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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello, monsieur Kelly Nash.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Oh, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 1 (00:03):
Here we go getting ready for Friday on the morning rush.
One of the first things we're gonna do you give
you let's say that in English. One of the first
things we're gonna do is give you a chance to win. Well,
what you're talking about, that'll happen precisely at six thirty
Eastern Standard time.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Now you can't say precisely.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Well, it won't happen before six thirty.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Yes, yes we do say that. Well, we'll blah blah,
We have to to fill a minute, but we will.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Make sure you'll we turn to Tyler Ryan. It takes
about thirty seconds to give you a fifteen second forecast, and.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
It's usually the same thing most days. But anyway, we
do have that going on. For what you're talking about again,
you got two shows for Morgan Wallen and Clemson. Ours
are for the first night, June twenty sixth. The other
night is Saturday, June twenty seventh. But again we're giving
away a pair of tickets for the June twenty sixth concert.
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And what you're talking about tomorrow, I think I'm pronouncing
it properly. I might be jargeigeld myself jargolgold jargeigeld, jargeugeld jargeigeldt.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Temporarily temporarily confused.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Well, to confuse, to confuse someone, or to be confused yourself.
So like I could try to jargoigle you, or I
could be jargoyled myself.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
So that's so hard at gargoyle to myself. Yes, So
now we have the word here, part of the words.
We've got the word and the answer on the Morning
Rest Block. Even if you didn't hear any of it,
the only thing you need to hear is go to
ninety seven five w SOS dot com click on the
Morning Rush blog to get that answer. Also, while you're there,
click on the contest page to register to win. That's
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a second contest, and then the third contest that we have.
So we have all kinds of ways for you to win.
Morgan Wall on concert tickets is to follow us on
Instagram and I say us meaning ninety seven to five
WCOS dot com. Jonathan or Kelly, neither one of us
on our Instagram accounts have didley squat to get you.
And this pronunciation doesn't count. You don't have to worry
about the actual word. However, it's pronounced Yeah, you gotta
(02:06):
say the definition.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
To confuse, and you could actually use the number two
if you if you, if you don't want to say two.
So yeah, that going on now? Jonathan, Uh, did you
know that it's the it's what does the phrase say,
it's Christmas and we're all miserable? Yes, Well, apparently that
is not too far from the truth. Two thirds of
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Americans say that they're faking it. According to a new
twenty twenty five Mental Health Holiday report, two thirds of
Americans say that they're actually very stressed and wished that
there were no holidays.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
I believe that especially for guys.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
You if it's two thirds, that's most women too, Well,
that's true too. They don't want it. They don't want
the pressure.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
To get done for the family coming over and all
the cooking going on. You got to clean the kitchen,
and they got all the other stuff for the grandkids
or the kids, and you got to do the shopping,
and you get it all done and somebody check the tree.
It's a tree to need water. I mean there's more,
there's more maintenance that goes with this holiday. That's why
I say Thanksgiving is my favorite, my favorite holiday. You
got one meal, your friends coming over, you get a nap,
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you wake up, and the Detroit Lions are losing.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Thirty four percent of Americans say I would like to
ditch all holiday events. I don't want to see my family.
I don't want a Christmas tree. According to this, fifty
one percent say they feel most lonely during the holidays,
and that is especially when they're spending time quote with
loved ones. That's when they feel the most lonely because
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you can't be the real you. You have to be
the fake holiday version of yourself because mom and dad
have put that pressure on you. Hey hey, hey, we're
not talking about anything serious here, So come up with
some bs.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
To make sharing a drink they call loneliness. Yes, Billy
Joel wrote the lyric, Isn't this sad?
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Fifty one percent of Americans say the loneliest time is
having dinner with their family. Oh my god, that is
the loneliest time of the year.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Well, I enjoy the holidays. I know it's more of
a pain for Sally. I just got to worry about
the chet book. I don't think I have to worry.
I just have to keep shove the money in it,
and I know it's going to go over there, going
over the budget this year. Really happy Holidays.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
I'm guessing that fifty one percent is probably the children
who realize I can't be honest with my parents. I
can't talk about what I'm struggling about. I can't talk
about my real feelings. I got to just be like,
oh my gosh, I'm so happy. Yeah, I got a
Christmas sweater. Yay, this is lovely. Two thirds of Americans
don't want it. We don't want Christmas or Thanksgiving. Get
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rid of them both. They say, Oh my, Jonathan, you're
going to kick yourself so hard when you realize that
some genius came up with this idea and it was
under your nose the whole time, and they're going to
become multimillionaires with the the easiest thing you could ever imagine.
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It's so easy. How did we never think of this?
Go to twenty twenty five My plates? What's the name
of it again? My Plate's great auction dot Com. Some
genius down in Texas has got all the cool license
(05:25):
plate names and now he's auctioning them off. You got
thirty four days to get in on the bidding starting
bid on any one of these plates is one thousand dollars.
That's great, I mean, is that gotta guy? I mean,
it's fantastic.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
It's just like getting the best webpap addresses and waiting
on people to buy him out from under you.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
So, like he's got like the commemorative uh you know,
like every state has like their commemorative plates. Sure, so
they he's got like the commemorative Texas A and M plate,
But he got the custom Aggies. That's your name. You've
got the Texas A and m Aggie's plate plate. You've
got a Texas plate that just says friend on it.
(06:09):
You've got a Texas plate that says Astros on it.
You got uh, let's see uh Texas em so that's
the Texas plate em So if you're a gigam fan,
you're all about it. You got the commemorative I'd rather
be golfing plate with the picture of the golfer on it,
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and the license plate number is f O R.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
This guy's a genius.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
He is going to make and he's got fifty of
these plates, so he's not gonna make millions. But let's
see if he gets if he gets the thousand dollars
for each plate. He's made fifty thousand dollars. Damn it.
Why didn't we think of this?
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Well, we don't have anybody who's selling the license place
for South Carolina. Yet we got a bunch of the
commemorative plates. We could get on this right now.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Mmmm. Got he got the commemorative San Antonio Spurs plate
with the go Spurs Oh my gosh, Texas with the
word brave written across it.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Smart guy. We should be I should be at the
c doot where we gonna wrap this podcast up. I
gotta go somewhere.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Oh do you all right? Well, then go to you
gotta hurry up.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Then let me. I gotta call our friend Colonel Swedo. Hey, Swedo,
help me out. I know.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Maybe Welle'll be like, oh, I can't do that, Then
he'll do it. We got a morning rush, a regular
who apparently a couple of weeks ago, we were talking
about a guy who packed his girlfriend's bag and you
thought that was very odd. I don't know how this
guy did this, but apparently his girlfriend's getting ready for
a big weekend getaway starting tonight, and somehow yesterday apparently
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saw the luggage.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Now.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
I don't know if he rummaged through it or if
it just happened to be open and he happened to look,
But either way, he recognized the pair of underwear that
she calls her sexy underwear. So everybody, you know some lady,
you know, ladies have like there, these are my grandma panties,
these are my but these are her sexy underwear and
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she's packing those for the girl's trip. Is this I mean,
do you do further investigatory work at this point? Do
you edit slide? Do you check up and make sure
a is it really a girl's trip? Or did she
just end up saying she was going with her girls?
But no Instagram posts or posted those types of things.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Yeah, chill yourself.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Why do you have those? But why do you have those?
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Because girls walk around in front of each other half naked,
and they wear their underwear like you know, when they're
on the condo and they're all gonna get ready to
go to bed. But you've got to have fashionable underwear
for the girl's weekend because everything is a competition with
these girls.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Here we go. I'm reading from his email now it's
like he's trying to describe it. It's like lace, yeah,
and I thought it's a G string and so it's
like one of my favorite ones. It's red. It's got
lace in the front and then a G string through
the back. And I saw her put that in her suitcase.
And I'm thinking this doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Wait a minute. We got a problem, Houston. We got
a problem. Is she's not wearing that in front of
a girlfriend's I thought you were just all my skimpy,
kind of sexy, kind of fun underwear like leopard skins
and stuff like that. No, we're talking about the G string. No,
that's a problem.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
So what do you do? Is she a bisexual person?
Is the girl's trip really a girl's trip? But it's
a really freaky girl's trip? What is happening here?
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Something's happening. We need some help in this. Or maybe
somebody got to pull the veil back.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Maybe she just said, look, I was just grabbing in
the drawer. I just grabbed a whole bunch and throw
them in there.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Really is that that work? I don't know. I'm trying
to help her out, and you're taking the sling shot.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
The guy's got the banana hammocks you were in the
banana hammock, are you? I don't. I wouldn't even know
what to say to this girl.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Something's going on. I had the uh, I had the
wrong imagery in my mind.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
She got the thong that don't dung dong?
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Yes, I heard that thong song back in the daygot
about the thong song.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
She got the thong to don't dunk Dong.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
That's good.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
That song is probably twenty five You gotta be that's crazy.
I just thought of that twenty five years old, the
flipping thong song.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
I thought about something the other day you'd never hear again,
not even on an oldie station. Remember the song by
Joe Text called Ain't Gonna Bump No More? But No
Big Fat Woman? Kind of kind of Yeah, you'd never
hear that on the radio anymore. But it was. It
was the big It was a big thing on the
dance floor back in the disco day.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Disco era had some weird music. No, I'm not gonna
lie about it. For those of you who aren't there
in the seventies, it was down a freaky By the way,
speaking of back in the seventies, I saw this and
I thought of you, and I actually meant to text you,
and I forgot to do it. It may have already happened,
but they were selling tickets for like fifty dollars or
something for the fiftieth anniversary of the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Yeah, I saw it's gonna be happening out. I forgot
which theater it is.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
I was thinking, Man, if anybody loves it, it's Jonathan Rush.
Jonathan Rush lived for the Rocky Horror Picture Show, like
every weekend.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
I used to go to different theaters in far away
towns so I could get different lines because you always
saw your friends at the Rocky Horror Picture Show. You're
a Rocky Horror Picture Show theater, and everybody had the lines.
We had the same lines. But if you got a
new line, oh you gotta stand. Oh you got a
standing ovation.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Like he came up with it. I stole it. I
stole it from Augusta, my favorite.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
I don't know where I stop. I think I stole
it from Greenble Oh, Charlotte. I think I went to Charlotte.
But when Rocky comes off the diving board into the pool,
and right before he comes up, you stand up in
yell ladies and gentlemen, Miss Eliza man Ellen. It looks
just like life. And I got a stand and go
next week. Everybody else that's like, now you got another line.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
I got to come up with another new one.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
That was a great cult movie.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
How many lines do you think if you were to
go to this? Oh my god, how many lines would
you remember? And then sometimes you would not remember and
somebody else would use them and you go, dang it,
I forgot. I had that at my repertoire.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
That you know. I'm sure you could go online to
a web page. Somebody's written them all down by it.
Oh yeah, I view it and be ready for the
fiftieth anniversary.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
So is that something you're gonna buy tickets to.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
I really ought to go to it, just just for
the fun. I think the crowd might be a little
different this time. Why, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
They're all going to be over sixty or fifty.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
There's no teenagers knowing.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
No, So it's Docter Scott.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Yeah, it's the teenagers of nineteen seventy eight. That's who's coming.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Oh, it's just to jump to the left, boring, And
then I jumped to the right. Put the hands of
your hips. All right, we're all standing up and dancing.
It's popcorn. Fine. Everybody's got a copy of the Plain
Dealer newspaper. They had to order them from Cleveland.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
You wonder how this even started.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Yeah, I wanted. You can't even get a copy of
the Plain Dealer newspaper anymore. They don't print it.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Why would they? Well, I guess now we still have
the don't we get the state of the posting.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
The Plane Dealer still in existence, But you had to
have a copy of that.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
That's the paper of record exactly for Cleveland.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Nice. We got people listening going, what the hell are
they talking about?
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Well, the Rocky Horror Pictures show. I you know, that's
one of those things where I have no idea how
that tradition started of everybody kind of being a part
of the move was.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
So campy that you had to do something to entertain yourself.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
But somebody had to be the first. Probably some gay
community on Hollywood or something started it, and then some
straight people saw it and they took it to their
community and this is fun, and then everybody's like.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
This is weird.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Let's go back next Friday night and give it a.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Chef fun with with the cross dressers. Back then it
was so inn It's just Chris.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
We didn't know what was going on.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
I mean, come on, we just come out of the
era of where you had the one with those beauty pagets. Yes,
I've been in one of those one.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Now you didn't win that one? Did you know?
Speaker 1 (14:13):
It came in second? That could have been because I
fail on my high heels or did you so graceful?
Speaker 2 (14:18):
Oh right?
Speaker 1 (14:19):
So, hey, what's going on in your neighborhood. We should
be talking about you and how to reach out to us.
To social media, you're going to go to the Rocky Horror.
What's the line you could add to put that on
the top bat button. You can also use the talk
bab button just event whatever you want to. We can
always use those. We just look for ways for you
to get involve of the program. We're going to do
that at six thirty tomorrow morning, not a second before,
maybe a minute after, but not a second before, for
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you to win Morgan Wallent tickets.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
But just so I know, on the talkback feature, if
they're listening to it, well obviously they're listening to us
on some sort of internet device right now. But it's
only if you're listening to ninety seven five w COS
that the on the iHeartRadio app that the talkback feature
gets to us, right, is there one? There's not one
that's on the podcast, is there? So you have to
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flip it over to w c S right now, which
should be pre set number two for you underneath pre
set number one being the Tomorrow Show Today podcast, and
then just give us a message there.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
All right, we're going to reconvene tomorrow. Unconventional Conventionist the
Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
When I saw that, I was like, oh my gosh,
Jonathan Rush would love this.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Tim Frank Innverter was played by Tim I don't want to,
said Tim Dalton.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
But that's not right.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
I can. I never remember the guy.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
I don't know. He's the dark haired guy. He was
in a couple of campy movies.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Oh, he was in some great movies though. He was
in Hunt for Red October. Yeah, Captain, we've been sabotaged.
But what about said sabotage.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
But he was also in Clue. Yeah, if you ever
saw a Clue, he's very campy and clue.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
I don't want to cheat and go to the internet.
I'm not going to Tim frank Inverter.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Okay, that's not sticking with Frankenfurter. No, no, no, you
said it.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
We're claiming it.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
In riff Raff, my favorite character in the movie. All right, now,
we'll do all that tomorrow when it's think out. It's
Friday in the morning, rush