The Morning Dump 07-21-26

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:15):
I have some crazy headlines to media, really crazy. So
this head of court over in England, she was killed.
She got hit in the head with a hammer twenty
one times, right on July eighth. That happened this year, right,

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twenty one times. So like just swing your hand twenty
one times, like that's a lot. That's a lot where
engines feels like ten? Yeah, now I had eleven more? Yeah,
you really getting your point across. There's not much of
a head left after that.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
No, and that's where she got hit. Was it in
the head? Okay? Yeah? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (00:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (00:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (00:59):
Did they got the guy?

Speaker 2 (01:01):
Oh uh?

Speaker 1 (01:04):
She was found by a gardener lying face down on
her kitchen floor. I bet she was. I bet you were.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
It was? She say, face down, face down? How would
they know?

Speaker 1 (01:15):
I think they're just making an assumption, right, teeth were
at the bottom of the pile.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
I don't know you smashed twenty one times?

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Woof, I don't I couldn't do anything like that. No,
you know what, that's not true. Anybody who's ever done
things like that, they weren't like I could do that someday, right.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
No, you just fucking do it.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
It's and all the rage, all the rage that you build,
building up all your life comes out in that one moment.
Perhaps I think it's more of the in the moment.
The thing is that feels like justice to you. Yeah,
you know most of the people that do really heinous
things to them, it feels like justice.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Wait, we don't think it's justice. It feels justice.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
You were wronged.

Speaker 4 (02:01):
That person was wronged in one way or the other,
and they feel like they're getting them back, and that's
that's how they felt like getting them back.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
A yeah, all right.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Here's the other one. This one's married teacher had sex
with boy after blindfolding him, trying to bed and tickle him.

Speaker 4 (02:21):
Okay, well, I mean it's just playful fun.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
So I have two daughters, and there's this thing that
I don't know why strangers, particularly grandpa's not their grandpas,
but people that could be thinking like they do that tickle,
they try to emulate that tickling. I'm like gigg because.

Speaker 4 (02:41):
It makes them laugh. And you know, making children laugh
is funny. Laughter is contagious, and you know it brings
a smile to they put your guard down, is what
it is. It puts your guard down. That's why they're
laughing and they're squirming and the next thing you know,
they squirmed right out other pants.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
No, I think they don't know. Do you think, oh,
they think they're just oblivious kids? Yes?

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Oh, I thought we was talking about the old people.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
But kids notoriously want to please adults, so they just
will obey, right, okay, right, I know some kids defy,
but typically overwhelmingly kids will just try to appease an
adult because we were.

Speaker 4 (03:23):
Always raised to respect your elders, do what they say,
you know, don't don't talk bad.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
I don't think it's that at No, No, I think
I think that is true that that happens. But I
think that psychologically you look to those people as your
leaders and the people showing you guidance. So therefore you're like, yeah,
I want to show you that I can do this,
or I want you happy, right, that type of thing.

Speaker 5 (03:45):
So give your uncle a hug, right, I'd.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
Never done that. I got in a conversation with my
somebody in my family and they they were like, well,
they don't want to hug me. I'm like, okay, right, well,
I'm I'm their so, and so they should give me.
I'm like not if they don't want to I'm not
raising them to obey. I'm raising them to be independent
thinkers and want to give you a hug.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
Right, Well, I don't think that's right.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
Well, let me get you a comment card because I
don't care. Here's a really fun thought question. If a
man was going to put his name out there and
his phone number saying he was available, what man would

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get the most hookups? Think of celebrity? Right? What famous
mail if they posted their phone number and said I'm
open for business.

Speaker 5 (04:44):
Are we talking single celebrities?

Speaker 2 (04:48):
If that makes you happy?

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Leonardo DiCaprio, okay, because you got to think globally. Yeah, right,
you don't want to go too young because you've got
to appeal to the older demos as.

Speaker 4 (05:03):
Well, right right, you're trying to get the most Numbers's
cast the whitest net.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
I don't know if Leonardo DiCaprio is the best choice, right, Ronaldo?
Christiano Ronaldo? Do you know who's named after who?

Speaker 2 (05:18):
Ronald Reagan? This dad was giant Ronald Reagan fan. Weird,
But what would who.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
Would that be? Who would that person be? I think
we can pick apart Leonardo DiCaprio. Is he checked the
boxes of world?

Speaker 2 (05:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (05:34):
Of course, but I've also he's also got this like
playboy type of attitude.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
A lot of people have to be like, I don't know,
you've been around the block a few times. Yeah, George
Clooney comes to mind.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
Okay, he might be too old for the twenty somethings. Okay,
well then here's one for he is gonna blow your mind.
John Stamos. Oh yeah, fucking John Stamos oldest shit right,
gets the older demographic. But still yeah, still right him
so much right.

Speaker 4 (06:04):
So, I mean he's still got the good hair, he's
got the good skin. You know, you look at him, you're.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
Like shit, all right. I mean if I was twenty five,
I fuck him.

Speaker 5 (06:12):
I heard the best John Stamos story when I went
back home to Indiana, so a.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
Front of what is how does that have the.

Speaker 5 (06:19):
Connection because he just mentioned him no, no, no, no to Indiana.
Oh well, because when I went back home, a friend
of mine from Indiana got married and in in Disney world,
I know, he got married to Epcot Center, and John
Stamos has a big Disney connection, Like he's he's played

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drums at Center and stuff, and like whenever something new opens,
he's usually there. I guess and a big group of
friends were at their wedding at Epcot and they made
this whole giant like group text and they were like, hope,
maybe we'll run into John Stamos and he can play
a tune for you at your wedding. And they made

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like different AI pictures, and every group picture that they
would make, they would post a picture of John SteamOS
in it, like funny pictures, you know, And all of
a sudden they get off of the bus and there's
fucking John SteamOS, Like holy shit, John Semos is here.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
And they ran up to him.

Speaker 5 (07:30):
They're like, oh my god, you're actually here. And they
showed him in the group text and all the pictures
that they posted, and so what he did He made
a video for them and like you guys, manifested me
here I am and he like congratulated the bride and
groom and made them a personalized, like cameo video for them.
It was the coolest thing.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
He is still a good looking man.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
Yeah, you know what his connection is. He's a Disney adult,
Like he loves Disney. He's a giant collector of Disney stuff,
Like he's that person we make funnel. Yeah, that's his connection.
So they call there was like, hey, John's available, right,
he ain't doing anything.

Speaker 5 (08:10):
Right because it was a new roller coaster that had
opened at that time. For the opening.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
He's a Disney nerd or mousehead or whatever. I mean,
good for him, who cares. He's got looks to just
do whatever. I don't hate the John Samos. I don't
know if he has enough like European Asian appeal.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
Maybe I don't know, maybe not notoriety.

Speaker 4 (08:33):
They may not know him over there, but I mean
I think if you're like, yeah, if you just show
him a picture, they're like, hey, you want to fuck
this guy, and they'd be like yeah, but.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
You know it's more of they just post it. And
then I think he's too young. I think he's too young.
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (08:49):
I mean, my mom's seventy one and she would fuck him.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
Yeah, but I'd like to present evidence. But I don't hate.
Those are all great picks. Like for example, you can't
pick Patrick Mahomes. He's too regional. He's too American right right,
he doesn't have enough international appeal. And you could maybe

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pick uh. I don't know Mick Jagger. I know I'm
trying to do a thought experiment. I think he's too
old Pierce Brosnan.

Speaker 3 (09:27):
No, No, he doesn't look quite the same as No,
you need to look him up. Okay, you said that
because you garnered the days he was on double O seven.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
Yeah, I mean he's great out, but he's still that's
like saying Richard gear Right. If you said.

Speaker 5 (09:48):
Richard, I'd still fuck Pierce Brosenan Jesus, how old is he?
Seventy three? Holy shit, seventy three? I still do.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
I don't know if I fucking seventy three? I shouldn't
say that, right, fifty one, that's not that far away. No,
I know my wife's the oldest person I've ever had
sex with.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
Oh same for her.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
By the way, I'm gonna ask her, Amy, the oldest
person you've ever had sex with? You had sex with
another fifty year olds?

Speaker 2 (10:19):
Right? Well, there's this one time in college.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
Ah fuck yeah, careful what you asked for? Uh, I'm
trying to think of other mass appeal male.

Speaker 4 (10:35):
Yeh No, Like, yeah, I don't even really know who
that is. But that doesn't mean it well, it doesn't
an appeal.

Speaker 5 (10:44):
He's yeah, he's appealing. Idriss Elba.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
I don't think so, because still people are racist.

Speaker 5 (10:53):
Oh that's a good point.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
They just are.

Speaker 5 (10:56):
I mean, yeah, but he was the people's sexiest man alive.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
I don't mean anything.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
No Wiley's ugly as fuck man.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
Noted Gimpie wouldn't fuck him.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
No, Like some of these younger pictures, you're like, all right,
but like current, you're like, oh god.

Speaker 5 (11:12):
What if they give you a million dollars.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
I mean, there's not much I wouldn't do for a
million dollars.

Speaker 4 (11:17):
But I mean, come on, we're just talking about sex
appeal and he does not have it.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
Okay, okay, And I have question whether Noel Wiley has
enough international appeal.

Speaker 5 (11:29):
Yeah, I agree with you.

Speaker 4 (11:30):
I think that's where the problem is when it comes
to that sort of thing. It's the international part.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
Oh, this is a good one, Pedro Pascal.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
I know he would have sex with me.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
I depends on what month it was.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
I don't think.

Speaker 5 (11:49):
I don't think that people would because he I think
women find him a little narcissistic. Really yeah, I think
that they don't like his personality. Okay, you don't, No,
I actually I actually like him.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
I've never heard that because I've always heard he's a
super nice guy.

Speaker 5 (12:08):
Oh. I maybe maybe I'm wrong, but I have I
have heard others so, and I've also heard that he
is both that he's bisexual. I don't think women straight
women are attracted to bisexual men.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
What women do you think are attracted to bisexual men?
Not lesbians?

Speaker 2 (12:30):
Right?

Speaker 5 (12:30):
I know? But I want they want straight women want
straight men. They don't want a man also to a man.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
No, that's not how it works. You.

Speaker 4 (12:42):
Yeah, I think guys will take a bisexual woman any day.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
I think the argument you're making is that there aren't
enough bisexual women. There are, no, there are not A
straight woman would for sure get with a bisexual man,
because they don't go give me your rundown. They just go, oh,
you're interested me, we have chemistry. Let's and then you
find out they're bisexual or you already know them as
being bisexual. They don't have them fill out a resume,

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you know what I mean. They don't wear a sign
this says not bisexual. I'm on, I'm on the home
man away team.

Speaker 5 (13:15):
Oh, football players not big.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
Enough unless you're thinking soccer, right, Even though the super
Bowl is big and the NFL is big, it is
not globally appealing like soccer, like Rinaldo is a great one. Yeah,
David Beckham is a great one. Even though I think
he looks old.

Speaker 5 (13:33):
He's still hot. But Travis Kelcey you could put on
there because but Taylor Swift has made him even more popular.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
For sure, but not as popular as her, not even
in the same zip code, you know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (13:51):
Yeah, but he's got his podcast too, again not globally.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
He's craft beer, not all those things. Think of it
like this. This is a great example I heard on
this topic, and that is in Asia you can buy
period panties in a vending machine. That just doesn't transcend
to American culture. So those the podcasting stuff doesn't transcend
the other way. Not always, not on everything. Michael B.

Speaker 5 (14:18):
Jordan Maybe, yeah, Chris Hemsworth said people are still.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
Yeah, Chris Hemsworth possibly, he's a b dude.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
What about Elon You want international recognition?

Speaker 4 (14:30):
No, you don't think so, not even for the money.

Speaker 5 (14:34):
I mean, if you thought that you were going to
get them.

Speaker 2 (14:37):
Where my head's at. But you're just trying to get dates.

Speaker 5 (14:40):
But if you're getting, if you're only getting, you know, fucked,
You're not getting any money.

Speaker 4 (14:47):
You're getting at least goodie bags after you're done here.
Thanks for swinging by. Here's a Rolex and Ferrari.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
I'm gonna make a not shocking statement. Chris Hemsworth's wife
is a smoke show.

Speaker 5 (15:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
She's very naturally beautiful.

Speaker 5 (15:04):
Exactly, that's exactly.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
She's famous.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
Yeah, I mean yeah, she's got six million followers on Instagram.
I'd say she's partially famous.

Speaker 5 (15:12):
Well, but that's I mean, she's not an actress.

Speaker 4 (15:14):
Yes she is, yes, elsa, Yeah, what was she in?

Speaker 1 (15:20):
I think she's a Latin actress. Goodness gracious.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
Yeah, she's a Spanish model and actress.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
And with blue eyes for.

Speaker 2 (15:30):
Fifty years old. By golly, are you.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
Looking at her? Are you looking at her Instagram?

Speaker 2 (15:36):
No?

Speaker 1 (15:36):
Not yet, but I'm about to go go and scroll
down to you see her in like a like I
don't know what this thing is, but it's like a
lacey silver thing.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
She looks.

Speaker 1 (15:51):
She's ridiculously hot. Oh hey, for fifty, you're right, gimpie, Yeah, I.

Speaker 4 (15:58):
Can stretch and kick ah fifty Yeah. Good for her,
good for him, good for them.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
He's so I want to I want to bromance with him.
He is so freaking cool.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
He seems like a good guy, you know, sit down
and chill and hang out with.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
He has this thing on that GEO where he does
all these crazy things, and he did one where he
found out, uh, they did a test and found out
he had some like diseased thing you had to get
taken care of. And they would have never happened if
he wouldn't have done these shows for National Geographic. Yeah,
I mean just the way he communicated, You're like, you're
a good dude.

Speaker 5 (16:33):
Had he found out that he had the marker for Alzheimer,
That's what it was.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
He's only forty two. That's why she got with. She's like,
I got a younger guy, and he's like, I fucking
got a hotie.

Speaker 5 (16:43):
Her birthday was just like three days ago.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
Oh good, well, happy birthday there. Uh who was Tom
Brady's what's Giselle? She's hotter than Josell and I think
Justselle's beautiful, But this girl looks like a million bucks.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
I don't know if Giselle still looks the same as
she used to.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
What do you what do you mean? Because she's she's
aged a little bit, she's younger than this woman's forty six. Yeah,
her birthday was yesterday, but she's still I think, listen,
we're splitting hairs. She's a ten.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
Any of these women are tens. Not that I didn't
expect Tensworth to have a beautiful partner, right, but I
don't know. You look at her and you're like, you
don't look like every other ten. Now, you don't look
like Kate Upton ten.

Speaker 4 (17:32):
You're Robbie t Yeah you realized she was only forty six.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
I thought she was a lot older than that. We're
the same age.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
M huh yeah right.

Speaker 2 (17:47):
No, shut out.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
Well, age wasn't the problem. I don't know if you're aware.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
I don't think age was the thing that was holding
you back.

Speaker 2 (17:55):
Age is z.

Speaker 4 (17:56):
If you ever want to slum it up, slum it up?
Oh me, you know what I could use?

Speaker 2 (18:02):
I can use some fat turd from Tolza olah.

Speaker 5 (18:06):
Oh god, how about Robert Downey Jr.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
Okay, I think that's a good argument. I don't have
any argument against that.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
Yeah. I think the Marvel movies did him some good,
you know, doing good.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
He just had another one coming out.

Speaker 4 (18:20):
So far as like international recognition is what I what
I meant by that.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
Yeah, you're probably not wrong. I mean he does not
look like we just had this conversation about somebody else
and he was sixty. This guy's sixty one and he
looks every year of it.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (18:37):
What about musicians Lenny Kravitz, I don't know. Yeah, I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (18:43):
Oh yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (18:44):
People are still racist.

Speaker 1 (18:46):
Yeah, and then he's culturally people are racist. Yeah, that's
not I don't need an email. That's not. I'm not
judging you all. I'm just saying that, like, that's the reality.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
Of the world way some people aren't.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
You go to Hawaii. They don't like main lenders call
you howlies. That that just his life, Like Chris Martin,
Chris Martin, I think you got to put him in
the same argument as Rinaldo or Brad Pitt.

Speaker 5 (19:21):
Oh yeah, Brad Pitt.

Speaker 4 (19:24):
Yeah, we never did mention that guy. I mean, he's
still pretty hot for being old.

Speaker 2 (19:31):
Not Brad Paisley. Nobody cares about him.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
I wanted to see the the list of sexiest people alive. Uh,
Matt Damon, Bradley Cooper, Okay, Harrison Ford.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
Oh that he just caught up to him.

Speaker 5 (19:54):
He so his birthday was recently too. What is it
with me and birthdays? But somebody had mentioned, like, hey you,
A reporter had said to him, you still are sexy
as hell and your body looks amazing. And it took

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him off guard, and he said, I can't help it.
I was blessed with good genes. I guess like he
didn't know really what to say.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
What do you say?

Speaker 5 (20:25):
Right?

Speaker 2 (20:25):
Thanks?

Speaker 5 (20:27):
Because he's eighty or something something like that, eighty one?

Speaker 1 (20:31):
Maybe even what about Tom Cruise?

Speaker 5 (20:35):
No, yeah, fucker's too little.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
It doesn't matter. You want international recognition.

Speaker 5 (20:40):
It's weird.

Speaker 2 (20:41):
Yeah, he may be weird.

Speaker 1 (20:42):
All these people are weird.

Speaker 5 (20:43):
You know, but he is super duper weird with his
scientology aull shit.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
Yeah, we're not talking about a relationship, No, yeah, I'm
talking about a hookup.

Speaker 2 (20:51):
Uh huh. And with international recognition and looks he might
be a stop of the list. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:59):
I think that's a I think that's a good one
to listen on the cruise.

Speaker 4 (21:02):
John Stamos right there, neck and neck the Rock, The
Rock could do it. He's got international recognition and he's beavy.

Speaker 5 (21:12):
Paul Rudd, Yeah, I don't think he's.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
Not on the same level looks wise as any of
the other ones.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
Chris Pratt, He's so douchey.

Speaker 2 (21:24):
Yeah, he's so douchey.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
You do read what he did to his his wife?

Speaker 5 (21:29):
What wife? Which one?

Speaker 1 (21:30):
Anna faris? Do you treated her like shit? Like she
was going through some stuff? And he was like, bye, yeah,
that's the story. Calm down, Chris Pratt fans.

Speaker 5 (21:42):
What about oh the baseball player ex baseball player retired.

Speaker 1 (21:48):
Pete Rose, No Nolan, Ryan, Rol, Hirscheiser.

Speaker 5 (21:52):
Rodriguez, he he dated Jennifer Lopez.

Speaker 2 (22:01):
Oh that uh fucking gave her herpes? What Ayrod?

Speaker 1 (22:08):
Yeah, he gave her herpes.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
I read that somewhere.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
Derek Jeter, Derek.

Speaker 5 (22:15):
Jeter, Alex Rodriguez, who.

Speaker 1 (22:20):
Gave Jennifer Lopez herpes? There's no credible evidence that Jennifer Lopez.
This says Jennifer Lopez gave herpes to somebody.

Speaker 2 (22:36):
Okay, I knew that story.

Speaker 4 (22:38):
I heard it somewhere and it was the baseball player
as well. I can't remember a Rod or fucking Jeter,
whichever one. They're all all of them are full of sand.

Speaker 5 (22:47):
Have herpees justin Timberlake?

Speaker 1 (22:49):
Mm hmm, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (22:53):
I know, I know, I know. I don't know either.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
I don't know. It's a hard quant thing to quantify.
But I think there's something completely different about Jenner justin
Timberlake and Ronaldo and Brad Pitton and Clooney and Beckham.

Speaker 2 (23:08):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
It feels like a different tier And I get you
got it. You gotta be in that upper tier sit.
Can you imagine being like just somebody who's super accomplished,
super attractive, has money, and.

Speaker 4 (23:22):
You're like, eh, you're not good.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
Doesn't fucking matter.

Speaker 4 (23:29):
The guy that brought sexy back just couldn't make it
not sexy back exactly.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
Yeah, he's sexy. Is weird? How you you send a
note and now the air is working again?

Speaker 2 (23:42):
Amazing? How that works out? The power of the gamp?

Speaker 1 (23:44):
Does Jennifer Lopez shave for pubic here? It's an interesting
auto phil.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
I wonder how many people question.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
That enough for to auto phil and how are they
going to know?

Speaker 2 (23:57):
How are they gonna know? It, says.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
She's openly stated that she prefers to shave rather than wax,
specifically sharing that she shaves her pubic area herself. Oh
the boy's waxing because she doesn't like having other people
doing it and only waxes her eyebrows. She detailed her
grooming routine in an interview with a Lure magazine, where
she explained that she shaves frequently to maintain a smooth

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look for her busy schedule and shoots some performances.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
You could read more about it.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
Nope, don't need to chase and momoa.

Speaker 2 (24:29):
No, you don't think so.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
No.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
Maybe back in the day, back in the day, back
in the the uh Game of Thrones days when he
was like ripped, like you watched.

Speaker 4 (24:42):
I was watching him last night in that movie with
Batista right the Wrecking Crew, and he probably he gains
some weight.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
Yeah, I think you you're him? You go ah fuck,
I did it alright, It's fine exactly, Kanna reeves.

Speaker 2 (24:59):
Is he sexy? He can be. I don't think he's
patchy beard.

Speaker 1 (25:03):
I don't think he's ever been People Magazine Sexiest Man Alive.

Speaker 5 (25:06):
No. Matthew McConaughey, no.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
Ever since he did Dallas Buyer's Club. There's something weird
about him. And then he never got it back, never
recovered talking about him being in the stall at a rodeo.
Thought he was with a woman.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
That was not it was Jared Leto.

Speaker 1 (25:28):
No, it wasn't Jared Leto. Jared Leto didn't play the
trainny in Dallas Bars club, Yes, but not his partner.
They they met later on when came around. Yeah, he
Jared helped get clients, gotcha, gotcha. No, he thought he was.
He was having sex with the girl. He was so
drunk and whatever in the stall at the rodeo and
then some guy decided to have his way with him

(25:48):
and he was like, you know, went in Rome.

Speaker 2 (25:52):
Nothing.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
By the way, I am swatting, like jumping up on me.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
For real, whatever, fucking me in the ass one place?

Speaker 1 (26:02):
Yeah, in a minute, work I have to do.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
Keep all thrusting.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
Jennifer Lopez has a new photo spread too, does she? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (26:17):
I think she's like, what like something, do you one
or something anything like that.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
Yeah, good for you, Jennifer Lopez.

Speaker 4 (26:28):
Real she's a mutant. That's Jennifer Lawrence. That's the wrong
Jennifer l.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
God, that's a different research review.

Speaker 2 (26:35):
Yeah, good for her.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
Uh, all right, you guys are awesome, thanks for putting
up with us, and good news. It's cool down too.
So we made you will We made it work. Thank
you for pulling the strings on that you guys have
a fantastic week.