Celebs Move Their Kids into College

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
You're waking up with Fifth in the morning, Kiss one
O seven one, Good morning. We're talking celebrity parents who
are moving their kids into college right now. We're actually
just coming off the conversation of your roommate or neighbor stories.
And so if I didn't get a chance to get
to yours, you can still contribute to the show really
any time by the talkback feature or shoot me an
Instagram message. I check both of them throughout the show.

(00:21):
I don't want you to feel left out or anything
like them. The biggest name of pop culture news just
happens to be moving his kid into college right now.
Ben Affleck and Jennifer Gardner are taking their daughter Violet
to Yale. And I don't care if you are a
regular Cincinnati and like you and I, with a couple
bucks in your bank, or a millionaire like Ben Affleck.
It is still a rite of passage to move into

(00:45):
your freshman dorm room. I don't care if you have
a million dollars, You're most likely still gonna climb seven
hundred and eighty five unair conditioned steps to get into
your freshman dorm. It's just the way it goes, you know.
I think Ben is just it's just it's all coming
to a head at like, you know, one point. But
the man would probably prefer to just chill out, do nothing,

(01:07):
stay out of the spotlight, rip a sig, you know,
have a Duncan's Duncan made me brand ambassa because they
know they looked at the numberless. I'm like, we don't
need anybody else. We know what sells every man, regular guy,
Boston guy. Surprised you didn't go to BC. You know
what's gonna happen if any boys trying to mess with her? Right,
I need you help. I can't tell you what it is.
You can never ask me about it later. And we're

(01:28):
going to hurt some people. Who's Kyle We're gonna take
all right? Moving on? Who else is Seri Noel and
her mom Katie Holmes are moving into Carnegie Mellon. Gwyneth
Paltrow and her husband Brad are moving their son into
Yale as well. Guy Fieri is sending his son ryder
After off to San Diego State, and Jerry and Jessica
Seinfeld are moving Shepherd into Duke. All right, Coming up

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next to speaking of an athletic, you got a shout
out last night at the DNC. I'll have that and
more than three things