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Speaker 1 (00:14):
All right.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
So I promised earlier on the show this morning that
we would talk about the top five because somebody submitted
the top five and it is unirable Bilthley, huh. Yes,
we can't even do it in the podcast because we're
not allowed to have music in the podcast. We don't
have a license for that. We have a license for
over the air. Now, I do have the lyrics. I
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can read the lyrics, okay, and I'll go in the order.
I heard the songs, okay, and I started with Amido
and kay a song called the Ride and started off fine, right,
if you want me, I can ride you home.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
If you want me, I can ride you. I'm going to.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Skip through these, but tell me, baby, do you want
to us up tonight? Do you want to make these
sheets cry? Tell me?
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Right? So far? I got it right? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Very sensual musically too, by the way, Yeah, very suggestive.
Let me get to the chorus. Tell me why you
gotta lie to me? Tell me why you break my pride?
Oh please tell me why you gotta lie to me?
Go and go enjoy the fucking.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Ride for me. Okay. I was like, all right, I
can edit an F word.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
That's no, that's and it repeats that a couple of times,
and then the outro of the song is quit fucking
with me, oh ah, quit fucking with me, oh ah,
oh ah. I want if you want me, I can
ride you if you so, all right? Not a big deal, no,
like three or four of the songs that have the
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swear word in it, right right. And then I come
to R Kelly a song called Cookie. And now R
Kelly has some I know he's got questionable lyrics, and
I always know if I can't find it in our system,
it's sus yeah. And so this The lyrics for this
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are let's wake up, it's dinner time.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Oh wait, I should say. It starts off.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
With a woman who's meeting R Kelly for dinner, that's
the idea, and the woman's telling her what to expect,
and she's like, what about dessert, And the woman goes, oh,
he'll tell you what he wants for dessert.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
That's where the cookie comes in.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Yes, And so right, yo, turn up, pull up to
the crib and blank ward on silk, come f with
blank word about to bang on a pussy like I'm
throwing up crip f with word.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
I'm not saying why you gonna want to come claim.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
This dick F with an inward F with an inward
come f with an inward Oh god, yeah. I was like,
I that's a lot of editing. So I marked it right,
and I was like, all right, I'll do my best.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
I'll see what's going on here.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
By the way, here's some more of the chorus, like
an oreo, I love to lick the middle, like an
oreo oreo oreo, like an oreo yo yo.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Yeah, that's half the song.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
By the way, I'm not even till all right, So
there's that song, okay, and I'm like, okay, that feels
like work. I can manage it. Uh huh, I can
and we won't hear a lot of the song, right,
I can manage it. And then I get to this song,
which was ultimately the song that triggered me to email
you guys going we are not doing I don't.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Think we can do this list.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
And this is a song called playful Devotion from wrong. Now,
I should say, all these songs do fit the parameters
and are quite sexy songs.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Right.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
What was the title of the top five songs do
you remember? It was something about Yeah, top.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
Five songs to play in the boom boom room when
it's showtime.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Okay, so that's a really underwhelming title for these songs,
if I'm being honest.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Who submitted it was the Padfoot?
Speaker 4 (04:14):
Yeah, who was sent sent in many lists.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Yeah, not quite like this one though.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
No. I must say that Padfoot appreciates music more than
he appreciates sex.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Okay, So here's the lyrics for Playful Devotion. A song
called Raw. Intro starts off pretty good. Come here, stop
pretending you don't already feel me between your legs. I
want you messy tonight. No pretty words, just the truth.
Raw really good, right, not bad?
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Yeah, I guess yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
I was like, do you have to between your legs?
Like I was trying to figure that out, but I
was like, it's fine. And then the first verse you
walked in act in innocence, skirt barely covering the teas,
but your eyes already big, and thighs pressing like you
need relief. I pull you close by the throat, slow,
feel your pulse jump under my thumb, whisper spread it
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for me, baby, show me how wet you've become. Fingers
slide up your heat, no warning, no gentle trace you're
dripping down my knuckle. Shane, burning your pretty face. I
taste you off my skin. Groan Lord, fuck you're my
favorite sin. Push your back against the wall. Game's over.
I'm diving in, and I was.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Like, Okay.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Then we get to the chorus, fuck me raw, take
it hard, break the bed, leave the scars, grip my cock,
ride me rough, scream my name, fuck the stars, pussy clinching,
door wide open, give me all that nasty art. I'm
gonna ruin your perfect baby, tear your good girl apart.
I was like, I'm not fucking doing this.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
It was at that moment I emailed him back and said, oh,
dear god, no, because I met you heard and.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
You're like, this is okay, isn't that bad? Until you
get into it, You're like, did he say gripping cock?
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Right? Was the cours really pussy clinching? I know, worse
than the wop? You know?
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Yeah, get a bucket and a mop. Now this song
is is awesome? Like, I'm not hating on the song.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Yeah, yeah, we just can't air it.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
I can't air it and I'm not gonna do a
bunch of editing to where you can't hear it, No.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Because there's gonna be nothing but a solid beata beat
meat or if you know you you reverse the words
where yip, that's the whole song from now.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
The third verses well too.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Now you're on your knees, mascara, running, lips, wrapped tight,
swallowing me whole, eyes locked, devoted in the half light,
half light. I fist your hair, guide you deeper, feel
your throat, give way, your moana around my cock, like
this is how you pray, pull you up, bend you over,
finish what we started. I can't even say this next sentence,
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and I don't know why he wants to finish in her?
Speaker 1 (07:01):
How about that?
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Playing you with every thirst you collapse, shaking, marked, dripping,
smiling through the mess, whisper against her.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
I'm addicted to this wickedness. What I don't see anything
wrong with it now.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
I grew up with Luke Skywalker listen to that and
being like, okay, this is rough, but loving the music.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Right. Yeah, I hear this, and I'm like, okay, is
that something you would put on during sexty time?
Speaker 4 (07:31):
No?
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Probably not?
Speaker 2 (07:33):
No, I okay, there's nothing wrong with having like a
music playlist that you listen to. But when you maliciously
put the songs on the list because you think it's
going to create something, I think that's fucking weird. Yeah,
right right, Like you put that on because what do
you want to do?
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Those things? Right? And if you do, that's fine. I'm
not judging.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
I'm just saying that, like, it's weird to subtly do that,
like making subliminal messages, you know, always having sexy music,
no or not sexy, whatever it is that.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Turns you on. Yeah, but that's not for me. That's
not my bag. I don't know. I might have to
go back and listen to it. I don't know who
it's for. Apparently bad Foot And did he really get
played right? Right? Maybe?
Speaker 3 (08:21):
So maybe maybe maybe he's banking that we wouldn't check,
but I didn't. I sure didn't. Good thing he did. Yeah,
I just get him slide him in. I'm like, okay,
that makes sense.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
We were talking about the song, is that of course too.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Yeah, it's the first time I think we've pulled a
list and been like, Nope, can't do it. Linda, I'm
sorry we're jumping ahead of ourselves because you responded to
the email Lindsay didn't. As a matter of fact, ten
minutes after it, she submitted the yeah, the top five
because I guess she didn't see that I emailed.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
I was all right, I was working on the list
when you were sending the email.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Unfortunately you didn't see the email come in and stop you,
but you went ahead and sent it. Right, So what
did you evaluate from? Did you listen to the music
and click the links?
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Oh? Yeah, you get the lyrics?
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Right?
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Oh yeah, so for what we do? She pulls the
lyrics and that was not a oh yeah, absolutely. I
wasn't sure.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
No, no, no, I didn't see your email until this
morning because I sent it and I was I actually
had sent it and was done. It was three o'clock
when I had closed my computer.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Yeah, I sent fifty uh huh.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
Yeah, And I thought to myself while I was doing it,
I thought the same thing you did. He's going to
have to edit the hell out of these fucking songs.
And and I kept thinking the whole time, this is
the worst list ever because these songs, first of all,
aside for number three on the list from nine inch Nails,
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no one knows these fucking songs.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Yeah, it's actually one of my biggest complaints about Top five.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
Yes, right, mine too.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
They need to be songs that people know, some genre,
some group of people. Now you probably can say people
know Playful Devotion, but they had fifty one thousand views.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
No one knows them, right? How did you stumble across it?
Speaker 2 (10:13):
You?
Speaker 4 (10:15):
AI group? It's an AI rock band that is that
was found on Spotify and they're on Apple Music now too,
I believe.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
But there seems to be a lot of that coming
up AI generated music like that. Like, I know, I know,
I've got a few of them on my list, but
I know that they're AI. There's one that I'm not
one hundred percent sure of yet, and that is Doc Raven.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Oh, that's one that got submitted to us before, right.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Really that I don't I don't know if remember what
we did our Battle the bands in November.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Oh okay, that feels familiar very well. Could be.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
I just know that it popped up and I was like,
I'm on the fence. I'm like, is it there's there?
Some when you google it up, some say he is,
but there's more to say he's not. But I'm like,
how come this cat's not touring around? Not doing any
kind of you know, concerts or anything like that. Maybe
maybe he just wants to stay in a studio and
keep his music like this or whatever. But like, I've
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got one song on here that I know, face first
Rodeo is the first one that comes to mind.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Is that like going to your first rodeo and failing
and hitting your face first into the dirt?
Speaker 4 (11:28):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (11:29):
No, that is from h And it even says right there,
deaf beats AI another one her Kitty got that squeeze.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
And these are in your rotation? Huh you listen to these? Yeah?
Ever not again? Nip pop up?
Speaker 2 (11:45):
You know what is it for you that it like
pulls you back to listening to it more.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
It's the beat, It's it is sometimes the lyrics that
that I'm like, that's pretty fucking dirty, you know what
I mean. I'm not gonna put it on like, you know,
let's sexy time with these things, you know, But it's
more like listen to this shit sort of thing or whatever.
But I know they're out there, AI generated bands, Well
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that one Tillie Norwood, she's got a movie coming out.
They talk about her. She's got a music video that
I don't have a problem with this. If I'm being
on I don't care. I don't care. Yeah, yeah, but
according to the other actors and actress, they.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Took her gurb, come and took her gurb. Sure, you
know what I mean, And I get that. Oh that's
a fair complaint.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Yeah, but there's not a fuck thing we can do
about it.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
I think this is an example, and I don't know
why not to get into some conspiracies. They want you
distracted with this, Yeah, they want you up in arms
about not real problems.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Who cares. There will still be a demand for human
beings to make movies and music. Oh yeah. I want
to be up to the people to decipher what's good
and what's not.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Yeah, but if there's an a demand because you know,
one actress or actor or one band, it's ai you know,
and then the rest of them come up, and then
you know, the next thing, you know, it's like, well,
we don't have anything. There's no need for human interaction
anymore because it's all done artificially. So I get it,
but again, fucking go outside.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Sure, right, I just.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Think like the idea that, oh, well they can make
the perfect beat, do the perfect lyric dot dot da, Right,
Plenty of bands do that already and don't make it
right right right. Plenty of bands are told what to do,
what to seeing, what notes to play based off formulas
and it doesn't work. Yeah, So that doesn't mean these
are gonna be good and AI is not gonna be
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able to predict a trend, right. I mean remember when
The Killers came out, and when they came out in
the alternative world, they were like, it was like a
new wave thing. Yeah that people were like, what's this?
And it was mass for a little while, there was
no The point being is the AI can't predict that industry.
People couldn't predict that wave it was at the time.
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Somebody was like, this is pretty good. We should throw
it out there and see what happens. Same thing with
when Guns N' Roses and all that, and then Nirvana
they were like, this is pretty good. There's something happening here.
Let's see how it goes. If anything, I think I
will create a new genre, right, just AI music. Yeah,
I add to the side.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Yeah, who gets the fucking award for that? Then? Huh?
I again, who cares?
Speaker 3 (14:31):
Some robot come up? I would like to thank my
mom and my manager.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Part of the magic of music is you feel like
Maynards singing about your experiences. Part of the magic is
you feel like Eric Clapton is singing about a time
you were sad. So to me, that is you're gonna
know it's ai and be like, well, that doesn't feel
authentic at all, right, right, Jack and Diane, like those
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songs have meaning to you because you think they did
something we're going through, something you were going through.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
It makes you not feel alone. I don't know if
you would feel that. Maybe newer generations will.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Maybe it's hard to identify with a computer and be
like that computer understands what I'm going.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Through, it knows my hard times. I think music gives
you hope. Music makes you believe.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Well, if Tom Petty can sing about chasing a dream.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Why can't I? Right, why can't I chase a dream?
You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (15:28):
I don't think when it's backed by a computer. I
don't think people will get that same feeling if you
know that it's backed by a computer. Yeah, if you
don't know that, you're gonna believe that it's a real person.
I think that's where a lot of the issue is
because it is so realistic sounding, you know, it was
if there was any way that we would know going
into it, maybe fucking like a watermark on there, like
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hey this is AI you know, then then okay, we
might have something there. But I have this other thing
I found. You guys know what peptides are. Not this
is gonna. I'm not getting in the weeds. But yeah,
Peptides are chemicals you can get that help your body, right,
they help you do things? Sure, well, gov ozembic, those
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are actual peptides. Okay, So there's this new There is
this peptide that's been out for a while. It's called
the Lessie, and this is the viagra for women.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
It apparently boosts the libido for women to experience hyperactive
sexual experiences. So it's for women that aren't having those feelings, right,
much like virus for guys who can't get hard. And
it was it's been approved since twenty nineteen. But apparently
some guys are taking it and they're reporting that it
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is amazing and it's better than viagra, nice, and that
when they're when they take it, everything feels richer. One
man's said he compared it to when you add butter
to food. Wow, because for those who know when you
had butter and idea, you know, the idea is that
makes it better.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
So this right, you have my attention.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
And another person claimed had sex with his wife thirty
times over twenty hours, which I'm like, mm, yeah, no,
you got a big dick.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
I get it. Thirty times in twenty hours.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
I'm not a big math guy, but that feels like
what at least two one and a half times an.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Hour something like that. That's close. Yeah, for twenty hours.
I've had some marathon sessions before.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
You're not quite like that, sure, you know, and that
I'm surely that's not start to finish.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
And by finish I mean.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
Jizz, you know what I mean, Because you're not your
body's not producing that much semen. Eventually your fucking tap
is going to run dry and you've got to give
it a break so you can rebuild.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
I don't know if that's true because I have never
had sex thirty times in twenty hours, so I don't
I've never been like, hey, sorry, we're out of beer, right, yeah,
there's no change in the keg like I've never been
in that experience, So I've never been like there's nothing.
I maybe have felt that way, right, but mostly because
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I was tired and couldn't think of a good excuse
after dry.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Right, No, but it is true.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
You eventually you're well runs dry and you have to
restock that well, and so I don't I'm sure that
they did it thirty times in a twenty eight hour
span or whatever the fuck it is. But it's not
one satisfactory too, You're not finished. There's a lot that
goes into it. Yeah, Okay, would you try this drug?
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Impe probably just once, just to see what it was like.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Sure, have you done an viagra?
Speaker 3 (19:05):
I've done VIAGRAA, I've done c alis, I've done fucking
ecstasy R right, I don't know what that sounds like
to me. Well, on the on the guys terms of it,
you know how it makes everything so much better dah
da da da.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
But yeah, so I would.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
I would probably do it once. It wouldn't make it
a unless it fucking just blew my mind. WHOA, I've
got to have more of that than That's about it
where it is.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
I mean, I'm pretty happy with regular sex. I don't
know how you make I don't know how you make
it better. Yeah, it's pretty great already.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
I don't know how you make the high better that
you get off sex. The only thing that I think
of is like mister thirty times here, you know. But
even then after a while, after.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
Turn number five, maybe even you know, younger me, it'd
be like I forget three times. Yeah, it get to
get it. But after like round five, I'm like, can
we stop? Take a break?
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Chaping? Right, I've done the viagra. It's yeah, it's fun.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
It's a little weird after, yeah, because it's not like
a normal experience of after.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
The only downfall that.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
I have to the viagara is gets my nose all
stuffed up. Yeah, and it does not unstop my nose
a little stuffy until like.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Sure pops that blood pressure. Yeah. Lindsay and I watched
show called The Pit and this year, on one of
the episodes, a guy comes in and he's he hasn't
come down from his viagra him and his wife's anniversary,
and so they have to drain it with a needle
and it's still not going down. And guess how they
drain it. They have to stroke his and they do
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it in the show, and you're like, oh, that can't
be because you and I have talked about nurses and
doctors before.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Like, how many dits did you see today?
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Huh?
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Like you're out there jerking a dig in the er
to get the blood out. That feels Who would have
guessed that's the solution.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
To make it go Downcalpel, please jerk me off right.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
I'm taking the ladder every time your needles away from
a dick.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
So apparently you need a drug sorry prescription to get VALESSI.
But there's another drug out there that beauty influencers quote
unquote are taking. It's called the Barbie drug, and you
shoot it up your nose to get a better tan.
And one person was quoted as saying that buying it
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is just like ordering socks, and that there's this whole
gray market for pharmaceutical drugs that you can buy. I
I am busy, scary to tan.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
Take this, snort it up your nose so you can
get a tam.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Yeah, go outside. That's twice I've had to say it
to Yeah, go outside.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Lindsay said that feels risky, which I don't disagree, but
I would counter and say it's risky to take any
drug anywhere.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Absolutely, people go to Mexico and they love going to
the pharmacy and buying drugs.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
That's just as risky. Yeah, well they got in to
the pharmacy. It has to be legit, right.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
You assume that pharmacy has the same standards and practices
that American pharmacies do, right, And that is not true.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
You're in a Mexican pharmacy.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
Yeah, things are a little different down here, don't They
still have quailudes down here in Mexico? I heard somebody,
So I don't think next time you go check.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Out for me.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
There's another experimental drug that's frequently used to treat depression,
and it's to help you become more efficient at work.
Well I know a couple of those. Ah, well that's
not the name of the rug. Uh oh, I'm just saying,
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I don't. That feels like a weird reason to.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Take a drug.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
So to make you more efficient at work is what
they say. That's that's a big selling point. So is
this riddling adderall methanphetamines, cocaine.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
What are we talking about here?
Speaker 3 (23:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (23:13):
I don't know, because that's exactly what those things do.
I just am not good like I don't want like
pills at all. I don't like taking aspirin. I don't
like taking I'd profit, I just don't like taking it.
And to me, going to the doctor or the gray
market or whatever it's called and saying I need a
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drug to make me better at work.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Feels like I should just quit right Like this job
isn't for me. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
But for some people, that's what they want, that's what
they need, and maybe they can't get the adderalls, maybe
they can get the riddlings. So that's why they go
into this gray market. That's why they call it a
gray market. It's not a black market right right, where
you're buying them off the fucking dark web or whatever
some guy in an alleyway. But it's not the white
market either, where you go the fucking doctor, right So
it's that gray area you get it online because it's
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not regulated or some shit like that.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
I'm just speculating it makes sense, though, but I'm good.
I'm good on any of that.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
The first time I ever took anything that wasn't prescribed
to me, it was in high school and in the
weight room in the off season, guys were taking I
remember this distinctly smile x.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Exactly.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
And it was some drug that you could put under
your tongue while you're lifting and it would help you
get an extra lift, okay, right, make you stronger.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Is it steroids? I don't know. To this day, I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
But the part that troubles me is that how passive
I was about, like yeah, yeah, go ahead, drop that
under my tongue.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
Right.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
It made no sense to me. Even years later.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
I would take pre Workout, which is not a steroid,
but you take it and it makes you super jittery
and like crazy.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
All that energy. Yeah, yeah, it's a little too much.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
I was taking Zyrtec for a while, just regular OTC zirtech,
and I had to stop taking it because I could
feel my mood swings happening. I could feel me getting darker. Yeah,
it was wild. So I went to the doctor, not
knowing it was zyrtec, telling him what was going on,
thinking I was going to have to get, you know,
some sort of depression pill. And he was like, my
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doctor's awesome because he is also in that mindset of
no pills, and he's like, what are you taking? I
was like all OTC and he goes, no, what are
you taking, right, And I told him and he was like, dude,
it's the Zyrtec all day, right. Zerotec has a case
history of making people insane.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
And they tell you those and they're commercials, which there
are way too many pharmaceutical commercials nowadays, but that's in there.
They're a little they're laund list of side effects, suicidal tendencies,
you know, leaky stool, right, a cute depression.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
I'm like, I'm taking this fucking pill to cure my depression.
There's gonna get worse depression. The fuck man. Yeah, it's
it is so retarded, Yeah, it is.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
It is a wild thing that we just go, Okay,
and my daughters because there's so many, like you said,
we're like, what's whatever the name is the mind vowls
in it? And I didn't know how to explain it
to her, right, I was like, it's a drug you
can get for what. I don't know, what do you mean,
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you don't know? They try to sell people with little
birds or dancing people that you'll go ask your doctor
about it, because doctors treats. Doctors treat symptoms, they don't
treat diseases, right, And so you go, oh, I'm having
this and then.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
You get it.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
Hell, we do that with medical marijuana licenses. Oh man,
I've got aches depression, depression, right, pms. But yeah, and
then yeah, okay, they ask you, and you yep.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
And they go, okay, how many times have you smoked
a joint and had leaky stools?
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Though?
Speaker 3 (27:15):
Right?
Speaker 1 (27:16):
How many times have you I was worried about it?
Is that the same? I'm so relaxed.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
I can ship myself right now, that is a possibility.
I think I'm gonna shit myself, right, But how many
times have you eaten a gummy right, and and and
have to.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Worry about liver failure or something like that?
Speaker 2 (27:39):
You know what I mean? Yeah, that's just that's just me.
I don't disagree with what you're saying. But also, there's
been barely any studies on weed and those type of results,
so we don't know. Nonetheless, wild, but I'm not gonna
lie going to Mexico later. I'm gonna go look and
see if they have this Valessie drunk. Yeah, I do
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see what it's See what it's like.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
Baby, We're gonna party tonight. One of us is gonna
be so wet.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Or asleep or a sleep.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Apparently the side effect was nausea, so like you're like,
oh baby, it's on and you take that pill.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
And you're like, I got a vomit. Oh god, this
is not fun. We're anyway, Cosby Sweater. All right, Hey, listen.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
This is something I think is really beneficial for you
guys that listen via the podcast that can't text, or
you listen later the talkback microphone on the iHeartRadio app.
If you listen to us on the show this podcast
on it, you can leave us a message at any
time right there tops microphone, push it.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
It's a great way to communicate with us. You got
you guys, have a fantastic week. See ya, b
All right.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
So I promised earlier on the show this morning that
we would talk about the top five because somebody submitted
the top five and it is unirable Bilthley, huh. Yes,
we can't even do it in the podcast because we're
not allowed to have music in the podcast. We don't
have a license for that. We have a license for
over the air. Now, I do have the lyrics. I
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can read the lyrics, okay, and I'll go in the order.
I heard the songs, okay, and I started with Amido
and kay a song called the Ride and started off fine, right,
if you want me, I can ride you home.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
If you want me, I can ride you. I'm going to.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Skip through these, but tell me, baby, do you want
to us up tonight? Do you want to make these
sheets cry? Tell me?
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Right? So far? I got it right? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Very sensual musically too, by the way, Yeah, very suggestive.
Let me get to the chorus. Tell me why you
gotta lie to me? Tell me why you break my pride?
Oh please tell me why you gotta lie to me?
Go and go enjoy the fucking.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Ride for me. Okay. I was like, all right, I
can edit an F word.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
That's no, that's and it repeats that a couple of times,
and then the outro of the song is quit fucking
with me, oh ah, quit fucking with me, oh ah,
oh ah. I want if you want me, I can
ride you if you so, all right? Not a big deal, no,
like three or four of the songs that have the
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swear word in it, right right. And then I come
to R Kelly a song called Cookie. And now R
Kelly has some I know he's got questionable lyrics, and
I always know if I can't find it in our system,
it's sus yeah. And so this The lyrics for this
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are let's wake up, it's dinner time.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Oh wait, I should say. It starts off.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
With a woman who's meeting R Kelly for dinner, that's
the idea, and the woman's telling her what to expect,
and she's like, what about dessert, And the woman goes, oh,
he'll tell you what he wants for dessert.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
That's where the cookie comes in.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Yes, And so right, yo, turn up, pull up to
the crib and blank ward on silk, come f with
blank word about to bang on a pussy like I'm
throwing up crip f with word.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
I'm not saying why you gonna want to come claim.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
This dick F with an inward F with an inward
come f with an inward Oh god, yeah. I was like,
I that's a lot of editing. So I marked it right,
and I was like, all right, I'll do my best.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
I'll see what's going on here.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
By the way, here's some more of the chorus, like
an oreo, I love to lick the middle, like an
oreo oreo oreo, like an oreo yo yo.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Yeah, that's half the song.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
By the way, I'm not even till all right, So
there's that song, okay, and I'm like, okay, that feels
like work. I can manage it. Uh huh, I can
and we won't hear a lot of the song, right,
I can manage it. And then I get to this song,
which was ultimately the song that triggered me to email
you guys going we are not doing I don't.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Think we can do this list.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
And this is a song called playful Devotion from wrong. Now,
I should say, all these songs do fit the parameters
and are quite sexy songs.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Right.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
What was the title of the top five songs do
you remember? It was something about Yeah, top.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
Five songs to play in the boom boom room when
it's showtime.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Okay, so that's a really underwhelming title for these songs,
if I'm being honest.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Who submitted it was the Padfoot?
Speaker 4 (04:14):
Yeah, who was sent sent in many lists.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Yeah, not quite like this one though.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
No. I must say that Padfoot appreciates music more than
he appreciates sex.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Okay, So here's the lyrics for Playful Devotion. A song
called Raw. Intro starts off pretty good. Come here, stop
pretending you don't already feel me between your legs. I
want you messy tonight. No pretty words, just the truth.
Raw really good, right, not bad?
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Yeah, I guess yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
I was like, do you have to between your legs?
Like I was trying to figure that out, but I
was like, it's fine. And then the first verse you
walked in act in innocence, skirt barely covering the teas,
but your eyes already big, and thighs pressing like you
need relief. I pull you close by the throat, slow,
feel your pulse jump under my thumb, whisper spread it
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for me, baby, show me how wet you've become. Fingers
slide up your heat, no warning, no gentle trace you're
dripping down my knuckle. Shane, burning your pretty face. I
taste you off my skin. Groan Lord, fuck you're my
favorite sin. Push your back against the wall. Game's over.
I'm diving in, and I was.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Like, Okay.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Then we get to the chorus, fuck me raw, take
it hard, break the bed, leave the scars, grip my cock,
ride me rough, scream my name, fuck the stars, pussy clinching,
door wide open, give me all that nasty art. I'm
gonna ruin your perfect baby, tear your good girl apart.
I was like, I'm not fucking doing this.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
It was at that moment I emailed him back and said, oh,
dear god, no, because I met you heard and.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
You're like, this is okay, isn't that bad? Until you
get into it, You're like, did he say gripping cock?
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Right? Was the cours really pussy clinching? I know, worse
than the wop? You know?
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Yeah, get a bucket and a mop. Now this song
is is awesome? Like, I'm not hating on the song.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Yeah, yeah, we just can't air it.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
I can't air it and I'm not gonna do a
bunch of editing to where you can't hear it, No.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Because there's gonna be nothing but a solid beata beat
meat or if you know you you reverse the words
where yip, that's the whole song from now.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
The third verses well too.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Now you're on your knees, mascara, running, lips, wrapped tight,
swallowing me whole, eyes locked, devoted in the half light,
half light. I fist your hair, guide you deeper, feel
your throat, give way, your moana around my cock, like
this is how you pray, pull you up, bend you over,
finish what we started. I can't even say this next sentence,
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and I don't know why he wants to finish in her?
Speaker 1 (07:01):
How about that?
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Playing you with every thirst you collapse, shaking, marked, dripping,
smiling through the mess, whisper against her.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
I'm addicted to this wickedness. What I don't see anything
wrong with it now.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
I grew up with Luke Skywalker listen to that and
being like, okay, this is rough, but loving the music.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Right. Yeah, I hear this, and I'm like, okay, is
that something you would put on during sexty time?
Speaker 4 (07:31):
No?
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Probably not?
Speaker 2 (07:33):
No, I okay, there's nothing wrong with having like a
music playlist that you listen to. But when you maliciously
put the songs on the list because you think it's
going to create something, I think that's fucking weird. Yeah,
right right, Like you put that on because what do
you want to do?
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Those things? Right? And if you do, that's fine. I'm
not judging.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
I'm just saying that, like, it's weird to subtly do that,
like making subliminal messages, you know, always having sexy music,
no or not sexy, whatever it is that.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Turns you on. Yeah, but that's not for me. That's
not my bag. I don't know. I might have to
go back and listen to it. I don't know who
it's for. Apparently bad Foot And did he really get
played right? Right? Maybe?
Speaker 3 (08:21):
So maybe maybe maybe he's banking that we wouldn't check,
but I didn't. I sure didn't. Good thing he did. Yeah,
I just get him slide him in. I'm like, okay,
that makes sense.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
We were talking about the song, is that of course too.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Yeah, it's the first time I think we've pulled a
list and been like, Nope, can't do it. Linda, I'm
sorry we're jumping ahead of ourselves because you responded to
the email Lindsay didn't. As a matter of fact, ten
minutes after it, she submitted the yeah, the top five
because I guess she didn't see that I emailed.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
I was all right, I was working on the list
when you were sending the email.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Unfortunately you didn't see the email come in and stop you,
but you went ahead and sent it. Right, So what
did you evaluate from? Did you listen to the music
and click the links?
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Oh? Yeah, you get the lyrics?
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Right?
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Oh yeah, so for what we do? She pulls the
lyrics and that was not a oh yeah, absolutely. I
wasn't sure.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
No, no, no, I didn't see your email until this
morning because I sent it and I was I actually
had sent it and was done. It was three o'clock
when I had closed my computer.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Yeah, I sent fifty uh huh.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
Yeah, And I thought to myself while I was doing it,
I thought the same thing you did. He's going to
have to edit the hell out of these fucking songs.
And and I kept thinking the whole time, this is
the worst list ever because these songs, first of all,
aside for number three on the list from nine inch Nails,
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no one knows these fucking songs.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Yeah, it's actually one of my biggest complaints about Top five.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
Yes, right, mine too.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
They need to be songs that people know, some genre,
some group of people. Now you probably can say people
know Playful Devotion, but they had fifty one thousand views.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
No one knows them, right? How did you stumble across it?
Speaker 2 (10:13):
You?
Speaker 4 (10:15):
AI group? It's an AI rock band that is that
was found on Spotify and they're on Apple Music now too,
I believe.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
But there seems to be a lot of that coming
up AI generated music like that. Like, I know, I know,
I've got a few of them on my list, but
I know that they're AI. There's one that I'm not
one hundred percent sure of yet, and that is Doc Raven.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Oh, that's one that got submitted to us before, right.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Really that I don't I don't know if remember what
we did our Battle the bands in November.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Oh okay, that feels familiar very well. Could be.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
I just know that it popped up and I was like,
I'm on the fence. I'm like, is it there's there?
Some when you google it up, some say he is,
but there's more to say he's not. But I'm like,
how come this cat's not touring around? Not doing any
kind of you know, concerts or anything like that. Maybe
maybe he just wants to stay in a studio and
keep his music like this or whatever. But like, I've
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got one song on here that I know, face first
Rodeo is the first one that comes to mind.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Is that like going to your first rodeo and failing
and hitting your face first into the dirt?
Speaker 4 (11:28):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (11:29):
No, that is from h And it even says right there,
deaf beats AI another one her Kitty got that squeeze.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
And these are in your rotation? Huh you listen to these? Yeah?
Ever not again? Nip pop up?
Speaker 2 (11:45):
You know what is it for you that it like
pulls you back to listening to it more.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
It's the beat, It's it is sometimes the lyrics that
that I'm like, that's pretty fucking dirty, you know what
I mean. I'm not gonna put it on like, you know,
let's sexy time with these things, you know, But it's
more like listen to this shit sort of thing or whatever.
But I know they're out there, AI generated bands, Well
(12:11):
that one Tillie Norwood, she's got a movie coming out.
They talk about her. She's got a music video that
I don't have a problem with this. If I'm being
on I don't care. I don't care. Yeah, yeah, but
according to the other actors and actress, they.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Took her gurb, come and took her gurb. Sure, you
know what I mean, And I get that. Oh that's
a fair complaint.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Yeah, but there's not a fuck thing we can do
about it.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
I think this is an example, and I don't know
why not to get into some conspiracies. They want you
distracted with this, Yeah, they want you up in arms
about not real problems.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Who cares. There will still be a demand for human
beings to make movies and music. Oh yeah. I want
to be up to the people to decipher what's good
and what's not.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Yeah, but if there's an a demand because you know,
one actress or actor or one band, it's ai you know,
and then the rest of them come up, and then
you know, the next thing, you know, it's like, well,
we don't have anything. There's no need for human interaction
anymore because it's all done artificially. So I get it,
but again, fucking go outside.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Sure, right, I just.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Think like the idea that, oh, well they can make
the perfect beat, do the perfect lyric dot dot da, Right,
Plenty of bands do that already and don't make it
right right right. Plenty of bands are told what to do,
what to seeing, what notes to play based off formulas
and it doesn't work. Yeah, So that doesn't mean these
are gonna be good and AI is not gonna be
(13:46):
able to predict a trend, right. I mean remember when
The Killers came out, and when they came out in
the alternative world, they were like, it was like a
new wave thing. Yeah that people were like, what's this?
And it was mass for a little while, there was
no The point being is the AI can't predict that industry.
People couldn't predict that wave it was at the time.
(14:08):
Somebody was like, this is pretty good. We should throw
it out there and see what happens. Same thing with
when Guns N' Roses and all that, and then Nirvana
they were like, this is pretty good. There's something happening here.
Let's see how it goes. If anything, I think I
will create a new genre, right, just AI music. Yeah,
I add to the side.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Yeah, who gets the fucking award for that? Then? Huh?
I again, who cares?
Speaker 3 (14:31):
Some robot come up? I would like to thank my
mom and my manager.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Part of the magic of music is you feel like
Maynards singing about your experiences. Part of the magic is
you feel like Eric Clapton is singing about a time
you were sad. So to me, that is you're gonna
know it's ai and be like, well, that doesn't feel
authentic at all, right, right, Jack and Diane, like those
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songs have meaning to you because you think they did
something we're going through, something you were going through.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
It makes you not feel alone. I don't know if
you would feel that. Maybe newer generations will.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Maybe it's hard to identify with a computer and be
like that computer understands what I'm going.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Through, it knows my hard times. I think music gives
you hope. Music makes you believe.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Well, if Tom Petty can sing about chasing a dream.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Why can't I? Right, why can't I chase a dream?
You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (15:28):
I don't think when it's backed by a computer. I
don't think people will get that same feeling if you
know that it's backed by a computer. Yeah, if you
don't know that, you're gonna believe that it's a real person.
I think that's where a lot of the issue is
because it is so realistic sounding, you know, it was
if there was any way that we would know going
into it, maybe fucking like a watermark on there, like
(15:51):
hey this is AI you know, then then okay, we
might have something there. But I have this other thing
I found. You guys know what peptides are. Not this
is gonna. I'm not getting in the weeds. But yeah,
Peptides are chemicals you can get that help your body, right,
they help you do things? Sure, well, gov ozembic, those
(16:13):
are actual peptides. Okay, So there's this new There is
this peptide that's been out for a while. It's called
the Lessie, and this is the viagra for women.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
It apparently boosts the libido for women to experience hyperactive
sexual experiences. So it's for women that aren't having those feelings, right,
much like virus for guys who can't get hard. And
it was it's been approved since twenty nineteen. But apparently
some guys are taking it and they're reporting that it
(16:50):
is amazing and it's better than viagra, nice, and that
when they're when they take it, everything feels richer. One
man's said he compared it to when you add butter
to food. Wow, because for those who know when you
had butter and idea, you know, the idea is that
makes it better.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
So this right, you have my attention.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
And another person claimed had sex with his wife thirty
times over twenty hours, which I'm like, mm, yeah, no,
you got a big dick.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
I get it. Thirty times in twenty hours.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
I'm not a big math guy, but that feels like
what at least two one and a half times an.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Hour something like that. That's close. Yeah, for twenty hours.
I've had some marathon sessions before.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
You're not quite like that, sure, you know, and that
I'm surely that's not start to finish.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
And by finish I mean.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
Jizz, you know what I mean, Because you're not your
body's not producing that much semen. Eventually your fucking tap
is going to run dry and you've got to give
it a break so you can rebuild.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
I don't know if that's true because I have never
had sex thirty times in twenty hours, so I don't
I've never been like, hey, sorry, we're out of beer, right, yeah,
there's no change in the keg like I've never been
in that experience, So I've never been like there's nothing.
I maybe have felt that way, right, but mostly because
(18:28):
I was tired and couldn't think of a good excuse
after dry.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Right, No, but it is true.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
You eventually you're well runs dry and you have to
restock that well, and so I don't I'm sure that
they did it thirty times in a twenty eight hour
span or whatever the fuck it is. But it's not
one satisfactory too, You're not finished. There's a lot that
goes into it. Yeah, Okay, would you try this drug?
(18:59):
Impe probably just once, just to see what it was like.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Sure, have you done an viagra?
Speaker 3 (19:05):
I've done VIAGRAA, I've done c alis, I've done fucking
ecstasy R right, I don't know what that sounds like
to me. Well, on the on the guys terms of it,
you know how it makes everything so much better dah
da da da.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
But yeah, so I would.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
I would probably do it once. It wouldn't make it
a unless it fucking just blew my mind. WHOA, I've
got to have more of that than That's about it
where it is.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
I mean, I'm pretty happy with regular sex. I don't
know how you make I don't know how you make
it better. Yeah, it's pretty great already.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
I don't know how you make the high better that
you get off sex. The only thing that I think
of is like mister thirty times here, you know. But
even then after a while, after.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
Turn number five, maybe even you know, younger me, it'd
be like I forget three times. Yeah, it get to
get it. But after like round five, I'm like, can
we stop? Take a break?
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Chaping? Right, I've done the viagra. It's yeah, it's fun.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
It's a little weird after, yeah, because it's not like
a normal experience of after.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
The only downfall that.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
I have to the viagara is gets my nose all
stuffed up. Yeah, and it does not unstop my nose
a little stuffy until like.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Sure pops that blood pressure. Yeah. Lindsay and I watched
show called The Pit and this year, on one of
the episodes, a guy comes in and he's he hasn't
come down from his viagra him and his wife's anniversary,
and so they have to drain it with a needle
and it's still not going down. And guess how they
drain it. They have to stroke his and they do
(20:51):
it in the show, and you're like, oh, that can't
be because you and I have talked about nurses and
doctors before.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Like, how many dits did you see today?
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Huh?
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Like you're out there jerking a dig in the er
to get the blood out. That feels Who would have
guessed that's the solution.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
To make it go Downcalpel, please jerk me off right.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
I'm taking the ladder every time your needles away from
a dick.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
So apparently you need a drug sorry prescription to get VALESSI.
But there's another drug out there that beauty influencers quote
unquote are taking. It's called the Barbie drug, and you
shoot it up your nose to get a better tan.
And one person was quoted as saying that buying it
(21:40):
is just like ordering socks, and that there's this whole
gray market for pharmaceutical drugs that you can buy. I
I am busy, scary to tan.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
Take this, snort it up your nose so you can
get a tam.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Yeah, go outside. That's twice I've had to say it
to Yeah, go outside.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Lindsay said that feels risky, which I don't disagree, but
I would counter and say it's risky to take any
drug anywhere.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Absolutely, people go to Mexico and they love going to
the pharmacy and buying drugs.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
That's just as risky. Yeah, well they got in to
the pharmacy. It has to be legit, right.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
You assume that pharmacy has the same standards and practices
that American pharmacies do, right, And that is not true.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
You're in a Mexican pharmacy.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
Yeah, things are a little different down here, don't They
still have quailudes down here in Mexico? I heard somebody,
So I don't think next time you go check.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Out for me.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
There's another experimental drug that's frequently used to treat depression,
and it's to help you become more efficient at work.
Well I know a couple of those. Ah, well that's
not the name of the rug. Uh oh, I'm just saying,
(23:02):
I don't. That feels like a weird reason to.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Take a drug.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
So to make you more efficient at work is what
they say. That's that's a big selling point. So is
this riddling adderall methanphetamines, cocaine.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
What are we talking about here?
Speaker 3 (23:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (23:13):
I don't know, because that's exactly what those things do.
I just am not good like I don't want like
pills at all. I don't like taking aspirin. I don't
like taking I'd profit, I just don't like taking it.
And to me, going to the doctor or the gray
market or whatever it's called and saying I need a
(23:34):
drug to make me better at work.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Feels like I should just quit right Like this job
isn't for me. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
But for some people, that's what they want, that's what
they need, and maybe they can't get the adderalls, maybe
they can get the riddlings. So that's why they go
into this gray market. That's why they call it a
gray market. It's not a black market right right, where
you're buying them off the fucking dark web or whatever
some guy in an alleyway. But it's not the white
market either, where you go the fucking doctor, right So
it's that gray area you get it online because it's
(24:07):
not regulated or some shit like that.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
I'm just speculating it makes sense, though, but I'm good.
I'm good on any of that.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
The first time I ever took anything that wasn't prescribed
to me, it was in high school and in the
weight room in the off season, guys were taking I
remember this distinctly smile x.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Exactly.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
And it was some drug that you could put under
your tongue while you're lifting and it would help you
get an extra lift, okay, right, make you stronger.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Is it steroids? I don't know. To this day, I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
But the part that troubles me is that how passive
I was about, like yeah, yeah, go ahead, drop that
under my tongue.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
Right.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
It made no sense to me. Even years later.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
I would take pre Workout, which is not a steroid,
but you take it and it makes you super jittery
and like crazy.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
All that energy. Yeah, yeah, it's a little too much.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
I was taking Zyrtec for a while, just regular OTC zirtech,
and I had to stop taking it because I could
feel my mood swings happening. I could feel me getting darker. Yeah,
it was wild. So I went to the doctor, not
knowing it was zyrtec, telling him what was going on,
thinking I was going to have to get, you know,
some sort of depression pill. And he was like, my
(25:34):
doctor's awesome because he is also in that mindset of
no pills, and he's like, what are you taking? I
was like all OTC and he goes, no, what are
you taking, right, And I told him and he was like, dude,
it's the Zyrtec all day, right. Zerotec has a case
history of making people insane.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
And they tell you those and they're commercials, which there
are way too many pharmaceutical commercials nowadays, but that's in there.
They're a little they're laund list of side effects, suicidal tendencies,
you know, leaky stool, right, a cute depression.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
I'm like, I'm taking this fucking pill to cure my depression.
There's gonna get worse depression. The fuck man. Yeah, it's
it is so retarded, Yeah, it is.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
It is a wild thing that we just go, Okay,
and my daughters because there's so many, like you said,
we're like, what's whatever the name is the mind vowls
in it? And I didn't know how to explain it
to her, right, I was like, it's a drug you
can get for what. I don't know, what do you mean,
(26:36):
you don't know? They try to sell people with little
birds or dancing people that you'll go ask your doctor
about it, because doctors treats. Doctors treat symptoms, they don't
treat diseases, right, And so you go, oh, I'm having
this and then.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
You get it.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
Hell, we do that with medical marijuana licenses. Oh man,
I've got aches depression, depression, right, pms. But yeah, and
then yeah, okay, they ask you, and you yep.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
And they go, okay, how many times have you smoked
a joint and had leaky stools?
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Though?
Speaker 3 (27:15):
Right?
Speaker 1 (27:16):
How many times have you I was worried about it?
Is that the same? I'm so relaxed.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
I can ship myself right now, that is a possibility.
I think I'm gonna shit myself, right, But how many
times have you eaten a gummy right, and and and
have to.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Worry about liver failure or something like that?
Speaker 2 (27:39):
You know what I mean? Yeah, that's just that's just me.
I don't disagree with what you're saying. But also, there's
been barely any studies on weed and those type of results,
so we don't know. Nonetheless, wild, but I'm not gonna
lie going to Mexico later. I'm gonna go look and
see if they have this Valessie drunk. Yeah, I do
(28:00):
see what it's See what it's like.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
Baby, We're gonna party tonight. One of us is gonna
be so wet.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Or asleep or a sleep.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Apparently the side effect was nausea, so like you're like,
oh baby, it's on and you take that pill.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
And you're like, I got a vomit. Oh god, this
is not fun. We're anyway, Cosby Sweater. All right, Hey, listen.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
This is something I think is really beneficial for you
guys that listen via the podcast that can't text, or
you listen later the talkback microphone on the iHeartRadio app.
If you listen to us on the show this podcast
on it, you can leave us a message at any
time right there tops microphone, push it.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
It's a great way to communicate with us. You got
you guys, have a fantastic week. See ya, b
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