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Speaker 1 (00:16):
How he's tried to save really crazy things for the podcast.
And this story I found was about a man who
masturbated every day for one week to prove a point.
What was the point he was trying to prove, Well,
i'll get to that. He was told that gooning was
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too bad, not good for you. Now, gooning is masturbating,
but not that's no completion, it's just yeah, it's edging.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Yeah, So this guy decided to go on a seven
day binge of gooning and found out that can cause
some real problems. I don't know what the problems would be.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Well, you're backing up, you're getting backed up, you're getting
all worked up, and that supply you know, is getting
just right there at the top, and then you're not
releasing anything.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
So when you go and.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Do it again, you're putting more milk inside the carton
and you're filling it up, and you're filling it up
and you're filling it up, and then eventually the shit's
going to just leak out.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Yeah. Again, that sounds like a great playground story. I
don't know if biologically that's how that works.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
We'll try it for a week and see what happened.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
I don't have the time.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
You ain't got time to get worked up for just
a little bit and then go right back to what
you was doing.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
I don't have ninety seconds.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Do it in the commercial break.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
So his first session, after his first session of the week,
he had a slump in the afternoon ad minute. He
felt like life force had been sucked out of him.
So he's saying that after he did it, he didn't
have any energy. Okay, And he said normally he's a
pretty happy guy. I said he felt sleepy, less energized,
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Rank and confessed that the idea of gooning again was
the only thing that seemed to entice him.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Okay, first day, Okay, he didn't get that release of
endorphins right, and that's why he's all or angry or mentally.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
His dissatisfaction without the completion ride psychologically, that's messed with him.
The the I'm a task doer type of thing.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
So is he basically leaving himself with blue balls until
he does it again.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Yeah, we can explain it that way, I guess. Or
it's not finishing right because they don't really turn blue right.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
I know.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Also, blue ball is not a thing at all.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
The next day, he woke up and found that his
brain felt like mush, and he noted he had less
awareness okay, and he admitted that he was having second
thoughts about this experiment at all, and he said he
had a complex set of emotions. He was trying to
figure out a temptation to view content and then the
back of your head, you know it's like, hey, I
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probably shouldn't, but you still do. He was feeling guilty,
He's starting to hate himself. It's day two. First of all,
settled down, bro. Day two feels like wild take. Yeah,
he's just ready to give up already. Then day three,
he said he woke up late and noticed spontaneous negative
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self talk and was genuinely struggling. He said the guilt
of regularly watching porn was quote eating him alive. And
then the next few days he said this continued, and
he explained that daily tasks he was previously content with
completing suddenly felt like a chore as his mind was
constantly thinking of porn and self pleasure. But when he
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did give into the urge, he explained that it made
him feel normal rather than great, and that it isn't
even exciting anymore. He said that the mood did slightly
improve at some points, but overall, gooning didn't do his
well being any good. He said that afterwards, when he
reflected on it, he said, Uh, he wasn't in the
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mood to do anything for the seven day period well,
wild minor inconveniences were extremely frustrating and this set. A
month into his experiment, he couldn't believe how vastly different
the quality of his life was in comparison to when
he was consuming porn and gooning. Mmm. He told viewers
he was trying to glorify gooning with the experiment, but
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wanted to demonstrate how easy it is to slip into
addiction and how quickly something harmless can start controlling your thoughts, moods,
and habits. And he says, it's it's here to show
the real dangers, the mental pull, the excuses your brain makes,
and what is actually it took for him to stop?
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What do we think? Well, first, I want to know
how that kind of up with the word gooning. It's
a great word, right, It's a great word. Goony's never
said Aye.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Right, I think it's weird, just finish already.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Yeah, and we're not talking about gooney. What do we
think about this what this guy said and that what
happened to him and how quickly he slipped into addiction.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
I think he's just saying it for content. To be
honest with you, I don't think he slipped into any
kind of addiction that Maybe I think it was already there. Yeah,
I mean, who doesn't like fucking singing titties? And of
course your dick's going to get hard over it. So
it is what it is unless you're gay, and then
it doesn't. Yeah, then it's another butthole or whatever.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Yeah. I kind of feel like, this is your brain.
This is your brain on drugs. That's what he's selling.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
That's fair. So is he trying to tell us not
to look at the pornography.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
It's what it felt like. Okay. I'm not here to
say pornography is good. I think it can have some
bad it can create some bad scenarios.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
There have been scientific studies of the effect of it
on the brain and too much of it and how
it eats away at your brain and stuff like that.
But that's just with anything that you're taken in abundance.
You know, whether you're doing cocaine or meth or weed, alcohol, porn, whatever, chocolate.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Yeah. I always tell my kids the dosage is the poison.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
It is not having sugar. It's the amount of sugar
that is not Okay. I was trying to search his
social media to see if he had like some sort
of mission he was on so far as like why
he did this experiment.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
No, No, like it's.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
You know, like he's a holy roller or something like that.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Cha gotchah Okay, trying to spread the words of the children.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Yeah, that masturbation is bad.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Butt's see when I was growing up, there like you
should just practice abstinacy, right to cut down on team pregnancy, right,
you know, well you can fucking jark it and get
the same effect not getting bitch as pregnant. Yeah, but
it's a sin. It's a sin. Looking at it's as
a sin.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Yeah, okay, that's what they tell you. Yeah, I mean
I wouldn't say that looking at breasts or anything like
that as a sin. I would say one's inability to
control themselves with temptation as a sin. Yeah. That feels
more accurate rather than it's you know, the boob's fault.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
That's why they won't let them on television. That's why
women can't walk around hopless, even though guys can do it.
Go out the riverside, right, go play some disc golf
guys with their shirts off. But by god, do you
see any of them women out there jogging you know, topless?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
No, we need to normalize it. I mean, I don't
know if we need people bouncing around. There's some really
horrible humans that would not respect distance, right, Yeah, sure, privacy.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Carry a can of mace on you then stare.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
And just you know, jacket right in front of everybody.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Objectify. And if we let women and their boobs out,
then what then guys can just put their schlongs out there. Well,
you know, he.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Gets up, I get up.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
It's anarchy. I think we've all agreed that nipples or nipples,
you know, it's different when it goes below the belt,
when it goes south of the border, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
So that's where the problem is. My kids have asked
me why can't I walk around the house shirtless? But
they can't. That's a hard conversation to explain. You just
can't try really hard to not use that excuse because
I said, so not very good, and so you have
to resort to things like listen, some people don't have
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self control, and you don't know who's around and you
don't know how they be, and God forbid you bring
unwanted attention. And so for some reason, society says it's
okay for me to do it, but you can't, right, right?
But why? Yeah, I figure that I'm not taking a
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ticket on that crazy train.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Because that's just the way it is. How's a rainbow made? Yeah,
it just is. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
Wouldn't you rather know what we're having for dinner?
Speaker 1 (09:30):
My kids eat the same thing for dinner every night.
There's no they know. Last night I surprised them with
something for dinner, and you would have thought I was
making them clean their rooms.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Would you surprise them with Brussels browns?
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Nope, nope, six seven chicken nuggets. I saw them at
the grocery store. Six to seven chicken nuggets. I think
it's funny. They think it's funny. It's our little thing, right,
And I bought them, made them put them on their plate,
cover tom with a napkin, and they're like, what's for dinner?
I'm like, no, no, you're waiting till we sit down.
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So we sat down, brought them over, and they were
they couldn't because you know, it's chicken nuggets in the
shape of something.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
You're like, yeah, no, that's a six.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Okay, sure, and then you're like, no, it's six seven
chicken nuggets, and they're like, really, they can make six
seven chicken nuggets.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Oh yeah, oh yeah. I don't know why they don't
have at Patricia's. They don't have porn chicken nuggets. They
already have kN nuggets are typically of child's meal.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
No, okay, so's pasta. So some of the other crazy
things I've seen in stores.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
True, my friend had a can of fish assholes, which
is really just spaghettios, but it said fish assholes on
a label.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
That is a.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Big asshole for a fish, a big fish. It'd be
a big one for a phuman.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Uh yeah, that's a good day. Yeah. Maybe they should
have a refrigerated section. Yeah, patricias where you can sell
novelty foods.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
You can buy already buy the pasta in the shape
of penises.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Yeah. They got cake pans there in the shape of
coca balls.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
So lollipops.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Yeah, yeah, So they do have some things, but maybe
that's something. You know, you retire from radio and just
work on adult themed novelty foods.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
No adult themed novelty nugs. Okay, let's let's brainstorm. So
penis chicken nugs. Uh huh, that's all I got.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Okay, Well, you just take the panas its like a
one trick pony if I'm being honest. Now, you take
the the cocka balls of the chicken nugs and shorten
a day. Take the cock off right and put nipples
on the balls, and you got titty nugs.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
Titty nugs.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Right.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
See, so you got that, you know, And you're right,
there's really only.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Four body parts that you can make and that would
work out, yeah, because you could do like toes. Yeah,
I guess you're right. There's a sub genre there, people kinks, right,
you know, foot shaped nus.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
There's a trend online right now of women showing off
their heels, like their heel collection, like all their shoes,
like the shoes, not like the heel of their feet.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Yeah. I was like all dry and crusty and needing
some lotion.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
I mean kind of. And you see like they do
the thing and you're like Okay, yeah, that's nice, and
then you keep seeing it and you're like, wait, this
is people are into this. Yeah, like there's some weird
fetish people. There's a local anchor in town and she
for a while was posting pictures of her shoes. I
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want to see. She's still doing it, and it was like,
I think they she had to have stopped. I think
because people are like, oh, this is good because men
can't hand themselves right, yes.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
On that.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Yeah, she stopped, she stopped doing it. Yeah, she stopped
doing it. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Well the thing about that is like men are pervs
and they'll sexualize anything. That's all that there is to it. Yeah,
you could be showing off your wainous right pictures of
your wenus and you gotta be like a look at
that fucking Elbowskim.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
I think the majority wouldn't. I think the majority wouldn't. Binge,
your arm looks like you believe it? Yeah again, I
think the majority wouldn't. I think guys have this thing
they think that every time a woman is nice to them,
that that's the woman opening up to get you know, slashed.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Of course, of course, why else would she be nice
to a troll like you? Come on, Okay, no, I
like that. Take like you, your self esteem is so low,
the bar is so yes that you think any amount
of compliment means she wants your dick. What oh oh,
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I see okay, let's get some of this. No, you're
still a troll man.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Yeah, just being nice shouldn't be the quantifier, no, of
being kind. But women think that too, because if I'm
nice to the lady that checked us out at Walgreen,
she's like, huh, I'm clueless. I'm like, what are you
talking about? She's like, why are you flirting? Settled down?
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Yeah, oh I don't know. Maybe that's an insecurity sort
of thing.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
I think I'm doing it just to get my goat,
But yeah, it's possible. Knowing my wife. I met my wife,
she's incredibly secure.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
But the idea of just being kind makes people feel
like it's an open.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Door for whatever. Dude, I always love comments on any
a woman like that's specifically trying to get attention right
through whatever their Instagram or only fans or whatever, and
the comments guys make things like you give me a chance.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
You're like, okay, yeah, right, because you're gonna give her
the same three pumps you give everybody else, and that's
supposed to woo her over right.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
One of my favorite things to experience in the history
of the show was being at a patio party with
Biggie and we were standing there watching everybody interact, and
this guy was talking to us about a female on
the show and he was like, she's lucky. I'm married,
and he walked away and I turned and I'm like,
how lucky do you think she is? The presumption that
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you're not gonna that's awesome?
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Right? Oh no, but they slay man, they beat it up. Yeah, sexually.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
I don't think there's any man bat in a thousand, no.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
One. We're lucky just to have it. Wait, you do
want to have sex with me? Okay? Right, it's not
just being nice, it's not charity work.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
We always we always joke about the idea that oh time,
there's not enough time or tired or whatever, and you're like, shit,
it takes two minutes is all it take. Every time
it's over, you're like, well, damn it. Seconds.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Yes, it took us longer to get undressed.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
And you look at the clock when you're done, just
to see, just to see how long it.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Shocks should I try to go if we're a world record. No,
I don't check in with the time and go.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Forty five seconds. Whoa, that's a new PR. Yeah, I'm
not looking for a PR. I'm pretty happy with the
status or misbelief, right, I'm happy just you know, leading
me on to think that I've got it all figured out. Yes, yes,
you are the greatest.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Yes, yes, no one like me. I get it. Keep talking, sweet,
nothing's in my ear, baby, baby that give it to me, please.
I would say to every woman, you should make your
man feel like he's the only man you've ever had
inside you, and he will. He'll buy a hook line
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and see your guys are dumm maybe dumb?
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Maybe yeah, what the hell else you use because that
thing's lost its grip? That's a guy problem then, right,
And they're elastic, they're elastic, No, they are, They don't,
they don't.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
It isn't trying to force a cucumber through a piece
of cardboard.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
True, but think about think about that pair of underwear
that you've had for the past thirty years that are
very comfortable and got a little holes in him been
the elastic is kind of not as tight as he
used to be. Kind of han's off your ass a
little bit. Yeah, but you still wear them.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Yeah, you're comparing something you wear for how many how
long do you say? Many years?
Speaker 4 (18:05):
Years?
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Twenty years? You're talking seventy thousand days of exposure, right.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Yes, that's not even close to being the same. Okay, Well,
let's take that same pair of underwear and let every
guy in town put it on.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
You think every other guy's bigger than you.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
I'm just saying she gets worn out after a while. God,
I'm not one to, you know, let other guys wear
my underwear. But I'm just saying I didn't bring it up.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
I didn't bring up the idea that other men should
wear underwear.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Just underwear your underwear, Yes, No, the underwear that you
love and cherish and you hold very close.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
How much to wear my used underwear for it for
a day?
Speaker 2 (18:52):
A day?
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Twenty four hours?
Speaker 4 (18:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Yeah, so like I like, it's a bet in the studio.
I take them off, you put them on. We've known
each other for a while, we have. I'd do it
for fuck, I'd do it for a hundred bucks.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Oh hondy huh Yeah, yeah, because just because we know
each other, we've been around each other for a long time, now,
you know. Now, let's just say, grab that homeless guy
over there standing on the street corner, how much to
wear his underwear for twenty four hours? Nah? That probace
just fucking went up.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
That may have blood in that, right, Mine might.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Have blood in it. May not be his blood, though,
God mine, that's the thing. Mine perhaps could.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Yeah, and I trust you, I know you, we've known
each other for a while. Worth the gamble, It's worth
the g gamble. Yeah, fucking random stranger down there.
Speaker 4 (19:46):
What if it does have blood in it?
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Okay, it's dried, it's dride. I'm sure it's dried.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Yeah, let's df that. What Let's say there is dried
blood in it. What is the worst possible outcome?
Speaker 4 (19:58):
Yeah, I mean if it's dry, nothing.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
That's just asking you, like you brought up the concerns.
Speaker 4 (20:02):
So I would just probably make him nervous to see it.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Wouldn't make me nervous. I would be more nervous of
a turd. Right, we're fitting to layer some skid marks. Yeah,
I ain't about stacking at the dragstrip. You know how
they got the burnout box? Yes, where everybody goes and
does the burnouts, right, and it's just rubber on top
of rubber on top of rubber. That's what we're talking about.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Yeah, Now, I think you bring up a good point.
There ain't nothing you can't wash or take a pill
for pretty much.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Yeah. Yeah, you don't look like you have AIDS or HIV.
So yeah, I'm just saying you don't know. Yeah, you're right,
I don't know. I don't And I guess that's where
you know, sir. Do you know what happened?
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Did you get a blood transfusion on protected sex?
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Well?
Speaker 1 (20:49):
I did wear Corby's bloody underwear.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Who was drugs?
Speaker 1 (20:53):
I think the only concern would be a fear digger, okay,
like in your but hoole. Yeah, okay, I'm just being honest.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Yeah, you're just scraping paint off and onto the wall.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
It's okay. I'm just being honest though, like the idea
like not like you have an open wound down there
and until you do right.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
Right. But see, here's the thing, and it's because again
we've been together for a while. You're proud of your powerwasher.
I am. Yeah, I think that that wouldn't be that
wouldn't be so much of a problem.
Speaker 4 (21:29):
And I still can't believe you don't have one.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Yet We'll believe it because I ain't spending money on it.
I can barely afford groceries, let alone of power washer
from a bowl.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Here's here's my self. You can get one for the
amount of toilet paper you spend in probably six months.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
I'm sure I could probably get one financed too, for
you know, three easy payments, No seven ninety nine a month,
no like thirty bucks exactly.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
You can get one. Would you like to do some
easy pay?
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Pay for it? What do they call it? Affirm right?
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Like to affirm this?
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Okay, I financed a lot of the finance, cars, motorcycles,
even a fucking ferret one time. I'm never finding out.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Wow, they what's the craziest thing you financed? The ferret?
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Probably, but it was the ferret cage combo.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
I love the defense.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Yeah, wow, the fucking cage yourself was one thousand dollars.
Whoa and then uh and then the ferret itself was
four hundred bucks. So we're talking fifteen hundred dollars right there.
And I was like, okay, but I needed I needed
a bigger home for the other two ferrets that I had,
and then I just fucking happened to fall in love
with Betty White.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Which is the ferrets name. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Yeah, h Lindsay, what's the craziest thing you financed?
Speaker 4 (22:44):
Act?
Speaker 2 (22:44):
There's a there's a three hundred bucks you can buy
a ferret cage. It depends on the one that you're
looking at.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
This is a three level one with rollers, because that
makes a difference. Here's a four tiered one for two hundred.
What's yours? Made out of gold?
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Yes? Fortified to steal? Yah.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Yeah. What's the craziest thing you have financed?
Speaker 4 (23:08):
It's a vacuum cleaner me too, Okay, stupid.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Like one of those rainbow ones or whatever.
Speaker 4 (23:14):
No, no, I wish it was a rainbow. It was
a Patriot.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
What the fuck is a patriot a rainbow vacuum.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
Use at NASA?
Speaker 2 (23:24):
Oh no, they don't. You just you just bought it
Climb and sinker, huh.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
I mean the sales on it was amazing. I'll say
that I was pregnant, came in and.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Wait, this was door to door. Yeah, Oh what are
you doing? Yeah, let's tell my mom ended up financing
her rainbow vacuum because some schmuck going door to door. Yeah,
the only clean part of her carpet. Or take one
couch cushion and a trash bag and suck the dirt
out of that one.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
But now one get bent.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
This is the greatest vacuum ever, unless you try to
sell it to my friends. Here, I am in high school, right,
eighteen years old. My friend's coming over. She's like, listen, Janette,
you gotta check out this vacuum. This is the greatest
vacuum ever. So she's doing a demonstration for my friend. Like, mah,
come on now. Of course I'd stab somebody in the
eye to be able to go back and live to
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that moment again. But whatever it is, what it is.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Yeah, I have a hard time believing they use this
at NASA. I think you got worked. I don't think
they use it in NASSA at all. Like that's not
if they use it a NASA, I would think it
would be all over their page.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Maybe he's dyslexic and they use it at a san
not NASA. What's the craziest thing you've ever financed? Oh,
vacuum for sure.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Okay, I bought a Dyson one then I wanted it
was like seven. Nope, I just lied. No, I financed
the swing set after the down draft or tornado whateverlways
took it. I bought one and just financed it through
a firm.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Okay, that's not so.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
I don't think that's that crazy. The vacuum was a
second vacuum, so that was kind of silly.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Gonna bring up with second vacuum, bitch, I got like two, three, four, five, six,
I am, I think I have six vacuums. Instead, I
use the museum or what.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
We're not even to steamers and carpet cleaners. Wow, I
got it, including steamers and carpet cleaners. I got a
over over ten had lowered.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Man. Yeah, I think it's a little excessive.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Some would say that the thousand dollars on a fucking
fair cage is excessive at a statement. So two vacuums,
I have one for the house and a shop back.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Yeah, that's it. That's it, And sometimes I have to
use the shop back for the house. I remember those
days be in there, single living in apartments, right, I
didn't have I didn't have regular vacuum at the shot
back because just you know, going through major breakoup and
that's all I got, so I'd be in there shot
back in my my apartment floor. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
I was trying to see because I wanted to find
out like the story of them being part of NASA,
the NASA vact, and I couldn't find anything quickly. They
have some sort of Mars reference on like a little
badge on their vacuum, but it's spelled m A r
z ah like doctor thunder.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
I think I think they got you, lendsy.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Oh yeah, Oh my god, I'd be so mad at
my wife if she was pregnant and then let some
fucking salesperson come in the house, some stranger, some schmuck.
Speaker 4 (26:46):
Oh we both got gotten because we were both there just.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Fucking like sitting there like shit, that's a really good vacuum.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Wow, sold done.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
I wonder what the statistics are like if they get
in through the threshold, the percentage chance of sales going up,
it's got to be like eighty percent.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Right right, Because most of the time they're like, hey,
can I demonstrate my vacuum for you, and just say
they knocked on my door?
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Nope, shutting the door.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Have a nice day.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
You're not even getting me to answer the door. I'll
look and see you on the camera and be like,
who's there? Like, fuck off, girl, scouts, Daddy don't need
no cookies.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
Leave something, man, it's on the floor.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
My kids are always like, can we answer the door?
I'm like, no, right, well it's ringing.
Speaker 4 (27:37):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
We don't want to talk to whoever's there. Why not
we know who's going to be here. If the doorbell's ringing,
it ain't for us. No, or it's not good right
either way?
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Pros Well, they do for deliveries, that's true.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
They'll be gone in a minute, right exactly, and then
I'll go get it. Even stuff that you have to
sign for, Like I know I have to sign for that,
I can get delivered. I have it at a FedEx
or whatever ups store and I go get it from there.
That makes it easy that way, Yeah, because I don't
have the time being home and all that other stupid shit.
Right porch pirates. Yes, So if I have to sign,
(28:12):
like if you buy an iPhone or something like that,
some equipment I've gotten from the company, yeah, I'm like, nope,
I divert it to the just pick it up at
the Yes when I want to. That's fair. I have
made a mistake once though, and diverted. I thought I
was doing it to like the FedEx Kinko's right up
the street here, and it was like North Tulsa, like
so far away, way out of my way.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
I was like, damn it, You're like, I don't belong
around here.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Oh no, and there's some food there.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
It wasn't that North Tulsa.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
I mean, I don't know what you mean, because there's
a high population of black people.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Well, crime right is more of what it is Pine
and Puelia area. I mean, people get shot right over here.
The truth is people just getting shot anywhere.
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How he's tried to save really crazy things for the podcast.
And this story I found was about a man who
masturbated every day for one week to prove a point.
What was the point he was trying to prove, Well,
i'll get to that. He was told that gooning was
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too bad, not good for you. Now, gooning is masturbating,
but not that's no completion, it's just yeah, it's edging.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Yeah, So this guy decided to go on a seven
day binge of gooning and found out that can cause
some real problems. I don't know what the problems would be.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Well, you're backing up, you're getting backed up, you're getting
all worked up, and that supply you know, is getting
just right there at the top, and then you're not
releasing anything.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
So when you go and.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Do it again, you're putting more milk inside the carton
and you're filling it up, and you're filling it up
and you're filling it up, and then eventually the shit's
going to just leak out.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Yeah. Again, that sounds like a great playground story. I
don't know if biologically that's how that works.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
We'll try it for a week and see what happened.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
I don't have the time.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
You ain't got time to get worked up for just
a little bit and then go right back to what
you was doing.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
I don't have ninety seconds.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Do it in the commercial break.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
So his first session, after his first session of the week,
he had a slump in the afternoon ad minute. He
felt like life force had been sucked out of him.
So he's saying that after he did it, he didn't
have any energy. Okay, And he said normally he's a
pretty happy guy. I said he felt sleepy, less energized,
(02:00):
Rank and confessed that the idea of gooning again was
the only thing that seemed to entice him.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Okay, first day, Okay, he didn't get that release of
endorphins right, and that's why he's all or angry or mentally.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
His dissatisfaction without the completion ride psychologically, that's messed with him.
The the I'm a task doer type of thing.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
So is he basically leaving himself with blue balls until
he does it again.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Yeah, we can explain it that way, I guess. Or
it's not finishing right because they don't really turn blue right.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
I know.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Also, blue ball is not a thing at all.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
The next day, he woke up and found that his
brain felt like mush, and he noted he had less
awareness okay, and he admitted that he was having second
thoughts about this experiment at all, and he said he
had a complex set of emotions. He was trying to
figure out a temptation to view content and then the
back of your head, you know it's like, hey, I
(03:06):
probably shouldn't, but you still do. He was feeling guilty,
He's starting to hate himself. It's day two. First of all,
settled down, bro. Day two feels like wild take. Yeah,
he's just ready to give up already. Then day three,
he said he woke up late and noticed spontaneous negative
(03:26):
self talk and was genuinely struggling. He said the guilt
of regularly watching porn was quote eating him alive. And
then the next few days he said this continued, and
he explained that daily tasks he was previously content with
completing suddenly felt like a chore as his mind was
constantly thinking of porn and self pleasure. But when he
(03:48):
did give into the urge, he explained that it made
him feel normal rather than great, and that it isn't
even exciting anymore. He said that the mood did slightly
improve at some points, but overall, gooning didn't do his
well being any good. He said that afterwards, when he
reflected on it, he said, Uh, he wasn't in the
(04:08):
mood to do anything for the seven day period well,
wild minor inconveniences were extremely frustrating and this set. A
month into his experiment, he couldn't believe how vastly different
the quality of his life was in comparison to when
he was consuming porn and gooning. Mmm. He told viewers
he was trying to glorify gooning with the experiment, but
(04:29):
wanted to demonstrate how easy it is to slip into
addiction and how quickly something harmless can start controlling your thoughts, moods,
and habits. And he says, it's it's here to show
the real dangers, the mental pull, the excuses your brain makes,
and what is actually it took for him to stop?
(04:51):
What do we think? Well, first, I want to know
how that kind of up with the word gooning. It's
a great word, right, It's a great word. Goony's never
said Aye.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Right, I think it's weird, just finish already.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Yeah, and we're not talking about gooney. What do we
think about this what this guy said and that what
happened to him and how quickly he slipped into addiction.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
I think he's just saying it for content. To be
honest with you, I don't think he slipped into any
kind of addiction that Maybe I think it was already there. Yeah,
I mean, who doesn't like fucking singing titties? And of
course your dick's going to get hard over it. So
it is what it is unless you're gay, and then
it doesn't. Yeah, then it's another butthole or whatever.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Yeah. I kind of feel like, this is your brain.
This is your brain on drugs. That's what he's selling.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
That's fair. So is he trying to tell us not
to look at the pornography.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
It's what it felt like. Okay. I'm not here to
say pornography is good. I think it can have some
bad it can create some bad scenarios.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
There have been scientific studies of the effect of it
on the brain and too much of it and how
it eats away at your brain and stuff like that.
But that's just with anything that you're taken in abundance.
You know, whether you're doing cocaine or meth or weed, alcohol, porn, whatever, chocolate.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Yeah. I always tell my kids the dosage is the poison.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
It is not having sugar. It's the amount of sugar
that is not Okay. I was trying to search his
social media to see if he had like some sort
of mission he was on so far as like why
he did this experiment.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
No, No, like it's.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
You know, like he's a holy roller or something like that.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Cha gotchah Okay, trying to spread the words of the children.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Yeah, that masturbation is bad.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Butt's see when I was growing up, there like you
should just practice abstinacy, right to cut down on team pregnancy, right,
you know, well you can fucking jark it and get
the same effect not getting bitch as pregnant. Yeah, but
it's a sin. It's a sin. Looking at it's as
a sin.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Yeah, okay, that's what they tell you. Yeah, I mean
I wouldn't say that looking at breasts or anything like
that as a sin. I would say one's inability to
control themselves with temptation as a sin. Yeah. That feels
more accurate rather than it's you know, the boob's fault.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
That's why they won't let them on television. That's why
women can't walk around hopless, even though guys can do it.
Go out the riverside, right, go play some disc golf
guys with their shirts off. But by god, do you
see any of them women out there jogging you know, topless?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
No, we need to normalize it. I mean, I don't
know if we need people bouncing around. There's some really
horrible humans that would not respect distance, right, Yeah, sure, privacy.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Carry a can of mace on you then stare.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
And just you know, jacket right in front of everybody.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Objectify. And if we let women and their boobs out,
then what then guys can just put their schlongs out there. Well,
you know, he.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Gets up, I get up.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
It's anarchy. I think we've all agreed that nipples or nipples,
you know, it's different when it goes below the belt,
when it goes south of the border, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
So that's where the problem is. My kids have asked
me why can't I walk around the house shirtless? But
they can't. That's a hard conversation to explain. You just
can't try really hard to not use that excuse because
I said, so not very good, and so you have
to resort to things like listen, some people don't have
(08:53):
self control, and you don't know who's around and you
don't know how they be, and God forbid you bring
unwanted attention. And so for some reason, society says it's
okay for me to do it, but you can't, right, right?
But why? Yeah, I figure that I'm not taking a
(09:15):
ticket on that crazy train.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Because that's just the way it is. How's a rainbow made? Yeah,
it just is. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
Wouldn't you rather know what we're having for dinner?
Speaker 1 (09:30):
My kids eat the same thing for dinner every night.
There's no they know. Last night I surprised them with
something for dinner, and you would have thought I was
making them clean their rooms.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Would you surprise them with Brussels browns?
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Nope, nope, six seven chicken nuggets. I saw them at
the grocery store. Six to seven chicken nuggets. I think
it's funny. They think it's funny. It's our little thing, right,
And I bought them, made them put them on their plate,
cover tom with a napkin, and they're like, what's for dinner?
I'm like, no, no, you're waiting till we sit down.
(10:05):
So we sat down, brought them over, and they were
they couldn't because you know, it's chicken nuggets in the
shape of something.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
You're like, yeah, no, that's a six.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Okay, sure, and then you're like, no, it's six seven
chicken nuggets, and they're like, really, they can make six
seven chicken nuggets.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Oh yeah, oh yeah. I don't know why they don't
have at Patricia's. They don't have porn chicken nuggets. They
already have kN nuggets are typically of child's meal.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
No, okay, so's pasta. So some of the other crazy
things I've seen in stores.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
True, my friend had a can of fish assholes, which
is really just spaghettios, but it said fish assholes on
a label.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
That is a.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Big asshole for a fish, a big fish. It'd be
a big one for a phuman.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Uh yeah, that's a good day. Yeah. Maybe they should
have a refrigerated section. Yeah, patricias where you can sell
novelty foods.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
You can buy already buy the pasta in the shape
of penises.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Yeah. They got cake pans there in the shape of
coca balls.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
So lollipops.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Yeah, yeah, So they do have some things, but maybe
that's something. You know, you retire from radio and just
work on adult themed novelty foods.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
No adult themed novelty nugs. Okay, let's let's brainstorm. So
penis chicken nugs. Uh huh, that's all I got.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Okay, Well, you just take the panas its like a
one trick pony if I'm being honest. Now, you take
the the cocka balls of the chicken nugs and shorten
a day. Take the cock off right and put nipples
on the balls, and you got titty nugs.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
Titty nugs.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Right.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
See, so you got that, you know, And you're right,
there's really only.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Four body parts that you can make and that would
work out, yeah, because you could do like toes. Yeah,
I guess you're right. There's a sub genre there, people kinks, right,
you know, foot shaped nus.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
There's a trend online right now of women showing off
their heels, like their heel collection, like all their shoes,
like the shoes, not like the heel of their feet.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Yeah. I was like all dry and crusty and needing
some lotion.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
I mean kind of. And you see like they do
the thing and you're like Okay, yeah, that's nice, and
then you keep seeing it and you're like, wait, this
is people are into this. Yeah, like there's some weird
fetish people. There's a local anchor in town and she
for a while was posting pictures of her shoes. I
(12:49):
want to see. She's still doing it, and it was like,
I think they she had to have stopped. I think
because people are like, oh, this is good because men
can't hand themselves right, yes.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
On that.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Yeah, she stopped, she stopped doing it. Yeah, she stopped
doing it. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Well the thing about that is like men are pervs
and they'll sexualize anything. That's all that there is to it. Yeah,
you could be showing off your wainous right pictures of
your wenus and you gotta be like a look at
that fucking Elbowskim.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
I think the majority wouldn't. I think the majority wouldn't. Binge,
your arm looks like you believe it? Yeah again, I
think the majority wouldn't. I think guys have this thing
they think that every time a woman is nice to them,
that that's the woman opening up to get you know, slashed.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Of course, of course, why else would she be nice
to a troll like you? Come on, Okay, no, I
like that. Take like you, your self esteem is so low,
the bar is so yes that you think any amount
of compliment means she wants your dick. What oh oh,
(14:11):
I see okay, let's get some of this. No, you're
still a troll man.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Yeah, just being nice shouldn't be the quantifier, no, of
being kind. But women think that too, because if I'm
nice to the lady that checked us out at Walgreen,
she's like, huh, I'm clueless. I'm like, what are you
talking about? She's like, why are you flirting? Settled down?
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Yeah, oh I don't know. Maybe that's an insecurity sort
of thing.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
I think I'm doing it just to get my goat,
But yeah, it's possible. Knowing my wife. I met my wife,
she's incredibly secure.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
But the idea of just being kind makes people feel
like it's an open.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Door for whatever. Dude, I always love comments on any
a woman like that's specifically trying to get attention right
through whatever their Instagram or only fans or whatever, and
the comments guys make things like you give me a chance.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
You're like, okay, yeah, right, because you're gonna give her
the same three pumps you give everybody else, and that's
supposed to woo her over right.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
One of my favorite things to experience in the history
of the show was being at a patio party with
Biggie and we were standing there watching everybody interact, and
this guy was talking to us about a female on
the show and he was like, she's lucky. I'm married,
and he walked away and I turned and I'm like,
how lucky do you think she is? The presumption that
(15:44):
you're not gonna that's awesome?
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Right? Oh no, but they slay man, they beat it up. Yeah, sexually.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
I don't think there's any man bat in a thousand, no.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
One. We're lucky just to have it. Wait, you do
want to have sex with me? Okay? Right, it's not
just being nice, it's not charity work.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
We always we always joke about the idea that oh time,
there's not enough time or tired or whatever, and you're like, shit,
it takes two minutes is all it take. Every time
it's over, you're like, well, damn it. Seconds.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Yes, it took us longer to get undressed.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
And you look at the clock when you're done, just
to see, just to see how long it.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Shocks should I try to go if we're a world record. No,
I don't check in with the time and go.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Forty five seconds. Whoa, that's a new PR. Yeah, I'm
not looking for a PR. I'm pretty happy with the
status or misbelief, right, I'm happy just you know, leading
me on to think that I've got it all figured out. Yes, yes,
you are the greatest.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Yes, yes, no one like me. I get it. Keep talking, sweet,
nothing's in my ear, baby, baby that give it to me, please.
I would say to every woman, you should make your
man feel like he's the only man you've ever had
inside you, and he will. He'll buy a hook line
(17:20):
and see your guys are dumm maybe dumb?
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Maybe yeah, what the hell else you use because that
thing's lost its grip? That's a guy problem then, right,
And they're elastic, they're elastic, No, they are, They don't,
they don't.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
It isn't trying to force a cucumber through a piece
of cardboard.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
True, but think about think about that pair of underwear
that you've had for the past thirty years that are
very comfortable and got a little holes in him been
the elastic is kind of not as tight as he
used to be. Kind of han's off your ass a
little bit. Yeah, but you still wear them.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Yeah, you're comparing something you wear for how many how
long do you say? Many years?
Speaker 4 (18:05):
Years?
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Twenty years? You're talking seventy thousand days of exposure, right.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Yes, that's not even close to being the same. Okay, Well,
let's take that same pair of underwear and let every
guy in town put it on.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
You think every other guy's bigger than you.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
I'm just saying she gets worn out after a while. God,
I'm not one to, you know, let other guys wear
my underwear. But I'm just saying I didn't bring it up.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
I didn't bring up the idea that other men should
wear underwear.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Just underwear your underwear, Yes, No, the underwear that you
love and cherish and you hold very close.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
How much to wear my used underwear for it for
a day?
Speaker 2 (18:52):
A day?
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Twenty four hours?
Speaker 4 (18:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Yeah, so like I like, it's a bet in the studio.
I take them off, you put them on. We've known
each other for a while, we have. I'd do it
for fuck, I'd do it for a hundred bucks.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Oh hondy huh Yeah, yeah, because just because we know
each other, we've been around each other for a long time, now,
you know. Now, let's just say, grab that homeless guy
over there standing on the street corner, how much to
wear his underwear for twenty four hours? Nah? That probace
just fucking went up.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
That may have blood in that, right, Mine might.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Have blood in it. May not be his blood, though,
God mine, that's the thing. Mine perhaps could.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Yeah, and I trust you, I know you, we've known
each other for a while. Worth the gamble, It's worth
the g gamble. Yeah, fucking random stranger down there.
Speaker 4 (19:46):
What if it does have blood in it?
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Okay, it's dried, it's dride. I'm sure it's dried.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Yeah, let's df that. What Let's say there is dried
blood in it. What is the worst possible outcome?
Speaker 4 (19:58):
Yeah, I mean if it's dry, nothing.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
That's just asking you, like you brought up the concerns.
Speaker 4 (20:02):
So I would just probably make him nervous to see it.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Wouldn't make me nervous. I would be more nervous of
a turd. Right, we're fitting to layer some skid marks. Yeah,
I ain't about stacking at the dragstrip. You know how
they got the burnout box? Yes, where everybody goes and
does the burnouts, right, and it's just rubber on top
of rubber on top of rubber. That's what we're talking about.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Yeah, Now, I think you bring up a good point.
There ain't nothing you can't wash or take a pill
for pretty much.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Yeah. Yeah, you don't look like you have AIDS or HIV.
So yeah, I'm just saying you don't know. Yeah, you're right,
I don't know. I don't And I guess that's where
you know, sir. Do you know what happened?
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Did you get a blood transfusion on protected sex?
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Well?
Speaker 1 (20:49):
I did wear Corby's bloody underwear.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Who was drugs?
Speaker 1 (20:53):
I think the only concern would be a fear digger, okay,
like in your but hoole. Yeah, okay, I'm just being honest.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Yeah, you're just scraping paint off and onto the wall.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
It's okay. I'm just being honest though, like the idea
like not like you have an open wound down there
and until you do right.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
Right. But see, here's the thing, and it's because again
we've been together for a while. You're proud of your powerwasher.
I am. Yeah, I think that that wouldn't be that
wouldn't be so much of a problem.
Speaker 4 (21:29):
And I still can't believe you don't have one.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Yet We'll believe it because I ain't spending money on it.
I can barely afford groceries, let alone of power washer
from a bowl.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Here's here's my self. You can get one for the
amount of toilet paper you spend in probably six months.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
I'm sure I could probably get one financed too, for
you know, three easy payments, No seven ninety nine a month,
no like thirty bucks exactly.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
You can get one. Would you like to do some
easy pay?
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Pay for it? What do they call it? Affirm right?
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Like to affirm this?
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Okay, I financed a lot of the finance, cars, motorcycles,
even a fucking ferret one time. I'm never finding out.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Wow, they what's the craziest thing you financed? The ferret?
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Probably, but it was the ferret cage combo.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
I love the defense.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Yeah, wow, the fucking cage yourself was one thousand dollars.
Whoa and then uh and then the ferret itself was
four hundred bucks. So we're talking fifteen hundred dollars right there.
And I was like, okay, but I needed I needed
a bigger home for the other two ferrets that I had,
and then I just fucking happened to fall in love
with Betty White.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Which is the ferrets name. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Yeah, h Lindsay, what's the craziest thing you financed?
Speaker 4 (22:44):
Act?
Speaker 2 (22:44):
There's a there's a three hundred bucks you can buy
a ferret cage. It depends on the one that you're
looking at.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
This is a three level one with rollers, because that
makes a difference. Here's a four tiered one for two hundred.
What's yours? Made out of gold?
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Yes? Fortified to steal? Yah.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Yeah. What's the craziest thing you have financed?
Speaker 4 (23:08):
It's a vacuum cleaner me too, Okay, stupid.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Like one of those rainbow ones or whatever.
Speaker 4 (23:14):
No, no, I wish it was a rainbow. It was
a Patriot.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
What the fuck is a patriot a rainbow vacuum.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
Use at NASA?
Speaker 2 (23:24):
Oh no, they don't. You just you just bought it
Climb and sinker, huh.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
I mean the sales on it was amazing. I'll say
that I was pregnant, came in and.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Wait, this was door to door. Yeah, Oh what are
you doing? Yeah, let's tell my mom ended up financing
her rainbow vacuum because some schmuck going door to door. Yeah,
the only clean part of her carpet. Or take one
couch cushion and a trash bag and suck the dirt
out of that one.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
But now one get bent.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
This is the greatest vacuum ever, unless you try to
sell it to my friends. Here, I am in high school, right,
eighteen years old. My friend's coming over. She's like, listen, Janette,
you gotta check out this vacuum. This is the greatest
vacuum ever. So she's doing a demonstration for my friend. Like, mah,
come on now. Of course I'd stab somebody in the
eye to be able to go back and live to
(24:20):
that moment again. But whatever it is, what it is.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Yeah, I have a hard time believing they use this
at NASA. I think you got worked. I don't think
they use it in NASSA at all. Like that's not
if they use it a NASA, I would think it
would be all over their page.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Maybe he's dyslexic and they use it at a san
not NASA. What's the craziest thing you've ever financed? Oh,
vacuum for sure.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Okay, I bought a Dyson one then I wanted it
was like seven. Nope, I just lied. No, I financed
the swing set after the down draft or tornado whateverlways
took it. I bought one and just financed it through
a firm.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Okay, that's not so.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
I don't think that's that crazy. The vacuum was a
second vacuum, so that was kind of silly.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Gonna bring up with second vacuum, bitch, I got like two, three, four, five, six,
I am, I think I have six vacuums. Instead, I
use the museum or what.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
We're not even to steamers and carpet cleaners. Wow, I
got it, including steamers and carpet cleaners. I got a
over over ten had lowered.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Man. Yeah, I think it's a little excessive.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Some would say that the thousand dollars on a fucking
fair cage is excessive at a statement. So two vacuums,
I have one for the house and a shop back.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Yeah, that's it. That's it, And sometimes I have to
use the shop back for the house. I remember those
days be in there, single living in apartments, right, I
didn't have I didn't have regular vacuum at the shot
back because just you know, going through major breakoup and
that's all I got, so I'd be in there shot
back in my my apartment floor. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
I was trying to see because I wanted to find
out like the story of them being part of NASA,
the NASA vact, and I couldn't find anything quickly. They
have some sort of Mars reference on like a little
badge on their vacuum, but it's spelled m A r
z ah like doctor thunder.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
I think I think they got you, lendsy.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Oh yeah, Oh my god, I'd be so mad at
my wife if she was pregnant and then let some
fucking salesperson come in the house, some stranger, some schmuck.
Speaker 4 (26:46):
Oh we both got gotten because we were both there just.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Fucking like sitting there like shit, that's a really good vacuum.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Wow, sold done.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
I wonder what the statistics are like if they get
in through the threshold, the percentage chance of sales going up,
it's got to be like eighty percent.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Right right, Because most of the time they're like, hey,
can I demonstrate my vacuum for you, and just say
they knocked on my door?
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Nope, shutting the door.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Have a nice day.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
You're not even getting me to answer the door. I'll
look and see you on the camera and be like,
who's there? Like, fuck off, girl, scouts, Daddy don't need
no cookies.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
Leave something, man, it's on the floor.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
My kids are always like, can we answer the door?
I'm like, no, right, well it's ringing.
Speaker 4 (27:37):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
We don't want to talk to whoever's there. Why not
we know who's going to be here. If the doorbell's ringing,
it ain't for us. No, or it's not good right
either way?
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Pros Well, they do for deliveries, that's true.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
They'll be gone in a minute, right exactly, and then
I'll go get it. Even stuff that you have to
sign for, Like I know I have to sign for that,
I can get delivered. I have it at a FedEx
or whatever ups store and I go get it from there.
That makes it easy that way, Yeah, because I don't
have the time being home and all that other stupid shit.
Right porch pirates. Yes, So if I have to sign,
(28:12):
like if you buy an iPhone or something like that,
some equipment I've gotten from the company, yeah, I'm like, nope,
I divert it to the just pick it up at
the Yes when I want to. That's fair. I have
made a mistake once though, and diverted. I thought I
was doing it to like the FedEx Kinko's right up
the street here, and it was like North Tulsa, like
so far away, way out of my way.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
I was like, damn it, You're like, I don't belong
around here.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Oh no, and there's some food there.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
It wasn't that North Tulsa.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
I mean, I don't know what you mean, because there's
a high population of black people.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Well, crime right is more of what it is Pine
and Puelia area. I mean, people get shot right over here.
The truth is people just getting shot anywhere.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
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