,
it is. It is kind of an old excuse, and
that's why you think you're husband's cheating on you. Yeah,
I mean he's been giving you that excuse, and I
feel like I've caught him in a lie. But like
(10:08):
he lied when I brought it up. So I just
I need your help. What do you mean you think
you called him in a lie? He just started going
back into the office. So he's just been coming home
late lately. Like how late? M Like two three am?
Three am? That's the next morning. What times he normally
(10:31):
get home normally? I would say, like ten, okay, so
he works late, but two three, Like, what is he
saying that he's doing. Yeah, he says he's getting drinks
with with clients or co workers three o'clock in the morning.
Clock in the morning, No way after a long day
(10:51):
of Nune's open. Three in the morning. But legs and lips.
Sorry about how many times has he done this? M
A handful? Maybe five times? Oh oh wow? All right?
So I mean I'm assuming you asked him about that.
I mean, your spouse comes home at three in the morning,
and you, you know, repeatedly, especially and they're saying that
(11:12):
they were at work when they're normally home at ten.
I think it's okay to question them. Did you ask
him about it? Oh? Yeah I did. And what was
his excuse? He said, everyone's just really happy to see
each other again. So they've been going out and getting
drinks and he didn't realize how much time to pass
and blah blah blah. Wow, Well, let me tell you
(11:34):
what I'm thinking. Three am, he's at the strip club.
I mean, that's one of the options. Yeah, there's a
lot of options, but I don't think having drinks with
co workers at three in the morning or two in
the morning on a work week, that right there. I mean,
that's definitely suspect. Is there anything else that makes you
think that he's cheating? Well, I did find a receipt
(11:54):
that I thought was kind of suspicious. Was it from
the cheating store? I was doing our laundries and I
was like emptying pockets and I found a receipt crumpled
up in his pocket and it was it looked like
it was dinner for two. It was like two meals
and two drinks at like a nice restaurant. Okay, a
(12:17):
nice restaurant, but dinner for two, and he said he
was out with people more than one person. M okay,
I don't know what else it could be. If he's
doing that, and you see freeze, he says, hes out
with a bunch of people. Then you find a receipt
that looks like two people at a nice restaurant, and
he's coming home at three in the morning, obviously hiding something.
I don't think we need any more questions. We'll just
call him. I mean, have you thought of a way
(12:38):
that we could call him that isn't gonna seem weird? Well,
he did get a new credit card this month. We
can call from the credit card and people'll call you.
I say thanks, and then say thanks for signing up,
and give him some free flowers. That'll probably work. What's
the credit card? What kind of credit card? All right,
that's a call from there. Then all right, hopefully, so
(12:59):
I'll come back and call him and offer from flowers
and see if he gives us your name or someone else.
Is all right? Oh god, all right, we'll do right
for this. It's a jewel show right in the middle
of war. The world is to catch cheater. If you're
just joining us, Leah is on the phone, and she
wants us to call her husband and see if he's cheating,
because he started going back into the office and recently
he started working late. And when we say late, we
(13:21):
mean early. For whatever reason, he normally gets home at
like ten from his job. He's been getting home at
two three in the morning. Leah asked him about it,
and he says, he's just hanging out with co workers.
Yeah right, yeah, right. And then she said she found
a receipt on one of the nights that he said
he was hanging out with co workers, and it was
it looked like for dinner for two. So that all
seems weird as well. And we're gonna pretend to call
(13:43):
him from his credit card company. He got a new
credit card, so we'll say thanks for signing up off
from some flowers that he can send to someone special
in his life and see if he puts his wife's
name on it or somebody else's all right, Leah, anything
else to add before we call him? Now, let's do it,
all right, here we go. Hello, Hey, this is Shortal
(14:18):
calling from looking for Ian. Listen, Hey, Ian, how are you?
I'm fantastic? How are you? I'm not too bad? I
am in charge of the Welcome Committee. What that means
is I call new customers and I say thank you
very much for signing up. And to say thank you,
(14:38):
we would like to offer you a dozen roses that
you can send to someone special in your life. Oh oh,
for free. Yeah yeah, and trust me, it won't say
anything it wanted the credit card company's name on. It
won't come from us. It's really just a way to
say thank you, a dozen roses to anybody you want. Okay.
(15:00):
Oh is that a yes? Okay, yes, yes, yes, all right,
well great, okay, cool. Well, all I'm gonna need from
you is name what you want to put on a
card and the address, and we'll be good to go. Okay, okay,
so you probably the problems has no charge? Oh yeah no,
it's completely free, just to say thanks. Okay. I want
(15:22):
to send them to Jackie. Okay, And is there anything
you want to put on a card? Well, I want
the card to say, um, I had a lot of
fun last night. Oh oh wow, and I can't wait
to see you this weekend. Oh this weekend? Even that's fun.
(15:48):
Yeah yeah, yeah. You know what's not fun is that
your wife Lee is on the phone and just heard that.
Who the good Jackie? Um? Yeah, and how are you?
This is the Jebel Show. My name is Jubil and
my name is Alex and my name is English. And
what do you mean what do you mean you had fun? Uh?
(16:15):
Answer me? Answer me? And uh uh what do you
mean you're seeing her this weekend? Who is Jackie? She's
she's just a friend at work. She hangs out with
a bunch of the guys. You didn't say friend, someone
you've been seeing. Can't wait to see you? Yeah? Again,
(16:38):
had fun? See you this weekend or whatever you say,
whatever the heck you said. But what I mean? We
all go out at the work. You know. I often
send my co workers flowers and say, can't wait to
see him this weekend. Do you work weekends? Uh? Sometimes
with the occasion culture, Yeah, yeah, this weekend. Come on,
(16:59):
a liar. You are a liar and a cheater. I
asked you about this several times, especially when I found
that receipt, and now you're trying to cover it up
after I've literally just caught you. You said it's someone
you're seeing named Jackie. Explay yourself, I mean, I mean,
(17:22):
we'll listen. Yeah, exactly your fire. Look, look deep, let's
let's explain this after work. Let's talk after work. Um,
I don't have anything to explain. When after work? Does
that mean coming over at three o'clock in the morning.
I'll leave you work earlier. We'll talk right, super nonchalant
(17:44):
about it all. Yeah, all right, I'll listen. I'll leave
work right now and we'll talk. We'll talk to you. No,
there's nothing to talk about. I caught you. You're a liar,
and I don't want to be this relationship anymore. You're cheater.
The only problem with that, Leah is he hung up
(18:05):
right as you started talking there, So cool, think kid,
he didn't hear that last part. If you want to
recording this, we'll send it to you, so don't have
to say it again. Fine, we'll figure it out when
all his clothes are on the yard. Okay, Well sorry,
I had to find out you already kind of knew though. Um,
but you will find someone who will be home from
work at normal times. Yeah, like a five PM. Yeah,
(18:26):
maybe be up until three o'clock in the morning with you,
if you know what I mean. Thanks, Then Jewels show
on demand, Jubils, Dirty Little Secret Time for your dirty
little secret. Remember text in four one six one. If
you have a dirty little secret, you can tell us anything,
literally anything, Because we don't even ask what your name is,
(18:47):
so you remain anonymous. Nobody will know that it's you
telling your secret. So, um, what do you want to
tell us? So there's a girl that I've liked for
quite a long time. She's my best friend. She does
not know that I like her like that. Yeah, so
you never had the courage to tell her. I mean
(19:11):
we started off as friends, and then the longer we
were friends, the more I started liking her, and I
didn't want to say anything with Jeffer as the friendship.
How long have you guys been bestieth? It's probably about
I would say five six years. Okay, damn all right,
so you to bottle up all that test uster own.
Actually think that you'll have a like a chance one day? Yeah,
(19:31):
not so much anymore? Oh really, well, I was like, say,
this is a romantic comedy in the making, Like five
years you guys are friends, she doesn't have a crush
on her, and then one day you're like, hey, you
know what, friends shower together? We should shower together. And
then it's a beautiful scene. Wait, no, that's a different
kind of movie anyway. Probably something more romantic than that happens.
And then she realized that you love her, and she's like,
I loved you too all this time. Wish she would
(19:52):
tell me earlier. And then you guys try to catch
a flight somewhere. Yeah, I wish. I wish that was
the case. That's I want why I have a secret. Okay,
So your dirty little secret isn't the fact that you're
in love with your bestie and you have been from
a couple of years. Okay, so you have a few
dirty little secrets that you're claying about. Yeah, spilled the
team phone. So the other day we were hanging out
(20:16):
and she came over and she went to the bathroom.
She left all of her stuff out, like her phone. Okay,
and I know it's you're not supposed to, but I
checked her phone and I started going through her stuff,
like thin, it was your girlfriend, so why would you
go through her phone? I was curious. I get kind
of nervous around these things, and I just wanted to
(20:37):
know if she was with someone else. She'd been kind
of coy with me as to who she was dating,
and I just wasn't sure. I don't want to make
an ass out of myself if I asked her out okay, um,
because I was going through her phone and one of
her top messages I find someone whose nickname is WiFi
and there are a bunch of hearts near the name okay,
and that wouldn't be alarmed. I mean, honestly, like, that
(21:00):
wouldn't be alarming. Alice and I are married, if you
didn't know that, And like if I picked up her
phone and it was like wife with a bunch of
like heart emojis and like a little friend, like, I'd
be like, that's just a friend that dies. She calls that,
I think, say, yeah, that's that's what I thought, until
I actually clicked on the messages. I opened it up.
So I've been in love with my friend for years
(21:24):
and I just found out she's a lesbian. Oh all right,
who's gonna picture her? Yeah, she doesn't know. She doesn't
know that I know. And when she came back and
we were talking, I did I didn't know how to
I don't know how to deal with it. I didn't
know how to talk to her. That would be awkward,
I mean, that would be uncomfortable to know, because like
(21:44):
that's obviously something very personal for people that like if
they don't want to tell anybody, you can't really mean,
you'd lose a friendship for sure, exactly. You still have
a chance though she might be by that's true. Yeah,
it could be she might. You could still try it
because she might be into both. You don't know for sure, dude.
I mean, you know for sure that she's into women,
but like she could also be into you as well. Yeah,
(22:05):
I mean, you know, I appreciate the advice. You know,
She's still my best friend no matter what happens. I
still I still love her, even if it's going to
be just platonic. But uh yeah, yeah, well I never
know what's going to happen. But I really appreciate you
guys wearing me out. Yeah yeah, dude, maybe she maybe
she is like not buy and the woman that she's
(22:26):
with now breaks her heart so bad. She's like, I
can't ever deal with another woman again and goes back
and goes two guys. Yeah, and then it's you keep
her alive, don't give it a dream? Yeah. The Jewel
Show on Demand. Welcome to the i n N, the
Adian News Network where idiots aren't. Just in the news
For Wednesday, March twenty third, twenty twenty two, I'm Jewel
(22:48):
Fresh and one rapper has beef with a fish sandwich. Yeah,
I'm talking about in just a second, but first let's
meet the idiots. I'm Alex Fresh and a few customers
are suing Starbucks because they brewed them up. Um, okay,
I have what coming right up? I'm Christian Gray Snow.
In my story is every bird of proof Why you
don't tell your partner everything if you are a piece
(23:10):
of people? Okay, coming up on that in my story.
That's coming up in my story right all right? Wash
popping his producer Bennett popping in for English even because
I don't know he's been in the bathroom forever like
that kid, I swear, does he even want to work? Yeah,
he could be having a work meeting and there no
word when he's coming back. I'm in Sri Lanka. Find
out what's going on in Tri Lanka, and we'll see
if Evan comes back from the bathroom, and the rest
(23:30):
of those stories before your first story in the day
in the I nd the idiot news work as they
report the news. There's been a lot of great rap battles,
right tupacin, Biggie Drake and everybody. And now Push the
T has come out with a dish track, not even
against another rapper though against the filet of fish whoa
McDonald's and the reason the whole world of it. Now
(23:51):
I gotta trush your fishes. I think he should be disgusted.
And you're like, how much can this guy say about
a filet of fish? It's still going s the square
fish asking us to trust its cheese making d's on
a budget. So I love how he's talking about McDonald's
being on a budget with one slice of cheese. It's like, no,
we're on a budget. That's why we're having stop winning
(24:14):
about the one slice of cheese. That's what we ask for. Well,
their goals to push your tea happy meal, you know
how everybody has what would be in the Push a
T Happy meal. The salt comes in actually a little
plastic baggies and two chains. This is the idiot News
Network or idiots. I'm just in the news. For our
(24:36):
next story of day, let's send on over to Alex Fresh,
who's on location outside of Starbucks, outside of a Starbull. Yeah,
where a few of these customers are suing Starbucks because
they got served up something other than their morning brew.
It's a cleaner that Starbucks uses to clean their coffee machines,
and a few customers were served up this toxic chemical
in their cup instead of their typical, burnt and otherwise
(24:57):
inconsistent coffee. God crazy, Wow, it sounds like red lawsuit.
They should have played it off and been like, yeah,
that's a secret menu ite, I'm sorry, I thought you
ordered that. Speaking enough secret menu. I saw they added
this arter scotch frapp Oh yeah, what's in it? Butter scotch?
I just pulled up the Starbucks secret menu. They have
a Skittles frappuccino. What's in that? Strawberries and cream frappuccino.
(25:22):
That's what you start with. No classic syrup, add vanilla serrup.
You want to add some raspberry syrup and more raspberry scotch.
Sarah who comes up with us? Doesn't It makes the
poison that they serve sound a little bit better? Right?
This is the I n N the Idian News Network.
Gradients aren't just in the news. For next story of
the day, Let's send it on over to Christian Grace Snow,
(25:43):
who is on location in West Palm Beach, Florida. Always
in Florida when it comes to the Iron and it
is because an ex girlfriend decided to make her ex's
life a living hell. He happened to be the sheriff's
deputy for West Palm Beach County, Okay. After they broke up,
which is a bad breakup. She reported all these things
that he had told her what to his job, like
(26:05):
things like he was having sex on the job with
other men and paying them. Yes, he was doing that.
He was also taking pictures in videos of the calls
that he was called on, so which is obviously an
invasion of privacy, and he would share that with her.
So basically my story is Florida is still being Florida.
Back to you. This is the i n N, the
Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news.
(26:27):
Our next story of the day. Let's send it on
over to producer Das. There's filling in for English seven,
who is still not back from the bathroom. Still still
not back. But in the words of my favorite rapper
Nicki Minaje, pull up into Monsta Automobile Gonsa with the
bad that came from tree Lanah. I'm in Tri Lanka. Okay.
They have canceled school exams for millions of students after
(26:48):
running out printer paper as the country contends with it's
worth financial crisis since nineteen forty eight. So no papers,
no test to the kids are excited about that. Hell yeah,
maybe why can't they just do digital tests? I don't
have computers? The forward paper, Yeah, computers, just like look down.
(27:13):
I was like, I'm just going to run for office
true locker because I have great ideas. You should have
seen your face. Christian just looked and he was like
oh and he just put his head. He just his
head just sank down. He looks straight out like I
really thought I was onto some All right, that's the
easy thing. You're about to lose your job. Like that
means the i n N is done for the day.
(27:35):
Don't worry, We'll do it again same time tomorrow. That
was the i n N. The Idiot News Network or
idiots aren't just in the news in tomorrow the same
time for another hard hitting report from the I n N.
I mean, we just got computers. Remember. You can follow
us on social media at the Jewels Show. Follow all
of us individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh, I met that Dres.
I'm at Christian Gryson The Jewel Show on demand. It's
(27:59):
another bull phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello, we
are all set for two o'clock, so do not be
in the area. Hey, Rich, it's James here. Okay, how's
(28:19):
it going. It's going pretty good. Did you mention something
about a time today? That's for me. I did not,
And I know we haven't really spoke much. You just
started the house hunt and we've only you know, spoken online.
But I heard you loud and clear. I heard you
loud and clear. You need to sell the house you're
in or get that one off your hands, and you
(28:41):
want to get into a new house. So two o'clock
is going to be the time. Just make sure you're
not around. Wait, I'm sorry. The time for what the
time that it will happen, And don't worry trust me.
Like like I said, I've done this many times. I've
been in the realty game for about twenty years now.
What is happening at two that I Well, you said
that you need to deal with the house that you're
(29:03):
currently in first before you get into a new home. Well, yeah,
but all I did was we were inquiring, We weren't. Weren't.
We're not ready to do anything at the moment. Okay, Yeah,
And you're doing the right thing here by kind of planned.
You're a smart guy, and I appreciate the fact that
you're doing that, all right. But once we get that
insurance money, oh my god, doors are going to open
(29:25):
and close on your new house. Listen. I'm not even
sure what's going on. And all I know is I
didn't agree to anything with anyone. It's good that you
can say that and be truthful about that, because you
will be asked some questions and I just want you
to stick to your story and it should be wrapped
up within a week and then we'll get that money
(29:46):
and we will get that perfect home for you. With
all due respect, I have no clue what you're talking about. Listen.
I did it with batteries, Okay. A lot of times batteries,
if they're placed in a certain way around certain things,
can start a fire by accident. Holy dude, are you
telling me you're about to burn down my house at two?
I am not going to go on record with an
(30:09):
answer to that, but we both know the situation. We
don't know anything. You know something. I don't even know
who you are, what you're talking about. All I did
was ask a couple of questions about possibly moving and
oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh
my god, oh my god. I'm sorry. I haven't I
haven't heard a word you've said. Where are you right now?
(30:31):
I'm currently working at the autem right now. I'm sorry.
I'm upset at the situation. Okay, Um, look, this might
be a little messier than I thought because the guy
that I hired didn't understand that I said at two
o'clock this afternoon. So if anybody's at the house, you
might want to get him out. Now. I don't know
(30:51):
if there is, but also you might want to get
there and get your belongings, because apparently, if you want
something done right, you gotta do it yourself. Wait. Wait,
I'm sorry, you're going to burn down my house at
an hour. Okay, we've got a real problem them here,
and you can drop the act like I said. Okay,
the ignorance thing is great when you talk to the cops,
but um, you and I know the situation. Hey, listen, man,
I didn't hire you to begin with. And by the way,
I was looking for a real estate agent, not someone
(31:11):
that's going to burn down my house is battery. We
really need to just keep our eye on the price here, okay,
because we've got no no. What we really need to
do is I need to hang up the phone and
call the police. I'm not asking how to call the
police on this one. Just trust me, okay, trust you.
You don't even know you. You're calling me to tell
me that you're blowing up my house to get insruance money. Yes,
I haven't even made an agreement with you. I know
(31:33):
that's because I'm not the real estate agent that she
talked to. This is actually Jewel from Jewil Show doing
a phone prank on you, Rich What what did you say?
I said, this is actually Jewel from the Jewels Show
doing a phone prank on you and your wife Brianna
set you up. This is crazy, man. Yeah, your wife
said that you guys have been looking for a new
house and has been frustrating and you don't trust realtors
(31:54):
very much. So yeah, I'm not gonna trust the real
estate agent now, dude, I thought that was going the
extra mile. Did Jebil show on Demand did you bil
show on Demand? First day follow up? Glynn is on
the phone today for a first date follow up. She's
not getting a call back from a guy named Spencer.
Why is Spence blowing her off? I don't know, Brooklyn,
(32:16):
what's up to? Tell us what's going on? Well, um,
just when we say that I love you guys, and
I listened to you all the time and I wish
we were chatting under better circumstances. Well, thank you for listening.
So you got ghosted by a guy named Spencer, right,
that's right? And he is so hot I can't lie
see him now. Well, when was the last time that
(32:37):
you heard from him? Or has he not responded at all?
We had a date like two weeks ago, but um,
I you know it's been a minute, so okay, And
have you tried texting him or calling him or anything
like that? Or they takes him that night thanking him
for the good time, and he literally hasn't responded. I mean,
he's just like a ghost. And did you text him
(33:00):
at all after that? Yeah? I tried him again, but
he just he just hasn't replied. Okay, Well that is ghost.
You have no idea why at all? I have no idea,
and it just it just sucks because I had fun,
Like was it fireworks and mind blowing chemistry? Now? But
it was fun. I just I just can't found him
(33:20):
any reason why he had ignore me, Like the date
seemed perfectly fine and obviously you really want this day
because you said he was effing hot, right, yeah? Yeah,
how did you guys meet again? We met on Tinder
and he asked me out. So all right, just like
every dudeks every woman out on tinder, Well what happened?
(33:41):
What did you guys do on your date? Let's see
if we can figure it out. We went for dinner. Um,
but you know, I just I really got done up
for this, you know, I think the entire night, I
just got a spray to him. That morning I had
to blow out, and I just you know, later I
just saw hot and the date felt good and then boom, cricket.
(34:02):
You went on a date with crickets. I think that's
a missed too. Okay, back to the thing. Um, he
asked me out, you know, so I know the interest
was there like initially, which now I can't decide if
that's good or bad because it was there and clearly
it's kind Is that the usual amount of preparation you
(34:23):
put into a date, like getting a spray tan on
the morning of No, not always just because he's super hot. Yeah,
so what I really want to see this guy? I mean,
you want to spray tan and date him? I mean maybe,
I mean it could be you know, Spencer too is
a good name. Did you guys do anything after dinner? Um,
(34:44):
we just had a couple of drinks, Like, you know,
we were at for an hour and a half. It
was a school night and both of the store working
the next day, so I liked that though it was
kind of chill. Okay, so you only hung out for
like ninety minutes and you've screwed it up in ninety minutes.
You screwed up. It took you. Well, how did the
(35:05):
date end? I'm getting a kiss? Yeah, and he said
he the great night too. Did you guys meet there?
M Yeah. Did you make plans to go out again? No?
But it just kind of felt like we would you know, Yeah,
if you get a kiss at the end of the day,
I would think you'd probably think that he would call
you back. All right, Well, we'll try to figure out
(35:26):
We'll play a song come back and then call him
and get your first date follow up next. Sound good, great,
we'll drive for this. It's a Jewel Show. Brooklyn is
on the phone, and she went out with the dude
named Spencer, and now Spencer isn't calling her back, and
she has no idea why. She said, they went out
and just hung out like a normal regular date, dinner,
drinks and hung out for ninety full minutes, so it's
(35:47):
like a soccer game ninety minutes and that was it.
But they she did, he did kiss her at the
end of the night, and after her date. She hasn't
heard a thing from him. It's been two weeks and
we're about to see if we can get him on
the phone and find out why. All right, Brooklyn, are
you ready? Yes? I mean I'm nervous, but I'm ready.
Here we go. Hello, Hi, Ma, speak to Spencer please.
(36:27):
That is Spencer. Who is this? Hi Spencer. My name
is Jewbil Fresh from the Jewel Show. And this is
Alex Fresh and this is English Evan and Christian Grace.
Now it's a radio show, radio show. Yeah, what's going on?
This is the Jewels Shows. This is really like innovative
radio stuff that we're doing here. It's called the Jewel Shows.
The Jewels Shows. Who's chilling? Check in? So, Spencer, you're
(36:50):
chilling awesome there on the fives, chilling chickens on the five.
Spencer's chilling right now. We'll have another one coming up
in five minutes. No, we're calling you because we do
a second called the first Date follow Up. That's where
if you go out on a date with someone and
then you end up ghosting them, they can email us
to get you on the phone and find out why.
And we're calling you today because we got an email
(37:14):
from a woman named Brooklyn. Yes, we did you sound
through the reaction there? Yeah, why aren't you calling Brooklyn back?
Someone tells me this is gonna get real weird real quick.
It doesn't have to get weird. Wanted to get weird? Spencer?
(37:35):
You want to get weird? Not really? All right? Well
then no, get weird with it? Okay, Um, it feels
like you're making it weird. I think I was sorry
about that. I think I do that often anyway. Yeah, No,
we want to know why you're not calling her back?
So what do you? Guys are just wanting to get
an answer out of me? As to what why I'm
(37:58):
not calling her or something. Yes, that's exactly what we're doing.
You can do it. Well, this it's not something I'm
really proud of. But I I have this weird thing
with feet. Oh you have a foot fetish and she's
not into it. No, no, no, no no, no, no, no not,
(38:19):
it's not like that. It's just I'm not. I'm not.
I'm not turned on by feet by any means, but
it believe me, that's that's not it. It's just Look,
I'm just I'm really picky about types of feet I
can be around. You know, does she have some really
not good feet? I don't. I just I hate, I
really hate really long weird toneenails. So did she have
(38:45):
She had long, weird tonnails, that's what she had. No, No,
I'm not. I'm not texting her back because of her
toes in general. It is it's not that they're long,
she's she has really large tonnail bits and it's kind
of freaky toneenail beds, like like she puts her feet
up on the bed. I don't know, like her feet
(39:09):
toneenail bed. I don't what's the toneenail bed? Oh? Is
that underneath the toenail, the bed of the tone nail.
Oh yeah, okay, I didn't get it. I was picturing
toes on like little beds, little nails on little pillows,
long ones. So I didn't like her feet, yeah, I
mean yeah, but specifically her toneenail bed. It just kind
(39:30):
of freaked me out. Okay, So she was just like
flaunting them at you or like, why were they in
your face? No, it's just something I noticed. I mean,
she was wearing heels where I could see her feet
and they were just right there and I couldn't help
but notice them, and there was just not my thing
and just okay, wait a sect spencer, spencer, what they
(39:52):
spent some Brooklyn's on the phone and she wants to
talk to you. She's been listening this whole time, so
now sheear did you call her feet her toneail beds? Nasty?
Um my tonio? Okay, see this is stuff. She's on
the phone. Look, I didn't want to do this, and
(40:13):
I wanted to let her down as best I could,
you know, Oh oh oh, Sue. Best you could is
just ignore me. What else was I supposed to do?
Text you saying I saw your toes and your heels
and as we were leaving and they weren't cute. Side,
I can't do that. Well, you just did, except on
(40:36):
a radio show. You called me, Brooklyn. You're the one
who put this on a radio show. Me. Yeah, hang on,
he clearly has some weird issues going on. My feet
are weird. I've never heard of it. Our toil bed.
Why do you even know what that is? Is he crazy?
There is not that, Like, it's actually pretty common thing,
a nail bed of nail You don't hear dudes really
(40:59):
good car on nail beds though, you know, Like I
think we've all heard of nail beds. Just not not
being into someone because of their nail I mean, and
also like not being into somebody's feet. Like I didd
a girl one time, and the first time I saw
her feet, that was the last time I saw our feet. Honestly,
they were huge. But wait more than mine. I was like,
are you an NBA player that says twenty five shoe
(41:21):
get out of here? Yeah? So I can see how
you'd be turned off by the shoe, but the nail
bed specifically is kind of weird. Anyway, I'll stop while
you're I don't even think your head at all. But yeah, Spencer,
would you like to go on another date with Brooklyn?
Will pay for it? I think we all know the
answer to that one. Well, Amard Spencer say it broken. Listen,
(41:41):
I'm not saying. It's not weird my saying, but it's
it's my truth, you know. I just I just don't
think there's a connection. And once I'm turned off by something,
I'm done. It's it's no offense to Brooklyn. She's nice
and everything. I just I'm I'm just turned off by
your double negative in a sentence that english with me
and the Jewel Show on Demand? The Jewel Show on Demand,
(42:10):
jebils dirty little secret? Yes, hello, Yes, how are you good? Um?
You have a dirty little secret? Yeah I do. I do.
My best friend actually just found out that his father
had a whole another family. Yeah, Dan, that would be
(42:34):
so weird. Yeah. Yeah. Then his dad's a minister too. Yeah,
so his dad has a family that okay, so explain
that though. Yeah. So so dad had a whole other family.
So it's you know, so he has three brothers to
there's four kids total, you know, obviously mom and then dad.
(42:56):
He's a minister. Brent had a whole other family with him.
She's an exotic cancer to you there, Oh my god.
Yeah serious, So how did you find out? So she
ended up getting like jealous and just tired of it,
and I guess went and tracked down them and just
knocked on the door. Oh wow, boss moved, go and
(43:18):
do that. Yeah, it's crazy, it's crazy. Um. Yeah, so
she knew about So this dude had two families. One
of them was your friend's family, and then he had
another family, and that one obviously knew about it. And
she was just like, you know what, I'm tired of
hiding this and just showed up on the doorstep and
was like, hey, I'm your other mom kind of yeah
(43:38):
yeah yeah. And it's and it's not the biggest town,
and him being a minister, it's not hard to figure
out where he lived the stuff. I'm sure you know.
It's not like oh yeh did um did they divorce him?
Families going to going to I mean this just happened.
I mean this is like two days ago or something like.
Oh yeah, Yanks, he's going through it right now. Yeah,
(44:00):
how is your friend doing? Um, I mean he's taking
it pretty well. It seems like honestly, Um, how old
is he? Nobody's a young kid, so I mean, you
know he's he's like twenty six now, I think or
something like that, so you know, at least he's not
a super young kid. I guess that's the only still
relying on what if meets the other family and he
(44:22):
likes that family better than his family? Can you switch teams?
How many kids? Pretty sure that I'm pretty sure is
mom would be younger than him. That that was, oh wow, okay?
And how many kids do they have together? Whoa, there's
two steps of lings young young like toggers, like two
(44:45):
and a half of something, and the other one's like
a new born. I mean, like, okay, so what I
what I don't get is how he's spending time with
the second family and like having these kids and then
still having the other life like the first wife. Never
even how to clue or what I have no idea,
I mean, you think, but who knows? And see that's
(45:05):
a good point, Like how does it? I can barely
find time in my day to make it to even
like meetings on time? I have. I canceled meetings NonStop
because I'm just like I got way too much to do.
This guy has two families and a job, crazy everybody.
If he concentrated on one thing, he could be richer
than Jeff Bezos. Like, seriously, how do you manage that? Like,
(45:28):
I mean maybe not though smart. Yeah, but well so
this guy even trying to sleep with everyone. That's the point.
At that point, he wouldn't be trying to sleep with people.
He'd be focusing. If you could get him focused, I'm
saying he would be a little bit more successful. For
That's the thing about cheating, right, is there's the moral part.
But then also it's gotta be just exhausting. It's like
(45:48):
it just sounds terrible. You must be stressed out all
the time. Yeah, time degree is I know, and then
snelling that. But then kind of the thought of being
minister and everything too when you're doing things like that.
That's one thing not surprising to me about it. Yeah,
I'm sure you're not going to be doing that profession anymore.
Oh no, that's not how it works with the church, right,
(46:09):
You just apologize and then he gets a bigger church.
All right, man, thanks for your telling you a little secret.
All right. The Jewel Show on Demand. The Jewel Show
on Demand? What is the meaning of life. You tell
me it's the Jewel Show. That's what you think people
would be googling. Except they came out with a list
of the top questions that humans google, and it's not
(46:31):
even close to that deep. Really, just how many ounces
in a pound? I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know any of these numbers, all confusing. Sixteen
ounces in a pound? How do you know that? Well,
because I'm a mom, I've had, like, I don't know
how many pounds of ounces come out of me. Speaking
of that one of your top questions, I'm like, there's
(46:54):
ounces in pounds. It's like them they're sixteen You're okay,
but you've never heard like, oh my son was seven
pounds fifteen ounces, okay, okay, yea, yeah, yeah, it makes sense.
This is ridiculous, and this shows just how little respect
moms get. I'm married to a mom, Alex, and I've
(47:15):
never realized how stressed out moms are and how they
do get no respect. They have to be responsible for everything.
It's like stress and then you can't even be yourself
until yeah, until you see screw it. And then people
are like, but you're a mom, you can't wear pants
like that you're a oscart when his mother's day is
one of the top Googled questions when mother say, yeah, so,
(47:38):
how would you? I have to google it? One of
the top questions that people ask on Google. Can you
run it? Can you run it? Can can you run what?
I don't know? Like Chris Brown, I guess can you
run it? That's one of the top Googled questions that
humanity asked. Can you run it? That just sounds like
a bunch of rednecks trying to figure out how to
start something up. Can you run it? Can read? They
(48:01):
don't know if you can read? I feel like Larry
the Cable Guy. Ready how to tie a tie? I
cannot tie tie? To say in my life. I watched
hundreds of YouTube videos over the years. I have had
multiple people try to teach me. My hands are not
capable of doing that. Okay, can you tie tie? No?
(48:23):
Why is it so hard? It's because we don't wear ties.
That should be like tying your shoes. No, it's not, though,
And I can tie my shoes with one hand with
my eyes closed. I can have twelve hands. It's still
not tie. I'm convinced. And I was in a lawsuit
a couple of years ago. I realized the night before
that I had thrown out all my ties. Oh no,
And I had to text my lawyers at like eleven
(48:45):
o'clock at night and go, hey, can I borrow a tie?
This guys would be like, We're gonna lose this case
so hard. And then I showed up to my lawyer's
office and he's like, here you go, man, this is
my lucky tie and sweet. And then I realized we
got just a couple of minutes before we have to
start the session, and I don't know how to tie
a tie. So I had to also go to my lawyer,
(49:06):
would you mind time my tie? What's the weirdest question
that you've googled in the last week or so? For
the love, I have no idea. I'm a little embarrassed.
I was not listening. I'm going to Mexico this week,
and I was googling what kinds of things that I
can and cannot bring with me, like things that are
(49:28):
legal in certain states. What are you? I am so embarrassed.
Look so embarrassed. Producer been pulled up one of the
last things that he googled, and you can see on
a space. He's dice, don't judge me. But um, about
a week or two ago, it was what and why
(49:49):
is that pink thing hanging out of my dog? Legitimately,
I was like comfortable. It wasn't what do you? I
thought it was a different thing. Oh, I guess I'm
(50:11):
excited see you. It's like see everything. So I was
really uncomfortable. I got to the bottom of it. Next
Google search after that was how to sue your dog
for harassing. Oh, mine's also very embarrassing. But it shouldn't
be because it's not that bad for me at least.
It's a detox pearl, that's you know, for down there.
(50:32):
It's like an all natural herbal depository. I guess that
allows some cleansing and some detoxing. And I was curious
about it, even though like I'm clean. I gotta emphasize
that it's round and super small. You put it in
with like a damp on sort of thing, and then
you leave it in for a couple of days, and
then over the next few days, like you just shed
(50:53):
a bunch of like old skin or like old blood
from like from out of here. Oh that's what I'm
gonna pass out. That's the thing you showed me a
picture of, right, Alex showed me pictures. Alex showed me
pictures of it from Google images of what it does.
The best way I could describe it is it looks
like a pot sticker. I was like, okay, so like
(51:17):
I bought one, right, and like I've never done before,
and then I have like a good healthy, you know,
Flora flow ye, and I'm like, you know, I just
want to do it though, because like I just want
to do it because it looks interesting. Like it took
me like a you're just even ordered, because like it
just kept coming up because I always wanted to subsite
and I was like one of their main products, I guess.
And I wanted to see it too because I want
to see a pot sticker. So yeah, that's what I googled.
(51:43):
Was losting you googled nothing near as interesting as all
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