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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good Martin, Michael, and Dragon.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
I'm not sure what's happening today, but you know, ta shirts,
tennis shooters.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Tidy white ease and briefs. Anything, but you know what,
you have a great day, look forward to the show back.
We're glad you look forward to the show. And it
is anything but that. Dragon. We've already been laughing because
let me just show you that. Let me describe to
you the insanity of what's going on CNN's tyron right now.
(00:34):
Are you ready for this? You might you might want
to sit down before I read you this, chirn, because
you'll you'll, you'll run for your bunker. Voters hitting the
polls in historic presidential election. This is where I think
the S word ought to be able to be used
on air. No Feaci Sherlock, really.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Just like last time, just like last time, just like
the time before that, and the time before that and
the time before that.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
And now here's Bill hammer over on Fox News once again,
going to a stupid little map, the path to two
seventy oh in the and the chiron is road to
two seventy potential paths to victory. And here they are
pushing their buttons. Well, now if this, that in the
fact this and if this then that, then if this
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and that then that. This is all we're going to hear.
And where do my clock go? Over here? Let's see
CNN has a clock six hours, fifty one minutes, forty
eight seconds. Oh, I guess until election night in America
at four pm Eastern. I don't know why. I don't
know what that means.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
I did enjoy the one on Fox News that said
nearly all pull nearly all polls open in fifty states
or is something close?
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Yeah, like almost all polls are open in all fifty
states right now? I really you think Hawaii is open
right now?
Speaker 3 (01:57):
That's why I think I said it said nearly nearly really,
oh well, nearly, so even though states.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
It's yeah, it's like, really, your guys are stretching.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Oh no, now now they're going to talk about they
got Hannity on Harris and Trump give closing arguments last night. Wow.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Really go to a quick text message or Michael, have
you been to the Bagel Deli? It's just down the street, Yes.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
The Bagel Delhi and New York Daily News, the New
York Deli down the street from the Bagel Delhi. Those
are both excellent Jewish delis also. Uh. In fact, I
would say that.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
In terms mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Uh. I man, They're all three are very good, and
they're all three genuine authentic Jewish delis. Katsas Deli in
Midtown Manhattan, Oh my god, that is so good. The
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pistrami on rye there. The thing about New York News
Delhi is when you order French fries, like with a
Ruben or something, it comes on an entirely separate plate.
So the sandwich is so big that that takes up
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a plate, and then the fries take up a plate.
You can't finish either one.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
I'll give it a good college try it though, Oh oh.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Trust me. I do the same thing every time. I'm
thinking to myself, See at the table next to you
wants to split some fries or you know, take take
a take take a cornbee sandwich to a homeless person somewhere.
Here's where some free food is or cheap food or
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food specials. I told you, illegal peach. You can get
a free draft beer or house mark with your eye
voted sticker.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
I'm wearing mine.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Nobody gives a flying leap that you're wearing your stupid
eye votes. By the way, do you want to describe
how you voted? No, you want to leave it to
me to describe how you voted.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Oh you mean when I dropped off my ballot this morning. Yeah,
so you're talking. Oh yeah, So.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
No, I don't care how you voted. Oh okay, I
mean the procedure by which you voted. I did exactly process.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
I did exactly what two thousand mules said was the scam.
I dropped it off at four o'clock in the morning.
I was wearing gloves because it was cold, and four o'clock.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
In the morning is on my way to work. I
dropped off multiple ballots.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Because I had my wife's with me too. So yeah,
I did exactly what.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
I took a picture too, because because you know, Instagram
is a thing, and you know, because they were saying that, hey,
if people are taking photos of them dropping off ballots
in the box so they can get paid.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
And I was assuming you household that you voted as
missus Redbeard told you to vote.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Yeah, as opposed to.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
What you know, we're being told that, you know, men
should tell their wives how to vote. We know how
you and I live, and we vote according to what
O their wives tells.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Oddly enough, we differed on a number of things. Have
we still love each other and communicate. It's great, just
like you and me. So weird, it's just weird. It's
just weird.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Let's see the Adrift tiki bar that's apparently a two
eighteen South Broadway. You can get a free mystery shot.
I'm not sure I want a mystery shot.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
That sounds scary.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
It does, uh, unless, of course I got a mystery
disease that I might need a mystery shot, But I
don't know. Chef zorbas In Congress Park is offering ice
sugar cookies decorated with the word vote.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Hello, what do you say to who?
Speaker 3 (05:55):
What?
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Congress Park? Ice sugar cookies? But here's why you won't
want one. It's decorated with the word vote and it's
four dollars ninety five cents.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
I hope there's me.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
If I'm going to spend four dollars ninety five cents
for a cookie, you know where I'm going.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
We got crumbled. Oh the dirty dough is? Is that
one over opened by us?
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Now?
Speaker 4 (06:19):
Over here?
Speaker 1 (06:20):
That's what's your job?
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Is my job forever? But one of the Martino Deputies.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
One of his guys came in started talking about this,
this new place.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
I hadn't heard of it.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Crave Cookies they're over here on Bellevue in Yosemite, and
the King Soupers.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
Yeah, Crave Cookies.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
They're the stuffed cookies, so they've got goodies on the inside.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Is it a shoot off or an off shoot? Shoot off?
Is it an offshoot of Dyslexi? Is it an offshoot
of Crave Burgers?
Speaker 4 (06:49):
I honestly have no idea.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Uh, let's see Jack's fish House, but I've been to
a Jack's Fish House in ages. Get happy hour pricing
on drinks from open to clothes at all Jack's locations
on Elections Day. Election day specials include six dollars oyster shooters,
eight dollars signature Jack's cocktails such as a cucumber lemon press,
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and ten dollars Tito's Martinis. That doesn't seem like such
a special to me. Ten dollars for a Tito's martini. Tito's,
that's the best you can do. Really, I'll even Finch
and Little Finch you can get a free cookie.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
Ooo.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
This is so pathetic post Chicken and Beer Happy Hour,
pricing on all drinks all day, five dollars well Drinks,
Classic Margarita's, two for one pints of post Craft beer,
Rebel Bread six seventy five South Broadway, free chocolate chip cookie.
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Oh to the first seventy five customers with an eye
voted sticker. Uh Snooze. All Snooze locations are offering a
free pancake with the purchase of any full size entree
on Election Day if you're wearing a visible eye voted sticker. Now,
let's just you know, hang Snooze, Come on, Snooze is
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already overpriced. Yep. Lines are always too long, yep. And
it's just not that great. Okay, snooze, And with all
due respect, I've been to the snooze over here. I've
been to several snoozes. Okay, but I it's not it's
not a destination for me. But listen to these qualifications
you get. You get one free pancake with a purchase
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of any full size entree, and you have to wear
an eye voted sticker. Those are too many qualifications.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
Yeah, yeah, for one full stinking.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
There's one pancake. I can go home and make a
pancake in five minutes.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
We did the pancake house over here. Recently they have
sour dough pant Well.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
The pancake house over here is fantastic.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
Freaking I'd never had it before. We've never been there before.
No oh soured oh freaking pancakes. It was glorious.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
And since we were talking about Snooze this a second ago,
my wife really really really enjoys the silverware that they
have there. She just thinks they look really cool and whatnot.
So we may have a set. We may have acquired
a set of silver where from that Snooze has.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
Just because she really likes them.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
You want to explain how you acquired the set? No
uhty nine Michael about being able to say s wordl there.
I saw a reel on Facebook. He was highlighting interesting
fines on Amazon. The last one they highlighted was reusable
toilet paper.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
I think that's called the family cloth. I think we
talked about that downstairs many years ago.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
They are strips of clothes to wash after using in
the real They tossed one of these strips, complete with
the brown poop, in the washer. That's just disgusted.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
YEP, completely agree.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Dragon fifty five forty four says you've evolved from Dragon
red Beard to dragon and now the bald headed a hole.
I'm glad you pointed out so you so the talent
so called talent that I'm glad.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
You point it a so called talent to the so.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Called talent that you voted. Doesn't matter how you voted, Well,
it does do matter how he votes.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
I would say I have evolved from dragon to dragon boy,
then from dragon boy to Dragon, then to Dragon red Beard,
and now to dragon be bald headed a hole, sexual harassment.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
I love this because I do this. Do you put
puncture when you're using Hey, Siri.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
She started talking to you?
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Nope, she didn't. She didn't hear me. Do you put
punctuation in your if you're using if you're doing voice
to texts, do you put in punctuation marks?
Speaker 3 (11:16):
It has almost become smart enough to do that for you.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
Now.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Well here forty three sixty six texts Mike Comma, I
have to remember to turn off the word comma is
spelled out. Mike Comma. I have to remember to sne
off the radio when I'm doing voice to text. Period.
What I meant to say was start using the word
bovine defecation. No, I just like feces. I just like theces.
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I mean, I don't like theces. I prefer the word
feces is what I mean.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Uh uh, Now you're getting yelled at over here, Michael
from sixty seven to fourteen, Michael, are you nuts? Snooze
o MG, French toast life, It's life, cha jing.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
I didn't say that the food was crappy, but it
goes back to my theory that I'm not going to
wait in line for breakfast. Seriously.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
Then the next texterter comes in and you know it
says the exact tops. First of all, snooze is so overrated.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Never liked it, didn't They used to forbid the sale
liquor until the polls closed. They made lots of places
used to forbid the sale of liquor on election day.
When did that change money? When they realized that that
the hoboes can you say hobo on air? When when
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the hoboes when his booze and not cash? They changed
it so you could pass out booze.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
What it was with the whole COVID thing. He couldn't
drive with an open container. So then they changed that
so that we can get our alcoholic beverage and take it.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Can you still do that?
Speaker 4 (12:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:55):
You still can't get like a margarita to go?
Speaker 4 (12:57):
Sure can?
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Huh?
Speaker 3 (12:59):
I'll have to try that, a little sticker on it
and say you can't drink this until you get home.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
But okay, sure, whatever you say. Uh, this comes to
us from doesn't say the orders.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
Just remember people that got a jab for a free donut.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
They gave up free donuts for jabs.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
I'm sure they did.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
I don't let me refresh. Michael and Dragon's speaking of Snooze,
Capital said the other day he has breakfast at Snooze
every morning.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
Oh and you make capitalist kind of money.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Really, I mean, come on, you're you're you're a freaking
trial lawyer, so of course you know. And and in fact,
he probably sits down the same spot and they have
the for him, and they have his order ready to
you know, he sits down, they bring him his orange
juice and coffee, and the next thing, you know, within
two minutes his breakfast is there. Doesn't have to say
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a word. Keen capitalist gets what he wants.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
I mean, come on, good grief, get it if you
can get away with it.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Not that I've ever heard anything like that. Let's see,
we're all a little bit kinky. According to a new survey,
we're naked and ashamed. I'm just embarrassed. I'm not ashamed.
I'm just embarrassed, that's all I am. Wopping sixty uh
ninety five percent, wopping ninety five percent. I'll just read
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it verbatim, a wopping ninety five percent of sex havers.
What's the sex?
Speaker 4 (14:45):
What huh?
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Sex dash havers?
Speaker 4 (14:50):
Uh huh?
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Those people having sex?
Speaker 4 (14:54):
I would assume so.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Ninety five percent participating in a spicy new survey admitted
to being at least somewhat kinky, while more than sixty
percent said they were too embarrassed or worried to share
their dirty desires with a partner. This was presented by
this sexperts at dating app flor flur is that Hey,
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you perhaps f l U R eyes. I assume that
you use it. I don't have it on my phone.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
No idea.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
No Idea found that fifty one percent of the two
thousand respondents quizzed confess to being afraid their other half
would react badly if they knew the truth about their
deepest desires. Well, we could go off. You know this,
This is a bad story to do, because we could
ask people to text us their deepest darkest desires. Not
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not with you, not with us. We don't want to
know that. We all know that you that's what we
all know. You have those desires, but we don't want
to know about it. But we would like to know
what your deepest kinky desire is. And not that we
would ever ever ever give out your phone number or
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do a reverse phone number look up. We would we
would would never do anything like that, thirty seven percent,
So they would happily sign a non disclosure agreement before
beginning a new relationship. They would ensure their secrets stay
behind closed doors. Wait a minute, this stubbing, think of that?
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Can I can I just slightly mention something political for
a moment? We must haven't We learned about MDA's. They
don't work. They don't work. So thirty seven percent of
idiots out there say, okay, we'll also an MDA and
I'll tell you what I really want to do. And
then you end up in a New York courtroom with
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everybody talking about your deepest darkest desires.
Speaker 4 (16:58):
Get your own magazine cover.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
I played fifty sheets of gray.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Oh lord, oh look, the next story is about sex. Also.
Speaker 6 (17:11):
All right, this messages for dragon. Since I just heard
you talking about delicious pancakes, so you should try this
because it's good for your diet. You mash a banana,
you mix one egg with it until it's runny, and
that will make about three to four silver dollar sized pancakes.
They are actually quite delicious, buddy.
Speaker 5 (17:33):
All right, here's my question of the day, fellas. I'm
trying to figure out my lunch. Do I have a
regular Blognian cheese sandwich or do I fry that slice
of blooney in the pan? Fried or not fried? Is
the question?
Speaker 1 (17:52):
All right, you would go first with your ego.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
I'll take that pancake one. I try it, But how
would it like a pancake if it's literally just banana?
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (18:03):
I thought it was banana and egg ban and eggs.
So I'd give it a try, but we would we
would see.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Well, the thing is, when it comes to food, I.
Speaker 4 (18:13):
Think you would try anything accurate.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Yeah, you would try anything. Man. The whole snooze thing. Uh,
I didn't realize.
Speaker 4 (18:23):
We touched such a to get to the bologney thing.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Oh, I think because of the time of year that
it is fried.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
But but you have to make it fresh because it
needs to be hot.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
If you're that's my point.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
But if you're making it now and then saving it
for lunch later, no, just swinger sandwich.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
But because but because we're now in the we're now
in the standard time season. No, not fall autumn, winter,
We're in the standard time season. And it's chili out.
It's it's a hot, fried, blowny sandwich day. If they'll
on white wonderbread, mayonnaise, and that's it.
Speaker 4 (19:07):
If it can be served.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Hot, Yeah, and serve it hot, right, Yeah? Toast the
bread or not toast the bread?
Speaker 4 (19:14):
Not toasted?
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Yeah, I think so too. I was agreed not toasted.
But back to Snooze. Man, you guys have a really
love hate relationship with Snooze. Let me emphasize again that
I'm ambivalent about Snooze. The reason I don't like Snooze,
I'm ambivalent about the food. But the reason I don't
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like Snooze is, for example, would I come in to
work on salaries to do the Syndicator program. The Snooze
over here on Bellevue, even when it's freezing cold out
has a line out the door, people standing out there
shivering to go in and eat a pancake.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
And they don't do the reservation system. You can't call
and say hey, I'm gonna be there at eleven to fifteen. Nope,
you just have to stand outside and wait.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Which what I like is there's another place called First Watch.
Have you ever been to a First Watch? Draw?
Speaker 4 (20:08):
No one?
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Okay, first Watch I think actually is probably better than Snooze. Well,
I'm just afraid we're gonna lose ninety percent of our
audience if I say that out loud, so I have
to whisper it. I think First Watch is better than Snooze.
And they have a waitless system. You download their app,
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they'll tell you what you can put your name in
and they'll give you an approximate time and then you
can show up and boom you can. I think the
late I think we've waited maybe five minutes for a table,
and you know, on a Sunday morning or a Saturday morning,
those places are jam packed. But Snooze is a big snooze.
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I think it's can I the a just here. I
think it's just a bunch of a bunch of gen
z ers. Just like these neoze It's it's kind of cool,
cool name, and I can get some chocolate chip pancakes.
So I think we'll go there today.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
If we go back to the pancakes here, I saw it.
I believe this is referring to the pancakes. I actually
saw this recipe and tried it. It's not very good.
Another text comes in and saying, as far as the
pancakes go, do regular pancake mix, but put in some
carbonated water. It makes the pancakes way better and fluffier.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Carbonated water and the pancake mix.
Speaker 4 (21:36):
Apparently, wonder what that does that makes it better fluffier.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Apparently, huh, waffles are pancakes.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
Who more often pancakes because waffle you gotta get that
special waffle iron and it's in the other part of
the closet and he's got got that.
Speaker 4 (21:54):
I just pancakes just a bit.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
You know what you can do with a waffle.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
It holds the syrup, so.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Put the third in every little.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
And it's just got that little bit of crunch and everything.
But yes, it's if I'm not making them, yeah, I'll
take the waffle.
Speaker 4 (22:14):
You're a liberal.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
You want someone else to do all the work, and
you just sit back and just you know, enjoy the
enjoy the labor of others. You're you're, you're a Marxist.
You just you want somebody else to do all the work,
and yet you get all the benefit.
Speaker 4 (22:27):
Well, at least this goober agrees this. What's about the
boloney Fried?
Speaker 1 (22:30):
Yeah? Yeah, Oh well I've been corrected. Michael forty three
twenty on snows has a weightless system on their app,
just like First Watch.
Speaker 4 (22:42):
Well, b f D, it must be new, it must
be new.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
I think the First Watch used to be egg and Eye.
Why not just go to waffle House? I saw Jim Gaffigan.
If I can find if I can find the Jim
Gaffigan uh bit that he does about waffle house, it's
pretty damn good.
Speaker 4 (23:07):
Don't they have a hurricane index for waffle House or whatever?
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Yes, they're there.
Speaker 4 (23:14):
They talk to the hurricane.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
His name uh Holly, I cannot believe her Mber his
name he was. He was the emergency manager in Florida.
Few Gate Craig Fewgate came up with the waffle house metric,
and he would measure how bad and extensive the damage
was based on whether or not or how many waffle
houses were open versus not open, because if a waffle
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house wasn't open, that meant that the power lines were
down in a Yes, but I've been to waffle house.
Speaker 4 (23:48):
Yes, I've honestly never been to a waffle house.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Honestly, let me suggest that you don't just.
Speaker 4 (23:56):
Think you could go just to say that you went.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Yeah, and and yes, and sometimes in a disaster area
that was the only place to get anything to eat.
Speaker 4 (24:04):
For price, First.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Watch sucks as much as snooze and just as overpriced.
I will Yes, I do agree that First Watch, I
do believe is overpriced.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
Also, the real question as far as waffles and pancakes,
is real maple syrup or fake maple syrup?
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Well, I think, considering the world that we live in,
fake everything's fake.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
I grew up with fake, so that's what I am
used to. I have had real. It just doesn't have
that same flavor. I love real Yeah, really yeah, And
I think I haven't bought any in quite some time,
But I would believe that reel is probably.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
The Well, I'm here's what real maple syrup costs today.
I wonder, with inflation, what real maple syrup costs because
you know, it's a time can swimming, labor intensive kind
of product that you.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
Know, Wow, we ate a snooze and the pancakes were
under uncooked, raw in the middle, awful. That actually sounds
kind of delicious. I'll take a slightly gooey pancake.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Pancake in What's that these days known as a Dutch baby?
Sometimes I'm I'm sometimes I'm fearful of reading text messages
out loud on the air because I'm afraid I'm using
some like, you know, foreign word that is completely violation
of FCC rules. Uh p A n E k O
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E k e n pain, kickin painkkakeing, pink cocain cooking.
Speaker 4 (25:43):
Is that a German pan panny cockin known as.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
A Dutch baby. Okay, here we go, Dutch baby, Dutch baby,
New York Times cookine, German pancake, abiz mark, a Dutch
puff I'm cooking, or a hoot nanny is addition that
is similar to a large Yorkshire pudding. All right, pudding?
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You like pudding?
Speaker 4 (26:07):
Yeah, I don't like it.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Unlike most pancakes, Dutch babies are baked in the oven
rather than bean fried. That's according to the book of
Knowledge otherwise known as.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
Wikipedia, Michael my Keto boloona sandwich, one slice garlic bologna,
one sliced cheese, another slice of garlic. Boloona on top
microwave for one and a half minute. Delicious. And I
can only find the garlic bologna at Save a Lot.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
A quarter of maple syrup at Costco costs thirteen dollars.
Totally worth it over the fake stuff PS. I used
to live in New Hampshire. I made my own syrup. Well,
it's a lot easier to buy it, no, Feezy Sherlock. Really, yes, I.
Speaker 4 (26:52):
Remember gunning two d to buy a lot of things.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Right, Gee, I wonder if I should go make a
shirt or just go bioshirt? Uh gun through two d's.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
Yes, A warm syrup or cold, well warm if you
can do it. But this is you're killing time here.
It's just it's an it's an unneeded step.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Warm if you can get it. Am I gonna sit
there and warm the syrup up in the microwave. Well,
the pancake or the waffle sitting there getting cold? No,
I'm not gonna do it.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
Apparently, according to this texture, peanut loved waffle.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
House Peanut did Peanut Loved waffle House.
Speaker 7 (27:43):
A social media star has been seized by authorities in
upstate New York, and his fans are going nuts.
Speaker 8 (27:48):
And to take Peanut away from my family is not only,
you know, heart wrenching, but then you take it away
from the organization that solely gets its funding from social
media that requires Peanut to get that funding.
Speaker 7 (28:00):
Mark Longo says officers raided his home, taking his pet squirrel,
Peanut and his raccoon. Fred Longo runs a sanctuary housing horses, goats,
and alpacas and says he relies on these social media
videos to raise money, but it's against New York law
to own a wild animal without a license. The Department
of Environmental Conservation says it received multiple reports about the
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potentially unsafe housing.
Speaker 4 (28:23):
Of wildlife that could carry rabies.
Speaker 8 (28:25):
My next step is to be contacted. You know, do
you see the state. Nobody has reached out to me
to say anything. I don't know if Peanut is alive
or they euthanized him.
Speaker 7 (28:33):
Longo says he rescued Peanuts seven years ago after its
mother got hit by a car, and says Peanut came
back after being released. He questions whether all this was
even necessary.
Speaker 8 (28:43):
I know the laws are the laws and the rules
of the rules, but the fact of the matter is
they brought to eight officers here who ransacked my house
for at scroll in a raccoon.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Uh. That's ABC. Good Morning America. This is ABC New York.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
We have an update on a story that we told
you about earlier.
Speaker 4 (29:02):
Squirrel that was seized in Western New York.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
Earlier this week on Eyewitness News this morning, we told
you about peanapp who has a pretty big global following
on social media, where we just learned it was euthanized
after biting someone.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
It's now being tested for rabies.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
His owner, Mark Longo, says officers rated his home, taking
peanut and other animals. Longo runs a sanctuary in Western
New York, housing horses, goats, and other animals, but it's
against New York state law to own a wild animal
without a license, and after receiving several complaints and fearing
the unsafe housing of wildlife that could carry rabies ages,
step ten took the squirrel and have euthanized it.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Now, as I told you yesterday, I couldn't figure that
out until I started I kept seeing these memes, and
I told you a friend of mine had posted a
meme on Facebook, and I'm what the hell is? What
the f is this? So I started digging around and
then you guys start talking about it. Yesterday Dragon described
it to me. So yesterday I actually went home and
I dug into the story some more.
Speaker 4 (29:58):
Then you took a break.
Speaker 5 (29:59):
Dragon.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
We got a place here in Idaho called Schmitty's Pancakes
and Steakhouse.
Speaker 5 (30:05):
They make German pancakes the size of the frying pan.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
They crawl up the sides.
Speaker 4 (30:09):
They're nice and thin. Oh they are so good road trip.
Speaker 9 (30:16):
Good morning, Michael and Dragon Snooze. Don't like me in
the line. Food's not that great. You want a good
breakfast burrito, though, Senior Miguel's at Buckley and Kentucky behind
the seven eleven. They have different burritos each day and
it's only three dollars. My favorite is Friday steak and
Potato hot best breakfast burritos around.
Speaker 4 (30:39):
Have a wonderful day, one little sketchy kussy mcguel. He's
behind seven elevens.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
Just what I like about that hotel? Back is the
best breakfast brito in town? Is? Well? You go to
the circle KO seven eleven, and then you go around
in the alley. You go past the second.
Speaker 4 (30:54):
Dumpster for Miguel not twice right.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
You go past the second dumpster and then back behind
there somewhere there's a there's a little tiny trailer. It's
not even a food truck. It's just like a U
haul trailer. And they breakfast bridles back there. It's basically
for a trendo or rouge, that's what it is. It's
the Venezuelan gang. Back there are selling breakfast britles on
the side just for a little, you know, pocket change.
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That's what that's gonna be.
Speaker 4 (31:18):
The most authentic you can get though.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Good creepy. So I walked down on the So I
walked in the studio this morning. Uh, and I had
this really nice pea coat peacoat that that I've had
for about a year now, and I hang it on
this chair next to me. Is I As I'm hanging
it on the chair, I realized that, oh, idiot me.
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When I got home last night, I threw it on
the back of a chair in the living area and
it's that chair is right next to our hallway that
leads toward the garage. The garage and the Lienburghers walk
up and down that hallway all the time. You should
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see the back of my coat. If they're gonna if
they're voting to two.
Speaker 3 (32:10):
Dogs, it has long hair, complains about hair on jacket.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
If they're going to outlaw fur in Denver with a
vote today, I won't be able to bring this goat
back into the studio anymore because it's basically a fur coat. Now,
oh my god, it is so nasty. If this place
treated me like the talent that I am, there would
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be a butler. Come in here right now and get
one of those roller things and brush my coat off. Woman,
he thinks, well, I'm on drugs this morning.
Speaker 4 (32:49):
Total drugs.
Good Martin, Michael, and Dragon.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
I'm not sure what's happening today, but you know, ta shirts,
tennis shooters.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Tidy white ease and briefs. Anything, but you know what,
you have a great day, look forward to the show back.
We're glad you look forward to the show. And it
is anything but that. Dragon. We've already been laughing because
let me just show you that. Let me describe to
you the insanity of what's going on CNN's tyron right now.
(00:34):
Are you ready for this? You might you might want
to sit down before I read you this, chirn, because
you'll you'll, you'll run for your bunker. Voters hitting the
polls in historic presidential election. This is where I think
the S word ought to be able to be used
on air. No Feaci Sherlock, really.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Just like last time, just like last time, just like
the time before that, and the time before that and
the time before that.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
And now here's Bill hammer over on Fox News once again,
going to a stupid little map, the path to two
seventy oh in the and the chiron is road to
two seventy potential paths to victory. And here they are
pushing their buttons. Well, now if this, that in the
fact this and if this then that, then if this
(01:20):
and that then that. This is all we're going to hear.
And where do my clock go? Over here? Let's see
CNN has a clock six hours, fifty one minutes, forty
eight seconds. Oh, I guess until election night in America
at four pm Eastern. I don't know why. I don't
know what that means.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
I did enjoy the one on Fox News that said
nearly all pull nearly all polls open in fifty states
or is something close?
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Yeah, like almost all polls are open in all fifty
states right now? I really you think Hawaii is open
right now?
Speaker 3 (01:57):
That's why I think I said it said nearly nearly really,
oh well, nearly, so even though states.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
It's yeah, it's like, really, your guys are stretching.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Oh no, now now they're going to talk about they
got Hannity on Harris and Trump give closing arguments last night. Wow.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Really go to a quick text message or Michael, have
you been to the Bagel Deli? It's just down the street, Yes.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
The Bagel Delhi and New York Daily News, the New
York Deli down the street from the Bagel Delhi. Those
are both excellent Jewish delis also. Uh. In fact, I
would say that.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
In terms mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Uh. I man, They're all three are very good, and
they're all three genuine authentic Jewish delis. Katsas Deli in
Midtown Manhattan, Oh my god, that is so good. The
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pistrami on rye there. The thing about New York News
Delhi is when you order French fries, like with a
Ruben or something, it comes on an entirely separate plate.
So the sandwich is so big that that takes up
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a plate, and then the fries take up a plate.
You can't finish either one.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
I'll give it a good college try it though, Oh oh.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Trust me. I do the same thing every time. I'm
thinking to myself, See at the table next to you
wants to split some fries or you know, take take
a take take a cornbee sandwich to a homeless person somewhere.
Here's where some free food is or cheap food or
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food specials. I told you, illegal peach. You can get
a free draft beer or house mark with your eye
voted sticker.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
I'm wearing mine.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Nobody gives a flying leap that you're wearing your stupid
eye votes. By the way, do you want to describe
how you voted? No, you want to leave it to
me to describe how you voted.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Oh you mean when I dropped off my ballot this morning. Yeah,
so you're talking. Oh yeah, So.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
No, I don't care how you voted. Oh okay, I
mean the procedure by which you voted. I did exactly process.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
I did exactly what two thousand mules said was the scam.
I dropped it off at four o'clock in the morning.
I was wearing gloves because it was cold, and four o'clock.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
In the morning is on my way to work. I
dropped off multiple ballots.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Because I had my wife's with me too. So yeah,
I did exactly what.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
I took a picture too, because because you know, Instagram
is a thing, and you know, because they were saying that, hey,
if people are taking photos of them dropping off ballots
in the box so they can get paid.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
And I was assuming you household that you voted as
missus Redbeard told you to vote.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Yeah, as opposed to.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
What you know, we're being told that, you know, men
should tell their wives how to vote. We know how
you and I live, and we vote according to what
O their wives tells.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Oddly enough, we differed on a number of things. Have
we still love each other and communicate. It's great, just
like you and me. So weird, it's just weird. It's
just weird.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Let's see the Adrift tiki bar that's apparently a two
eighteen South Broadway. You can get a free mystery shot.
I'm not sure I want a mystery shot.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
That sounds scary.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
It does, uh, unless, of course I got a mystery
disease that I might need a mystery shot, But I
don't know. Chef zorbas In Congress Park is offering ice
sugar cookies decorated with the word vote.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Hello, what do you say to who?
Speaker 3 (05:55):
What?
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Congress Park? Ice sugar cookies? But here's why you won't
want one. It's decorated with the word vote and it's
four dollars ninety five cents.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
I hope there's me.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
If I'm going to spend four dollars ninety five cents
for a cookie, you know where I'm going.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
We got crumbled. Oh the dirty dough is? Is that
one over opened by us?
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Now?
Speaker 4 (06:19):
Over here?
Speaker 1 (06:20):
That's what's your job?
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Is my job forever? But one of the Martino Deputies.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
One of his guys came in started talking about this,
this new place.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
I hadn't heard of it.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Crave Cookies they're over here on Bellevue in Yosemite, and
the King Soupers.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
Yeah, Crave Cookies.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
They're the stuffed cookies, so they've got goodies on the inside.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Is it a shoot off or an off shoot? Shoot off?
Is it an offshoot of Dyslexi? Is it an offshoot
of Crave Burgers?
Speaker 4 (06:49):
I honestly have no idea.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Uh, let's see Jack's fish House, but I've been to
a Jack's Fish House in ages. Get happy hour pricing
on drinks from open to clothes at all Jack's locations
on Elections Day. Election day specials include six dollars oyster shooters,
eight dollars signature Jack's cocktails such as a cucumber lemon press,
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and ten dollars Tito's Martinis. That doesn't seem like such
a special to me. Ten dollars for a Tito's martini. Tito's,
that's the best you can do. Really, I'll even Finch
and Little Finch you can get a free cookie.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
Ooo.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
This is so pathetic post Chicken and Beer Happy Hour,
pricing on all drinks all day, five dollars well Drinks,
Classic Margarita's, two for one pints of post Craft beer,
Rebel Bread six seventy five South Broadway, free chocolate chip cookie.
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Oh to the first seventy five customers with an eye
voted sticker. Uh Snooze. All Snooze locations are offering a
free pancake with the purchase of any full size entree
on Election Day if you're wearing a visible eye voted sticker. Now,
let's just you know, hang Snooze, Come on, Snooze is
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already overpriced. Yep. Lines are always too long, yep. And
it's just not that great. Okay, snooze, And with all
due respect, I've been to the snooze over here. I've
been to several snoozes. Okay, but I it's not it's
not a destination for me. But listen to these qualifications
you get. You get one free pancake with a purchase
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of any full size entree, and you have to wear
an eye voted sticker. Those are too many qualifications.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
Yeah, yeah, for one full stinking.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
There's one pancake. I can go home and make a
pancake in five minutes.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
We did the pancake house over here. Recently they have
sour dough pant Well.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
The pancake house over here is fantastic.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
Freaking I'd never had it before. We've never been there before.
No oh soured oh freaking pancakes. It was glorious.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
And since we were talking about Snooze this a second ago,
my wife really really really enjoys the silverware that they
have there. She just thinks they look really cool and whatnot.
So we may have a set. We may have acquired
a set of silver where from that Snooze has.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
Just because she really likes them.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
You want to explain how you acquired the set? No
uhty nine Michael about being able to say s wordl there.
I saw a reel on Facebook. He was highlighting interesting
fines on Amazon. The last one they highlighted was reusable
toilet paper.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
I think that's called the family cloth. I think we
talked about that downstairs many years ago.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
They are strips of clothes to wash after using in
the real They tossed one of these strips, complete with
the brown poop, in the washer. That's just disgusted.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
YEP, completely agree.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Dragon fifty five forty four says you've evolved from Dragon
red Beard to dragon and now the bald headed a hole.
I'm glad you pointed out so you so the talent
so called talent that I'm glad.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
You point it a so called talent to the so.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Called talent that you voted. Doesn't matter how you voted, Well,
it does do matter how he votes.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
I would say I have evolved from dragon to dragon boy,
then from dragon boy to Dragon, then to Dragon red Beard,
and now to dragon be bald headed a hole, sexual harassment.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
I love this because I do this. Do you put
puncture when you're using Hey, Siri.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
She started talking to you?
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Nope, she didn't. She didn't hear me. Do you put
punctuation in your if you're using if you're doing voice
to texts, do you put in punctuation marks?
Speaker 3 (11:16):
It has almost become smart enough to do that for you.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
Now.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Well here forty three sixty six texts Mike Comma, I
have to remember to turn off the word comma is
spelled out. Mike Comma. I have to remember to sne
off the radio when I'm doing voice to text. Period.
What I meant to say was start using the word
bovine defecation. No, I just like feces. I just like theces.
(11:42):
I mean, I don't like theces. I prefer the word
feces is what I mean.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Uh uh, Now you're getting yelled at over here, Michael
from sixty seven to fourteen, Michael, are you nuts? Snooze
o MG, French toast life, It's life, cha jing.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
I didn't say that the food was crappy, but it
goes back to my theory that I'm not going to
wait in line for breakfast. Seriously.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
Then the next texterter comes in and you know it
says the exact tops. First of all, snooze is so overrated.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Never liked it, didn't They used to forbid the sale
liquor until the polls closed. They made lots of places
used to forbid the sale of liquor on election day.
When did that change money? When they realized that that
the hoboes can you say hobo on air? When when
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the hoboes when his booze and not cash? They changed
it so you could pass out booze.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
What it was with the whole COVID thing. He couldn't
drive with an open container. So then they changed that
so that we can get our alcoholic beverage and take it.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Can you still do that?
Speaker 4 (12:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:55):
You still can't get like a margarita to go?
Speaker 4 (12:57):
Sure can?
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Huh?
Speaker 3 (12:59):
I'll have to try that, a little sticker on it
and say you can't drink this until you get home.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
But okay, sure, whatever you say. Uh, this comes to
us from doesn't say the orders.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
Just remember people that got a jab for a free donut.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
They gave up free donuts for jabs.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
I'm sure they did.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
I don't let me refresh. Michael and Dragon's speaking of Snooze,
Capital said the other day he has breakfast at Snooze
every morning.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
Oh and you make capitalist kind of money.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Really, I mean, come on, you're you're you're a freaking
trial lawyer, so of course you know. And and in fact,
he probably sits down the same spot and they have
the for him, and they have his order ready to
you know, he sits down, they bring him his orange
juice and coffee, and the next thing, you know, within
two minutes his breakfast is there. Doesn't have to say
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a word. Keen capitalist gets what he wants.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
I mean, come on, good grief, get it if you
can get away with it.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Not that I've ever heard anything like that. Let's see,
we're all a little bit kinky. According to a new survey,
we're naked and ashamed. I'm just embarrassed. I'm not ashamed.
I'm just embarrassed, that's all I am. Wopping sixty uh
ninety five percent, wopping ninety five percent. I'll just read
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it verbatim, a wopping ninety five percent of sex havers.
What's the sex?
Speaker 4 (14:45):
What huh?
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Sex dash havers?
Speaker 4 (14:50):
Uh huh?
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Those people having sex?
Speaker 4 (14:54):
I would assume so.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Ninety five percent participating in a spicy new survey admitted
to being at least somewhat kinky, while more than sixty
percent said they were too embarrassed or worried to share
their dirty desires with a partner. This was presented by
this sexperts at dating app flor flur is that Hey,
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you perhaps f l U R eyes. I assume that
you use it. I don't have it on my phone.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
No idea.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
No Idea found that fifty one percent of the two
thousand respondents quizzed confess to being afraid their other half
would react badly if they knew the truth about their
deepest desires. Well, we could go off. You know this,
This is a bad story to do, because we could
ask people to text us their deepest darkest desires. Not
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not with you, not with us. We don't want to
know that. We all know that you that's what we
all know. You have those desires, but we don't want
to know about it. But we would like to know
what your deepest kinky desire is. And not that we
would ever ever ever give out your phone number or
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do a reverse phone number look up. We would we
would would never do anything like that, thirty seven percent,
So they would happily sign a non disclosure agreement before
beginning a new relationship. They would ensure their secrets stay
behind closed doors. Wait a minute, this stubbing, think of that?
(16:32):
Can I can I just slightly mention something political for
a moment? We must haven't We learned about MDA's. They
don't work. They don't work. So thirty seven percent of
idiots out there say, okay, we'll also an MDA and
I'll tell you what I really want to do. And
then you end up in a New York courtroom with
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everybody talking about your deepest darkest desires.
Speaker 4 (16:58):
Get your own magazine cover.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
I played fifty sheets of gray.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Oh lord, oh look, the next story is about sex. Also.
Speaker 6 (17:11):
All right, this messages for dragon. Since I just heard
you talking about delicious pancakes, so you should try this
because it's good for your diet. You mash a banana,
you mix one egg with it until it's runny, and
that will make about three to four silver dollar sized pancakes.
They are actually quite delicious, buddy.
Speaker 5 (17:33):
All right, here's my question of the day, fellas. I'm
trying to figure out my lunch. Do I have a
regular Blognian cheese sandwich or do I fry that slice
of blooney in the pan? Fried or not fried? Is
the question?
Speaker 1 (17:52):
All right, you would go first with your ego.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
I'll take that pancake one. I try it, But how
would it like a pancake if it's literally just banana?
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (18:03):
I thought it was banana and egg ban and eggs.
So I'd give it a try, but we would we
would see.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Well, the thing is, when it comes to food, I.
Speaker 4 (18:13):
Think you would try anything accurate.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Yeah, you would try anything. Man. The whole snooze thing. Uh,
I didn't realize.
Speaker 4 (18:23):
We touched such a to get to the bologney thing.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Oh, I think because of the time of year that
it is fried.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
But but you have to make it fresh because it
needs to be hot.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
If you're that's my point.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
But if you're making it now and then saving it
for lunch later, no, just swinger sandwich.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
But because but because we're now in the we're now
in the standard time season. No, not fall autumn, winter,
We're in the standard time season. And it's chili out.
It's it's a hot, fried, blowny sandwich day. If they'll
on white wonderbread, mayonnaise, and that's it.
Speaker 4 (19:07):
If it can be served.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Hot, Yeah, and serve it hot, right, Yeah? Toast the
bread or not toast the bread?
Speaker 4 (19:14):
Not toasted?
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Yeah, I think so too. I was agreed not toasted.
But back to Snooze. Man, you guys have a really
love hate relationship with Snooze. Let me emphasize again that
I'm ambivalent about Snooze. The reason I don't like Snooze,
I'm ambivalent about the food. But the reason I don't
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like Snooze is, for example, would I come in to
work on salaries to do the Syndicator program. The Snooze
over here on Bellevue, even when it's freezing cold out
has a line out the door, people standing out there
shivering to go in and eat a pancake.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
And they don't do the reservation system. You can't call
and say hey, I'm gonna be there at eleven to fifteen. Nope,
you just have to stand outside and wait.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Which what I like is there's another place called First Watch.
Have you ever been to a First Watch? Draw?
Speaker 4 (20:08):
No one?
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Okay, first Watch I think actually is probably better than Snooze. Well,
I'm just afraid we're gonna lose ninety percent of our
audience if I say that out loud, so I have
to whisper it. I think First Watch is better than Snooze.
And they have a waitless system. You download their app,
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they'll tell you what you can put your name in
and they'll give you an approximate time and then you
can show up and boom you can. I think the
late I think we've waited maybe five minutes for a table,
and you know, on a Sunday morning or a Saturday morning,
those places are jam packed. But Snooze is a big snooze.
(20:56):
I think it's can I the a just here. I
think it's just a bunch of a bunch of gen
z ers. Just like these neoze It's it's kind of cool,
cool name, and I can get some chocolate chip pancakes.
So I think we'll go there today.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
If we go back to the pancakes here, I saw it.
I believe this is referring to the pancakes. I actually
saw this recipe and tried it. It's not very good.
Another text comes in and saying, as far as the
pancakes go, do regular pancake mix, but put in some
carbonated water. It makes the pancakes way better and fluffier.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Carbonated water and the pancake mix.
Speaker 4 (21:36):
Apparently, wonder what that does that makes it better fluffier.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Apparently, huh, waffles are pancakes.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
Who more often pancakes because waffle you gotta get that
special waffle iron and it's in the other part of
the closet and he's got got that.
Speaker 4 (21:54):
I just pancakes just a bit.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
You know what you can do with a waffle.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
It holds the syrup, so.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Put the third in every little.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
And it's just got that little bit of crunch and everything.
But yes, it's if I'm not making them, yeah, I'll
take the waffle.
Speaker 4 (22:14):
You're a liberal.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
You want someone else to do all the work, and
you just sit back and just you know, enjoy the
enjoy the labor of others. You're you're, you're a Marxist.
You just you want somebody else to do all the work,
and yet you get all the benefit.
Speaker 4 (22:27):
Well, at least this goober agrees this. What's about the
boloney Fried?
Speaker 1 (22:30):
Yeah? Yeah, Oh well I've been corrected. Michael forty three
twenty on snows has a weightless system on their app,
just like First Watch.
Speaker 4 (22:42):
Well, b f D, it must be new, it must
be new.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
I think the First Watch used to be egg and Eye.
Why not just go to waffle House? I saw Jim Gaffigan.
If I can find if I can find the Jim
Gaffigan uh bit that he does about waffle house, it's
pretty damn good.
Speaker 4 (23:07):
Don't they have a hurricane index for waffle House or whatever?
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Yes, they're there.
Speaker 4 (23:14):
They talk to the hurricane.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
His name uh Holly, I cannot believe her Mber his
name he was. He was the emergency manager in Florida.
Few Gate Craig Fewgate came up with the waffle house metric,
and he would measure how bad and extensive the damage
was based on whether or not or how many waffle
houses were open versus not open, because if a waffle
(23:38):
house wasn't open, that meant that the power lines were
down in a Yes, but I've been to waffle house.
Speaker 4 (23:48):
Yes, I've honestly never been to a waffle house.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Honestly, let me suggest that you don't just.
Speaker 4 (23:56):
Think you could go just to say that you went.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Yeah, and and yes, and sometimes in a disaster area
that was the only place to get anything to eat.
Speaker 4 (24:04):
For price, First.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Watch sucks as much as snooze and just as overpriced.
I will Yes, I do agree that First Watch, I
do believe is overpriced.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
Also, the real question as far as waffles and pancakes,
is real maple syrup or fake maple syrup?
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Well, I think, considering the world that we live in,
fake everything's fake.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
I grew up with fake, so that's what I am
used to. I have had real. It just doesn't have
that same flavor. I love real Yeah, really yeah, And
I think I haven't bought any in quite some time,
But I would believe that reel is probably.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
The Well, I'm here's what real maple syrup costs today.
I wonder, with inflation, what real maple syrup costs because
you know, it's a time can swimming, labor intensive kind
of product that you.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
Know, Wow, we ate a snooze and the pancakes were
under uncooked, raw in the middle, awful. That actually sounds
kind of delicious. I'll take a slightly gooey pancake.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Pancake in What's that these days known as a Dutch baby?
Sometimes I'm I'm sometimes I'm fearful of reading text messages
out loud on the air because I'm afraid I'm using
some like, you know, foreign word that is completely violation
of FCC rules. Uh p A n E k O
(25:37):
E k e n pain, kickin painkkakeing, pink cocain cooking.
Speaker 4 (25:43):
Is that a German pan panny cockin known as.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
A Dutch baby. Okay, here we go, Dutch baby, Dutch baby,
New York Times cookine, German pancake, abiz mark, a Dutch
puff I'm cooking, or a hoot nanny is addition that
is similar to a large Yorkshire pudding. All right, pudding?
(26:06):
You like pudding?
Speaker 4 (26:07):
Yeah, I don't like it.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Unlike most pancakes, Dutch babies are baked in the oven
rather than bean fried. That's according to the book of
Knowledge otherwise known as.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
Wikipedia, Michael my Keto boloona sandwich, one slice garlic bologna,
one sliced cheese, another slice of garlic. Boloona on top
microwave for one and a half minute. Delicious. And I
can only find the garlic bologna at Save a Lot.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
A quarter of maple syrup at Costco costs thirteen dollars.
Totally worth it over the fake stuff PS. I used
to live in New Hampshire. I made my own syrup. Well,
it's a lot easier to buy it, no, Feezy Sherlock. Really, yes, I.
Speaker 4 (26:52):
Remember gunning two d to buy a lot of things.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Right, Gee, I wonder if I should go make a
shirt or just go bioshirt? Uh gun through two d's.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
Yes, A warm syrup or cold, well warm if you
can do it. But this is you're killing time here.
It's just it's an it's an unneeded step.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Warm if you can get it. Am I gonna sit
there and warm the syrup up in the microwave. Well,
the pancake or the waffle sitting there getting cold? No,
I'm not gonna do it.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
Apparently, according to this texture, peanut loved waffle.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
House Peanut did Peanut Loved waffle House.
Speaker 7 (27:43):
A social media star has been seized by authorities in
upstate New York, and his fans are going nuts.
Speaker 8 (27:48):
And to take Peanut away from my family is not only,
you know, heart wrenching, but then you take it away
from the organization that solely gets its funding from social
media that requires Peanut to get that funding.
Speaker 7 (28:00):
Mark Longo says officers raided his home, taking his pet squirrel,
Peanut and his raccoon. Fred Longo runs a sanctuary housing horses, goats,
and alpacas and says he relies on these social media
videos to raise money, but it's against New York law
to own a wild animal without a license. The Department
of Environmental Conservation says it received multiple reports about the
(28:21):
potentially unsafe housing.
Speaker 4 (28:23):
Of wildlife that could carry rabies.
Speaker 8 (28:25):
My next step is to be contacted. You know, do
you see the state. Nobody has reached out to me
to say anything. I don't know if Peanut is alive
or they euthanized him.
Speaker 7 (28:33):
Longo says he rescued Peanuts seven years ago after its
mother got hit by a car, and says Peanut came
back after being released. He questions whether all this was
even necessary.
Speaker 8 (28:43):
I know the laws are the laws and the rules
of the rules, but the fact of the matter is
they brought to eight officers here who ransacked my house
for at scroll in a raccoon.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Uh. That's ABC. Good Morning America. This is ABC New York.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
We have an update on a story that we told
you about earlier.
Speaker 4 (29:02):
Squirrel that was seized in Western New York.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
Earlier this week on Eyewitness News this morning, we told
you about peanapp who has a pretty big global following
on social media, where we just learned it was euthanized
after biting someone.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
It's now being tested for rabies.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
His owner, Mark Longo, says officers rated his home, taking
peanut and other animals. Longo runs a sanctuary in Western
New York, housing horses, goats, and other animals, but it's
against New York state law to own a wild animal
without a license, and after receiving several complaints and fearing
the unsafe housing of wildlife that could carry rabies ages,
step ten took the squirrel and have euthanized it.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Now, as I told you yesterday, I couldn't figure that
out until I started I kept seeing these memes, and
I told you a friend of mine had posted a
meme on Facebook, and I'm what the hell is? What
the f is this? So I started digging around and
then you guys start talking about it. Yesterday Dragon described
it to me. So yesterday I actually went home and
I dug into the story some more.
Speaker 4 (29:58):
Then you took a break.
Speaker 5 (29:59):
Dragon.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
We got a place here in Idaho called Schmitty's Pancakes
and Steakhouse.
Speaker 5 (30:05):
They make German pancakes the size of the frying pan.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
They crawl up the sides.
Speaker 4 (30:09):
They're nice and thin. Oh they are so good road trip.
Speaker 9 (30:16):
Good morning, Michael and Dragon Snooze. Don't like me in
the line. Food's not that great. You want a good
breakfast burrito, though, Senior Miguel's at Buckley and Kentucky behind
the seven eleven. They have different burritos each day and
it's only three dollars. My favorite is Friday steak and
Potato hot best breakfast burritos around.
Speaker 4 (30:39):
Have a wonderful day, one little sketchy kussy mcguel. He's
behind seven elevens.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
Just what I like about that hotel? Back is the
best breakfast brito in town? Is? Well? You go to
the circle KO seven eleven, and then you go around
in the alley. You go past the second.
Speaker 4 (30:54):
Dumpster for Miguel not twice right.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
You go past the second dumpster and then back behind
there somewhere there's a there's a little tiny trailer. It's
not even a food truck. It's just like a U
haul trailer. And they breakfast bridles back there. It's basically
for a trendo or rouge, that's what it is. It's
the Venezuelan gang. Back there are selling breakfast britles on
the side just for a little, you know, pocket change.
(31:17):
That's what that's gonna be.
Speaker 4 (31:18):
The most authentic you can get though.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Good creepy. So I walked down on the So I
walked in the studio this morning. Uh, and I had
this really nice pea coat peacoat that that I've had
for about a year now, and I hang it on
this chair next to me. Is I As I'm hanging
it on the chair, I realized that, oh, idiot me.
(31:44):
When I got home last night, I threw it on
the back of a chair in the living area and
it's that chair is right next to our hallway that
leads toward the garage. The garage and the Lienburghers walk
up and down that hallway all the time. You should
(32:05):
see the back of my coat. If they're gonna if
they're voting to two.
Speaker 3 (32:10):
Dogs, it has long hair, complains about hair on jacket.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
If they're going to outlaw fur in Denver with a
vote today, I won't be able to bring this goat
back into the studio anymore because it's basically a fur coat. Now,
oh my god, it is so nasty. If this place
treated me like the talent that I am, there would
(32:35):
be a butler. Come in here right now and get
one of those roller things and brush my coat off. Woman,
he thinks, well, I'm on drugs this morning.
Speaker 4 (32:49):
Total drugs.
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