The Morning Dump 07-07-26

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:13):
All right, So I learned a pretty funny way to
insult people from Boston. Okay, not that you need to
insult people from Boston, but they get really sensitive about it.
And that is tell them when they're like, I'm from Boston,
you go oh, like in Goodwill hunting.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
Okay, because that was placed.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
In supposed to write, but it is They're not from Boston.
Those are Cambridge guys. Matt Damon and Ben Affleck are
acting as people from Boston and they get people get
really worked up and like, they're not from Boston. They're
Cambridge people.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Boston people are serious about being Boston people.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Yes, by the way, it's like Owaso Tulsa. Right, oh wow,
probably closer actually deal not to them, Yeah, then it's
a massive deal to them. It's it's everything like ten
miles no, like literally I can be like.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
Wow, right wow. But I mean if I would assume
that the Cambridge people are a little hoity toitier.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Than people from Bass, I think it's just the it's where,
you know, educated, right type of thing. It's kind of
like being in Kansasity. People go oh like in Kansas like, no,
it's Kansity, Missouri.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Well see Now that's why you shouldn't have a city
named the same in two different states, I agree. And
right there next to each other, they literally.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Have a road. It's called State Line Road, and on
one half it's the Missouri side and the other half
it's Kansas.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
I know. Sup. Well that's like me being from Michigan City, Indiana,
and people think, what part of Michigan are you from? No,
I'm from Indiana. Just a town, Michigan City.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
And is it on the border of Michigan?

Speaker 4 (02:01):
Well, Lake Michigan.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Is it on the border of Michigan, Now, yeah, a
little bit.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
It's it's the most southern tip of Lake Michigan, and
it's the most northern part of the state of Indiana.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Okay, so it's probably named after the lake, not so
much the state.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
So yeah, it's within it's within two kilometers. Yeah, so yeah,
it's super close. Yeah, that's where you grew up in
Michigan City.

Speaker 4 (02:29):
Yeah. I graduated from Michigan City High School.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Near the Potawatamee Country Club.

Speaker 4 (02:35):
Yeap, my mom is a member.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
Really Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Do you ever go buy swing bellies? Yeah? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (02:43):
Used to eat burgers. They had really good burgers there.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:46):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
How often you go back.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
Used to be about once a year. I haven't been
back for two years now.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Okay, Yeah, if I looked up right now where I
grew up, Peter Falls, Iowa, and I'm doing it and
tried to name places. The Vibe Coffee Nope, don't know
that place. Mulligan's brick Oven, Nope, because I've been back

(03:14):
there since I was eighteen. I'm fifty. Wow.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Oh well, when my girlfriend and I went to Florida
last year, we stopped in my hometown in Alabama, and uh,
it's still the same shithole that it was then, right,
Just the name of the gas station changed, that's about it.
I was like, oh, it used to be a Texico.
I think now it's like a shell station. And he's
to go in there still cigarettes all the time. It
was great, fantastic. They had him right there on the

(03:37):
counter and somebody would distract while we just put them
right in our pockets and took.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Off Ours was the Woolworth in the mall, okay, because
they had the candy. Was like the candy section was
right by the door, right, so you could easily slide
right and they would never see they'd have to see you.
There was no cameras or security or anything.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
Right.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
We'd take big League Chew. We would take packs of
Bubble Yum. We would take bottles of clearly Canadian. Oh wow.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
I was growing up in California. My brother and I
would stop at seven eleven. We'd have to walk to school.
It was a couple of blocks, and every morning we
stopped at the seven eleven and we would lift them
from candy from them and my motherfucking brother would always
take gob stoppers, the loudest fucking candy you can steal.
And he's like, here, put these in your pocket. Here,
I am cut shunk, cut shrunk, cut chunk, trying to

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walk out all nice and slow and never worked out.
He's still quieter candy man.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
I'm trying to think if I my brother ever stole.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
Yeah, my brother's the reason why I stole.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
He taught you. He put me up to Okay, Yeah,
that's kind of long.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
When people hide the drugs in the baby carriage, right,
they're like, oh, they're never going to suspect the babies,
you know, carriage basically the same thing. Ah good, but
the little alarm, they'll never suspect him.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
My brother was always very sertive, so he would do
the We'd be somewhere and he grabbed and put it
like in my shirt and then run away and be like,
he's stealing. And I was like, because I didn't want
to get in trouble. Meanwhile, he probably was stealing, right
my brother. Yeah, I'm gonna go and tell the story

(05:20):
my brother stole. They used to do card shows in
the mall, and my brother allegedly, I think the statue
stole a Johnny Bench rookie card, really damn from a
card show. Wow, so this cat don't care. You think

(05:41):
he didn't steal gum?

Speaker 2 (05:43):
Right?

Speaker 1 (05:44):
How much?

Speaker 4 (05:45):
How much was the card at the time.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
I don't know. I think it's if it's more than
one hundred bucks. Now I would be surprised. Baseball cards
are twenty six bucks, okay, twenty okay. So one says one, seventy,
one says seventy four, one says three point fifty nine. Okay,

(06:08):
here's another one that says nine thousand. So it would
just depend on which version I guess he had. But yeah,
to me, collecting cards is one of those things like
you might you're buying lottery tickets. It's all you're doing
much because at the time something my brother in law
loves it. Man, they love it for for Christmas. I

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drew him for Christmas and I bought like six or
seven because now you buy him in packs.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
Right too.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
Yeah, and so to open and he was he thought
it was great.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
Say, but he shoul probably his pants, didn't it?

Speaker 1 (06:39):
Yeah, for him it was a good It's like scratching
one hundred lottery.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
Tickets right right right.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
But you're like, oh, I got a foil wrapped Expose
limited edition twice burnt, crimped cut right, foil matched tops. Yeah,
but it's not.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
Flear right, and then our kids will be growing up
doing the same shit with poke Mon cards.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
It's more than that.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
Now, dude used to collect Pokemon card.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
Dude, Shields has a whole section of just collect now
of all kinds. Uh love cards.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
Yes, I've been Shields in a long time.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
Go online like those show photos of like Target, people
in standing in line and Target in the morning before
they open because they have they're releasing some costco will
have I'm not joking security.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
Right for grown ass men going in there.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
People, it ain't just doors, yeah, no.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
They trying to get that next special one. Yeah, you know,
make that, make that big dollar whatever. I've seen those
videos on the TikTok and it's just like, really grown motherfuckers. Man.
These are supposed to be for kids, the Pokemon cards,
the baseball Yeah, supposed to be for kids. But you
all grow motherfuckers going in there and taking all of them,

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buying them all up, making kids angry.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
I don't even know if kids do it anymore. They
do it because their parents do it. Yeah, But where
I want to push back on is if you have
something that makes you happy and gives you hope in
a time of bullshit and chaos, then who am I
to tell you shouldn't do it?

Speaker 2 (08:08):
Right?

Speaker 1 (08:09):
I'm with you. It does feel like a kid thing.
Some people say the same thing about video games, right,
but if you have a thing that gives you an
outlet of escape. Mine just happens to be reading, then
so be it.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
Yeah, I ain't nothing wrong with it. Might make fun
of you a little bit a lot for it, but
you know it's okay, right, isn't it funny?

Speaker 1 (08:25):
How like? Yeah, you well, you would make fun of
someone for collecting cards, Pokemon cards, reading whatever, dork, but
someone drinking their mind away, right, They're like, no, that's fine, right,
that's manly.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
That's not healthy for you.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
No, right, no, it is a temporary escape.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
And maybe playing video games for six to eight ten
hours at a time it is probably not healthy either.
But again, if it makes you happy, right, it can
be that bad.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
I would argue video games is fine too, because it's
problem solving. It's memory mark the way I see it,
I'm not out doing meth right there at all? Okay,
drinking just right?

Speaker 2 (09:10):
Then?

Speaker 1 (09:11):
You do drink when you play?

Speaker 2 (09:12):
I don't, really, I don't. It's it fucks with me.
I can't. I can't play the game right.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
One of my favorite things to do is drink and read.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
Really oh yeah, oh yeah, okay, have a beer, Okay.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
Sit there and sit on a beer while I'm reading.
I go to the there's a brewer I go to
and do it cocktail.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
Yes, I was thinking you'd say a glass of wine.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
But I might drink a glass of wine while I'm reading,
but normally it's coffee.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
Okay, yeah, I just got to start reading first. That's
where I'm.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
At, i'd I would I This is always my argument.
People like I don't read and I would say, you
just haven't found the book that came.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
Oh yeah, absolutely right, you're absolutely right. Books are like
movies and you got to grab me by the balls
in the first five minutes or I'm out. Yeah, and
if if, if you can't grab me, then this is
a waste of time. Yeah, and books. Books are much
like movies that way.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
For me, You've got to be willing to go one
hundred pages wow, or fifty at least it seems like
a lot, because you've got to give it well, I
mean it takes time. Like think of the scene of
Game of Thrones when they throw that kid out the
window they start how that series starts, you start watching
your own Holy fuck falls, like, yeah, you're in. You're
in same thing that In a book, that wouldn't be

(10:24):
the first sentence, right, it would be twenty five pages maybe.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
Right, but it's a lot of build up to get there.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
Ah No, man. That's why I think I like getting
recommendations from people on books because they'll give you a
little tidbit and so you know what chaos is about
to happen. A book series I'm reading now, I hadn't
seen it a couple times, and people are like oh,
it's about apocalypse and you're like, okay, okay. And it
wasn't till I was in the bookstore and this old

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lady came up to me in the bookstores. I'm looking
for a book and she goes, this book series is
insane and she's like seventy maybe, and she's like, it's insane.
The meth lamas like she starts naming it, and I'm like, listen,
this old broad So, this Goodie two Shoes Freedom McFadden

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is going, this is the book. I was like, all right,
I'll give it a shot. I mean something then, And man,
I always when I go into library or a bookstore,
I'm always like, holy shit, the number of books in here,
and holy shit. People are like I.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
Made it right, my book got published, right, the authors
out there, yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
And you're just fucking walking by it, right. I think
about that in Home Depot too, when you walk through
home Depot and there's so many things like you know, corkscrew,
wizzy wig opener or whatever. These are all people who
had an idea and or invention or created something and
you're just walking by it like it's stupid as fuck.

(11:56):
Right time, I need my fucking pain who needs a tips. Yeah. Hey,
great example, Yeah, great example of Like that's someone who
created something and he just sits there and you just
fucking off right by it, like it ain't a fucking thing,
and someone's not in Lindsay's case, Mom's case, but it's
like their hopes and dreams and like the retirement and

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feeding families and bank, yes is banking on it.

Speaker 2 (12:20):
Yep. I had a group of friends in middle school.
The the aint was Ainsley and Ashley and Aubrey Mayfield.
That's their last name. Their dad invented the waaneie roller.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
I don't know what that is. That is a cage.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
On a broomstick that you put your waiters in and
you roll it over the campfire and it cooks a
package of hot dogs at one time.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
Huh.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
And this was This was like in the early nineties.
I don't even know if it's still a thing now,
but it was sold in local hardware stores around Newkirk
Pauca City area. And yeah, that was that was his
claim to fame. He invented the weenie roller.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
I'm looking to see what this because I'll when I
look up weenie roller, it just shows the thing you
see in a convenience store.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
Right exactly.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
No, that's not it.

Speaker 2 (13:09):
This is a fucking broomstick with a piece of chicken
wire that made a little round cage. You stuff your
hot dogs and chicken wire, roll it over the camp fire.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
People that invent stuff like that, oh my god. The
I think they are the absolute best because they get
so excited and passionate about it. And even though it
looks like a fucking chicken wire on a broomstick, like no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
No, you don't get it.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
You don't see the vision.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
People are going to be lining up to buy these things. Yeah,
I'm sure they sold good in the early nineties there,
but I don't know.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
Dude, I don't see it as a thing, not anymore.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
No, that was that was again, that was thirty some
years ago, So I doubt the weenie roller is still
a thing. But I just know in my neck of
the woods when I was growing up, that was. That was.
That was big for them for them.

Speaker 3 (13:59):
I see the wy roaster, Eh, it's uh yeah, fifty
bucks and it it will put a whole pack on there.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
You know what's interesting is you can buy a mini
hot dog roller bun steamer like in the for your house. Yeah, Like,
do you eat that many fucking hot dogs that you
gotta have when they're ready? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (14:24):
No, They're good for parties and barbecues and botmanz vas
and stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
Right, No, okay for a party. Couldn't you just rent
that rather than buy one? Bro? It's like the the
uh popcorn machine people get put in their house. Yeah,
it's more of a pan in the ass. Yeah. Sure,
you can buy one of those that's just hot dogs
for two hundred and seventy bucks. Who yeah, so you

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can have hot dogs fucking tink like rolling around. Remember
when they.

Speaker 3 (14:57):
Target's got one the Oscar Meyer hot dog roller and
bun warmer for eighty bucks.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
Yeah, that's what I'm looking at. That's what triggered the
conversation to seventy. Well no, yeah, so you got to
look at the top. There's one that looks like a
popcorn roller this guess also viewed. And you can get
that cooks up to six hot dogs, easily move it around,
thirteen inch spoke wheels and a convenient pool handle. God

(15:22):
don't I know it? Have a backyard barbecue? Oh bro, Hey,
come over to my house. We're gonna have a barbecue.
Oh yeah, and you show up and I wheel this
fucking contraption.

Speaker 3 (15:35):
Right, you may as well have a little circus in
your backyard at that point.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
Yeah right, where's the oponent?

Speaker 1 (15:41):
Yeah right, we're just sitting around and be ready about
ten minutes.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
The only thing that would top that is if you
had like the nacho cheese and chili machine.

Speaker 4 (15:52):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
I act would think that'd be better, right, I think
that would be a.

Speaker 2 (15:56):
Better That could be a fun party, convenience door party, right,
just rent.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
All those things.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
Yeah, idea. Yeah, turn on some music. You have a
little convenience store, get you some egg rolls and some
tikitas or something soft surf, right, exactly. Get your fountain drink.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
Sure, there are people that put those fountain drinks in
their house like that. You can buy the stuff and
have it installed like on the counters. Yeah, but you
gotta buy the syrup. The syrup's like one hundred and
fifty bucks a box.

Speaker 2 (16:27):
If you're like the Dougars or something like that. And
we've got so many kids, sure, right, but like for
a family of four, mm, it's.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
Just something like the what I saw. They just like
diet coke, or whatever.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
Okay, and so the I guess it does hit different.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
You gotta clean it, you know from you gotta clean it.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
Yeah, every day, that is true. And them kids ain't
going to clean it. Mom My clean it. It's dad's job.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
Or it breaks and you're out of co two, right.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
Fuck dad, you gotta replace lift that heavy box up.
You gotta punch the ship out box many times.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
Yeah, isn't how stupid that is? But beer sounds like great,
but it's beer. It's okay, use it only on the
weekends or not. Right, you show your friends. You don't
show up your fountain drinks to your friend. You're like,
look at a keagarad, You're not.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
Like what I got picked up from a convenience seven
eleven that was closing.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
The keys in it. Just turn it. It gets the
kids out of it when they don't fucking need it. Yeah, crony,
how we do that? We're like, it's like, you know
the Deviled egg story or nachos. Who's gonna eat seven tortillas?
But you get nachos, man, you definitely are eating some tortillas.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
So goddamn right. I will not eat a dozen hard
bowled eggs at one time, cut them in half, a
fill them.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
I'm for it right right. You probably could say you
wouldn't be able to do it right, but if you
put it in a hrder boiled or a deviled egg.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
Format, easy, yeah, easily.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
Leill love this. Lindsay yesterday said she could eat ten
hot dogs in a minute. I'm sorry, yeah, sorry, didn't
mean to undermind you.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
Congratulations it takes you good ten hot dogs in ten minutes?

Speaker 1 (18:18):
She said, no, she said, nobudy, Oh yeah, that's totally you.
You just no way, no way.

Speaker 2 (18:25):
Write down one right after another. I'll bet you're good.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
I bet you get to five and go holy fuck.

Speaker 2 (18:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (18:31):
I mean you're probably right. I probably would.

Speaker 3 (18:34):
I'm probably overest rating myself. But if the if the
Nathan hot dogs eating competition, he did sixty six or no, yeah,
sixty six of them in ten minutes, I mean, come on.

Speaker 2 (18:47):
Eating a whole package of hot dogs and one sitting
is he's not a problem.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
Say it like you're undermining the ability to do that,
Like he didn't do a fucking thing, Like I mean,
so you.

Speaker 3 (19:00):
I just feel like if sixty six of them can
be done, but thirty eight can be done by a
woman like you.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
To you, that sounds like they didn't do that much,
like that was easy.

Speaker 4 (19:11):
I'm not saying it's easy, but.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
You made it sound like anybody could fucking do it.

Speaker 3 (19:15):
Well, yeah, I think anyone can do at least ten
if they can do sixty six and thirty eight.

Speaker 2 (19:22):
But they're doing buns and Wayne, that's the things you're
doing just just straight wayner, Then that's not I can
eat a package. I will. I have. I do eat
an entire package of hot dogs by myself in one sitting.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
So you buy two packs of buns. Yeah, I'm a
one maybe two hot dog guy.

Speaker 2 (19:39):
If i'm if if I'm doing it with the buns,
you know, like a chili dog night or something, I
could probably I can, And I think four is my limit, right.
I put four on my plate, small them with chili,
cheese and onions, and that's but it's the bread that's
so filling.

Speaker 4 (19:54):
Exactly right.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
No, I just raw dog in it.

Speaker 2 (19:58):
Hook me up.

Speaker 1 (19:59):
I'm in no way, Lindsay could do ten hot dogs,
no bun.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
I think only one way to find out.

Speaker 1 (20:05):
I know I threatened her I was going to do
it today, but I ain't. Something else I wanted to
do well.

Speaker 2 (20:09):
When we come back from vacation, maybe we can see
if if any of us can gobble down ten.

Speaker 1 (20:15):
Lizzen, I'm not out here fucking making it sound like
thirty eight is a fucking magic trick. I think it's
fucking crazy.

Speaker 2 (20:22):
I'll challenge you.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
We got yeah, ten minute times then, so well, hold on,
she's went with ten because the woman did thirty eight. Okay,
so if she does, you've got to get hit a
bigger number.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
Okay, ten, double it, twenty twenty no buns, twenty waiters,
no buns, okay, and ten minute time.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
Okay, I think I think that could be done. I'll
buy the I'll buy the hot dogs. Okay, I'll buy
thirty fucking hot dogs. Are we cooking them?

Speaker 2 (20:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (20:47):
Oh yeah, I'm not eating raw hot dogs.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
What time they're cooked? They are already cooked?

Speaker 2 (20:53):
Yeah, And it's that way. It's easier that way, just
to slice open the package and fucking sound like nut
is warm.

Speaker 1 (21:02):
They're warm raw, They are cooked meat.

Speaker 3 (21:08):
Yeah, gross, tastes good, it's gonna taste good.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
Don't taste good anyway.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
But I consider myself the winner on this one because
she forfeits.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
I think Listen. You're only a winner if you do
it right. If you don't do it, you are speaking
out of your fucking ass.

Speaker 2 (21:26):
I'm in it. I'm in it. I seriously think ten minutes,
two packages of hot dogs, no problem.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
What's an acceptable way to reheat the Weimer microwa? Okay,
that's fine, but bring it out a fucking grill?

Speaker 3 (21:40):
No. But you know, look at these commercial hot dog warmers,
these rollers.

Speaker 4 (21:44):
I kind of want one.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
Of course you would, of course you would.

Speaker 1 (21:48):
You such a consumer, you know, it, aren't we all?
You know what I've seen online that I think totally
fits your wheelhouse. Have you seen the self cooking machine
where you just put the ingredients in this like it
it's pretty big, it's all at the size of the
console here, and you put the ingredients in like a tub,
B tub C tub and then it just you start

(22:09):
it and it makes the fucking meal.

Speaker 4 (22:11):
What the hell?

Speaker 1 (22:12):
Yeah? And it's not cheap. But there's these people online
that are making and the screen tells you go to
the menu choices and like, oh, I'm gonna make whatever
fucking chicken chili mac or whatever, and you put the
chicken in here, and the noodle's in here, and this
in here, and then the machine grabs it and dumps
it at the right time and stirs it. This lady

(22:34):
puts the stuff together and then she goes to softball
like oh wow, then comes home to a hot meal
and people are just ripping her apart that she's not
a fucking woman because lessie Wow.

Speaker 2 (22:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
It just and she's like, I love it, hate me. Yeah.
She just keeps showing videos at her making food. It's
so awesome.

Speaker 4 (22:54):
So it's like a glorified crock pot essentially.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
Except a crockpot you put everything in and hope works
out right.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
This is all separated.

Speaker 4 (23:02):
Yeah, okay, that's interesting.

Speaker 1 (23:05):
I'm trying to see what it's cooking. Fucking hilarious. I
typed cookie machine and it showed me an oven. It's
called a Pasha p O s h A and Dinner.
They sell it as it's a private robot chef that
cooks delicious homemade meals while you do something else.

Speaker 4 (23:25):
The Pasha cooking robot.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
Fifteen dollars for a limited time. Yeah, but it's all
you do is you don't do shit. You don't do shit.
It's twenty it's two about two feet wide.

Speaker 2 (23:39):
God, damn it's liked. Damn cappuccino machine.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
It does, but it has this, you fill the spices,
it does everything. Okay, it's pretty impressive. I don't want
something that big of my goddamn counter, but.

Speaker 4 (23:53):
I don't either.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
But you don't ever have to cook Yours.

Speaker 4 (23:57):
Is my command, it says, I.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
Like fifty putting it all together. I like mixing the ingredients.
I like taking the time and slaving over the hots.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
I right, there's a reward there for me. And as
the stirring mechanism, it has oil and water, so it
puts it in there when it needs it.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
Okay, Oh my goodness.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
It's impressive, right it is. It looks it looks cool.
I just am not paying that much for it. Now,
that is one thing you see.

Speaker 2 (24:29):
And you're like, yeah, damn, everything started off but loving expensive.
Think about this, like back in the day, how much
a flat screen TV used to cost R Right, you
have to take out a second mortgage in order to
get when that's decent, And now you can pick them
up for like two three hundred dollars. Big ass motherfucking
TVs too, totally.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
Yeah. So when I put one on my back patio,
they were like, you need to get an outdoor TV.
It's like, I'm not getting outdoor TV. They're like, well
it might get ruined. I'm like, okay, I've rather that
get ruined than spend two hundred dollars two thousand dollars
for an outdoor TV. The image isn't good. You can't
hear it because it's containing this fucking box thing, right,

(25:10):
and then it breaks. It already breaks.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
Yeah, yeah, just spend a couple hundred dollars to get
your busy. Oh, go on about your business, dude, Oh
in in right, Walmut Brand.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
Walmart brand. Well, it isn't a good picture. I don't
give a fuck. You're outside, I'm drunk anyway, right, Who
gives a shit if I can't see the lines? It's
not a true green movie. Get fucking bent. You go
to people's houses, some screens are always different. That's one
of my peeves about buying TV. As you go to

(25:39):
like a best Buy or whatever, you're like, look, how
vibrant is and then you get home and you're like,
what the fuck I've been swindled. Yeah, settings you realize
they have the fucking temperature turned all the way up.

Speaker 2 (25:49):
Oh yeah, yeah, so they get your attention, fucking get you.
It's all a goddamn scam, all right, Oh that's all
I got, Guys, got anything.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
I'm looking at this Pasha thing and and the recipes.
They don't really look great, the meals that are coming
out of this thing. I'm like, I could do better
for fifteen hundred bucks.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
But that's not the point.

Speaker 4 (26:12):
I know, it's not the point.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
The point is, so you can be lazy.

Speaker 4 (26:15):
Exactly well, I can stay busy without the guilt.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
You complain about being having to cook all the time.
I know, and this would be a solution to that.

Speaker 4 (26:24):
It is.

Speaker 3 (26:24):
It's it's the point of you can stay busy without
the guilt.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
I don't want to stay busy.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
I know, Relax already. I don't stay I don't know
what that means, staying busy without the guilt.

Speaker 3 (26:35):
I don't feel well because you're so busy you don't
have time to cook dinner, and you feel and you
feel bound about it.

Speaker 2 (26:40):
Like you sport, you got you fucking dance less, and
you're working too, got fucking hand jobs that you got
to give out right, fuck man, sorry, can't give you
a handy today. I gotta make dinner.

Speaker 4 (26:55):
Yeah, instead by yourself the hot dog.

Speaker 3 (26:57):
Roller indoor grill for only one hundred and twenty bucks,
and your kids can eat Glizzies whenever they want.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
That's what. There's no way that those buns stay right.
They dry out super fast. Oh yeah, I'm not a
big bun. Steamed bunon kind of man drilled bun steam.
I like that too.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
Grilled is the way to go. You have to toast
your buns on the grill.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
You want to get fucking crazy. You want to get
boogie gimpie next time you do brought buy special brought.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
Buns, the ones that are sliced on top.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
No that you have to buy them in the deli section.
They usually buy the deli meats. Really, oh my god,
so special. They're just not made with super cheap ingredients.
I guess I don't know, but they're so good. If
you buy brats at Cigy's, they have the best buns, okay,
and you warm them put them, Oh my gosh, that
wildly good.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
I'll take your word for it to them.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
You don't know if you know this Wiener buns. If
you have the wrong bun, yeah, it can ruin your Wiener.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
It will never be the same.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
All right, you guys have a great week.

Speaker 4 (28:00):
See yuah bye bye

Speaker 2 (28:07):
Mm hmm