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October 21, 2025 13 mins
 "Have you ever caught yourself saying something and realized… wait, where did I pick that up?" 🤔 That’s the question that launches this episode of The JB and Sandy Show, where everyday quirks and habits get the spotlight—and the laughs! This week, JB and Sandy get real about the little things we pick up from the people around us. From unbuttoning your pants after a big meal (thanks, Al Bundy!) to the rise of “athleisure” and the death of “hard pants,” the crew explores how our routines have changed since COVID—and why comfort is king. 👖🧘‍♂️

Key Moments & Themes:
  • Habit Swap: Sandy admits he’s picked up Tricia’s unique way of saying “I don’t know” (“Iontknow!”), while JB confesses to joining his wife in the post-dinner pants-unbuttoning ritual. 😂
  • Language Quirks: The team riffs on words people always get wrong—“expresso,” “supposably,” “Ballantimes”—and why these little slip-ups drive them nuts. 📚
  • Makeup Rose: Tricia shares her Dallas adventure, where she and her friends meet Rose, a talented transgender makeup artist and drag performer. Rose’s flawless makeup and expert advice inspire Tricia and her crew to plan a full-on beauty shopping trip—complete with personalized tips and color matching! 💄✨
  • Side Hustle Inspiration: The gang discusses how Rose’s passion could become a booming side business, helping people find their makeup mojo and confidence. Would you pay for a pro to guide your beauty routine? Tricia’s all in! 💅
  • Halloween & Local Fun: Shoutouts to Scream Hollow’s haunted ghost town near Bastrop, plus Longhorns football updates and the realities of parenting teens who always need “just a little more” Apple Pay. 👻🏈💸

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments:
  • “Iontknow. Holy crap, it’s all I can hear now!”
  • “No hard pants on Thanksgiving. That goes back to COVID, right?”
  • “She stood at our table and talked to us for 25 minutes and pulled her own makeup out of her bag. She has a 25-step routine!”
  • “I respect the hustle. She knows how to double dip with Apple Pay!”
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I have picked up on something that Tricia says has
worked its way into into my is it binacular? My
vocabulary my vocabulary, And it's kind of embarrassing but kind
of funny at the same time. And I'll share it
with you in a sec. But Jamie, do you have
a mannerism or something you've picked up from your wife?

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (00:18):
I think I had to think really hard about this.
There is one thing I do that I never would
have done, but she does it all the time all
the time. Is immediately after at large dinner, unbuttoning my pants.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
I always thought it.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
She's I don't know if it's a food sensitivity or something.
She just bloats up. My wife's she's tiny. She just
her stomach just blows up.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
And see.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
But she's like, oh I got on buttoned my Oh
I decided to join her.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Oh you're thinking of album.

Speaker 4 (00:59):
She's money. She's all Bundy, isn't she.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
That's why you got money.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
You got a plan ahead and eat your your Thanksgiving
and yoga pants or sweatpants.

Speaker 4 (01:10):
Yeah, no hard pants on Thanksgiving.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
No hard pants. That's hard pants. That goes back to COVID, right.

Speaker 4 (01:18):
Yeah. Like people were like, I'm not I'm not gonna
have lived in COVID and then all of a sudden
go back to work where I have to wear hard pants.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
Not doing that. I never thought about that, the way
clothing has changed. I do whenever I like wear jeans,
I'll put a belt on. I'm like, oh a belt. Yeah,
because we're so used to all this. What are they
called ath leisure? Yeah, yes, it's great, it is great.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
I love it. I can't remember the last time I
wore hard pants.

Speaker 4 (01:50):
No, in your favorite ath leisure stuff, Sandy, I realized
over this weekend you like a an athletic like T shirt,
like the light dripit T shirt, and those athletic pants
that are you sent them up time at the waist
and then they are tight on your ankles. Sometimes have
a little cargo no cargo, no, a little cargo pocket sometimes. Anyway,

(02:12):
Please note that I, without realizing it, maybe this is
what you influenced with me. I have the same kind
of pants and the same kind of shirts. So you
and I potentially will be dressed exactly like at some
point in the future to dressed just like each other
and go line dancing. So the thing that I have

(02:33):
picked up from Tricia is the way she says something
Tricia cannot say. I don't know, does it It doesn't
come out of her mouth as I don't know. The
way that it comes out of her mouth and has
made its way into my mouth is out.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
No, I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (02:57):
There is no deed anywhere in that state.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
It's spelled I O and apostrophe t K N O W.
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (03:05):
I don't know. Holy crap, it's all I can hear now.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Yeah, And it's and it happened to me. A friend
of mine asked me a question, and I don't know.
It's like what I don't know because I don't know.
It's just very funny how I've never noticed that.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
No one before.

Speaker 4 (03:23):
No, I've been called out.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
Our friend Autumn told me that I had an extra
R in the word photography for ahotography, you.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
Do add an R y.

Speaker 4 (03:33):
I don't know. I didn't notice it until she said it.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
It's one of those people that says, library, are you no?

Speaker 4 (03:38):
I promise I'm not a libel?

Speaker 2 (03:41):
Are you a person that says Valentine's No? No?

Speaker 4 (03:44):
And I don't say Illinois or the.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
Moins right?

Speaker 4 (03:51):
Oh god I will now be super you know.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
You know what else?

Speaker 1 (03:54):
People say that drives me absolutely insane when they say it,
when they say I seen this guy on a po ghost.
You didn't see anything, you didn't see you saw something?

Speaker 2 (04:10):
Oh, that drives me nuts.

Speaker 4 (04:11):
If I'm with somebody like I was at lunch one
time a few weeks ago, and the person I was
with said Valentine's and I just discreetly picked up my
phone and I texted Sandy and I said, so and
so says Valentine's And that's all. I said.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
What about it?

Speaker 3 (04:25):
There's there's one that people get supposedly, Yes, yes, said
it supposedly.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
Yeah, how these things creep into our r or espresso coffee?

Speaker 3 (04:38):
There's not an accent there.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
Yeah, it's not. I was guilty of that for a
long time.

Speaker 4 (04:43):
Espresso.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
I had to break myself out of it. So anyway,
don't forget chance of one thousand dollars. At nine o'clock
still to come. Before eight o'clock, Tricia met a interesting
h a waitress and have a new friends. A new
friend and her name, her nickname is makeup Rose.

Speaker 4 (05:06):
We're calling my friends and I are calling her makeup Ros.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
Right, but there's something about makeup rows that you need
to know. And then you got to hear what Tricia
asked and her friends asked of makeup rows.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
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(06:24):
This is the JB and Sandy Show on Austin's eighty
station one oh three point one. Longhorns on the road
this weekend at Mississippi State. Catch the game here on
Austin's eighties station one o three point one. Kickoff set
for three point fifteen. Craigway Roger Wallace will have the call. Also,
if you're looking for Halloween stuff to do, our friends

(06:44):
at scream Hollow are open Friday, Saturday, and Sunday this
weekend and then Halloween week. Of course they're going to
be up on Thursday, Friday and Saturday, and then they're
open for one more week after that after Halloween.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
This is near Bastrop.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
You can go to Screenhollow dot com to get tickets
and all that kind of stuff. Our friend Patrick Stanger
is involved with that and it's really cool. It's kind
of a different twist it's just not a haunted house.
It's like a little ghost town with several different haunts
that you can go to. They've got food, they've got drinks,
they've got a little bar. So if you want to
go check that out. We're going on Sunday twenty six. Yeah,

(07:20):
the twenty six. Taken our daughter and a couple of
her friends to go out there. I think we're taking them.
Do they want us to go with them? We're at
that age JB where.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
Yeah, you don't know. Huh, it's hit or miss on
if they want you there. Yeah, And I'm always amazed
at how often she does want us there.

Speaker 4 (07:36):
Yeah, I think she probably will want us there, especially
if there you will have to go through the honted
houses with her.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
That's fine, Okay, I'm so I think sure they want
our wallet there. Yeah, dude, you haven't figured that out.
But it's so.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
Different now from when we were kids. Remember when we
were young and we didn't have money. We just didn't
have any money. Now they don't have any money. They
send you, hey, will you Apple pay me thirty bucks?
You know, digitally, just it happens all the.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
Time, Venmozelle, whatever, all those things.

Speaker 4 (08:06):
And I think she was double dipping with you and me.
I was out of town.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
Huh.

Speaker 4 (08:10):
And I think that you gave her some money a
couple of times, and then I gave her some money
one time. And then then I was like, hang on,
how much has dad giving you this weekend? She's like,
I don't want to tell you. I respect the hustle. Yeah,
I respect that she knows how.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
To do it, all right. So Tricia was in Dallas
over the weekend.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
And every time you go to Dallas and see your
friend Kristen, you always go to the same restaurant, have
the same waitress.

Speaker 4 (08:35):
Yes, two of my best friends live in Dallas. I
was there this weekend. The restaurant is called Nova. It's
on Davis Lane over in the Bishop of Arts district.
I've declared it my favorite restaurant. The food's delicious, and
they have my favorite drink. If you're there, try a
Nova seventy five, which is a ging a gin drink.
Was champagne in it. Oh my god, it's delicious. But

(08:56):
every time we go we have the same waitress. Her
name is Rose. Rose is a transgender woman. Every time
we have her, the girls and I talk amongst ourselves
about how flawless her makeup is. It is amazing makeup,
absolutely professional makeup. So we were there Sunday or Saturday night,

(09:17):
my friend Kristin and I were like, can we ask
you a question. We'd had a couple of novus seventy fives,
and she is a professional makeup artist. She practices on
herself all the time, she's in drag shows, she's auditioning
to be on RuPaul's drag race.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
I mean, this is this is the level just telling.

Speaker 4 (09:35):
Me an expert she is. So where tonight mid fifties
feel like we've kind of lost our makeup mojo a
little bit. And I asked her, if we were to
hire you, would you go with us to a makeup store,
let us know what kind of makeup we need to
use for our skin, help us pick out the right colors.

(09:56):
Just basically you tell us use this makeup up and
then show us how to put how to put it on.
And she was like absolutely, So I literally have a
trip planned to go back up there to go with
makeup ros and my girls to wherever she tells us
to go and do whatever it is she tells us
to do regarding our makeup.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
I bet that made her feel so good.

Speaker 4 (10:17):
She stood at our table and talked just for like
twenty five minutes and pulled her own makeup out of
her bag, like she's already made some recommendations. Really, she
was like, I have a twenty five step routine, and
Kristin and I were like, we're gonna have to cut
that down to like four, right, We had that.

Speaker 3 (10:32):
That could be a heck of an ongoing side hustle
if you build a reputation for that. Yeah, all of
you were like immediately we you were like I'd paid
for that, right, Oh, absolutely, someone's time and expertise. Yes,
just because I don't tell me how to do it.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:48):
Do you do you trust the makeup person at the
department store or you think they're just selling you what
they got?

Speaker 2 (10:54):
Yeah? Whatever they were told to.

Speaker 4 (10:55):
Push that day, right right? I told Kristin, I was like,
I would match rather go with Rose, who we've met
her like four different times, then just go to some
random person at a makeup counter somewhere and then go
try this. Like Rose is passionate enough about it that
like she was like, first of all, to use an
oil based or a water based and I was like, girl,
I don't know, I have no idea. Right, She's like

(11:18):
that matters and started explaining like the chemistry of your skin.
So I was like, please help us, please help us
to look younger and have better makeup.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
And I think it's important that she I don't know
much about the makeup game, but goes with you to
wherever you shop.

Speaker 4 (11:33):
Yes, and like, I don't know, very important because you
have to do like color matching. Some people say the
right color is the skin on the top of your hand.
Some people say do it on the jaw, like it's
like a science to figure it out. Whereas I will
walk into a Walgreens or go up to Matt Counner
and be like, that's pretty. I'll try that, Yeah, and
I'll spend twenty five dollars and I'll get it home.

(11:55):
It looks horrible.

Speaker 3 (11:56):
Now.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
Makeup Rose, who we've told her where she works, yeah,
is going to be flooded with phone calls from our
listeners scoring, Hey, I'm going to be in Dallas.

Speaker 2 (12:04):
Can you do the same for me?

Speaker 4 (12:05):
I bet she would do it. I bet she would.
I'm going to do whatever she says.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
Not a great side hustle m m right. I mean
you can make some you could build for that.

Speaker 4 (12:14):
Make It Bros. Is also going to be in a
drag charity benefiting HIV research on November second, and I
think I'm going to go back up there and the
girls and I were going to go to that, Like
Make It Brose is kind of our new best friend.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
That's good A little bit, yeah, very cool, and I'm
all for it. I love the more of the I
know you'd love.

Speaker 4 (12:32):
To make up. Sandy goes let me see what she
looks like, and I showed him the picture and who's all, a,
heck yeah, making it is hot.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
So the problem with this, here's the problem I see, JB.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
This is like it's like when you join a gym,
you're all fired up, You're going to show it's January, yeah,
through two weeks later you're like, eh, a month later,
forgotten that you were even a member at the gym.

Speaker 4 (12:59):
So you're I'm saying, she's gonna show.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
Me how to do this.

Speaker 4 (13:02):
At first, I'll be looking hot for a week or so,
and then slowly we'll be back to the days where
you go, are you gonna put makeup onontime?

Speaker 2 (13:11):
Soon? Yes? One?

Speaker 4 (13:13):
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