Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:01):
You're waking up. Kiss one, well, good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I'm only playing songs that I like today because it's
my thirty fifth birthday. Not that I don't love the
music that we play every day, but you know, there's
your specifics.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
I want to go deep cuts.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Happy birthday, by the way, Thank you.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
That's the voice of Sarah, at least a part of
the show's inner circle. She also saunters down here at
least once or twice a day from The Kid Chris
Morning Show, where she is a resident of every day.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Sometimes I have to escape Christopher and get my girl chatow.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Oh yeah, and we we.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Love, we love a debrief, we love hanging out. We
were just looking back at there's nothing. There's really nothing
more special on your birthday than two or three things.
One When you go back through your archives on social
media and see your previous birthday outfits and experiences from
the years.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Before, sometimes it could be a little cringey.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Sometimes like why did I wear them? Why? What Facebook mounds?
What was I thinking?
Speaker 3 (00:58):
And honestly, that's the only reason I get on Facebook
is to check out the memories.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Every day.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
It's like a trip down memory lane. There are so
many great birthday memories, and I'm sure you had. I
had when I would turn twenty one Lacelle University in Boston, Massachusetts.
They had gotten me an ice luge, and I loved
ice luges back then. Hold on, what an ice luge?
Speaker 1 (01:20):
What is that?
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Where you It's a big block of ice with a
track in it, and then someone dump's alcohol at the
top and you.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
You stayed at the bottom, you know, Oh my god,
I've never done one of those before.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Now we would say this place called Brooklyn Ice, we
got a night. You have never done an ice luge, Sarah.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
No, I would go on Oxford for mine. I'd drink
a trash can.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Well that was also that, if you know, you know,
so I had done that and I got so blitzed
before you even made it to the bar.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Oh, I'm sure that.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
When my friend pulled over for me to use the
bathroom on the side of Commonwealth Avenue, I peed my pants.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Oh out there.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
So everyone went to the bar, but I had to
go back to school and change.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
But I didn't have my keys to get into my
dorm room.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
So fucking right, Oh my god, you have not changed
in fourteen years.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Same tip.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
So I'm banging on my neighbor's door, my neighbor's dorm
room door that I know, like, oh right, I mean
I think if you live near me, you're forced to
know me, right, And she's like rail thin and I'm not,
but she's rail thin.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
And I was like, dude, I peed my pants.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
So she's like, it's your birthday and I know, and
she's like, well, all I can give you are these
life is good pajama pants.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Oh girls.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
So I put those on, had the TI hour on,
and I said, let's hit the streets and we went
back to the bar.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
I could totally see you doing that and at least
you were comfortable, right, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
It was comfy.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
I mean the pictures that I'll show you when you
come around here, I mean.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
It was it's the It's the best. Yeah, I gotta
see those. You should tweet those out too. I should.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
At thirty five today, though, we're gonna do cake, champagne,
maybe a few adult candies tonight at the house and
be merry and be warm.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
So I'm looking forward to that.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
On the coldest day of the year, we're gonna get hot.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
And if you know of any free things, if you
know of any free things in Cincinnati I should sign
up for to get those rewards. Please talk back with tip.
All right, I'm playing only my favorites. This is called
APT You might be familiar with it Bruno, Mars and Rose.
I love this song and it is a drinking game.
Good morning, as promised, only my favorites today. You're waking
(03:25):
up with TIF in the morning commercial free here on
Kiss one O seven to one. And today is my
thirty fifth birthday.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Hot you're on the air.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
It's Adam h he are you this morning?
Speaker 1 (03:34):
I'm well good to hear from. Yeah. I just wanted
to call and what's your happy birthday? Well, thank you
very much. I appreciate the birthday love. Not a problem
at all, Am.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
I missing out on any free rewards in Cincy as
a birthday gal.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Okay, I with last week and I can't tell you
anything that I was missing out on myself.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Okay, Well, happy belated to you, and thanks for calling.
Anything else, nope, knock it out, Okay, sending you warm
vibes and tell the kids I said hi, I definitely will,
thank you. You're welcome, Thank you. I'm checking some of
your talkbacks too.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday,
Happy birthday to you.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
I just want to say happy birthday. And also you
can get a free sub at Jersey.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Mikes for your birthday as one of your little things
to sign up for. I have a whole list, but
Jersey Mix is my fabe and who definitely want to
free lunch.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Have a good day. Thank you, Gil.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Thank you first of all for the talkback with Tiff
and just contributing. I know Bill is a lot happening
every morning, right, I appreciate that. Yet you know what,
there is nothing better to me than a nice turkey sandwich.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
So maybe I'll make my way to Jersey Mix. I
appreciate you. There you go, all right.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
I was just chit chatting about funny birthday stories and
how I had to wear pajama pants on my twenty
first birthday to the bar because I accidentally peed my pants.
And I wonder if I'm the only one with a
wild and bizarre birthday story.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
If not, you know how to contribute Today's.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
The Day five one, three, seven, seven one, or use
that talkback feature on my birthday, whatever the year was,
what happened to you. Good morning, Good morning, only my favorites.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Today. You're waking up with Tiff in the morning.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
It's my thirty fifth birthday and we're still commercial free,
so we're playing all like the deep cuts, the songs
that I really like. If you're enjoying it, search Kiss
one oh seven one on iHeart Radio. We're in the
midst of talking about silly birthday stories if you have one.
I had mentioned for my twenty first birthday, I ordered
an ice luge and my friend Sarah had no idea
(05:47):
what that was.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Happy birthday too, Thank you. Talking about the ice block,
we used to call that a liquor luge.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
So do they know that around here too, at least.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Some of us the greater Cincinnati area. Okay, have a
great day, you too, Gal.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
I don't necessarily think I need to buy a liquor
luge tonight. I could probably just go get some crusty
snow and make a track and bring it into my house.
All right, we have a few minutes before we dive
into the three things you need to know to get
your day started in Cinci. Ever since I posted yesterday
the conversation we had on the air, I've gotten NonStop
DMS about this one thing that people are obsessed with
(06:28):
in Cincinnati that I had no idea will even existed.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
And I'd like to think I'm pretty up to date
on things. Why I will fill it. Give me three minutes.
I'll fill you in. And I also am looking for
you to tell me.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Is there one thing in this world that you were
really obsessed with that you would go to the ends
of the earth for, like you would wait. Yesterday, people
were waiting in line in six degree.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Weather for this one thing at Target. It was nuts.
So we'll talk about that three minutes. Oh, good morning.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
You're waking up with Tiff in the morning on Kiss
one oh seven to one.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Is there something on this earth.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
That you are obsessed with or you've been obsessed with
and you look back on it and it makes you
giggle that, Wow, I really waited in line for that
Stanley cup at Target or something like you've got a
collection of.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
One of these items.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
The reason why we're talking about it all started from
a conversation I had yesterday on the air. If you're
a visual person at the TIF two f's potter like
the Wizard.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
I had gotten DMS on this.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
I didn't even know this was a thing, but people
were waiting in line yesterday at Target parking lots across
the tri State in six degree weather at six am,
seven am to get a book called Onyx Storm. Now
ever since I posted it, I've gotten people being like,
you gotta get it, you gotta do this. My friend
David sent me a fun image of how obsessed his
(07:53):
wife is with the book series that they have like
a shrine in the living room. I'm inteer, insert whatever
it is for you. It might not be the book
on a Storm, but it might be I don't know,
a Beanie Baby collection. It might be a Stanley Cup collection.
It might be wrestling figurines aka toys. In my eyes,
what is that one thing that you were obsessed with?
Speaker 4 (08:16):
Here we go, Hey, Tiff, good morning from the cold
cold beer guy. I do remember making my parents wait
when PlayStation two came out. We waited in line to
get my city grant the th auto back in like
two thousand and four.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Thank you for the talk back with TIF.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
I get it the You just don't wait in physical
lines that much anymore. It's always an online line, right
Taylor Swift Tickets would have been a good example, but
I want the deep cuts, like what was that thing?
And you look back and you're like, why did I
collect those baskets? I had a girl tell me one
time we hit it off at a bar, and she's like,
my mom was obsessed with these baskets. I don't even
(08:55):
remember the name of the baskets. But the baskets caused
so many problems in the house and now they're just
stacked up in the attic collecting dust.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
You still have.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Time to jump in on the conversation. I'm only playing
my favorite songs today for my thirty fifth birthday, So
hang out and enjoy.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Woo another good one.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
You're waking up with Tiff in the morning on a
kiss one oh seven one. We're talking about your obsessions.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
We're obsessed with the Hallmark Christmas tree ornaments where there
as soon as the store opens the day they're released,
and we usually spend several hundred dollars on them.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Oh my god, we have quite a large collection. Thank
you for the talk back with Tiff.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
If you're just walking into this conversation, we're talking about
the one thing.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
That you would wait in a six degree line for
with it being so cold and sensing all.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Right, we're gonna put a pin in this, playing my
Favorites today on Kiss one oh seven one Right after
a Shanty.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Three Things