May 17, 2024 • 53 mins
Tone Kapone, KeKe, and Zach Boog talk Club Rules, Tiffany Haddish vs. Amanda Seals, In The Club With Chris Brown & More!
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All right, welcome to it,and what can I say? Podcast episode
Thank you one fifty eight right appreciated. Right has got on red hat like
I do. I don't know himand xact bullsboming the dresses alike, but
no they've got he's oh my swagtoday, So we're gonna take that,
right, I appreciate it. Heyman, I want your host tong upon.
Let's go ahead and get right toit and introduce the other members of
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the pods. She's the first ladyof the pot. She's the only lady
of the pot. She's fluffy andfive it. Hey, friends, y'all,
good, yep, okay, good, good to see y'all. Yep.
Are your glasses prescription? No,I just need to get my lashes
done. Okay, So when Istarted looking baldhead about it lashes, I
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have to put some glasses on becausethat's not cute. So I go see
my girl Sheena maritamorrow. Okay,she ain't to call it head jewelry,
oh head for the glass jewelry.Yeah, when he have his ball head
out, he always got glass,is true. I never even paid attention
to that. You have. Yeah, you can't be like looking like a
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naked mole rad by the ass.It's just not all right. Let's go
ahead, get to the funny manof the pot Little bro Zach Boom happening.
Woo woa whoo a. Y'all feelingwhoo boo. I'm feeling good.
Kendrick got the number one song inthe country and not like us, not
like us. Yeah, yeah,y'all wish you washed his hell now you
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are too. We were all teamDrake and I did it and then it
all went bad. Yeah you knowagain, I forgot that he's a Gemini
and we're gonna take it to theextent that we're never gonna stop. Kendrick
would have never stopped. Yeah,never said he would have never stopped.
Gemini, would have never let himstop doing something. The fact that he
went and turned it. I knewwhat it was the first person to make
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a hit record one, so hewon. It is all right. Well,
let's get to this. It's areaction from last week spot. I
got some beef. I need youto give you some insight. Okay,
So yeah, I said I likebig nasty girls. I do you said
that. I also like small girls. I like pretty women. That's my
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thing. Everybody. I like prettywomen. Yes, I like you to
be a nine or ten, anasty six, maybe a wild four.
Never a defective three. Damn defectivethree? A defective three? What so
wild four? You gotta be outstressed out to go? Yeah, yeah,
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you don't care. That's like whenyou really don't care. You know,
you ain't got no business do.But she's so wild, and so
you just go. But never adefective three. What do wild threes be
doing or fours or whatever? Yeah? What do they be doing to you?
What is it? Wild? Isjust you know, I don't want
to say on the pot because Iknow something my church people watch on the
Oh. Yeah, but again,like, not a defective three. What's
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a defective three? I've never heardof defective three? She got a limp
to the handicap. That's not right. I didn't say she was handicaps.
She gotta She probably went through oneof the top doll cases. Wow,
came out on the other end alive, God bless her soul. But might
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being a little defected defective three?And wow? That was like, I
want to know this, Kiki.Why wouldn't men say stuff that women don't
agree with? They instantly go toyour pp size. In the comments,
he was like, I was sayingthat. She was like, that sounds
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like little wee wee energy to that, because every every time we do something
Kiki, women always want to saythey want to talk about. Yeah,
that just shows women say wild stuffto dudes. Well, that's true,
and then they know that's what you'llrespond to. Ah. Yes, that's
why they said, next time yousay something like that, ladies, I'm
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gonna I'm gonna talk about your oldsaggy B. I'm like, that sounds
like baggy B energy. You should. That sounds like loose V. You
should. It sounds like echo Vhello Hello Hello, and there and and
that we talked about y'all, y'allbe mad. Outside of it looked like
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Grandma's curtains, like wow, theside of a pit bull mouth like a
roast roast that looked like so dirty. That's a logo. But we never
go there with y'all, but y'allto go to our sides. That's true,
But y'all would most likely do anythingwith any type of like all the
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vaginas y'all just subscribed. Y'all hitbefore. It's never gonna stop y'all from
hitting, So that's probably why y'alldon't think to go there. Some women
won't mess with a love penis soright new y'all because y'all mess with it.
Be the dudes that y'all been withfor five is cheat on you all
of a sudden. It's small sothat I don't sign shame nobody. I
don't signed shame anybody, So Ican't speak for those women. Have you
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ever have you ever got ready toAnd they're like, you know what that
that ain't gonna work over here?No, everything is workable. Everything is
workable, Everything is figure outable.Okay. Everybody has their strengths, so
you know, and you can't haveit all. You know a lot of
these may be fantasy here. Iain't got nothing going on down there,
but look, guy can't everything.So yeah, you know. I saw
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a lot of people in the commentsspeaking on skinny men when we had our
skinny debate and they were standing upfor the skinny Kings. They said where
they lack weight, they got itin other places. I said, wow,
so you can't confirmed with than not. I can't either, But I'm
just saying that's what the lady said. So, and they also agreed that
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it's hard to lay on our chest. Yes, when y'all be moving around
a lot, I know what y'allbe doing, trying to get comfortable.
The fact talking about lay with thegirl and she on my chest, She's
just moving moving a lot, andI'm like, I know you're trying to
get comfortable. It's okay. Youcould just set this little pillow up next
to it everywhere, and you knowyou were everywhere. I'm a suffocating you
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know when they get under that arealways wait. I'm scared when women first
sleep with you, even when youcuddle like, I get scared. I
get scared. I don't know why. That's always been a phobia of mind.
I got to make sure you good. That's because you're big as a
little man. I have never beenscared of the woman. Was I was
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a little bit I did. Butthe thing is, let me tell you
another skinny struggle because I was thinkingabout it from the pod. It's scary.
Like let's say you dating a chick, right and she comes spend the
night, and then she'd be like, you got a T shirt? Now
you know I ain't got nothing butsmall and mediums in him? None of
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my T shirts can fit you.So what you do? So every skinny
man has a drawer of giveaway Tshirts that are too big. We keep
them, not for us, Okay, those to spend the night t shirts.
Yes, you know the two xthey threw at the game, the
Bulls game that you call. That'sgoing into the drawer because I'm skinny.
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I know you ain't gonna fit mysmaller meetia, but I need this two
X, so I keep those.I never thought about that. That is
crazy. You got to keep thetwo eggs. That's how you know,
Zach mess with big girls all sizes. Yeah, to have a two X
T shirt drawer got to two xthree? What you what? You wear
shorts too? They be like,you got some shorts and you know you
got all that ass girl, andwhat narrow I am? I ain't got
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no shorts to fit you. You'regonna stretch my ship out, not my
menchell and ness, no you're not. That's when I dated that tall girl
in college. She put my shoesright on senior girls. Slide of your
flip flops is crazy. I don'tknow, ladies, We're not doing that.
I'm just saying like that's crazy.The whole foot all fit right in
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there, right in. I mean, she was fine as hell. I
told you this is a thing likeI've dated every shape of woman. Do
you have a drawer of two XT shirts? I wear two eggs,
so I wear two eggs. Somost women can't fit nothing. I've never
seen a woman that even she wasbig, she was taller, she couldn't
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fit because I'm wise, you can't. She couldn't fit my clothes. It
was still baggy on her. Itwas just you know what you got?
You over there squinting and make sure. I'm just trying to see if it's
still giving colonizer of apps, becausewhat I'm not gonna let you do is
keep playing in our face. Look, we found out who you were the
last episode. You want to talkabout the big feet girls, the tall
girls, you can go ahead,but just don't be pandering to the big
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girls. Look I not pandering.I love biggers, y'all squishy? Right?
All right, man, let's goahead. Get to this man.
More beef is happening, Man twentyone Savage Metro Bullman. Also you got
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did his son King Comb's and fiftydid did any of these strike a chord
with y'all over this week. Nope, go ahead that. I ain't feel
no cords truck. I heard theChristian comb song. Well he was this
and fifty and taking up. Well, y'all know them bars were terrible.
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Now, I do appreciate you standingup for your father. Oh you know
what I'm saying, and standing upfor your family. I honor that,
and I think that's really dope.But man, those bars were. Yeah,
they were tough to stomach. Theywere not No, they got better
the second verse. I didn't makeit to the second verse. Did the
first verse was the first verse?I was like, Christian, this is
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academics tried to say that it was. He was like this is hard,
Like stop now. The second versewas better. He got, he got,
he got in his bag. Ithought he should have used a big
instrumental. What's beef? I waslike, you gotta that, that's an
easy one. Yeah, But Idon't think he wanted to really have a
real beef. I think he wantedto just address some things and get y'all.
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He's telling y'all to pick a side, basically saying, when we get
out of this, don't come backover here. It's basically what Christian is
saying. I respect it that.Oh yeah, over here the podcast people
texting me a fashional boy. Nobodycan't say you're not locked and loaded when
you come in here. Huh,I am so locked and loaded. Christian
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Combs. I like Christian Combs,and so I'm not gonna say anything mean
about Christian Combs. I respect himstanding up of his father. But Christian,
what you have to be careful aboutis playing with somebody who don't even
like their own kids. Fifty.You know, it's like a lot of
people you could probably stand up toand play games with. Just leep,
don't fifty. Don't have it allChristian, he not all the way there.
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So you don't play with people whoare just not all the way there.
This man will roast his own childpublicly, So what do you think
he will do to you? Justleave it alone. Don't even your daddy.
Don't even respond to fifty. Andthis is why, so don't go
up that tree. As far asdid we get to the other one yet,
Metro, we talk about that one, Okay, well yeah that's what
Yeah, yeah, I really metyou and Drake. That's nothing. Twenty
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one Savage Base he said that,you know, they'll figure it out.
We'll let that one slide. Theone that was odd that popped up.
It was another one ladies, Tiffanyhad it and a man that seals they
they had a little something. Youdon't know nothing about that. I do.
I just don't. I just comeon, Kiki Dammage, look you
are. You always get into theman stuff. As soon as we start
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talking about ladies, you turn intothe feminist extraordinary. I don't know if
I could say something about the ladiesas I really do, because it's like
I really want the best for allblack women, all women in general.
Really. However, Tiffany Hattish justirritates me. She been irritating me since
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then she came out, I've neverbeen a fit and I and I'm like,
and now it's like every headline andwe hear about Tiffany, it's something,
it's some it's some bs to it. When I'm like to book a
movie, please do a special openup for somebody. I don't know where
I don't hear about. I don't, I don't. It's like she's getting
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to d u y. Then sheshe trying to have kids. Then she
would come and then she beefing withwith this person? Did she? I'm
sick of you like you're draining me. Name first, I understand, but
the man of Seals is draining y'all. I told y'all how I felt about
her last a couple of tiles ago, y'all get on my nerves. Y'all
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doing everything but entertaining me, whichis you'all job. I'm not entertaining.
I'm the black woman. I'm notentertained. I'm irritad So what is it?
Okay? I'm sorry that. Yeah, I know we did because I
can't tell a lie. It's y'allirritate? Are you irritated by Tiffany had?
Is that? No? Not byTiffany? Amanda Seals irritates me?
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Why why you not irritated by Tiffany. Tiffany's just the comic that's trying to
make way, you know what I'msaying. I don't know what she did,
Tokiki. I don't know why.I don't know why she I don't
know she took man. I don'tknow what happened. Yeah, it sounds
like it had it seemed so unproblematicto me. You know, I don't
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know what she has done. Youknow what a d U. I is
my business, that's what that's whatit is. Started off. The only
person that gotta blow Okay, ain'tgotta blow into this. Okay, I
don't know what did to you?Okay, Tiffany has to tell jokes to
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huff. She did nothing to kickit. Okay, now a man,
the seals. It's alway. Everybodydid something to her. Everybody is hating
on her for no reason, kickingher off of shows for no reason,
don't like her for no reason.When she stands up for herself, they
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just can't take it for some reason. And all she's doing is no,
no, no, no, that'snot true. That's not true. Two
things can be true. You canreally have the fight of the black people's
fight in your in your mission.Okay. That does not mean that you're
also not irritating. Okay, youcan be both. You can be irritating
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and be fighting for a good cause. Yes, you know what I'm saying.
Like you can be, But yourpersonality is what's irritating and what may
rub people the wrong way. Forsome reason, Tiffany thinks when she gets
attacked it's because of what she's talkingabout. It's not because of what you're
talking about. I mean a manthe Seals here, Yeah, Amanda Seals
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think that we that we be likemad because of what she's talking about.
It because she's being a disruption tothe culture. No, No, it's
you're irritating. That's what's really botheringpeople. It's not your your cause and
your mission. We okay with that, but it's just your It just starts
sounding like NAT's in your Yeah.I just I think Amanda, I don't
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know, looking at it once,she's super smart. I'm a fan.
I've been following a man that seeus for a very long time. I
always was impressed with her intellect andthen being able to merge that with comic
y and comedy and just it wasjust a it's a real well rounded situation.
There was a turn though, therewas some happened. I don't know.
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It was something happened with Amanda whereit turned where God wasn't as fun
anymore. It used to be fun, it wasn't as fuss. So I
don't know, maybe she went throughsomething personally, who knows. I hate
I hate to see it because Ithink she's extremely talented, beautiful woman.
Shed it's just that everybody like itjust it just she's mad at everybody.
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And that can happen. I mean, life happens, but like damn mama.
But you ever think like if youfall out with everybody, you don't
never you don't never think it's you. I always like it's people that I
know in my life who always getinto it when it's a group of people
they always got I fell out withhim. I fell out with them.
Yeah, I fell out with them. If you're continuously the person that everybody
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fall out with it's you, Yeah, you gotta quit thinking it's not it's
everybody else. And for you notto have that, to be that smart
and unaware is weird to me.Shannon Sharp get into it with Shandon Sharp
in an interview is almost impossible.I don't think so, because I think
so kicky, because Shaddon asks prettymuch open ended questions. This is not
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like this is not a Charlottemagne interview. This is not like a Joe Buttens
It's gonna keep digging. This isnot like this. It's pretty much hey
eight, And you can tell sometimesfolks ain't know what's going on. They
handed him them questions. Yeah,and he lets you talk and then he'll
respond. He's good to responding.Will you look. Just in Amanda's defense,
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sometimes when you're so smart, it'shard to engage with less than smart
people. Stop that it really nobecause it is smart lady. I think
Shannon Sharp is very smart, Ithink, but I think Amanda is smarter
than a lot of people. Okay, And I feel like sometimes when you're
that smart, and you know you'rethat smart, it's hard for you to
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engage with people who are not onyour intellectual level. So you your conversation
with people makes everybody else feel dumb. It makes you seem argumentative, and
because you're confronting BS as it comesout a lot of us, because we
are not as high as intellectual wecan have a conversation with anybody and when
they tell him us BS, we'lljust let it roll just for the just
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for the grace of the conversation.But somebody like Amanda, if she sends
anything that is not correct, she'sgonna correct you. And she when I
watched I watched her Shannon Shop interviewand she literally said, as a kindergartener,
she was correcting the teacher, andthat got her in trouble. So
that's just who she is as aperson. So sit across somebody like Shannon,
you know he ain't did no realhomework on you. You know,
he don't really care what you're talkingabout. He's not sympathetic to the issues
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you feel like you have. It'shard to sit there and have a conversation
with him without turning it into anargument against him, because you know he'd
be sing you kiki. Yes,that is not about I'm not gonna let
you put that office. Being smartis having social skills you, So it's
true. So some smart people lacksocial skills. So I'm not gonna say
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it's because she's so smart. Soguess what, it's some smart people with
social skills that's true and that canfigure it out. Obama is probably one
of the smartest, most charismatic peoplein the world. And you can sit
there and talk to anybody. Itain't gonna be like and try to correct
them every time they talk. Either, you don't have to. You can
sit your butt down and be quiet. Sometimes, don't see you want the
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black women to sit down. Andit's not even that's what it sounds like.
No, No, that's not whatit's about that. Yeah, said
woman sit down. Jack was keepinga buck. I'm just jumping in because
you jumped on me last part.I'm just jumping I don't have no passion
behind it all. Yeah, youwant the black woman to sit down.
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No, that's not getting It's noteven about being a black woman or not.
It's just sometimes you gotta know howto deal with people. Having people
skills is a thing, and Ibelieve, I truly believe during the COVID
or something, she may have lostthat her people skills. It could have
getten worse. I think it gotworse. And the stuff she went through
with Insecure the show and Ray andall them. Man, I mean could
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it could have definitely happened. Shetalented hell, But I mean we'll move
on. No, what's your thoughtson Tiffany Hattish? No, I like
Tiffany like I like Tiffany. Ithink I'm gonna grow. I'm gonna go
with exact what Zach said. Imean, seems like she just tried to
make it. Uh, she madesome mistakes, but those her business.
You know, you get a duytoo famous, to get a duy tif
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too famous, get your ass inthe car, get your or leave it,
leave it parked. Uber Like,that's a that I don't feel sorry
for people with dy I can't.Back in the day, I understood.
I understood because you were the guyyou get. It's zero point eight.
You done had three contails. Nowyou over and that you ain't done nothing.
You ain't swerving crazy. But nowthe technicality that broke the law.
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Now you you stuck. But I'mlike, yo, like now it's right,
you know, pretty much like Isaid, I O, man,
my Uber bill might be another carpayment because you I know, I'm going
out to have fun. Yeah,and I and I want to not think
about driving. That's the other part, because when you drive, you gotta
think, Hey, I'm driving home. I want to make sure I'm straight.
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I know. So when ubert Uberor any ride share and not promote
Uber, but any ride share,You're like, Yo, I could do
hot, this night could go.However, as long as I got a
full battery, I'm out of here. You said it's a car payment.
About a car payment? What youspend God damn. I'm just saying I
could pick you up most of thetime, when you're ready to come,
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when you're ready to leave the club. I'm getting ready for this church.
So if you up, I canuse a wagon. That's because you're buying
uber blacks. You got it.You had to buy Uber blacks. When
you're downtown and you got girls with, you have to I can't get it.
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And then I'm husky. We're notget And I like that when,
well, that's your problem. Howwe feel in this car. You walking
around with a group of women,that's your problem. You gotta go.
You go, You be by yourself. I meet y'all. There were y'all
here the next see. I onlydo that when they try to pull it
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to come where you add it.We all, me and my girls.
We eating over here, telling whatyou're doing. I'm in my grandma house
and the suburbs. That's a ruleright there, fellas. Never game.
I love when we give game onthe pod game. If you're ever out
with if it's if it's a womanin town or anything and she get and
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she calls you to come eat withher and her girls, do not go.
Never go. Always say I'm gonnacatch y' all at the next spot.
Unless you're ready to pull a peemove, because you're gonna have to
if you show up you're now you'rein a position where you'all to take care
of everybody as you should, evenif you ain't drank nothing, even if
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you just go sit down at thetable, you couldn't have had nothing unless
you're at the very end and theyjust handed the bills. But if you
sit there and have ten to fifteenminutes worth of conversation, the bills come
out. It's on you, allright. I'm gonna tell you all the
story. I regret doing this talk. It's a story. I regret it,
and I felt I feel Oh,y'all, ladies, I still feel
less the player, I said,but I ain't know what was going on,
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and I looked at who the playersin the situation made me nervous.
What so this is this? I'mwith Phadri. This is years ago.
I was with Pa. We goto Kentucky Derby. We pull up,
Niani hits her, says, hey, we over here at the hotel across
the street, in the bar eatingme. It is her and Michelle and
somebody else. I forgot it wasanother famous woman too. Michelle from Desty's
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Child is from here. So theyeating, they having a good old time.
Then it's all type of stuff onthis on this table, all type
of stuff, and I know whatthe housewives make. And I just went
to the Kentucky Derby. I boughtsome nice suits. I knew I had
to make sure I would pee.I'm I'm budgeted in my head. I
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know what this number is looking likeyou already we knowing what this number is
gonna be. So she brought youto the way. They were already.
We pulled up together. We like, and she's like, Oh, we're
gonna go meet Ninia and Michelle orwhatever. We're going over there. Oh
cool, all right, so wego. I had met Ninia a couple
of times by then, and Igo, I go, and we walk
in. I see the table alreadyand they about ready to go. You
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want to drink? Boom the billcomes. I like, I was like,
uh, there was like eye lookedat me. I looked at them.
I was like, well, yeah, what y'all? I got I
got it. I got one hundreddollars on the head as a hundred and
then and then they paid the rest. But I felt nasty for the rest
of the time. I felt isthat when it was over, No,
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that was that what it is over. But let me ask you, did
you look at the bill or youjust say you had a hundred or the
bill was The bill was a coolsix fifty six. How long were you
there in town? Huh? Howlong were you there? Uh? Probably
I had I had one drink.You ordered a drink, Yeah, I
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drink and then everything else was Michelleand Ninie yep. Wouldn't have paid for
that. I ain't gonna lie.I feel I feel to this day you
didn't go out like a sucker.Though I feel nasty, though, I
get it, but you didn't feel. You didn't the fact. Okay,
here's where you won. You putover You know what I'm saying. They
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know you weren't there long, okay, and you was like here, you
didn't do a pee move, butyou didn't do a week move either.
You stayed neutral in the middle.The hunting is like, here's a hunted
on whatever y'all got. You knowwhat I'm saying. I think picked up
that. I think picked up thewhole rest of the bills. I think,
even if it is the tip Ihad, I'm responsible for two drinks
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and I gave a hundred, soI gave over. Now the pea thing
would have been to pay for everything. That would have been player. The
weak thing would have been how muchy'alls? Then you would have been out
here looking crazy. That's why yougo to the other bar and get you
and phasor drinks, and then youcome over that and meet the group.
Because I'm not past. I didn'tenjoy okay, and unless all three of
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us going home together, I'm definitelynot paying six hundred and fifty dollars for
you and them fast. You don'teven like them for real fire, So
ain't no way I would have.I would have been like, maybe what
you want, okay, I'll beright back. I want to I'm gonna
close my tap and bring my drinksoff her here, so that way,
I ain't even gotta look at y'allmeal because he ain't. Yo. Do
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you feel like I got nothing todo with me? I'm them days are
trying to look baby, I'm notthere. I'm not there. No that
bothered me. She that said shedidn't say anything. Now she didn't say
nothing. Nobody did act for nobodythank you for the hundred dollars. I
was like, yeah, they justthank you, but they wasn't like nobody
was tripping and I think if Iremember right, it is a long time
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ago. He paid every ch ass, paid for everybody. She paid for
the whole thing. So I wasjust but I it bothered like a true
sagittarius, That's what it bothered me. I didn't say nothing to know.
I was like, I kept wondering. I would have looking at me.
They definitely talked about you. Yeahit did. Yeah, nothing but the
tip. Yeah, I definitely did, I say, I said, And
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that's why even I made my kid, because the drinks about forty dollars each,
don't put had a drink, hadto drink the rest of the big
twenty dollars. Yeah he could,except that little hundred dollars. Y'all guarantee
you where y'all walked the way youneed? Text major like, girl,
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well I see you dating the regularman. Girl, You're like, I'm
regular. He go on, honeyon, y'all, No, I get
I made him honey very reluctantly becauseI wanted to pay the whole day.
But I knew that would have throughthe whole Kentucky Derby rue it out.
You would have been like, Iain't even hungry, I ain't even know
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what I ain't even I don't evenwant to go out. I would have
had to fake sick. No whatnot. Some had milk in it.
Let's just stay in, stay in. Yeah, I'm a yah man,
bro, I'm telling you. Isaid that was That's probably one of the
moments I regret. You know,you have moments in your life when you
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you be playing back, you werelike, oh, if I could do
it, that's one of the moreit's crazy, and but it did.
It was a life lesson. That'swhat I learned about pulling up to women
when they already eating. I waslike, no, I'm not doing that,
no more. I'm not either.I'm gonna make a decision to go
in whatever it is. So withme, I mean, it happened to
me when I was in l A. I was with what our friends A
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Kiddred, I. I was withthem, we all hanging out. They
I know, all of them ladiesthat got they got money. We know
Kidred got rich. She rich.And I'm like, okay, but I
looked at I looked at the menuwhen you started ordered out the mini,
I said, oh, I gotthis, and I watched it. I
wondered, I wondered, what I'mlooking at it all what they ordering.
I said, oh yeah, wecan take care of this. Be nothing.
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So you know what that means?You look like you do the I
was the players. He saw themenu. He said, thirty five forty
twenty five eighteen drinks fifty. Ohyeah, I got this. This ain't
ship. It's gonna be two hundredtimes. That's it, two hundred times
two hundred. Ain't nobody greedy andan alcoholic at the table? Way the
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right thing to do. It reallyis right. And you paid the whole
and I paid the whole. BI Will walked up, told the told
the uh the way. They're like, yo, bro, I got it,
don't worry about it. And thenhe came back said the bills take
and I'm not it's a gentleman thing. It's the gentleman thing, that thing
to do. But I feel likeall of us, even women, like
sometimes when you go out with yourrich friends, why do you feel the
need to try to treat them they'rerich? They're rich because they don't they
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don't want it, and you alsodon't want them to feel like you are
waiting on them to pay because theyrich. I agree with that that,
like it's good to offer, butlike, I just like, you look
crazy. You look crazy trying topay nieye Bill, I look crazy.
You's know what I'm saying? Like, yeah, is completely witchiness, completely
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like quadru watching this. Can y'allplease give advice to the broke people?
What would y'all like us to doin these situations? Because I truly need
to know. I've been out withlike top executives and I'm like, I
feel like I should offer to payfor this, But in my mind they're
gonna laugh at me. They knowwhat I make. You know what I'm
saying. So it's like, whatam I supposed to do in these rich
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people situations? I got invited toone of my rich friends' birthday parties.
She's rich, she has a beautifullife. What can I buy you as
a gift? You rock Burkins inthem bags? What I'm supposed to give
you? I just learned you can'tjust walk in the store and by a
burken bag. Yeah, And thenhe gonna walk up to me in another
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broken person and say, do y'allknow you can't back Burkins in the store?
Now? Why would I know that? I just don't know what either?
That would I know that? Ifigured you knew it because I didn't
even know. If you see mewith a burken, baby, it came
from the gates, d H.Gates. Maybe overseen see where the gates
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at. The girls be getting toout the labor. Yeah, you see
me with a Birken. Just knowit ain't real. No need to rob
me, baby. I ain't gotnothing in my bucket but my link card
and my iding lip. That's alip block. You ain't got to rob
me somebody. Do y'all know youcan't go and there? Why would I
know that? She made me feeldumb with I thought I was giving some
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information out like I was like,and she looked at me like I did
I know that? Why near aBirken store? I don't know. I
just like her mess. But okay, exactly see, why would I ever
be there. I've ever been inher mad store, not half ones.
I think it's different, though,Kiki. When you are man and it's
a woman, you got your averageyou. Even if the woman is rich
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you, it's still a woman.Like I'm not gonna pick up Kevin hartsbill
ever. You know what I'm saying, don't give them what we order.
I'm like keV I know you gotit, and I can say that,
you know what I'm saying. Butthen if Tiffany had it by it,
I'm like, hey, I knowTiffany got way more money in me,
but I gotta go on ahead andbe like what you going on it?
I can I gotta do something becausecan you have somebody on TV right now
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that I date it right now?At this moment, I wish we could
point the cameras that camera don't wantno what you do it? Don't do
it, don't do it. Don'tdo it. That is a secret.
But what time is it out?No? No, no, no,
But that person makes a thousand timesmore than me. Like that's the first
time I ever got off of someoneand she's like, hey, yeah,
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take the elevator up and it letme off into her crib. I was
like, oh, this is mygoodness, this is crazy. Yeah,
she made way more, but Istill we had a we had like an
agreement. I took care of thelittle the little stuff, the little stuff.
So like if it was a dinner, I got dinners. Those was
cool. That was cool. Butlike it was like a vacation that was
crazy. We went somewhere that wascrazy. And she knew whatever, she
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gonna put way more on the vacation, and I just pay the stuff while
we did. She ad pay forthe actual vacation because it's out my price
raise, and yeah we're going todinners and all of that stuff. So
it's it's a or like it's been. It was times when we was out.
It was time where the bill cameand it was nuts, like wild
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nuts. She slid me the cardlike what a player player. I love
that was a player move. Richnow that that was a player move.
But then you have your friends,your homies, like I got homies like
that, like we especially when Iearly on. You know what we make
when we first started radio, gright, it's wild. So all my
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boys is in real estate. Theyin real estate, all of them.
They making crazy bread. We gosomewhere, I'm buying rounds. I'm buying
the rounds when we out by thepool, rounds on me. You know
the food. You know, ifwe all went to let's just say whatever,
fatburg or in and out. ButI'm buying all of them. I
pay for the food. But thenwhen it's time for the tables, they
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got that, right, they gotthat. So we all you know your
some of your rich friends that bebe cool with it. But like I
said, like from Zach's perspective,like Kiki, when you are a dude,
there is only two choices. Youhave one choice. You have two
choices, go and pay or stayyour ass at home. Those that's it
ain't no middle I agree with that. It ain't no man that stay your
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ass at home. And when youare to broke friend, I've been to
broke friend for so long. Ican give you how to do this.
One thing you need to do isyou need to prep the team before you
go. You got a lot ofrich friends. I got a lot of
rich friends, like a lot.But prep the team. Let the team
know you broke, right, Okay, Okay, don't don't surprise the rich
friends with your brokeness. Let themknow you broke. You really want them
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at a point where they're begging youto go. Okay, So you need
to be at the crib. Youtelling you need to be at the point
where everybody getting ready, and you'llbe like, no, I'm cool.
I'm gonna stay in y'all, y'allbe cool, and then they be like,
no, come on you, no, no, I'm cool. I'm
just gonna chill, and they'd belike, bro I got you, all
right, man, I'll go Sothen now the tone everybody know you broke
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right. Okay, so your brokefriends got you. Now. Second rule,
your rich friends, your rich friendsgot you. Do not lean on
one on the richest friend the most. Spread your brokeness around to the group,
to the group. Little thing basedoff income levels. You know what
I'm saying. You have to spreadyour brokeness around. You know, okay,
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you know what's it. Ain't tookcare of you last time y'all ate,
the last time y'all went out.You ain't gonna go right back to
him because now you're irritating the hellout of him. Yes, you see
what I'm saying. Somebody else andlet them have your back. And then
when there are things that you canafford that you can take care of,
don't look for them. You stepup for those cheeseburgers, like you know
what I'm saying, it's white castle, after the thing, after the club,
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you step up. Guess what's somethings that's like service, Like somebody
gotta drive everybody live. You stepup. You know what I'm saying,
I ain't got no money. Ihave to do the little things. You
don't get to be broken, belike, oh, I'm sitting in the
past your side. You all brokeass in the middle. Now you know
what you do? Squeeze you beuncomfortable because you're broke. You pib because
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I hate I hate or broke.I broke person with the audacity. I
hate a broke person with audacity.It drives me nuts. Like you have
so much audacity with no money?No money? Oh yeah, you fine.
You think you're gonna leave the linewalking into the club. No,
you're get in the middle because youbroke down one Wait a minute, waits
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leading line. You know, asguys, you can't walk in the front
like you got money or say soin anything that's going on. My god,
And you don't want to be lastbecause you don't want to be left
out. You took yourself in themiddle right behind the twos with money.
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You need to be the first personthey turn around and see who with you.
You need to be right there.Listen, I know how to survive
broke. We're not getting no peoplenerves. That's it. That's once you
get to the club and then bottlescome. Don't take your broke you better
not get your broke ass hand reachingfor a mother. You need to wait
until they paid off of you soilthey passed you to you. And don't
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overdo it. He got into holdthat cup, let it go. Don't
be offering it to people you don'tknow. You ain't got no money on
this, and don't. I'm gonnatell you. There's another thing where zag
Is said that I had to jumpin. But it was one of them
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things because it triggered me gee,because I didn't been around where it's the
broke friend. And they leave,they act like they running everything, They
running the whole show. Then theywant then they just take the bottles.
Now they like they pimping your bottles. They pimping them. They's like,
Yo, we got a section.I'm gonna move around. Hey, hey,
ladies, y'all want something to drink. It's six big ass dudes over
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here, hold fast for you.Invite the ladies over here on the bottles
that you didn't pay for. Letus let us get to drinking. And
then we figured out because now yougot the it's an art to getting women
in your section. You got youcan't just be invited to see the rookies,
y'all randomly inviting women in your section. Key moved. You gotta know
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there's bottle rats in the cub,male and female. They're gonna come.
It's gonna do. I'm gonna telly'all another story coming in a minute.
I got another on the way.On the way, I was in radio
mode podcast. It's sorry, noman, you they pimp your bottles,
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so they gonna go. So nowthey're in with you. They your boys,
They got to sec you got thesection, y'all. Cool. Now
what they're gonna do is they seeingwomen a day like maybe they had girls
meeting them there, and now they'regonna pull them over and try to have
them drink out your bottle. Youcan't be the broke friend and do that.
That is unacceptable because people looking likeyo, and a lot of people
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won't. We're not gonna really frontyou in front of the chicks. That's
weak. You're not gonna front youin front of chips. But they everybody
looking at you like, hey,bro, know they people whispering about you,
and you see what buddy just did? You don't eat it? Yeah,
I saw, I saw. Andthen what you'll notice is you'll start
getting at least specially with my friends, you'll get boxed out. Them big
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ass dudes will start boxing you awayfrom the table, like standing up.
Theyre gonna stand in your way.So now you they not tell you couldn't
get nothing, but you gotta goaround them to get the bottle. And
that gets uncomfortable and they like Andthen if you say maybe if you go
to the bottle, they might belike, hey, hold up for a
second, ge, just hold onreal quick, hold her real quick.
When you get one of those,you're probably about you're doing too much.
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That's why I don't go to theclub. It is too much. It's
a whole nother world out there.It's so many rules and regulations. But
look, look, look I'm weat a party. Just happened last weekend.
I'm and they Zach could tell youI've been at night life so long.
I'm really good at a lot ofstuff. I could count the money
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that is being made in that room. I could see where the tables is
at. I could tell you what'sthe comp table, what's not? Whereas
the spenders with who the voters?Ladies? You just I know this is
my landscape. I know it soI go, we ordered bottles, and
I know what we gave out.I come back all the game, damn
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bottles gone. Sit those went fast. Yeah, they went fast. I
know right. These girls, man, they drinking it. It's all like
it's water. They drinking this likethis water. Right, Okay, let
me look at let me look atme. I'm gonna stand over here for
a minute because we just ordered anothersection. To boy, we just ordered
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some more bottles because these bottles wereway too fast. Okay, now bottles
of this is this is I suspecttennessee. Uh this is Hennessy correct,
yes, yes, and they inchampagne, in champagne, so they they
they ordering it and then we orderedit. Comes back and I watched I
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say, hey, hey, getshots out over here, and get some
shots out. A dude taps thewaitress. It says, hey, uh,
give the shots too. She's like, oh, okay, no,
who is no dog? No youdidn't know me? Like oh he called
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me cause it was like I basicallytold everybody. I told the bottle hey,
the bottle services, gay, giveeverybody these shots, right, o'tver
get some shots? And he tappedus and said, yeah, us two
over here over here, right here, there was a whole nother section,
whole nother No. Just a dudestanding by the section said no, man,
no, don'm listening to him.Don't listen to none that I said.
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If he say something, ever,don't listen to nothing. No.
But I listened to me and thesetwo other guys right here, not nobody
else, because he ain't got nothingto do with this, damn. I
was just standing at him the hotillike bro. He walked away. I
said, you just been stilling shotsall night, all night and got me
this would be pretty chicks. Yougot me giving mild sauce women free alcohol.
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Oh wow, you cannot be afive and get free alcohol. You
got to come out ready to pay. That's crazy. Bobs don't get free
alcohol. That so mean unless youget there as a special. That's mean.
What do you mean? You gotat least be a nasty seven.
You gotta be a nasty six andNasty sixty because nasty six is a cool.
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So what if you an eight andyou got your friend that's a phone
that you're gonna give it to both. You gotta eat that, but you
got it like yo, gotta likewhat mine? I woke up girl,
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y'all are wrong, just like y'allknow the ways of the wild. The
daily world is wild. It isnot fair. You out a pretty friend.
You know that, and you prettyand you funny and you friendly.
So those they gonna stick you rightto the front, get to the front
because they know they are gonna beable to sit in the sexy, because
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they gonna know they're gonna be ableto have a free drink because of you,
ugly friends. Follow all the brokefriend rules I just gave you.
Ain't ugly friends. This everything Ijust told you about the broke friend Follow
all that. You ain't lying,you ain't. That's what you need to
do. Your ugglands do not needto be in front of the line.
Come on, girls, you don'twant you galloping to the front. You
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ain't gonna give us no drinks,no man, you're gonna mess it up
for everybody. Get in the middlesandwich between two pretty girls. I hate
to agree with this, and youknow it's true. You know it's true.
It's not it's not fair. It'snot fair when you go I've been
out with athletes. I'd have beenout in it entertainers. You don't try
to be them. You play thefringe and you catch the fall off because
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they can't have everybody. You can'thave everybody. I'm sat at the table
next to Chris Brown in LA.I'm not finna be I look at Chris
Brown said, first of all,I won't let y'all know to be Chris
Brown's a pretty cool life if you'rea young dude, if you're a young
man. It's many people, asmany people I've seen in the club that
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try to act like I've heard therappers be talking like how they sections be
and how they I ain't gonna lie, man, Chris. Chris sections are
kind of amazing. I look atI said, you go ahead, young
boy, and think about a ChrisBrown section. I've seen a Chris Brown
section that had the opportunity to benext to one oh y'alls right next.
But not only is his section fullof the top baddest chicks, the other
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ones are hovering. It's a hovering. It's just like a or you know,
all the attention it's this way.It's one person everybody's looking at and
he know it too, so likehe know how to play it. Like
man, Yeah, Chris can leavewith anybody he want. He could take
the whole crew if he wants,you can take the club in the club,
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and you acted distracted, you getthe distracted one shots. Hey,
come in, baby, y'all,Come in, y'all want something to drink?
I just want And that's all Idid. That's all we did.
We took we took the fringe.It's like it's like cutting the fro.
Like we just we just we juststemmed off the top. Yeah, you
ain't paying these no tension, brother, Come on over here, lady,
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y'all. Feet looked like they hurt. Yeah, Chris is Chris. You
know I'm like skinning too. That'smy cousin. Do you think my sex,
I'm just old cousin. You talkingabout Chris, damn kicking. You
got a little different over Chris.He just like the only person I can
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ever see myself doing coke with inthe club, you know, like I
would actually like yeah, because Iknow you probably know what I mean,
not to sound like you know,I didn't mean it like that. You're
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not with Chris. I'm on whatever. He looked like he had the best
time, bro, and he doingquick like I know, I don't want
to say it, but I know, when you're watching Chris Brown in the
club, you seeing a few things. That was the only time in my
life I was like that kind oflooked fun, you know, like I
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might give it a both only whenChris Brown. Don't only with Chris Brown.
Real it just looks I was like, wow, im not saying I
saw Chris Brown do that. Neverdid I see that, you know in
our comedy. I've never seen himdo that. But I just feel like,
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if it's anybody to do that withthe club, it's Chris Brown.
Like I'm on whatever because he beinglike if you I've watched him and that
he's very tall and like he's soyou watching. You could watch hi from
anywhere in the club. I wasnot next to him, of course,
but I was there and I wasjust watching him, and he like doing
his own dance moves in his ownworld. Everybody else is standing around.
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Chris is like really hitting it.I'm like, wow, that looks so
fun. Whatever I have to orwhatever, Yeah, I say too,
Oh yeah, I would love tobe with that. That's how I feel
about fantast He worse than me.Yeah, So that wasn't even a smooth
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transit. I know he just wentstraight to fantasia. How you what's going
on? Whatever you like? Now? How did I get in this?
Well? I know she's married,and she married. Yeah, y'all look
dress like I mean that in themost If you mess up, ways possible.
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Yes, if you mess up,let me tell you your husband.
If you mess up, oh mygod, it's a light skinned brother.
He not up. She is somethingelse. That is crazy. But you
saw we had chemistry. Yes,we had chemistry with most women. You
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have chemistry with most women, butnot all most little let's not act like
yeah, I'll take that. Yeah, all right, man, let's get
out of here. Man. Finalthoughts. What y'all got? Man,
y'all crazy. I don't even knowwhat we're talking. I have no but
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the fact that you said you werecocaine it's brown. That's the part.
I didn't mean that, kid,it's it's all the jokes. It's all
joke you would do. That's sofunny. But please, if you've chopped
this writer, put that at theend. This is all a joke.
I'm kidding. I would never dodrugs with Chris Brown in the club and
dance and have a good time.I would never do that. I would
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never do that, but if Idid, Oh, anyway, that's it
for me. I got to fightthoughts Okaya thought it was something I wanted
to reply to. Somebody said inthe comments that was wild that I wanted
to Was it about you telling peopleto take their girls to happy hour instead
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of dinner? Yep, that's that'swhat it was. That's what it was.
I love it, bro. Youknow how it's always that one off
deck comment that you'd be like,what, That's not what I meant.
I do want to address that.They was like, oh, get girls
drunk and then try to have sexwith them. No, that's not what
I meant. That's creepy. Happyhour is about the vibe. Let me
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tell you something. What I meantby first date, you do get the
cooochie quicker. And this is whatI meant. When you're talking to a
girl at dinner about stuff, youtalk about serious things, your goals,
your life, your family, work, that you're sitting here trying to get
to know her at a serious mode, and now she's looking at you through
a more serious lens. Nobody talksabout unhappy, unhappy things during happy hour.
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Happy hour is a lighter time That'sall I mean is that the mood
is lighter, and now you arelooked at as a lighter, fun person
after leaving her. You know whatI'm saying. Then y'all could do dinner
now, and that ice has beenbroken. That's what I meant, Because
dinner you're gonna have to have anotherdinner. You're gonna have to because she
ain't loosened up after that first dinner, that first happy hour. She's looser
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just because the experience is looser.So that's what I meant. It's not
about the jugging down, drinks downthe throat, that's weird. Oh okay,
yeah, But I mean let's putour big girls in big boy pass
on when men and women go outand they have cocktails together, I mean,
(52:05):
ladies, all right, never mind, just tell us what you mean.
Listen, we all y'all know whatwe want, and it is your
job, y'all is your job tofigure out when and where that's gonna happen.
Can y'all figure out win and wherethat's gonna happen. So any man
that take you out that is notyour cousin or uncle or brother, he
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wants that's the only reason he takeyou out unless they friends like they friends,
we homies. If I ask youon a date, I meet you
and say, hey, Keith,let's go on a date. I am
trying to smash smash you at somepoint. At some point, however,
it's on you when it happened.So what I'm gonna do is present you
(52:52):
with all all of the things makeyou want to smash me. Maybe it's
a bunch of gin for you,Yes, and a little cot yeah s
(53:17):
g Roll. I don't know whatyou're talking about, Petty on that powder.
I just know if I just startbreak dancing against I'm sweating all the
time. Y'all know what's up?All right? Man? Y'all see,
I have no thoughts of sharing thepoe, washing the pod, enjoying the
(53:37):
pie. We appreciate you, man, We always say what more can we say?
All right, welcome to it,and what can I say? Podcast episode
Thank you one fifty eight right appreciated. Right has got on red hat like
I do. I don't know himand xact bullsboming the dresses alike, but
no they've got he's oh my swagtoday, So we're gonna take that,
right, I appreciate it. Heyman, I want your host tong upon.
Let's go ahead and get right toit and introduce the other members of
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the pods. She's the first ladyof the pot. She's the only lady
of the pot. She's fluffy andfive it. Hey, friends, y'all,
good, yep, okay, good, good to see y'all. Yep.
Are your glasses prescription? No,I just need to get my lashes
done. Okay, So when Istarted looking baldhead about it lashes, I
(00:46):
have to put some glasses on becausethat's not cute. So I go see
my girl Sheena maritamorrow. Okay,she ain't to call it head jewelry,
oh head for the glass jewelry.Yeah, when he have his ball head
out, he always got glass,is true. I never even paid attention
to that. You have. Yeah, you can't be like looking like a
(01:06):
naked mole rad by the ass.It's just not all right. Let's go
ahead, get to the funny manof the pot Little bro Zach Boom happening.
Woo woa whoo a. Y'all feelingwhoo boo. I'm feeling good.
Kendrick got the number one song inthe country and not like us, not
like us. Yeah, yeah,y'all wish you washed his hell now you
(01:30):
are too. We were all teamDrake and I did it and then it
all went bad. Yeah you knowagain, I forgot that he's a Gemini
and we're gonna take it to theextent that we're never gonna stop. Kendrick
would have never stopped. Yeah,never said he would have never stopped.
Gemini, would have never let himstop doing something. The fact that he
went and turned it. I knewwhat it was the first person to make
(01:53):
a hit record one, so hewon. It is all right. Well,
let's get to this. It's areaction from last week spot. I
got some beef. I need youto give you some insight. Okay,
So yeah, I said I likebig nasty girls. I do you said
that. I also like small girls. I like pretty women. That's my
(02:16):
thing. Everybody. I like prettywomen. Yes, I like you to
be a nine or ten, anasty six, maybe a wild four.
Never a defective three. Damn defectivethree? A defective three? What so
wild four? You gotta be outstressed out to go? Yeah, yeah,
(02:37):
you don't care. That's like whenyou really don't care. You know,
you ain't got no business do.But she's so wild, and so
you just go. But never adefective three. What do wild threes be
doing or fours or whatever? Yeah? What do they be doing to you?
What is it? Wild? Isjust you know, I don't want
to say on the pot because Iknow something my church people watch on the
Oh. Yeah, but again,like, not a defective three. What's
(03:00):
a defective three? I've never heardof defective three? She got a limp
to the handicap. That's not right. I didn't say she was handicaps.
She gotta She probably went through oneof the top doll cases. Wow,
came out on the other end alive, God bless her soul. But might
(03:22):
being a little defected defective three?And wow? That was like, I
want to know this, Kiki.Why wouldn't men say stuff that women don't
agree with? They instantly go toyour pp size. In the comments,
he was like, I was sayingthat. She was like, that sounds
(03:42):
like little wee wee energy to that, because every every time we do something
Kiki, women always want to saythey want to talk about. Yeah,
that just shows women say wild stuffto dudes. Well, that's true,
and then they know that's what you'llrespond to. Ah. Yes, that's
why they said, next time yousay something like that, ladies, I'm
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gonna I'm gonna talk about your oldsaggy B. I'm like, that sounds
like baggy B energy. You should. That sounds like loose V. You
should. It sounds like echo Vhello Hello Hello, and there and and
that we talked about y'all, y'allbe mad. Outside of it looked like
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Grandma's curtains, like wow, theside of a pit bull mouth like a
roast roast that looked like so dirty. That's a logo. But we never
go there with y'all, but y'allto go to our sides. That's true,
But y'all would most likely do anythingwith any type of like all the
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vaginas y'all just subscribed. Y'all hitbefore. It's never gonna stop y'all from
hitting, So that's probably why y'alldon't think to go there. Some women
won't mess with a love penis soright new y'all because y'all mess with it.
Be the dudes that y'all been withfor five is cheat on you all
of a sudden. It's small sothat I don't sign shame nobody. I
don't signed shame anybody, So Ican't speak for those women. Have you
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ever have you ever got ready toAnd they're like, you know what that
that ain't gonna work over here?No, everything is workable. Everything is
workable, Everything is figure outable.Okay. Everybody has their strengths, so
you know, and you can't haveit all. You know a lot of
these may be fantasy here. Iain't got nothing going on down there,
but look, guy can't everything.So yeah, you know. I saw
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a lot of people in the commentsspeaking on skinny men when we had our
skinny debate and they were standing upfor the skinny Kings. They said where
they lack weight, they got itin other places. I said, wow,
so you can't confirmed with than not. I can't either, But I'm
just saying that's what the lady said. So, and they also agreed that
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it's hard to lay on our chest. Yes, when y'all be moving around
a lot, I know what y'allbe doing, trying to get comfortable.
The fact talking about lay with thegirl and she on my chest, She's
just moving moving a lot, andI'm like, I know you're trying to
get comfortable. It's okay. Youcould just set this little pillow up next
to it everywhere, and you knowyou were everywhere. I'm a suffocating you
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know when they get under that arealways wait. I'm scared when women first
sleep with you, even when youcuddle like, I get scared. I
get scared. I don't know why. That's always been a phobia of mind.
I got to make sure you good. That's because you're big as a
little man. I have never beenscared of the woman. Was I was
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a little bit I did. Butthe thing is, let me tell you
another skinny struggle because I was thinkingabout it from the pod. It's scary.
Like let's say you dating a chick, right and she comes spend the
night, and then she'd be like, you got a T shirt? Now
you know I ain't got nothing butsmall and mediums in him? None of
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my T shirts can fit you.So what you do? So every skinny
man has a drawer of giveaway Tshirts that are too big. We keep
them, not for us, Okay, those to spend the night t shirts.
Yes, you know the two xthey threw at the game, the
Bulls game that you call. That'sgoing into the drawer because I'm skinny.
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I know you ain't gonna fit mysmaller meetia, but I need this two
X, so I keep those.I never thought about that. That is
crazy. You got to keep thetwo eggs. That's how you know,
Zach mess with big girls all sizes. Yeah, to have a two X
T shirt drawer got to two xthree? What you what? You wear
shorts too? They be like,you got some shorts and you know you
got all that ass girl, andwhat narrow I am? I ain't got
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no shorts to fit you. You'regonna stretch my ship out, not my
menchell and ness, no you're not. That's when I dated that tall girl
in college. She put my shoesright on senior girls. Slide of your
flip flops is crazy. I don'tknow, ladies, We're not doing that.
I'm just saying like that's crazy.The whole foot all fit right in
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there, right in. I mean, she was fine as hell. I
told you this is a thing likeI've dated every shape of woman. Do
you have a drawer of two XT shirts? I wear two eggs,
so I wear two eggs. Somost women can't fit nothing. I've never
seen a woman that even she wasbig, she was taller, she couldn't
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fit because I'm wise, you can't. She couldn't fit my clothes. It
was still baggy on her. Itwas just you know what you got?
You over there squinting and make sure. I'm just trying to see if it's
still giving colonizer of apps, becausewhat I'm not gonna let you do is
keep playing in our face. Look, we found out who you were the
last episode. You want to talkabout the big feet girls, the tall
girls, you can go ahead,but just don't be pandering to the big
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girls. Look I not pandering.I love biggers, y'all squishy? Right?
All right, man, let's goahead. Get to this man.
More beef is happening, Man twentyone Savage Metro Bullman. Also you got
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did his son King Comb's and fiftydid did any of these strike a chord
with y'all over this week. Nope, go ahead that. I ain't feel
no cords truck. I heard theChristian comb song. Well he was this
and fifty and taking up. Well, y'all know them bars were terrible.
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Now, I do appreciate you standingup for your father. Oh you know
what I'm saying, and standing upfor your family. I honor that,
and I think that's really dope.But man, those bars were. Yeah,
they were tough to stomach. Theywere not No, they got better
the second verse. I didn't makeit to the second verse. Did the
first verse was the first verse?I was like, Christian, this is
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academics tried to say that it was. He was like this is hard,
Like stop now. The second versewas better. He got, he got,
he got in his bag. Ithought he should have used a big
instrumental. What's beef? I waslike, you gotta that, that's an
easy one. Yeah, But Idon't think he wanted to really have a
real beef. I think he wantedto just address some things and get y'all.
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He's telling y'all to pick a side, basically saying, when we get
out of this, don't come backover here. It's basically what Christian is
saying. I respect it that.Oh yeah, over here the podcast people
texting me a fashional boy. Nobodycan't say you're not locked and loaded when
you come in here. Huh,I am so locked and loaded. Christian
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Combs. I like Christian Combs,and so I'm not gonna say anything mean
about Christian Combs. I respect himstanding up of his father. But Christian,
what you have to be careful aboutis playing with somebody who don't even
like their own kids. Fifty.You know, it's like a lot of
people you could probably stand up toand play games with. Just leep,
don't fifty. Don't have it allChristian, he not all the way there.
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So you don't play with people whoare just not all the way there.
This man will roast his own childpublicly, So what do you think
he will do to you? Justleave it alone. Don't even your daddy.
Don't even respond to fifty. Andthis is why, so don't go
up that tree. As far asdid we get to the other one yet,
Metro, we talk about that one, Okay, well yeah that's what
Yeah, yeah, I really metyou and Drake. That's nothing. Twenty
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one Savage Base he said that,you know, they'll figure it out.
We'll let that one slide. Theone that was odd that popped up.
It was another one ladies, Tiffanyhad it and a man that seals they
they had a little something. Youdon't know nothing about that. I do.
I just don't. I just comeon, Kiki Dammage, look you
are. You always get into theman stuff. As soon as we start
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talking about ladies, you turn intothe feminist extraordinary. I don't know if
I could say something about the ladiesas I really do, because it's like
I really want the best for allblack women, all women in general.
Really. However, Tiffany Hattish justirritates me. She been irritating me since
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then she came out, I've neverbeen a fit and I and I'm like,
and now it's like every headline andwe hear about Tiffany, it's something,
it's some it's some bs to it. When I'm like to book a
movie, please do a special openup for somebody. I don't know where
I don't hear about. I don't, I don't. It's like she's getting
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to d u y. Then sheshe trying to have kids. Then she
would come and then she beefing withwith this person? Did she? I'm
sick of you like you're draining me. Name first, I understand, but
the man of Seals is draining y'all. I told y'all how I felt about
her last a couple of tiles ago, y'all get on my nerves. Y'all
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doing everything but entertaining me, whichis you'all job. I'm not entertaining.
I'm the black woman. I'm notentertained. I'm irritad So what is it?
Okay? I'm sorry that. Yeah, I know we did because I
can't tell a lie. It's y'allirritate? Are you irritated by Tiffany had?
Is that? No? Not byTiffany? Amanda Seals irritates me?
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Why why you not irritated by Tiffany. Tiffany's just the comic that's trying to
make way, you know what I'msaying. I don't know what she did,
Tokiki. I don't know why.I don't know why she I don't
know she took man. I don'tknow what happened. Yeah, it sounds
like it had it seemed so unproblematicto me. You know, I don't
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know what she has done. Youknow what a d U. I is
my business, that's what that's whatit is. Started off. The only
person that gotta blow Okay, ain'tgotta blow into this. Okay, I
don't know what did to you?Okay, Tiffany has to tell jokes to
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huff. She did nothing to kickit. Okay, now a man,
the seals. It's alway. Everybodydid something to her. Everybody is hating
on her for no reason, kickingher off of shows for no reason,
don't like her for no reason.When she stands up for herself, they
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just can't take it for some reason. And all she's doing is no,
no, no, no, that'snot true. That's not true. Two
things can be true. You canreally have the fight of the black people's
fight in your in your mission.Okay. That does not mean that you're
also not irritating. Okay, youcan be both. You can be irritating
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and be fighting for a good cause. Yes, you know what I'm saying.
Like you can be, But yourpersonality is what's irritating and what may
rub people the wrong way. Forsome reason, Tiffany thinks when she gets
attacked it's because of what she's talkingabout. It's not because of what you're
talking about. I mean a manthe Seals here, Yeah, Amanda Seals
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think that we that we be likemad because of what she's talking about.
It because she's being a disruption tothe culture. No, No, it's
you're irritating. That's what's really botheringpeople. It's not your your cause and
your mission. We okay with that, but it's just your It just starts
sounding like NAT's in your Yeah.I just I think Amanda, I don't
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know, looking at it once,she's super smart. I'm a fan.
I've been following a man that seeus for a very long time. I
always was impressed with her intellect andthen being able to merge that with comic
y and comedy and just it wasjust a it's a real well rounded situation.
There was a turn though, therewas some happened. I don't know.
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It was something happened with Amanda whereit turned where God wasn't as fun
anymore. It used to be fun, it wasn't as fuss. So I
don't know, maybe she went throughsomething personally, who knows. I hate
I hate to see it because Ithink she's extremely talented, beautiful woman.
Shed it's just that everybody like itjust it just she's mad at everybody.
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And that can happen. I mean, life happens, but like damn mama.
But you ever think like if youfall out with everybody, you don't
never you don't never think it's you. I always like it's people that I
know in my life who always getinto it when it's a group of people
they always got I fell out withhim. I fell out with them.
Yeah, I fell out with them. If you're continuously the person that everybody
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fall out with it's you, Yeah, you gotta quit thinking it's not it's
everybody else. And for you notto have that, to be that smart
and unaware is weird to me.Shannon Sharp get into it with Shandon Sharp
in an interview is almost impossible.I don't think so, because I think
so kicky, because Shaddon asks prettymuch open ended questions. This is not
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like this is not a Charlottemagne interview. This is not like a Joe Buttens
It's gonna keep digging. This isnot like this. It's pretty much hey
eight, And you can tell sometimesfolks ain't know what's going on. They
handed him them questions. Yeah,and he lets you talk and then he'll
respond. He's good to responding.Will you look. Just in Amanda's defense,
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sometimes when you're so smart, it'shard to engage with less than smart
people. Stop that it really nobecause it is smart lady. I think
Shannon Sharp is very smart, Ithink, but I think Amanda is smarter
than a lot of people. Okay, And I feel like sometimes when you're
that smart, and you know you'rethat smart, it's hard for you to
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engage with people who are not onyour intellectual level. So you your conversation
with people makes everybody else feel dumb. It makes you seem argumentative, and
because you're confronting BS as it comesout a lot of us, because we
are not as high as intellectual wecan have a conversation with anybody and when
they tell him us BS, we'lljust let it roll just for the just
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for the grace of the conversation.But somebody like Amanda, if she sends
anything that is not correct, she'sgonna correct you. And she when I
watched I watched her Shannon Shop interviewand she literally said, as a kindergartener,
she was correcting the teacher, andthat got her in trouble. So
that's just who she is as aperson. So sit across somebody like Shannon,
you know he ain't did no realhomework on you. You know,
he don't really care what you're talkingabout. He's not sympathetic to the issues
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you feel like you have. It'shard to sit there and have a conversation
with him without turning it into anargument against him, because you know he'd
be sing you kiki. Yes,that is not about I'm not gonna let
you put that office. Being smartis having social skills you, So it's
true. So some smart people lacksocial skills. So I'm not gonna say
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it's because she's so smart. Soguess what, it's some smart people with
social skills that's true and that canfigure it out. Obama is probably one
of the smartest, most charismatic peoplein the world. And you can sit
there and talk to anybody. Itain't gonna be like and try to correct
them every time they talk. Either, you don't have to. You can
sit your butt down and be quiet. Sometimes, don't see you want the
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black women to sit down. Andit's not even that's what it sounds like.
No, No, that's not whatit's about that. Yeah, said
woman sit down. Jack was keepinga buck. I'm just jumping in because
you jumped on me last part.I'm just jumping I don't have no passion
behind it all. Yeah, youwant the black woman to sit down.
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No, that's not getting It's noteven about being a black woman or not.
It's just sometimes you gotta know howto deal with people. Having people
skills is a thing, and Ibelieve, I truly believe during the COVID
or something, she may have lostthat her people skills. It could have
getten worse. I think it gotworse. And the stuff she went through
with Insecure the show and Ray andall them. Man, I mean could
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it could have definitely happened. Shetalented hell, But I mean we'll move
on. No, what's your thoughtson Tiffany Hattish? No, I like
Tiffany like I like Tiffany. Ithink I'm gonna grow. I'm gonna go
with exact what Zach said. Imean, seems like she just tried to
make it. Uh, she madesome mistakes, but those her business.
You know, you get a duytoo famous, to get a duy tif
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too famous, get your ass inthe car, get your or leave it,
leave it parked. Uber Like,that's a that I don't feel sorry
for people with dy I can't.Back in the day, I understood.
I understood because you were the guyyou get. It's zero point eight.
You done had three contails. Nowyou over and that you ain't done nothing.
You ain't swerving crazy. But nowthe technicality that broke the law.
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Now you you stuck. But I'mlike, yo, like now it's right,
you know, pretty much like Isaid, I O, man,
my Uber bill might be another carpayment because you I know, I'm going
out to have fun. Yeah,and I and I want to not think
about driving. That's the other part, because when you drive, you gotta
think, Hey, I'm driving home. I want to make sure I'm straight.
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I know. So when ubert Uberor any ride share and not promote
Uber, but any ride share,You're like, Yo, I could do
hot, this night could go.However, as long as I got a
full battery, I'm out of here. You said it's a car payment.
About a car payment? What youspend God damn. I'm just saying I
could pick you up most of thetime, when you're ready to come,
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when you're ready to leave the club. I'm getting ready for this church.
So if you up, I canuse a wagon. That's because you're buying
uber blacks. You got it.You had to buy Uber blacks. When
you're downtown and you got girls with, you have to I can't get it.
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And then I'm husky. We're notget And I like that when,
well, that's your problem. Howwe feel in this car. You walking
around with a group of women,that's your problem. You gotta go.
You go, You be by yourself. I meet y'all. There were y'all
here the next see. I onlydo that when they try to pull it
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to come where you add it.We all, me and my girls.
We eating over here, telling whatyou're doing. I'm in my grandma house
and the suburbs. That's a ruleright there, fellas. Never game.
I love when we give game onthe pod game. If you're ever out
with if it's if it's a womanin town or anything and she get and
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she calls you to come eat withher and her girls, do not go.
Never go. Always say I'm gonnacatch y' all at the next spot.
Unless you're ready to pull a peemove, because you're gonna have to
if you show up you're now you'rein a position where you'all to take care
of everybody as you should, evenif you ain't drank nothing, even if
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you just go sit down at thetable, you couldn't have had nothing unless
you're at the very end and theyjust handed the bills. But if you
sit there and have ten to fifteenminutes worth of conversation, the bills come
out. It's on you, allright. I'm gonna tell you all the
story. I regret doing this talk. It's a story. I regret it,
and I felt I feel Oh,y'all, ladies, I still feel
less the player, I said,but I ain't know what was going on,
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and I looked at who the playersin the situation made me nervous.
What so this is this? I'mwith Phadri. This is years ago.
I was with Pa. We goto Kentucky Derby. We pull up,
Niani hits her, says, hey, we over here at the hotel across
the street, in the bar eatingme. It is her and Michelle and
somebody else. I forgot it wasanother famous woman too. Michelle from Desty's
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Child is from here. So theyeating, they having a good old time.
Then it's all type of stuff onthis on this table, all type
of stuff, and I know whatthe housewives make. And I just went
to the Kentucky Derby. I boughtsome nice suits. I knew I had
to make sure I would pee.I'm I'm budgeted in my head. I
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know what this number is looking likeyou already we knowing what this number is
gonna be. So she brought youto the way. They were already.
We pulled up together. We like, and she's like, Oh, we're
gonna go meet Ninia and Michelle orwhatever. We're going over there. Oh
cool, all right, so wego. I had met Ninia a couple
of times by then, and Igo, I go, and we walk
in. I see the table alreadyand they about ready to go. You
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want to drink? Boom the billcomes. I like, I was like,
uh, there was like eye lookedat me. I looked at them.
I was like, well, yeah, what y'all? I got I
got it. I got one hundreddollars on the head as a hundred and
then and then they paid the rest. But I felt nasty for the rest
of the time. I felt isthat when it was over, No,
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that was that what it is over. But let me ask you, did
you look at the bill or youjust say you had a hundred or the
bill was The bill was a coolsix fifty six. How long were you
there in town? Huh? Howlong were you there? Uh? Probably
I had I had one drink.You ordered a drink, Yeah, I
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drink and then everything else was Michelleand Ninie yep. Wouldn't have paid for
that. I ain't gonna lie.I feel I feel to this day you
didn't go out like a sucker.Though I feel nasty, though, I
get it, but you didn't feel. You didn't the fact. Okay,
here's where you won. You putover You know what I'm saying. They
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know you weren't there long, okay, and you was like here, you
didn't do a pee move, butyou didn't do a week move either.
You stayed neutral in the middle.The hunting is like, here's a hunted
on whatever y'all got. You knowwhat I'm saying. I think picked up
that. I think picked up thewhole rest of the bills. I think,
even if it is the tip Ihad, I'm responsible for two drinks
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and I gave a hundred, soI gave over. Now the pea thing
would have been to pay for everything. That would have been player. The
weak thing would have been how muchy'alls? Then you would have been out
here looking crazy. That's why yougo to the other bar and get you
and phasor drinks, and then youcome over that and meet the group.
Because I'm not past. I didn'tenjoy okay, and unless all three of
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us going home together, I'm definitelynot paying six hundred and fifty dollars for
you and them fast. You don'teven like them for real fire, So
ain't no way I would have.I would have been like, maybe what
you want, okay, I'll beright back. I want to I'm gonna
close my tap and bring my drinksoff her here, so that way,
I ain't even gotta look at y'allmeal because he ain't. Yo. Do
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you feel like I got nothing todo with me? I'm them days are
trying to look baby, I'm notthere. I'm not there. No that
bothered me. She that said shedidn't say anything. Now she didn't say
nothing. Nobody did act for nobodythank you for the hundred dollars. I
was like, yeah, they justthank you, but they wasn't like nobody
was tripping and I think if Iremember right, it is a long time
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ago. He paid every ch ass, paid for everybody. She paid for
the whole thing. So I wasjust but I it bothered like a true
sagittarius, That's what it bothered me. I didn't say nothing to know.
I was like, I kept wondering. I would have looking at me.
They definitely talked about you. Yeahit did. Yeah, nothing but the
tip. Yeah, I definitely did, I say, I said, And
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that's why even I made my kid, because the drinks about forty dollars each,
don't put had a drink, hadto drink the rest of the big
twenty dollars. Yeah he could,except that little hundred dollars. Y'all guarantee
you where y'all walked the way youneed? Text major like, girl,
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well I see you dating the regularman. Girl, You're like, I'm
regular. He go on, honeyon, y'all, No, I get
I made him honey very reluctantly becauseI wanted to pay the whole day.
But I knew that would have throughthe whole Kentucky Derby rue it out.
You would have been like, Iain't even hungry, I ain't even know
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what I ain't even I don't evenwant to go out. I would have
had to fake sick. No whatnot. Some had milk in it.
Let's just stay in, stay in. Yeah, I'm a yah man,
bro, I'm telling you. Isaid that was That's probably one of the
moments I regret. You know,you have moments in your life when you
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you be playing back, you werelike, oh, if I could do
it, that's one of the moreit's crazy, and but it did.
It was a life lesson. That'swhat I learned about pulling up to women
when they already eating. I waslike, no, I'm not doing that,
no more. I'm not either.I'm gonna make a decision to go
in whatever it is. So withme, I mean, it happened to
me when I was in l A. I was with what our friends A
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Kiddred, I. I was withthem, we all hanging out. They
I know, all of them ladiesthat got they got money. We know
Kidred got rich. She rich.And I'm like, okay, but I
looked at I looked at the menuwhen you started ordered out the mini,
I said, oh, I gotthis, and I watched it. I
wondered, I wondered, what I'mlooking at it all what they ordering.
I said, oh yeah, wecan take care of this. Be nothing.
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So you know what that means?You look like you do the I
was the players. He saw themenu. He said, thirty five forty
twenty five eighteen drinks fifty. Ohyeah, I got this. This ain't
ship. It's gonna be two hundredtimes. That's it, two hundred times
two hundred. Ain't nobody greedy andan alcoholic at the table? Way the
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right thing to do. It reallyis right. And you paid the whole
and I paid the whole. BI Will walked up, told the told
the uh the way. They're like, yo, bro, I got it,
don't worry about it. And thenhe came back said the bills take
and I'm not it's a gentleman thing. It's the gentleman thing, that thing
to do. But I feel likeall of us, even women, like
sometimes when you go out with yourrich friends, why do you feel the
need to try to treat them they'rerich? They're rich because they don't they
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don't want it, and you alsodon't want them to feel like you are
waiting on them to pay because theyrich. I agree with that that,
like it's good to offer, butlike, I just like, you look
crazy. You look crazy trying topay nieye Bill, I look crazy.
You's know what I'm saying? Like, yeah, is completely witchiness, completely
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like quadru watching this. Can y'allplease give advice to the broke people?
What would y'all like us to doin these situations? Because I truly need
to know. I've been out withlike top executives and I'm like, I
feel like I should offer to payfor this, But in my mind they're
gonna laugh at me. They knowwhat I make. You know what I'm
saying. So it's like, whatam I supposed to do in these rich
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people situations? I got invited toone of my rich friends' birthday parties.
She's rich, she has a beautifullife. What can I buy you as
a gift? You rock Burkins inthem bags? What I'm supposed to give
you? I just learned you can'tjust walk in the store and by a
burken bag. Yeah, And thenhe gonna walk up to me in another
(30:56):
broken person and say, do y'allknow you can't back Burkins in the store?
Now? Why would I know that? I just don't know what either?
That would I know that? Ifigured you knew it because I didn't
even know. If you see mewith a burken, baby, it came
from the gates, d H.Gates. Maybe overseen see where the gates
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at. The girls be getting toout the labor. Yeah, you see
me with a Birken. Just knowit ain't real. No need to rob
me, baby. I ain't gotnothing in my bucket but my link card
and my iding lip. That's alip block. You ain't got to rob
me somebody. Do y'all know youcan't go and there? Why would I
know that? She made me feeldumb with I thought I was giving some
(31:40):
information out like I was like,and she looked at me like I did
I know that? Why near aBirken store? I don't know. I
just like her mess. But okay, exactly see, why would I ever
be there. I've ever been inher mad store, not half ones.
I think it's different, though,Kiki. When you are man and it's
a woman, you got your averageyou. Even if the woman is rich
(32:05):
you, it's still a woman.Like I'm not gonna pick up Kevin hartsbill
ever. You know what I'm saying, don't give them what we order.
I'm like keV I know you gotit, and I can say that,
you know what I'm saying. Butthen if Tiffany had it by it,
I'm like, hey, I knowTiffany got way more money in me,
but I gotta go on ahead andbe like what you going on it?
I can I gotta do something becausecan you have somebody on TV right now
(32:28):
that I date it right now?At this moment, I wish we could
point the cameras that camera don't wantno what you do it? Don't do
it, don't do it. Don'tdo it. That is a secret.
But what time is it out?No? No, no, no,
But that person makes a thousand timesmore than me. Like that's the first
time I ever got off of someoneand she's like, hey, yeah,
(32:52):
take the elevator up and it letme off into her crib. I was
like, oh, this is mygoodness, this is crazy. Yeah,
she made way more, but Istill we had a we had like an
agreement. I took care of thelittle the little stuff, the little stuff.
So like if it was a dinner, I got dinners. Those was
cool. That was cool. Butlike it was like a vacation that was
crazy. We went somewhere that wascrazy. And she knew whatever, she
(33:15):
gonna put way more on the vacation, and I just pay the stuff while
we did. She ad pay forthe actual vacation because it's out my price
raise, and yeah we're going todinners and all of that stuff. So
it's it's a or like it's been. It was times when we was out.
It was time where the bill cameand it was nuts, like wild
(33:37):
nuts. She slid me the cardlike what a player player. I love
that was a player move. Richnow that that was a player move.
But then you have your friends,your homies, like I got homies like
that, like we especially when Iearly on. You know what we make
when we first started radio, gright, it's wild. So all my
(33:58):
boys is in real estate. Theyin real estate, all of them.
They making crazy bread. We gosomewhere, I'm buying rounds. I'm buying
the rounds when we out by thepool, rounds on me. You know
the food. You know, ifwe all went to let's just say whatever,
fatburg or in and out. ButI'm buying all of them. I
pay for the food. But thenwhen it's time for the tables, they
(34:21):
got that, right, they gotthat. So we all you know your
some of your rich friends that bebe cool with it. But like I
said, like from Zach's perspective,like Kiki, when you are a dude,
there is only two choices. Youhave one choice. You have two
choices, go and pay or stayyour ass at home. Those that's it
ain't no middle I agree with that. It ain't no man that stay your
(34:43):
ass at home. And when youare to broke friend, I've been to
broke friend for so long. Ican give you how to do this.
One thing you need to do isyou need to prep the team before you
go. You got a lot ofrich friends. I got a lot of
rich friends, like a lot.But prep the team. Let the team
know you broke, right, Okay, Okay, don't don't surprise the rich
friends with your brokeness. Let themknow you broke. You really want them
(35:06):
at a point where they're begging youto go. Okay, So you need
to be at the crib. Youtelling you need to be at the point
where everybody getting ready, and you'llbe like, no, I'm cool.
I'm gonna stay in y'all, y'allbe cool, and then they be like,
no, come on you, no, no, I'm cool. I'm
just gonna chill, and they'd belike, bro I got you, all
right, man, I'll go Sothen now the tone everybody know you broke
(35:30):
right. Okay, so your brokefriends got you. Now. Second rule,
your rich friends, your rich friendsgot you. Do not lean on
one on the richest friend the most. Spread your brokeness around to the group,
to the group. Little thing basedoff income levels. You know what
I'm saying. You have to spreadyour brokeness around. You know, okay,
(35:52):
you know what's it. Ain't tookcare of you last time y'all ate,
the last time y'all went out.You ain't gonna go right back to
him because now you're irritating the hellout of him. Yes, you see
what I'm saying. Somebody else andlet them have your back. And then
when there are things that you canafford that you can take care of,
don't look for them. You stepup for those cheeseburgers, like you know
what I'm saying, it's white castle, after the thing, after the club,
(36:14):
you step up. Guess what's somethings that's like service, Like somebody
gotta drive everybody live. You stepup. You know what I'm saying,
I ain't got no money. Ihave to do the little things. You
don't get to be broken, belike, oh, I'm sitting in the
past your side. You all brokeass in the middle. Now you know
what you do? Squeeze you beuncomfortable because you're broke. You pib because
(36:39):
I hate I hate or broke.I broke person with the audacity. I
hate a broke person with audacity.It drives me nuts. Like you have
so much audacity with no money?No money? Oh yeah, you fine.
You think you're gonna leave the linewalking into the club. No,
you're get in the middle because youbroke down one Wait a minute, waits
(37:02):
leading line. You know, asguys, you can't walk in the front
like you got money or say soin anything that's going on. My god,
And you don't want to be lastbecause you don't want to be left
out. You took yourself in themiddle right behind the twos with money.
(37:27):
You need to be the first personthey turn around and see who with you.
You need to be right there.Listen, I know how to survive
broke. We're not getting no peoplenerves. That's it. That's once you
get to the club and then bottlescome. Don't take your broke you better
not get your broke ass hand reachingfor a mother. You need to wait
until they paid off of you soilthey passed you to you. And don't
(37:52):
overdo it. He got into holdthat cup, let it go. Don't
be offering it to people you don'tknow. You ain't got no money on
this, and don't. I'm gonnatell you. There's another thing where zag
Is said that I had to jumpin. But it was one of them
(38:14):
things because it triggered me gee,because I didn't been around where it's the
broke friend. And they leave,they act like they running everything, They
running the whole show. Then theywant then they just take the bottles.
Now they like they pimping your bottles. They pimping them. They's like,
Yo, we got a section.I'm gonna move around. Hey, hey,
ladies, y'all want something to drink. It's six big ass dudes over
(38:38):
here, hold fast for you.Invite the ladies over here on the bottles
that you didn't pay for. Letus let us get to drinking. And
then we figured out because now yougot the it's an art to getting women
in your section. You got youcan't just be invited to see the rookies,
y'all randomly inviting women in your section. Key moved. You gotta know
(39:00):
there's bottle rats in the cub,male and female. They're gonna come.
It's gonna do. I'm gonna telly'all another story coming in a minute.
I got another on the way.On the way, I was in radio
mode podcast. It's sorry, noman, you they pimp your bottles,
(39:27):
so they gonna go. So nowthey're in with you. They your boys,
They got to sec you got thesection, y'all. Cool. Now
what they're gonna do is they seeingwomen a day like maybe they had girls
meeting them there, and now they'regonna pull them over and try to have
them drink out your bottle. Youcan't be the broke friend and do that.
That is unacceptable because people looking likeyo, and a lot of people
(39:47):
won't. We're not gonna really frontyou in front of the chicks. That's
weak. You're not gonna front youin front of chips. But they everybody
looking at you like, hey,bro, know they people whispering about you,
and you see what buddy just did? You don't eat it? Yeah,
I saw, I saw. Andthen what you'll notice is you'll start
getting at least specially with my friends, you'll get boxed out. Them big
(40:07):
ass dudes will start boxing you awayfrom the table, like standing up.
Theyre gonna stand in your way.So now you they not tell you couldn't
get nothing, but you gotta goaround them to get the bottle. And
that gets uncomfortable and they like Andthen if you say maybe if you go
to the bottle, they might belike, hey, hold up for a
second, ge, just hold onreal quick, hold her real quick.
When you get one of those,you're probably about you're doing too much.
(40:29):
That's why I don't go to theclub. It is too much. It's
a whole nother world out there.It's so many rules and regulations. But
look, look, look I'm weat a party. Just happened last weekend.
I'm and they Zach could tell youI've been at night life so long.
I'm really good at a lot ofstuff. I could count the money
(40:51):
that is being made in that room. I could see where the tables is
at. I could tell you what'sthe comp table, what's not? Whereas
the spenders with who the voters?Ladies? You just I know this is
my landscape. I know it soI go, we ordered bottles, and
I know what we gave out.I come back all the game, damn
(41:13):
bottles gone. Sit those went fast. Yeah, they went fast. I
know right. These girls, man, they drinking it. It's all like
it's water. They drinking this likethis water. Right, Okay, let
me look at let me look atme. I'm gonna stand over here for
a minute because we just ordered anothersection. To boy, we just ordered
(41:36):
some more bottles because these bottles wereway too fast. Okay, now bottles
of this is this is I suspecttennessee. Uh this is Hennessy correct,
yes, yes, and they inchampagne, in champagne, so they they
they ordering it and then we orderedit. Comes back and I watched I
(41:59):
say, hey, hey, getshots out over here, and get some
shots out. A dude taps thewaitress. It says, hey, uh,
give the shots too. She's like, oh, okay, no,
who is no dog? No youdidn't know me? Like oh he called
(42:24):
me cause it was like I basicallytold everybody. I told the bottle hey,
the bottle services, gay, giveeverybody these shots, right, o'tver
get some shots? And he tappedus and said, yeah, us two
over here over here, right here, there was a whole nother section,
whole nother No. Just a dudestanding by the section said no, man,
no, don'm listening to him.Don't listen to none that I said.
(42:46):
If he say something, ever,don't listen to nothing. No.
But I listened to me and thesetwo other guys right here, not nobody
else, because he ain't got nothingto do with this, damn. I
was just standing at him the hotillike bro. He walked away. I
said, you just been stilling shotsall night, all night and got me
this would be pretty chicks. Yougot me giving mild sauce women free alcohol.
(43:14):
Oh wow, you cannot be afive and get free alcohol. You
got to come out ready to pay. That's crazy. Bobs don't get free
alcohol. That so mean unless youget there as a special. That's mean.
What do you mean? You gotat least be a nasty seven.
You gotta be a nasty six andNasty sixty because nasty six is a cool.
(43:37):
So what if you an eight andyou got your friend that's a phone
that you're gonna give it to both. You gotta eat that, but you
got it like yo, gotta likewhat mine? I woke up girl,
(43:57):
y'all are wrong, just like y'allknow the ways of the wild. The
daily world is wild. It isnot fair. You out a pretty friend.
You know that, and you prettyand you funny and you friendly.
So those they gonna stick you rightto the front, get to the front
because they know they are gonna beable to sit in the sexy, because
(44:21):
they gonna know they're gonna be ableto have a free drink because of you,
ugly friends. Follow all the brokefriend rules I just gave you.
Ain't ugly friends. This everything Ijust told you about the broke friend Follow
all that. You ain't lying,you ain't. That's what you need to
do. Your ugglands do not needto be in front of the line.
Come on, girls, you don'twant you galloping to the front. You
(44:42):
ain't gonna give us no drinks,no man, you're gonna mess it up
for everybody. Get in the middlesandwich between two pretty girls. I hate
to agree with this, and youknow it's true. You know it's true.
It's not it's not fair. It'snot fair when you go I've been
out with athletes. I'd have beenout in it entertainers. You don't try
to be them. You play thefringe and you catch the fall off because
(45:07):
they can't have everybody. You can'thave everybody. I'm sat at the table
next to Chris Brown in LA.I'm not finna be I look at Chris
Brown said, first of all,I won't let y'all know to be Chris
Brown's a pretty cool life if you'rea young dude, if you're a young
man. It's many people, asmany people I've seen in the club that
(45:30):
try to act like I've heard therappers be talking like how they sections be
and how they I ain't gonna lie, man, Chris. Chris sections are
kind of amazing. I look atI said, you go ahead, young
boy, and think about a ChrisBrown section. I've seen a Chris Brown
section that had the opportunity to benext to one oh y'alls right next.
But not only is his section fullof the top baddest chicks, the other
(45:53):
ones are hovering. It's a hovering. It's just like a or you know,
all the attention it's this way.It's one person everybody's looking at and
he know it too, so likehe know how to play it. Like
man, Yeah, Chris can leavewith anybody he want. He could take
the whole crew if he wants,you can take the club in the club,
(46:14):
and you acted distracted, you getthe distracted one shots. Hey,
come in, baby, y'all,Come in, y'all want something to drink?
I just want And that's all Idid. That's all we did.
We took we took the fringe.It's like it's like cutting the fro.
Like we just we just we juststemmed off the top. Yeah, you
ain't paying these no tension, brother, Come on over here, lady,
(46:35):
y'all. Feet looked like they hurt. Yeah, Chris is Chris. You
know I'm like skinning too. That'smy cousin. Do you think my sex,
I'm just old cousin. You talkingabout Chris, damn kicking. You
got a little different over Chris.He just like the only person I can
(46:55):
ever see myself doing coke with inthe club, you know, like I
would actually like yeah, because Iknow you probably know what I mean,
not to sound like you know,I didn't mean it like that. You're
(47:17):
not with Chris. I'm on whatever. He looked like he had the best
time, bro, and he doingquick like I know, I don't want
to say it, but I know, when you're watching Chris Brown in the
club, you seeing a few things. That was the only time in my
life I was like that kind oflooked fun, you know, like I
(47:39):
might give it a both only whenChris Brown. Don't only with Chris Brown.
Real it just looks I was like, wow, im not saying I
saw Chris Brown do that. Neverdid I see that, you know in
our comedy. I've never seen himdo that. But I just feel like,
(48:01):
if it's anybody to do that withthe club, it's Chris Brown.
Like I'm on whatever because he beinglike if you I've watched him and that
he's very tall and like he's soyou watching. You could watch hi from
anywhere in the club. I wasnot next to him, of course,
but I was there and I wasjust watching him, and he like doing
his own dance moves in his ownworld. Everybody else is standing around.
(48:22):
Chris is like really hitting it.I'm like, wow, that looks so
fun. Whatever I have to orwhatever, Yeah, I say too,
Oh yeah, I would love tobe with that. That's how I feel
about fantast He worse than me.Yeah, So that wasn't even a smooth
(48:45):
transit. I know he just wentstraight to fantasia. How you what's going
on? Whatever you like? Now? How did I get in this?
Well? I know she's married,and she married. Yeah, y'all look
dress like I mean that in themost If you mess up, ways possible.
(49:12):
Yes, if you mess up,let me tell you your husband.
If you mess up, oh mygod, it's a light skinned brother.
He not up. She is somethingelse. That is crazy. But you
saw we had chemistry. Yes,we had chemistry with most women. You
(49:32):
have chemistry with most women, butnot all most little let's not act like
yeah, I'll take that. Yeah, all right, man, let's get
out of here. Man. Finalthoughts. What y'all got? Man,
y'all crazy. I don't even knowwhat we're talking. I have no but
(49:52):
the fact that you said you werecocaine it's brown. That's the part.
I didn't mean that, kid,it's it's all the jokes. It's all
joke you would do. That's sofunny. But please, if you've chopped
this writer, put that at theend. This is all a joke.
I'm kidding. I would never dodrugs with Chris Brown in the club and
dance and have a good time.I would never do that. I would
(50:15):
never do that, but if Idid, Oh, anyway, that's it
for me. I got to fightthoughts Okaya thought it was something I wanted
to reply to. Somebody said inthe comments that was wild that I wanted
to Was it about you telling peopleto take their girls to happy hour instead
(50:37):
of dinner? Yep, that's that'swhat it was. That's what it was.
I love it, bro. Youknow how it's always that one off
deck comment that you'd be like,what, That's not what I meant.
I do want to address that.They was like, oh, get girls
drunk and then try to have sexwith them. No, that's not what
I meant. That's creepy. Happyhour is about the vibe. Let me
(50:58):
tell you something. What I meantby first date, you do get the
cooochie quicker. And this is whatI meant. When you're talking to a
girl at dinner about stuff, youtalk about serious things, your goals,
your life, your family, work, that you're sitting here trying to get
to know her at a serious mode, and now she's looking at you through
a more serious lens. Nobody talksabout unhappy, unhappy things during happy hour.
(51:23):
Happy hour is a lighter time That'sall I mean is that the mood
is lighter, and now you arelooked at as a lighter, fun person
after leaving her. You know whatI'm saying. Then y'all could do dinner
now, and that ice has beenbroken. That's what I meant, Because
dinner you're gonna have to have anotherdinner. You're gonna have to because she
ain't loosened up after that first dinner, that first happy hour. She's looser
(51:45):
just because the experience is looser.So that's what I meant. It's not
about the jugging down, drinks downthe throat, that's weird. Oh okay,
yeah, But I mean let's putour big girls in big boy pass
on when men and women go outand they have cocktails together, I mean,
(52:05):
ladies, all right, never mind, just tell us what you mean.
Listen, we all y'all know whatwe want, and it is your
job, y'all is your job tofigure out when and where that's gonna happen.
Can y'all figure out win and wherethat's gonna happen. So any man
that take you out that is notyour cousin or uncle or brother, he
(52:29):
wants that's the only reason he takeyou out unless they friends like they friends,
we homies. If I ask youon a date, I meet you
and say, hey, Keith,let's go on a date. I am
trying to smash smash you at somepoint. At some point, however,
it's on you when it happened.So what I'm gonna do is present you
(52:52):
with all all of the things makeyou want to smash me. Maybe it's
a bunch of gin for you,Yes, and a little cot yeah s
(53:17):
g Roll. I don't know whatyou're talking about, Petty on that powder.
I just know if I just startbreak dancing against I'm sweating all the
time. Y'all know what's up?All right? Man? Y'all see,
I have no thoughts of sharing thepoe, washing the pod, enjoying the
(53:37):
pie. We appreciate you, man, We always say what more can we say?
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