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Speaker 1 (00:14):
Okay, so today we're just gonna do something a little
different than we've we've never done before. I have a
bunch of random questions where they go and we'll just
see how they play out. Uh, I'm totally doing this
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on the fly, by the way, so we'll see how
this goes. I just thought we'd do this every every
so often, but we don't. We've never done like just
random questions to each other. It's fun because you know,
everybody has a different answer. People have dramatically different answers,
which is which is fine? Do you know what an
(01:00):
alpine divorces?
Speaker 2 (01:02):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
I know what an alpine stereo is? Yeah, a substance, substandard, right,
it's fine, Yeah, you aren't the loser. But also yeah,
I mean back in today, alpines were the ship. Dude,
if you had an alpine stereo.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
That but they weren't.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
As I saw Crutchfield Magazine up front two, I was like,
that's awesome, and uh, the game with an O. What
was the stereo brand that began with an O? O'Ryan.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
No, it had a really weird name.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Osmosis Jones. I know that's not it.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
That was a TV show on Kyo uh huh, yeah,
never heard of it.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Okay, yeah, I remember that as being the experienced one. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
I always thought bos was the always been different.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
So yeah, it is a nice one. But it's a
different classification. It's like it's like saying, uh, Porsche, right,
it's a different level of technology, where an Alpine feels
like a like buick O Cadillact. That's fair.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
It's not a Kia.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
No, now it would be, and then Ankio would be
like Alexis or a Mercedes or supposedly yeah, uh but.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
What was my question?
Speaker 1 (02:20):
What's an alpine divorce? Yeah? Right, I've never heard of it. Yeah,
apparently this is something on the internet. It happens when
a couple goes on a date out in nature, like
a hike, camping trip or bike ride, and then one
abandons the other in the wilderness to find for themselves.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Oh hell no, it's a Do people do this?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
I don't think so, yeah, let's call it snipe onton.
It's considered a form of abuse. Uh, it's not as
uncommon as you might think. One psychotherapist said a narcissistic
abuse among other mental health issues, plays a factor, and
she's had clients who have unfortunately experienced this. She says,
an alpine divorce can be deeply traumatic, causing mental physical disorders.
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You don't say, ask me how many times if my
wife took me to the woods and left me, I
would stay with her? How many?
Speaker 3 (03:09):
None?
Speaker 1 (03:10):
None?
Speaker 3 (03:11):
None, none, none, none. It's over not doing that.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
What if what if it wasn't the woods and it
was just like downtown somewhere and you just like got
up and fucking left mee have a nice day, Like
if she did that to me, just was like, Hey,
I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
I'll be right back right and then never came, never
came back.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
We haven't fucking done well.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
I would be worried that if I were you, I
would be worried that something happened to her, Like sure, kidnapped, Sure,
you know that would be my first thought.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
No, that's as a man, that's no, that's as a woman.
You wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
But no, uh, you're absolutely right. But once I found
out what had happened, Yeah, we're done. Yeah, there's no
sticking around me. Don't play that. That's not only did
you put me through just leaving me here? You put
me through the trauma of did something. Did someone kidnap you? Right? Right?
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Are you?
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Now? You know?
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Do I have to you know, have a special set
of skills.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Yeah, like Liam neesaid, all of a sudden, yeah no,
But here is the question.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Where could they leave you? You'd be fine with.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Any any one of my favorite stores, J Cole, Magnolia.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
So but that's beyond Yeah, but that's just for a
short amount of time. You still are fucking abandoned, are they?
They're not coming back though, right, They're not?
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Like good luck.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Dump Cole, right, don't leave me at a Dinny party.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Maybe a beach exactly what I'm thinking. On a beach somewhere.
If I'm on the beach chill, then they decided fuck this,
I'm out and walked away. While that sucks, but hey,
can I get a Peni Colada? Mm hmm yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Maybe a beach that sounds good, Paris that sounds fine.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Yeah, not like the mountains or the woods where I
have to fucking beat off bears to survive. Messy. I've
been in relationships where like you're get in a fight
and she's like, let me out right here, Like I'm
not doing that. Settled down, driving slowly down the road
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as cars are passing you by. Come on, come on,
get in the car, just get I don't do that.
I'll do it a couple of times, like get in
the car and then if you we're gonna then good luck.
You're on your own.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
I tried, and then you called the police and be
like this drunk bitch. It almost hit me. Yeah, that's crazy.
How do you how do you stay with.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
I don't know, man, I watched some of these videos
online and they show people being like abusive to their
spouse and they're being recorded.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
I'm so uncomfortable, very cringey.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Right, Yes, So that takes me to wonder is this
algorithm different for everyone? Because you and I have a
lot of the same videos, like and we don't talk
about that, but they pop up on my FYP and
same way. Oh what the fuck? But I don't stop watching.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
I kind of it starts getting uncomfortable.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Yeah, Like the one that I watched, this guy was
yelling and like get the fuck out of him and
just yelling at her and he was like I'm gonna
fucking kill you if you sleep in this house tonight.
That yeah, I mean, really aggressive, and he goes and
gets a bat and starts walking towards it with the
bat and you're like, what, I can't what the fuck man?
And the comments section is all a bunch of fucking
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Chad's like, I just need one day with him, settle
down text. I often also wonder how much of that
is staged, much like much like a lot of this
stuff that we see with the punch the monkey and
stuff like that, or or there was this fucking those
teens that destroyed the Chipotle. I'm sure you've seen that.
Brock chairs at each other and this and that and
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the other. I was like, this isn't a brawl. These
are motherfuckers just acting a fool trying to get social media.
Like so, I often wonder how much of that domestic
violence stuff. I hope it's stage. I hope it's not stage.
That's not something to fucking stage. Would you rather it
be staged or rather it be real? I'd rather it
be real, if I'm being honest, I don't want those
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people to go through that. But if you're staging it,
then you're mocking it. And that's not fucking cool, okay,
because there are people going through it that they can't
get out of that makes sense, yea, the I think
all those tender ones are one hundred percent fake, one
hundred percent where they're like, I caught my husband a
tender accountant that we're gonna go over to his girlfriend's house. Oh,
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there is a great neighborhood. You like those neighborhood? Have
you ever been to this neighborhood? Yeah? Right?
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Oh really, who's that?
Speaker 1 (07:49):
I went to nursing school with it. I mean, the
look on his face is pretty convincing. He's confused as fuck. Right,
But I'm convinced that those are fake because one, you
need a tender profile too to find that your partner's
tender profile. I created one just to see if I can.
And you can't just search people out like that. You
know how much swiping you gotta go through to find
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your room mate if you are on tender to find
some cheating and you happen to cross your partner, your spouse, whatever,
as they also have an account because they made you
a match, who has more grounds to be angry? There's
only one question you ask here, is that like the
hang up thing? Right? You ask me if they like pinicolatas,
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and you go on about your.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Business didn't that how that went? I don't know what
do you mean the song?
Speaker 1 (08:39):
If you like pinicolatas, I forget, it's like escape or
something like that.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Yeah, I thought that was a happy song. It's not
a happy song.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
They were both fucking around on each other. Yeah, had
ads in the classifieds didn't know it was them, and
then they fucking meet up and you're like, ah, shit,
it's fucking becky.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
God.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Well, do you like pinicula Ons? Get going a ring?
The song from track is about cheating? Isn't that in track?
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Is it? Yes?
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Like the Piniculata song is in Shred.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
The song is called escape by Rupert Holmes. Fuck nobody's
cheating on Rupert. Somebody did. A man grows tired of
his relationship, reads the personal ads in the newspaper, finding
an ad for a woman seeking an affair.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
God, people just did that. Huh.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Yeah, everybody's like, oh, Tinder, it's so horrible now, bitch,
you know, get a newspaper, put an ad out next
to the Hey, my kid's selling brownies. Yeah, he writes
back to set up a secret rendezvous to cheat on
his partner. Just sight unseen, huh, just blind, just going
in dry. That's how lonely Rupert is. Just raw dogging fucker.
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I'll take any date. He shows up at the bar
to meet the woman. He discovers she's actually his current partner,
who had secretly put the exact same ad in the
paper to cheat on him. So to being angry or sad,
they both laugh at the irony and realize they actually
have a lot more in common than they thought. So
it's a love song. Yeah, that's a love song, bro,
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not the way I see love. No, everybody's definition is different.
But yeah, god dad, I love the idea of that.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
That's Oh, there's so many people like the peak. They're
out at Margaritaville just.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Like, yeah, yeah, yoga, are do you When you hear
your partner singing that, you're like, motherfucker?
Speaker 3 (10:36):
But then then you're like, oh.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Okay, right right, what are you? What are you humming
over there? Secret lovevers fucking Atlantic star. Yeah. And there's
also the idea that they could have just been acting
out of fantasy, because a lot of couples do that. Okay,
that's fair, I'll give you that. It's possible. That seems
like a lot to go through for a fantasy. You're
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both taking out one ads you both have to stumble
across him.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Now, I don't.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
I think there's a lot of things people do for
fantasies that I think is a lot of work. Swing
close your fucking eyes. That one's free.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Yes, you can change it on.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
A dive, right right. Just don't say Sydney Sweeney when
you're having sex.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
Yeah, Hey, can we talk dirty tonight? Yes? Okay, your
name is Sydney.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
All right, Brad?
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Yeah, you know what I.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
I actually i'd probably be okay to a bunch of
adventures with my wife. But here and her be like,
I wanna pretend that you're Brad Pitt whatever, and so
I'll probably yell Brad's name, m D. That doesn't do
it for me, man, That is I'm gonna have some
elderly issues with that. Yeah, performance is gonna be an
issue tonight. Maybe if it's a high profile celebrity like that.
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But if like I'm gonna yell, I'm gonna call you
Tim Well, who the fuck's Tim Tim Meadows? Right, Robins
or some Tim that she works with, Tim Allen, Timmy
would be sucking a layer would be terrifying. It's usually
Timmy's are in fifth grade. That's fair. I did work
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with a guy and when I was working at Target,
this is early two thousands, and he was the manager,
and long story short, he preferred to be called Tommy.
We all made fun of him for it because I'm like,
Tommy is a fucking kid's name, dude, you're like forty six. Yeah,
but Tommy, for some reason, isn't acceptable. I think slaying name,
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but Timmy does not land. Well. True, my little brother's
name is Tim. We call him called him Timmy, Timmy,
tim Tim and he still kind of goes by it.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
But that's a brother. That's a different world.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
What if she came to you and said, do you
have your Target shirt on? Can we like role play
as you as the Target employees?
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Sure? If you want to put on your fucking flow
from Progressive. We're doing retail things right, Yeah?
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Yeah, dressed fantasy night sounds dumb.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
You be from Target, I'll be from Walmart.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Save to you on your insurance.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
I'm picking Victoria's secret every.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Time they pull the Walmart please, And you're like, why
do you hate your fucking life so much? Can I
help you? That's where they all are as long as
they don't ask you to be like, hey, can you
do Goodwill tonight? Or maybe the shark or the cart collector. Right,
we're working in the daily slicing up some meat. Whoa
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wait a minute, they want you to be the stock boy,
and you're like, well, you want me to do crack, right,
We're gonna do this in off hours. Gotta go do
the freezer section.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
Will you beat the robotic squeegee that goes around?
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Oh god, right, yes, you just turn me off by
pushing one button. And the other part is if they're like, yeah,
let's do I want to you know Brad, and then
you should go to a work party like oh, this
is in a county. He's the new manager. His name's Brad,
and you're like, oh fuck what Yeah, we'll never be
doing role play night ever again. Yeah yeah, yeah, I'm
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not a Oh my god, I am trying to figure
out because I'm not good at hiding emotions. I would
be hard pressed to not deal with it right then, right, Oh,
you're definitely not finishing me. Well, this is after the fact,
after you when you meet Brad the guys you work
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Oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah, yeah, I would. I would
definitely question or just yelling a name out of nowhere.
Oh shit, just random name. Yeah. Oh, as you get older,
don't you get a pass because you're not well, you
don't remember things. I find myself as I get older,
not remembering things. This is an excuse. I'm just saying,
when we people get older, we give them passes not
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remembering things.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Yeah, but when you're in the moment, you're not forgetting
your spouse's name.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
I would think not, but there's been many times I've been,
you know, frustrated with my kids instead called them by
the wrong name.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
And that's acceptable for sure.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
But that's in the moment. You're not having sex with them.
Goddamn true. That's the thing. You're having sex with them.
You should know exactly who you're having sex with. I agree,
that's why you gotta go with the old, reliable like
oh friend, God damn, she said, O friend, give it
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to me harder, boner shrinker. There's the big guy. This guy,
Well that's not so bad. Okay. Oh no, if I
hear that big guy, I'm like that settle the fun
down overperformance? What up? Dude? Fuck?
Speaker 3 (15:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:58):
That No matter how are we try on this podcast,
we cannot make it about sex every goddamn time.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
I tried so hard to keep it away from sex today.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Yeah, well we're just a bunch of perverts. It is
what it is. What else you got on that question?
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Les there, let's see.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Uh, this isn't a big one, but I'm actually experiencing
this one question. So if you had to move, So,
if your hair and the stylist moved to a different place,
would you follow to wherever they went? Oh? How far
is too far away? I think women's not a fair
question on this, but go ahead and.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Let Yeah I would follow. I have followed, and I
think the distance was three miles, so we're not that far.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
But I would go so far as too far then?
Speaker 1 (16:49):
So like, let's say they're not in broken air and
they decide to go to Sand Springs.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Yeah, I would go to Sand Springs. I think Bristow,
I think anywhere. If I have to drive anywhere longer
than a half hour to get there, I'm gonna have
to find someone new.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Okay, gimpy, I would Bristol, maybe, Oklahoma City definitely not.
But my person who cut my hair or used to
cut my hair, because I haven't had a haircut in
so long. I used to work at like six and
p Orea and then decided to have a baby and
now just does it out of the garage. So it
actually got closer to me. But I'm one of those
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you find a good hair person, you stick with them. Yeah, women,
especially to find somebody, Yeah, I might, I might not.
I already feel like I drive pretty far from my
home anyway, right, I try to always do it, like
right after work, Yeah, I'm gonna go get a bottle
of water, be rebit.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
And then women, it makes sense because it's so far
like it's to find somebody you really like well and
does a good job.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
To be honest, I'm actually not that I'm not that girl,
because I will.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
You'll go to regis Alta to get your haircut?
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Nah, If I had to, I would I only go
to I go to a certain friend because she's my friend.
I go to her for color, and then I go
to someone else for a cut. And only because of
my hair being as curly as it is, I go
to someone who specializes in curly hair, right, but I
go to someone else for the color.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Yeah, I have one place that I go to. I'm
not going to name what it is because I think
they listen. But and I'm thinking about not going there
anymore because it's so far. When I started going there,
I was super close to it, but now I'm not
close to it at all, and it's a giant inconvenience
to go there.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
And I'm thinking, I think.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
And the only reason I was saying was I knew
someone else that worked there, and now they don't work
there anymore, so I have really no connection.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
But I've been going there for over ten years.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Oh wow, Yeah, it's tough. It really is, because I
have been there and most recently one of my kids,
they've all gone to the same barber. And one of
my kids said, you would you mind taking me somewhere
else because they don't like waiting because they usually go
all at the same time. And we're there for a
few hours, really, like two and a half hours, And
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I said, are you sure and he said yes, And
this is my youngest and he goes, I kind of
want a new style, but I don't want to hurt
the barber's feelings because they've been cutting his hair the
same way for so long. And this is my kid
who is like very like OCD about the way they look,
the way they clean, the way everything is. So I
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took him to a new place and he loved it.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
And so you just take one of them to a
new place. The other two still go to the old place.
So he knows.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
Yeah, the barber you didn't want to know.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Nos yeahring disorda, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
That kind of sorda. He notices one's miss Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
When you're cutting three people's hair, they didn't say anything.
So no, because they're cutting too. They don't want to
lose tore another one, right right.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Why don't you just force him to go to that
one because he wanted he didn't like the waves cutting
his hair. I can tell him to do better the
haircut the cutter guy, Ah fuck, he wanted something different.
I know. I came in on the ass d because
I had to go get some water. But you say
he wanted a different style, a different look. So just
tell the guy that's cutting his hair and be like, hey,
almost something fucking different.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Well, he my son didn't want to hurt the barber's feelings.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
I have just it does not hurt their feelings. Now, No,
I have never been one to cater to children like that.
You know, it's it's one of those no, we're fucking
in it, we're doing it. You do as I say
sort of things, And that's probably just how I was raised. Yeah,
you know, my parents would not fucking drive all three
of us around a three different spots, you know, or
get three different meals from three different restaurants. Now we're
fucking here at the chicken shack. We're all getting fucking chicken, right,
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figure it out?
Speaker 3 (20:41):
Yeah, No, I don't.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
I don't disagree with that, especially if you got three
to deal with, Like that's already a fiasco. Yeah, if
they wanted to go to a different dentist, would you
take him to a completely different dentists?
Speaker 3 (20:50):
But it actually kind.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Of worked out because not all of them need a
haircut at the same time because they're one grows really slow,
for sure. But this one was actually closer to our house,
so actually worked out a lot better because, like you, you
don't want to travel that far. Yeah, one is a
little bit further than the other.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
So I haircuts are one of those things I don't
get worked up about. If my where my wife wants
to take them where she wants to get hurts. Yeah,
if I got to change one, I just don't care.
Guess what, it always grows at least.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
For now, right, it's just hair.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
This happened yesterday to me where a guy was tailgating
me because he didn't like how fast I was going.
I was going like five over the speed limit, but
that was not good enough for him. I need you
to go faster. He won. Yeah, he thought the closer
he got to me it would make me go faster. Well, yeah,
which I have a fantastic ignore button. But how do
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you handle someone when they're tailgating you, lindsay, do you.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
Slow down let them pass?
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Like? What do you do?
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Slow down, let them pass? Or if they're not passing,
I'll just break.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
If they hit me, you'll quick break, you'll break.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Check them screwed sometimes if they're pissing me off that
bat if it'll if it gets on my nerves, if
they're not backing off, or if they're not go around me, asshole,
go around me. If it's like a two lane road,
well you can still go around me.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
You'll break.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Check them, you'll potentially put yourself in the hospital and
have to go through an insurance claim.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Get off my ass. There was there was a car
we were driving downtown to the uh where are we going? Oh,
we're going to the Banana game, but at the Drillers
Stadium a couple of weekends ago. And this van came
out of freaking nowhere and she's driving and she's just
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singing her songs and she must have she was coming
off of an exit, just lying and almost hit us,
like we had to swerve, and she gives us the finger.
We're like, what the hell are you doing? And she
just pulls up, slams on her brakes because she's going
so fat and almost rex right into the person in
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front of us. We're like, what are you doing so fast?
You're going you know, you're not getting anywhere any faster.
What are you doing? And she's swerving in and out
of traffic at this point and we end up coming
to the same exit at the same time. Oh yeah,
oh yeah, and she's just spitting out profanities and not
only to us but other cars. Oh yeah, oh yeah,
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really got her windows rolled down? Yeah, it just you wish, like,
where's the cop when you need one so they can
witness what how this person is pull her over? Give
her a ticket?
Speaker 3 (23:39):
Eh? Maybe, but yeah, how you deal with it? Give people.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Depends on what kind of mood I'm in. D a
lot of it. If I, uh, if I'm feeling pretty good,
nice and relaxed, I guess you could say fucking pull
over and let them go around. I don't give a ship,
doesn't bother me any whatever. But if I am, if I,
if I'm feeling a little frisky, my favorite thing to
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do is to fucking get next to the car that's
beside me, maybe not right next to him, over neck
and neck righting, you know, stacked like that, yeah, more staggered,
but box them into where they can't get around intentionally.
So that person now is on my ass and he
can't get around because the other car, you know, and
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now and he just sit back there and I'll let
them just fume for a while. And I'm talking a
good ten to fifteen miles, depends on where we're going
or whatever, and I just let him fucking ride it out.
That's what you get for being in a rush, you dick,
get off my ass. Eventually I'll move over or they'll
get around somehow it works, that passed me on the
shoulder or whatever. But yeah, I'm an asshole like it. Yeah,
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I ever since I've heard this example. I've kind of
just thought this way. When someone's tailgating me and that
is hi, they must like Pete A from the Hunk
if you like pizza.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
Right, Oh yeah, it's just you. Fuck you.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
You don't get that real estate, and I'll give that
up for other things. But I hope whoever you're trying
to get to in a hurries okay, right, because it's
I just don't like people having that type of control
over me. And as you pointed out, some days I'm
great at it, a lot of days I'm not. But
break checking I will not fucking do because guess what
I don't want to do. Go to the fucking collision center. Nope,
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and those things out of control quick? God, you think
you're gonna be wise, I'm on break check, And well
what happens when they do hit you and then you
fucking spin around seven times in the middle of the
fucking highway, slam your car to the wall, and you're
now quadriplegic because you were like, don't fucking follow me? Yeah, yeah,
fuck that. That is not something I'm signing up for.
(25:49):
I try really hard to not get in recks. Yeah, ninja,
cause they're always good too. Ninja rocks. Yeah, if you
know what those No, No, I take a spark plug,
all right, and then you the porch limpard up it.
You take a hammer, break it up the tiny little
rocks and all it takes is just the tiniest little bit.
You throw it out the windshield shatters the windshield. So
you've heard, yes, so I've heard. I can't imagine that's
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legally okay? Seeing videos on the tickie docks? Yeah, yeah, huh?
Is break checking legal? Like lindsay, And I'm just asking
the question, like she said, h if you hit me,
But if they have a camera and they show you
break checked, I don't know if that counts. That's another
thing because a lot of people do have dash cams nowadays, right,
So what can you get away? You could get away
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with that twenty thirty years ago, right, because there were
no cameras a lot of he said, she said, type
of stuff is breakchecking? Well, some bitch see it's listening
to us, right, Yes, break checking is illegal in Oklahoma.
While there is no specific traffic statute that explicitly uses
the term break checking, the act falls under the state's
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prohibitions against reckless and aggressive driving.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Hmm, what about tailgating?
Speaker 1 (27:03):
Do you have a camera of them doing it?
Speaker 3 (27:07):
Is it just your word? Because I got video proof
of you break checking.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
I mean I could probably hit record on my camera.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
While you're driving. Sure, but you didn't. You caused a
wreck if I had it right, Yeah, but you don't.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
I mean, what is tailgating illegal versus the question of.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
Course tailgating is illegal?
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Driving? Tailgating is strictly illegal in Oklahoma O under state
traffic laws, where it's officially classified as following too closely.
If you really want to know which one, it's Oklahoma
Statutes Title forty seven, subsection eleven to three ten eleven
dash three ten. But there are many times you think
somebody is closer to you than they really are. Well,
(27:58):
it says right there on the mirror, yeah, fixing the
mirror closer to the shirt appear. I'm just saying that, like,
you may think they're too close, but they may be
following the three second rule.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
You don't know.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
That's what I like about my t racks down there
is this got a little fucking gauge on on the
display that says how many seconds away you are from
the person ahead of you two seconds. I think it
goes up to like three, and after three it's you
fucking there's nothing there.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Mine does a little flashing thing on the dash of
you too close. That's cool, Yeah, but to me, it's
just not worth all that smoke on the headache, con stress.
Interaction with police I try, I try really hard to
have no interactions with officers and short of friendly. I
don't want to be in any kind of motor vehicle accidents.
I've been in enough of my time. But if I did,
and I was going to ask for one, it would
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be with the Walmart truck. Yeah, Dad didn't need a payday,
Yeah guy once get pregnant?
Speaker 2 (28:56):
Yeah yeah, And really, who's being the asshole because I
set my cruise control and my car will won't even
let me. It would never let me tailgate, or because.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
If you had a cruise control on? Yeah yeah, but
if you had the cruise control.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
And I always set my cruise control on, I'm on
the highway anyway, what about in town?
Speaker 1 (29:16):
No, I'm a cruise control junkie. You need to all
the time. Yeah, I not down Yale, but almost everywhere
else it's just easier. I think, so we're comfortable, take
your feet up, relax a little bit, all right, you guys,
thanks so much for listening to us, And if you
can leave us a talkback on the talkback mic on
the iHeartRadio app or save us as your number one
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pre set on the app, makes a big deal to
the bosses. They think that means we're doing our job
because number one isn't enough.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
So we appreciate you guys for listening to us. Have
a great week.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
See Yah.
Okay, so today we're just gonna do something a little
different than we've we've never done before. I have a
bunch of random questions where they go and we'll just
see how they play out. Uh, I'm totally doing this
(00:37):
on the fly, by the way, so we'll see how
this goes. I just thought we'd do this every every
so often, but we don't. We've never done like just
random questions to each other. It's fun because you know,
everybody has a different answer. People have dramatically different answers,
which is which is fine? Do you know what an
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alpine divorces?
Speaker 2 (01:02):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
I know what an alpine stereo is? Yeah, a substance, substandard, right,
it's fine, Yeah, you aren't the loser. But also yeah,
I mean back in today, alpines were the ship. Dude,
if you had an alpine stereo.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
That but they weren't.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
As I saw Crutchfield Magazine up front two, I was like,
that's awesome, and uh, the game with an O. What
was the stereo brand that began with an O? O'Ryan.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
No, it had a really weird name.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Osmosis Jones. I know that's not it.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
That was a TV show on Kyo uh huh, yeah,
never heard of it.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Okay, yeah, I remember that as being the experienced one. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
I always thought bos was the always been different.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
So yeah, it is a nice one. But it's a
different classification. It's like it's like saying, uh, Porsche, right,
it's a different level of technology, where an Alpine feels
like a like buick O Cadillact. That's fair.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
It's not a Kia.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
No, now it would be, and then Ankio would be
like Alexis or a Mercedes or supposedly yeah, uh but.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
What was my question?
Speaker 1 (02:20):
What's an alpine divorce? Yeah? Right, I've never heard of it. Yeah,
apparently this is something on the internet. It happens when
a couple goes on a date out in nature, like
a hike, camping trip or bike ride, and then one
abandons the other in the wilderness to find for themselves.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Oh hell no, it's a Do people do this?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
I don't think so, yeah, let's call it snipe onton.
It's considered a form of abuse. Uh, it's not as
uncommon as you might think. One psychotherapist said a narcissistic
abuse among other mental health issues, plays a factor, and
she's had clients who have unfortunately experienced this. She says,
an alpine divorce can be deeply traumatic, causing mental physical disorders.
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You don't say, ask me how many times if my
wife took me to the woods and left me, I
would stay with her? How many?
Speaker 3 (03:09):
None?
Speaker 1 (03:10):
None?
Speaker 3 (03:11):
None, none, none, none. It's over not doing that.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
What if what if it wasn't the woods and it
was just like downtown somewhere and you just like got
up and fucking left mee have a nice day, Like
if she did that to me, just was like, Hey,
I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
I'll be right back right and then never came, never
came back.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
We haven't fucking done well.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
I would be worried that if I were you, I
would be worried that something happened to her, Like sure, kidnapped, Sure,
you know that would be my first thought.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
No, that's as a man, that's no, that's as a woman.
You wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
But no, uh, you're absolutely right. But once I found
out what had happened, Yeah, we're done. Yeah, there's no
sticking around me. Don't play that. That's not only did
you put me through just leaving me here? You put
me through the trauma of did something. Did someone kidnap you? Right? Right?
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Are you?
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Now? You know?
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Do I have to you know, have a special set
of skills.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Yeah, like Liam neesaid, all of a sudden, yeah no,
But here is the question.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Where could they leave you? You'd be fine with.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Any any one of my favorite stores, J Cole, Magnolia.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
So but that's beyond Yeah, but that's just for a
short amount of time. You still are fucking abandoned, are they?
They're not coming back though, right, They're not?
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Like good luck.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Dump Cole, right, don't leave me at a Dinny party.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Maybe a beach exactly what I'm thinking. On a beach somewhere.
If I'm on the beach chill, then they decided fuck this,
I'm out and walked away. While that sucks, but hey,
can I get a Peni Colada? Mm hmm yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Maybe a beach that sounds good, Paris that sounds fine.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Yeah, not like the mountains or the woods where I
have to fucking beat off bears to survive. Messy. I've
been in relationships where like you're get in a fight
and she's like, let me out right here, Like I'm
not doing that. Settled down, driving slowly down the road
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as cars are passing you by. Come on, come on,
get in the car, just get I don't do that.
I'll do it a couple of times, like get in
the car and then if you we're gonna then good luck.
You're on your own.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
I tried, and then you called the police and be
like this drunk bitch. It almost hit me. Yeah, that's crazy.
How do you how do you stay with.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
I don't know, man, I watched some of these videos
online and they show people being like abusive to their
spouse and they're being recorded.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
I'm so uncomfortable, very cringey.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Right, Yes, So that takes me to wonder is this
algorithm different for everyone? Because you and I have a
lot of the same videos, like and we don't talk
about that, but they pop up on my FYP and
same way. Oh what the fuck? But I don't stop watching.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
I kind of it starts getting uncomfortable.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Yeah, Like the one that I watched, this guy was
yelling and like get the fuck out of him and
just yelling at her and he was like I'm gonna
fucking kill you if you sleep in this house tonight.
That yeah, I mean, really aggressive, and he goes and
gets a bat and starts walking towards it with the
bat and you're like, what, I can't what the fuck man?
And the comments section is all a bunch of fucking
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Chad's like, I just need one day with him, settle
down text. I often also wonder how much of that
is staged, much like much like a lot of this
stuff that we see with the punch the monkey and
stuff like that, or or there was this fucking those
teens that destroyed the Chipotle. I'm sure you've seen that.
Brock chairs at each other and this and that and
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the other. I was like, this isn't a brawl. These
are motherfuckers just acting a fool trying to get social media.
Like so, I often wonder how much of that domestic
violence stuff. I hope it's stage. I hope it's not stage.
That's not something to fucking stage. Would you rather it
be staged or rather it be real? I'd rather it
be real, if I'm being honest, I don't want those
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people to go through that. But if you're staging it,
then you're mocking it. And that's not fucking cool, okay,
because there are people going through it that they can't
get out of that makes sense, yea, the I think
all those tender ones are one hundred percent fake, one
hundred percent where they're like, I caught my husband a
tender accountant that we're gonna go over to his girlfriend's house. Oh,
(07:43):
there is a great neighborhood. You like those neighborhood? Have
you ever been to this neighborhood? Yeah? Right?
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Oh really, who's that?
Speaker 1 (07:49):
I went to nursing school with it. I mean, the
look on his face is pretty convincing. He's confused as fuck. Right,
But I'm convinced that those are fake because one, you
need a tender profile too to find that your partner's
tender profile. I created one just to see if I can.
And you can't just search people out like that. You
know how much swiping you gotta go through to find
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your room mate if you are on tender to find
some cheating and you happen to cross your partner, your spouse, whatever,
as they also have an account because they made you
a match, who has more grounds to be angry? There's
only one question you ask here, is that like the
hang up thing? Right? You ask me if they like pinicolatas,
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and you go on about your.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Business didn't that how that went? I don't know what
do you mean the song?
Speaker 1 (08:39):
If you like pinicolatas, I forget, it's like escape or
something like that.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Yeah, I thought that was a happy song. It's not
a happy song.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
They were both fucking around on each other. Yeah, had
ads in the classifieds didn't know it was them, and
then they fucking meet up and you're like, ah, shit,
it's fucking becky.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
God.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Well, do you like pinicula Ons? Get going a ring?
The song from track is about cheating? Isn't that in track?
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Is it? Yes?
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Like the Piniculata song is in Shred.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
The song is called escape by Rupert Holmes. Fuck nobody's
cheating on Rupert. Somebody did. A man grows tired of
his relationship, reads the personal ads in the newspaper, finding
an ad for a woman seeking an affair.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
God, people just did that. Huh.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Yeah, everybody's like, oh, Tinder, it's so horrible now, bitch,
you know, get a newspaper, put an ad out next
to the Hey, my kid's selling brownies. Yeah, he writes
back to set up a secret rendezvous to cheat on
his partner. Just sight unseen, huh, just blind, just going
in dry. That's how lonely Rupert is. Just raw dogging fucker.
(09:48):
I'll take any date. He shows up at the bar
to meet the woman. He discovers she's actually his current partner,
who had secretly put the exact same ad in the
paper to cheat on him. So to being angry or sad,
they both laugh at the irony and realize they actually
have a lot more in common than they thought. So
it's a love song. Yeah, that's a love song, bro,
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not the way I see love. No, everybody's definition is different.
But yeah, god dad, I love the idea of that.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
That's Oh, there's so many people like the peak. They're
out at Margaritaville just.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Like, yeah, yeah, yoga, are do you When you hear
your partner singing that, you're like, motherfucker?
Speaker 3 (10:36):
But then then you're like, oh.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Okay, right right, what are you? What are you humming
over there? Secret lovevers fucking Atlantic star. Yeah. And there's
also the idea that they could have just been acting
out of fantasy, because a lot of couples do that. Okay,
that's fair, I'll give you that. It's possible. That seems
like a lot to go through for a fantasy. You're
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both taking out one ads you both have to stumble
across him.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Now, I don't.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
I think there's a lot of things people do for
fantasies that I think is a lot of work. Swing
close your fucking eyes. That one's free.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Yes, you can change it on.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
A dive, right right. Just don't say Sydney Sweeney when
you're having sex.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
Yeah, Hey, can we talk dirty tonight? Yes? Okay, your
name is Sydney.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
All right, Brad?
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Yeah, you know what I.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
I actually i'd probably be okay to a bunch of
adventures with my wife. But here and her be like,
I wanna pretend that you're Brad Pitt whatever, and so
I'll probably yell Brad's name, m D. That doesn't do
it for me, man, That is I'm gonna have some
elderly issues with that. Yeah, performance is gonna be an
issue tonight. Maybe if it's a high profile celebrity like that.
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But if like I'm gonna yell, I'm gonna call you
Tim Well, who the fuck's Tim Tim Meadows? Right, Robins
or some Tim that she works with, Tim Allen, Timmy
would be sucking a layer would be terrifying. It's usually
Timmy's are in fifth grade. That's fair. I did work
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with a guy and when I was working at Target,
this is early two thousands, and he was the manager,
and long story short, he preferred to be called Tommy.
We all made fun of him for it because I'm like,
Tommy is a fucking kid's name, dude, you're like forty six. Yeah,
but Tommy, for some reason, isn't acceptable. I think slaying name,
(12:35):
but Timmy does not land. Well. True, my little brother's
name is Tim. We call him called him Timmy, Timmy,
tim Tim and he still kind of goes by it.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
But that's a brother. That's a different world.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
What if she came to you and said, do you
have your Target shirt on? Can we like role play
as you as the Target employees?
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Sure? If you want to put on your fucking flow
from Progressive. We're doing retail things right, Yeah?
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Yeah, dressed fantasy night sounds dumb.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
You be from Target, I'll be from Walmart.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Save to you on your insurance.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
I'm picking Victoria's secret every.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Time they pull the Walmart please, And you're like, why
do you hate your fucking life so much? Can I
help you? That's where they all are as long as
they don't ask you to be like, hey, can you
do Goodwill tonight? Or maybe the shark or the cart collector. Right,
we're working in the daily slicing up some meat. Whoa
(13:36):
wait a minute, they want you to be the stock boy,
and you're like, well, you want me to do crack, right,
We're gonna do this in off hours. Gotta go do
the freezer section.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
Will you beat the robotic squeegee that goes around?
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Oh god, right, yes, you just turn me off by
pushing one button. And the other part is if they're like, yeah,
let's do I want to you know Brad, and then
you should go to a work party like oh, this
is in a county. He's the new manager. His name's Brad,
and you're like, oh fuck what Yeah, we'll never be
doing role play night ever again. Yeah yeah, yeah, I'm
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not a Oh my god, I am trying to figure
out because I'm not good at hiding emotions. I would
be hard pressed to not deal with it right then, right, Oh,
you're definitely not finishing me. Well, this is after the fact,
after you when you meet Brad the guys you work
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Oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah, yeah, I would. I would
definitely question or just yelling a name out of nowhere.
Oh shit, just random name. Yeah. Oh, as you get older,
don't you get a pass because you're not well, you
don't remember things. I find myself as I get older,
not remembering things. This is an excuse. I'm just saying,
when we people get older, we give them passes not
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remembering things.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Yeah, but when you're in the moment, you're not forgetting
your spouse's name.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
I would think not, but there's been many times I've been,
you know, frustrated with my kids instead called them by
the wrong name.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
And that's acceptable for sure.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
But that's in the moment. You're not having sex with them.
Goddamn true. That's the thing. You're having sex with them.
You should know exactly who you're having sex with. I agree,
that's why you gotta go with the old, reliable like
oh friend, God damn, she said, O friend, give it
(15:36):
to me harder, boner shrinker. There's the big guy. This guy,
Well that's not so bad. Okay. Oh no, if I
hear that big guy, I'm like that settle the fun
down overperformance? What up? Dude? Fuck?
Speaker 3 (15:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:58):
That No matter how are we try on this podcast,
we cannot make it about sex every goddamn time.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
I tried so hard to keep it away from sex today.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Yeah, well we're just a bunch of perverts. It is
what it is. What else you got on that question?
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Les there, let's see.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Uh, this isn't a big one, but I'm actually experiencing
this one question. So if you had to move, So,
if your hair and the stylist moved to a different place,
would you follow to wherever they went? Oh? How far
is too far away? I think women's not a fair
question on this, but go ahead and.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Let Yeah I would follow. I have followed, and I
think the distance was three miles, so we're not that far.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
But I would go so far as too far then?
Speaker 1 (16:49):
So like, let's say they're not in broken air and
they decide to go to Sand Springs.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Yeah, I would go to Sand Springs. I think Bristow,
I think anywhere. If I have to drive anywhere longer
than a half hour to get there, I'm gonna have
to find someone new.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Okay, gimpy, I would Bristol, maybe, Oklahoma City definitely not.
But my person who cut my hair or used to
cut my hair, because I haven't had a haircut in
so long. I used to work at like six and
p Orea and then decided to have a baby and
now just does it out of the garage. So it
actually got closer to me. But I'm one of those
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you find a good hair person, you stick with them. Yeah, women,
especially to find somebody, Yeah, I might, I might not.
I already feel like I drive pretty far from my
home anyway, right, I try to always do it, like
right after work, Yeah, I'm gonna go get a bottle
of water, be rebit.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
And then women, it makes sense because it's so far
like it's to find somebody you really like well and
does a good job.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
To be honest, I'm actually not that I'm not that girl,
because I will.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
You'll go to regis Alta to get your haircut?
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Nah, If I had to, I would I only go
to I go to a certain friend because she's my friend.
I go to her for color, and then I go
to someone else for a cut. And only because of
my hair being as curly as it is, I go
to someone who specializes in curly hair, right, but I
go to someone else for the color.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Yeah, I have one place that I go to. I'm
not going to name what it is because I think
they listen. But and I'm thinking about not going there
anymore because it's so far. When I started going there,
I was super close to it, but now I'm not
close to it at all, and it's a giant inconvenience
to go there.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
And I'm thinking, I think.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
And the only reason I was saying was I knew
someone else that worked there, and now they don't work
there anymore, so I have really no connection.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
But I've been going there for over ten years.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Oh wow, Yeah, it's tough. It really is, because I
have been there and most recently one of my kids,
they've all gone to the same barber. And one of
my kids said, you would you mind taking me somewhere
else because they don't like waiting because they usually go
all at the same time. And we're there for a
few hours, really, like two and a half hours, And
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I said, are you sure and he said yes, And
this is my youngest and he goes, I kind of
want a new style, but I don't want to hurt
the barber's feelings because they've been cutting his hair the
same way for so long. And this is my kid
who is like very like OCD about the way they look,
the way they clean, the way everything is. So I
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took him to a new place and he loved it.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
And so you just take one of them to a
new place. The other two still go to the old place.
So he knows.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
Yeah, the barber you didn't want to know.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Nos yeahring disorda, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
That kind of sorda. He notices one's miss Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
When you're cutting three people's hair, they didn't say anything.
So no, because they're cutting too. They don't want to
lose tore another one, right right.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Why don't you just force him to go to that
one because he wanted he didn't like the waves cutting
his hair. I can tell him to do better the
haircut the cutter guy, Ah fuck, he wanted something different.
I know. I came in on the ass d because
I had to go get some water. But you say
he wanted a different style, a different look. So just
tell the guy that's cutting his hair and be like, hey,
almost something fucking different.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Well, he my son didn't want to hurt the barber's feelings.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
I have just it does not hurt their feelings. Now, No,
I have never been one to cater to children like that.
You know, it's it's one of those no, we're fucking
in it, we're doing it. You do as I say
sort of things, And that's probably just how I was raised. Yeah,
you know, my parents would not fucking drive all three
of us around a three different spots, you know, or
get three different meals from three different restaurants. Now we're
fucking here at the chicken shack. We're all getting fucking chicken, right,
(20:40):
figure it out?
Speaker 3 (20:41):
Yeah, No, I don't.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
I don't disagree with that, especially if you got three
to deal with, Like that's already a fiasco. Yeah, if
they wanted to go to a different dentist, would you
take him to a completely different dentists?
Speaker 3 (20:50):
But it actually kind.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Of worked out because not all of them need a
haircut at the same time because they're one grows really slow,
for sure. But this one was actually closer to our house,
so actually worked out a lot better because, like you, you
don't want to travel that far. Yeah, one is a
little bit further than the other.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
So I haircuts are one of those things I don't
get worked up about. If my where my wife wants
to take them where she wants to get hurts. Yeah,
if I got to change one, I just don't care.
Guess what, it always grows at least.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
For now, right, it's just hair.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
This happened yesterday to me where a guy was tailgating
me because he didn't like how fast I was going.
I was going like five over the speed limit, but
that was not good enough for him. I need you
to go faster. He won. Yeah, he thought the closer
he got to me it would make me go faster. Well, yeah,
which I have a fantastic ignore button. But how do
(21:43):
you handle someone when they're tailgating you, lindsay, do you.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
Slow down let them pass?
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Like? What do you do?
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Slow down, let them pass? Or if they're not passing,
I'll just break.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
If they hit me, you'll quick break, you'll break.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Check them screwed sometimes if they're pissing me off that
bat if it'll if it gets on my nerves, if
they're not backing off, or if they're not go around me, asshole,
go around me. If it's like a two lane road,
well you can still go around me.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
You'll break.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Check them, you'll potentially put yourself in the hospital and
have to go through an insurance claim.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Get off my ass. There was there was a car
we were driving downtown to the uh where are we going? Oh,
we're going to the Banana game, but at the Drillers
Stadium a couple of weekends ago. And this van came
out of freaking nowhere and she's driving and she's just
(22:41):
singing her songs and she must have she was coming
off of an exit, just lying and almost hit us,
like we had to swerve, and she gives us the finger.
We're like, what the hell are you doing? And she
just pulls up, slams on her brakes because she's going
so fat and almost rex right into the person in
(23:04):
front of us. We're like, what are you doing so fast?
You're going you know, you're not getting anywhere any faster.
What are you doing? And she's swerving in and out
of traffic at this point and we end up coming
to the same exit at the same time. Oh yeah,
oh yeah, and she's just spitting out profanities and not
only to us but other cars. Oh yeah, oh yeah,
(23:27):
really got her windows rolled down? Yeah, it just you wish, like,
where's the cop when you need one so they can
witness what how this person is pull her over? Give
her a ticket?
Speaker 3 (23:39):
Eh? Maybe, but yeah, how you deal with it? Give people.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Depends on what kind of mood I'm in. D a
lot of it. If I, uh, if I'm feeling pretty good,
nice and relaxed, I guess you could say fucking pull
over and let them go around. I don't give a ship,
doesn't bother me any whatever. But if I am, if I,
if I'm feeling a little frisky, my favorite thing to
(24:06):
do is to fucking get next to the car that's
beside me, maybe not right next to him, over neck
and neck righting, you know, stacked like that, yeah, more staggered,
but box them into where they can't get around intentionally.
So that person now is on my ass and he
can't get around because the other car, you know, and
(24:28):
now and he just sit back there and I'll let
them just fume for a while. And I'm talking a
good ten to fifteen miles, depends on where we're going
or whatever, and I just let him fucking ride it out.
That's what you get for being in a rush, you dick,
get off my ass. Eventually I'll move over or they'll
get around somehow it works, that passed me on the
shoulder or whatever. But yeah, I'm an asshole like it. Yeah,
(24:50):
I ever since I've heard this example. I've kind of
just thought this way. When someone's tailgating me and that
is hi, they must like Pete A from the Hunk
if you like pizza.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
Right, Oh yeah, it's just you. Fuck you.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
You don't get that real estate, and I'll give that
up for other things. But I hope whoever you're trying
to get to in a hurries okay, right, because it's
I just don't like people having that type of control
over me. And as you pointed out, some days I'm
great at it, a lot of days I'm not. But
break checking I will not fucking do because guess what
I don't want to do. Go to the fucking collision center. Nope,
(25:27):
and those things out of control quick? God, you think
you're gonna be wise, I'm on break check, And well
what happens when they do hit you and then you
fucking spin around seven times in the middle of the
fucking highway, slam your car to the wall, and you're
now quadriplegic because you were like, don't fucking follow me? Yeah, yeah,
fuck that. That is not something I'm signing up for.
(25:49):
I try really hard to not get in recks. Yeah, ninja,
cause they're always good too. Ninja rocks. Yeah, if you
know what those No, No, I take a spark plug,
all right, and then you the porch limpard up it.
You take a hammer, break it up the tiny little
rocks and all it takes is just the tiniest little bit.
You throw it out the windshield shatters the windshield. So
you've heard, yes, so I've heard. I can't imagine that's
(26:13):
legally okay? Seeing videos on the tickie docks? Yeah, yeah, huh?
Is break checking legal? Like lindsay, And I'm just asking
the question, like she said, h if you hit me,
But if they have a camera and they show you
break checked, I don't know if that counts. That's another
thing because a lot of people do have dash cams nowadays, right,
So what can you get away? You could get away
(26:34):
with that twenty thirty years ago, right, because there were
no cameras a lot of he said, she said, type
of stuff is breakchecking? Well, some bitch see it's listening
to us, right, Yes, break checking is illegal in Oklahoma.
While there is no specific traffic statute that explicitly uses
the term break checking, the act falls under the state's
(26:55):
prohibitions against reckless and aggressive driving.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Hmm, what about tailgating?
Speaker 1 (27:03):
Do you have a camera of them doing it?
Speaker 3 (27:07):
Is it just your word? Because I got video proof
of you break checking.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
I mean I could probably hit record on my camera.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
While you're driving. Sure, but you didn't. You caused a
wreck if I had it right, Yeah, but you don't.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
I mean, what is tailgating illegal versus the question of.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
Course tailgating is illegal?
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Driving? Tailgating is strictly illegal in Oklahoma O under state
traffic laws, where it's officially classified as following too closely.
If you really want to know which one, it's Oklahoma
Statutes Title forty seven, subsection eleven to three ten eleven
dash three ten. But there are many times you think
somebody is closer to you than they really are. Well,
(27:58):
it says right there on the mirror, yeah, fixing the
mirror closer to the shirt appear. I'm just saying that, like,
you may think they're too close, but they may be
following the three second rule.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
You don't know.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
That's what I like about my t racks down there
is this got a little fucking gauge on on the
display that says how many seconds away you are from
the person ahead of you two seconds. I think it
goes up to like three, and after three it's you
fucking there's nothing there.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Mine does a little flashing thing on the dash of
you too close. That's cool, Yeah, but to me, it's
just not worth all that smoke on the headache, con stress.
Interaction with police I try, I try really hard to
have no interactions with officers and short of friendly. I
don't want to be in any kind of motor vehicle accidents.
I've been in enough of my time. But if I did,
and I was going to ask for one, it would
(28:48):
be with the Walmart truck. Yeah, Dad didn't need a payday,
Yeah guy once get pregnant?
Speaker 2 (28:56):
Yeah yeah, And really, who's being the asshole because I
set my cruise control and my car will won't even
let me. It would never let me tailgate, or because.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
If you had a cruise control on? Yeah yeah, but
if you had the cruise control.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
And I always set my cruise control on, I'm on
the highway anyway, what about in town?
Speaker 1 (29:16):
No, I'm a cruise control junkie. You need to all
the time. Yeah, I not down Yale, but almost everywhere
else it's just easier. I think, so we're comfortable, take
your feet up, relax a little bit, all right, you guys,
thanks so much for listening to us, And if you
can leave us a talkback on the talkback mic on
the iHeartRadio app or save us as your number one
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pre set on the app, makes a big deal to
the bosses. They think that means we're doing our job
because number one isn't enough.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
So we appreciate you guys for listening to us. Have
a great week.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
See Yah.
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