The Morning Dump 08-04-26

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:07):
That's him just excited about a train.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
I guarantee that's how he sounds when he has an
orgasm too.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
No way, yeah, no, I don't think he gets that excited.
I don't think he's that excited. There's another one.

Speaker 4 (00:40):
He has Norfolk and Western six eleven as a locomotive.
I've only ever dreamt of saying.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
Anybody have a train you've dreamt of seeing through one
of you?

Speaker 5 (00:52):
Nope, okay, you neither.

Speaker 4 (00:54):
Well, today we're about to witness one of America's sleekest,
most beautiful locomotives.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
Can you name any of the other sleekist amtrack? I
can't name a one.

Speaker 4 (01:09):
No, there's nearly forty degrees. But that whistle is giving
me chills.

Speaker 5 (01:16):
I mean that is a good look of train.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
Though it is, it's a pretty good train.

Speaker 5 (01:20):
Oh fuck, yeah, that's a I can see like it's
boter for he guns.

Speaker 4 (01:36):
Holy ship Wilson.

Speaker 6 (01:48):
Yes, it's a massive machine.

Speaker 5 (02:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
They when think it's writing suits, it's writing suits. Everyone
that's gone.

Speaker 5 (02:12):
You think he's like a fucking Bukagi party or something.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
Man, I don't even know if that's the party. But
he at one point he put yes, I maybe a
football game.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Yeah, a touchdown.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
Yeah, maybe maybe.

Speaker 5 (02:28):
Yeah. I get excited when I make good shots at golf,
be it, you know, either on the course of this
golf or on the video game actively participating.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
Yes, so I feel like that might be a little
bit different.

Speaker 5 (02:37):
Well, I woke my girlfriend up one day because I
got a hole in one on PG A two K,
and I was like, oh, my bad on the video game. Yeah,
because I was like, fuck, that's amazing.

Speaker 7 (02:45):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
She was in like another room or lane was asleep.

Speaker 5 (02:48):
Yeah, it was like you know what I thought?

Speaker 3 (02:50):
You called her up and I was like, babe, babe, no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 5 (02:53):
It was like two o'clock in the morning. And I
got excited and she's like she goes running out of everything,
all right, And I'm like, yeah, I just got to
hold them on. My bad. I didn't mean to. Didn't
mean to wake you up. Francis is this guy's name?
Well that checks.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
Yeah, good for him.

Speaker 5 (03:11):
Yeah we should have something they get excited like that.
Oh sure.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
He probably grew up playing with trains and you know,
didn't have them where he was from.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
He has three point four million followers, Yeah, and he
only follows two and one of them is Amy, who
he references in every Yeah. I have not looked at any.

Speaker 5 (03:35):
Of the other videos.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
But the videos that you just want that I just
played for you combine twenty seven million views.

Speaker 5 (03:43):
Okay, wow, of those two, and he's got others.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
With millions and three million and all that. I'm gonna
have to go through this cat's thing. See what he's
into trains? Trains mostly.

Speaker 5 (04:00):
You think that's like his porn search as well, right,
not like actual trains.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
But he's like, I admire people with this simplistic of life, sure,
because I overcomplicate fucking everything, right.

Speaker 5 (04:14):
And he's just happy to see a big ass train.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
A wheel slip on a train that serves no function
in society anymore, just as a tourist thing.

Speaker 5 (04:25):
Yeah, how that big boy comes through toss every now
again it's been I want to say, at least ten
years last time it's come around. Uh yeah, I'm looking
it up right now. Okay, make sure you spell boy
with a y. You know what I'm saying, boy boy?

Speaker 3 (04:46):
Uh, it doesn't show this is the twenty twenty six.
It looks like it's up north mostly it is.

Speaker 5 (04:53):
It is, right now. I looked at that map and
it's coming through Kansas City, Kansas at some point in
time or already has. I think it's like fucking Montana
or some shit like that right now. But I want
to say this, Big Boy came to Tulsa.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
Track, big Boy number four zero one four. He's I
can track it in real time. Yeah, it's in Cheyenne. Okay,
that's good, I guess.

Speaker 5 (05:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
I don't.

Speaker 5 (05:22):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
I don't participate in that enough the train stuff. As
a kid, I loved trains, right loved them. And my
form one of my birthdays one year, we got to
take a train from Independence, Missouri to Kansas City, Missouri.
H Yeah, which is a fifteen minute car ride.

Speaker 5 (05:40):
Okay, and you took the train.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
Yeah, I don't remember getting on it. I don't remember
getting off the train. I don't remember any of it.
I've only been on abandoned trains, never on a live
moving train, like sitting still.

Speaker 5 (05:53):
Yeah. Yeah, they're just out there in the middle of
the yard. Big Boy has never actually been die rightly
in Tulsa, but it has made stops passing through Claremore,
Wagner and Muskogee. October twenty four was the last time
I did that before that it was August to twenty
one before that November of twenty nineteen, so that some

(06:15):
bitch comes rolling through here, you just got to travel
a little ways to.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
It weighs one point two million poundsh.

Speaker 5 (06:21):
So does my ex You know, she's a nice.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
Layer one hundred and thirty three feet long.

Speaker 5 (06:27):
Yeah, that's a big bitch for sure.

Speaker 3 (06:30):
I want to know the like the list of all
these like so the like the biggest trains ever. The
two six sixty six is a higher horsepower than Big
Boy and weighs seven hundred and seventy eight thousand pounds
just for the engine uh Duluth, miss Abby and Iron

(06:51):
range to eight eight four they are one point two
million pounds. Okay, would it be funny if like suddenly
I get into this, like that's.

Speaker 5 (07:01):
Your fucking thing, Like you some people reaching age. They
say you reach an age and you either start smoking
meats or get into World War two history. Yeah, and
you just fucking get into trains.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
The locomotives, right, locomotives, yea, no, nah, If you're going
to get into trains, you're getting into all things trains,
right right, Drop some Jupiter right right whatever. By the way,
that band train has come up in conversation like twice.

(07:34):
Just that's the second time in the last four days.
And I don't even know why.

Speaker 5 (07:38):
There's no reading people.

Speaker 3 (07:40):
They're fine, they're a fine band. I don't know if
there's anything worth good or bad about them, but why
they are coming up in conversation, I have no idea.

Speaker 5 (07:49):
Well, because you need to go see them in concert.

Speaker 3 (07:53):
No, I've seen them. I don't need to. I lived
in San Francisco when they were on their way up.
I don't need to. I don't need to see them.
But they are on their big tour.

Speaker 5 (08:03):
I was just gonna see if they were.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
They are.

Speaker 3 (08:06):
They're on their big tour. I think they were just here.

Speaker 5 (08:08):
If I'm not mistaken, save me San Francisco is there, okay?
Because I was like, what the fuck?

Speaker 3 (08:13):
Okay, they're playing with bare naked ladies. One link they
look at I thought, oh no.

Speaker 5 (08:19):
That's smash Mouth. Here's the guy that died. I thought
I thought it was a bare naked lady.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
Gues many train songs can you even name?

Speaker 5 (08:27):
Come on Ride the Train, which I.

Speaker 3 (08:28):
Don't know, so it drops of Jupiter is the easiest one.
Marry Me, does it? Marry me, and then there's another one.
Oh shit, I don't know, man.

Speaker 5 (08:49):
They're gonna be playing at the Timley Park, Illinois on
my birthday. Oh yeah, okay, yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
It's Meet Virginia, Meet virgin Yeah for sure, Yeah, there's
They have a lot of hits. Yeah, they had a
lot of hits. I always thought them in Matchbox twenty
should have a baby. Yeah, you're right, Okay, they're both
kind of the same. What happened to Matchbox twenty? Are
they still a band?

Speaker 1 (09:15):
Babe?

Speaker 5 (09:17):
Well? He think so?

Speaker 4 (09:18):
Was there?

Speaker 5 (09:18):
Rob Thomas?

Speaker 3 (09:19):
Right, they're going to be in Durant. Nope, they're going
to be in Durant on August fifteenth.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
Yeah, but didn't he get sick or his wife got sick?
So he went on hiatus for a while, Rob Thomas did,
It was either him or his wife.

Speaker 3 (09:31):
Looks like he took a break from two thousand and
five to two thousand and seven. Yeah, well it's not.
He's got back with him, right, sure.

Speaker 5 (09:41):
Ain't got nothing else going on. Carlos Santana's like, bro,
we're good.

Speaker 3 (09:45):
Yeah, I gave you your thing, dude. I feel like
there was a while. Everything he touched was a massive hit.
Rob Thomas. Yeah, sure, I like Matchbox. I think they
are right, They're fine.

Speaker 5 (09:56):
I'm not going to rush out to buy the new
the north S album.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
That's Oh is that the new one?

Speaker 5 (10:02):
Yeah? Let's see.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
Yeah, he's still a thing. He has a son. Good
for him. How old do you think he is, Ron Thomas?

Speaker 2 (10:15):
Yeah, oh, he's probably fIF.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
Sixty one, fifty four Okay, fifty four. Wasn't he didn't
he have Like, wasn't it one of his things? Like
he had a drug problem?

Speaker 5 (10:29):
Maybe? I don't know. I mean who didn't have what?
Rockstar didn't have a drug?

Speaker 7 (10:33):
No.

Speaker 3 (10:34):
I feel like there was a thing where he like
was doing crack or something.

Speaker 5 (10:40):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (10:44):
I feel like that was a thing. Heavy personal drugs, alcohol,
including marijuana, cocaine, and LSD. Starting his twenties, he's spoken
overly about overcoming those struggles and meeting his wife.

Speaker 5 (10:55):
In the late nineties, Okay, he.

Speaker 3 (10:58):
Experimented using pot, cigaretteslcohol, and psychedelics.

Speaker 7 (11:02):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (11:02):
He suffered a severe dry ice handburn, requiring intensive medical
attention during a bad acid trip. Oh the so cool
marijuana gas on of a Bitch. He describes his heavy
use of cocaine, marijuana, and excessive drinking, Jack Daniels and tequila.
During the early rise of Matchbox twenty, he acknowledged being overweight, unkept,

(11:26):
and caught in a cycle of heavy partying and self
neglect before achieving major mainstream success.

Speaker 5 (11:32):
Yeah. Good, now he's got a shit together and they're
on the casino tour.

Speaker 3 (11:36):
He credits his wife. Listen, that casino tour is faa.
It's fine. People are like, oh, they're doing the casino
a circuit like it's a downplay. It's fine.

Speaker 5 (11:46):
I'll take your casino money.

Speaker 3 (11:47):
Yes, consistent gigs. You don't have to worry about gate sales.

Speaker 5 (11:53):
Right you know? Right now is they worry about the
blue what is it the blue dot problem or whatever?

Speaker 3 (11:59):
Yes, you don't care about how Yeah, it is a
good get to get caught in that. Yeah, I wish
you could have a consistent gig like that where you
don't have to worry about anything.

Speaker 5 (12:13):
No, man, because stadiums there, you got a lot to
worry about their state fairs. I don't know, you've got
a lot to worry about if you're on state fair.

Speaker 3 (12:23):
Fair circuit's fine, not paying near as much as the
casino circuit. Well, I mean the idea is that it's
a fast nickel rather than a slow dime.

Speaker 5 (12:33):
Gotcha.

Speaker 3 (12:34):
So you may not make very much per stop, but
you're doing many stops. So you're going to work all
summer long, every week starting in June through the end
of October, and you're gonna make a ton of money.
And in some instances you can play two state fairs
a week. But that's that's a good gig.

Speaker 5 (12:55):
I was just wondering if Tolsa State Fair has released
their lineup. I would think so, wouldn't they. You would think,
as we as we are so close to it being Yeah,
because that's just right around the corner. Man. Yeah, Pepsi
Fall Concerts Series on the Oklahoma Stage. Sure, that's what
I want. I just want to know who's fucking playing. Guys,

(13:18):
probably get there before I do, stupid WiFi.

Speaker 3 (13:22):
Let's see, because the Oklahoma State Fairs always the week
before September seventeenth.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
October one through the eleventh.

Speaker 3 (13:30):
This year shows I'm looking at Oklahoma City. Oh here
we go, yoho ho, the Hypnosis Show, Jurassic Bark Alive.
I don't think this is what we want.

Speaker 5 (13:43):
No, We've got a guy by Drake White is his
name here, forty nine, Winchester, Okay, I'm down for that.
Blake Whitton, Whiton, Jay Seawan, Ben Fuller, as that name sounds,
I don't know, cold Ford.

Speaker 3 (14:03):
Okay, Oklahoma City, Aaron Watson with Alex Miller, Sebastian Bach
of Great White, Wade Bowen, cam Allen, William Clark Green Oh,
a Taylor Swift cover artist, The Jim Blossoms. Ben Fuller
is a Christian artist. If I'm not miss staking, the.

Speaker 5 (14:21):
Jin Blossoms are playing October eighth.

Speaker 3 (14:24):
Yeah, Ben Fuller is massive.

Speaker 7 (14:26):
Let the fuck out of here. The fucking fair. Tulsa
State Fair has got walk walk a flock of flame.
I was not expecting that. Also wasn't expecting when they
had the Yuni Yang Twins because I went to Tulsa
State Fair dot com.

Speaker 2 (14:41):
Well that's where I'm at too, But it's saying that
no events.

Speaker 3 (14:45):
Are Neil McCoy listen, Yeah, I'm looking at the twenty
twenty six lineup right here. Yeah, Jim Blossoms, that's that's
a good get, I think so. I think could Ford's
a good get. The Fuller's a big a good get.
Choy solid. Yeah, they got a great line up.

Speaker 5 (15:05):
Yeah, that's good. I don't like forty nine Winchester.

Speaker 3 (15:08):
Sure, sure, okay, yeah. My kids listened to Bin Fuller.
Oh yeall oh yeah. They like their Christian music. Fine,
like whatever you want.

Speaker 5 (15:26):
Good times, many good times at the state Fair.

Speaker 3 (15:30):
Lots of pineapple whip yeap, oh god ye eat yourself.

Speaker 5 (15:35):
Broke there.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
Man introduced one of my kids, Eli to the pineapple whip,
the one over there in front of lowse uh huh,
and it blew his mind. He was like this, I
like this better than ice cream, and I like it
better than snow cone.

Speaker 5 (15:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:50):
And you're led to believe it's healthy. Yeah, because it's
got pineapple, pineapple. It's fucking web cream, so it's not
good for you. None of that stuff is so tasty.
My kids love snow cones. I can't stand them.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
It depends on where you get it from.

Speaker 5 (16:06):
I think all the flavors taste like dirt.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
Yes, ice, it's gotta be It can't be ice chunks.
It's gotta be extremely shaved.

Speaker 3 (16:17):
Okay, peeling string, cheet ice. It's not You're drinking syrup,
that's all it is. It's not ice cream. It's just sugar.
It's just kool aid. Basically, fuck kool aid is better
than that ship. If you drink the syrup straight up,
it would be gross.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
Yeah, you'd be sick.

Speaker 3 (16:36):
Yeah, hard pass man. Kids love them, Yeah, yeah, because
why because it's all sugar. They Well, we've had like
the truck come to our house and they just they
don't set up stuff. The truck just pulls up and
then they just hand ice over to the kids and
then along the truck is the taps. Yeah, they just
do whatever they want.

Speaker 5 (16:55):
Okay, you know, I get it's fun for kids. Yeah,
we didn't have that girl.

Speaker 3 (17:00):
Uh no, you had to wait and stupid. And then
we didn't even have.

Speaker 5 (17:05):
Like a snowtne cone truck or anything like that. It
was always just the ice cream truck. You had to
chase that motherfucker down.

Speaker 3 (17:11):
Well, you only had the snow cone truck snow cones
at like a school event and they had to rent
that thing, and then they had to buy ice, like
and you only had like three flavors. None of it
was ever tiger blood. No, it was blue, red, and green,
maybe purple, I don't know. Yeah, yeah, you know what

(17:31):
I missed from kid fairs, And I would love to
participate in one again. Cake walks, cake walk.

Speaker 5 (17:45):
Poisoning and yeah.

Speaker 3 (17:47):
People being dicks. I love a good cakewalk, man.

Speaker 5 (17:51):
Put them all out there in a circle, and what
you like, fucking uh play music into your stuff, and.

Speaker 3 (17:56):
That's the cake walk. You walk the cakes are, you
don't hold the cake, and then but they take up
a spot and then you walk around them. The music stops.
You get that fucking cake carrot. So if there's if
there's six spots and one of them is fucking walnut
cake and you hate walnuts, well that's what you're getting.

Speaker 5 (18:14):
Bitch pushing motherfuckers over.

Speaker 3 (18:16):
Yeah, you walk out with a full fucking cake. Yeah
you're like, look, guys, I got a cake. I remember
being like fucking eleven and be like, I got a
kill cake.

Speaker 2 (18:25):
I remember we used to have our our our Edgewood
Eagles yearly carnival, and that was what we would.

Speaker 3 (18:33):
Have was there was no carnival.

Speaker 2 (18:35):
It was more like pick up a duck and you
get a part of number and if.

Speaker 5 (18:40):
But there was.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
Always a cake walk and we looked forward to that
every single year. And oh and the moms were baking
these cakes and you were lucky. Well those moms were
lucky if the family would return those the cake pans.

Speaker 3 (18:56):
Yeah, nobody could afford the aluminum ones, even if you
could find them exactly. Yeah. Or people would buy those
cake kits right where they'd try to make like an
eagle or you know whatever, right, and it never looked
like it yeah, oh man.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
Or sometimes it wasn't even a cake like sometimes there
would be cakes, of course, but also like a dozen
cookies pie.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
Yeah, so awesome.

Speaker 5 (19:20):
So we need to fight to bring that back. Then,
let's raise awareness cake Walk Awareness Week.

Speaker 3 (19:24):
I mean, I would lobby for us to have a
bake sale here to raise money for it. But oh,
the good old day, Lindsay, we used to have events
here where we would do like a pot luck, but
there would be there was fifty or one hundred people here,
so there would be so much food.

Speaker 5 (19:43):
Yeah, it was right awesome. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (19:45):
One year we did a it was it an appetizer
or a tailgate cookoff.

Speaker 5 (19:51):
I think it was a tailgate sort of thing like that,
and it was like a fucking sandwich, like a ham
sandwich that want.

Speaker 3 (19:56):
No, it was those No, it was those sandwiches, those
Hawaii bans that you put in the oven in the
new and then you cover them in butter and herbs
and all that.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
They're called funeral sandwiches.

Speaker 3 (20:05):
Yeah, yeah, that's but it was different. It wasn't like
a normal one that it was just like ham and Swiss.

Speaker 5 (20:10):
Yeah, it wasn't should or whatever.

Speaker 3 (20:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (20:14):
Yeah, those are the good old days when we had
a ship ton of people here to do this sort
of thing. Now you got like six people so and
everybody's bringing chili.

Speaker 3 (20:21):
No, no, that's not what happens. Someone buys a fucking
six pack of Costco fucking cupcakes and then they cut
it a half one and you're like, I don't want
that other half, right, we're trying corn? Sure, whatever, whatever, dude,
I'm gonna I'm gonna make people happy today. I'm gonna
bring these Costco fucking banana nut right cupcakes. Yeah, there's six,

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even though there's nine of us, but fuck them.

Speaker 5 (20:50):
Well, I'm sure that morning show doesn't want and they'll
be gone, but they'll.

Speaker 3 (20:54):
Be gone right.

Speaker 6 (20:58):
Here.

Speaker 3 (20:59):
Yeah, well, I'd love to have my meeting with you
at three thirty race right, go home and then come back. Yeah,
any but yeah, I love stuff like that. Yeah, bas
I love a good baked sale, man, I got exposed
to foods my mom never made.

Speaker 5 (21:16):
Right.

Speaker 3 (21:16):
That's how my mom learned to make haystacks. Do you
know what haystacks are?

Speaker 2 (21:20):
Sounds?

Speaker 3 (21:21):
I don't even know if this is right, but it
was somebody. You know what almond bark is like chocolate?

Speaker 7 (21:27):
Alm?

Speaker 3 (21:28):
Yeah, not chocolate, but anyway, yeah. Uh. And you know
what the crispy low main noodles are. They're crunchy, oh yeah,
and they come in a bag and you would just
take that and almond bark, mix it up, make a
little plump on the thing and put them in the
fridge and that would be the cookie. But it's not.
It's just crunchy and almond bark rice.

Speaker 5 (21:45):
Noodles is what those are called. Okay, Yeah, now you.

Speaker 3 (21:48):
Know, yeah, not a real Asian thing, by the way, No, No,
it's American crunchy bullshit.

Speaker 5 (21:54):
Yeah, and I haven't had that in decades because I
don't make anymore.

Speaker 3 (22:02):
That was your Asian dish.

Speaker 5 (22:03):
You would make, well, Mama would would maybe when we
were growing up, because it's cheap ship and it comes
in like, you know, fucking tall ass can and then
on top of that can was another can, so it
was like a two can thing, but you had to
make it. And then yeah, you get those crunchy Asian
noodles put on top or and that's what she would
that's what she would feed us because it's cheap, fucking
feeds the family.

Speaker 2 (22:22):
That's when we that's when we learned how to make
puppy chow.

Speaker 3 (22:26):
Back in those days, you use that what do you
mean the rice noodles?

Speaker 5 (22:31):
No, No, she's just talking about yeah.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
Yeah, like the chill yeahs, and the and the chocolate
and white powdered sugar and you guys ever.

Speaker 5 (22:41):
Get subjected to fucking dentty more growing up. They're chow
Maine noodles, cho Maine noodles. Yes, yeah, man, they look
like they're just crispy whatever. That's it.

Speaker 3 (22:51):
But yeah, the U that's how I got exposed to
puppy chow too. I had no idea what it was,
and you get it. You're like, it looks delicious, and
they're like it's puppy chowning. You're like what the fuck,
and you're like fuck me or so good.

Speaker 2 (23:03):
If it was your birthday and someone's mom brought in
rice Krispy treats, homemade rice Chrispy treats to celebrate your
birthday in school. Yeah, yeah, I can't do that anymore.

Speaker 3 (23:14):
Yeah, there was always like one mom who made the
best stuff. Yes, And you're like, mom, why can't you
make rice Krispy treats that good? The rice Krispy trees?
What do you gotta do special doing them right? Plenty magic,
You've got to add, dude. So I've seen people go
crazy making little sorry, making rice Krispy treats. And so

(23:35):
they take all the rice crispies and they put it
in a walk and then heat the walk up and
toast the rice Crispy noodles.

Speaker 5 (23:41):
Okay, I can get down on that.

Speaker 3 (23:42):
Then you do your butter and marshmallows and salt in there,
and it becomes like a salty but marshmallowy mixture. You
mix that all together and then you put in the
little tiny marshmallows and put that in so they kind
of a breakdown, and then so you got these big

(24:02):
chunks of marshmallows inside and it's salty and they're toasted.
That's just one of the bougie ways you can when
you've got a plenty of you know, a bunch of
time on your hands.

Speaker 5 (24:12):
Yeah, I haven't baked anything. If I am baking anything,
it's Christmas time. That's about it.

Speaker 3 (24:20):
Okay, like a pie, I'm my kid made macaroons. Okay,
they make them, but my wife or I or you know,
my sister in law are doing all the work, the
measuring and whatever, and the kids just dumping in there

(24:40):
and stirring.

Speaker 2 (24:40):
It is something she learned to bake camp.

Speaker 3 (24:44):
No, No, that's something she's done for a while. She
likes to get cookbooks from the kids, cookbooks from the
public library and bake whatever's in there. She made a
French toast, Nope, a popeye egg cake before.

Speaker 5 (24:59):
Do you know what the are?

Speaker 2 (25:00):
No?

Speaker 3 (25:01):
No, you know what a popeye egg is?

Speaker 5 (25:03):
Or what do they call it?

Speaker 3 (25:05):
Egg in a basket?

Speaker 4 (25:06):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (25:06):
Yeah, yeah yeah, French toast and then there's the egg
in the center there. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (25:11):
Yes, and she made one. I don't even know the
fun I'm gonna find that. Uh. She made one one
time and it looked just like yeah, yeah, it looked
this is her placing the yolk inside the Yeah, and
that's that's a cake. Okay, yeah, right, And so she

(25:31):
does that every once in a while. That's peach mm hmmm.
It's not a real yolk, so you know. But yeah, yeah,
I don't bake that. We buy the pre made cookies
and then just break those off and cook those.

Speaker 5 (25:47):
Yeah, my girlfriends the hell of a baker and all
the time bacon shit.

Speaker 3 (25:51):
What if she made that, You're like this you never
had before, and you're like this, Gosh.

Speaker 5 (25:54):
Makes these thing called monster cookies, which is like got
a little bit of sucking everything in it, and they're massive,
like the size of my hand.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
Like potato chips and pretzels or whatever.

Speaker 5 (26:02):
You got all kinds of shit in there. Those are
really good. Yeah, I can't and she always makes a
bunch of them. Then I come over. She's like, you
want one, and I was like, yeah, sure, I'll take
one for the road, and then it takes me like
fucking five days to eat it because it's just so
much sugar, a ton of shit. Yeah, so it's like, yeah,
but she if I if I ever want anything baked,
she's my go to.

Speaker 3 (26:23):
She's the one all that and the guy at the dispenser,
right of course. Yeah. By the way, how's the thing going,
how's the I'm on my.

Speaker 5 (26:31):
I've I've judged three I have until the twenty eighth
to do. God, I don't fucking know, but there's a
lot of them, and I'm I had to do double
duty yesterday because the first one I judged was weak
as fuck and I was like, all right, well, go

(26:52):
and cook dinner and da da da da. It's like,
let's get into another one. And I got into that
one and it's the highest scoring one so far. Fucking
got there. He hits into this motherfucker. Once it started
to take right, I was like, oh shit, okay, we're
gonna put that now.

Speaker 3 (27:07):
For a little while, I was fucking ripped. For the
rest of that I didn't have to do anything but
go to bed. So so far, so good, So far,
so good.

Speaker 5 (27:14):
Yeah, and of my favorite things to do.

Speaker 3 (27:16):
Yeah, it's one of the cooler things. Yeah, that's been consistent.

Speaker 5 (27:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (27:21):
And for those of you know, we're talking about the
Cowboy Cup, which is a.

Speaker 5 (27:25):
Weed festival wead event, Oklahoma's premier cannabis championship. My friend,
where JIMPI.

Speaker 3 (27:31):
Is an official longtime judge.

Speaker 5 (27:32):
That is correct. I am practically a fucking gangia at
this point.

Speaker 3 (27:37):
Which is self proclaimed snoop. I haven't taken any classes
or anything, but I can teach you how we judge
and and.

Speaker 5 (27:47):
Yeah, it's it's really neat. They gave me this fucking
jeweler's loop, so you really get down in there and
fucking get get to look at it. It's it's an
interesting process.

Speaker 3 (27:56):
Do you smoke all your weed that way all year
or only during like do you get the mole out time?

Speaker 5 (28:01):
Just during that time? Okay, because any other time I'm
getting a fucking fifty dollars popcorn ounce, you know, Like
you got.

Speaker 3 (28:06):
That friend that's a wine person and they're like they're
smelling in the core. I'm like, just fucking open it. Man,
we're gonna drink it.

Speaker 5 (28:12):
Yeah, that's kind of where I'm at. I'm not gonna
because I have no reason to, but at least with
this I have to get in and really take a
look at it.

Speaker 4 (28:20):
And okay, that's it's.

Speaker 5 (28:22):
A wild bunks a lot loll week. Wow.

Speaker 3 (28:26):
Yeah, oh I like it. Blie. I think we've wasted
enough time here. You guys have a fantastic week, and
we'll talk to you later.

Speaker 5 (28:35):
Bye bye,