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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello, Kelly Nash, Yes, sirs, tomorrow show today. Tomorrow's upday
already the thirteenth of November, and then we're slided into
the weekend. We've got a big one coming up, and
one of the big things coming up is the following
weekend with jelly Roll tickets. Tomorrow morning is six thirty.
What you're talking about, Kelly always gives you the answer
(00:22):
on the block, He'll give you the answer of the podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
I'm surprised that jelly Roll still has to advertise right now.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
I saw his billboard the other day and I'm like,
so we have not sold out that show, like the
hottest show ever.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
And that show's not sold out. You could still buy
tickets to see jelly Roll. That's absolutely baffling to me.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
By the times, it's tough, Kelly.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
I have a friend who might be selling some as well.
I'm assuming his are going to be like front Row
because he is rich and.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
He says got lots of cash.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
He sent me a text message this morning that he
found out, even though he bought those tickets months ago,
that two of his kids have surprise school functions that
are happening.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Now.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
When's a basketball game? Now? What the other one is.
But he's like, so, no, I can't go to the
damn Jelly Roll concert.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
He ain't got buy your kids' schedule money.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
No, no, no, he does not.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
He'd call the school and said, hey, you need to
reschedule this. I got Jelly Roll coming to town.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Maybe we'll talk about that tomorrow. What did your kids
schedule screw you out of? What did you lose out
on because of that? I believe my mother told me
years ago that she missed Woodstock, Oh my word, because
we weren't that far from Woodstock where I lived in Hartford,
probably about an hour and a half away, like going
(01:41):
to a concert in Greenville. Sure, but I was two
and she couldn't get a babysitter.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
For some damn Kelly, look what happened.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
But she said, we didn't know it was going to
be like that. We just thought it was gonna be
a cool little concert, and all of a sudden, it's
like the event of the decade or the century or whatever.
So I guess I ruined that.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Imagine if she had taken you, two year old Kelly
Nash sliding down the hill at Witchtock.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Well, like they're in a lot of babies.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
There a ton of them.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
I see, I see a lot of people couldn't get babysitters.
They took them, They took them. Mom, I could have
been a part of history, Nelly could have been there. Instead,
I was just gnawn on the carpet back in Hartford. Anyway,
six thirty tomorrow. You want your Jelly Roll concert tickets?
The question? And I listened to our little friend who
(02:28):
does the pronunciations. Yes, so I know how to say
it now. The word is pronounced crapuscular. Crapuscular.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Oh, that's that's a that's an uneven texture.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
No, it is something that is active during dawn and dusk. Oh,
so they're like they gave an example of a gerbils.
Gerbils are active at dawn and at dusk.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
I didn't know about the dawn.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
I was going to say, Jonathan and Kelly despised there,
great puscular. Yes, yes, they are active at dusk and
at dawn. And I don't want to be active at dawn.
I want to be asleep at dawn. But that's neither
here nor there. Great puscular, great puscular. Yes, that's a
big word. There will get you big tickets to see
(03:22):
The Big Man jelly Roll.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
I wonder if.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Monkeys you're obsessed with this monkey story.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
We got now dog sized lizards, and we just learned
bigfoot are in fact great puscular.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Now, do you think per chance that the big Bigfoot
story is actually just clickbait, that it's not really bigfoot?
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Well? Delicious because they identified the guy who witnessed bigfoot
while hunting, and they identified him as a police officer,
but all they gave us was his initials. They don't
give us his name, which leads me to believe it
somebody's jerking my chain.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Have you ever seen I don't know if the name
of the show is like Sasquatch Hunter or something like that,
but do you know what I'm talking about? And the
guy talks about stuff as if it's fact, right, which
makes me like, I'm like, how many people are going
along with this? He's like, well, you know, you know
what do they call them? Squatches? Squatches feces are going
(04:29):
to be a little bit larger than you know, and
they'll throw out like something like a dog or something.
It's like it's gonna be a little bit larger than
a German shepherd's feces. There's no such thing as a sasquatch, right, Oh,
and everybody knows that squatches in the fall, that's when
they tend. That's their mating season or whatever. He'll just
say something like, there is no It's.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Like it's also it's also their shedding season.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Right, Yeah, it's like, well, tooth fairy, right, we all
know that the tooth fair mates. How does the tooth
fairy mate? When does the tooth fairy mate? What mates
with the tooth fairy? What are sasquatches mating?
Speaker 1 (05:08):
With the inference of third party credibility? We all know that.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Yeah, right, when somebody says right in the middle of
the if they make a declarative statement and then throw
in the.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Right that all the time recently, Oh, all.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
The talking heads do it whenever you see a talking head.
So we know we're headed towards demise. Right, Yeah, the
world will be over in five years, right, right? Shut top,
use the older I get, the more I quote Archie Bunker. Yeah. Anyway,
let's move on to other things that we can talk about. Jonathan,
(05:44):
you found this story this morning, and I find it
sad disheartening that in the United States of America, people
who were surveyed by the group wallet hub, which we
sometimes quote these people the one that I take away
the most out of this they're holiday shopping survey one
(06:07):
well they say more than one. I'll just say one
in three, but they said more than one in three.
Americans are fore going gifts this season due to inflation.
They're too poor to give their kids a Christmas present?
Are you flipping? Kid?
Speaker 1 (06:24):
And me?
Speaker 2 (06:25):
What have we done to ourselves?
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Now?
Speaker 2 (06:27):
One in four Americans are still paying off last year's
holiday debt, and twenty percent of Americans say they plan
to apply for a new credit card just in order
to buy gifts this holiday.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
That's the one that kills me. We've just read that
there are people who can't afford Christmas.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Well you these people can't either. No, so they're just
going to find out a way to get more in debt.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Yes, that's truly amazing. They're still in debt from last year.
We're going to do it again.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Maybe maybe maybe they're not all you know, maybe we're
that a little bit more than like some of them
are not the same people.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Sally and are having this conversation Friday, what are we
going to do for Christmas. How we're going to handle
Christmas this year? Sally loves Christmas code speak for it.
Sally loves to buy presents.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Sally loves spending money bunches anyway I can spend it.
I love it, bunches.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
And I don't want to say it makes me angry,
because that would seem unfestive of me. But when I
look at the Christmas tree like three days before Christmas,
and I those Santa's yet to bring out his presence.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
And we were already got thousands of dollars under there.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Yeah, and the cat is in somewhere inside that mountain
of presents, I'm like, my god, what are we doing
again this year?
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Well, don't you know that debt is her love language,
my love it's going in dead.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
I hope she doesn't listen to a particular podcast.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
One in three. Are gonna just not have any gifts
this year? I mean that's actually responsible. That's the proper
thing to do. If you're in debt, if you're still
paying off last year's Christmas presents, you shouldn't be buying
Christmas presents this year. You shouldn't be traveling this year.
Sometimes being an adult means making tough decisions, and that's
one of them.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
I think I've come about with that. I know why
I didn't do this years ago. I don't know because
my kids are to age now where they don't have
to unwrap something, although Sally that's her big thing. Everybody's
got to unwrap something.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Well, let's unwrap some homemade gifts.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
So she says, maybe we should just give them a
check this year, and I'm like, that's a good idea.
Let's sit down and talk about how much that check
is gonna be per four kids. Whether the merit or
not they get the same amount.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Might be cheaper to buy a gift.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
I don't know, no, because she keeps buying them.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
What if she says, I think it's a five thousand
dollars check, I mean, you know, I feel bad we
didn't buy something, so we gotta give them five grand each.
It's only twenty grand. Don't make a big deal out
of it. And we got to go get a special
boxes because it's so minuscule. It's just a check, So
I'll probably spend one hundred bucks on each box. It's
(09:22):
got to be very special to put under the tree.
That's great.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
It's like forget we got baby first Christmas. We got
little Thomas. This is his first Christmas.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Dude, that's a you know what, that is a great question.
How big do you go on babies first Christmas? It's
like how big do you go on baby's first birthday?
Do you? The kid has no recollection? The kid won't
even be interested in legit. Oh I shouldn't say legit.
I'm gen X. Maybe we're different. Most people do not
(09:54):
care to see their first Christmas photos. They might like
to see one photo of themselves with the family, but
them opening up whatever was the hot gift that year. Yeah,
they don't give a rip. They're not going to give
a rip. I hope you didn't spend a whole lot
on baby's first Christmas. But they will, oh yeah, and
they'll give him gifts that he doesn't care about.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
This is the first.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
The kid would be just as happy. I mean, I
don't even I mean don't Most babies like to just
eat their hand. That's like one of their favorite things
to do is eat their hand, isn't it? Or their foot?
Speaker 1 (10:32):
God?
Speaker 2 (10:33):
I guess maybe if I could eat my foot right now,
I might like it. I haven't been able to do
it in fifty five years or so, but they will not.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Toes and candy apple. Uh, what's that? Candy apples?
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Just candy? Yeah, that red sauce or whatever. I mean,
that might be the best Christmas ever. Just gnaw on
your foot, kid, and we'll put a little candy apple
stuff out of where you'll dip it the candy app
but to go out. And I remember somebody gave my
son Jordan, and now obviously they were trying to impress me,
but it really just took me back and I was like,
are you seriously doing this? They bought and Jordan was
(11:09):
born in nineteen ninety three. They bought a pair of
air Jordans for Jordan when he was born.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
I mean these things were like fifty eight dollars in
nineteen ninety three, and I was like, he'll never be
able to walk in these. By the time his foot,
you know, he'll outgrow these before he understands how to
put his foot on the ground and walk. So this
is just for photos.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
By the time we move into diaper size number two,
he's already outgrown the shoes.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Yeah, you spent fifty eight bucks on something he can
never use other than to.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Christmas ornament, the one that won't break when it falls
off the tree.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
I wonder what happened to his air Jordan's.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Actually, that would have been a perfect Christmas ornament.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
His mom's probably got him somewhere. What a great idea.
I need to get that for Thomas air Jordan's. Now,
they're probably one hundred and fifty eight dollars.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Not getting me here at Jordan's. I need to get
I need to get up.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
I get some mode arm or game cock here.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Yeah, and why don't they make babies first Christmas ornaments
out of something that won't break? Oh? Anybody still the
babies first first baby's, baby's first Christmas ornament? I don't
make it out of something that won't break.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
I'm not that sentimental, so I don't. I mean, you're
the You're sentimental enough for both of us, so totally
you you love all these things. I have no totally
first ornaments. I'm sure I have them somewhere in a
box that's something like my mother or my wife made
me keep somewhere, But I really couldn't give a rip.
And I also, and I'm also not interested in new
(12:45):
stuff either. That's the other thing I'm just not interested.
Apparently my wife, Like I was looking at the pictures
like the other day and I was like, oh, look
at that cool wreath. Now, I know my wife doesn't
listen to the podcast, so I can I can let
the cat out of the bag here. I said that
intentionally because I know that she wants to get a
new Christmas wreath. So I pointed out how great the
Christmas wreath looked last year, and the hopes that we
(13:08):
could save the money. Yeah, just go with last year's no, sir,
Maybe I should try to attach sentimental fake sentimental, uh
you know, feelings to it. Oh my gosh, that was
the That was the one from our seventh Christmas. There's
a couple as a married couple. Are you going to
get rid of the seventh crew? That's the lucky one
(13:28):
in the Bible. That's the number of completion. You're throwing
away our completion number.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Oh, what's happened in your neighborhood? We should be talking about.
You're getting ready for Christmas? What's you got going on?
How did you go think about to spend on a
tree this year?
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Can we have somebody to volunteer to chop down the
tree and give it to us, like those suckers in
Massachusetts did for the National Christmas Tree. We had one tree.
Go ahead, take it.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
I thought about this the other day's Ally said she
wanted to go to the mountains, and I thought this
would be the perfect We began to go to the
mountains because we have to have what's the name of
that tree. It only grows in North Carolina. It's the
closest geographically you can grow the Fraser fur, I'll just
say fur. And I thought what you could do is
we could go to the mountains, okay, spend the night
okay in a nice hotel, cut down a Fraser fur,
(14:17):
drive it back down the mountains, and I bet you
I would end up saving money.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Oh, spending a night at a hotel rather than just
going and buying me somewhere.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
I bet you I'm buy a Fraser fur for half
the price here, because I bet you they're going to
be one hundred and fifty one hundred and seventy five
dollars this year.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Okay, but you think you think you can get into
a hotel for less than one hundred and fifty, Well.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
No, so what I'm saying then I get the Fraser
fur for like twenty five bucks. The mountains are full.
Leve them.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Oh you get it for free. Chevy Chase style. You
just wander out there in the woodsy my chaseaw would
be exactly shot doing that. Brother, Now it wasn't Chevy Chase.
What was the one that I was thinking of? I'm
thinking of Mark Wahlberg and Will Ferrell and Daddy's Home too.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
It was a funny movie. That's a funny move.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Don't chop down the cell phone tower.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
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Speaker 2 (15:14):
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Speaker 1 (15:16):
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Hello, Kelly Nash, Yes, sirs, tomorrow show today. Tomorrow's upday
already the thirteenth of November, and then we're slided into
the weekend. We've got a big one coming up, and
one of the big things coming up is the following
weekend with jelly Roll tickets. Tomorrow morning is six thirty.
What you're talking about, Kelly always gives you the answer
(00:22):
on the block, He'll give you the answer of the podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
I'm surprised that jelly Roll still has to advertise right now.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
I saw his billboard the other day and I'm like,
so we have not sold out that show, like the
hottest show ever.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
And that show's not sold out. You could still buy
tickets to see jelly Roll. That's absolutely baffling to me.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
By the times, it's tough, Kelly.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
I have a friend who might be selling some as well.
I'm assuming his are going to be like front Row
because he is rich and.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
He says got lots of cash.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
He sent me a text message this morning that he
found out, even though he bought those tickets months ago,
that two of his kids have surprise school functions that
are happening.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Now.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
When's a basketball game? Now? What the other one is.
But he's like, so, no, I can't go to the
damn Jelly Roll concert.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
He ain't got buy your kids' schedule money.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
No, no, no, he does not.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
He'd call the school and said, hey, you need to
reschedule this. I got Jelly Roll coming to town.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Maybe we'll talk about that tomorrow. What did your kids
schedule screw you out of? What did you lose out
on because of that? I believe my mother told me
years ago that she missed Woodstock, Oh my word, because
we weren't that far from Woodstock where I lived in Hartford,
probably about an hour and a half away, like going
(01:41):
to a concert in Greenville. Sure, but I was two
and she couldn't get a babysitter.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
For some damn Kelly, look what happened.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
But she said, we didn't know it was going to
be like that. We just thought it was gonna be
a cool little concert, and all of a sudden, it's
like the event of the decade or the century or whatever.
So I guess I ruined that.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Imagine if she had taken you, two year old Kelly
Nash sliding down the hill at Witchtock.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Well, like they're in a lot of babies.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
There a ton of them.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
I see, I see a lot of people couldn't get babysitters.
They took them, They took them. Mom, I could have
been a part of history, Nelly could have been there. Instead,
I was just gnawn on the carpet back in Hartford. Anyway,
six thirty tomorrow. You want your Jelly Roll concert tickets?
The question? And I listened to our little friend who
(02:28):
does the pronunciations. Yes, so I know how to say
it now. The word is pronounced crapuscular. Crapuscular.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Oh, that's that's a that's an uneven texture.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
No, it is something that is active during dawn and dusk. Oh,
so they're like they gave an example of a gerbils.
Gerbils are active at dawn and at dusk.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
I didn't know about the dawn.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
I was going to say, Jonathan and Kelly despised there,
great puscular. Yes, yes, they are active at dusk and
at dawn. And I don't want to be active at dawn.
I want to be asleep at dawn. But that's neither
here nor there. Great puscular, great puscular. Yes, that's a
big word. There will get you big tickets to see
(03:22):
The Big Man jelly Roll.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
I wonder if.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Monkeys you're obsessed with this monkey story.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
We got now dog sized lizards, and we just learned
bigfoot are in fact great puscular.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Now, do you think per chance that the big Bigfoot
story is actually just clickbait, that it's not really bigfoot?
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Well? Delicious because they identified the guy who witnessed bigfoot
while hunting, and they identified him as a police officer,
but all they gave us was his initials. They don't
give us his name, which leads me to believe it
somebody's jerking my chain.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Have you ever seen I don't know if the name
of the show is like Sasquatch Hunter or something like that,
but do you know what I'm talking about? And the
guy talks about stuff as if it's fact, right, which
makes me like, I'm like, how many people are going
along with this? He's like, well, you know, you know
what do they call them? Squatches? Squatches feces are going
(04:29):
to be a little bit larger than you know, and
they'll throw out like something like a dog or something.
It's like it's gonna be a little bit larger than
a German shepherd's feces. There's no such thing as a sasquatch, right, Oh,
and everybody knows that squatches in the fall, that's when
they tend. That's their mating season or whatever. He'll just
say something like, there is no It's.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Like it's also it's also their shedding season.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Right, Yeah, it's like, well, tooth fairy, right, we all
know that the tooth fair mates. How does the tooth
fairy mate? When does the tooth fairy mate? What mates
with the tooth fairy? What are sasquatches mating?
Speaker 1 (05:08):
With the inference of third party credibility? We all know that.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Yeah, right, when somebody says right in the middle of
the if they make a declarative statement and then throw
in the.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Right that all the time recently, Oh, all.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
The talking heads do it whenever you see a talking head.
So we know we're headed towards demise. Right, Yeah, the
world will be over in five years, right, right? Shut top,
use the older I get, the more I quote Archie Bunker. Yeah. Anyway,
let's move on to other things that we can talk about. Jonathan,
(05:44):
you found this story this morning, and I find it
sad disheartening that in the United States of America, people
who were surveyed by the group wallet hub, which we
sometimes quote these people the one that I take away
the most out of this they're holiday shopping survey one
(06:07):
well they say more than one. I'll just say one
in three, but they said more than one in three.
Americans are fore going gifts this season due to inflation.
They're too poor to give their kids a Christmas present?
Are you flipping? Kid?
Speaker 1 (06:24):
And me?
Speaker 2 (06:25):
What have we done to ourselves?
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Now?
Speaker 2 (06:27):
One in four Americans are still paying off last year's
holiday debt, and twenty percent of Americans say they plan
to apply for a new credit card just in order
to buy gifts this holiday.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
That's the one that kills me. We've just read that
there are people who can't afford Christmas.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Well you these people can't either. No, so they're just
going to find out a way to get more in debt.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Yes, that's truly amazing. They're still in debt from last year.
We're going to do it again.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Maybe maybe maybe they're not all you know, maybe we're
that a little bit more than like some of them
are not the same people.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Sally and are having this conversation Friday, what are we
going to do for Christmas. How we're going to handle
Christmas this year? Sally loves Christmas code speak for it.
Sally loves to buy presents.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Sally loves spending money bunches anyway I can spend it.
I love it, bunches.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
And I don't want to say it makes me angry,
because that would seem unfestive of me. But when I
look at the Christmas tree like three days before Christmas,
and I those Santa's yet to bring out his presence.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
And we were already got thousands of dollars under there.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Yeah, and the cat is in somewhere inside that mountain
of presents, I'm like, my god, what are we doing
again this year?
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Well, don't you know that debt is her love language,
my love it's going in dead.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
I hope she doesn't listen to a particular podcast.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
One in three. Are gonna just not have any gifts
this year? I mean that's actually responsible. That's the proper
thing to do. If you're in debt, if you're still
paying off last year's Christmas presents, you shouldn't be buying
Christmas presents this year. You shouldn't be traveling this year.
Sometimes being an adult means making tough decisions, and that's
one of them.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
I think I've come about with that. I know why
I didn't do this years ago. I don't know because
my kids are to age now where they don't have
to unwrap something, although Sally that's her big thing. Everybody's
got to unwrap something.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Well, let's unwrap some homemade gifts.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
So she says, maybe we should just give them a
check this year, and I'm like, that's a good idea.
Let's sit down and talk about how much that check
is gonna be per four kids. Whether the merit or
not they get the same amount.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Might be cheaper to buy a gift.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
I don't know, no, because she keeps buying them.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
What if she says, I think it's a five thousand
dollars check, I mean, you know, I feel bad we
didn't buy something, so we gotta give them five grand each.
It's only twenty grand. Don't make a big deal out
of it. And we got to go get a special
boxes because it's so minuscule. It's just a check, So
I'll probably spend one hundred bucks on each box. It's
(09:22):
got to be very special to put under the tree.
That's great.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
It's like forget we got baby first Christmas. We got
little Thomas. This is his first Christmas.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Dude, that's a you know what, that is a great question.
How big do you go on babies first Christmas? It's
like how big do you go on baby's first birthday?
Do you? The kid has no recollection? The kid won't
even be interested in legit. Oh I shouldn't say legit.
I'm gen X. Maybe we're different. Most people do not
(09:54):
care to see their first Christmas photos. They might like
to see one photo of themselves with the family, but
them opening up whatever was the hot gift that year. Yeah,
they don't give a rip. They're not going to give
a rip. I hope you didn't spend a whole lot
on baby's first Christmas. But they will, oh yeah, and
they'll give him gifts that he doesn't care about.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
This is the first.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
The kid would be just as happy. I mean, I
don't even I mean don't Most babies like to just
eat their hand. That's like one of their favorite things
to do is eat their hand, isn't it? Or their foot?
Speaker 1 (10:32):
God?
Speaker 2 (10:33):
I guess maybe if I could eat my foot right now,
I might like it. I haven't been able to do
it in fifty five years or so, but they will not.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Toes and candy apple. Uh, what's that? Candy apples?
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Just candy? Yeah, that red sauce or whatever. I mean,
that might be the best Christmas ever. Just gnaw on
your foot, kid, and we'll put a little candy apple
stuff out of where you'll dip it the candy app
but to go out. And I remember somebody gave my
son Jordan, and now obviously they were trying to impress me,
but it really just took me back and I was like,
are you seriously doing this? They bought and Jordan was
(11:09):
born in nineteen ninety three. They bought a pair of
air Jordans for Jordan when he was born.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
I mean these things were like fifty eight dollars in
nineteen ninety three, and I was like, he'll never be
able to walk in these. By the time his foot,
you know, he'll outgrow these before he understands how to
put his foot on the ground and walk. So this
is just for photos.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
By the time we move into diaper size number two,
he's already outgrown the shoes.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Yeah, you spent fifty eight bucks on something he can
never use other than to.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Christmas ornament, the one that won't break when it falls
off the tree.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
I wonder what happened to his air Jordan's.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Actually, that would have been a perfect Christmas ornament.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
His mom's probably got him somewhere. What a great idea.
I need to get that for Thomas air Jordan's. Now,
they're probably one hundred and fifty eight dollars.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Not getting me here at Jordan's. I need to get
I need to get up.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
I get some mode arm or game cock here.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Yeah, and why don't they make babies first Christmas ornaments
out of something that won't break? Oh? Anybody still the
babies first first baby's, baby's first Christmas ornament? I don't
make it out of something that won't break.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
I'm not that sentimental, so I don't. I mean, you're
the You're sentimental enough for both of us, so totally
you you love all these things. I have no totally
first ornaments. I'm sure I have them somewhere in a
box that's something like my mother or my wife made
me keep somewhere, But I really couldn't give a rip.
And I also, and I'm also not interested in new
(12:45):
stuff either. That's the other thing I'm just not interested.
Apparently my wife, Like I was looking at the pictures
like the other day and I was like, oh, look
at that cool wreath. Now, I know my wife doesn't
listen to the podcast, so I can I can let
the cat out of the bag here. I said that
intentionally because I know that she wants to get a
new Christmas wreath. So I pointed out how great the
Christmas wreath looked last year, and the hopes that we
(13:08):
could save the money. Yeah, just go with last year's no, sir,
Maybe I should try to attach sentimental fake sentimental, uh
you know, feelings to it. Oh my gosh, that was
the That was the one from our seventh Christmas. There's
a couple as a married couple. Are you going to
get rid of the seventh crew? That's the lucky one
(13:28):
in the Bible. That's the number of completion. You're throwing
away our completion number.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Oh, what's happened in your neighborhood? We should be talking about.
You're getting ready for Christmas? What's you got going on?
How did you go think about to spend on a
tree this year?
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Can we have somebody to volunteer to chop down the
tree and give it to us, like those suckers in
Massachusetts did for the National Christmas Tree. We had one tree.
Go ahead, take it.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
I thought about this the other day's Ally said she
wanted to go to the mountains, and I thought this
would be the perfect We began to go to the
mountains because we have to have what's the name of
that tree. It only grows in North Carolina. It's the
closest geographically you can grow the Fraser fur, I'll just
say fur. And I thought what you could do is
we could go to the mountains, okay, spend the night
okay in a nice hotel, cut down a Fraser fur,
(14:17):
drive it back down the mountains, and I bet you
I would end up saving money.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Oh, spending a night at a hotel rather than just
going and buying me somewhere.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
I bet you I'm buy a Fraser fur for half
the price here, because I bet you they're going to
be one hundred and fifty one hundred and seventy five
dollars this year.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Okay, but you think you think you can get into
a hotel for less than one hundred and fifty, Well.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
No, so what I'm saying then I get the Fraser
fur for like twenty five bucks. The mountains are full.
Leve them.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Oh you get it for free. Chevy Chase style. You
just wander out there in the woodsy my chaseaw would
be exactly shot doing that. Brother, Now it wasn't Chevy Chase.
What was the one that I was thinking of? I'm
thinking of Mark Wahlberg and Will Ferrell and Daddy's Home too.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
It was a funny movie. That's a funny move.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Don't chop down the cell phone tower.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
That's hysterical. That's a funny Hey, reach out to us
on social media. You know how to do that if
you want to email us. I'm rushing at ninety seven
five to US dot com.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Nash at ninety seven five WUS dot com.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
When tomorrow we start talking, you start talking, to use
the same number if you want to start winning, We
do that at six point thirty for the general ticket.
Sure he got the answer to TATO three nine seven
eight nine two six seven eight to three ninety seven
eight w cos in the morning, Rush
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