14 Year old Goes Joy Riding in a School Bus

14 Year old Goes Joy Riding in a School Bus

Episode Transcript

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One oh seven nine KBPI Andy yourshow time for Stupid Stories. Yeah yeah,
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weekend, man, we got alot apparently Saturday, which is gonna be
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doing a foundation car up there andoxing off on my own. Friday
night, we got a bunch ofpan terror and five finger tickets at Axe
Whooping. So busy weekend for theO BPI house. So lot's going on,
man, Hopefully guys can get pluggedin, all right, So here
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stay in the airport when she landedand was flown back to the US on
the next available flight. So yeah, just Frontier doing frontier stuff. The
five hundred pounds of cooked pasta,that was all in the news last week,
people trying to figure out why,what and how how did it actually
occur? Well, it's been solved. A man was apparently cleaning out his
mother's house after she passed and hedumped a well, a bunch of dry

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pasta for some reason, and thenit rained, so the pasta absorbed on
the water and there you go.Oh okay, five hundred pound just pile
of pasta, roughly enough spaghetti forfour thousand people. His mom had a
lot of spaghetti, right, Iunderstand getting rid of it. Yeah,
weird. You just dump it overa bridge though, Right, It's gonna

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be more in a trash cansful though, I mean it was a massive pile.
What's all big ass pila pasta?All right? Saturday was World Naked
Gardening Day, and apparently the bestcities for naked gardening Miami, Austin,
and Atlanta. The worst city fornaked guarding, I guess is West Valley
City. You talk, just incase. I don't know why I would

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think Alaska somewhere. An angry parentin Florida was arrested after he punched a
sixty three year old volunteer umpired backof the head, dumpires doing fun.
The attacker says, I'm just defendingmy kid. Oh okay. Texas high
school student sent six students to thehospital recently after deploying some serious nasty fark

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spray. Oh wow, that isserious, dude. You're sending six kids
to the hospital on something that smells. That's a legit stink bomb right there.
Wow, the hospital on something thatstinks, right man, I kind
of want the recipe. I don'twant to make it, but I kind

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of want the recipe. I kindof is it weird? I kind of
want to smell it, see ifyou can handle it. I mean,
I kind of want to see ifyou're going to hospital. Man, he
must be in a lot of pain, right yeah, Like I don't know,
all right, Um, well,I gotta tell you, man.

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Just reading stupid stories over last severalmonths now, it's it's kind of amazing
when you see and I feel likethis is now more true than ever.
But these criminals are becoming younger andyounger because they know they can commit some
crimes under the age of eighteen andreally get off fairly scot free. There's
a story about a twelve year oldboy taking the custody accused of doing a

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bunch of joy riding over the weekend. I found this would be a little
bit more interesting because what this fourteenyear old did. He stole a Nashville
school bus. He's fourteen school buss. Yeah, big man, he stole
a school bus and apparently he's facingall kinds of charges. This fourteen year
old took the school bus. Itlooks like when I say he took it

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joy riding, I'm like this kidwent when joy riding. He took it
across. His first thing was acouple of diesel fuel pumps at some cases
market on Cintennial Boulevard, and thenhe tried to run over a person exiting
the market. He then drove theschool bus onto I forty West, hitting
a couple of cars in the process. He then traveled speeds him over sixty

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five miles an hour for a schoolbus. That's pretty he got it going.
Yeah. Apparently at some point thecops threw down some spike strips.
He slowed the bus in an attemptto turn it around in the middle of
I forty West to avoid the spikestrips. And that's when the boy,
I guess the cops bum rushed thebus, broke out the glass and tasted

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him, shot him right there.I would like to see a fourteen year
old get tased. Yeah, thatis kind of fun. Um. So
when they chased him, apparently hegot him to CUSSI listen, listen to
us. He's doing juvenile court forvehicle theft, aggravated assault, evading the
rest, reckless driving, driving withouta license, leading the scene of a

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crash, and failure to report acrash. He's in a world a hurt
fourteen fourteen, Good luck getting yourlicense. I guess he was staying at
a state run like home for juvenilesalready, because he's already been in a
bunch of trouble. So yeah,I think he's he's well on his way

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to being a you know, repeatoffender, model citizen. Looks like six
people were injured after a collapse atthe gay Lord resort. Or wrote a
fire department said a part of theair conditioning. Have you seen that?
I feel like all the air conditioning, not just a part, said a
part of the air conditioning equipment.Film in the pool about nine fifty in

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the morning. And when you seethis this quote part, this thing is
massive, twenty feet long. Atleast six people were hurt. Two were
taking the hospital with life threatening injuries. They say fifty to one hundred people
were in the pool on Sunday atnine fifty when happened. Wow, how
big is that laws he's gonna beImagine the people there that are like trying

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to get lawyers this morning, happenedyesterday at night. They're trying to law
you up right now you get thatbig gay Lord money. So, like
I was there, I suffered someemotional distress. Even people that weren't there,
they were just at the hotel.All of a sudden they were in
the pool area. I heard aboutit. Yeah, I'm traumatized. I

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can't sleep. I need a milliondollars. Um. If you go to
a fancy hoteler spot, you're probablygonna spend on hundreds of dollars get a
decent foot massage. So if yougo to the Hilton Hotel in downtown Nashville,
you might get one for free.Here's the reason I say it.
So hotels here like the Gay Lord. Yeah, you might get a little
ac crashing in the pool, Butat the well at the Hilton Hotel in

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downtown Nashville, you don't get themanager, a guy named David Neil,
giving you a little foot massage withhis mouth. Oh anyway, He was
charged with aggravated burglary assault after heentered a gas room at five in the
morning, and then he did theunthankable what do you do? He crawled

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up to the bed, pulled thecheets right around this dude's tippy toes.
Duh, a guy's nasty, old, gnarly feet, and this dude,
David said, I'm he straight wenttoes and mouths that man. Oh on,

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another dude, it's probably a HarryKnuckle toad. That's just nasty.
Not that it makes it much better, but I was picturing more of you
know, Margot Robi's Barbie foot justhanging over the Yeah, yeah, little
barbie toe action a littlettle bit.Yeah, that's much better, much better
than some old dudes, callous,corny ass toes. Probably some toe fungus.

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Anyway, obviously the guests woke up. He said, carry on,
no dou He confronted him, calledthe police. He recognized David as employee
because he previously comes to his roomto fix his TV. Well, turns
out David was also a night managerof the hotel. Saw him tippy toes,
is like, oh, oh,I gotta keep those in my mouth.
Um anyway, um, yeah,he's being held on twenty seven thousand

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dollar bond. Little tippy toes alittle bit. What if he's gonna try
that in prison with his bunk mate, Just hang them over. He said,
oh hello, all right, somebody'spet emu escape It's enclosure near Minneapolis
on Thursday because he thought he foundhis soul mate, the love of his
life. Sadly it wasn't meant tobe, mainly because the other emu that

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he saw was actually a frisbee golfgoal. Yeah, you know, one
of the basket things with the chainshanging down. He's like, dash,
my bitch right there. I loveher. The emu's name is a race
Mo. Anyway, his owner saidthat he'd been pacing back and forth on
the property fence for several days andhe was doing the you know, you

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know how EMUs, like a lotof animals will try to strut and show
off and ruffled their feathers up reallywide and big and so forth. So
he's doing all this pacing up anddown the fence. On the other side
of the fence. Well, itwas a frisbee golf goal that he thought
was another emu. He actually endedup scared the fence hoping to get it,
you know, get a shot atthat frisbee golf goal. Maybe it

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shoot you're shot. Yeah, man, we get up in that baby.
I'll do some of those toes anyway. He well, poor guy, he
uh, he couldn't mate with theold frisbee golf goal. You can't now
he tried. Hey, he triedto give it his best. I'll sell
you. She's not reacting to anyof my aggressions here, any of my

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advancements. Not taking a bait anyway. Cops did find him in the neighbor's
yard eating a bunch of apples.He's back home now, so um just
having In Jefferson County, Colorado,they're looking for suspects who were involved in
a bar shooting and at least oneperson was wounded this Saturday night. Now
the bar, this is a bar. I gotta get to you man.

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You guys ever heard the bar Poordecisions? Oh? Poor? They name
the bar poor decisions. I mean, if you're gonna get shot at a
bar that's the to get shot at, Where were you at poor decisions?
Yes you were, But where wereyou at? Had it comment? You
should have known? Like if anythingsays you should have known, it's a

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bar called poor decision? Right whereyou being poor decision as well, call
rock bottom. Yeah, um,nice address code the shooter apparently, I
guess the shooter started at is afight inside the bar and moved the outside
the bar. They were at leasttwenty gun shots were heard, you know,

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as a large crowd gathered. Onlyone person was shot, though says
at least one person a right tothe hospital with gunshot wounds. Person has
non life threatening gunshots. So look, twenty shots fired, only one person
hit and doesn't look like it's abad injury. So y'all just terrible shots.
Yeah, A full investigation is underwaythough, poor decisions. They'll get

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the bottom of it. You hadpoor decisions. So last, but not
least, a local pest control wherethis guy was having a bad day because
security cameras got this guy named RogerYoung. He's the owner of Young's Pest
Control. This man is sixty seven. Oh wow, not so young.

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You would think that he no,not, oh, you would think that
he would know better, right,I mean, you know, if he
did this once, it's not thefirst time he's done it. Probably not
over sixty seven years. No,you don't just start something like this.
Apparently, Roger Young admitted to theincident. Police says he was caught of

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the family's home surveillance camera. Pleasesay in April twenty fourth, Young was
contacted the spray pesticides inside this residenceat these village in apartments and it looks
like it looks like surveillance camera showsYoung urinating on these people's couch, oh

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and other belongings. Apparently he tormentedthe tenants cat for a little bit.
I could understand that, um,police say. The video shows Young sent
sat down as pesticide container, lookedaround, walked towards the couch, which
time he began to urinate on it. He also urinated on the tenants carpet

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and down their heating vent. Uhwhy like why would you do that?
Like damn? And then fit usup by peeing on the carpet and then
went around Braydon's some pest control like. Um. Apparently they checked these survenal's
camera when they got home and sawhim doing it. What would you do?

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Oh, I'd be so pissed.Oh yeah, I'd be calling uh
Dan Capitis is not the proper guy. Yeah, yeah, I'm calling Dan
Caplis. We're not taking this oneto court. Were saddling big cash amount
well, according to the According tothe court record, police noted um to
the tenant. According to the tenants, after day of the carpet, couch,

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and other belongings had to be replacedand cost the victims over four thousand
dollars to replace the well, theurinated on couch, carpet and other items.
Still not enough, he said.When police contact him about it,
he said, quote, I messedup. I was having a bad day.
I've had plenty of bad days.I am never wanted to pee on

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somebody's couch, carpet, heating visit. No it's bad day or not.
I never felt like, oh,yeah, you know what I need to
do now? Just pee all overthese people's stuff. That's what I do
on a good day. I'm havinga good day, right, That's where
you need to watch out. IfI'm having a good day, I'm doing
a lot more peeing on your couch.