WEIRD RULES PEOPLE HAD TO FOLLOW AT FRIENDS’ HOUSES AS KIDS

Episode Transcript

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Of course you're waking up. There'sa good chance you're just walking into this
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key word childhood trauma to win thetickets in a lighthearted way. I came
across this post on x over theweekend and it stopped me dead in my
tracks because there's something about millennial parentsnow, but our childhood it's like no
other and really know other. Sowe might be the only ones that have
experienced this, but everyone's more thanwelcome to join in on the conversation.

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The headline was weird rules that peoplehad to follow at friend's houses while growing
up While you were kids, Andthere's something about those memories that are so
core that they live deep in yourbrain, and we're probably accessing them right
now as we speak. A littlebit of therapy a little bit of humor
at the same time. So beforeI get into what was the weird rule
that I had to follow when Iwent to my best friend's house, let

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me let me read you some fromthe comments section that made meet gigle.
I had a friend whose dad wasobsessed with vacuum lines and would vacuum multiple
times a day. We weren't allowedto walk on them because it would mess
them up, so we had totiptoe around the edges of the rooms if
we wanted to go anywhere in thehouse. No one was allowed to swim

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in the swimming pool because it wasonly for decoration. Other than that,
they were normal parents. Oh God, can you imagine living through the hell
of last week's heat not being ableto go into your friend's pool. That
was the reason why you were friendswith them. One more for you.
I wasn't allowed to throw away anyfemale waste products in the house, so
I'd have to wrap up my tamponand throw it out outside in the trash

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when I went home. Weird,but things happen. So you know what
my phone number is, right,five win three seven four nine one oh
seven one. If you're accessing oneof those memories now, please share it
with me, Please giggle with me. I had a friend when I grew
up. This is the part ofmy childhood when I lived with my mom.

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So if you're not familiar, I'moriginally from Boston. My mom and
I moved to Florida. Then Imoved back to Boston with my dad after
we went through some stuff as afamily. So I had a friend in
Florida where her parents wouldn't leave theirbedroom on Sundays. Now I respect that
as an adult now in reflection,right, but I just remember going to
her house and it being super darkwith no lights on. We weren't really

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allowed to make any and on Sundaysthat was their day to hang out in
bed all day long. Now asan adult, I'm like, mm hmmm,
hmm, Now I get what's goingon. But we were not allowed
to go anywhere near them or theirroom on Sundays, and so for some
reason, that is just stayed withme my entire life. Genuine tickets coming

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up in a few you'll need thekeyword childhood trauma. Now you know why,
Why don't you go ahead and giveme a call with yours five one
three seven four nine one seven one, or you can access my show on
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just tell me spill the beans,babe. Good morning. You're waking up

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with Tiff in the Morning on Kissone oh seven one. I appreciate your
patience with the genuine tickets. Ihave your chance to win here coming up
in two minutes on Tiff in theMorning. But let me usher you into
this conversation just in case you're justjoining us or talking about the weird things
that you used to have to dowhen you went to your best friend's house
as a kid. This came upon my ex page this weekend and I

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was reading through some of the commentsand it had me giggling and also accessing
some core memories of mine. Let'sstart with you high here on the air.
What's something weird that you had todo? We had to stay in
a room, we weren't allowed out, if that makes sense. Yeah,
I feel like that's a big one. I remember having friends and going into
their houses and we weren't allowed Wehad to be one really quiet, and

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number two, we weren't allowed togo into like any any other room other
than the room that we were in. That was it. Yes, no
refrigerator. Don't we get a drink? And I'm going to have a mad
Yeah. Yeah. What was yourname? By the way, when neighborhood
you waking up with me in thismorning? It's Jade and I'm from je
Jade from Franklin. Thank you forcalling. I don't know where that is.
Well, we've got time for atleast one more high you're on the

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air. Go ahead. His momwas obsessed with cleaning, and she woke
us up at like five o'clock inthe morning on a Saturday. And that's
the only time I stayed at theirhouse. He was my best friend.
Wait to clean? Did you haveto help clean? Or did she wake
you up by vacuuming at five am? Which happened so much. She woke
us up and we had to getup and clean. It's like a second

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mom to me still to this day, and I only say that their house
won what's your name by the waywith neigh already wake it up with me
and this is a show or MountWashing. Thank you for the call.
The Yeah, things are different now. There's something about a millennial childhood that
I don't know will ever be replicated. All right, Collared ten, If
you've got the keyword I had mentionedearlier in the show, because it's a

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holiday week, I'll just read itfor you one more time, childhood trauma.
And you know why now if youwant to go see genuine five one
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You're waking up with six in themorning on kiss one o seven to
one, good morning. I'm reallyhoping you have a keyword for me,
childhood trauma. Congratulations. You aregoing to genuine? I love that.

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and a half ago to this songso perfect tying. Well, you absolutely
know I'm going to ask you moreabout that. What do you mean?
I have a video. I canshow you a video. But the bridy

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This was just a willing, awilling thing on your behalf. No,
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your neck and tie it around yourhead? No? I didn't. I

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had a bow tie on so thatstill stayed on. But everything else,
thank god. Well, what's yourname? I'm Tommy. Tell me what
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