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Whatever. We've got a little fundrive coming up here in just a bit,
so you can get your head rightfor that. See what's going on
there right now though, the timefor him is now. Dallas, Texas.
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Mister Dallas, Texas, Mister Dallas, Dallas, Texas. Em Old
Rogers, O god, oh wait, Wilson Micasina Richardson Square, Dallas,
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Texas. Mister Dallas, Dallas,Texas. Mister Dallas, Dallas, Texas,
Mister Dallas. Oh oh oh,Dallas less Well, well, well,
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how's he going in here? Okay, Hey, we're chilling. Hey,
mister Dallas. You guys cool?Yeah, everything all right in here,
mister mister Dallas. Cool. IfI piss you off real quick,
oh I don't know if you can. If I jam you up first,
jam me app you're Chain Smokers fan. If you're a Chain Smokers fan,
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they're at Toyota Stadium on May fourth, and I got a pair of tickets
for somebody. Just use the talkbackfeature on the iHeartRadio app the red microphone
and send in something that says,shooty, I sure would like to see
the Chain Smokers. Send in thattalkback first one to do it. Grooves
will get with you get you hookedup. Thanks, mister d It's called
radio housekeeping whatever. Damn well,I got a couple of quick hits for
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you like I did yesterday. Icame in here with some quick hits,
and I'm coming in here with sometickets today. You like bringing the quick
hits, I like bringing the heat. Yeah. Spicy, Oh, that's
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a one of spicy meat the ballfirst item. One here The Dallas Morning
News heard of it. Our localdaily newspaper, the one local daily newspaper
we have, yes Ay Dallas.Thank you Sarah Blaskovich for writing The Dallas
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Morning News. They won a NationalInvestigative Reporters and Editors Award for a series
published last year about preventing about preventablebleeding deaths. What now in their world,
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let't you just make a tournique andget to er in their world?
Awards like this and stuff are veryvery big. It's not so much in
our world, but in their worldthey are. And so The Dallas Morning
News has one many And this wasfor a six part investigation called Bleeding Out,
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detailing the reasons tens of thousands ofAmericans die every year from traumatic injuries
they could have potentially survived. Ohno, they didn't make a tourniquet.
That's about the size of it.They didn't stick their legs stump into a
fire. They found that an estimatedthirty one thousand injured Americans succumb to potentially
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preventable bleeding each year, and thattraumatic injuries kill more children and adults under
the age of forty five than anyother cause. Traumatic injuries Yeah, where
people are bleeding out and nobody knowswhat to do about it. Ah,
I know what to do. Youstab it with fire. Let's how you
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a log that's on fire and yougo. Really, if you're bleeding out,
Let's how you cauterize a wound.How do you know that with fire?
I've watched enough stuff where people cutoff limbs. Oh yeah, Game
of Thrones type stuff. Yea.Furthermore, their reporting also found that a
majority of paramedics in the US arenot fully equipped to treat massive blood loss,
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which kills many patients on the wayto the hospital before they even get
there. They need more training orsoon after they arrive. Yeah, these
guys a lot of the time justaren't either well trained enough or well equipped
enough to know what to do ifsomebody you know that's bleeding and then is
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on the way the hospital starts toget into real trouble about it. But
this that's what newspapers are there for. Here's what judges wrote about this series.
One said this was a comprehensive investigationinto a national health crisis hiding in
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plain sight the tens of thousands ofAmericans who bleed to death from potentially survivable
injuries each year. And they saythat the reporting team reviewed hundreds of medical
journal articles and did exhaustive work.Wow, that's just the Dallas Morning News
being the Dallas Morning News. Julie, it's not for them, they deserve
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it. Julie has been trying touncurl the hair that she got sucked into
the back of her blow dryer thismorning. Yeah, six hair sucked into
the to the back of your blowdryer this morning. Terrible. I didn't
know anything about this. Oh yeah, have you noticed that people? Well,
yeah, yeah, I've noticed her. She's been playing with that one
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strand I'm trying to undo what itdid. I'm getting some where hours she's
been trying to undo. Would youlike the perfect scenario, would you like
for me to come over there witha brush and brush it out for you.
Sure I could do that. I'dlove for you to brush my hair.
I'm very well equipped and hair brushing. I think you tried it with
a brush. It would just ripout all of those hairs. It's got
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too many knots. Can we turns? Very bad situation on my head.
I'd had a string get ripped offof a pair of shorts by my leaf
blower. Uh huh, because Idon't take care of things. So like
the bottom part is supposed to snapshut, but for some reason, because
I drop it too hard all thetime, it doesn't close. So it
just hangs open, and so Ijust keep it away from me. But
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that's where it sucks in at.Oh, and it pulled up a string
from my short and just war ohgosh, chopped it off. Could have
been my gnme. Oh my gosh. That sounds so dangerous. What if
I was necking these these could havegotten circumcised right there. Yeah, Like
these little contraptions that we think areour friends are not our friends. True,
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Sorry, misterdie all right, here'sitem too. A facility or a
recording studio open to the public hasexisted for about ten years recording studios.
A recording studio that I guess anybodywho wants to use it. Can you
want to go make a song?Yeah? The space has been the space
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has been mostly used for rehearsals andthe recording of interviews in podcast episodes rather
than recording music. But now theSouth Dallas Cultural Center has upgraded their free
recording studio to begin working with musicians. Oh up, So if you want
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to record something, got an ideakicking around up there and that nogging of
viewers, and you'd like to getit down on on tape or some other
digital, more up to date format. You now have a place for this.
You ready, Jules? Yeah?Genre do you want to do?
I think like pop? Country?Pop? Country? Okay? So Taylor
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yeah yeah. Mister Dallis, areyou prepared to play the slide whistle for
us? You bet you're ready.I always stand if they're ready to play
the slide whistle anytime, day ornight. Cop through it. Man,
it's impressive, thanks, mister dI'm ready to play. Uh, I'll
try the harmonica. I need topractice a little bit, yeah, but
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I'll be ready. Now. Thisplace has been around for about ten years,
but it's been mostly used for rehearsalsand the recording of interviews and podcasts.
The general manager said the lack ofprofessional equipment and an on site audio
engineer limited how the space could beused, but apparently they now have those
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things. In fact, they recentlywelcomed Kendon Phillips, a music producer for
almost twenty years, as the firston site audio engineer. Phillips is also
known as Piff, and he willtake over the recording studio handle booking and
operations with recording equipment from his homestudio. If somebody if you called to
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book something and somebody answered and theysaid, hello, this is PIFF,
I think I'd hang up. No, he's kind of a cool name.
Kind of set him apart from allthe other audio engineers. Don't trust Piss.
How do you engineers have cool names? Well? Piff has worked with
many North Texas rappers, including GrammyAward winning artist Bobby Sessions. That's my
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favorite. I love Bobby Sessions.I just don't love his song with Pat
Green. Bobby Sessions is great.It off just to make sure I checked
out first. I checked out BobbySessions on Spotify and I was like,
oh yeah, I like his stuff. I don't like that, not that
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and also John Doe is another.But Phillips joined the team almost immediately after
visiting the recording studio and said therecording studio studio looked like it hadn't been
touched in years. But now,just like me, it has it is
up and running. Whatever. Haveyou got something you want to get down,
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then you've got a place to doit. When's the last time you
touched, mister Dallas? And therealways touched? What like right now you're
perma touched? It could be who'stouching you? Right? And what do
you do with the balls? Thatwas not me? Yeah, what do
you do though? What do youdo with those? Wouldn't you like to
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know? Oh gosh, I'm sorryfor him, mister Dallas. Mine it
was a sports question. Inappropriate question. It was a sports question. No,
it was not. It doesn't playsports. He doesn't have any sports
balls, Like, where do youstore them if you're not going to use
them? Because he doesn't sports.And that puts us back to the original
question, what do you do withthe balls? I'm not familiar this instrument,
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but four sixty nine mister Dallas canplay the meat flute. The penis.
I just I like to interact withour listeners, So if you text
them sometimes I like to read them. It took me a second. I
was like, Oh, where's what'sthe meat flute? That's from the four
sixth nine. Also, the eighteenthDallas International Film Festival is going to take
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place from April twenty fifth to Maysecond at the Violent Violet Crown Cinema in
the West Village that's in Uptown.This will feature screenings of more than one
hundred films, Q and A,sessions, panels with filmmakers, actors,
and many special events. The lineupfeatures a mix of feature films boasting big
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name stars and filmmakers, alongside documentaryand lesser knowns trying to make their way
through the music industry. Headlining thefestival will be the world premiere of the
documentary Dude Perfect A Very long Shot. Oh Wow, it's Ben Rogers in
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it. I feel he's around DudePerfect a lot. He's gonna be in
the front road just doing that documentary. Every time I hang out with them,
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I run into a Dude Perfect guy. It's just like Ben just is
around them at all times. Ithink, Yeah, they're just in the
Vicinity. Well that'll be the openingnight film on Thursday, April twenty fifth
at the Majestic Theater, charting thehistory of the Frisco based Trick Shot Group
and what happens next. Other notablefilms being screened include The Dead, Don't
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Hurt. That Is, a Westernstarring Vicky Cripes Creeps and Viggo Mortensen.
I know as the writer and directorof this. Ziggo Mortensen was in Lord
of the Rings Ezra, a comedythriller starring Bobby can Cannabally, you'd recognize
him, I think, who ishe? I know I've heard that name
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before. Crap was he? Imean, he's been in something. I
even know that name. Let mesee, because I know that name and
I don't know actor names. Whatdo I know you from? Butt Head
Boardwalk Empire? Yes, yes,dad's under the boardwalk? All right,
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you guys do the same. Idon't figure what I know him from because
I don't watch him any things.I don't figure. Robert de Niro is
also in Ezra, a comedy.A man. Oh. Also, I
saw the TV Globe A Horse starringrising star Justice Smith. A horse,
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No a horror, I thought,I said, horror. Did I not?
It sounded like horror, horror,horror, horse horror. That sounds
like a game horror horsehole, nothorror, not horse horror. You are
my You were my horror. Youwere my horror. You were my horse.
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God, if I owned a horse, I would totally do that every
time I went to see it.Hello, you are my horse. And
also another one to keep an eyeon is Printed Black, a documentary about
how journalists in Texas responding to theschool shooting at rob Elementary. Dude too
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soon, So that's what the DallasInternational Film Festival as lyned for you talking
about the diff diff with Piff?Yeh? What was Piff doing at the
piff was from the last story?He's the audio. He's not at the
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diff. He's not at the diff. You want to go to the diff.
I'll go to the diff. Iwatch stuff and that starts a week
from tomorrow night. So there yougo. All right, gotta gotta get
out of here. Oh well,your energy drink. I would like to
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thank someone this is it fits,it's Dallas. I would like to thank
a guy because I like to checkout mock drafts for the NFL draft unless
they're from websites that put one outevery day. I will not reward you
with clicks if you're doing this everyday. But Peter Schrager did a mock
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draft. Yeah, good morning footballguy, Good morning football guy. That's
leaving. Good morning football. Ithink because it's moving to LA from New
York. Think you don't want toleave. Yeah. I think he's one
of the ones that's not moving withit. I could be wrong. What
a loser. He did a mockdraft and finally somebody didn't give the Cowboys
the same f and player over andover and over again. So I thought
it was fun. Average offensive lineman, yeah, below average, blow average
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instead. Do you guys remember whenthey had the NFL combine and we talked
about the guy who ran the fastestever xavierer Worthy, the fastest man in
the history of the NFL Combine outof the University of Texas. That's who
he said, the Cowboys are goingto pick at number twenty four overall.
And I gotta be honest, Idon't know if I love him that high,
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but boy, wouldn't it be funto put somebody out there that runs
like that, the fastest dude toever step on an NFL football field is
out there. Is he a passcatcher or or what? Yeah? Yeah,
yeah, he's a receiver. AtTexas, it was kind of either
run real far or we're just gonnathrow it to you right now and then
take off. Okay, he'll dropthe hell out of the ball. And
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he's small. Yeah, but heruns like the wind. Okay, if
he does hang on to it,if he eggs onto it, he ran
by you. And if he catchesit in front of you, he's about
to run by you. He's alot of fun. We haven't really talked
about wide receiver for the Cowboys,but we probably should. You have Ceedee
Lamb, Brandon Cooks, who's pretty, men and getting older and older and
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older, and then nothing. JalenTolbert. Okay, I think it'd be
fun if they there. We needmore picks. I didn't get to do
this as a segment, but I'dlike to put it as my official prediction
that eight days from now, theCowboys will not pick at number twenty four
overall, but they will have more. They will have more picks because they
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will trade down. Okay, it'smy official prediction because otherwise their offseason doesn't
make any effing sense. Because theycan't even fill the team. They have
to trade down. It's gotta happen. AnyWho. Yeah, Coming up next,
it's time for Fun Drive on aWednesday, which means it's a Gateway
to the Rangers, brought to youby Gateway Buick GMC. We'll talk to
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Emily Jones about our baseball team.Got a dub today. We'll do that next