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Speaker 1 (00:12):
So I have some today. I'm so excited to share
with you guys, and it comes with a visual part.
I like it. I'm not sure I'm going to show
you the visual part, but I'm going.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
To show you the visual part.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Where's the unicycle?
Speaker 1 (00:25):
And So I didn't know this was a thing, but
there's something called ball maxing.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Ball maxing. I've heard of ball ironing.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Yep, some people. Yeah, somebody implied George Clooney does this.
They're taking the wrinkles out of his balls, keeps them
from dipping into the water. I'm being I'm gonna be honest.
I don't know my balls have wrinkles. I don't look
at it on the look. I don't do a thorough
one pass.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
And your wife hasn't mentioned it obviously.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
I don't think she takes a good gander at it.
Every ball sack from the age of six months and
older has wrinkles in it. The only time that they
don't have wrinkles in them, and this is my experience,
is when that baby first comes out and they are
fucking swelled.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Boom.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Those are the shiniest testicles you'll ever see, shiniest, smoothest.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
After that, they all have a wrinkle in them. I'm
so creeped out.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Right now, I've got.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Two boys, I understand. I just most people look at
the smile or the umbilical corder. Yeah but okay, yeah, yeah,
you are absolutely right.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
But when you're in the least this is what my
first boy and I'm if he's listening to this, sorry,
bru it is what it is. But there was a
lot of pictures taken, and there was a lot of
pictures taken when you know, the nurses have them and
they're cleaning the goop off of them, and there are
a set of the biggest goddamn balls I've ever seen
on a baby ever.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Okay, yeah, that's why. That's why i'd like to stop
the ball talk of children. Ball, Maxine is this thing
that apparently people are doing. And you know what, I
just want to show you before I tell you, and
then I'm gonna let Lindsey see first, and then I'll
(02:11):
show you because I don't think I can describe it.
And if you're listening, obviously I can't show you, but
you can google it.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
What the fuck?
Speaker 2 (02:23):
All right? Now, okay, you didn't have to turn all that,
but what the fuck is going on there, man, is
that a that's a balloon knock? That is ball maxing,
So you're pretty much just making him as big as
humanly possible. What the.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
What the fuck?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Oh that's weird. I don't want to see objective with
Jesus Christ. Man.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Are you getting another picture?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Kinds of videos? Yeah, show her some of the weird
shit you're showing me over here.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Oh my god, Oh my god, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
This I'm so excited. I had to share this with
you guys because it's so goddamn bizarre. So what this
is is where people are injecting sailing into their balls
a leader why, And it can take as long as
thirty minutes to get it in there, and it can
enlarge the scrotum for twenty four to forty two hours.
(03:21):
And men do it because they say it creates a
euphoric experience during sex and enhances pleasure.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Two fucking volleyballs just boom.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
I'm not having sex with someone that is ball mac
That doesn't surprise me.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
You're not somebody who's into crazy stuff. That doesn't surprise me.
But you're also not probably gonna do sounding with somebody
or put them in a latex vacuum and suck the
air out of it, you know what I mean? Like
I hear you. I'm also not into this, but it
doesn't cater to my lifestyle.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
As a guy who has done weird shit.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Yeah, yeah, no, you're the uniticyclist expert on this.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Yeah, that's a no for me to This is a no.
That is a no.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
That is for me, oh man, because you said you
try almost anything once.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Yeah, for one, I'm not shoving needles in my fucking
ball sack again again, because yes, that one was for
medical procedure though, to prevent me from having any more chills.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Well you Jacob's ladder. Oh yeah, yeah, but that wasn't
my ballsack. That was in a caq. I you say
it like that's better. It is, No, it is, I
think in your in your penis.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Then how come it hurts like a son of a
bitch to get your ballsacked grazed? But you know, you know,
it's not so bad when you like touch the head
or the you know, the shaft or something like.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
That, it's not so bad. Yeah, so I will one
because of the proximity of the testicles and that feeling
that happens. But there if I we did an experiment
and I grazed you, you would definitely react. But if
I made contact, there is a definitive difference in what's happening.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Like if I just pulled the wang out and let
you just pra am right there, no testicles at all whatsoever.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Yeah, that's gonna that's gonna not feel good. As an example,
guys that do fighting where tie cups. A lot of
them do, and it's a different type of cup to
protect the balls and the penis, and when you get hit,
it pushes in around okay, right and puts like a
like a cup mark on your skin.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Right.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
You are not touching, but you're hitting the nerves and
the organs around it, and that creates the sensation. You're
not taking a direct like no cup hit. Yeah, so
just the proximity alone and the nerves that are around
it create that sensation. So I hear you. But nonetheless
ball maxing.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
I'm good on that man.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
And that they say that this is a five hundred
and forty five million dollar market people are paying, correct, Well,
I guess I'd rather have people pay than do it themselves,
because we know what happens when you do shit yourself. Yes,
people are saying the doctors say you should not do this.
I don't know if you need me to say that.
Don't put the toaster in the bathtub. It risks include
(05:59):
nerve and tissue damage, a rectile dysfunction, infertility gain green
oh god no, and embolism.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
And it's just and it's just sline.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Yeah huh yeah, yeah, now that's good. This is different
from scrowtox, which is botox, but you put it in
your scrotup right.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Right, and they shrivel them up. It cause them to
you know, smooth it out, I guess, because that's what
botox does, is it tightens things. You know, think about
when you get it injected on your your around your
crow's feet, right in your cheeks, you know, it tightens
everything up. So a lot of people that do this
do it on their own and they buy a sailing
bag from medical supply stores, which can be anywhere between
(06:39):
five to twenty dollars, and they do it on their own.
Some people do it for the sexual some people do
it for the photos and being a part of message
groups and all that stuff. Scrowtos if you get that done,
it can be anywhere between three to six hundred dollars
to get botox injected into your balls. Okay, but this is.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
A definite no go for me. I am. I just
I'm pretty confident I'm done with sharp objects near that area.
Put it up on the ship is sailed bulletin board.
That ship has sailed.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
For me short of emergency surgery.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
And I've always been one of these guys that they're like, oh,
the sensations so great. Yeah, okay, I don't need to
do the squirrel jumping suit to get that extreme. I'll
just believe you. Yeah, my life feels pretty uphork as
it is. I know what the word enough means. Yeah,
and I don't need more pleasure.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Yeah, I'm just so blown away that this is a thing.
I am, But I'm not because I've heard of a
lot of things. I've seen a lot of things. I've
done a lot of things. Right, Yeah, this was not
on my radar of things to be done. And I
want to know how somebody got to that point. Somebody's
sitting around with a saline bag, right, and then was like,
you know what, let's just see real quick when happens,
(08:00):
and I take this sailing bag because sailing bag IV right, essentially.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
O god right needle and then you let it drip
and fill.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
The guys doing this, I'm sure the same guys that
are afraid to get a fucking vasectomy.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
I wonder you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
There's a video of a guy doing this, like letting
it just like inflating his genitals.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
With I'm sorry, but first, it's unattractive. It is the
most hideous. Balls are gross.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
I think balls to you, Oh my god, I gotta
see you are saying to you.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
That is so hideous.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
People that use the term it's unattractive. That is so subjective,
so subjective.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Yeah, some guys like big fake boobs. Some guys don't.
They think giant faked titties are gross. You know, so
I could I get where you're coming from. I get
where you're getting to, you know.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
I see people think Harry armpits is hot. Yeah, it's subjective.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Yeah, yeah, I think the comfort behind it is not
there if you are doing it to make the bulge
in your pants bigger. So chicks think you got a
big dick, you have to wear sweatpants all the time.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
He's got an indy. Yeah, I could see the benefit
of doing this to shaving your balls right, it.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Makes it so smooth and you won't can't, you won't
catch a wrinkle. That's the worst part you ever ran
after drinking a lot of beer. Squosho.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
It looks like that Halloween costume with the the inflatable
Halloween costume.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Okay, you know, do you have the good God, my god,
who had a Google road map? See then that map quest?
It's the scrotum, the penis ratio?
Speaker 2 (09:49):
What is that?
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Yeah? This this crosses many sexual styles. Oh god, he's
it's like you know what, you bounce a water balloon?
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Water balloon?
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Now, Yeah, that's what he's doing. That's what he's doing.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Yeah, I'm good on all.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Here's something I don't ever want to do. Put a
band aid on my balls. All these men have to
put band aids on their balls after closing it. I'm
tired of looking at her injections in there. I guess,
I guess that makes sense. I'm not so. We've talked
about this on the air before. Where you buy the
thing online that connects to your phone so you can
clean your kid's ears or your own ear. That ain't me.
(10:29):
I ain't doing that. It's a boundary. You don't trust
yourself enough to not people sneeze. So no, I don't.
I feel the same way about injections. When my wife
was doing fertility treatment and I had to give her injections,
a lot of them, it was not awesome for me. Now,
compared to what she had to go through, I was fine.
(10:50):
I never complained at all, But the idea of me
doing it just feels too important. Did I get all
the air out of the needle stuff? That probably doesn't matter,
But I just needles bodies. I don't want to be responsible.
That's why you're not a doctor or a tattoo artist.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Yeah, if I'm being honest, Yeah, yeah, Yeah, I don't mind.
I've taken injections, giggey, you know, Uh, with testosterone treatments
and stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
That stuff doesn't bother Sure, tattoos doesn't bother me. Sure
me getting them, Yes, But doing all that stuff on
my own gives me anxiety. Needles and the balls that
bothers me.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Yeah, that bothers me a lot.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Besides balls. Where else would you not be comfortable doing
a needle injection? Holy crowd?
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Probably the head anywhere on the penis.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Yeah, the head of the penis.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Yeah, you want to see something crazy. Watch somebody get
an ivy in their head.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Really, yeah, you gotta do this sometimes, Like I'm like
the head, like cranium head, yes, or penis head.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Uh, cranium head. Oh okay, Yeah, there's some because there's
some major veins there and sometimes it's difficult if you
have difficulty getting to the veins in the arm or
whatever whatever reason, or the leg. They can go to
the head and do it. How mutched that happen to
my youngest And you're like, whoa, yeah, and that's kind.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Of what I was wondering, Like how they got to
that point of putting ivy saline in your ball.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Sack because if you're out, you ain't moving.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Right, maybe you can't find the vein. You'll find it somewhere. Yeah,
they put in the balls and they're like that made
them look huge. Cool do it again, guys, guys, I
have an idea. I have an idea. So choked up
over here, yeah, not only because I smoke too much,
but that's fucking weird. Man.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Yeah, you can get water if you need. Oh I
think I might, but you're right, like that first time.
Can you imagine being with a guy if you're a
girl or whatever, right, and he wants to show you
the motion of the ocean that he's got and you
think he's talking to you.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Got no, no, So okay, I wonder, I wonder. I wonder.
I wonder if women can do the same thing what
the lady is, Yes, so they can plump them out.
I don't know they have like you know, the penis
pump and shit like that. I've seen those videos before,
but to inject your labia with saline to make them
(13:09):
swell up like that?
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Do giba plastic liboplastic liboplasty? Sorry, lay, I thought.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
That was the vaginal rejuvenation surgery that they that they
do to make things tighter.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
This says underbody mods di y labia plasty.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Okay, okay, yeah, because I don't know if i'd if
there was a big old plumpy badge like that, I
don't know if I could continue, you know, I.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Mean like that, you need to get that checked out.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
I mean, it's just not normal. I would expect a
woman if I did this and showed them for the
first time, they'd be.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Like, Bro, you gotta get what's wrong. You gotta get
that checked out.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
If it's plumpier like that. I wonder if it's more pleasurable.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
So there's I'm underbody mods. I was just looking for
Labia injections and you know how you do Jacob's ladder.
It's on the front part. But a guy got an
in an insert done underneath the skin on the top
one on the top part. Yeah, I've heard of that,
of like of speed bumps. Yeah. Yeah, that's some commitment
(14:15):
to a craft that is unnecessary.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Yeah, I don't I'm good on all that.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
I don't know why is a guy you would go,
I need to do this just to be different. Help
me understand how you get there? Is sex not good?
Like I would? I could probably make an argument you
have maybe an addiction problem to sex, like you just
need more, you need that next high, rather than just
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being like this is good as it is now. It
is rumored.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
I don't know if it's true or not, but like
with the piercings, the genital piercings, that it increases the
pleasure of the female with those with those piercings in there,
And I can imagine that's why guys are doing it.
They quote unquote do it for her so they can
have that increased sense.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Yeah, I don't know, fuck about shit. But my understanding
of sex is just because one woman enjoys it does
not mean every woman would enjoy it that way. So
that to me is a misunderstanding of Well, that's where women.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
The piercings come into plays. You can take those out
for the woman that doesn't like it. Now you're getting
those subdermal, you know, implants. That's a different story. She's
kind of stuck with it whether you like it or not. Yeah,
all right, fine, I'm gonna go do it.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
A friend of mine got a piercing, got her laby
a pierced, and she would.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
Say that she could just squirm in her seat and
she could have an orgasm.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Yeah. But I also know people that have gotten that
done and nothing. Yeah, that they didn't have any right problems,
that they didn't have any sensation. Yeah, they didn't have
any Yeah, it didn't benefit them at all. So I
don't know, I don't understand that.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Again, to me, the idea that you think because it
works with one woman or one woman has said she
enjoys it, that all women will.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Enjoy it, right, right, And that could just be the
guy the mentality of men thinking that all of them
can and will.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Is it your insecurity? And to perform sex to a
pleasure point that you I gotta make her, you know,
reach orgasm. Yeah, I gotta. They're thinking you're the thing.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Yeah, yeah, that very well could be a part of it.
You know, there's a lot of factors that go into
that sort of thing. Sure, you know, I've been with
women who've had the vaginers pierced in different areas, different forms.
It's not just a hood, you know what I mean.
Didn't do anything for me except for well that's Nate
(16:49):
and you can here you go click clickicklick click what
are we walking on?
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Tile? Right?
Speaker 2 (16:55):
But that's about it. That's about it. So I guess
anybody that does that sort of thing that they're in
it for her, or they think they are, or they
think they are. Now these giant, inflatable, inflatable testicles. Ah,
I don't know what what pleasure that any woman would get.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Out of that well, and I'd also be worried that
it would pop. Oh my god, do you have a
special onywhere for that day you gotta wear sweatpants? That'd
be so awesome if you're in the middle of doing it,
and your sucking nuts.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Explode all over this.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
And then it's like a like a deflated balloon.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Everywhere.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Uh no, that would actually suck for you, but you've
got a story to tell. I was pounding it so
hard my nuts exploded just there was there was blood
and pubic hair everywhere. Oh my and sally, because that's
what they're injecting.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
So balloon maxie ball maxine, I should say, is one
of the more concerning ones that because the embolism and
game green risk penile so decision where you split the
underside of the penis lengthwise chance for a massive infection
and urinary complication risk.
Speaker 4 (18:09):
Okay, so splitting penis should just be alarming enough not
to do this enough.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
Yeah yeah, yeah, nice mirror enough right right?
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Yeah, I don't want any part of my body. Why
would you do what? Why would you do? I just
looked it up. Why would you do this? This is
where they're splitting the bottom of the shaft over This
is penile subnecision.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
All right, well, whip it on over here.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Uh yeah, that's weird.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
That's weird.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Here's why I would describe it. If you ever went
to a wedding and they have an ice luge.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
Or one of those. It's like a faucet with the.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Open face fossil. Yeah, aas cap.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
That makes MA squirm and I don't have a penis.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Another version of that is called bi furication, where you
split it down the middle to create a forked appearance. Okay,
why why do you need to do this? Why do
you need to do this?
Speaker 3 (19:14):
You were you not liked in school or loved by
your family.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
You want to be different. I'm just thinking logically here. Yeah,
but there's different things like hey, I want to wear
Carhart instead of this, and this is like a whole
other thing true.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
But why do some people get their tongue split? Yeah,
you know, the forked tongue sort of thing. They want
to be a lizard. There's a belief that it creates
more pleasure for the woman, right right exactly. Like we
know a gal who has a split tongue. She's been
in here before.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Yeah, yeah, okay, okay, yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Big big Rocklaholma person out there. We stn't to her
many times, lots of piercings, but yeah, she has a
split tongue and it is so fucking wild to watch
her world, that thing around in two different doors.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
She's got bi the muscle to make it do different things.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
And I don't know if that's the same concept there
with your split waner right, like does it still get
erect a? Can you? Can?
Speaker 1 (20:09):
You DP somebody with one one D right?
Speaker 2 (20:12):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (20:13):
And maybe that's why you do it.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Another one is castration, which we've read stories about people
going to someone's house to do it.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
No, thank you, uh, I like my ball.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Scro scrote old penile silicone implants, penle beating or insertain
metal silicone beads under the penile skin. There's a high
rejection and infection rate for doing that. By the way,
the castortion sometimes results in death. You don't say right,
you blurt out Prince Albert's hoods. Some people do the
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silicone injection stim cell filler injections enhancement clinics offering filler procedures.
You get an endorsement from the company the organization that
does filler procedures, you asking me, if I go through
with it, you've got it. If you're doing an endorsement,
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you have to take the product so you can toss
speak about it, you know, truthfully, that's just that's the rules.
That's the way it is. Okay, if you accept this
penisle filler, you have to do it. If they do filler,
what and you get to choose where you're gonna do
the filler? Where are you doing it? Like so far
as like all my dollar, I'm not gonna get mynd anywhere.
(21:30):
They filler on.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
The body body filler. Huh, Yeah, I don't need big
pouty lips. I think I'm good on that. You go down. Yeah,
I don't need dsls. I don't need a I don't
need a big old donkey butt.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
You know, Well those are implants they don't they do.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Yeah? Yeah, they put filler anywhere. Oh no, I guess
it has to be the wiener because just as a
guy a guy, that's the only place that makes sense.
I'm not gonna get eyebrow filler, cheek both Why so
I it looks like that'd be awesome, Like god, damn
you get a carrot top? No? Oh god.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
So here's here's the choices. I think I know one uh, lips, cheeks, jawline,
under eye, hollows, nose, temple's forehead, hands, ear, lobes, buttocks, chest, knees,
elbows these elbows, knees, elbows, Uh, penis, shaft, scrotle, labia,
(22:33):
clatoral hood.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Wow. Wow.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
The procedure alone is concerning for me, Like whoa uh forehead, skull, knuckles, fingers, chest,
scalp for contouring. Yeah, how about that though?
Speaker 2 (22:52):
All I hear when you're rattling all that is, would
you like to play a game?
Speaker 1 (23:00):
A little clown?
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Guy's? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Did you ever watch the show on E where they
did that people with extreme plastic surgery would come in
and he would correct it?
Speaker 3 (23:14):
Oh watched?
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Yeah, I've never watched it, but I know what you're wild.
It's wild the people and what they go through.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Yeah, got vanity man, They're fucking make you do some things.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Yeah, but at some you don't look you Some of
these people leave and they're like, yeah, that's good, Yeah,
we're almost there.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Right right. Have you ever done something and you're like
and and when you're done with it, you're like, okay,
here's prime example. You go in and get your haircut.
As a guy, You're going to get your haircut, and
everything fucking looks great, and they fucking comb it and
they brush it and you leave and you're like, yeah,
that's fucking awesome. Yeah, and you try to replicate it
the next day and it fucking goes to shit, doesn't
look anything like that. Yeah, that's kind of what I
feel like is on this. You know, when they when
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they first you know, do it, you're like, oh yeah, great.
Than a day or two or three later, that's when
it just shit happens and it all falls apart.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Well, of the women I know that have gotten breast augmentations,
I don't know very many. The day or whatever when
it heals, they are like, this is the size I wanted. Okay,
it always ends up being more now, whether that's their
inability to understand CC's or the doctor did more because
their job essentially is while they're in there to make
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it proportionally correct. And if you say one hundred CC's
and they're like, we got to put fifty more in
there because it looks not right, they're gonna do that.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
So I never knew how that worked out. I thought
it was just like I'm a be cup and I
want DSE.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
I mean, you do get to say that, buts d's,
b's whatever, bra size you think you are is not
the same across the board. So if you go to
Victoria's Secret and get a B and then you go
to Bra Stop, they're not going to be the same size.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
Okay, So I didn't know how that filler thing worked.
I thought it was just you know, okay. The doctor
would be like, okay, in order to get you from
X t Z, we're gonna have to put this amount
of injections. Say it whatever the case in.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Man, I've been in one consultation and the doctor makes
the statement, if I can remember correctly, is we want
to not go above the ccs that puts your body
out of proportion.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
That makes sense. You don't want to look like a
freak show.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
No, like you would have to go to a different
doctor to do it that way, or push the doctor
past that limit. But the problem is you're out when
it's happening, right, so you don't have to go, yeah,
that looks good, Like when they draw on your arm
for the tattoo or whatever, and then you're like, yeah,
that looks good. You don't get that right, you don't
get that choice.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Just get it. Afterwards you're like, yeah, well.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
They may give you a bag with that CCS and go,
what do you think? And you hold it up, but
it's like trying a mattress. You do it and you're like, yeah,
this feels like it's gonna be fine.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Yeah, they just hold you the hands of the bag.
One single bag.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Why they need to put it on like a necklace thing,
so we could droop over.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
Or they'll put it in a bra and then you
can put the bra.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
On, but that's still not the same because once it's
under your skin, whether you get under the muscle or not,
how your body's react. I mean, there's so many X factors.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
What about getting those fakes eddies like Christy Nomes husband
put on you know what I'm talking about. That'd be
a good way to judge.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
You'd be like, yeah, okay, it just looks weird with
a dress and the mustche Yeah damn, how about her? Right,
don't hear noth of ever heard anymore? No, you got
to get your house in order, man.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
Yeah, if your old man's off doing that shit because
you're too busy working or whatever, you're banging somebody.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
All right, Yeah, all right, listen you guys. We appreciate
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You guys have a great way
So I have some today. I'm so excited to share
with you guys, and it comes with a visual part.
I like it. I'm not sure I'm going to show
you the visual part, but I'm going.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
To show you the visual part.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Where's the unicycle?
Speaker 1 (00:25):
And So I didn't know this was a thing, but
there's something called ball maxing.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Ball maxing. I've heard of ball ironing.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Yep, some people. Yeah, somebody implied George Clooney does this.
They're taking the wrinkles out of his balls, keeps them
from dipping into the water. I'm being I'm gonna be honest.
I don't know my balls have wrinkles. I don't look
at it on the look. I don't do a thorough
one pass.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
And your wife hasn't mentioned it obviously.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
I don't think she takes a good gander at it.
Every ball sack from the age of six months and
older has wrinkles in it. The only time that they
don't have wrinkles in them, and this is my experience,
is when that baby first comes out and they are
fucking swelled.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Boom.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Those are the shiniest testicles you'll ever see, shiniest, smoothest.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
After that, they all have a wrinkle in them. I'm
so creeped out.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Right now, I've got.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Two boys, I understand. I just most people look at
the smile or the umbilical corder. Yeah but okay, yeah, yeah,
you are absolutely right.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
But when you're in the least this is what my
first boy and I'm if he's listening to this, sorry,
bru it is what it is. But there was a
lot of pictures taken, and there was a lot of
pictures taken when you know, the nurses have them and
they're cleaning the goop off of them, and there are
a set of the biggest goddamn balls I've ever seen
on a baby ever.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Okay, yeah, that's why. That's why i'd like to stop
the ball talk of children. Ball, Maxine is this thing
that apparently people are doing. And you know what, I
just want to show you before I tell you, and
then I'm gonna let Lindsey see first, and then I'll
(02:11):
show you because I don't think I can describe it.
And if you're listening, obviously I can't show you, but
you can google it.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
What the fuck?
Speaker 2 (02:23):
All right? Now, okay, you didn't have to turn all that,
but what the fuck is going on there, man, is
that a that's a balloon knock? That is ball maxing,
So you're pretty much just making him as big as
humanly possible. What the.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
What the fuck?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Oh that's weird. I don't want to see objective with
Jesus Christ. Man.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Are you getting another picture?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Kinds of videos? Yeah, show her some of the weird
shit you're showing me over here.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Oh my god, Oh my god, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
This I'm so excited. I had to share this with
you guys because it's so goddamn bizarre. So what this
is is where people are injecting sailing into their balls
a leader why, And it can take as long as
thirty minutes to get it in there, and it can
enlarge the scrotum for twenty four to forty two hours.
(03:21):
And men do it because they say it creates a
euphoric experience during sex and enhances pleasure.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Two fucking volleyballs just boom.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
I'm not having sex with someone that is ball mac
That doesn't surprise me.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
You're not somebody who's into crazy stuff. That doesn't surprise me.
But you're also not probably gonna do sounding with somebody
or put them in a latex vacuum and suck the
air out of it, you know what I mean? Like
I hear you. I'm also not into this, but it
doesn't cater to my lifestyle.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
As a guy who has done weird shit.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Yeah, yeah, no, you're the uniticyclist expert on this.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Yeah, that's a no for me to This is a no.
That is a no.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
That is for me, oh man, because you said you
try almost anything once.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Yeah, for one, I'm not shoving needles in my fucking
ball sack again again, because yes, that one was for
medical procedure though, to prevent me from having any more chills.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Well you Jacob's ladder. Oh yeah, yeah, but that wasn't
my ballsack. That was in a caq. I you say
it like that's better. It is, No, it is, I
think in your in your penis.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Then how come it hurts like a son of a
bitch to get your ballsacked grazed? But you know, you know,
it's not so bad when you like touch the head
or the you know, the shaft or something like.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
That, it's not so bad. Yeah, so I will one
because of the proximity of the testicles and that feeling
that happens. But there if I we did an experiment
and I grazed you, you would definitely react. But if
I made contact, there is a definitive difference in what's happening.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Like if I just pulled the wang out and let
you just pra am right there, no testicles at all whatsoever.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Yeah, that's gonna that's gonna not feel good. As an example,
guys that do fighting where tie cups. A lot of
them do, and it's a different type of cup to
protect the balls and the penis, and when you get hit,
it pushes in around okay, right and puts like a
like a cup mark on your skin.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Right.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
You are not touching, but you're hitting the nerves and
the organs around it, and that creates the sensation. You're
not taking a direct like no cup hit. Yeah, so
just the proximity alone and the nerves that are around
it create that sensation. So I hear you. But nonetheless
ball maxing.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
I'm good on that man.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
And that they say that this is a five hundred
and forty five million dollar market people are paying, correct, Well,
I guess I'd rather have people pay than do it themselves,
because we know what happens when you do shit yourself. Yes,
people are saying the doctors say you should not do this.
I don't know if you need me to say that.
Don't put the toaster in the bathtub. It risks include
(05:59):
nerve and tissue damage, a rectile dysfunction, infertility gain green
oh god no, and embolism.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
And it's just and it's just sline.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Yeah huh yeah, yeah, now that's good. This is different
from scrowtox, which is botox, but you put it in
your scrotup right.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Right, and they shrivel them up. It cause them to
you know, smooth it out, I guess, because that's what
botox does, is it tightens things. You know, think about
when you get it injected on your your around your
crow's feet, right in your cheeks, you know, it tightens
everything up. So a lot of people that do this
do it on their own and they buy a sailing
bag from medical supply stores, which can be anywhere between
(06:39):
five to twenty dollars, and they do it on their own.
Some people do it for the sexual some people do
it for the photos and being a part of message
groups and all that stuff. Scrowtos if you get that done,
it can be anywhere between three to six hundred dollars
to get botox injected into your balls. Okay, but this is.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
A definite no go for me. I am. I just
I'm pretty confident I'm done with sharp objects near that area.
Put it up on the ship is sailed bulletin board.
That ship has sailed.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
For me short of emergency surgery.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
And I've always been one of these guys that they're like, oh,
the sensations so great. Yeah, okay, I don't need to
do the squirrel jumping suit to get that extreme. I'll
just believe you. Yeah, my life feels pretty uphork as
it is. I know what the word enough means. Yeah,
and I don't need more pleasure.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Yeah, I'm just so blown away that this is a thing.
I am, But I'm not because I've heard of a
lot of things. I've seen a lot of things. I've
done a lot of things. Right, Yeah, this was not
on my radar of things to be done. And I
want to know how somebody got to that point. Somebody's
sitting around with a saline bag, right, and then was like,
you know what, let's just see real quick when happens,
(08:00):
and I take this sailing bag because sailing bag IV right, essentially.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
O god right needle and then you let it drip
and fill.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
The guys doing this, I'm sure the same guys that
are afraid to get a fucking vasectomy.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
I wonder you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
There's a video of a guy doing this, like letting
it just like inflating his genitals.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
With I'm sorry, but first, it's unattractive. It is the
most hideous. Balls are gross.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
I think balls to you, Oh my god, I gotta
see you are saying to you.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
That is so hideous.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
People that use the term it's unattractive. That is so subjective,
so subjective.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Yeah, some guys like big fake boobs. Some guys don't.
They think giant faked titties are gross. You know, so
I could I get where you're coming from. I get
where you're getting to, you know.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
I see people think Harry armpits is hot. Yeah, it's subjective.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Yeah, yeah, I think the comfort behind it is not
there if you are doing it to make the bulge
in your pants bigger. So chicks think you got a
big dick, you have to wear sweatpants all the time.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
He's got an indy. Yeah, I could see the benefit
of doing this to shaving your balls right, it.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Makes it so smooth and you won't can't, you won't
catch a wrinkle. That's the worst part you ever ran
after drinking a lot of beer. Squosho.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
It looks like that Halloween costume with the the inflatable
Halloween costume.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Okay, you know, do you have the good God, my god,
who had a Google road map? See then that map quest?
It's the scrotum, the penis ratio?
Speaker 2 (09:49):
What is that?
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Yeah? This this crosses many sexual styles. Oh god, he's
it's like you know what, you bounce a water balloon?
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Water balloon?
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Now, Yeah, that's what he's doing. That's what he's doing.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Yeah, I'm good on all.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Here's something I don't ever want to do. Put a
band aid on my balls. All these men have to
put band aids on their balls after closing it. I'm
tired of looking at her injections in there. I guess,
I guess that makes sense. I'm not so. We've talked
about this on the air before. Where you buy the
thing online that connects to your phone so you can
clean your kid's ears or your own ear. That ain't me.
(10:29):
I ain't doing that. It's a boundary. You don't trust
yourself enough to not people sneeze. So no, I don't.
I feel the same way about injections. When my wife
was doing fertility treatment and I had to give her injections,
a lot of them, it was not awesome for me. Now,
compared to what she had to go through, I was fine.
(10:50):
I never complained at all, But the idea of me
doing it just feels too important. Did I get all
the air out of the needle stuff? That probably doesn't matter,
But I just needles bodies. I don't want to be responsible.
That's why you're not a doctor or a tattoo artist.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Yeah, if I'm being honest, Yeah, yeah, Yeah, I don't mind.
I've taken injections, giggey, you know, Uh, with testosterone treatments
and stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
That stuff doesn't bother Sure, tattoos doesn't bother me. Sure
me getting them, Yes, But doing all that stuff on
my own gives me anxiety. Needles and the balls that
bothers me.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Yeah, that bothers me a lot.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Besides balls. Where else would you not be comfortable doing
a needle injection? Holy crowd?
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Probably the head anywhere on the penis.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Yeah, the head of the penis.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Yeah, you want to see something crazy. Watch somebody get
an ivy in their head.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Really, yeah, you gotta do this sometimes, Like I'm like
the head, like cranium head, yes, or penis head.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Uh, cranium head. Oh okay, Yeah, there's some because there's
some major veins there and sometimes it's difficult if you
have difficulty getting to the veins in the arm or
whatever whatever reason, or the leg. They can go to
the head and do it. How mutched that happen to
my youngest And you're like, whoa, yeah, and that's kind.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Of what I was wondering, Like how they got to
that point of putting ivy saline in your ball.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Sack because if you're out, you ain't moving.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Right, maybe you can't find the vein. You'll find it somewhere. Yeah,
they put in the balls and they're like that made
them look huge. Cool do it again, guys, guys, I
have an idea. I have an idea. So choked up
over here, yeah, not only because I smoke too much,
but that's fucking weird. Man.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Yeah, you can get water if you need. Oh I
think I might, but you're right, like that first time.
Can you imagine being with a guy if you're a
girl or whatever, right, and he wants to show you
the motion of the ocean that he's got and you
think he's talking to you.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Got no, no, So okay, I wonder, I wonder. I wonder.
I wonder if women can do the same thing what
the lady is, Yes, so they can plump them out.
I don't know they have like you know, the penis
pump and shit like that. I've seen those videos before,
but to inject your labia with saline to make them
(13:09):
swell up like that?
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Do giba plastic liboplastic liboplasty? Sorry, lay, I thought.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
That was the vaginal rejuvenation surgery that they that they
do to make things tighter.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
This says underbody mods di y labia plasty.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Okay, okay, yeah, because I don't know if i'd if
there was a big old plumpy badge like that, I
don't know if I could continue, you know, I.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Mean like that, you need to get that checked out.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
I mean, it's just not normal. I would expect a
woman if I did this and showed them for the
first time, they'd be.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Like, Bro, you gotta get what's wrong. You gotta get
that checked out.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
If it's plumpier like that. I wonder if it's more pleasurable.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
So there's I'm underbody mods. I was just looking for
Labia injections and you know how you do Jacob's ladder.
It's on the front part. But a guy got an
in an insert done underneath the skin on the top
one on the top part. Yeah, I've heard of that,
of like of speed bumps. Yeah. Yeah, that's some commitment
(14:15):
to a craft that is unnecessary.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Yeah, I don't I'm good on all that.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
I don't know why is a guy you would go,
I need to do this just to be different. Help
me understand how you get there? Is sex not good?
Like I would? I could probably make an argument you
have maybe an addiction problem to sex, like you just
need more, you need that next high, rather than just
(14:38):
being like this is good as it is now. It
is rumored.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
I don't know if it's true or not, but like
with the piercings, the genital piercings, that it increases the
pleasure of the female with those with those piercings in there,
And I can imagine that's why guys are doing it.
They quote unquote do it for her so they can
have that increased sense.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Yeah, I don't know, fuck about shit. But my understanding
of sex is just because one woman enjoys it does
not mean every woman would enjoy it that way. So
that to me is a misunderstanding of Well, that's where women.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
The piercings come into plays. You can take those out
for the woman that doesn't like it. Now you're getting
those subdermal, you know, implants. That's a different story. She's
kind of stuck with it whether you like it or not. Yeah,
all right, fine, I'm gonna go do it.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
A friend of mine got a piercing, got her laby
a pierced, and she would.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
Say that she could just squirm in her seat and
she could have an orgasm.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Yeah. But I also know people that have gotten that
done and nothing. Yeah, that they didn't have any right problems,
that they didn't have any sensation. Yeah, they didn't have
any Yeah, it didn't benefit them at all. So I
don't know, I don't understand that.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Again, to me, the idea that you think because it
works with one woman or one woman has said she
enjoys it, that all women will.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Enjoy it, right, right, And that could just be the
guy the mentality of men thinking that all of them
can and will.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Is it your insecurity? And to perform sex to a
pleasure point that you I gotta make her, you know,
reach orgasm. Yeah, I gotta. They're thinking you're the thing.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Yeah, yeah, that very well could be a part of it.
You know, there's a lot of factors that go into
that sort of thing. Sure, you know, I've been with
women who've had the vaginers pierced in different areas, different forms.
It's not just a hood, you know what I mean.
Didn't do anything for me except for well that's Nate
(16:49):
and you can here you go click clickicklick click what
are we walking on?
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Tile? Right?
Speaker 2 (16:55):
But that's about it. That's about it. So I guess
anybody that does that sort of thing that they're in
it for her, or they think they are, or they
think they are. Now these giant, inflatable, inflatable testicles. Ah,
I don't know what what pleasure that any woman would get.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Out of that well, and I'd also be worried that
it would pop. Oh my god, do you have a
special onywhere for that day you gotta wear sweatpants? That'd
be so awesome if you're in the middle of doing it,
and your sucking nuts.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Explode all over this.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
And then it's like a like a deflated balloon.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Everywhere.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Uh no, that would actually suck for you, but you've
got a story to tell. I was pounding it so
hard my nuts exploded just there was there was blood
and pubic hair everywhere. Oh my and sally, because that's
what they're injecting.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
So balloon maxie ball maxine, I should say, is one
of the more concerning ones that because the embolism and
game green risk penile so decision where you split the
underside of the penis lengthwise chance for a massive infection
and urinary complication risk.
Speaker 4 (18:09):
Okay, so splitting penis should just be alarming enough not
to do this enough.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
Yeah yeah, yeah, nice mirror enough right right?
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Yeah, I don't want any part of my body. Why
would you do what? Why would you do? I just
looked it up. Why would you do this? This is
where they're splitting the bottom of the shaft over This
is penile subnecision.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
All right, well, whip it on over here.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Uh yeah, that's weird.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
That's weird.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Here's why I would describe it. If you ever went
to a wedding and they have an ice luge.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
Or one of those. It's like a faucet with the.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Open face fossil. Yeah, aas cap.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
That makes MA squirm and I don't have a penis.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Another version of that is called bi furication, where you
split it down the middle to create a forked appearance. Okay,
why why do you need to do this? Why do
you need to do this?
Speaker 3 (19:14):
You were you not liked in school or loved by
your family.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
You want to be different. I'm just thinking logically here. Yeah,
but there's different things like hey, I want to wear
Carhart instead of this, and this is like a whole
other thing true.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
But why do some people get their tongue split? Yeah,
you know, the forked tongue sort of thing. They want
to be a lizard. There's a belief that it creates
more pleasure for the woman, right right exactly. Like we
know a gal who has a split tongue. She's been
in here before.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Yeah, yeah, okay, okay, yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Big big Rocklaholma person out there. We stn't to her
many times, lots of piercings, but yeah, she has a
split tongue and it is so fucking wild to watch
her world, that thing around in two different doors.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
She's got bi the muscle to make it do different things.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
And I don't know if that's the same concept there
with your split waner right, like does it still get
erect a? Can you? Can?
Speaker 1 (20:09):
You DP somebody with one one D right?
Speaker 2 (20:12):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (20:13):
And maybe that's why you do it.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Another one is castration, which we've read stories about people
going to someone's house to do it.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
No, thank you, uh, I like my ball.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Scro scrote old penile silicone implants, penle beating or insertain
metal silicone beads under the penile skin. There's a high
rejection and infection rate for doing that. By the way,
the castortion sometimes results in death. You don't say right,
you blurt out Prince Albert's hoods. Some people do the
(20:47):
silicone injection stim cell filler injections enhancement clinics offering filler procedures.
You get an endorsement from the company the organization that
does filler procedures, you asking me, if I go through
with it, you've got it. If you're doing an endorsement,
(21:09):
you have to take the product so you can toss
speak about it, you know, truthfully, that's just that's the rules.
That's the way it is. Okay, if you accept this
penisle filler, you have to do it. If they do filler,
what and you get to choose where you're gonna do
the filler? Where are you doing it? Like so far
as like all my dollar, I'm not gonna get mynd anywhere.
(21:30):
They filler on.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
The body body filler. Huh, Yeah, I don't need big
pouty lips. I think I'm good on that. You go down. Yeah,
I don't need dsls. I don't need a I don't
need a big old donkey butt.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
You know, Well those are implants they don't they do.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Yeah? Yeah, they put filler anywhere. Oh no, I guess
it has to be the wiener because just as a
guy a guy, that's the only place that makes sense.
I'm not gonna get eyebrow filler, cheek both Why so
I it looks like that'd be awesome, Like god, damn
you get a carrot top? No? Oh god.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
So here's here's the choices. I think I know one uh, lips, cheeks, jawline,
under eye, hollows, nose, temple's forehead, hands, ear, lobes, buttocks, chest, knees,
elbows these elbows, knees, elbows, Uh, penis, shaft, scrotle, labia,
(22:33):
clatoral hood.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Wow. Wow.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
The procedure alone is concerning for me, Like whoa uh forehead, skull, knuckles, fingers, chest,
scalp for contouring. Yeah, how about that though?
Speaker 2 (22:52):
All I hear when you're rattling all that is, would
you like to play a game?
Speaker 1 (23:00):
A little clown?
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Guy's? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Did you ever watch the show on E where they
did that people with extreme plastic surgery would come in
and he would correct it?
Speaker 3 (23:14):
Oh watched?
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Yeah, I've never watched it, but I know what you're wild.
It's wild the people and what they go through.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Yeah, got vanity man, They're fucking make you do some things.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Yeah, but at some you don't look you Some of
these people leave and they're like, yeah, that's good, Yeah,
we're almost there.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Right right. Have you ever done something and you're like
and and when you're done with it, you're like, okay,
here's prime example. You go in and get your haircut.
As a guy, You're going to get your haircut, and
everything fucking looks great, and they fucking comb it and
they brush it and you leave and you're like, yeah,
that's fucking awesome. Yeah, and you try to replicate it
the next day and it fucking goes to shit, doesn't
look anything like that. Yeah, that's kind of what I
feel like is on this. You know, when they when
(23:56):
they first you know, do it, you're like, oh yeah, great.
Than a day or two or three later, that's when
it just shit happens and it all falls apart.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Well, of the women I know that have gotten breast augmentations,
I don't know very many. The day or whatever when
it heals, they are like, this is the size I wanted. Okay,
it always ends up being more now, whether that's their
inability to understand CC's or the doctor did more because
their job essentially is while they're in there to make
(24:25):
it proportionally correct. And if you say one hundred CC's
and they're like, we got to put fifty more in
there because it looks not right, they're gonna do that.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
So I never knew how that worked out. I thought
it was just like I'm a be cup and I
want DSE.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
I mean, you do get to say that, buts d's,
b's whatever, bra size you think you are is not
the same across the board. So if you go to
Victoria's Secret and get a B and then you go
to Bra Stop, they're not going to be the same size.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
Okay, So I didn't know how that filler thing worked.
I thought it was just you know, okay. The doctor
would be like, okay, in order to get you from
X t Z, we're gonna have to put this amount
of injections. Say it whatever the case in.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Man, I've been in one consultation and the doctor makes
the statement, if I can remember correctly, is we want
to not go above the ccs that puts your body
out of proportion.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
That makes sense. You don't want to look like a
freak show.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
No, like you would have to go to a different
doctor to do it that way, or push the doctor
past that limit. But the problem is you're out when
it's happening, right, so you don't have to go, yeah,
that looks good, Like when they draw on your arm
for the tattoo or whatever, and then you're like, yeah,
that looks good. You don't get that right, you don't
get that choice.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Just get it. Afterwards you're like, yeah, well.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
They may give you a bag with that CCS and go,
what do you think? And you hold it up, but
it's like trying a mattress. You do it and you're like, yeah,
this feels like it's gonna be fine.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Yeah, they just hold you the hands of the bag.
One single bag.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Why they need to put it on like a necklace thing,
so we could droop over.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
Or they'll put it in a bra and then you
can put the bra.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
On, but that's still not the same because once it's
under your skin, whether you get under the muscle or not,
how your body's react. I mean, there's so many X factors.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
What about getting those fakes eddies like Christy Nomes husband
put on you know what I'm talking about. That'd be
a good way to judge.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
You'd be like, yeah, okay, it just looks weird with
a dress and the mustche Yeah damn, how about her? Right,
don't hear noth of ever heard anymore? No, you got
to get your house in order, man.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
Yeah, if your old man's off doing that shit because
you're too busy working or whatever, you're banging somebody.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
All right, Yeah, all right, listen you guys. We appreciate
you guys so much for listening to us, and uh,
we're lucky that we get to do this every day.
And if you could like us on the make us
a preset on the iHeartRadio app, or leave us a
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it would be awesome if you did that, So please
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You guys have a great way
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