It's Not a Summer w/o a Gizzy

Episode Transcript

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Because you're waking up in the morning. Kiss one. It isn't a summer
without a GLIZZI Oh hell yeah,girl friend, talk dirty to me.
Sarah from w ebn work, bestiefrom down the hall. You're familiar with
her voice by now. The trendingstory is that Joey Chestnuts out of the
hot dog eating competition. How sadis that it is not going to be

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the same The fourth of July willjust not hit the same TIV. But
you can't tell me that. Whenyou look at Joey Ches's nut choking down
that hot dog, it makes menauseous. Yeah, you can't watch.
It's one of those things where youjust have to read about it when it's
all said and exactly. The onephoto they always get of him is him

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like mid gag. I can't andhe has a mouthful of waianers. I'm
talking like che filled wet bread.Again, It's something that you just have
to read about. I think hisrecord, though I had read it,
the other was set back in twentytwenty one. Okay, seventy six hot
dogs and buns in ten minutes.I just I don't even know if I

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could do seven hot dogs. Ican't in that amount of time. Here's
the thing though, for those thatdon't know, Sarah was in a hot
dog eating competition. Yep, it'sjust to go for you. It's a
little rough. I was so muchtalked to like I went into it,
Yeah, talking so much smack likeI got this. I consider myself to
be a glizzy gobbler, like,bring it on, dude. And then

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they lay out a whole tray ofwieners and I'm sitting there staring at it
like I think my eyes are alittle bit bigger than my stomach. And
you start eating one and you're thinkingto yourself like, there is no way
I can finish. I cannot.I can't finish even half this tray.
I think like thirty of them werelaid in front of me. It was
wild. You're the only person thatI've talked to in person that's ever done

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a food eating competition. So walkme through how you did it that day.
So I thought I was like Joeychestnutt and I used water and I
decided, Dallas, you did thewater. This is so disgusting, tiff.
I took a bottle of water anddrenched all of the hot dogs bonds
everything. They were just soaked inthis water, thinking that that would be

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an easier way to get them down. That's why he's gagging. Uh huh.
It does my key gag a littlebit. And when I was done,
I felt dizzy. I felt nauseous, like it was a sodium overload
thing. But I love that Ican say that I actually did it,
that I was a part of ahot dog eating contest. What was the
prize if you won, like aWiener hat, that's it and bragging rights.

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Yeah, a Weien hat. Yeah, it was a hat and I
had like a big hot dog ontop of it. And then I guess
you could brag about it for thewhole entire year until the compe dish nap
and again. It actually happened atTurfway Park in Florence, Kentucky. Okay,
I know everyone's asking in their head, how many dogs did you get
down? It was six? Sixor six hot dogs? Yeah, that's
just sick. That's a lot.It was a lot, and they were

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here's the thing, they were hotdogs. Like the girth was a rude
awakening. I kind of figured thatI was gonna get like little baby hot
dogs, you know, what Imean, like there were gonna be a
little gentle with me. No thisUh, these were heavy duty dogs.
No cocktail weens, just full onween