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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello, Killy Nash. Hey there, everybody's talking about it. Well,
we got to talk about it, then everybody be talking
about it. Tomorrow we'll be talking about what you're talking about.
In particular, is your chance to win more tickets for
the Red Clay Strays.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
That's exactly what we're talking about at six point thirty
and Jonathan, this show is come well. First off, the
tickets will go on sale Friday morning. If you're interested
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am ticket Master. Win them before you can buy them
for their show coming up October eighteenth. That's Sunday night
at the Bond Secures Wellness Arena in Greenville. The word
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of the day is quid nunk. Oh oh oh quick nunk.
This is a this is a this is atma victim?
Who atoma? What is atoma?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Fomo? Excuse me? Foma bomo victim fear of missing out?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Kind of yeah, a person who is eager to know
the l ereatest gossip. Yes, so that was a guy
fomo doesn't really you would kind of I guess identified
this as another insult. Look at that quid nunk over there,
quid nunky.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
It's drinking all the tea stop, yes to quote more
drinking all the tea. Your cup runneth over with tea
over there, brother.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
So that's gonna be happening at six thirty. Jonathan will
tell you what number he's looking for as the caller
at nine to seven, eight ninety two sixty seven, in
order to win red clay strays. As they returned triumphantly
to Greenville, I feel like I want what was that
guy's named cab callaway fresh from their tuup their tour
of Europe in Eastern Asia, give it.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Up for the Blues Brothers.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
But they just got off their tour with the Rolling
Stones and whatnot. They these guys are so hot right now.
Other things that we can talk about. There's a lot
of people who struggle to find work. That's never a
new thing, that's always a challenge. This guy's name is
Nick Greenawalt. He lives in the Philadelphia area. He's not
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been able to find a job he wants. I don't
know what made him think of this, but he thought
of it, and he said, what if I would just
market ad space on my toilet? Could I make a living?
(02:35):
The answer is he can make a very nice living marketing.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
What again?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
He's putting logos on his toilet for twenty four hours,
He's averaging between thirteen and forty million views per post.
He's now raking in tens of thousands of dollars for
every one of these posts from people or groups like Clorox, Pine,
sal Mirale, Acts, Doctor Squatch. They pay him thousands of
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dollars to put this on his toilet with the camera
on the toilet, and then people tune in to see
who bought the latest advertising.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
This is amazing.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
The guy is going to be rich.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
This is this is amazing. He went from not being
able to find a job to creating this out of
thin air.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
That's correct. What a story he's getting rich? H Well,
I guess going poop. Probably thought of it while he
was going poop, looking at his phone, looking at all
these influencers. They all they get paid tens of thousands
of dollars in order to post about their favorite brands.
I'll take your money and I'll put it on my toilet.
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You don't even have to see my face.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
This is bizarre contemplating this all damn day. How bizarre,
How bizarre? How bizarre? You love America?
Speaker 2 (04:02):
I think it's just the new world right, the new
world order of how the internet is changing.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Everything America would develop minds hinging on this.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Morning because it's so bizarre. They just want to see it.
Let me go see what the kid got today? Whose sponsor?
Who's sponsoring the toilet now? But he says he's not
looking for work anymore. He'll know he'll be doing this
until further notice. A poll of two thousand American mothers
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with children under the age of nineteen ask what would
you really really want? Money's no object. You can have
anything you'd like for Mother's Day? What do you think
that they want? Jonathan? What could you give for Mother's Day?
It's only two weeks away? Now give me the promise again.
Two thousand American mothers were asked to all who have
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children under the age of nineteen under the age of nineteen,
what would you really want from Mother's Day this year?
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Under the age of nineteen. I'm not sure that plays
into it at all, but I wanted to make sure
I had the only qualifier available in this premise. What
would be the perfect Mother's Day gift?
Speaker 2 (05:25):
I'm going to say, and this would include you know,
five year olds I'm going to say it's a trip
of some type kind of it'd be a trip for
the kids to get the sleep out of their lives.
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Forty two percent of moms say I would love it
if nobody talked to me for the entire day. Just
leave me alone. Let me sit in bed, don't even
bring me breakfast in bed, don't talk to me, don't
send me a card, don't don't stop by and check
in on me. Just let me sit here and veg out.
I want to veg out for twenty four hours. This
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would be the best day of my life if you
kids would leave me alone. That's not what you'd expected,
but very affordable. You give her the card the day
before Mom, you sleep in, Dad, get the hell out
of the room, go camping with the kids, do something,
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take them away. It's just mom is gonna have what
was that Calgon? The whole day is a Calgon day.
I don't even know if Calgan's bath stuff still exists.
Calgon take me away, but also other other things. Now,
this is not even a gift. I mean it would
be a gift, but I don't know how you provide it.
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Thirty three percent say what they really want is better
communication within their family. Twenty four percent said less responsibility
in general. Just give me less respon reponsibility. I'm tired
of being the mom.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
This is really saying a lot about today's moms, and
I'm not sure if it's good. When you said I
don't want to be around the kids, don't want to
be around the kid.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
When you say I'm not sure, I'm pretty sure that
that means you are sure that this is not.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
This is not this is not speak well of you, mom.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
They just want to be But there's just a day.
I'm not saying forever. Can I just have a day
to myself? Just one stinking day.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
That's a fascinating answer. I would have never guessed that.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
That's why I brought it up. And for you kids
struggling to find, especially you teenagers, because there's a little
extra I don't know, expect instancy put on you. You're
thirteen or fourteen. You can't get away with a hand
drawn card like you could at six or seven. You
can't make something for your mom out of popsicle sticks anymore.
Now they expect you to go down to the local
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department store or get on Amazon and buy them something.
But better yet, don't spend a nickel. You just just
tell them. On Saturday, I've decided I'm taking my younger
siblings and we're going to leave you alone. We're just
not We're going to go go away for the whole day.
You wake up, mom, we won't even be here. We'll
make our own breakfast.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
I don't believe Morning Russia regular moms would agree with
this survey.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
You're going to say that the Morning Russia regulars are
different than Americans.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
They would want to spend all day with their kids,
dealing with their not doing mom things.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Oh that's well, I guess that would be called having
adult children. When you love your kids, but you don't
have any more problems with them. They're probably in their thirties.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Yeah, okay, well listen, I'm not going to argue with
what was it? Two thousand moms?
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Two thousand American Moms survey says Richard Dawson points to
the board. Number one answer on the board, leave me
the hell alone. Now this one here I have problems
with because it's sem to me that this is a
misleading headline. But I did cut and paste it and
put it on the Morning Rush blog, so I too,
am part of the problem. I am contributing to what
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I believe to be fake news because it's all the
same answer. But the headline says how to hit on
someone varies by the generation. So they've asked thousands of
Americans across four different generations, how do you flirt or
hit on someone? And the differences that they have. Now,
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you're a baby boomer, yep, you're older than sixty what
is it sixty two or something like that is the
baby boomers, that's the youngest baby boomers. When you say
how not that you would, but if you were trying
to hit on somebody, how would you do it? As
a baby boomer? I haven't hit on anybody in fifty years,
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but if you were, you're gonna give it a shot.
Or if somebody was asking you for your advice? Grandpa,
how do I hit on somebody who's fifteen? How do
I make that move? What does the sixty five year
old say to the fifteen year old?
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Wow, I'm really drawing a blank here.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Well, it says here that the baby boomers suggest be yourself,
be respectful.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Oh, I thought we have to be proactive in try
not to take say, find a way to compliment her
on something that is by nature hers.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Try not to emulate how others are flirting. What it says,
try not to emulate how you see others flirt, especially
in movies and television shows, because that's fake. Now that's
the baby boomers. I'm trying to figure out the difference
between be yourself, be respect full, try not to emulate
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others into what gen X advises, this is the forty
five to sixty year olds. Be interesting and be interested.
If you can, be funny, be funny, but don't fake it.
If you're not normally funny, don't try to try to
be funny. Sounds almost identical to the baby boomers, exactly,
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What about the millennials. Millennials say, be friendly and witty,
make sure you don't say creepy things. Stay positive. In
gen Z, the youngest generation, be complementary and authentic. Gen
Z also wants to make sure people feel safe while
being hit on. Be funny and charming if possible. These
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all sound exactly the same, yes, but they have four
different styles of how to hit on people. Headline how
to hit on someone varies by your generation. So there
you go. If you're looking for how to hit on
somebody advice. We have that on the Morning.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Rest Blog today. Wow, Okay, I'm.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Guessing the key takeaway is be yourself, but you know,
don't be too much yourself. That's what I would say,
because your normal self is probably pretty boring. So it's
kind of like being on the radio. Be the best
version of yourself, but don't be someone that you're not.
When we used to be on the radio back in
the seventies, oftentimes the DJs were somebody that they were not.
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They were pukers. And then we learned somewhere, and then
by the nineties we had learned don't be that guy.
So the lessons of nineties radio translates well to twenty
twenty six flirting. Just be the best version of who
you are. Don't be the boring part of yourself, be
the good part. What else we got for you? Jonathan
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over here on the Morning Rest blog at ninety seven
five w COS dot com. Oh, I was telling you
about this, and I cannot believe it that they listed
the friendliest state in America is Minnesota, which seems like
one of the least friendly states in America about television.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
It doesn't seem very friendly. No, I didn't have it
on my vacation list to begin with, but I'm certainly
not going to add it now.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
I've permanently scratched Minnesota totally because they seem so unfriendly
to me. The least friendly state in America, though they
go with New Mexico is the least friendly state. And
one of the most unfriendly states is North Carolina. Really, yes,
they say North Carolina falls.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Now that they give us parameters on the index on
what they used in their tabulation of scores.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Let me see if I can find that tabulation thing eight
and ten Americans consider themselves friendly? Who are the two
percent or the twenty percent ers that nah, I'm not
very friendly? Are you a friendly person?
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Jonathan Salad would tell you that I'm too friendly because
some costly floriding.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
She says, you're always by the way. I was thinking
of you over the weekend because Angela had me watch
a Larry David show. They were very clever writers. This
was a twenty seventeen episode and part of the problem
because he had like three or four separate problems with
in the show. But one of them was what was
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that guy's name who's now passed on Richard. He was
a great comedian, was on the Larry David Show for years,
black hair, Jewish comedian, and he was always yes, Richard
Lewis always rubbing his hair. So he's with us this
girl that he's interested in. He's on his second date.
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They're at a dinner party at some friends that all
have mutual friends and he says to her as she
walks out of the room, hey, honey, you forgot your
drink back here, and she gives him like a weird look. Well,
later on, Larry David says to him, what are you doing?
And he said, what are you talking about? You called
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her honey. You didn't see the reaction. Great, you didn't
see the reaction you got. He goes, that's it, listen,
I know what you're trying to do, Richard. He's like,
I'm not trying to do anything. He's like, you're absolutely
trying to do something. You're trying to claim ownership of
her right now by calling her honey. She's gonna reject
your honey. You're gonna break this thing off because you
tried to call her. And he's like, I don't That's
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not what I'm doing, Larry. And then later on. She
sends him a text like, Hey, we need to talk,
and he's like, oh my god, she busted me on
my premature honey. He's like, I was trying to claim ownership,
all right, I confess.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
What do I do now, Larry? He says.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
He's like, there's only one way out of it. You
got to invite her down here to the restaurant where
we're at right now. And he's like, why would I
invite her down here right now? You just tell her, listen,
come on down here. And when she gets here, you
call every woman in this place, honey. You're just a
guy who calls everybody honey. She just didn't know that
about you. So she comes in and he starts. The
waitress is walking by, honey, can we get some extra thing?
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And then he's like, oh, honey, your shoelace is untied. Hey, honey,
what do you think about that? He's like, so that
she did, she rescinded, and she's now she's interested in
dating him again because he's a guy who calls everybody honey.
But then he blows it, like three or four days
later when there's a controversy and uh, he said, you're
not going to disrespect my girlfriend like that, And she said,
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what did you say? And he said, you prematured the
girlfriend line. I know, but to call every girl honey,
I said, that's a Jonathan Rush problem right there.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
I call him all honey. Everybody's a honey. And I
like it when they look at me like, what are
you talking about? And sometimes I'll double down.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
How do you double down on honey? Oh? You go
with sugar?
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Oh? Yeah yeah. If I get a girl, I you
check out. Hey honey, she looks at me, weird. I'll
double down when I'm leaving, I'll grab the bags nice
against sugar, something like that.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
My boo, it's great.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
How would that sound coming from blas again? Booth?
Speaker 2 (17:13):
All right, I did look it up. Two thousand adults
were surveyed on their volunteering, charitable giving, talking with neighbors,
kindness and everyday interactions, and amount of road rage incidents
per capita. After analyzing that data, that's when they came
up with their friendly friendlinesscos.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Those are pretty good indicators.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Minnesota came in Numero uno number one state for volunteering race.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
It's like driving when you're driving from Columbia, Let's say
two bucket Atlanta. So as soon as you get like
twenty miles outside of Atlanta, when the traffic starts to
pick up to like seventy five or eighty, Okay, this
is when you realize there's no one here who is
your friend. You protect yourself at all costs. Keep your
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eyes on the road, and get the hell out of
everybody's way. Don't don't, don't make eye contact until you
get to where you're going.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
I remember when I used to have to drive to
Atlanta like every weekend. I was in a very casual
setting until I got to that area that you're talking about,
and then the hens immediately go to ten and two.
That's right, and I'm in like race car mode.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
It is an instinctive mode. It's like a deer looking
up while drinking from a stream.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
You have to ride the bumper in front of you,
even though you're both going ninety seven miles an hour.
You've got to be right on that bumper because otherwise
somebody's gonna zip right in there and probably drive you
into the wall. Exactly, show no fear.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Until you get to until you pull into the driveway
of the person who is your friend and they're in
an island. This is a friend island in the midst
of nothing but hatred. Welcome to Atlanta. They all hate you. Yes, now,
I I totally get it. Now I understand North Carolina
is a little surprising. I didn't realize that was the
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case for them. But have you ever been in Raleigh traffic?
You want to kill everyone.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
My wife brought up Raleigh the other day. I think
she was in Raleigh for some school board thing or something,
and she said, Raleigh has really gone to Helen a
hand basket. She said, in the last two because we
went to Raleigh maybe five six years ago, and we
had a pretty good time in Raleigh. And she said, honestly,
I will never go to Raleigh again, never go back
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to Raleigh again.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
While she was in the car and once she get
out of the car, was it the interaction with the
people or.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Oh, it was the interaction with the people. Okay, yeah,
she said, Raleigh has gone to Helen a hand basket.
It's all woke craziness.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Oh I believe that.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
And talking you know, and I'm not going to get
too far into it.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Between you and c and Duke. Yes, oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Yes, So Raleigh is off the list, Yeah, we cannot
go to Raleigh anymore.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
As per capital specialized license plates. The most egotistical people,
and look, granted they're smart people, most egotistical people on
the face of the.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Earth book smart, very not so street smart.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Not but I always found them friendly. Who's that the
people of rally.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Back in the day before they became radicalized.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Except for that damn that damn red light of the
crabtree volleyball.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Question of the day for tomorrow and I don't even
know how this comes up? Great debate is dating someone
hot generally excuse me, someone who is generally considered to
be hot overrated? The mass public looks at this person,
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they all everybody acknowledges, even if they're not attracted to them,
that is a hot individual, like ladies, would it be
overrated to date someone like a Brad Pitt gentlemen. I
don't know who's the generally except except that today.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
To it, I would say, yes, yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
If you want to, well, who was it? Doctor?
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Was it?
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Doctor Pepper? Was no? What was the name of that band?
And said, if you're in love with a beautiful woman,
doctor hook, doctor hook, doctor hook sang the song. I
almost called him doctor pepper, if you're in love with
the beautiful and if you want to be happy for
the rest of your life. I don't know who sang
that one. Make an ugly woman.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
I have no idea who's saying that one, because it is.
I tell you what, I'm just gonna say with that
for tomorrow. Until tomorrow I'm sticking with yes. I will
point out that I think that'd be the case. I
found it to be true. Well, well, no, I say
that back.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Most really attractive people, well, the question is do they
know that they're really attractive?
Speaker 1 (22:07):
That's this is the key to it.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Because most people who acknowledge what the world has shown them,
the world has decided that they're attractive, right like they
didn't decide that. There's some some egomaniacs who falsely think
that they're hot when they're not. But when the world,
because the world shows you want to talk about privilege,
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pretty privilege is off the charts. Doors are held open
for you from a mile away. Guys can't do enough
to help you. You know, if you're an ugly girl,
you get no love. The pretty girls get all the love,
and so then they don't really have to work very
hard on developing a personality. They don't have to work
very hard on caring about other people or anything else.
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They just assumed that the world is here to take
care of them. And if you're the guy who has
the you thought it was the good fortune.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
I'm dating.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
Over my head, I've landed this really stunning woman. But
then you find out that she doesn't really Uh, it's
not a two way street. There's no two way streetness here.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
There's this meaning of a club. I believe it was agreeable.
I believe it was ingredible. I know it was agreeable.
And when you entered the club, there was one wall
that was mirrored, okay, and I could watch a girl
come through that, and I would know automatically whether she
is too high maintenance, Oh, walk through that lobby. Now
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she would have to be like a semi regular. She
would know that walls.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
So, but that's the key to it. Now. The same
was true for a girl who wasn't necessarily like a nine.
Let's say she's like a six seven, Okay, Now if
she has the reaction of the ten, okay, good, Now,
now she's a keeper.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Why so?
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Because she wants to make she's doing the best. She can.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
She's working hard.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
She's working hard, she's doing the best she can, and
she's she's comfortable within her skin, but she wants to
make sure she puts a good foot forward. Now, the
beauty queen b Q who walked in and was almost
does a turn in front of the mirror.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Okay, no, sir, you're done with that.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Done.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
So you were shooting for like the seven or eight
if you saw.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Eight who stopped and looked in the mirror. Oh yeah.
Now now that she's uh, she's someone you should put
on the short list. I'm working that at the bar later.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
It's out of the Rose criteria. But ply that gentleman,
that's going to help you in life.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
But it's also true of guys, right there are there
are guys who have people.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
This is not this is not gender specific, although I mean.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
I do have to admit that women. Men are less
judged off of their appearance than women are, and because
of that, the really good looking guys may not actually
feel the privilege that the pretty women feel.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Yes, and I learned something from a guy many years ago.
I love this. Don't go out of your way to
dress for the bar.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
When you say dress for the bar.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Show up like you've just stepped off of GQ magazine. Okay,
when I track that, that's the wrong bait. You're attracting
the wrong woman.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
You're not catching the big mouth bassts you're looking for,
you a largemouth bass. What you're catching some sort of
something else.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
If I can still get, if I could still get
the second look when I'm not dressed like I stepped
off of GQ magazine. Now we're talking.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
You're in jeans and a T shirt and that's it,
and the girl's looking at you.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
You're not the best dressed guy in the club.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
So when do you dress? When do you dress nicely?
After you're after you made him?
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Sure you're going to go out for like dinner or something, But.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Why am I trying to impress her at that point?
Speaker 1 (26:07):
No, you're not. You're just being respectful. You're showing up
full respect for full respect to dinner. When I go
to Lobster wearing a mother Shuckers T shirt from Myrtle Beach, is.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
That what you read at the bar, the mother Shuckers
T shirt. I was gonna go a little bit higher,
like a Harley T shirt or maybe a co Okay, well,
those rules and more tomorrow in the morning rush.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
This goes back to the flirting issue.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
I mean the it was flirting different generations. How do
you hit on somebody by generation and it's turns out
be authentic and if you can be funny now don't.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
For now that we went through that, and I'm thinking
back here, he would be my advice. You got to
do it without saying a word. That's how you flirt
with screw then that is the intro without saying a word.
I had no luck in nightclubs ever. Girls were never
physically attracted to me. If I couldn't talk to them,
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I was screwed. So I'd go to these bars, like
these loud bars with other guys, and They're all picking
up chicks left and right, and I'm left alone at
the bar because I got the bright red hair, or
by then I was already balding.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
I'm just looking like a big, dumpy loser.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Get me wrong. Come on. I remember one of the
first times I was like, when I was selling someone,
I was a salesperson. They said, how do you deal
with rejection? I said, excellent, brother, I get six nights
a week of rejection. Not a problem. I'll keep knocking
on doors watch me.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
But the thing for me was I would have been
rejected one thousand percent of the time. There is no
woman who ever found me physically attractive. Not an attractive person.
That's me. Bright red hair, balding, freckles, soft chin, little chunky,
nothing going on for me. But if we're in like
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a lounge or someplace where I can talk, I can
talk about it. I'm an interesting individual.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Good point. You got to play your strengths. You like it? Okay,
this is good. I'm still fascinated about the whole mom thing,
the mother's.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Day coming up like this, leave them alone.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Just want to have you out of their hair.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
Forty two percent would rather not even see you.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Wait, hey, what's going on in your neighborhood? We should
be talking about, you know, how to reach out to
us the social media. You could also tell us your
neighbors friendly. Why why didn't we show up as one
of the friendlyest states? Where did we even come into
the list?
Speaker 2 (28:42):
I think we're like as always South Carolina is always
like twenty fifth, Like we're just right in the middle,
just never not even in the top like fifteen. Usually
we're just like also rans.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
You also reach out to us to social media. You
know how to do that. You can also email us
I rushed at ninety seventy five to see.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
U's ninety seven five WSS dot com.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
And you'll need this number tomorrow eight oh three ninety
seven eight ninety two six seven, just after six point
thirty for your chance to win your tickets for rid
clay strays that'll be coming up. What you're talking about,
We're very giving it the answer and you can reference
it again in the Morning Rush blog. Until then, I'm
going to another copy. Almost made it through, that didn't
I almost. I'm going to get another cup of coffee,
see if I can do it without hitting a speed
bumpy Back Tomorrow morning, bright and early
Hello, Killy Nash. Hey there, everybody's talking about it. Well,
we got to talk about it, then everybody be talking
about it. Tomorrow we'll be talking about what you're talking about.
In particular, is your chance to win more tickets for
the Red Clay Strays.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
That's exactly what we're talking about at six point thirty
and Jonathan, this show is come well. First off, the
tickets will go on sale Friday morning. If you're interested
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am ticket Master. Win them before you can buy them
for their show coming up October eighteenth. That's Sunday night
at the Bond Secures Wellness Arena in Greenville. The word
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of the day is quid nunk. Oh oh oh quick nunk.
This is a this is a this is atma victim?
Who atoma? What is atoma?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Fomo? Excuse me? Foma bomo victim fear of missing out?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Kind of yeah, a person who is eager to know
the l ereatest gossip. Yes, so that was a guy
fomo doesn't really you would kind of I guess identified
this as another insult. Look at that quid nunk over there,
quid nunky.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
It's drinking all the tea stop, yes to quote more
drinking all the tea. Your cup runneth over with tea
over there, brother.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
So that's gonna be happening at six thirty. Jonathan will
tell you what number he's looking for as the caller
at nine to seven, eight ninety two sixty seven, in
order to win red clay strays. As they returned triumphantly
to Greenville, I feel like I want what was that
guy's named cab callaway fresh from their tuup their tour
of Europe in Eastern Asia, give it.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Up for the Blues Brothers.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
But they just got off their tour with the Rolling
Stones and whatnot. They these guys are so hot right now.
Other things that we can talk about. There's a lot
of people who struggle to find work. That's never a
new thing, that's always a challenge. This guy's name is
Nick Greenawalt. He lives in the Philadelphia area. He's not
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been able to find a job he wants. I don't
know what made him think of this, but he thought
of it, and he said, what if I would just
market ad space on my toilet? Could I make a living?
(02:35):
The answer is he can make a very nice living marketing.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
What again?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
He's putting logos on his toilet for twenty four hours,
He's averaging between thirteen and forty million views per post.
He's now raking in tens of thousands of dollars for
every one of these posts from people or groups like Clorox, Pine,
sal Mirale, Acts, Doctor Squatch. They pay him thousands of
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dollars to put this on his toilet with the camera
on the toilet, and then people tune in to see
who bought the latest advertising.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
This is amazing.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
The guy is going to be rich.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
This is this is amazing. He went from not being
able to find a job to creating this out of
thin air.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
That's correct. What a story he's getting rich? H Well,
I guess going poop. Probably thought of it while he
was going poop, looking at his phone, looking at all
these influencers. They all they get paid tens of thousands
of dollars in order to post about their favorite brands.
I'll take your money and I'll put it on my toilet.
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You don't even have to see my face.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
This is bizarre contemplating this all damn day. How bizarre,
How bizarre? How bizarre? You love America?
Speaker 2 (04:02):
I think it's just the new world right, the new
world order of how the internet is changing.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Everything America would develop minds hinging on this.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Morning because it's so bizarre. They just want to see it.
Let me go see what the kid got today? Whose sponsor?
Who's sponsoring the toilet now? But he says he's not
looking for work anymore. He'll know he'll be doing this
until further notice. A poll of two thousand American mothers
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with children under the age of nineteen ask what would
you really really want? Money's no object. You can have
anything you'd like for Mother's Day? What do you think
that they want? Jonathan? What could you give for Mother's Day?
It's only two weeks away? Now give me the promise again.
Two thousand American mothers were asked to all who have
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children under the age of nineteen under the age of nineteen,
what would you really want from Mother's Day this year?
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Under the age of nineteen. I'm not sure that plays
into it at all, but I wanted to make sure
I had the only qualifier available in this premise. What
would be the perfect Mother's Day gift?
Speaker 2 (05:25):
I'm going to say, and this would include you know,
five year olds I'm going to say it's a trip
of some type kind of it'd be a trip for
the kids to get the sleep out of their lives.
(05:45):
Forty two percent of moms say I would love it
if nobody talked to me for the entire day. Just
leave me alone. Let me sit in bed, don't even
bring me breakfast in bed, don't talk to me, don't
send me a card, don't don't stop by and check
in on me. Just let me sit here and veg out.
I want to veg out for twenty four hours. This
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would be the best day of my life if you
kids would leave me alone. That's not what you'd expected,
but very affordable. You give her the card the day
before Mom, you sleep in, Dad, get the hell out
of the room, go camping with the kids, do something,
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take them away. It's just mom is gonna have what
was that Calgon? The whole day is a Calgon day.
I don't even know if Calgan's bath stuff still exists.
Calgon take me away, but also other other things. Now,
this is not even a gift. I mean it would
be a gift, but I don't know how you provide it.
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Thirty three percent say what they really want is better
communication within their family. Twenty four percent said less responsibility
in general. Just give me less respon reponsibility. I'm tired
of being the mom.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
This is really saying a lot about today's moms, and
I'm not sure if it's good. When you said I
don't want to be around the kids, don't want to
be around the kid.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
When you say I'm not sure, I'm pretty sure that
that means you are sure that this is not.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
This is not this is not speak well of you, mom.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
They just want to be But there's just a day.
I'm not saying forever. Can I just have a day
to myself? Just one stinking day.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
That's a fascinating answer. I would have never guessed that.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
That's why I brought it up. And for you kids
struggling to find, especially you teenagers, because there's a little
extra I don't know, expect instancy put on you. You're
thirteen or fourteen. You can't get away with a hand
drawn card like you could at six or seven. You
can't make something for your mom out of popsicle sticks anymore.
Now they expect you to go down to the local
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department store or get on Amazon and buy them something.
But better yet, don't spend a nickel. You just just
tell them. On Saturday, I've decided I'm taking my younger
siblings and we're going to leave you alone. We're just
not We're going to go go away for the whole day.
You wake up, mom, we won't even be here. We'll
make our own breakfast.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
I don't believe Morning Russia regular moms would agree with
this survey.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
You're going to say that the Morning Russia regulars are
different than Americans.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
They would want to spend all day with their kids,
dealing with their not doing mom things.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Oh that's well, I guess that would be called having
adult children. When you love your kids, but you don't
have any more problems with them. They're probably in their thirties.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Yeah, okay, well listen, I'm not going to argue with
what was it? Two thousand moms?
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Two thousand American Moms survey says Richard Dawson points to
the board. Number one answer on the board, leave me
the hell alone. Now this one here I have problems
with because it's sem to me that this is a
misleading headline. But I did cut and paste it and
put it on the Morning Rush blog, so I too,
am part of the problem. I am contributing to what
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I believe to be fake news because it's all the
same answer. But the headline says how to hit on
someone varies by the generation. So they've asked thousands of
Americans across four different generations, how do you flirt or
hit on someone? And the differences that they have. Now,
(09:33):
you're a baby boomer, yep, you're older than sixty what
is it sixty two or something like that is the
baby boomers, that's the youngest baby boomers. When you say
how not that you would, but if you were trying
to hit on somebody, how would you do it? As
a baby boomer? I haven't hit on anybody in fifty years,
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but if you were, you're gonna give it a shot.
Or if somebody was asking you for your advice? Grandpa,
how do I hit on somebody who's fifteen? How do
I make that move? What does the sixty five year
old say to the fifteen year old?
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Wow, I'm really drawing a blank here.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Well, it says here that the baby boomers suggest be yourself,
be respectful.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Oh, I thought we have to be proactive in try
not to take say, find a way to compliment her
on something that is by nature hers.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Try not to emulate how others are flirting. What it says,
try not to emulate how you see others flirt, especially
in movies and television shows, because that's fake. Now that's
the baby boomers. I'm trying to figure out the difference
between be yourself, be respect full, try not to emulate
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others into what gen X advises, this is the forty
five to sixty year olds. Be interesting and be interested.
If you can, be funny, be funny, but don't fake it.
If you're not normally funny, don't try to try to
be funny. Sounds almost identical to the baby boomers, exactly,
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What about the millennials. Millennials say, be friendly and witty,
make sure you don't say creepy things. Stay positive. In
gen Z, the youngest generation, be complementary and authentic. Gen
Z also wants to make sure people feel safe while
being hit on. Be funny and charming if possible. These
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all sound exactly the same, yes, but they have four
different styles of how to hit on people. Headline how
to hit on someone varies by your generation. So there
you go. If you're looking for how to hit on
somebody advice. We have that on the Morning.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Rest Blog today. Wow, Okay, I'm.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Guessing the key takeaway is be yourself, but you know,
don't be too much yourself. That's what I would say,
because your normal self is probably pretty boring. So it's
kind of like being on the radio. Be the best
version of yourself, but don't be someone that you're not.
When we used to be on the radio back in
the seventies, oftentimes the DJs were somebody that they were not.
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They were pukers. And then we learned somewhere, and then
by the nineties we had learned don't be that guy.
So the lessons of nineties radio translates well to twenty
twenty six flirting. Just be the best version of who
you are. Don't be the boring part of yourself, be
the good part. What else we got for you? Jonathan
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over here on the Morning Rest blog at ninety seven
five w COS dot com. Oh, I was telling you
about this, and I cannot believe it that they listed
the friendliest state in America is Minnesota, which seems like
one of the least friendly states in America about television.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
It doesn't seem very friendly. No, I didn't have it
on my vacation list to begin with, but I'm certainly
not going to add it now.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
I've permanently scratched Minnesota totally because they seem so unfriendly
to me. The least friendly state in America, though they
go with New Mexico is the least friendly state. And
one of the most unfriendly states is North Carolina. Really, yes,
they say North Carolina falls.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Now that they give us parameters on the index on
what they used in their tabulation of scores.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Let me see if I can find that tabulation thing eight
and ten Americans consider themselves friendly? Who are the two
percent or the twenty percent ers that nah, I'm not
very friendly? Are you a friendly person?
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Jonathan Salad would tell you that I'm too friendly because
some costly floriding.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
She says, you're always by the way. I was thinking
of you over the weekend because Angela had me watch
a Larry David show. They were very clever writers. This
was a twenty seventeen episode and part of the problem
because he had like three or four separate problems with
in the show. But one of them was what was
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that guy's name who's now passed on Richard. He was
a great comedian, was on the Larry David Show for years,
black hair, Jewish comedian, and he was always yes, Richard
Lewis always rubbing his hair. So he's with us this
girl that he's interested in. He's on his second date.
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They're at a dinner party at some friends that all
have mutual friends and he says to her as she
walks out of the room, hey, honey, you forgot your
drink back here, and she gives him like a weird look. Well,
later on, Larry David says to him, what are you doing?
And he said, what are you talking about? You called
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her honey. You didn't see the reaction. Great, you didn't
see the reaction you got. He goes, that's it, listen,
I know what you're trying to do, Richard. He's like,
I'm not trying to do anything. He's like, you're absolutely
trying to do something. You're trying to claim ownership of
her right now by calling her honey. She's gonna reject
your honey. You're gonna break this thing off because you
tried to call her. And he's like, I don't That's
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not what I'm doing, Larry. And then later on. She
sends him a text like, Hey, we need to talk,
and he's like, oh my god, she busted me on
my premature honey. He's like, I was trying to claim ownership,
all right, I confess.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
What do I do now, Larry? He says.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
He's like, there's only one way out of it. You
got to invite her down here to the restaurant where
we're at right now. And he's like, why would I
invite her down here right now? You just tell her, listen,
come on down here. And when she gets here, you
call every woman in this place, honey. You're just a
guy who calls everybody honey. She just didn't know that
about you. So she comes in and he starts. The
waitress is walking by, honey, can we get some extra thing?
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And then he's like, oh, honey, your shoelace is untied. Hey, honey,
what do you think about that? He's like, so that
she did, she rescinded, and she's now she's interested in
dating him again because he's a guy who calls everybody honey.
But then he blows it, like three or four days
later when there's a controversy and uh, he said, you're
not going to disrespect my girlfriend like that, And she said,
(16:26):
what did you say? And he said, you prematured the
girlfriend line. I know, but to call every girl honey,
I said, that's a Jonathan Rush problem right there.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
I call him all honey. Everybody's a honey. And I
like it when they look at me like, what are
you talking about? And sometimes I'll double down.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
How do you double down on honey? Oh? You go
with sugar?
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Oh? Yeah yeah. If I get a girl, I you
check out. Hey honey, she looks at me, weird. I'll
double down when I'm leaving, I'll grab the bags nice
against sugar, something like that.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
My boo, it's great.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
How would that sound coming from blas again? Booth?
Speaker 2 (17:13):
All right, I did look it up. Two thousand adults
were surveyed on their volunteering, charitable giving, talking with neighbors,
kindness and everyday interactions, and amount of road rage incidents
per capita. After analyzing that data, that's when they came
up with their friendly friendlinesscos.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Those are pretty good indicators.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Minnesota came in Numero uno number one state for volunteering race.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
It's like driving when you're driving from Columbia, Let's say
two bucket Atlanta. So as soon as you get like
twenty miles outside of Atlanta, when the traffic starts to
pick up to like seventy five or eighty, Okay, this
is when you realize there's no one here who is
your friend. You protect yourself at all costs. Keep your
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eyes on the road, and get the hell out of
everybody's way. Don't don't, don't make eye contact until you
get to where you're going.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
I remember when I used to have to drive to
Atlanta like every weekend. I was in a very casual
setting until I got to that area that you're talking about,
and then the hens immediately go to ten and two.
That's right, and I'm in like race car mode.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
It is an instinctive mode. It's like a deer looking
up while drinking from a stream.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
You have to ride the bumper in front of you,
even though you're both going ninety seven miles an hour.
You've got to be right on that bumper because otherwise
somebody's gonna zip right in there and probably drive you
into the wall. Exactly, show no fear.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Until you get to until you pull into the driveway
of the person who is your friend and they're in
an island. This is a friend island in the midst
of nothing but hatred. Welcome to Atlanta. They all hate you. Yes, now,
I I totally get it. Now I understand North Carolina
is a little surprising. I didn't realize that was the
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case for them. But have you ever been in Raleigh traffic?
You want to kill everyone.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
My wife brought up Raleigh the other day. I think
she was in Raleigh for some school board thing or something,
and she said, Raleigh has really gone to Helen a
hand basket. She said, in the last two because we
went to Raleigh maybe five six years ago, and we
had a pretty good time in Raleigh. And she said, honestly,
I will never go to Raleigh again, never go back
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to Raleigh again.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
While she was in the car and once she get
out of the car, was it the interaction with the
people or.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Oh, it was the interaction with the people. Okay, yeah,
she said, Raleigh has gone to Helen a hand basket.
It's all woke craziness.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Oh I believe that.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
And talking you know, and I'm not going to get
too far into it.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Between you and c and Duke. Yes, oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Yes, So Raleigh is off the list, Yeah, we cannot
go to Raleigh anymore.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
As per capital specialized license plates. The most egotistical people,
and look, granted they're smart people, most egotistical people on
the face of the.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Earth book smart, very not so street smart.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Not but I always found them friendly. Who's that the
people of rally.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Back in the day before they became radicalized.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Except for that damn that damn red light of the
crabtree volleyball.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Question of the day for tomorrow and I don't even
know how this comes up? Great debate is dating someone
hot generally excuse me, someone who is generally considered to
be hot overrated? The mass public looks at this person,
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they all everybody acknowledges, even if they're not attracted to them,
that is a hot individual, like ladies, would it be
overrated to date someone like a Brad Pitt gentlemen. I
don't know who's the generally except except that today.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
To it, I would say, yes, yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
If you want to, well, who was it? Doctor?
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Was it?
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Doctor Pepper? Was no? What was the name of that band?
And said, if you're in love with a beautiful woman,
doctor hook, doctor hook, doctor hook sang the song. I
almost called him doctor pepper, if you're in love with
the beautiful and if you want to be happy for
the rest of your life. I don't know who sang
that one. Make an ugly woman.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
I have no idea who's saying that one, because it is.
I tell you what, I'm just gonna say with that
for tomorrow. Until tomorrow I'm sticking with yes. I will
point out that I think that'd be the case. I
found it to be true. Well, well, no, I say
that back.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Most really attractive people, well, the question is do they
know that they're really attractive?
Speaker 1 (22:07):
That's this is the key to it.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Because most people who acknowledge what the world has shown them,
the world has decided that they're attractive, right like they
didn't decide that. There's some some egomaniacs who falsely think
that they're hot when they're not. But when the world,
because the world shows you want to talk about privilege,
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pretty privilege is off the charts. Doors are held open
for you from a mile away. Guys can't do enough
to help you. You know, if you're an ugly girl,
you get no love. The pretty girls get all the love,
and so then they don't really have to work very
hard on developing a personality. They don't have to work
very hard on caring about other people or anything else.
(22:54):
They just assumed that the world is here to take
care of them. And if you're the guy who has
the you thought it was the good fortune.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
I'm dating.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
Over my head, I've landed this really stunning woman. But
then you find out that she doesn't really Uh, it's
not a two way street. There's no two way streetness here.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
There's this meaning of a club. I believe it was agreeable.
I believe it was ingredible. I know it was agreeable.
And when you entered the club, there was one wall
that was mirrored, okay, and I could watch a girl
come through that, and I would know automatically whether she
is too high maintenance, Oh, walk through that lobby. Now
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she would have to be like a semi regular. She
would know that walls.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
So, but that's the key to it. Now. The same
was true for a girl who wasn't necessarily like a nine.
Let's say she's like a six seven, Okay, Now if
she has the reaction of the ten, okay, good, Now,
now she's a keeper.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Why so?
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Because she wants to make she's doing the best. She can.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
She's working hard.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
She's working hard, she's doing the best she can, and
she's she's comfortable within her skin, but she wants to
make sure she puts a good foot forward. Now, the
beauty queen b Q who walked in and was almost
does a turn in front of the mirror.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Okay, no, sir, you're done with that.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Done.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
So you were shooting for like the seven or eight
if you saw.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Eight who stopped and looked in the mirror. Oh yeah.
Now now that she's uh, she's someone you should put
on the short list. I'm working that at the bar later.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
It's out of the Rose criteria. But ply that gentleman,
that's going to help you in life.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
But it's also true of guys, right there are there
are guys who have people.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
This is not this is not gender specific, although I mean.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
I do have to admit that women. Men are less
judged off of their appearance than women are, and because
of that, the really good looking guys may not actually
feel the privilege that the pretty women feel.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Yes, and I learned something from a guy many years ago.
I love this. Don't go out of your way to
dress for the bar.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
When you say dress for the bar.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Show up like you've just stepped off of GQ magazine. Okay,
when I track that, that's the wrong bait. You're attracting
the wrong woman.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
You're not catching the big mouth bassts you're looking for,
you a largemouth bass. What you're catching some sort of
something else.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
If I can still get, if I could still get
the second look when I'm not dressed like I stepped
off of GQ magazine. Now we're talking.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
You're in jeans and a T shirt and that's it,
and the girl's looking at you.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
You're not the best dressed guy in the club.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
So when do you dress? When do you dress nicely?
After you're after you made him?
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Sure you're going to go out for like dinner or something, But.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Why am I trying to impress her at that point?
Speaker 1 (26:07):
No, you're not. You're just being respectful. You're showing up
full respect for full respect to dinner. When I go
to Lobster wearing a mother Shuckers T shirt from Myrtle Beach, is.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
That what you read at the bar, the mother Shuckers
T shirt. I was gonna go a little bit higher,
like a Harley T shirt or maybe a co Okay, well,
those rules and more tomorrow in the morning rush.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
This goes back to the flirting issue.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
I mean the it was flirting different generations. How do
you hit on somebody by generation and it's turns out
be authentic and if you can be funny now don't.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
For now that we went through that, and I'm thinking
back here, he would be my advice. You got to
do it without saying a word. That's how you flirt
with screw then that is the intro without saying a word.
I had no luck in nightclubs ever. Girls were never
physically attracted to me. If I couldn't talk to them,
(27:12):
I was screwed. So I'd go to these bars, like
these loud bars with other guys, and They're all picking
up chicks left and right, and I'm left alone at
the bar because I got the bright red hair, or
by then I was already balding.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
I'm just looking like a big, dumpy loser.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Get me wrong. Come on. I remember one of the
first times I was like, when I was selling someone,
I was a salesperson. They said, how do you deal
with rejection? I said, excellent, brother, I get six nights
a week of rejection. Not a problem. I'll keep knocking
on doors watch me.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
But the thing for me was I would have been
rejected one thousand percent of the time. There is no
woman who ever found me physically attractive. Not an attractive person.
That's me. Bright red hair, balding, freckles, soft chin, little chunky,
nothing going on for me. But if we're in like
(28:08):
a lounge or someplace where I can talk, I can
talk about it. I'm an interesting individual.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Good point. You got to play your strengths. You like it? Okay,
this is good. I'm still fascinated about the whole mom thing,
the mother's.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Day coming up like this, leave them alone.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Just want to have you out of their hair.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
Forty two percent would rather not even see you.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Wait, hey, what's going on in your neighborhood? We should
be talking about, you know, how to reach out to
us the social media. You could also tell us your
neighbors friendly. Why why didn't we show up as one
of the friendlyest states? Where did we even come into
the list?
Speaker 2 (28:42):
I think we're like as always South Carolina is always
like twenty fifth, Like we're just right in the middle,
just never not even in the top like fifteen. Usually
we're just like also rans.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
You also reach out to us to social media. You
know how to do that. You can also email us
I rushed at ninety seventy five to see.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
U's ninety seven five WSS dot com.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
And you'll need this number tomorrow eight oh three ninety
seven eight ninety two six seven, just after six point
thirty for your chance to win your tickets for rid
clay strays that'll be coming up. What you're talking about,
We're very giving it the answer and you can reference
it again in the Morning Rush blog. Until then, I'm
going to another copy. Almost made it through, that didn't
I almost. I'm going to get another cup of coffee,
see if I can do it without hitting a speed
bumpy Back Tomorrow morning, bright and early
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