June 17, 2025 • 3 mins
The talkbacks were on fire today. The goobers also do not like stupid drivers.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Michael, I'm back in the car heading back to Colorado
from Texas, and thanks to Governor Abbott, I've got a
whole trunk full of plastic bags.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
So you know, we'll have to figure out a way
to meet and distribute these to the goobers. They deserve them.
Every store I went to, would you like a bag?
I'll take two, please, and I'll take a whole case.
All right, have a great day, guys.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Road rage is so stupid.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Anybody that takes part in that, hey, you stupid.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Oh excuse me, exercise some caution, will you, sir?
Speaker 4 (00:40):
Some Michael. You know, as long as these drivers who
don't know how to read the road signs are not
from say, Washington, Oregon, California, Illinois, New York, you know,
the crap holes, maybe there's hope for them. I don't know, just.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Thinking the other day, coming on a continuous lane, Uh,
people were trying to merge into the lane, but they
didn't want to zipper merge. They thought they all had
the right to the continuous lane, even though we were
already in the lane. See, you got me all worked up, Michael.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
The next thing is are the idiots who stop at
every entrance in a roundabout, like literally to stop, stop, stop?
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Oh where did these where are these people's hands?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Yeah, it always cracks me up with all these new
cars that all the safety features.
Speaker 6 (01:31):
It's like, just use the damn nears or do a
little turn over.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
The shoulder to make sure no one's in the other lane.
Speaker 7 (01:38):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Uh, I was just wondering about this word dictionary and
where would I go to look it up?
Speaker 8 (01:48):
Hey, Michael, get real, nothing will change until the Ayatola
and his staff are dead. Hey, Michael, just was curious
of your opinion. I understand what you're saying that we
shouldn't be involved with any regime change, but being the
big Satan that we are, wouldn't it be in her
best interest to maybe be involved a little bit anyway?
Speaker 7 (02:10):
Michael, I don't know if you've ever seen pictures of
Iran in the mid sixties, before the joint venture between
the CIA and the Brits that deposed Prime Minister Masada
and installed the Shah, But it was a shockingly freedom loving,
(02:31):
classically liberal kind of a country back then. Michael loved
the Wargames movie Seen That many times.
Speaker 6 (02:38):
Love the action, love the storyline, and also the celebrity
crush on Ali.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
She doesn't hurt either.
Speaker 6 (02:44):
Now I gotta go watch it again.
Speaker 7 (02:46):
Thanks.
Speaker 6 (02:46):
Hey Michael. Regarding Tucker Carlson's concerns about it forever war,
the first thing that comes into my mind is that
President Trump's only going to be in office for the
next three years. What happens after that? We might have
other players in the political arena arena, like Bolton types
(03:07):
that just want a forever war because of the military
industrial complex.
Speaker 7 (03:12):
Thanks
Michael, I'm back in the car heading back to Colorado
from Texas, and thanks to Governor Abbott, I've got a
whole trunk full of plastic bags.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
So you know, we'll have to figure out a way
to meet and distribute these to the goobers. They deserve them.
Every store I went to, would you like a bag?
I'll take two, please, and I'll take a whole case.
All right, have a great day, guys.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Road rage is so stupid.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Anybody that takes part in that, hey, you stupid.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Oh excuse me, exercise some caution, will you, sir?
Speaker 4 (00:40):
Some Michael. You know, as long as these drivers who
don't know how to read the road signs are not
from say, Washington, Oregon, California, Illinois, New York, you know,
the crap holes, maybe there's hope for them. I don't know, just.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Thinking the other day, coming on a continuous lane, Uh,
people were trying to merge into the lane, but they
didn't want to zipper merge. They thought they all had
the right to the continuous lane, even though we were
already in the lane. See, you got me all worked up, Michael.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
The next thing is are the idiots who stop at
every entrance in a roundabout, like literally to stop, stop, stop?
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Oh where did these where are these people's hands?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Yeah, it always cracks me up with all these new
cars that all the safety features.
Speaker 6 (01:31):
It's like, just use the damn nears or do a
little turn over.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
The shoulder to make sure no one's in the other lane.
Speaker 7 (01:38):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Uh, I was just wondering about this word dictionary and
where would I go to look it up?
Speaker 8 (01:48):
Hey, Michael, get real, nothing will change until the Ayatola
and his staff are dead. Hey, Michael, just was curious
of your opinion. I understand what you're saying that we
shouldn't be involved with any regime change, but being the
big Satan that we are, wouldn't it be in her
best interest to maybe be involved a little bit anyway?
Speaker 7 (02:10):
Michael, I don't know if you've ever seen pictures of
Iran in the mid sixties, before the joint venture between
the CIA and the Brits that deposed Prime Minister Masada
and installed the Shah, But it was a shockingly freedom loving,
(02:31):
classically liberal kind of a country back then. Michael loved
the Wargames movie Seen That many times.
Speaker 6 (02:38):
Love the action, love the storyline, and also the celebrity
crush on Ali.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
She doesn't hurt either.
Speaker 6 (02:44):
Now I gotta go watch it again.
Speaker 7 (02:46):
Thanks.
Speaker 6 (02:46):
Hey Michael. Regarding Tucker Carlson's concerns about it forever war,
the first thing that comes into my mind is that
President Trump's only going to be in office for the
next three years. What happens after that? We might have
other players in the political arena arena, like Bolton types
(03:07):
that just want a forever war because of the military
industrial complex.
Speaker 7 (03:12):
Thanks
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