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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello, killing Man. Hello, it is Tomorrow Show. It's today,
the twelfth of August, Tuesday, and another chance for you
to win Eastern Corbin tickets. The Man's coming to Bowman,
South Carolina. I bet you it's the first time he's
ever been to Bowman.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
If I go, it'll be the first time I've been
to Bowman. I mean, what else is there in Bowman?
Is there like anything else to do or see there?
Speaker 1 (00:28):
You know, I need to do a Google search on
Bowman so I can make sure there is. We can
take advantage of whatever it is while we get there.
Before we get there for the big show.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Yeah, I'm guessing we might be asked to go on
out there and introduce that concert, so we should prepare
for our adventure. Just I'm told this just outside of Orangeburg.
It's in Orangeburg County, so Eastern Corbin will be there
to I guess open it up. South Carolina's newest music amphitheater.
Swamp Buck Acres is the name of it. And when
(00:57):
we play what you're talking about tomorrow morning for a
pair of tickets to see Eastern Corbyn play there September
twenty six. Now the word I'm pronouncing it as coordination coordination,
it might be a mispronunciation co A d U and
a T I O N.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Well, it would almost be like you're combining two things
with a co ad nation. Yep, I'm going to say,
I'm just going to go with a combination of two things.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
It's basically that it's the process of growing together. So
you and Sally are in the yeah right now. But
it also you know, if you've got like weeds and flowers,
they've got the co ordination, that's a bad coadination. So
you can have good coordination, bad coordination.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
I like it. Yeah, So big words, big ticket, a
lot of morning brush your regular can actually use.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Could be could be that's this could be applicable to
your life. You can use the word coadination. Probably may
get a make make sure I'm pronouncing it right for you,
a pronunciation check on that before you run off and
start popping off and you're mispronouncing the big words. You're
trying to impress it.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
You don't want to act like you're you know, overly educated.
Then you end up saying it wrong because of us.
Then we got to take the blame board.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
I laughed out loud when I read this story, so
I had to put it on the Morning Rest blog
in ninety seven to five WCS dot com. I'm not
sure if you're familiar with Larsa Pippin. Larsa is the
ex wife of Hall of Famer Scottie Pippen and the
longtime girlfriend of Michael Jordan's son. Which was very, very awkward,
(02:42):
very awkward. Now let's ramp up the awkwardness shally because
Jonathan loves the awkwardness. She's also, I guess, one of
the stars of the TV show The Real Housewives of Miami. Okay,
she was recently photographed and her face was very swollen,
and she said, I had an allergic reaction to PRP
(03:09):
and I didn't know that you can have that, but
I do have it, and so my face is a
bit swollen. It should look this way for about a
week or so. That's all. This is well. Doctor my
Kaga responded, No, it's not. This is bad filler. This
(03:31):
is filler gone wrong. Your face has been overfilled, and
you should sue the doctor that did this to you.
But at no point does this look anything at all
like an allergic reaction to PRP. This is an allergic
reaction to bad fillers. So he's saying you're a liar.
She's responded, no, no, it is still an allergic reaction
(03:56):
to PRP. Now everybody is jumped on with the doctor
and saying, just admit it, just admit it. It's not
an allergic reaction. The doctor, for God's sake, is saying,
you got a lawsuit on your hands if you just
handle it right. That's how bad this filler is. So
she does look a bit like a blimp, you know,
like those big floating heads in the Macy's day Paaines,
(04:20):
that's a really bad allergic reaction if that's what's going
on there. You know, Jonathan, I mentioned this to you
off the air. Oh by the way, maybe if you
for that one, if you know somebody who's caught in
a bad lie, we'd love to hear that. Yeah, this
is this is shocking to me. We don't know how
many people this will affect, but it's been announced that
(04:42):
next month, September thirtieth, AOL will shut down its dial
up service for the Internet. Now, I'm surprised that a
couple of things. One, anybody still has dial up service.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
It is surprising.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Secondly, at its peak, how many people do you think
how many customers were there at the peak of AOL's
dial up service. This would have been somewhere late nineties
early two thousand.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Because I've forgotten what that service cost because it was
a charge.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Oh absolutely, they send you the free CD, but then
I think you had to pay like nine ten bucks
a month something like that to get involved. By two thousand,
everybody was on the internet, and everybody we know seems
to remember that dial up sound cool and the You've
got mail. That's the AOL. That's right, You've got mail.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
It was so popular. We had the movie at It.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Got Mail at its peak around two thousand and one
is when they peaked, and estimated twenty five million Americans
at it.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
How many you have it now?
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Well again, well, I'll give you an example. In twenty
nineteen they were down to two hundred and sixty five thousand,
so they lost ninety percent of their customer base in
twenty years. But again, only twenty five million Americans in
two thousand were on the Internet. That blows my mind.
I thought the whole dang country was on the Internet
by two thousand. Everybody I know can imitate that sound effecise.
(06:11):
Everybody has a memory. It would seem of your mom
picked up the phone and ruined your internet connection. Everybody
I've met can imitate that you've got mail sound effect true,
But it was less than one tenth of the country.
There was over two hundred and fifty million Americans.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Wonder what the population is that is currently that currently
has an email?
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Oh has any email address?
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Email address?
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (06:44):
I get. I would imagine that'd be an interesting stat.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
I mean it's like, well, anybody who's been to college
got one, sure, because they give you a college email address.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Twenty five years in college.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Then you've got the most corporation and if you work
for a any like you know, major company, a bank,
anything like that, they're going to force you to have
an email address. And then there's just like people who
just decided to have I think.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
My dad's got three email addresses. He's ninety one.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Yeah, I mean, when ninety year olds are rocking with
email addresses, I think everybody's got to have one. The
only ones who wouldn't have them, I guess would be children. Like,
if you're four, you probably don't have an email address,
I'm sure or not so. Boy, that's a funny question.
That'll be a future question. What age did you get
your first email address? And then and then and probably
(07:37):
about another ten to twenty years, it'll be like what
was email?
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Yeah, it's like what was a beeper?
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Yeah? What was an email?
Speaker 2 (07:45):
You had a beeper? What does that even mean? You
had a beeper? Was that a bird?
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Good?
Speaker 2 (07:51):
But anyway, Yeah, the final the end of dial up
service on the I guess on the planet will go away. Uh,
September thirtieth and again in twenty.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Ain't even imagine computers in the past twenty years even
had the availability of understanding and connecting through that through
that technology.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
I would imagine as people who still got the old computer.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
You would have to I guess you could use a
sound Well, I don't know. That's interesting. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
So there's there is that going on. Okay, we've got
a morning rush question of the day. Have you ever
coached someone on how to be a better kisser? And
we're implying here the person that you were kissing. Yes,
(08:38):
it doesn't have to be like you told you took
the boys and you told them about the the the
birds and the bees, and you said, by the way, kids.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
I think Uh, I never coached anybody, but that was
a that's a fun period when you're like nine ten
and there's an older girl in your life.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
You were kissing at ten years old.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
And you asked, like a sixteen seventeen year old, what
I might have to kiss somebody? Can you teach me
how to do that? Oh?
Speaker 2 (09:12):
My god? That works?
Speaker 1 (09:14):
You can get like five, because all the girls want
to teach you. Right, No, I don't know these things.
I've never heard of this. Oh yeah, you get yeah,
if you got it like when you were it's weird
because it was when you were nine. It's hard to
get into the circle with the older girls. So it
had to be like at the pool or something.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Okay, yeah, and you would just walk up to a
hot girl.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
I want to kiss this girl, but I don't know
how to kiss. Can you tell me how to do that?
Speaker 2 (09:38):
And what do they say?
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Well, it's hard to tell you. I'm like, well, how
am I going to know what to do? Then they
teach you.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
I'm literally great stunned.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
It's like it's like it's like a better version of
your killing me smalls when he jumped into act like
he was drowning to the lifeguard, and giving mouth to
mouth resitation. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
See, but then she called him a pervert. Yeah, she
calls him a bervard now.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
And then she secretly she loved it. See even she
enjoyed it.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
But you're saying that these girls at the pool back
when you're nine, ten years, nine years old?
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Tell well, they don't what do you? What are you thinking?
They're thinking when you because if you wait till they're
like thirteen, they got to go shut up? You know
how to kiss?
Speaker 2 (10:18):
When I was nine, I don't think I actually wanted
to kiss a girl. I don't think I was. I
was like, I think I was still kind of disgusted
by him. You grew up early, man, you were you
were a mature nine.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Year painfully heterosexual.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Again, it's not supposed to hurt. Not supposed to hurt.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
So if you.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Can, you can you fix a bad kisser? Can you
coach them up?
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Now that's a great question. I was coached, well so.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Did so? Did they tell you by the way, like
like when you're doing it, they're like, oh no wait wait,
whoa whoa slow down? You're oh, how you got to
be softer with the lips? So oh, let me try
it again? Then and then you're intentionally doing that off
a little bit, and then like next year they see
you doing it with other girls.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
I already taught that kid you had to make sure
you didn't get like too many of the same circle
because they was I'm sure they would talk about it.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
I made out with a nine year old.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
They were coaching me up.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Oh my gosh, this is this is one of the
greatest revelations we've ever had on this show. Ten years old.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
I guess like a public service. They want to help you.
You were maybe because they had bad kissers when they
were dating, so they wanted to make sure you Yeah,
this is a contribution of future generations and females.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
So and usually guys date younger women. So they were
helping out the five year olds by making out with
the nine year old, so that when the when the
when the five year olds a freshmen in high school,
so have a worthy boyfriend. It's gracious. Have you ever
(12:02):
like broken up with a girl or just like not
broken up but maybe not gone on a second date
or whatever, because you kissed her and it was like,
this is awkward, this is horrible.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
No, no, no, the worst kiss you ever have is
gonna be sloppy. It may be bad, but it's gonna
be great.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
I told you my first real girlfriend. I mean, she
seriously scared me because she sucked my tongue so hard
it almost came out of my head.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Yeah. Say, she needed coaching up.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
And she was an older woman. She was like eighteen.
I was sixteen.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
I mean, how many guys said she terrorized.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
With with that hoover. She turned that hoover on and
it was like, he's a man. I'm like, you don't
pull back because if you pull back them, I just
you might lose the tongue. So you're like, I'm in,
but I don't know what to do.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
That's great shot.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
I was very afraid. I mean obviously it scarred me.
I mean all these, like five decades later, I'm still scared.
I'm still talking about it. That's the only time that's
ever happened. Yes, put the full hoover on me. That
girl put the full hoover on me. Oh wow, all
these years, but yeah, that's that's That was the worst kiss.
(13:18):
And I you know, she was very hot, so I
still dated her, and uh I remember some sloppy kisses.
There's also the awkwardness of like the head thing.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Don't get ahead of me. You remember saying that to
a girl one time. Don't get ahead of me when
you and when you say that, what do you mean
I need to lead on this? Don't get ahead of me?
Oh I'm taking yeah, yeah, yeah, don't get ahead of me.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
And and I'm thinking of like just the head position sometimes,
like it's like, what don't you don't see me coming
into the left or coming into the right. You're supposed
to go the other way now, like we don't. You
don't mirror me, You go the opposite of me. I
can't get to you now. Now it's nose on those
We're stuck here.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Am I going right?
Speaker 2 (14:05):
You go where you see it?
Speaker 1 (14:07):
It's like playing ticket?
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Am I going? I did it early? I'm giving you
the early bob to the right here, and you don't
follow me, You go opposite. I don't know that I've
actually had that conversation, but I have felt frustration. So anyway,
have you fixed a uh? Have you fixed a great kisser?
Is it possible to fix excuse me, fixed a bad kisser?
(14:29):
Is impossible to save a bad kisser? Those questions will
be answered tomorrow morning.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
That is so good. Okay, all right, Now, hey, what's
going on in your neighborhood? We should be talking about
what happened on then? Do you get were you a
victim of the hoover maneuver?
Speaker 2 (14:44):
I've never heard of it before or after?
Speaker 1 (14:46):
She sucked the taste buds right off your tongue. Wow, okay,
it's good. Don't forget. Tomorrow morning gets six Thirty's when
you use the answer we've already given you in the morning, mushball,
if you want to win the Eastern Corbin tickets to
be there when we when we actually indoctrinate a brand
new outdoor venue.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Have we ever done this? I don't think I've ever.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
I don't think. I don't believe I've ever been a
part of a brand new introduction to a vent.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Now we demand to be there.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Yes, okay, all right, so that'll be a six thirty.
We've already given you the answer. You give us the
answer tomorrow. It's an open book tests you just read
it to us. You can win two tickets for Eastern Corban.
Then we can get into the kissing thing. That's good,
all right, Tomorrow on the morning rush
Hello, killing Man. Hello, it is Tomorrow Show. It's today,
the twelfth of August, Tuesday, and another chance for you
to win Eastern Corbin tickets. The Man's coming to Bowman,
South Carolina. I bet you it's the first time he's
ever been to Bowman.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
If I go, it'll be the first time I've been
to Bowman. I mean, what else is there in Bowman?
Is there like anything else to do or see there?
Speaker 1 (00:28):
You know, I need to do a Google search on
Bowman so I can make sure there is. We can
take advantage of whatever it is while we get there.
Before we get there for the big show.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Yeah, I'm guessing we might be asked to go on
out there and introduce that concert, so we should prepare
for our adventure. Just I'm told this just outside of Orangeburg.
It's in Orangeburg County, so Eastern Corbin will be there
to I guess open it up. South Carolina's newest music amphitheater.
Swamp Buck Acres is the name of it. And when
(00:57):
we play what you're talking about tomorrow morning for a
pair of tickets to see Eastern Corbyn play there September
twenty six. Now the word I'm pronouncing it as coordination coordination,
it might be a mispronunciation co A d U and
a T I O N.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Well, it would almost be like you're combining two things
with a co ad nation. Yep, I'm going to say,
I'm just going to go with a combination of two things.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
It's basically that it's the process of growing together. So
you and Sally are in the yeah right now. But
it also you know, if you've got like weeds and flowers,
they've got the co ordination, that's a bad coadination. So
you can have good coordination, bad coordination.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
I like it. Yeah, So big words, big ticket, a
lot of morning brush your regular can actually use.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Could be could be that's this could be applicable to
your life. You can use the word coadination. Probably may
get a make make sure I'm pronouncing it right for you,
a pronunciation check on that before you run off and
start popping off and you're mispronouncing the big words. You're
trying to impress it.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
You don't want to act like you're you know, overly educated.
Then you end up saying it wrong because of us.
Then we got to take the blame board.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
I laughed out loud when I read this story, so
I had to put it on the Morning Rest blog
in ninety seven to five WCS dot com. I'm not
sure if you're familiar with Larsa Pippin. Larsa is the
ex wife of Hall of Famer Scottie Pippen and the
longtime girlfriend of Michael Jordan's son. Which was very, very awkward,
(02:42):
very awkward. Now let's ramp up the awkwardness shally because
Jonathan loves the awkwardness. She's also, I guess, one of
the stars of the TV show The Real Housewives of Miami. Okay,
she was recently photographed and her face was very swollen,
and she said, I had an allergic reaction to PRP
(03:09):
and I didn't know that you can have that, but
I do have it, and so my face is a
bit swollen. It should look this way for about a
week or so. That's all. This is well. Doctor my
Kaga responded, No, it's not. This is bad filler. This
(03:31):
is filler gone wrong. Your face has been overfilled, and
you should sue the doctor that did this to you.
But at no point does this look anything at all
like an allergic reaction to PRP. This is an allergic
reaction to bad fillers. So he's saying you're a liar.
She's responded, no, no, it is still an allergic reaction
(03:56):
to PRP. Now everybody is jumped on with the doctor
and saying, just admit it, just admit it. It's not
an allergic reaction. The doctor, for God's sake, is saying,
you got a lawsuit on your hands if you just
handle it right. That's how bad this filler is. So
she does look a bit like a blimp, you know,
like those big floating heads in the Macy's day Paaines,
(04:20):
that's a really bad allergic reaction if that's what's going
on there. You know, Jonathan, I mentioned this to you
off the air. Oh by the way, maybe if you
for that one, if you know somebody who's caught in
a bad lie, we'd love to hear that. Yeah, this
is this is shocking to me. We don't know how
many people this will affect, but it's been announced that
(04:42):
next month, September thirtieth, AOL will shut down its dial
up service for the Internet. Now, I'm surprised that a
couple of things. One, anybody still has dial up service.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
It is surprising.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Secondly, at its peak, how many people do you think
how many customers were there at the peak of AOL's
dial up service. This would have been somewhere late nineties
early two thousand.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Because I've forgotten what that service cost because it was
a charge.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Oh absolutely, they send you the free CD, but then
I think you had to pay like nine ten bucks
a month something like that to get involved. By two thousand,
everybody was on the internet, and everybody we know seems
to remember that dial up sound cool and the You've
got mail. That's the AOL. That's right, You've got mail.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
It was so popular. We had the movie at It.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Got Mail at its peak around two thousand and one
is when they peaked, and estimated twenty five million Americans
at it.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
How many you have it now?
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Well again, well, I'll give you an example. In twenty
nineteen they were down to two hundred and sixty five thousand,
so they lost ninety percent of their customer base in
twenty years. But again, only twenty five million Americans in
two thousand were on the Internet. That blows my mind.
I thought the whole dang country was on the Internet
by two thousand. Everybody I know can imitate that sound effecise.
(06:11):
Everybody has a memory. It would seem of your mom
picked up the phone and ruined your internet connection. Everybody
I've met can imitate that you've got mail sound effect true,
But it was less than one tenth of the country.
There was over two hundred and fifty million Americans.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Wonder what the population is that is currently that currently
has an email?
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Oh has any email address?
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Email address?
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (06:44):
I get. I would imagine that'd be an interesting stat.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
I mean it's like, well, anybody who's been to college
got one, sure, because they give you a college email address.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Twenty five years in college.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Then you've got the most corporation and if you work
for a any like you know, major company, a bank,
anything like that, they're going to force you to have
an email address. And then there's just like people who
just decided to have I think.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
My dad's got three email addresses. He's ninety one.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Yeah, I mean, when ninety year olds are rocking with
email addresses, I think everybody's got to have one. The
only ones who wouldn't have them, I guess would be children. Like,
if you're four, you probably don't have an email address,
I'm sure or not so. Boy, that's a funny question.
That'll be a future question. What age did you get
your first email address? And then and then and probably
(07:37):
about another ten to twenty years, it'll be like what
was email?
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Yeah, it's like what was a beeper?
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Yeah? What was an email?
Speaker 2 (07:45):
You had a beeper? What does that even mean? You
had a beeper? Was that a bird?
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Good?
Speaker 2 (07:51):
But anyway, Yeah, the final the end of dial up
service on the I guess on the planet will go away. Uh,
September thirtieth and again in twenty.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Ain't even imagine computers in the past twenty years even
had the availability of understanding and connecting through that through
that technology.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
I would imagine as people who still got the old computer.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
You would have to I guess you could use a
sound Well, I don't know. That's interesting. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
So there's there is that going on. Okay, we've got
a morning rush question of the day. Have you ever
coached someone on how to be a better kisser? And
we're implying here the person that you were kissing. Yes,
(08:38):
it doesn't have to be like you told you took
the boys and you told them about the the the
birds and the bees, and you said, by the way, kids.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
I think Uh, I never coached anybody, but that was
a that's a fun period when you're like nine ten
and there's an older girl in your life.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
You were kissing at ten years old.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
And you asked, like a sixteen seventeen year old, what
I might have to kiss somebody? Can you teach me
how to do that? Oh?
Speaker 2 (09:12):
My god? That works?
Speaker 1 (09:14):
You can get like five, because all the girls want
to teach you. Right, No, I don't know these things.
I've never heard of this. Oh yeah, you get yeah,
if you got it like when you were it's weird
because it was when you were nine. It's hard to
get into the circle with the older girls. So it
had to be like at the pool or something.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Okay, yeah, and you would just walk up to a
hot girl.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
I want to kiss this girl, but I don't know
how to kiss. Can you tell me how to do that?
Speaker 2 (09:38):
And what do they say?
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Well, it's hard to tell you. I'm like, well, how
am I going to know what to do? Then they
teach you.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
I'm literally great stunned.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
It's like it's like it's like a better version of
your killing me smalls when he jumped into act like
he was drowning to the lifeguard, and giving mouth to
mouth resitation. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
See, but then she called him a pervert. Yeah, she
calls him a bervard now.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
And then she secretly she loved it. See even she
enjoyed it.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
But you're saying that these girls at the pool back
when you're nine, ten years, nine years old?
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Tell well, they don't what do you? What are you thinking?
They're thinking when you because if you wait till they're
like thirteen, they got to go shut up? You know
how to kiss?
Speaker 2 (10:18):
When I was nine, I don't think I actually wanted
to kiss a girl. I don't think I was. I
was like, I think I was still kind of disgusted
by him. You grew up early, man, you were you
were a mature nine.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Year painfully heterosexual.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Again, it's not supposed to hurt. Not supposed to hurt.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
So if you.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Can, you can you fix a bad kisser? Can you
coach them up?
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Now that's a great question. I was coached, well so.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Did so? Did they tell you by the way, like
like when you're doing it, they're like, oh no wait wait,
whoa whoa slow down? You're oh, how you got to
be softer with the lips? So oh, let me try
it again? Then and then you're intentionally doing that off
a little bit, and then like next year they see
you doing it with other girls.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
I already taught that kid you had to make sure
you didn't get like too many of the same circle
because they was I'm sure they would talk about it.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
I made out with a nine year old.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
They were coaching me up.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Oh my gosh, this is this is one of the
greatest revelations we've ever had on this show. Ten years old.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
I guess like a public service. They want to help you.
You were maybe because they had bad kissers when they
were dating, so they wanted to make sure you Yeah,
this is a contribution of future generations and females.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
So and usually guys date younger women. So they were
helping out the five year olds by making out with
the nine year old, so that when the when the
when the five year olds a freshmen in high school,
so have a worthy boyfriend. It's gracious. Have you ever
(12:02):
like broken up with a girl or just like not
broken up but maybe not gone on a second date
or whatever, because you kissed her and it was like,
this is awkward, this is horrible.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
No, no, no, the worst kiss you ever have is
gonna be sloppy. It may be bad, but it's gonna
be great.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
I told you my first real girlfriend. I mean, she
seriously scared me because she sucked my tongue so hard
it almost came out of my head.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Yeah. Say, she needed coaching up.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
And she was an older woman. She was like eighteen.
I was sixteen.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
I mean, how many guys said she terrorized.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
With with that hoover. She turned that hoover on and
it was like, he's a man. I'm like, you don't
pull back because if you pull back them, I just
you might lose the tongue. So you're like, I'm in,
but I don't know what to do.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
That's great shot.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
I was very afraid. I mean obviously it scarred me.
I mean all these, like five decades later, I'm still scared.
I'm still talking about it. That's the only time that's
ever happened. Yes, put the full hoover on me. That
girl put the full hoover on me. Oh wow, all
these years, but yeah, that's that's That was the worst kiss.
(13:18):
And I you know, she was very hot, so I
still dated her, and uh I remember some sloppy kisses.
There's also the awkwardness of like the head thing.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Don't get ahead of me. You remember saying that to
a girl one time. Don't get ahead of me when
you and when you say that, what do you mean
I need to lead on this? Don't get ahead of me?
Oh I'm taking yeah, yeah, yeah, don't get ahead of me.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
And and I'm thinking of like just the head position sometimes,
like it's like, what don't you don't see me coming
into the left or coming into the right. You're supposed
to go the other way now, like we don't. You
don't mirror me, You go the opposite of me. I
can't get to you now. Now it's nose on those
We're stuck here.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Am I going right?
Speaker 2 (14:05):
You go where you see it?
Speaker 1 (14:07):
It's like playing ticket?
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Am I going? I did it early? I'm giving you
the early bob to the right here, and you don't
follow me, You go opposite. I don't know that I've
actually had that conversation, but I have felt frustration. So anyway,
have you fixed a uh? Have you fixed a great kisser?
Is it possible to fix excuse me, fixed a bad kisser?
(14:29):
Is impossible to save a bad kisser? Those questions will
be answered tomorrow morning.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
That is so good. Okay, all right, Now, hey, what's
going on in your neighborhood? We should be talking about
what happened on then? Do you get were you a
victim of the hoover maneuver?
Speaker 2 (14:44):
I've never heard of it before or after?
Speaker 1 (14:46):
She sucked the taste buds right off your tongue. Wow, okay,
it's good. Don't forget. Tomorrow morning gets six Thirty's when
you use the answer we've already given you in the morning, mushball,
if you want to win the Eastern Corbin tickets to
be there when we when we actually indoctrinate a brand
new outdoor venue.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Have we ever done this? I don't think I've ever.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
I don't think. I don't believe I've ever been a
part of a brand new introduction to a vent.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Now we demand to be there.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Yes, okay, all right, so that'll be a six thirty.
We've already given you the answer. You give us the
answer tomorrow. It's an open book tests you just read
it to us. You can win two tickets for Eastern Corban.
Then we can get into the kissing thing. That's good,
all right, Tomorrow on the morning rush
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