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Speaker 1 (00:16):
There's this really funny thing on line where people are
posting things that are here for the World Cup that
aren't from America that they think is really funny. And
one of them is somebody taking a picture of their
chips and salsa and saying, I didn't order this.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
I mean they come complimentary a Mexican restaurants.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Right, Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Right, But if you're not used to that of getting
something you don't order, yeah, you might be like, what's
going on here?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
That's kind of funny. They're like, we're in America, we
should try some good authentic American food.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
Text mechs I mean tex mex is American.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
I guess right, was considered a Mexican food with a
lot of cheese.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
No Mexican food is No. Mexican food is usually uh,
pork and fish Mexican text Mexes steak and cheese and chicken,
avocados and all the good stuff.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
I don't disagree with what you're saying.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Uh can be brought something up last week and I
went down the rabbit hole about it, and it was
about the origin of the word muff muff ass. Finally,
we're tackling the hard thing soft so apparently they think
(01:43):
it comes for from the meaning of muff, which was no, no,
which is a handwarmer.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Yes, traditionally fuzzy you see him and like Russian women, yes,
right they you know they got their in that little thirty.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Thing, Harry, keep you warm.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Yeah, something warm.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
And so they have documentation of people using the word
muff in a derogatory way all the way back to
the sixteen nineties.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Nice. Nice, they've been muffed, diamonds. It's the late sixteen
dads better than that.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
There is a guy who wrote a book called The
Vulgar Tongue, The History of Slang, and he says that
slang goes all the way back to the fifteen hundreds.
They have found slang glossaries, okay, and he says there
are roughly seven thousand slang terms related to intercourse, genitals, prostitution,
(02:45):
for narial disease, and that sexually coded terms for women
to that mix, and it's near ten thousand.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Damn.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
He reports the same that the same ideas over and over.
The penis alone has about twelve hundred nicknames over five
hundred years.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Twelve wondering I can think of like maybe six.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Yeah, no, I know, I know.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Penis slang comes from imagery like weapons, tools, food, animals, music, plants, anatomy,
foreign languages, baby talk, euphemism, and rhymes.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Okay, some of the old.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Penis slang terms that have survived and still very common prick,
tool and cock cap.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
That's always a good one.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Vagina slang has always been as abundant, and there are
nearly as many terms for vagina as there are for penis,
and a lot of vagina slang is metaphorical. A place
of entrance, a road, a garden, a food item, an animal,
a body of water, a trap, a hole, or a slit.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
It is a trap, that's for damn sure.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
And so.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
There are dirty words that were once more ordinary body
words and that predate the former medical terms. So like
the first recorded instance of the word cock was fourteen
fifty okay.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Right when referring to the men male genitalia. The penis
fuck as a verb fifteen oh eight.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Okay, So when people say the good old times, when
no one swore, you can hut the fuck up, right, eh,
prick fifteen fifty six. Penis was not recorded until fifteen
seventy eight, So people were saying cock before by one
hundred and twenty years. Yeah, yeah, vagina was not used
until sixteen eighty two, and sexual intercourse was not used
(04:36):
until seventeen fifty three. And so he gives some examples
of old sex work terms that were used, like apple squire,
who was the pimp?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
A hankknee which is a sex worker? Okay, A smock
servant you that sounds dirty? A suburb winch okay, and
a sixpenny suburb sent it? And some of the old
euphemisms for sex were uh or sorry. For penis were
(05:12):
tickle gizzard band name right right, staff of.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Love Okay, that sounds romantic, sugar plum live sausage to
make you think about the sugar plump fairies a little differently? Now,
would you say live sausage live sausage? Also a name
that makes sense? Picklock mm hmm, trouble guss.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
It Okay, this is a great one. Shoved devil shoved.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
What a great.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Porn name, porn name, no porn name, shoved devil like
for a male, Oh my gosh, that's crazy. And Crimson
crimson chiplin Chiplin's I guess.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
And crimson and like color blood.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Not much different than the purple headed yogurt slinger.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Some old penis sling terms that are mostly aren't common anymore. Pleasure,
pivot okay, a trouble gussed. I think we did that
on the shoved of live sauceage, sugar plum, staff of love, picklock, crimson, chitlin,
pill cock, pillycock an old archaic term built on cock,
not used now except maybe by medievalists trying to be funny.
(06:30):
A pintle so you can say, my pillycock.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
My perty cock is throbbing for your pin.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Pintil sounds like like an insult.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
It kind of is, because it's mostly means a pin
or a pivot part on a machinery.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Kind of sounds like the pistol and the stamen when
it comes to flowers.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
Okay, that's how they reproduce.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
The pistol has to go into the amen. Tarse okay.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
It's an Arabic word. Yard It's an old term for penis,
also meaning rod, staff or measure. It still survives and
phrases like a yardum, but not really as a genital sling.
A pizzle shizzle originally meant to be an animal penis,
especially a bulls eh member Yeah, that one's still used.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Cod piece.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Cod piece, Yes, not the penis itself, but the pouch
flap that covered the male genitalias. In the fifteenth sixteenth
century clothing, the word comes from cod meeting scrotum or sack.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Yeah. So it's a piece of article of clothing that
goes it's separate from everything else, straight over your dick.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
Right before they had underwear like a loincloth.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Yeah, but it's on the outside of the clothes.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Right, so it's like you put your trousers on, and
then over the trousers you'd have your cod piece. And
I guess the bigger the cod piece, the more you know,
bigger khack you.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Get like an apron.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
You kind of google a cod piece, you'll see and
you're like, oh, yeah, that makes sense. I know what
you're talking.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
I don't know if I'm gonna say it makes sense,
but I am googling it.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Okay, it looks okay, Okay, So this looks like think
of a armor for an armored soldier. Yeah, and the
piece that covers his waist and his balls, Yeah, keeps
his dick from getting chopped off. Yes, that is what
a cod piece looks like. And and some people would
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fashion their cod piece to be a lie or being honest.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
Huh, how about that though? Uh?
Speaker 1 (08:45):
A fiddle okay, a spindle, a pulling prick prick. Obviously
we still use a bushwhacker.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
H h A.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Cranny hunter, cranny hunter, cranny cranny hunter.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
How about the forny Caadian engine?
Speaker 2 (09:09):
What's up right there? Now?
Speaker 4 (09:10):
That's a band name.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Captain standish because it stands up should anyway?
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Is it stands ish? The trouble Gusset. I think it's
probably one of the best ones.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Yeah, because to me that is it just sounds so
matching but also funny.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Yeah, that ship, that gust it will get you in trouble.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Yeah, every tang it's yeah. For vagina the bella choice,
which is French for a beautiful thing.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
They're not lying. Oh wait a minute, a few, I've
seen a few. It's like, did you chew up that
sandwich and spit it back on a place?
Speaker 1 (09:55):
The only pretty one is the one that's yours are
the one that you want, right right?
Speaker 4 (10:01):
Uh? The altar of Venus.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Okay, because Venus would she like the goddess of something together.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Dad around Vaginas dead around fifteen eighty four. Yeah, the
Netherlands because it's a low country okay, uh, a placket
or placket lace. It's an opening and clothing. So this
became a sexual euphemism did around fifteen ninety three. A quim,
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which is a British vulgar slang for female genitals, still
used in some context in the UK but not in
the US. A honey, honey, honey y, yes, okay.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
See my honey.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
It's apparently a harsher sea word. Oh harsh.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
Yeah, you're a honey, but it's not as modern.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
I like it though.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
Yeah, they probably such any.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Yeah, they probably got confusing, so they're just put a
tea on the end of it and call it done.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Probably the more appropriate term for a vagina that isn't
used today but accurate commodity.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Yeah, yeah, you sell that shit gear.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Where euphemism tied to the idea that goods and merchandise.
Sure concern, which is a euphemistic private parts wording thing
Mother of all Saints.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Which is true. I mean the vagina does bear the
children Saints used to be.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
Children mount pleasant.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Yes, I feel like I don't have to explain that
to you. Cupid's kettle drum huh, this one's good.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Mutton mutton, mutton like that like another word for sheep.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
It referred to women's sexuality, prostitution, or female genitals depending
on context.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
Not charming, Oh okay.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Tough treasure.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
The monosyllable. That's an old reference to the C word
without saying it. Very Victorian man pretending he is above vulgarityable.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Just stop being such a monosyllable. The water mill, and
it can be if you're doing all right.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Lobster pot ewh crow, it's based on the trap or
entrance imagery.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Okay, I have to look at a lobster pot to
see if I agree. Would I stick my dick in
a lobster pot? Maybe?
Speaker 4 (12:38):
Oh, man, lobster pot.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
But the idea of the depth of that joke, that's hilarious.
It's pretty far man unless somebody went into such great
research over it.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
I mean, if you're going to write a book, why
not write about something that's going to make you laugh
every day.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
That is a book that I don't read, but I
could get behind that one.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
Just get the audio version, yeah, right, so you can
hear them swearing.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
And the fun thing is it's like we could probably
use a lot of those words on the radio today
and nobody would know. I don't know, man, you got
one person that's like that was slang in fifteen seventy
six for vagina. String them up as for sex, doc
doc Docking When two guys put their uncircumcised dicks together
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and they put the foreskin over their head and they
have come joined one.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
That is a weird.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
I think it more like meant like docking the ship
into the bay, not the gay sexual term that you're describing. Sure, whatever,
Apparently that had reference to that all the way to
fifteen thirty five. Huh dance the pathian jig. Pathian refers
to the venus aphrodite. So this means sex in a
fancy classical code way. Okay, play at the random scantum Okay,
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ride below the crupper horse riding metaphor crupper. It is
part of a horse's tack near the rear.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
The blanket hornpipe known as a bed dance blow the
groundsels mm hmm. Face making okay, euphemism tied to making children.
Face making because you're making babies, not the faces while
you're making vinegar.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
The Omorous Congress okay, pretty lean conviv convevi, convival society.
It's an upper class, you know, euphemism for sex. Take
a turn in Cubit's alley.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
See how that makes sense.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Make the beast with two backs Classic Shakespeare from Othello,
make the beast with two backs swive to English verb
meaning to sex. No, a biblical euphemism. He knew her,
he knew her, I'm gonna start it.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Hey, do they have sex? I don't know.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
He knows her. Yeah, that's funny. I've never thought about
using it that way. Lie with another biblical.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Phrase that makes sense, tup or to copulate, originally tied
to rams and sheeps, still occasionally used or seen in literature.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Sport okay, go a Maine okay.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Means when you're flirting sex. Make feet for children's stockings, okay.
I don't love the idea of referencing children when referring
to sex.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
I don't like it either, even though I mean that
is a very common outcome of what happens, you know,
when you have the sex.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
It can it should not be referenced in there.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Hey, baby, would you like to make some feet for
children's stockings tonight?
Speaker 1 (16:00):
That made me wonder like when did the first vasectomy happen?
Somebody was like, Ah, got it kicks this and who
did they test it on?
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Right? Going to say the first vasectomy was done in
nineteen forty three.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
So the first recorded viseectomy was done on a dog
in eighteen twenty three.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Uh, okay, I mean as that I guess it is.
It's castration. You're cutting their balls off.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
The first human visectomies came in the late eighteen hundreds,
and they were not originally done as contraception. They were
tied to a treatment for enlarged prostate or urinary problems
as a less drastic alternative to castration. Good Old Reginald
her Wilson of London is credited with the first human
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vasectomy eighteen ninety three. The first vasectomy for non medical
sterilization reasons is credited to doctor Harry Sharp in eighteen
ninety nine, performed on a nineteen year old reform school inmate.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Okay, probably had a problem sticking his thing where it
didn't belong. It is tied.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Apparently they don't talk about it that much because it's
tied to the history of coercive eugenics.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Aer sterilization.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
And if you're wondering what that is, it.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Refers to the government sanctioned programs at preventing unfit populations
from reproducing in America.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're a bad troublemaker. Man. We don't
need more of you around here, so we're going to
fucking chop your balls off.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Driven by the pseudoscience of eugenics, and estimated sixty thousand
plus Americans were involuntarily sterilized, targeting mostly people of color, disabled,
the poor, institutionalized people. How do we talk history is horrible? Yes, yes,
(18:09):
but we've learned sorta. I just think about that kind
of stuff, Like if you go down the rabbit hole
of Native Americans and like they were like, no, cut
your hair, No, you got to look like everyone else.
That's horrible enough. The Tuskegee Airman horrible enough. And then
you read it like this and you're like, god damn.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
And it wasn't that long ago. Did people just.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Go Christopher Columbus and he murder all these people, like yeah,
just leave that part off, right, or the mayflower like,
let's make it sound better. Just they laid it on
this wrong, right, and we'll celebrate that and kids will
know that as the big history piece.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
And at what point time in history did they decide
to go ahead and change that out so it wasn't
so abrasive, you know what I mean? Right?
Speaker 1 (18:52):
When did they? I think they did it from the beginning.
They knew it was wrong from the beginning, you think so,
I would think. That's the crazy thing about the truth
is that if you tell it long enough, it becomes
the standard.
Speaker 4 (19:04):
Absolutely, absolutely, it becomes.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
The way people believe it. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
And it only takes books and education and research and
your own individual thinking to pursue it.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Yeah, fucking Himler said it best tell I make it
big enough and say it over and over and over again,
and people will believe it. Yeah, and it's the truth
they do.
Speaker 4 (19:23):
I think you see that in modern society with a
lot of things as well.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Oh yeah, right, no, sugar, right right, that type of
thing organic. Let's just start with those. Those are ones
you probably didn't think I was gonna say.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
But yeah, I have to say. Ever since I cut sugar,
like using sugar in my coffee and my tea and shit.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Like that, I do feel a lot better. Oh one
hundred percent, right. You know, sugar is not good for you?
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Yeah, but I do like a good soda every now
and again. I don't like a fucking moon by.
Speaker 4 (19:49):
Oh yeah, are you moon? What are you a chocolate?
Speaker 2 (19:51):
No?
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Mo move bye guy, surprise me? Oh you're you don't
have for either one of them? Yeah, chocolate ones all day. Yeah,
they have the banana ones too.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
That was probably my favor, just because if ye ye
oh my goodness, fucking shit, son of a bitch. Okay,
I was at the Windco Yeah groceries, and I needed
something sweet because I had a fucking sweet tooth. In
the middle of the goddamn fucking grocery store. I was like,
I'm gonna go home and a will snag out something delicious.
So I found these fucking ice cream sandwiches. Right, they
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didn't want a fucking tub of ice cream. I think
it was shortly after Lindsay robbed me of a tub
of ice cream that was here regardless, So I go
and they're they're turo ice cream sandwiches.
Speaker 4 (20:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
The breading is the churro with the cinnamon and the
nuts inside, vanilla ice cream, fucking caramel on there. And
they're fucking gerzy as shit too. They're like two and
a half inches thick.
Speaker 4 (20:45):
Okay, ah, they're good.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
It only comes like four to a pack, but whatever,
they're good. Truro. I got one left and I'm holding
onto it.
Speaker 4 (20:53):
Cream sandwich is I wanted to see what these aren't? Okay, yeah,
those look good.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
They are fucking good. They're good. I've eaten every last
one except for the one that I'm holding out. I
keep telling myself, I'm like, you got to give that
to your old lady. She would love it. I'm like,
I eat it yourself.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
So it does not look like a turll. It says turl,
but it looks like a cookie. But it's a turl. Yeah, yes, okay, yeah,
if you like churros, that's the way to go. Salted
caramel ice cream man doesn't disappoint ever, No, that's good.
I'm more of the I like, what's the name of
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the Brent Tillamook ice Cream? Heard that it is not cheap,
but they have really good flavors and.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
Joe, they aren't they a candy company as well?
Speaker 1 (21:44):
No, they're a dairy company. Ice Cream is what you
probably I'm sorry, cheese is probably what you've seen them
for in the dairy section. But they're a Wisconsin Dairy Company,
and their their milk is I'm sorry. Their ice cream
is knock your mama out fucking good.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Okay, you find that in any gross story anywhere.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Yeah, again, it's not. I'm not gonna sit here and
tell you it's cheap. It's like six eight bucks for
a for a thing. But research sometimes they'll have it
on special.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
For six bucks for a half gallon. Ain't bad.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
Uh, maybe it's more than I just remember always seeing
it going goddamn.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Like you know how like Ben and Jerry's they only
come in those small containers. Yeah right, and they'll still
cost you like eight bucks. Do they really am? They're
not fucking cheap? I am just kind of. I mean
some of their flavors are Oh dude, I know they have.
Their flavors are so good Ben and Jerry's. Yes, some
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of them.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
Yeah, IM a lot of them.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
A lot. I'm not a Yeah, you're not alone.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
They have some flavors on there that I've tried them like, no,
I okay, half baked, very good, yes, fish food never
had it sound good.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
It doesn't sound good, but it is good. It is
chocolate ice cream with gooey marshmallow swirls, caramel swirls, and
fudge chocolate fish.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Yeah it's all right, yea good.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Yes, strawberry cheesecake, okay, the Tonight dough, which is Jimmy
Kimmel ice cream, but it is caramel chocolate ice cream
with chocolate cookie swirls, gobs of chocolate chip cookie dough,
and peanut butter cookie dough.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
What about that cookie dough? Yeah, yeah, it's really good.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Chocolate fudge brownie yea brownie batter, everything but the kitchen sink.
Chocolate vanilla ice creams with peanut buttercups, fudge covered toffee pieces,
white chocolate chunks, and fudge covered almonds.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
It really does have everything about the kitchen. They get it.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
I really don't like nuts in my ice cream, though.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Caramel chocolate cheesecake, cherry garcia is really good.
Speaker 4 (23:51):
Chunky Monkey's good.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
I'm a big fan of the Junky monkey. Salted caramel
brownie is good. Oh, this one good, this one's really good.
And this is uh the Stephen Colbert American Dream vanilla
ice cream, fudge covered waffle cone pieces and caramel swirl Okay, yeah,
it's really good. The number of the ones that aren't
good is I think few and far between between chocolate
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of cake, dirt cake, milk and cookies cookie Vermont Star,
which is like thin mint.
Speaker 4 (24:22):
Okay, salted caramel, gimme somemore.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
I'll let you figure that out. Chocolate chip, cookie dough, pistachio, pistachio. Okay,
you're right.
Speaker 4 (24:32):
I'm not saying are better than than than not good?
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Yeah, and let's ta get a lot of non traditional flavors.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Yes, great, yeah, uh tillamook like sea salt and honeycomb toffee. Okay, Yeah,
that's that's good. I love a good ice cream. That's
like when Bluebell does their uh their special summer ones.
Speaker 4 (24:59):
Oh my yeah, and I was fucking looking forward to it.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
There was a tub in there and I was like, motherfucker, man,
that looks good and I don't want any right now.
I'm gonna wait till I get home and I go
in there to get it.
Speaker 4 (25:10):
And it's gone. It's gone. We had like ten of them.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
She took one three days before that. Don't think I
didn't see you.
Speaker 4 (25:21):
Oh yeah, that's rude. That's rude to take more than one.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
There's usually like five in there, and when they sit there,
I'm like, Okay, no one's taking this.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Huh.
Speaker 4 (25:29):
Yeah, I was already.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
There for over a week. Uh huh. Guess who didn't
get any fucking BlackBerry ice cream at all? Whatsoever? This guy? Now,
I passed by it, and I just I'll see it
in the freezer section. I said, I shouldn't have had
to pay for you just get.
Speaker 4 (25:47):
Mad at Yes, did you enjoy it?
Speaker 2 (25:50):
I didn't any of it?
Speaker 1 (25:52):
No, because I'm just so tillamook is eight forty nine four?
Speaker 2 (25:59):
What size?
Speaker 4 (26:00):
I guess it's a half gallon. I guess, Okay, that's a.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Little pricey, but it ain't. It ain't too wafful bad. Yeah.
If it's like a forty nine for a fucking pint
or whatever it is, Yeah, you know that's ridiculous. I
better give me a fucking hand job at the end.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
I just found out. Speaking of ice cream, Rose Rock,
Oh that was my favorite good ice cream place.
Speaker 4 (26:22):
Yeah it's closed. Yeah, he wanted to go do other things.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
Yeah, speak sad closed? Gune. Isn't the waffle house? Yeah,
seventy first in Minga one of the most popular. Fucking closed?
What the hell?
Speaker 4 (26:39):
I've noticed a lot of them are actually closed?
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Really? Yeah? I don't know the ones by in Broken
Arrow was still around, yeah, and I don't know about
the one on Eleventh Street. But when I was leap,
I was coming to work the other day, I was like,
the lights are off and there's nobody in there. I
was like, what's the fucking waffle house closed? That I
noticed the roll away dumpster in front.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
Was like, I think they're remodeling, really, which sounds wild,
but putting lipstick on a pig. Yes, I was just
over there yesterday because I went to Harbor Freight and
they they had a dumpster out there, but they were
putting stuff in it and it said upgrading, remodeling some okay,
(27:17):
So yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Oh, I'll interested to see what this new and improved
waffle house now with less roaches.
Speaker 4 (27:25):
How long did you take them to clean up late?
Speaker 2 (27:27):
You're like, we'll get there, we'll get to demo.
Speaker 4 (27:29):
We got to get this.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Grease up off everything. So many memories in waffle house.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
I'll just believe you because the ones that I have,
people tell me I have good memories there.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Yeah. Right, I got up one day after well this
is one night one morning, I guess you could say.
We were all eating there and I got done eating
and there's the mop in the bucket. I just got
up started mopping the fucking floor just because it was there.
Speaker 4 (27:58):
That does not surprise me. You, that does not surprise me.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
You faheated the moment, your mind as well through that
main character energy all around.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Yeah, but listen, I've never been in a fight at
the waffle house. I've had plenty of laughs and I
did a little bit of work, but I've never.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Never been in a fight, which is ironically more work
than people that are at waffle house too.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Right, They just put it out there for looks.
Speaker 4 (28:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Uh So we're gonna be out Thursday out for our
Cleaton Cold Ones.
Speaker 4 (28:30):
If you'd like to come hang out with us.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Pj's out in South Tulsa.
Speaker 4 (28:34):
Technically I think that's jinx if I'm not mistaken.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
No, that's notice. It makes me. If anything, it'd be
big specause Thanks is like wait.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
West, And so we'll be out there from four until
six celebrating all things soccer and we hope you guys
come buy Thanks for our ference courchs Light and then
next week we're gonna be out twice. We're gonna be
out for a giveaway for uh, see them all.
Speaker 4 (28:59):
Out of Fast Hall. And then we're going to be
out for cleets and cold ones later that week too,
So which will be at that's when we'll be.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
In jinks at the Sweet Shots.
Speaker 4 (29:09):
Oh yeah, now with.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Slacker Sheet. Remember what it was out there.
Speaker 4 (29:15):
Yeah, I'm looking forward to that.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Yeah, bringing money gamble away all.
Speaker 4 (29:19):
Right, So there you go.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Thanks guys, have a good one.
There's this really funny thing on line where people are
posting things that are here for the World Cup that
aren't from America that they think is really funny. And
one of them is somebody taking a picture of their
chips and salsa and saying, I didn't order this.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
I mean they come complimentary a Mexican restaurants.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Right, Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Right, But if you're not used to that of getting
something you don't order, yeah, you might be like, what's
going on here?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
That's kind of funny. They're like, we're in America, we
should try some good authentic American food.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
Text mechs I mean tex mex is American.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
I guess right, was considered a Mexican food with a
lot of cheese.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
No Mexican food is No. Mexican food is usually uh,
pork and fish Mexican text Mexes steak and cheese and chicken,
avocados and all the good stuff.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
I don't disagree with what you're saying.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Uh can be brought something up last week and I
went down the rabbit hole about it, and it was
about the origin of the word muff muff ass. Finally,
we're tackling the hard thing soft so apparently they think
(01:43):
it comes for from the meaning of muff, which was no, no,
which is a handwarmer.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Yes, traditionally fuzzy you see him and like Russian women, yes,
right they you know they got their in that little thirty.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Thing, Harry, keep you warm.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Yeah, something warm.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
And so they have documentation of people using the word
muff in a derogatory way all the way back to
the sixteen nineties.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Nice. Nice, they've been muffed, diamonds. It's the late sixteen
dads better than that.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
There is a guy who wrote a book called The
Vulgar Tongue, The History of Slang, and he says that
slang goes all the way back to the fifteen hundreds.
They have found slang glossaries, okay, and he says there
are roughly seven thousand slang terms related to intercourse, genitals, prostitution,
(02:45):
for narial disease, and that sexually coded terms for women
to that mix, and it's near ten thousand.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Damn.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
He reports the same that the same ideas over and over.
The penis alone has about twelve hundred nicknames over five
hundred years.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Twelve wondering I can think of like maybe six.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Yeah, no, I know, I know.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Penis slang comes from imagery like weapons, tools, food, animals, music, plants, anatomy,
foreign languages, baby talk, euphemism, and rhymes.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Okay, some of the old.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Penis slang terms that have survived and still very common prick,
tool and cock cap.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
That's always a good one.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Vagina slang has always been as abundant, and there are
nearly as many terms for vagina as there are for penis,
and a lot of vagina slang is metaphorical. A place
of entrance, a road, a garden, a food item, an animal,
a body of water, a trap, a hole, or a slit.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
It is a trap, that's for damn sure.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
And so.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
There are dirty words that were once more ordinary body
words and that predate the former medical terms. So like
the first recorded instance of the word cock was fourteen
fifty okay.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Right when referring to the men male genitalia. The penis
fuck as a verb fifteen oh eight.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Okay, So when people say the good old times, when
no one swore, you can hut the fuck up, right, eh,
prick fifteen fifty six. Penis was not recorded until fifteen
seventy eight, So people were saying cock before by one
hundred and twenty years. Yeah, yeah, vagina was not used
until sixteen eighty two, and sexual intercourse was not used
(04:36):
until seventeen fifty three. And so he gives some examples
of old sex work terms that were used, like apple squire,
who was the pimp?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
A hankknee which is a sex worker? Okay, A smock
servant you that sounds dirty? A suburb winch okay, and
a sixpenny suburb sent it? And some of the old
euphemisms for sex were uh or sorry. For penis were
(05:12):
tickle gizzard band name right right, staff of.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Love Okay, that sounds romantic, sugar plum live sausage to
make you think about the sugar plump fairies a little differently? Now,
would you say live sausage live sausage? Also a name
that makes sense? Picklock mm hmm, trouble guss.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
It Okay, this is a great one. Shoved devil shoved.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
What a great.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Porn name, porn name, no porn name, shoved devil like
for a male, Oh my gosh, that's crazy. And Crimson
crimson chiplin Chiplin's I guess.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
And crimson and like color blood.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Not much different than the purple headed yogurt slinger.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Some old penis sling terms that are mostly aren't common anymore. Pleasure,
pivot okay, a trouble gussed. I think we did that
on the shoved of live sauceage, sugar plum, staff of love, picklock, crimson, chitlin,
pill cock, pillycock an old archaic term built on cock,
not used now except maybe by medievalists trying to be funny.
(06:30):
A pintle so you can say, my pillycock.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
My perty cock is throbbing for your pin.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Pintil sounds like like an insult.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
It kind of is, because it's mostly means a pin
or a pivot part on a machinery.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Kind of sounds like the pistol and the stamen when
it comes to flowers.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
Okay, that's how they reproduce.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
The pistol has to go into the amen. Tarse okay.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
It's an Arabic word. Yard It's an old term for penis,
also meaning rod, staff or measure. It still survives and
phrases like a yardum, but not really as a genital sling.
A pizzle shizzle originally meant to be an animal penis,
especially a bulls eh member Yeah, that one's still used.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Cod piece.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Cod piece, Yes, not the penis itself, but the pouch
flap that covered the male genitalias. In the fifteenth sixteenth
century clothing, the word comes from cod meeting scrotum or sack.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Yeah. So it's a piece of article of clothing that
goes it's separate from everything else, straight over your dick.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
Right before they had underwear like a loincloth.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Yeah, but it's on the outside of the clothes.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Right, so it's like you put your trousers on, and
then over the trousers you'd have your cod piece. And
I guess the bigger the cod piece, the more you know,
bigger khack you.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Get like an apron.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
You kind of google a cod piece, you'll see and
you're like, oh, yeah, that makes sense. I know what
you're talking.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
I don't know if I'm gonna say it makes sense,
but I am googling it.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Okay, it looks okay, Okay, So this looks like think
of a armor for an armored soldier. Yeah, and the
piece that covers his waist and his balls, Yeah, keeps
his dick from getting chopped off. Yes, that is what
a cod piece looks like. And and some people would
(08:36):
fashion their cod piece to be a lie or being honest.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
Huh, how about that though? Uh?
Speaker 1 (08:45):
A fiddle okay, a spindle, a pulling prick prick. Obviously
we still use a bushwhacker.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
H h A.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Cranny hunter, cranny hunter, cranny cranny hunter.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
How about the forny Caadian engine?
Speaker 2 (09:09):
What's up right there? Now?
Speaker 4 (09:10):
That's a band name.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Captain standish because it stands up should anyway?
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Is it stands ish? The trouble Gusset. I think it's
probably one of the best ones.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Yeah, because to me that is it just sounds so
matching but also funny.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Yeah, that ship, that gust it will get you in trouble.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Yeah, every tang it's yeah. For vagina the bella choice,
which is French for a beautiful thing.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
They're not lying. Oh wait a minute, a few, I've
seen a few. It's like, did you chew up that
sandwich and spit it back on a place?
Speaker 1 (09:55):
The only pretty one is the one that's yours are
the one that you want, right right?
Speaker 4 (10:01):
Uh? The altar of Venus.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Okay, because Venus would she like the goddess of something together.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Dad around Vaginas dead around fifteen eighty four. Yeah, the
Netherlands because it's a low country okay, uh, a placket
or placket lace. It's an opening and clothing. So this
became a sexual euphemism did around fifteen ninety three. A quim,
(10:30):
which is a British vulgar slang for female genitals, still
used in some context in the UK but not in
the US. A honey, honey, honey y, yes, okay.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
See my honey.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
It's apparently a harsher sea word. Oh harsh.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
Yeah, you're a honey, but it's not as modern.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
I like it though.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
Yeah, they probably such any.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Yeah, they probably got confusing, so they're just put a
tea on the end of it and call it done.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Probably the more appropriate term for a vagina that isn't
used today but accurate commodity.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Yeah, yeah, you sell that shit gear.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Where euphemism tied to the idea that goods and merchandise.
Sure concern, which is a euphemistic private parts wording thing
Mother of all Saints.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Which is true. I mean the vagina does bear the
children Saints used to be.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
Children mount pleasant.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Yes, I feel like I don't have to explain that
to you. Cupid's kettle drum huh, this one's good.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Mutton mutton, mutton like that like another word for sheep.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
It referred to women's sexuality, prostitution, or female genitals depending
on context.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
Not charming, Oh okay.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Tough treasure.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
The monosyllable. That's an old reference to the C word
without saying it. Very Victorian man pretending he is above vulgarityable.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Just stop being such a monosyllable. The water mill, and
it can be if you're doing all right.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Lobster pot ewh crow, it's based on the trap or
entrance imagery.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Okay, I have to look at a lobster pot to
see if I agree. Would I stick my dick in
a lobster pot? Maybe?
Speaker 4 (12:38):
Oh, man, lobster pot.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
But the idea of the depth of that joke, that's hilarious.
It's pretty far man unless somebody went into such great
research over it.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
I mean, if you're going to write a book, why
not write about something that's going to make you laugh
every day.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
That is a book that I don't read, but I
could get behind that one.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
Just get the audio version, yeah, right, so you can
hear them swearing.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
And the fun thing is it's like we could probably
use a lot of those words on the radio today
and nobody would know. I don't know, man, you got
one person that's like that was slang in fifteen seventy
six for vagina. String them up as for sex, doc
doc Docking When two guys put their uncircumcised dicks together
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and they put the foreskin over their head and they
have come joined one.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
That is a weird.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
I think it more like meant like docking the ship
into the bay, not the gay sexual term that you're describing. Sure, whatever,
Apparently that had reference to that all the way to
fifteen thirty five. Huh dance the pathian jig. Pathian refers
to the venus aphrodite. So this means sex in a
fancy classical code way. Okay, play at the random scantum Okay,
(13:58):
ride below the crupper horse riding metaphor crupper. It is
part of a horse's tack near the rear.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
The blanket hornpipe known as a bed dance blow the
groundsels mm hmm. Face making okay, euphemism tied to making children.
Face making because you're making babies, not the faces while
you're making vinegar.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
The Omorous Congress okay, pretty lean conviv convevi, convival society.
It's an upper class, you know, euphemism for sex. Take
a turn in Cubit's alley.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
See how that makes sense.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Make the beast with two backs Classic Shakespeare from Othello,
make the beast with two backs swive to English verb
meaning to sex. No, a biblical euphemism. He knew her,
he knew her, I'm gonna start it.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Hey, do they have sex? I don't know.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
He knows her. Yeah, that's funny. I've never thought about
using it that way. Lie with another biblical.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Phrase that makes sense, tup or to copulate, originally tied
to rams and sheeps, still occasionally used or seen in literature.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Sport okay, go a Maine okay.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Means when you're flirting sex. Make feet for children's stockings, okay.
I don't love the idea of referencing children when referring
to sex.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
I don't like it either, even though I mean that
is a very common outcome of what happens, you know,
when you have the sex.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
It can it should not be referenced in there.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Hey, baby, would you like to make some feet for
children's stockings tonight?
Speaker 1 (16:00):
That made me wonder like when did the first vasectomy happen?
Somebody was like, Ah, got it kicks this and who
did they test it on?
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Right? Going to say the first vasectomy was done in
nineteen forty three.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
So the first recorded viseectomy was done on a dog
in eighteen twenty three.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Uh, okay, I mean as that I guess it is.
It's castration. You're cutting their balls off.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
The first human visectomies came in the late eighteen hundreds,
and they were not originally done as contraception. They were
tied to a treatment for enlarged prostate or urinary problems
as a less drastic alternative to castration. Good Old Reginald
her Wilson of London is credited with the first human
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vasectomy eighteen ninety three. The first vasectomy for non medical
sterilization reasons is credited to doctor Harry Sharp in eighteen
ninety nine, performed on a nineteen year old reform school inmate.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Okay, probably had a problem sticking his thing where it
didn't belong. It is tied.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Apparently they don't talk about it that much because it's
tied to the history of coercive eugenics.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Aer sterilization.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
And if you're wondering what that is, it.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Refers to the government sanctioned programs at preventing unfit populations
from reproducing in America.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're a bad troublemaker. Man. We don't
need more of you around here, so we're going to
fucking chop your balls off.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Driven by the pseudoscience of eugenics, and estimated sixty thousand
plus Americans were involuntarily sterilized, targeting mostly people of color, disabled,
the poor, institutionalized people. How do we talk history is horrible? Yes, yes,
(18:09):
but we've learned sorta. I just think about that kind
of stuff, Like if you go down the rabbit hole
of Native Americans and like they were like, no, cut
your hair, No, you got to look like everyone else.
That's horrible enough. The Tuskegee Airman horrible enough. And then
you read it like this and you're like, god damn.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
And it wasn't that long ago. Did people just.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Go Christopher Columbus and he murder all these people, like yeah,
just leave that part off, right, or the mayflower like,
let's make it sound better. Just they laid it on
this wrong, right, and we'll celebrate that and kids will
know that as the big history piece.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
And at what point time in history did they decide
to go ahead and change that out so it wasn't
so abrasive, you know what I mean? Right?
Speaker 1 (18:52):
When did they? I think they did it from the beginning.
They knew it was wrong from the beginning, you think so,
I would think. That's the crazy thing about the truth
is that if you tell it long enough, it becomes
the standard.
Speaker 4 (19:04):
Absolutely, absolutely, it becomes.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
The way people believe it. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
And it only takes books and education and research and
your own individual thinking to pursue it.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Yeah, fucking Himler said it best tell I make it
big enough and say it over and over and over again,
and people will believe it. Yeah, and it's the truth
they do.
Speaker 4 (19:23):
I think you see that in modern society with a
lot of things as well.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Oh yeah, right, no, sugar, right right, that type of
thing organic. Let's just start with those. Those are ones
you probably didn't think I was gonna say.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
But yeah, I have to say. Ever since I cut sugar,
like using sugar in my coffee and my tea and shit.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Like that, I do feel a lot better. Oh one
hundred percent, right. You know, sugar is not good for you?
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Yeah, but I do like a good soda every now
and again. I don't like a fucking moon by.
Speaker 4 (19:49):
Oh yeah, are you moon? What are you a chocolate?
Speaker 2 (19:51):
No?
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Mo move bye guy, surprise me? Oh you're you don't
have for either one of them? Yeah, chocolate ones all day. Yeah,
they have the banana ones too.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
That was probably my favor, just because if ye ye
oh my goodness, fucking shit, son of a bitch. Okay,
I was at the Windco Yeah groceries, and I needed
something sweet because I had a fucking sweet tooth. In
the middle of the goddamn fucking grocery store. I was like,
I'm gonna go home and a will snag out something delicious.
So I found these fucking ice cream sandwiches. Right, they
(20:20):
didn't want a fucking tub of ice cream. I think
it was shortly after Lindsay robbed me of a tub
of ice cream that was here regardless, So I go
and they're they're turo ice cream sandwiches.
Speaker 4 (20:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
The breading is the churro with the cinnamon and the
nuts inside, vanilla ice cream, fucking caramel on there. And
they're fucking gerzy as shit too. They're like two and
a half inches thick.
Speaker 4 (20:45):
Okay, ah, they're good.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
It only comes like four to a pack, but whatever,
they're good. Truro. I got one left and I'm holding
onto it.
Speaker 4 (20:53):
Cream sandwich is I wanted to see what these aren't? Okay, yeah,
those look good.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
They are fucking good. They're good. I've eaten every last
one except for the one that I'm holding out. I
keep telling myself, I'm like, you got to give that
to your old lady. She would love it. I'm like,
I eat it yourself.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
So it does not look like a turll. It says turl,
but it looks like a cookie. But it's a turl. Yeah, yes, okay, yeah,
if you like churros, that's the way to go. Salted
caramel ice cream man doesn't disappoint ever, No, that's good.
I'm more of the I like, what's the name of
(21:35):
the Brent Tillamook ice Cream? Heard that it is not cheap,
but they have really good flavors and.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
Joe, they aren't they a candy company as well?
Speaker 1 (21:44):
No, they're a dairy company. Ice Cream is what you
probably I'm sorry, cheese is probably what you've seen them
for in the dairy section. But they're a Wisconsin Dairy Company,
and their their milk is I'm sorry. Their ice cream
is knock your mama out fucking good.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Okay, you find that in any gross story anywhere.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Yeah, again, it's not. I'm not gonna sit here and
tell you it's cheap. It's like six eight bucks for
a for a thing. But research sometimes they'll have it
on special.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
For six bucks for a half gallon. Ain't bad.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
Uh, maybe it's more than I just remember always seeing
it going goddamn.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Like you know how like Ben and Jerry's they only
come in those small containers. Yeah right, and they'll still
cost you like eight bucks. Do they really am? They're
not fucking cheap? I am just kind of. I mean
some of their flavors are Oh dude, I know they have.
Their flavors are so good Ben and Jerry's. Yes, some
(22:41):
of them.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
Yeah, IM a lot of them.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
A lot. I'm not a Yeah, you're not alone.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
They have some flavors on there that I've tried them like, no,
I okay, half baked, very good, yes, fish food never
had it sound good.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
It doesn't sound good, but it is good. It is
chocolate ice cream with gooey marshmallow swirls, caramel swirls, and
fudge chocolate fish.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Yeah it's all right, yea good.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Yes, strawberry cheesecake, okay, the Tonight dough, which is Jimmy
Kimmel ice cream, but it is caramel chocolate ice cream
with chocolate cookie swirls, gobs of chocolate chip cookie dough,
and peanut butter cookie dough.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
What about that cookie dough? Yeah, yeah, it's really good.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Chocolate fudge brownie yea brownie batter, everything but the kitchen sink.
Chocolate vanilla ice creams with peanut buttercups, fudge covered toffee pieces,
white chocolate chunks, and fudge covered almonds.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
It really does have everything about the kitchen. They get it.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
I really don't like nuts in my ice cream, though.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Caramel chocolate cheesecake, cherry garcia is really good.
Speaker 4 (23:51):
Chunky Monkey's good.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
I'm a big fan of the Junky monkey. Salted caramel
brownie is good. Oh, this one good, this one's really good.
And this is uh the Stephen Colbert American Dream vanilla
ice cream, fudge covered waffle cone pieces and caramel swirl Okay, yeah,
it's really good. The number of the ones that aren't
good is I think few and far between between chocolate
(24:15):
of cake, dirt cake, milk and cookies cookie Vermont Star,
which is like thin mint.
Speaker 4 (24:22):
Okay, salted caramel, gimme somemore.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
I'll let you figure that out. Chocolate chip, cookie dough, pistachio, pistachio. Okay,
you're right.
Speaker 4 (24:32):
I'm not saying are better than than than not good?
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Yeah, and let's ta get a lot of non traditional flavors.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Yes, great, yeah, uh tillamook like sea salt and honeycomb toffee. Okay, Yeah,
that's that's good. I love a good ice cream. That's
like when Bluebell does their uh their special summer ones.
Speaker 4 (24:59):
Oh my yeah, and I was fucking looking forward to it.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
There was a tub in there and I was like, motherfucker, man,
that looks good and I don't want any right now.
I'm gonna wait till I get home and I go
in there to get it.
Speaker 4 (25:10):
And it's gone. It's gone. We had like ten of them.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
She took one three days before that. Don't think I
didn't see you.
Speaker 4 (25:21):
Oh yeah, that's rude. That's rude to take more than one.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
There's usually like five in there, and when they sit there,
I'm like, Okay, no one's taking this.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Huh.
Speaker 4 (25:29):
Yeah, I was already.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
There for over a week. Uh huh. Guess who didn't
get any fucking BlackBerry ice cream at all? Whatsoever? This guy? Now,
I passed by it, and I just I'll see it
in the freezer section. I said, I shouldn't have had
to pay for you just get.
Speaker 4 (25:47):
Mad at Yes, did you enjoy it?
Speaker 2 (25:50):
I didn't any of it?
Speaker 1 (25:52):
No, because I'm just so tillamook is eight forty nine four?
Speaker 2 (25:59):
What size?
Speaker 4 (26:00):
I guess it's a half gallon. I guess, Okay, that's a.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Little pricey, but it ain't. It ain't too wafful bad. Yeah.
If it's like a forty nine for a fucking pint
or whatever it is, Yeah, you know that's ridiculous. I
better give me a fucking hand job at the end.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
I just found out. Speaking of ice cream, Rose Rock,
Oh that was my favorite good ice cream place.
Speaker 4 (26:22):
Yeah it's closed. Yeah, he wanted to go do other things.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
Yeah, speak sad closed? Gune. Isn't the waffle house? Yeah,
seventy first in Minga one of the most popular. Fucking closed?
What the hell?
Speaker 4 (26:39):
I've noticed a lot of them are actually closed?
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Really? Yeah? I don't know the ones by in Broken
Arrow was still around, yeah, and I don't know about
the one on Eleventh Street. But when I was leap,
I was coming to work the other day, I was like,
the lights are off and there's nobody in there. I
was like, what's the fucking waffle house closed? That I
noticed the roll away dumpster in front.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
Was like, I think they're remodeling, really, which sounds wild,
but putting lipstick on a pig. Yes, I was just
over there yesterday because I went to Harbor Freight and
they they had a dumpster out there, but they were
putting stuff in it and it said upgrading, remodeling some okay,
(27:17):
So yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Oh, I'll interested to see what this new and improved
waffle house now with less roaches.
Speaker 4 (27:25):
How long did you take them to clean up late?
Speaker 2 (27:27):
You're like, we'll get there, we'll get to demo.
Speaker 4 (27:29):
We got to get this.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Grease up off everything. So many memories in waffle house.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
I'll just believe you because the ones that I have,
people tell me I have good memories there.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Yeah. Right, I got up one day after well this
is one night one morning, I guess you could say.
We were all eating there and I got done eating
and there's the mop in the bucket. I just got
up started mopping the fucking floor just because it was there.
Speaker 4 (27:58):
That does not surprise me. You, that does not surprise me.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
You faheated the moment, your mind as well through that
main character energy all around.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Yeah, but listen, I've never been in a fight at
the waffle house. I've had plenty of laughs and I
did a little bit of work, but I've never.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Never been in a fight, which is ironically more work
than people that are at waffle house too.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Right, They just put it out there for looks.
Speaker 4 (28:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Uh So we're gonna be out Thursday out for our
Cleaton Cold Ones.
Speaker 4 (28:30):
If you'd like to come hang out with us.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Pj's out in South Tulsa.
Speaker 4 (28:34):
Technically I think that's jinx if I'm not mistaken.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
No, that's notice. It makes me. If anything, it'd be
big specause Thanks is like wait.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
West, And so we'll be out there from four until
six celebrating all things soccer and we hope you guys
come buy Thanks for our ference courchs Light and then
next week we're gonna be out twice. We're gonna be
out for a giveaway for uh, see them all.
Speaker 4 (28:59):
Out of Fast Hall. And then we're going to be
out for cleets and cold ones later that week too,
So which will be at that's when we'll be.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
In jinks at the Sweet Shots.
Speaker 4 (29:09):
Oh yeah, now with.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Slacker Sheet. Remember what it was out there.
Speaker 4 (29:15):
Yeah, I'm looking forward to that.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Yeah, bringing money gamble away all.
Speaker 4 (29:19):
Right, So there you go.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Thanks guys, have a good one.
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