The Morning Dump 04-07-26

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:14):
I saw this headline and you know what to make
of it?

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Where I have not pre read the story, so I
have no idea what we're getting into. But the headline
says adult star needed emergency surgery after filming scene with
co star.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Okay, sounds like there's some tearing, possibly maybe even pisiotomy
kind yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Okay, uh, maybe got an infection. That's possible too, a
bad like fell off the table.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Right right, right, something got stuck up there because we
just assume that it's the waiter that did the damage.
But there's been plenty of stories whe people should should
have their asshole and it gets stuck up there, you know,
and they got to go to the hospital. Ah, I
got a thermis in my asshole or whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
It's not lying, no, it's just alarming to hear out loud.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
Hey yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Well a few years ago, a star porn star went
viral for claiming his co star had almost died on
the day of filming, and while that turned out to
be somewhat dramatic, the star had in fact ended up
needing emergency surgery. So the forty one year old has

(01:38):
a first class honors degree in gender studies. Having researched
women's experiences in the porn industry and having worked in
the industry yourself since two thousand and three. This includes
the claim that we just talked about on a pillow
Talk podcast in twenty twenty three, that he put her
in the hospital a day after filming together. He says

(02:02):
this was not on purpose. He did clarify that they'd
been going at it for over an hour.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Okay, and you wonder why things are the way they are.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Right after that, I'm like, see you later. Have a
great day, he explained, cause you know, you're sliding down
the dinosaur tail times, you're clocking out at the quarry.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
You know, yeah, you be doing out of there.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
And then the next day he found out that she
had been complaining about some abdominal pain. Oh good for you.
And two days later he found out that she had
to go to the hospital. She said her stomach was hurting,
she had to go see a doctor, and apparently her
appendix burst in the scene, which could have killed her.
I don't know, but listen, I could have killed her

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on our first scene.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
She says.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
What actually happened because she went on a podcast to
clear up what had happened with the host, Glennie Balls,
and that her appendix did not burst. She said she
had appendicitis and did have to have emergency surgery to

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have it removed, and that, of course, can lead to
your appendix bursting. She clarified it was just pure coincidence,
but it came on to be painful. While she was filming,
she joked, there's more room in there now that my
appendix has been removed.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
Work the room, girl, All right, good for you. She said.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
They had to make an incision above my pubic bone
and at my hip. The scarring was minimal and the
recovery was pretty fast. I did a porn expo four
days after the surgery. Damn wow, Yeah, good for you girl.
A porn expo. That doesn't necessarily mean that they're doing
it right, because when you go to the reptile expo

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as there are reptiles there, yes, right, you get to
see and different reptiles from around and people that read them,
and you could possibly buy some.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
Now, I have not been to a porn expo, but
my understanding is that they are autographs photo opportunities.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
Right, like a comic con, but for porn stars.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
Panel Q and as things to that nature.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
I'd like to sit in on that Q and A.
What's it feel like when he pulls out of your asshole? Oh?

Speaker 2 (04:38):
God, man, I I would, I would. I would like
to go to one of these.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
I'm checking.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
I'm confident besides the people that work there, I might
be one of the hotter looking men that show up.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
Yeah right, I don't know who goes to these so
far as like customers. Yeah right, okay, yeah, yea yea, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's gonna be that porn porno'grafi appeals to all walks
of life, so you'd like to think that it's just
a bunch of trolls there, but not so much the

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adult entertainment exposure.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
Okay, the fan experience. How much do you think tickets
are for the fan experience?

Speaker 3 (05:21):
Fifty bucks?

Speaker 2 (05:25):
I wanna say, too, Fitty, I'm looking because I've got
the agenda. All the stars are gonna be there. Oh,
I guess I don't know. I'm taking your word that
Tyler James is one of the stars. I'm not up
on my porn star names.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
Have you gotten it yet? Yeah? So, fan tickets is
the twenty twenty six already over, it's over. But I've
got it pulled up for the twenty seven Okay, go ahead,
which is it's it's January twentieth. This is the show
hour okay sixty and now I know I'll be the
hottest one there. Right. You just gont go to Vegas
at the Virgin Hotels VIP.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
You get in at noon to eight pm, and then
general missions at one allow.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
Huh. You want to do the whole thing, right, because
I think you and I are on the same website here.
You want to do all of it. You want to
go to the Fan Experience, you want to do the
business expo, you want to do the awards show, right, No,
you want to go to the Pleasure Product Expo. Right?

Speaker 3 (06:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (06:36):
That sounds fun. Yeah, okay, but I don't want to
go to the Gavan Awards.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
Why not? I'm good. I don't need to see Picture
of the Year and the award for best aintal goes
to see who wins boasting dowed. Okay, I know it
ain't me.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
Uh yeah, I I think it would be fun.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
I'm not sure what we.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
Would do so far as us as a show if
we went, Yeah, like if the show went, I'm not
sure what we do. I'm not sure how to explain
to my kids, but yad, he's got to go to
work at the porn expo.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
Yeah, you just telling me you covering in an expo
in Las Vegas? What kind it's a it's an adult movie.
It's an adult movie, expo it movie. It's the movies
that's for adults only.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
Yeah, here's the thing, man, kids repeat things. And my
kids go to a Christian school.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
Yeah, and I don't need to go in for a meeting.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
And I really want them to continue to go to
school there, right, And I don't want to be the
one that jeopardizes that.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
Excuse me, mister Pears coming to a porn expo. No, No,
I had a work event exactly in Sin City. I listen.
I don't control these things. They tell me. Were to go,
I do go? Right? Four days? I mean, would you go, lindsay, Yeah,

(08:10):
I think I would.

Speaker 3 (08:11):
I don't know if I'd want to put up with
it for four days, though.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
I mean, I think anything over twenty four hours in
Vegas is wild.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
Yeah. Yeah, but four days and you get to go
to this expo. Check it out. You got some stories
to tell, You got good social content, and then you're
in Vegas, you know what I mean? You could literally
lounge by the pool if you want the entire the
whole time that you're there, just do what you need
to do due to bare minimum and I know, to

(08:38):
get us by and then then enjoy the vacation. How
big do you think it is?

Speaker 3 (08:44):
Like?

Speaker 2 (08:44):
How much sorry, how much acreage does the event cover?

Speaker 1 (08:52):
I mean, I'm just like any other expo. Wouldn't it
be just like a one like hotel, ballroom or whatever.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
Okay, so there's a dressco Pasties are not permitted. Breast
must be covered with bikini tops or similar attires such
as a tire.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
Such a tire is.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
The only acceptable minimal war wardrobe for breast coverage, so
you gotta.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
Wear a bikini. Bare minimum.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
Thongs exposing the buttocks can be worn as part of
a wardrobe only if they comply with the falling requirements.
The thong must be completely cover the genitals and not
expose any pubic air. The thong must completely cover the
anis because you know that starfish is scary, h bloody,
and the skin immediately above and below the anis meaning

(09:35):
the interior base of the cleft.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
I don't like that technical term.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
A simple string across the anis does not meet this requirement.
They had to put that sentence in there, right.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
Somebody done broke that rule. They're like, okay, a simple.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
String across the anis shere. Other transparent garments are not
acceptable forms of dress or on the show floor unless
the wear fully comply with requirements of paragraphs one and
two above. Nudity is prohibited anywhere at the expo. This
means all locations without limitation. Sexual behavior or conduct, whether

(10:11):
reel are simulated, is prohibited. Exhibiting bodily fluids or excretions
is prohibited. By the way, that's number four. That's not
number one on the list.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
Number one. Dragging off on people.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
Flashing is prohibited means exposing genitalia, exposing the areola and
nipples of the female breast are exposing the anus.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
Seems like a lot of conservative rules for Sin City.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
Dude, that's just a marketing word. They still have rules.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
I guess, you know, gambling and prostitution and whatnots like that,
But I guess all the prostitution is done outside of
the city.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
Yeah, technically there's no legal prostitution, isn't legal in Vegas.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
They got a lot of different packages Giggity that you
can get like this one here for four hundred and
eighty dollars on a Friday, get the Private Suite Party,
which is entrance to party in a private suite with
appearance by adult stars. Open bar must be twenty one

(11:09):
to inten does not include tickets to the expo. Okay, right,
for four hundred and eighty bucks, and you get to
say that your party hung out with a bunch of
porn stones.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
Yeah, okay, I don't okay, I don't think.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
That's that exciting, but I'm sure they're nice people. Single
you though, single you at this age? No, okay really, no, okay? No,
You get your golden ticket for eleven fifty three access
to the red carpet event prior to the awards ceremony
on the twenty thirty. That sounds fun, entrance into the

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av and Awards after party. Yeah, at your golden ticket.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
I just don't know what the endplay is, especially like
under the idea that single you like, what's the endplay?

Speaker 1 (11:58):
Well, you're hoping you get laid by some fucking I
don't know cornstars. I don't hope that I think most
guys would though maybe right man, I'm just speaking for me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
Think most guys would want to get laid. That's the
end of the sentence, right, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
What to say? You did it with a big breast,
a beautiful porn star that Lindsay's probably mentioned her name
once or twice on a birthday. I gotta you know
there's some attraction there. Okay, but how many porn stars
do you think there are?

Speaker 2 (12:25):
And I think I think that is a misconception that
the corn stars want to bang all the time.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
I get drunk enough at the a v AND Awards. Listen,
you've just got best Breasts at the av AND Awards. Congratulations,
Let's celebrate with some shots and cocktails.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
Listen, when she wins Best Breast, she doesn't want to
hang out with Corbyn or GIMPI from Tulsa, Oklahoma that night.
She's going out with their friends or other people in
the industry. There is no way or her husband or
her husband or partner, like, we're so far down on
the list.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Speak for yourself. You ain't got this, No, that's true.
You may get hired. Would that be crazy? Right? Would
you pursue went to an expo and they put me
in a movie. Would you pursue that?

Speaker 2 (13:12):
If they're like, hey, we want you in a movie,
would you be like, yeah, I mean I'm down for adventure.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
I tell you that all the time. I'm always down
for an adventure. And if the money, I mean, you're
gonna money's there, regardless of what it is, see exactly.
I mean, like, what are we talking about here, fifteen
hundred dollars first scene I could use maybe in one
of the gay ones. You think they pay more, yes,
gay pays more. No, I'm talking about just regular or whatever.

(13:36):
I think you like a couple hundy you think so? Yeah,
I don't know. Surely, surely they gotta pay you more
than just a couple of hundred bucks. But I mean,
even then, a couple hundred bucks give me a start
in the porn industry. That's something I did think about
in my early twenties. Yeah, why the hell not.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
I think I think people have a misconception that you
get paid a lot in the porn world. I think
if you're established, you probably get a thousand, okay. But
I think if you're not established, I think you get
a couple of hundred okay.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
That's still a couple hundred bucks by yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
Well, and you'd only be doing it to say you
were in a porn.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
Yeah, like a legit one, not one that you just
made which phone, right, Yeah, any of those, and I
think that any of them.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
There'll be people there soliciting right to recruit people to
be in video, right, sure, and they come across you hypothetically,
it's not gonna be I don't know the name of
a porn company, but like Adam and Eve porn, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
There you go. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're gonna.

Speaker 2 (14:41):
They have kind of some rules and arrangements. They just
don't real aniliate and let's just say, let's just say
it feels legit. And they're like, yes, we want you
to come to LA. We're gonna you'll film on Friday
and Saturday. You don't fly back on Sunday, so you
just missed one day work.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
Oh, that ain't so bad. And you're like, you get
a ticket, everything's good, Okay.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
They got you on Ryanair or whatever discount airline to
go to the West coast.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
Yeah, so far, so good.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
I like where we're at, get you a hotel in
Orange County, huh. And then you go to someone's house
and it's so sketchy, and you're getting paid three hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (15:22):
Yeah, three hundred dollars for a little experience that you
may have never had in your life or may never
ever get again. And you've got stories to tell for days.
I was a little nervous. They loosened me up. Here's
a drink, Yeah exactly, here's a little bit of cocaine.
Let's get you ready. You know, Hey, this is uh.

Speaker 2 (15:45):
This is scarlet pick a different name. Please, this is
thank you sadness.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
You went right to that. No, I was just thinking
stripper names. No offense towards your.

Speaker 3 (16:00):
Insults, after insults.

Speaker 1 (16:03):
This is a sapphire.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
It was more of the idea of him. That was
the name of sex right for him.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
Yeah. I didn't make it weird. You made it we
But nope, you made it weird.

Speaker 2 (16:13):
I called it out. Here's the question I have. Do
you conversation, have a conversation and let that person have
input that's in your life so.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
Far as like girlfriend or whatever. Yeah, you would have to.
I mean, I guess you don't have to just be like, hey,
I'm going to La or Vegas or whatever for the
weekend for work. Yeah, it is for work to be
in the film.

Speaker 2 (16:39):
Yeah yeah, I mean it is work, but you're not
currently employed.

Speaker 1 (16:42):
All right, exactly. I mean you don't have to tell
them me. You just say hey, I'm out. Yeah, I'm
just asking you. But me personally, I mean I I
probably probably would have to, but if the for think
about it, I mean ultimately you would have to be single.
I think it would be best and not have anybody attached,
so you avoid all that. Yeah, jealousy, that's gonna happen

(17:07):
for Christians, worry all that stuff. If you're just free
and clear, do whatever, then you're good.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
And let's just say. They were like that's fine, but
no intercourse, right, and then you get there then what Well,
it's not my dick that's going inside them, it's just
my little arm. Yes, but that's not what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
It's not technical.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
Opportunities present themselves.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
Yeah of course, and you're like, sorry, I made a deal,
dil de fist only like list take it or leave it.
That's all I can offer. I can't put my pen
is in your bagging now, So you're good with peer pressure?
Come on and snio, come on, come on, all the

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cool kids are doing it.

Speaker 2 (17:57):
I have no doubt that you have good will power,
but I also know you don't miss a good time.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
Oh absolutely, yeah yeah, so yeah, there's a good chance
that probably would happen.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
Yeah. Uh would she have veto power?

Speaker 1 (18:13):
Uh? Well, yeah, of course. So she's like I.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
Don't want you to go, you'd be like, okay, I'm
not going there, and then yes, you.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
Just mope around the house for the weekend and be like,
what what's wrong all you said? Because you couldn't go
have sex with the bunch of porn stores. I'm sure.

Speaker 3 (18:28):
What if she's like, okay, but I want to go
with you.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
Now, come on, we'll make a vacation out of it and.

Speaker 3 (18:33):
Watch entire time.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
Okay, Okay, she's the one making the decision to go
and to watch. I'm just there for the money.

Speaker 2 (18:47):
There's a madman and she's an actress on a soap.
On a soap and Don Draper played by John hann
He's like, hey, she asks if he can if she
can do the sex scene, and he's like, what's that
gonna entail? And she's like, well, it's TV, so just

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kissing and it'll just give the impression, and he's like,
I don't know. I'll think about it and let you know,
which is a wild thing to say. I'll think about
it and let you know what you can do with
your life and your job. Right, So, nonetheless, it moves forward.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
She does it.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
He shows up on set unbeknownst to her, like she
surprises her. They go to the dressing room and he's
fucking pissed, right, He's he's like basically calling her a whore,
and she like, she goes, this is my job, and
he goes, yeah, you take money for kissing, right, just

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handles it atrociously. She's Meanwhile, he cheats through the whole show.
He's constantly cheating. Matter of fact, he leaves that moment
and goes and cheats. And he's got a problem with
her kissing for her job. Very double standard, dramatically, his
mom as a kid was a prostitute, if that gives
you any context, Okay, And so she makes the statement

(20:06):
of the first time you ever show up at my
job is for this, Like you don't trust me? Yeah,
and I'm what I'm getting at is like it never
works out, Like you got to get somebody on the
way in or a part of it that's already involved.
You can't do it like, hey, I'm going to start
a career in porn. Like you if you quit your

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job and you're like, hey, babe, I'm going to start
an influencer job. I'm gonna be an influencer. They go, Okay,
I'll be supportive. Or you want to be a doctor, Okay,
I'll be supportive, or hey, I'm going to be a chef. Okay,
I'll be supportive. Try that with porn.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
I'm going to be an actor, right, that's it. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
And even then, like I've said this before on the
show Kissing, you cannot tell me it isn't real. Absolutely,
oh absolutely, they're sharing tongue. Yes, we gotta make it's
got to be believable. Yeah, you cannot convince if we
ever had an actress in here, like a real actress
that has done movies, and I'm bringing this up because

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I just can't wrap my head around it, and I'd
be like, then show me that it's not real, right,
not to get you to kiss me, but like, show
me it's not real, but still getting.

Speaker 3 (21:23):
How or just explain how like I would. I would
think that if one of the actors has really bad
breath or something like they do something intentional. Okay, you
know what I mean to not let it be real.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
Like I think it was.

Speaker 3 (21:39):
Kate Hudson said at one time that when her and
Matthew McConaughey did did love scenes, his breath would stink
or his armpits would stink, like she would say things,
So they.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
Can't get into it, right, but you'd be surprised what
people can get past. Right, stinky breath, stinky arm pits,
it's stinky to what? Stinky dick? Yeah, thick pants off?
This will just smells. Somebody did not wipe clean enough.

Speaker 2 (22:08):
Yeah, No, you don't clean good enough. Right, you don't
clean good enough unless you have a bidet. You don't
clean good enough. You're just smearing peanut butter everywhere. Ro
that's what you're doing. A little bit of peanut butter,
a lot.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
Of peanut butter.

Speaker 2 (22:21):
So cross, Hey, this is the perfect time to tell
you used to talk back Mike on the iHeart radio app.
We'd love to hear your comments. Uh, just a red
microphone and listen to us on the iHeart Radio app.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
Because a fantastic ba