July 17, 2025 • 17 mins
“What would you do if someone broke into your house—call 911 or grab a hammer?” In this wildly entertaining and thought-provoking episode of The JB and Sandy Show, the crew dives into everything from Texas gun culture to the most outrageous ways to consume alcohol—and somehow, it all makes perfect sense. The show kicks off with a cultural curveball: an Austrian woman living in Austin is stunned by the “We Don’t Call 911” signs proudly displayed in Texas yards. This sparks a deep (and hilarious) conversation about self-defense laws, concealed carry classes, and the stark contrast between European and American attitudes toward guns. Then, things take a turn—from serious to seriously funny—as JB, Sandy, and Tricia go down memory lane, recalling the craziest drinking traditions they’ve ever witnessed (or participated in). From ice luges and body shots to vodka-injected oranges and beer bongs, no method is too wild for this crew. “I’ve never had a Long Island Iced Tea in my life—and that’s one of my proudest drinking achievements.” “We drank a case and a half of beer in 24 hours. I was impressed.” Whether you’re here for the laughs, the nostalgia, or the cultural commentary, this episode delivers it all with the signature JB and Sandy charm.
👥 About the Hosts: JB and Sandy, along with the always-hilarious Tricia, bring their unfiltered takes and infectious chemistry to every episode. From serious topics to silly games, they keep listeners laughing, thinking, and coming back for more. 🔥 Memorable Moments:
👥 About the Hosts: JB and Sandy, along with the always-hilarious Tricia, bring their unfiltered takes and infectious chemistry to every episode. From serious topics to silly games, they keep listeners laughing, thinking, and coming back for more. 🔥 Memorable Moments:
- The debate over whether it’s better to shoot or “beat up” a burglar
- Tricia’s love for Luby’s whipped cheese pie
- JB’s mosquito war and his arsenal of backyard bug-zapping gadgets
- The ultimate drinking game: “Ways You’ve Consumed Alcohol”
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is the JB and Sandy Show on Austin's eighty
station one oh three point one, streaming on the iHeartRadio app.
I think everyone would imagine that if you moved to
a foreign country, there would be some things that you
need to get used to culturally, things that are just different.
And that's the case with the woman that moved to
Austin from Austria. And she there's one thing in particular,
(00:24):
she was aware that there would be cultural differences, but
the one thing that she just can't get her brain
around is a message that a lot of Texans send
in their front yard or on their vehicle, and.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
It is warning.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
It's a sign that says warning, protected by and then
there is a drawing of a handgun and underneath it
says we do not call nine to one one.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
This Austrian woman cannot get her brain around that.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
She's saying that there's culture shock to come back to
the United States. Definitely culture shock living in Texas. And
she said, this is a sign that I see most
in Texas neighborhoods saying if you come to my house,
I'm not going to call the cops.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
I'm going to shoot you. And she is blown away
by this.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Yeah, I mean have you seen the videos on Instagram
of its like I don't know, a fighter jet or
a Blackhawk helicopter, or NASCAR or a football stadium.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
And it says the European mind cannot comprehend this.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
They just can't get their brains around. Have you seen
the ones that say protected by Magnum three fifty seven.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
I've seen stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Yeah right, It's like, hey, I guess cultures are different, right, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
She said if I put this same sign in my
front yard in Europe, the police would be there in
a heartbeat.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Really yes, yeah. Wow.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
I saw a clip recently of a Canadian police officer
talking about he was telling the Canadians that you should
not lock your doors to your home and just leave
your key bobs oh yeah, inside the door, because they're
not there to rob you. They're there to steal your car.
So just unlock the door and leave the keyfob there make.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
It easier for them to steal your stuff.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
And that clip and then that clip segues from him
to a sheriff in Florida that says, if someone breaks
in your house in the state of Florida, you have
absolutely every right in the world to shoot them. In fact,
we prefer that you do shoot them justice, right, so
(02:28):
we don't have to mess with them. He literally said that,
encouraging them to do it. So, boy, you got to
be a fool to break into someone's house while.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
They're at their home.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
I mean, yeah, it's you're putting people in in a
in a split second decision. Yeah, sort of. And if
you want to protect your family, right.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
You learn about this in your concealed class, right.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
I did take his concealed class, and it, boy, if
it teaches you anything, it teaches you not to use
that gun unless your or your family's life is threatened.
And you know, people will wave a gun over you know,
you know, like road rage, which is stupid and illegal. Yeah,
waving your gun, doing a warning shot and waving your
(03:18):
gun is illegal. Doing a warning shot in the air
is illegal. The laws are in Texas anyway, are much
more in your favor if you have to use your
gun at night versus during the day, just because it's
just old, old, old Texas law. And then the other
(03:38):
interesting thing that they said that I thought was really
interesting is even if you're in the right to shoot someone,
you're probably going to spend minimum twenty thousand dollars defending yourself.
Oh wow, if you're totally right and everyone's going to go. Hey,
he was defending his family. If it goes to court,
(03:59):
you're going to spend twenty grand. So don't have a
problem with that if I'm defending my my life or
my family life. Right, But he said, if someone's running
out your door with a TV, is that worth twenty
thousand dollars month? Forget that you're shooting someone, right, it's
you're in. You have insurance. If someone's breaking into or
(04:22):
stealing your car, you have car insurance, right yep. So
do you want to go out there and shoot them?
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (04:28):
Probably not I want to, but I know I want to.
I probably would, you know what I mean? Though, It's
really interesting. You know if someone's you know, running, comes
in trying to steal your computer, Like, what's it worth?
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Yeah? What if you just beat them up to defend?
What if you just beat them up? I'm serious, You
don't shoot.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Them to beat the hell out of Is that more problems?
Speaker 2 (04:53):
I don't know. It was a concealed beat them up class,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Any guy comes into your house and tries to steal
your TV.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Yeah, don't have a gun. Yeah, but you beat the
hell out of him. You're not going to get in
trouble for.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
That, right, Point again at him to make a few
friends and then take him down.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Hey, you snap a few fingers, you break a leg
and knee into your house again, right, Yeah, tie him
up and take a you know, a hammer to their knee.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
Cut a finger off, make make them eat it. Yeah,
feed them their fingers, put them up their nose.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Take pictures of it, and post it on social embarrassed
live live stream it.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
This guy tried to break into my house.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Watch what I do with the pictures on the on
your front.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Fence to warn all the other people who might be
thinking about.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
The equivalent of like, yeah, like hanging the dead coyote
on the fence post.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Rights, Like when I would set scorpions on fire on
our front porch to send a message to the other
scorp Then.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
She put them on a little bamboo skewer, put them
at the front door.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Not scorpion friendly here, That might actually work.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
You know how I told you I was going.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
Uh, just the other day we were talking about how
it was on this mosquito thing, all the different ways
to combat mosquitos.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
You know what one of them is.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
Boy, we're going on here, but is there these little
uh on metal pins, these little handmade painted metallic dragonflies.
Oh that scares them that you hang around your backyard
and it scares off bugs.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
So your scorpion thing.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
Could Behow that's true, Maybe you should make some Tricia.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Go find some square little scorpion skewers. Yeah, what if
that's what makes us rich?
Speaker 3 (06:40):
That's what I'm doing, mailing people's scorpion skewers. You stick
with a lotto, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Stick with a lot of Tricia, that'd be best for you.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
We're taking the week off, so we hope you enjoyed
this From earlier this year. It's amazing how often Luby's
comes up on the show. There's only one left in Austin.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Our daughter and I were just talking about Loubi's yesterday
after her doctor's appointment.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
Oh really yesterday? Yeah, which she's where's the three?
Speaker 5 (07:08):
Where's one eighty three and going towards.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
The airport, right on the other side of thirty five.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Yeah, just east of I thirty five there's a Loubies
and their sign that they had out recently is pretty
darn funny.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
The sign on their marquis. I don't know if they're
if they're going after the.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Going the El Arroyo route with this, or if this
is just a one off on their marquee, but it
says sweet iced tea ac works.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Food's pretty good.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Come on in, please come in. We'll get me into
the the Lubies for sure. Boy, Tricia loves a Lubies.
I am not a huge fan of the Loubies, but
Tricia loves it.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
I've been eating there since like four years old, three
years old, same meal, one of two meals, every time,
never deviated.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Tell JB the kind of pie you get?
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Whipped cheese pie. JB, Oh my god, it's like whipped cheese.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
K does that sound good at all?
Speaker 5 (08:09):
I think Loubies or is probably the only place people
eat Jello always.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
I would always get it because I feel like I
want it. Then I wouldn't eat it. Louby's is Jello's
biggest commercial account right for sure. There's nowhere else where else.
Maybe at the Golden Corral do they have Jello?
Speaker 4 (08:29):
Maybe?
Speaker 5 (08:29):
I don't know, but our daughter asked me the other
day she goes, have you ever been to a Golden Corral?
Speaker 2 (08:35):
And I said, Nope, I haven't.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
But apparently they've upgraded their food, like they've made an
effort to rebrand and yeah, get rid of the old
Golden Corral image, and that their food's a little bit better.
But she she said that some of the boys that
she goes to school with go there a lot because.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
It's all you can eat, right, they take them out,
teenage boys.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
God.
Speaker 5 (08:56):
I met a guy I think it was Golden Corral
or something like that, and he was the new CMO
Chief Marketing officer and I was chatting with him about it,
and I was like, man, I was like, what do
you do to turn that place around? And I think
improving the food was one of them. And I was like,
there was a time when like going to an Applebee's
(09:18):
happy hour was it thing?
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (09:20):
Yeah, like if you if you make it affordable, like
the young people will find.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
There's an old flashback for his JB not to throw
you off story Chelsea Street Pub.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
In the mall.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Yeah, people will find it if it's fun and good,
right and reasonable.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
That's that's probably the last long Island ice it was,
you know, it's Chelsea Street Pub at Barton Creek Mall.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
That's one of my claims to fame in my drinking career.
I never had I never once in my life in
my dream. Yeah, I never once did a Long Island
iced tea pass my lips.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Never had one.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
It's probably real WHI price because it has all the
alcohol in it.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
I know.
Speaker 5 (10:02):
It was a Yeah, that was that was the go
to get hammered when in your early twenties.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
We would drink them there.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
We would drink them at ables fast as you could camps,
right yeah, or or electric lemonade.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
You guys, ever in your drinking careers ever drink out
of a fish bowl?
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Oh yeah, I have.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
I drink punch out of a trash can.
Speaker 5 (10:24):
Yeah, trash can punch in college for sure with Ever
clear yet all the things. Yeah, in fact, I think
it would double up. It was Chelsea Street Pub.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
That's that's I was trying to remember where you got them.
Speaker 5 (10:38):
Yeah, it probably was, or or any in a lot
of places in nor Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Yeah, used to do yeah, big big h How about
other Okay we're playing ways. You've consumed alcohol for five
hundred alloys. How about a yard?
Speaker 3 (10:53):
A yard the long yards of beer yeap or dackery.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
He used to do those.
Speaker 5 (11:00):
This will give you this back when Draft Horse Pub
used to do yards and half yards. Yep, you know
remember that. I don't think they do anymore. That place
is still there. That's one of the oldest places to
hang out. It's funny. My daughter is moving just a
few blocks. Oh wow, that's gonna be her local. I'm
gonna have to introduce her to a draft Horse. But anyhow,
they would do yards and then like those are crazy,
(11:23):
Like remember some of the festivals and down on Sixth
Street and stuff they have them.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
They did, they did nothing.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
One that makes I've also never drank and it has
to come in a certain form is the Moscow mule.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
Yeah, it has to come in the copper cups.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Right in one of those. Never had it?
Speaker 4 (11:41):
I think that I one time did.
Speaker 5 (11:45):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (11:45):
What is it when you stand upside down on a keg?
A kegstand keg stands?
Speaker 5 (11:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (11:51):
And the traffic cone I have had alcohol.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Traffic cone ways to consume alcohol.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
You and your friends line up and it's shot glasses
attached to a.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Done it all right? I can play this game too.
I can play this game.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Too. Beer bong? Done it? Beer bongs? Ever done a
beer bong? I think so? Yeah, with the tube and
the funnel, and that's just.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
A keg.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Stand when you're upside down through a beer bong. Right, No,
that's when you put your mouth on the tap.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Okay, this is like a funnel at the top and
a tube. And if you had a few extra bucks,
you would buy buy a valve. All right, I got
another one unless someone else does.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Go ahead ahead.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Ice louge, done it? Ice louge is just a frozen
ice slide, that is all it is. And you put
it's disgusting, but you put your mouth at the bottom
of it, and then they pour the shot from the
top of it down and you catch it with your mouth.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
Ever done a body shot?
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Done it?
Speaker 5 (13:10):
Drink?
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Oh yeah? Done that? Done that a lot?
Speaker 1 (13:17):
That's so gross. Other ways to consume alcohol. Let's see.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Pool noodles came into play a lot in the summer,
kind of like the summer version of an ice luge.
Speaker 4 (13:31):
Yeah, you're right down the end of a pool noodle.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Everybody has shotgun? Yes, definitely, of course.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
Shotguns defies all laws of physics. In your body shot
gutting a beer. It's fun, shoots it right down. It's incredible.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
Yes you've done that, Yes, I've done that.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
I just find that surprising.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
Really, Jack and Brittany, the cases and cases of beer
that we drink.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
I gotta tell a.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Queer story about those two crazies. These are two Attricia's
redneck friends. And so they came and stayed with us
one weekend when we lived on the lake. And I
knew that these girls could drink some beer, right, I
mean they're professional, yeah, professional beer drinkers.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
And they drank Miller Light.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
So I went to the store and I got a
case and a half of Miller Light. They arrived on Friday, Saturday,
at about four thirty in the afternoon. I went and
looked into the YETI cooler and it's empty.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
We had to get more.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
I had to go get a more beer. These girls
drink a case and a half of beer in twenty
four hours.
Speaker 4 (14:36):
I was impressed just what we did.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
I was so impressed with it.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
It was like our triple our triplet powers were activated
when we were together. Yep, and there was we were
bottomless pits for beer. It was insane.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
I know, it's amazing. You don't weigh three hundred punds.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
I know it really is.
Speaker 5 (14:54):
Ways to consume house okay, yes, yes, yes, test tubes oh.
Speaker 4 (14:59):
Yeah, yes, in bars yes, and.
Speaker 5 (15:03):
The cocktail waitress would have it like in a whole yes,
like she was Pancho Villa, right.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
They did the Dallas night club all the time.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
And right behind her was the chicks selling roses.
Speaker 5 (15:17):
Remember the ways to consume alcohol on fire jell Yes,
you ate your alcohol?
Speaker 2 (15:24):
How did we skip?
Speaker 3 (15:25):
We just talked about jello shots not too long ago.
We're like, is that still a thing? And people blew
up our text line. They're like, yes, it's definitely a thing.
Speaker 5 (15:36):
Ways to consume alcohol baseball hard hat with straws.
Speaker 4 (15:43):
With the holder and a beer on either side.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Oh, you knew that guy was serious when you saw
that guy, he was there for.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Real, needed to at a time, but couldn't be bothered
to hold them.
Speaker 5 (15:56):
That's you know, I tried to make I tried to
do one for for like going out on the lake.
You might remember when I thought I was a genius
of I called him vodka Clementines.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
I don't remember this, you know, the little clementine or oranges?
Speaker 4 (16:12):
Oh you put it?
Speaker 5 (16:15):
I would I was using a needle and injecting a
shot of vodka into them and then just throw them
in the cooler on ice so you get out on
the lake.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
You could just snack on these.
Speaker 5 (16:25):
Oranges, snacking and drinking all I was the only one
who liked.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Were you telling other people that there was Yeah? Those
are vodka oranges?
Speaker 5 (16:37):
Yeah you tell like, what is wrong with you?
Speaker 2 (16:44):
All right?
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Last call for unusual ways to consume alcohol?
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Anyone got one? The ones? I got one?
Speaker 5 (16:54):
When you're glad, when your your shot is on fire,
flaming welcome. Yes,
This is the JB and Sandy Show on Austin's eighty
station one oh three point one, streaming on the iHeartRadio app.
I think everyone would imagine that if you moved to
a foreign country, there would be some things that you
need to get used to culturally, things that are just different.
And that's the case with the woman that moved to
Austin from Austria. And she there's one thing in particular,
(00:24):
she was aware that there would be cultural differences, but
the one thing that she just can't get her brain
around is a message that a lot of Texans send
in their front yard or on their vehicle, and.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
It is warning.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
It's a sign that says warning, protected by and then
there is a drawing of a handgun and underneath it
says we do not call nine to one one.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
This Austrian woman cannot get her brain around that.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
She's saying that there's culture shock to come back to
the United States. Definitely culture shock living in Texas. And
she said, this is a sign that I see most
in Texas neighborhoods saying if you come to my house,
I'm not going to call the cops.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
I'm going to shoot you. And she is blown away
by this.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Yeah, I mean have you seen the videos on Instagram
of its like I don't know, a fighter jet or
a Blackhawk helicopter, or NASCAR or a football stadium.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
And it says the European mind cannot comprehend this.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
They just can't get their brains around. Have you seen
the ones that say protected by Magnum three fifty seven.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
I've seen stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Yeah right, It's like, hey, I guess cultures are different, right, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
She said if I put this same sign in my
front yard in Europe, the police would be there in
a heartbeat.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Really yes, yeah. Wow.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
I saw a clip recently of a Canadian police officer
talking about he was telling the Canadians that you should
not lock your doors to your home and just leave
your key bobs oh yeah, inside the door, because they're
not there to rob you. They're there to steal your car.
So just unlock the door and leave the keyfob there make.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
It easier for them to steal your stuff.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
And that clip and then that clip segues from him
to a sheriff in Florida that says, if someone breaks
in your house in the state of Florida, you have
absolutely every right in the world to shoot them. In fact,
we prefer that you do shoot them justice, right, so
(02:28):
we don't have to mess with them. He literally said that,
encouraging them to do it. So, boy, you got to
be a fool to break into someone's house while.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
They're at their home.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
I mean, yeah, it's you're putting people in in a
in a split second decision. Yeah, sort of. And if
you want to protect your family, right.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
You learn about this in your concealed class, right.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
I did take his concealed class, and it, boy, if
it teaches you anything, it teaches you not to use
that gun unless your or your family's life is threatened.
And you know, people will wave a gun over you know,
you know, like road rage, which is stupid and illegal. Yeah,
waving your gun, doing a warning shot and waving your
(03:18):
gun is illegal. Doing a warning shot in the air
is illegal. The laws are in Texas anyway, are much
more in your favor if you have to use your
gun at night versus during the day, just because it's
just old, old, old Texas law. And then the other
(03:38):
interesting thing that they said that I thought was really
interesting is even if you're in the right to shoot someone,
you're probably going to spend minimum twenty thousand dollars defending yourself.
Oh wow, if you're totally right and everyone's going to go. Hey,
he was defending his family. If it goes to court,
(03:59):
you're going to spend twenty grand. So don't have a
problem with that if I'm defending my my life or
my family life. Right, But he said, if someone's running
out your door with a TV, is that worth twenty
thousand dollars month? Forget that you're shooting someone, right, it's
you're in. You have insurance. If someone's breaking into or
(04:22):
stealing your car, you have car insurance, right yep. So
do you want to go out there and shoot them?
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (04:28):
Probably not I want to, but I know I want to.
I probably would, you know what I mean? Though, It's
really interesting. You know if someone's you know, running, comes
in trying to steal your computer, Like, what's it worth?
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Yeah? What if you just beat them up to defend?
What if you just beat them up? I'm serious, You
don't shoot.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Them to beat the hell out of Is that more problems?
Speaker 2 (04:53):
I don't know. It was a concealed beat them up class,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Any guy comes into your house and tries to steal
your TV.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Yeah, don't have a gun. Yeah, but you beat the
hell out of him. You're not going to get in
trouble for.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
That, right, Point again at him to make a few
friends and then take him down.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Hey, you snap a few fingers, you break a leg
and knee into your house again, right, Yeah, tie him
up and take a you know, a hammer to their knee.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
Cut a finger off, make make them eat it. Yeah,
feed them their fingers, put them up their nose.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Take pictures of it, and post it on social embarrassed
live live stream it.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
This guy tried to break into my house.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Watch what I do with the pictures on the on
your front.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Fence to warn all the other people who might be
thinking about.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
The equivalent of like, yeah, like hanging the dead coyote
on the fence post.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Rights, Like when I would set scorpions on fire on
our front porch to send a message to the other
scorp Then.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
She put them on a little bamboo skewer, put them
at the front door.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Not scorpion friendly here, That might actually work.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
You know how I told you I was going.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
Uh, just the other day we were talking about how
it was on this mosquito thing, all the different ways
to combat mosquitos.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
You know what one of them is.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
Boy, we're going on here, but is there these little
uh on metal pins, these little handmade painted metallic dragonflies.
Oh that scares them that you hang around your backyard
and it scares off bugs.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
So your scorpion thing.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
Could Behow that's true, Maybe you should make some Tricia.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Go find some square little scorpion skewers. Yeah, what if
that's what makes us rich?
Speaker 3 (06:40):
That's what I'm doing, mailing people's scorpion skewers. You stick
with a lotto, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Stick with a lot of Tricia, that'd be best for you.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
We're taking the week off, so we hope you enjoyed
this From earlier this year. It's amazing how often Luby's
comes up on the show. There's only one left in Austin.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Our daughter and I were just talking about Loubi's yesterday
after her doctor's appointment.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
Oh really yesterday? Yeah, which she's where's the three?
Speaker 5 (07:08):
Where's one eighty three and going towards.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
The airport, right on the other side of thirty five.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Yeah, just east of I thirty five there's a Loubies
and their sign that they had out recently is pretty
darn funny.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
The sign on their marquis. I don't know if they're
if they're going after the.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Going the El Arroyo route with this, or if this
is just a one off on their marquee, but it
says sweet iced tea ac works.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Food's pretty good.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Come on in, please come in. We'll get me into
the the Lubies for sure. Boy, Tricia loves a Lubies.
I am not a huge fan of the Loubies, but
Tricia loves it.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
I've been eating there since like four years old, three
years old, same meal, one of two meals, every time,
never deviated.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Tell JB the kind of pie you get?
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Whipped cheese pie. JB, Oh my god, it's like whipped cheese.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
K does that sound good at all?
Speaker 5 (08:09):
I think Loubies or is probably the only place people
eat Jello always.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
I would always get it because I feel like I
want it. Then I wouldn't eat it. Louby's is Jello's
biggest commercial account right for sure. There's nowhere else where else.
Maybe at the Golden Corral do they have Jello?
Speaker 4 (08:29):
Maybe?
Speaker 5 (08:29):
I don't know, but our daughter asked me the other
day she goes, have you ever been to a Golden Corral?
Speaker 2 (08:35):
And I said, Nope, I haven't.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
But apparently they've upgraded their food, like they've made an
effort to rebrand and yeah, get rid of the old
Golden Corral image, and that their food's a little bit better.
But she she said that some of the boys that
she goes to school with go there a lot because.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
It's all you can eat, right, they take them out,
teenage boys.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
God.
Speaker 5 (08:56):
I met a guy I think it was Golden Corral
or something like that, and he was the new CMO
Chief Marketing officer and I was chatting with him about it,
and I was like, man, I was like, what do
you do to turn that place around? And I think
improving the food was one of them. And I was like,
there was a time when like going to an Applebee's
(09:18):
happy hour was it thing?
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (09:20):
Yeah, like if you if you make it affordable, like
the young people will find.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
There's an old flashback for his JB not to throw
you off story Chelsea Street Pub.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
In the mall.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Yeah, people will find it if it's fun and good,
right and reasonable.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
That's that's probably the last long Island ice it was,
you know, it's Chelsea Street Pub at Barton Creek Mall.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
That's one of my claims to fame in my drinking career.
I never had I never once in my life in
my dream. Yeah, I never once did a Long Island
iced tea pass my lips.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Never had one.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
It's probably real WHI price because it has all the
alcohol in it.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
I know.
Speaker 5 (10:02):
It was a Yeah, that was that was the go
to get hammered when in your early twenties.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
We would drink them there.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
We would drink them at ables fast as you could camps,
right yeah, or or electric lemonade.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
You guys, ever in your drinking careers ever drink out
of a fish bowl?
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Oh yeah, I have.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
I drink punch out of a trash can.
Speaker 5 (10:24):
Yeah, trash can punch in college for sure with Ever
clear yet all the things. Yeah, in fact, I think
it would double up. It was Chelsea Street Pub.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
That's that's I was trying to remember where you got them.
Speaker 5 (10:38):
Yeah, it probably was, or or any in a lot
of places in nor Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Yeah, used to do yeah, big big h How about
other Okay we're playing ways. You've consumed alcohol for five
hundred alloys. How about a yard?
Speaker 3 (10:53):
A yard the long yards of beer yeap or dackery.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
He used to do those.
Speaker 5 (11:00):
This will give you this back when Draft Horse Pub
used to do yards and half yards. Yep, you know
remember that. I don't think they do anymore. That place
is still there. That's one of the oldest places to
hang out. It's funny. My daughter is moving just a
few blocks. Oh wow, that's gonna be her local. I'm
gonna have to introduce her to a draft Horse. But anyhow,
they would do yards and then like those are crazy,
(11:23):
Like remember some of the festivals and down on Sixth
Street and stuff they have them.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
They did, they did nothing.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
One that makes I've also never drank and it has
to come in a certain form is the Moscow mule.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
Yeah, it has to come in the copper cups.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Right in one of those. Never had it?
Speaker 4 (11:41):
I think that I one time did.
Speaker 5 (11:45):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (11:45):
What is it when you stand upside down on a keg?
A kegstand keg stands?
Speaker 5 (11:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (11:51):
And the traffic cone I have had alcohol.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Traffic cone ways to consume alcohol.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
You and your friends line up and it's shot glasses
attached to a.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Done it all right? I can play this game too.
I can play this game.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Too. Beer bong? Done it? Beer bongs? Ever done a
beer bong? I think so? Yeah, with the tube and
the funnel, and that's just.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
A keg.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Stand when you're upside down through a beer bong. Right, No,
that's when you put your mouth on the tap.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Okay, this is like a funnel at the top and
a tube. And if you had a few extra bucks,
you would buy buy a valve. All right, I got
another one unless someone else does.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Go ahead ahead.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Ice louge, done it? Ice louge is just a frozen
ice slide, that is all it is. And you put
it's disgusting, but you put your mouth at the bottom
of it, and then they pour the shot from the
top of it down and you catch it with your mouth.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
Ever done a body shot?
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Done it?
Speaker 5 (13:10):
Drink?
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Oh yeah? Done that? Done that a lot?
Speaker 1 (13:17):
That's so gross. Other ways to consume alcohol. Let's see.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Pool noodles came into play a lot in the summer,
kind of like the summer version of an ice luge.
Speaker 4 (13:31):
Yeah, you're right down the end of a pool noodle.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Everybody has shotgun? Yes, definitely, of course.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
Shotguns defies all laws of physics. In your body shot
gutting a beer. It's fun, shoots it right down. It's incredible.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
Yes you've done that, Yes, I've done that.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
I just find that surprising.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
Really, Jack and Brittany, the cases and cases of beer
that we drink.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
I gotta tell a.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Queer story about those two crazies. These are two Attricia's
redneck friends. And so they came and stayed with us
one weekend when we lived on the lake. And I
knew that these girls could drink some beer, right, I
mean they're professional, yeah, professional beer drinkers.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
And they drank Miller Light.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
So I went to the store and I got a
case and a half of Miller Light. They arrived on Friday, Saturday,
at about four thirty in the afternoon. I went and
looked into the YETI cooler and it's empty.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
We had to get more.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
I had to go get a more beer. These girls
drink a case and a half of beer in twenty
four hours.
Speaker 4 (14:36):
I was impressed just what we did.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
I was so impressed with it.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
It was like our triple our triplet powers were activated
when we were together. Yep, and there was we were
bottomless pits for beer. It was insane.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
I know, it's amazing. You don't weigh three hundred punds.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
I know it really is.
Speaker 5 (14:54):
Ways to consume house okay, yes, yes, yes, test tubes oh.
Speaker 4 (14:59):
Yeah, yes, in bars yes, and.
Speaker 5 (15:03):
The cocktail waitress would have it like in a whole yes,
like she was Pancho Villa, right.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
They did the Dallas night club all the time.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
And right behind her was the chicks selling roses.
Speaker 5 (15:17):
Remember the ways to consume alcohol on fire jell Yes,
you ate your alcohol?
Speaker 2 (15:24):
How did we skip?
Speaker 3 (15:25):
We just talked about jello shots not too long ago.
We're like, is that still a thing? And people blew
up our text line. They're like, yes, it's definitely a thing.
Speaker 5 (15:36):
Ways to consume alcohol baseball hard hat with straws.
Speaker 4 (15:43):
With the holder and a beer on either side.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Oh, you knew that guy was serious when you saw
that guy, he was there for.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Real, needed to at a time, but couldn't be bothered
to hold them.
Speaker 5 (15:56):
That's you know, I tried to make I tried to
do one for for like going out on the lake.
You might remember when I thought I was a genius
of I called him vodka Clementines.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
I don't remember this, you know, the little clementine or oranges?
Speaker 4 (16:12):
Oh you put it?
Speaker 5 (16:15):
I would I was using a needle and injecting a
shot of vodka into them and then just throw them
in the cooler on ice so you get out on
the lake.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
You could just snack on these.
Speaker 5 (16:25):
Oranges, snacking and drinking all I was the only one
who liked.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Were you telling other people that there was Yeah? Those
are vodka oranges?
Speaker 5 (16:37):
Yeah you tell like, what is wrong with you?
Speaker 2 (16:44):
All right?
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Last call for unusual ways to consume alcohol?
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Anyone got one? The ones? I got one?
Speaker 5 (16:54):
When you're glad, when your your shot is on fire,
flaming welcome. Yes,
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